[spaceship engines roar] – WAIT, WAIT. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE. THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM. WHAT WAS THAT? – WHAT? – COVER ME. – GUYS! HEY, GUYS! HEY, GUYS. OH, THANK GOD. HEY, WE STARTED A COMMUNITY OF SURVIVORS. Y’ALL COME LIVE WITH US. – WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
– COME ON. REDNECK WANTS US TO MOVE INTO HIS COMMUNITY? US? LET’S GO. – GUYS, OVER HERE! OH, THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHERS! – WOULD YOU LET ME DATE YOUR DAUGHTER? – OF COURSE! – OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. AAH! PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!
MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK AND I LOVE JAY-Z, AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS THINK LIKE A MAN. – SHE’S GOOD. – COME WITH US. – OKAY. – STAY CLOSE. – OKAY. – WHAT’S YOUR NAME? – EMILY. both: OF COURSE IT IS. [tense dubstep music] โช โช – HEY, HEY, HEY! DON’T SHOOT!
DON’T SHOOT! – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE POLICE? – WELL, I LOVE THEIR THIRD ALBUM. – AAH! AAH! [stammers] I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY! NO MONEY! [screaming] [continues screaming] – OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. THANK GOD YOU GUYS SHOWED UP. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. IT’S A SILVER LEXUS.
JUST PULL IT RIGHT UP FRONT, AND DON’T SCUFF THE PAINT, ALL RIGHT? I JUST HAD IT BUFFED. – WAS HE AN ALIEN, TOO? – YEP.
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