I was told there would be bread in this game and so I downloaded it that’s it that’s my intro there’s Brent somewhere in this game and we need to find it warning this game contains flashing lights this game contains loud noises this game is not suitable for children
Why though the music’s also kind of creepy should I turn my light red I don’t let’s just see let’s just see oh oh what bye bus um okay so we are living in a futuristic Society did the bus crash Supermarket 50 discount on toast hell yeah Blasphemous
We don’t have any price we who’s we picnic area well that sounds lovely oh I hear music hello hello I am in search of bread oh my God who killed you this is a murder mystery piece of bread I will avenge you I will avenge you whose music
Is this is it the murderers Cemetery seems like the perfect time to go to a cemetery oh my god there was a toast murderer spray it was me I did it I ate all of them I feel like uh I feel like the toast know I feel like they knew it was
Me and now they’re threatening me well come for me toast I dare you I was also the one that murdered that piece of bread earlier it was me I’m the bad one in this game that’s the twist Secrets more bread is this way
Can I eat it I want to eat it well I want to let me eat it oh there’s a trail a trail of bread oh ah My Little Bread person pirate I’m a cool pirate yes you are buddy definitely not gonna eat you oh I think that is the
Bus you guys did crash the bus kill all humans well this can’t be good is this because of what I did is this because of all the toast I ate it’s time to take revenge but not on me right I want to bite him I want to bite him but I won’t
Are we worshiping bread all hail bread praise the confraternity what does confraternity mean I want to join your bread cult I was made for the bread cult can I be the leader praise the confraternity what does it mean I’m Googling confraternity Means A brotherhood especially with a charitable or
Religious purpose why does it Gotta Be A brotherhood though why can’t we just be a cult praise the cult praise bread Colts I am on your side guys follow the bread follow it Have I ascended have I placed you bread gods and goddesses I am poor one dollar please I’ll pay you a dollar for a nibble just a little nibble can I have a little nibble no well then I’m not giving you anything it is the bread King and I am the bread
Queen I don’t know what that means up there but we’re not gonna worry about it all hail bread King yes or no what decision must I make it will be yes I will do anything to please you bread people hi I am the Glorious founder of this beautiful
Confraternity kneel in front of me young subject now I will ask you to answer a simple question do you want to join the confraternity yes or no let me think about that will I be in a bread cult a thousand percent yes what I have to
Give up all of my friends and family all of my loved ones worth it I will do anything for you bread hello young toast I’m a young toast if you want to enter to the Glorious conf fraternity of toast you have to go to the sacred Temple you
Will receive orders there and remember have a strong respect for the authorities hello bread I will resist my urge to eat any of you oh my gosh they’re bread doors with bread door knobs this is my heaven I might be in heaven everything is bread all the
Windows are bread I’m happy to be here me too oh oh oh oh what’s going on over here uh Revolution are you always alive run away from this place but why it is the greatest place I’ve ever been nibble nibble nibble I just nibbled your toes I’m just going around nibbling all my
Neighbors the cops I mean wasn’t nibbling my neighbors gotta get out of here they’re looking for me they’re looking for me because I’ve been nibbling people they’ll never catch me whoa this is tripping me out uh I’m gonna get sick I ate too much bread hello young toast to join to the
Glorious confraternity of toast you will have to pass three tests in the first test you will have to overcome a difficult maze in the second test your parkour skills will be put to the test oh no I’m terrible at it and as a last test you will have to question marks
Well I need to know what that is I will do anything anything for you toast test one the Labyrinth all right all right and that was the wrong way ready I hate mazes I hate mazes I feel like I may just be going in a circle oh my God I
Just went back to the beginning wait wait or did I well there’s behind me where what what they’re gonna make me go crazy oh my God go to the next test I’m a genius good bad question mark okay test number two okay I got this oh I also just realized everything’s in the
Background is purple like me ah this may actually make me crazy because I hate parkour and games I’m very bad at it very bad at it very bad at it especially this purple background is messing with my eyes maybe this is what the cult does the cult of bread
Makes You Suffer before you join I like how the first my first time doing it I got the furthest I ever have and then never did again I could do this oh my God is this because I enabled all so many pieces of bread I’m sorry okay I can’t
Control myself oh my God ah I’m about to go back in time and say no I’m about to go back in time and say no to Jordan oh I thought this was a save point but it’s not and now I’m very scared right or left I don’t know is one of these gonna
Make me plummet to my dad that I’m have to do this all over again is it a trick question could I do this one you’re going for it I don’t know if I can make this jump actually so we’ll see Oh you gotta be kidding me versus furthest I’ve gotten oh no are you are you serious are you serious what what I can’t do it I can’t do it I’m going back this is extra wow is this my reward for not beating parkour love it I’m going back in time and I’m saying no when the cult asks if I want to join because I’m not doing that I’m not doing it I can’t believe I gave up on my bread
