Brothers brothers let us begin i have convened this meeting to find out what you are doing why have we not taken a plane in 13 years cleanse you don’t even know it is all because the cunning and mighty t-s-a is always one step ahead of us i do not
Believe it it’s true last month i attempted to take down a plane with a pair of scissors five inches long that sounds like a perfect plan why did it not work yes in this shrewd tsc they made restrictions so you can only take a four inch scissors
Four inches what yes how could they know that the five-inch blade is a dangerous weapon and the four-inch plate is no more than a child’s plaything that is the genius of tsa they foiling us at every turn devils you know it’s the same way with the liquid what what about the lick what
Yeah we all know how much devastation we can wreak with 3.5 ounces of liquid damage is incalculable the crafty tsa they have limited passengers to only 3.4 ounces damn it do none of you have a solution how to do it’s like you’ve been living in a well here look
The tsa they strike fear into my heart with their polyester shirts and disposable rubber gloves and the the sneaker shoes they are so clever yes they act as if they are listless overweight employees who don’t give a [ __ ] when in reality they are an elite force of anti-terrorist commandos of course
The brilliant tsa religion if i may i think i have a way to triumph over the wiley tfa finally okay let’s give him a shot i have a plan to put a bomb in a laptop and it will detonate once you pull it from its case yes it is perfect the planes were
Running down from the sky onto the infidels [Applause] it’s as if the prophetic and all-knowing tsa has predicted your plan they make you take the laptop out of the carrying case and put it in a separate bin before you get on the plane come on you’ve got to be kidding
You’ve got to be kidding me are you kidding me because it’s not a funny joke if there’s a job time for kidding i wouldn’t kid oh my god but god no i shall believe these mothers of devils yeah well very wealthy have all failed i will tell you how we
Will destroy the non-believers i have developed the smallest bomb possible and it fits perfectly into this a full-sized tube toothpaste ah yes oh it’s really great isn’t it i mean it’s only fantastic what’s going on over here what’s the situation over here okay is there a version of the toothpaste
Bomb that comes in travel size ah you know what it’s like there in our heads You
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