Dragons they’re on the loose and need killing you are the only one you can stomp them you are Dover clean dragon barn but no that’s a person look there’s a dragon get that one that’s a person to fight you know what forget the Dragons how
Would you like to get paid in coin and items for all this violence against your fellow man instead you should join the dark brotherhood you evil son of a [ __ ] the dark brotherhood is a sinister Assassin’s Guild that also appeared in eldest girls two three and four like in
Oblivion joining the dark brotherhood has some serious perks in addition to the simple pleasures of being paid to axe [ __ ] in the brain box upon joining you’re given some shrouded armor which is about as good as light armor gets in the early game as well as access to
Purchase a variety of weapons spells and other bits and bobs upon entering the open world of Skyrim you are free to join the dark brotherhood pretty much from the get-go so here’s a step-by-step guide to becoming a member of this murderous fraternity the first time you come
Across is likely to be the mill town of river would head straight to the local tavern the sleeping giant in and of a friendly chat with the less than friendly barkeep be sure to ask him if he’s heard any good rumors lately and he should give you your first clue and
Access to the initial quest there have been whispers a boy up in windhelm name of a Ventus Sorrentino been trying to contact the Dark Brotherhood time to go pay sad child to visit now you are currently here and Windhelm is all the way over here so you can either embark
On a long and perilous journey through dark forests and across bleak snow fields while youth makes a much shorter and safer trip to Whiterun and then take a lazy option need a ride to go climbing back and we’ll be off that’s using the old noggin upon arrival
Enter time head to the highest pick the lock and proceed indoors sweet mother sweet mother send your child with me or the sins of the only worthy must be baptized and blood and fear scared yet don’t be talk to the boy and just play along it worked the headmistress is an evil
Cruel woman they call a cruller the kind but she’s not kind she’s terrible to all of us now you’re here you could kill drunk the kind okay time for a spot of murder no no not the boy not the boy the old lady he was talking about now her
Corpse to be resides in Riften which once again is far away so it’s time to hit to ride when you arrive head directly to the honor whole orphanage ignoring the grumpy threatening locals I don’t know you you and Rifton looking for trouble hey don’t worry his day will
Come okay let yourself in and proceed to murder the old dear ideally in a quiet manner another sight of the innocent children yeah I think she’s dead oh geez you know what just get out of there run run okay best flee the crime scene so travel
Faster windhelm to tell the body of your deeds time now to head back to River wood and when you arrive you should receive a note from a friendly neighborhood courier hmm mysterious selling old lady’s on fire is tiring work so hire a room and get some shut-eye until you are rudely awoken in
Some mysterious shack by Astrid a lady who likes to sit on top of bookcases she will then instruct you to kill one of the unfortunate captives bound and hooded at the other end of the room okay time to methodically interrogate them one at a time using deductive reasoning
To ascertain just who yeah or you could do that that was comprehensive finally was he pleased Astrid she will give you a location of the sanctuary fast travel to the closest possible site ahead to the woods in search of the door answer the entry question correctly and head inside to
Meet your new family ah at last I hope you found the place alright congratulations you are now a member of the Dark Brotherhood dawn your new armor grab a sword and go kill some contracts oh and remember the one rule respect your fellow family members oh no what
Are you doing don’t attack them oh come on ah you
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