That One Guy Who’s Always Preaching (ft. Leslie David Baker) – Key & Peele

– MM, BROTHERS, BROTHERS, BROTHERS, SEE, WHEN ARE WE GON’ THINK OF OURSELVES AS MORE THAN THIS? [chuckles] WHAT Y’ALL DOING, Y’ALL ROLLIN’? HUH? [chuckles] FLIPPIN’? STOOPIN’? [chuckles] BOXIN’? MAXIN’? CHAXIN’? I USED TO STOOP. OH, YEAH. I USED TO FLIP, ROLL, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. [chuckles] ME AND MY CREW,

WE WOULD GET INTO ACTIVITY, MUCH LIKE YOURSELVES. YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM WAS, WE WERE ONLY PERPETUATING THE STEREOTYPE THE SYSTEM ALREADY ASSUMES ABOUT US. MM. YOU SEE, WE NEED TO STOP FEEDING INTO THE PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS THAT WE ARE ALL– – GREAT JOB, YOU GUYS. YOU REALLY WORK HARD TODAY.

I WISH I COULD PAY YOU MORE, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. EH–WHO ARE YOU, HUH? WHAT DO YOU WANT? – I-I DON’T KNOW. AS YOU WERE. – AS YOU WERE WHAT, SMART GUY? [cursing in foreign language] – MM. OH, HO. BROTHERS, BROTHERS, BROTHERS, LOOK AT YOURSELVES. PANTS HANGIN’ OFF YOUR ASS,

LOOKING LIKE A COUPLE OF CLOWNS– WHICH YOU ARE. OKAY, ENJOY THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION. – GIMME YOUR [bleep] MONEY, BITCH! – NO! NO! – I SAID, GIMME YOUR [bleep] MONEY, BITCH! – OH! OH! – [grunts] – BROTHER, BROTHER, BROTHER. – SIR, EVERYBODY IN THIS SELF-DEFENSE CLASS HAS ALREADY PAID TO PARTICIPATE.

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED, YOU CAN SIGN UP ONLINE. – I’M INTERESTED. – GOOD. – THAT’S WHY I CAME OVER HERE. I’M INTERESTED. I’M GON’ THINK ABOUT IT. I’M INTERESTED. – THANK YOU, SIR. NOW, LADIES, IT’S GON’ GET REALLY INTENSE TODAY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS. I WILL BE GROPING YOUR BREASTASIES

AS IF YOU WERE BEING ATTACKED LIKE A REAL ATTACKER. – BROTHER, BROTHER, MY BROTHER. NOW, I WAS WATCHING YOU. NOW, YOU OLDER BROTHERS NEED TO BREAK THE STEREOTYPE AND STOP BEING SO PREACHY. – YOU KNOW WHAT? – MM? – I’M PREACHY? – MM. – COME ON. [scoffs]

YOU PREACHY, MAN. PLUS, YOU OLDER THAN ME. – I’M NINE YEARS OLD. I GOT BENJAMIN BUTTON’S DISEASE. – S–I’M DONE. I’M DONE.

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