Cult dreams all because of Parkour I just can’t do parkour okay here’s my moment nope what it won’t let me no well I guess I’m just gonna throw myself into the purple void then I can’t do that either I don’t wanna do it and so
I want to end the call I just wanna end the call okay so I took some time and collected myself because I wanted to die and figured out another way to try and join this cult I just want to join the bread cult I want them to allow me to be
In this cult okay usually if they convince people to be in a cult not me I want to be in I want to give up everything for this okay so I found a second cult to try and join the confrontity of toast too so I won’t be
In the main cult but maybe I’ll be in the second one because I don’t know how to do parkour and there better be no Parkour in here only for YouTubers oh what what what oh oh my God millions of people are watching me on YouTube Look At Me Mom
I’m famous now oh leave a like for toast he said hi to you guys I’m gonna nibble him thanks for the nibbles all right I’m ready uh oh another strange dream again another stressful work day it’s time to finish it I’m such a short person but am
I a toast did I achieve my goal of becoming bread uh what what I’m scared is this part of the cult cult initiation ah it’s always nice to see my most glorious films ah that was the ending that I didn’t get to see I believe no one is better than me best protagonist
Actor I will be better for me to go to bed I don’t want to get to work with I don’t know what it said look at all my bread trophies okay so I guess that makes sense the end of the last confirmity of toast game I just hated
Parkour so much that I wanted to to die but it wasn’t real it was all a game you just saw so don’t worry you don’t worry don’t worry YouTube who’s the Oscars I love toast Oscars can somebody make me a toast to Oscar I would like a toast
Award oh my God I have a bed where I tuck my bread trophies in for the night I’m adorable oh what happened to the door it’s not nice to stay here I am so confused that’s what’s happening I joined the cult and now my brain is mush Hello toast Oscar the big boss wants to see you okay oh no oh God more mazes why do toast like why do toasts like mazes hmm oh my God my shirt my shirt matches the background what is happening this game just knows me it just gets me this
Tangle of stairs does not make sense no it does not it also hurts my brain and I think I hit a dead end between the colors and the music and what I have to do I think I’m going crazy am I making progress oh it’s a bread I give up it’s
Impossible to get out of here I understand toast that was me during the parkour segment but I did give up oh no I have to get to that one this one yes I think I did it oh my God I think I think I did it I think I did it ah
Oh big boss oh you finally arrived I was worried about you I have summoned you to warn you about a terrible event that will happen tomorrow you will be killed by someone oh what so you don’t have to go to work tomorrow I cannot stop working just because you had an omen I
Mean yes you can please don’t ignore my advice I’m not kidding shut up yellow toast I’m a celebrity and tomorrow I’ll go to work and now it will be better if I wake from this dream I don’t want to be late oh what an absurd dream I have made
Luckily it’s all fake nobody will kill me how do you know that why would you go to work I’m going to wash myself so I forget this dream forever that’s right I’m not scared let’s wash wait what is this music oh oh who are you hello
Hello oh I am coming to get you and when I do I will dance on your dead body is the worst nightmare of my life what is happening oh no I woke up late I’ll be late for work this entire video is probably melting all your brains because
It’s melting my brain I didn’t know this was gonna be a horror game I love how it’s purple just purple this person made this game for me why they had the hello YouTube that’s why they have purple everywhere that’s why they matched my shirt I’m being watched guys because I’m
In a cult now it’s early morning the ideal time to work better hello toast Emma helped me when I was on the street with no money now I work here are you the guy I nibbled for a dollar toast brothers and sisters it’s his eye all right what awaits me hello is anyone
Here we are tired of being underpaid to enrich our boss we are free we are the real confraternity of toast the public execution will happen tomorrow the public execution we want one million dollars for the release of the hostage I mean I don’t even know this guy so
That’s fine oh my God is this amazing and the second I get to a parkour I’m gonna I’m gonna scream and give up um oh hello toxic bread join I’ve been trying all I want is to join this cult first travel is free do you want travel
Press e to accept yes oh oh oh I think he slipped me something oh I think I ate something bad did I nibble the toxic toast is that what happened a second I thought this was gonna be parkour I was about to lose my mind talking door I’m closed for lunch I’m
Hungry can you find me some food sure do you like toast the door not even a second thought just like yep wretch have you tried to kill me with that poisonous toast I’m very angry go back okay Did you have fun no no all I wanted was to join a cult and I feel like that’s not gonna happen is this another maze I’m about to throw myself in the acid what is this puzzles okay forget I’m going to the acid are you kidding me
This won’t even end things oh come on it won’t let me do anything I’m done let it pour on me I don’t care I don’t want to be in the cult I’m done that ending was just as weird as this entire game was perfect
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