[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK.
– I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER I WANT TO BE. – WE’RE STILL ALIVE. – THANK YOU. RIGHT? – MM-HMM. – JUST TWO… INJURED BUDDIES. – YES, YEAH, MM-HMM. – HAVING A FRIENDLY CONVO WHILE WE’RE WAITING TO GET TORTURED AGAIN. – AND, YOU KNOW, THERE’S A KIND OF A POSITIVE
IN HAVING NO OPTIONS. – YES. – BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE’RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO ESCAPE ‘CAUSE WE KNOW WE’D FAIL. – YES. TELL YOU ANOTHER THING. DON’T MISS THE ARM. – REALLY? – FIRST OF ALL, LEFTY. OKAY? SO THIS THING PRETTY MUCH GOT IN THE WAY. – HA. – KEEP IT, BUDDY!
[metal screeches] – YOU FOOLS, BLATHERING AWAY! [chuckles] YOUR SUFFERING HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN. – WOW. THAT IS A PERFECT SUMMATION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION. AND ONCE YOU’VE EMBRACED THAT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. – BINGO. – [screams] NO ONE HAS EVER SUFFERED AS YOU WILL! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
– YOU LOVE YOUR WORK, AND THAT KIND OF A POSITIVE ATTITUDE, QUITE FRANKLY, IT’S CONTAGIOUS. – IT IS. – WELL, WE’LL SEE HOW POSITIVE YOU’RE FEELING AFTER I COVER YOUR BODY IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE! – YOU KNOW WHAT, IT’S AMAZING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, ‘CAUSE I WAS JUST THINKING
IT’S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE. – MM-HMM. – THANKS SO MUCH, MAN. – DAMN IT! [screams] – WHAT A DRAMATIC AND FASCINATING MAN. – I THINK WE OWE HIM BIG TIME. – AS DO I. – REALLY. I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER, MY PHONE, MY WORK, IT’S JUST–
I FEEL UNPLUGGED. – YES, YES. OH. – OH. [rat squeaking] both: AWW. – CIRCLE OF LIFE. – NANTS INGONYAMA. – AND I CAN’T REALLY FEEL ANYTHING ANYWAY, SO YOU HELP YOURSELF, BUDDY. [saw whirring] – OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? – DO YOU SEE THIS?
THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO USE TO CUT OFF YOUR LEGS! – FINALLY! – THAT’S A GREAT SAW. I’M A HOME IMPROVEMENT GUY, AND I KNOW MY SAWS, AND I GOTTA TELL YOU, IF YOU’RE CUTTING OFF LEGS, THAT IS THE WAY TO GO. – THAT’S THE ONE? – THAT IS DEFINITELY THE ONE.
GOOD ON YA. – WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? YOU’RE MAKING ME CRAZY! – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SOMEBODY NEEDS A DAY OFF. – WE, OF ALL PEOPLE, SHOULD KNOW HOW HARD HE WORKS. – MM-HMM, MM-HMM. – [giggling, sobbing] MAKE THEM STOP! THIS IS TORTURE! NOOOO!
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