Many sororities there are um W it’s so exciting Mary this is a dream come true for me you know that I know come on to be a sister I know all my life oh good good what can I do for you I want to sign up oh oh that’s so cute you guys
Are so cute but we have a strict age limit policy here at pyro so well what would that be well you have to be younger than you oh so long beary alpha beta now look at this sorority caters to strong confident women who feel like the average sorority doesn’t speak to them
Hey how about that in lifelong friendships Joe oh we’re home come on hmm this is where we want to be you do realize this as a black sorority mmm that doesn’t bother us at all no where do we sign up this is my best friend Barry and this is my best friend
Joan we’ve been inseparable since we were little girls we both got married right out of high school then settled in for a lifetime of suburban domestic but then one day Joan’s husband suddenly died and then Barry found her husband cheating instead of feeling sorry for ourselves we decided to start over together we
Enrolled in college and moved into the freshman dorm in 1928 when our great sorority was founded by Agatha Christie and BHS crime it was established on principles of sisterhood honor integrity and etiquette that’s right ladies this week we’re gonna have a series of challenges ahead of you yes and some of the requirements
For rush this week is that at the end of the week you’re gonna have a performance where you can just sing dance showcase any talent that you have as long as it’s about african-american culture because we as alpha-beta women want to see the strong african-american women we know
You can be hi are you guys sure that you’re here to pledge the black sorority we are how about that Harriet Tubman Hawks choo-choo okay those parks what a heartache I’m so sorry hmm look here Golden Girls I don’t know what you’re doing here I don’t know who
You are I don’t know if it’s that you think this is funny this is a joke but I take this very seriously and I do not appreciate you two coming all up and through our house disrespecting our Harris no no no there is no disrespect we’re here to become the strong black
Women we know we can be that’s right we’re gonna fit right in do you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth are you ladies crazy you’re not black you don’t know what it means to be black and I appreciate if you left old off Sister Sledge I am actually 1/16
Afro-american she my great-great Grandaddy had a plantation and there was a little love connection going on so you get the deal mm-hmm so what I’m supposed to let you ladies in because yo ancestors raped a couple of my ancestors if it helps is all I’m saying sister if it helps
What the hell we’re ready my bed I have you naked had no idea okay what happened last night I don’t remember anything remember anything okay just listen just to relax don’t tell anyone would you please please take my pillow off of your chunk no no I have to cup it Oh
Didn’t the Bobbsey Twins hi you cute boys my best friends forever how you feeling today oh good you cute last night all that rubbing on the back that massage that went on forever and all the love between you two boys Oh mr. drew I’ve never had a friend like
You your beautiful skin mr. drew and we just change the subject please yes how about this we’re rushing alpha beta mm-hmm oh my gosh it’s the most dynamite sorority you guys wait you hear about it they just offers so much stuff that we really keyed into mm-hmm there’s such a
Depth to this sorority we’re really gonna fit in huh that’s a black sorority right yes and we’re gonna make some lifelong black friendships you’re not black it doesn’t matter we’re all sisters we’re gonna fit right in mm-hmm that’s what you see on the surface but you know it’s inside black girls the
Lack of coal yep whatever we didn’t have when we as a kid whatever we didn’t have we pretended we had like a father oh I wish those sorority girls feel it being black you don’t say these skinny ass white women I want those skinny ass white woman look
I mean come on I need I need some junk in the trunk what is junkie you tell me what junk is what is junky people that don’t clean out that are tight like a big car but a dirty trunk it’s not that it’s being healthy baby oh well you sister I want
To be at a play games like hey you did a stripper at home this is better put a dollar man all these skinny airs white women okay you can’t do nothing with that I’ve got junk in my trunk you got any black no but I’d like some
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