The Joe Rogan experience Santeria became a scam after all like I was raised in Santeria from the age of five I had little disturbances when my dad died I was weak I didn’t they didn’t put me into Santeria to be a witch doctor explained Santeria to people who don’t
Know it’s a religion that originated an African Nigeria and then the slaves brought it over to Cuba they hid it from the plantation owners through Catholicism so that’s why there’s a lot of cross it’s kind of a mixture of African and Catholic religion when I was
Five I was brought up to 140 h3 and this lady had a collie a dog and I loved the collie I love dogs and I was allergic to him so I was playing with the dog she would talk to me and I fell in love with
This woman I fell in love with her she was like my mother and then as I got older one that they asked me do you want this do you want that do you want to get that leg waah which is the first one you get and like
Wild ogoun your Romero those are the first things you get and you put them by your door and they guarantee you know your safety for me it was health that big black woman is my godmother okay and then after that when I was six they finally said they were gonna initiate me
And my mother because my spirit took my father so they wanted my godmother they wanted me and my mother to be twins in the Santeria so I made Saint halogen 48th Street and Broadway and but for me it wasn’t to be a killer or to be
Anything like that I can’t carry guns I can’t go on cars with strange people I can’t do business with three people I can’t say I hope Jamie [ __ ] gets hit by a car I’m not allowed to say all those things I don’t use it the way in
The late 70s for three people because two of them will slide all up against you and that’s the same thing that happened to me on my kidnapping I robbed somebody with three people I can’t stay in anything look at my life now look at my life when I was smaller
White powder my Saint in my head is controlling that’s why I always wear a white t-shirt on Mondays it’s a dance what you always wear a white t-shirt on Monday look at my shoes that white on white always when I step out of the shower I walk on totally my mat every
Day every day every day I some still very Santeria in my head I wasn’t when I was doing the coke because I knew I wasn’t allowed to what happened in the in the mid 70s with Santeria was I would pay you to tell me what you wanted to
Hear listen I got a big cargo coming in from Colombia with 200 kilos what would the Saints say I do it’s [ __ ] religion they don’t [ __ ] transport blow but these people got enamored with it so it was like you know TJ you know I want to kill Joe Rogan let me put a
Spell see you’re supposed to yeah write your name on a thing and then take a tongue and put it in a cow’s tongue like there was a big story when I was a kid Fatah T one of thoughthey story that he’s in a book he’s Omega 7 I didn’t
Know this growing up he went to court one time and his godmother made a powder and before the judge went to make a verdict she’s played the power and other than the thing and the judge [ __ ] couldn’t remember what the [ __ ] he was about the season I dismissed the case
And she became a star after every [ __ ] criminal wanted to give her thousands of dollars clothes the powder Oh would like a thing they made there’s a movie they called years ago it was the devil’s advocate with uh with Donnell Reeves and Pacino yeah and there’s one
Scene where he has to go protect the guy the guy’s a Santeria guy New York is prosecuting him because he’s killing animals without a license and he goes watch this he takes a tongue on he puts the tongue down he blasted tongue with like a thing and they tes he asked the
Guy what’s the judges name and the judge gave him his name and he took the tongue and he roll it with nails and they put it away and they go don’t worry about tomorrow the next day in court the judge starts to [ __ ] talk and he goes into a coughing spree
He can’t [ __ ] talk now that person looks like a hero these were all subtle coincidences that these [ __ ] specks were fueled by now so now I gotta have a big week Joe Rogan what is the Saint say and you get four pieces of coconut you throw them on the floor the Saints say
This is gonna be your week let me give you $20,000 so now drug dealers started doing it with Noriega got busted he had Santeria in his closet Fidel was well-known for Santeria in his closet these dudes well they have a special you haven’t you have an alter I made a
Promise when I lived in that apartment that have got a football I got me a house you have his own room go to my house my Saint is in my office if you if you get into the Cuban thing you it will get you they’ll get it will get you it
So I have enough you have to have a leg wise my areso Rishi you do this it’s a belief system why did you do because you can’t really understand that culture unless you embrace it on some level you understand it and live it unless you
Live in you even after the book oh yeah why is that people talk to me when I’ve thrown cards about you throwing cards about men women people have done my readings they have mentioned you and my readings really that you’re around the bureau Bothell eyes Sun all the way to
The end was that mean about the lies on the old wise st. he has 24 different passages he goes my passages or yah guna that’s the one you don’t want around cuz they were supposed to push on going my head but to tie me down how was our Chung go son
Chango means thunder whenever you see thunder is [ __ ] that’s chunko chunko is a bad and a woman you can’t kill mice around him they behead of them because a mouse woke him up and he woke up and oh it’s fun Django is the drum the conga drum was just a thunder you know
Summoning the Thunder yes or they put a bottle I’m to calm me down I’m not supposed to carry weapons I can’t have knives on me I can’t get into arguments my mother and the saint is Oh chill she’s just a [ __ ] she’s just a gymnast the horror of the
Saints she gave him a kids so yeah my ah to raise if you have problems with your stomach or you want to have a kid you have to pray it or chill you know but the women saints of worse than the male saints you don’t [ __ ] around with the
Women Saints because they will [ __ ] your world up Oh tune is he probably Mary Magdalene yes and yeah my yah sent a message to my mother my mother didn’t do it my mother died well you know so how the [ __ ] do I fit into Santeria what
What do you do what a couple years ago I had to read hey some guy told me now you have a couple strong about a lot of people in your life and that’s definitely you you’re a older wiser guy you’re not violent you’re very controlled you’re a lot more
Controlled than I am which is more of a I’d lean towards the Chango phase my my my main thing as a YA guna yaagh when I was the yellow bottle I he’s the one that took a sword and wiped it on his chest with red and they asked
Him why did he like to kill and he said because blood makes change some stupid he read he has but I don’t practice that I don’t my Martha is very calm but one one guy goes Caesar he’s a badass [ __ ] he mentioned didn’t mention your name didn’t meet they don’t need to
Mention names to me once they tell me I already know what they’re talking about I don’t really know what they’re talking about so I still go get readings like when I go to Miami next time I go to my godmother see this is the reason what
Thing I’m like I still follow it this is the reason I still follow you were asking me why I would still follow it it’s because once you get to an understanding of the idea that there are certain spirits within you and they are the orishas represent different spirits
Once you understand that that’s not something you throw away even if you don’t follow the religion anymore you still believe you still have belief in that you still believe in that so my orisha is ellegua ellegua is the saint he’s a trickster Elega as a trickster plays
Little tricks and also the saint of passages so people put l egh y above their door because you’re passing from one room into another room and so you identify with that spirit and that becomes part of your identity you can’t whistle in the house what if you have a
Like why you can’t whistle in the house yeah I don’t want you can’t go in the house cuz you leave so you can’t [ __ ] whistle no wow when I was a kid I’d sit at the table and do ya you can’t whistle my mom would go touch that [ __ ] table
You’re gonna wake your [ __ ] head cuz God lives in the table now Joe I grew up in it they ain’t saint than me like the one when I made st. was in November and they’d end up in the Bronx River so they had to break the ice and there were dark
Skinned Cubans and I’ll never forget that they rip your clothes off and then they take whatever your st. is to hit you with the number of water so if your st. is five you get hit with five things of water and they dry you up with your
Freezing and when I saw them ripping my mother’s clothes off I was about five I’m like [ __ ] you black [ __ ] I started running down Bronx Boulevard they had to chase me bring me back I didn’t want to do it it’s an all-night ceremony crazy 12 hours long Oh Mike you’re sleep and then
Sunday is when they read your future to you and then for a week you just live in a corner white they paint your head you’re bald I had to go back to school on Monday bald with a hat they said he’s not allowed in here with a hat my mother
Gave the principal a small nickel and I was a lot the way they have from 9:00 to 3:00 but then at 3 o’clock had to go home and change into white clothes for a year for a year and address some white for a year a year so for my cause I
Would just have to wear white socks and white t-shirt cuz I was a kid I can’t keep wearing [ __ ] white every damn I’m ripping [ __ ] right so now your hair has to grow back so when I walk into I don’t there’s a kind of Santeria in LA
Well I don’t deal with it at all because it’s all the same thing like everything else in that way it’s a bunch of white people who didn’t grow up and in there and there’s a hot black guy and they want to really just suck his dick tell
Them about spirits I saw a video today I saw a video file on my shame on them it’s all curfew is like those white chicks that sucked at Hindu dick when they go to hot yoga you know that guy that sacrum Bikram Bingham is a pig he
Got his a bunch of white chicks with hummus flavor in their mouth from sucking that trick run dick he he gets to me inside you suck that [ __ ] dead dick that smells like hummus chips you know uh-huh that’s what it is in that way like I’ve been invited to two
Parties first time I went you know who’s in there who [ __ ] the dude from that plane et on me a forest farmers will accept or is he big really to check that won Miss America feeding [ __ ] from behind the ladies in this area oh yeah
It’s not my Santeria I grew up in the cube mesentery because it’s not cute is it Mexican influence oh no no this is why they oh my god that forest it’s very watered down yeah and look at the guy for longer Danny Glover Forest Whitaker dressed up like yeah like
[ __ ] monks I pray I don’t do it I don’t pop the plate came up hilarious I came up under the very strict shut your mouth nobody need to know you [ __ ] business these two yeah there was a wall it was his step and this is what it is here
It’s more of you know like whenever I the guy like the guy that gives me the reads is tremendous I’m gonna tell you this man-to-man tremendous really tremendous I even took Duncanville tremendous you took Duncan to us we had him on the podcast and everything the problem with him is I don’t like
His the people around yeah it has too many people that don’t know when I did join this I knew what I was getting myself into write your name like I knew I knew I liked it I’m not doing my mother I was to do my godmother I and it was my
Relationship with her in fact my mother couldn’t even say [ __ ] to me in front of my godmother when when in 85 I my mum when I moved in with the Bender’s I couldn’t bring my Santeria [ __ ] with them they’re [ __ ] Italians so I left her with this gay guy
Named Martin the [ __ ] my [ __ ] money go he sold coke at night who is that he was a seamstress in the daytime for a big New York play when I was a kid he would go to CBGB’s every night and sell coffee use all these [ __ ] walking around today
Should give thanks to Martin he was getting his teeth knocked out and black eyes back in the 70s because he was gay but right I like Martin I ended up my I left my st. with Martin and then he is later in the Robbin Martin my cocaine
[ __ ] Heil so my godmother asked me my me in 85 where’s your Saints I go there at Martins house she goes you know you’re not supposed to have you were saying to the gay man’s house I’ll go get him listen to me I never saw my
Godmother I’m gonna have to 95 I did a I talk to Duncan about Santeria and some company approached me from London and I did there Santeria podcast and I got an email on Twitter we know who has you Saints there in Miami 34 years later I
Flew to Miami I’ve got my say-so to get him I flew together please ship them back you know how my godmother got him to Miami out on a bus whoa so six cases on a bus with all your future and your stuff I got my notebook and if you look
At my notebook I bring my notebook next time and you reading you go Joe [Laughter] [Applause]
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