Again I’ll be human again that I’m not human I think people know nobody knows except you have you told anyone else man okay that’s that’s just mean that they would stat that that way ah oh rude all right you wanna roll the dice I absolutely don’t on a crossbow
I can smell your breath as you lean into me in like the department store line talking like an apartment store I meant like 7-Eleven which is not a support on this on this part of town 7-Eleven’s the most apartmenty store we got they got the chips in one place and the
Tires and others what 7-Eleven sells tires like I said this one’s already well let me introduce you to the Alabama Bagel wow what is happening a a joke with truly one audience member I I I’m not sure Jay also back of a band what’s going on don’t
Worry I’m not gonna do anything bad I’m just gonna show you the tire store so you can help me pick out some well well nowhere there because as soon as the door opens I’ll be able to smell rubber yeah surprisingly just like regular sentence instead of like going somewhere
Crazy at the end to fit with the narrative just y’all know we’re there it’ll smell that yeah correct I’ll never worked and under proved I’ll get you James I don’t know about this new Bake Off I enjoying being here it’s always hard to say of each week you look a little stressed
Buddy how about while you need that bread I’ll need your shoulders like a pretty little kitty I only use the back of my mouth someone in chat you sound like Heath Ledger’s Joker going on a shopping spree oh sisters this doesn’t come in a media I gotta compose myself I can’t do it while I laugh would you like to see um energy drink you mean you’ve never heard about Diet Coke again Mentos really thought that was just gonna end it oh you’ve never heard of Diet Coke it’s so pretty I thought it would be like you haven’t
Heard of Diet Coke and Men what is that oh I’ve heard of one of those and it’s Diet Coke Amazon’s being like oh I got these tires really really knocked yourself out with that one huh [Laughter] funny looking grin’s open mouth that you waiting for a response
Sir can I take your order I’d like uh oh sure oh sure I’d love I’d like okay you heard me I don’t think I stuttered you want to know why I like Bagels sir please because they’re like a tire for people like yeah guys I’m gonna go pee
I’ll go with you state of Alabama yeah I do what you have to to pass the cold winter nights why are you trying to bring back the Alabama Bank bill I will make the Alabama ankle work why two two one and Jerry she gave me the Alabama Bagel
Like I love that Chad is like what is this [ __ ] I I could explain at least the Alabama Bagel but like it wouldn’t matter like like the context that there is is not like it doesn’t add anything to the joke knowing where that originated because it
Was it was like an equally Lupa doopy kind of gag o I don’t know about you guys but I thought that bit was very funny My First Girlfriend Was a baker I could see that one coming and it still hit me and I gave the cream cheese
This is a Burger King what are you ordering I’m ordering a friend no I’m I’m ordering a friend annior on the menu why I’m not ordering you I’m just asking it’s just a suggestion why don’t you see if you’ve got any Bagels in the back we won’t we’re a Burger King Maybe maybe
Someone brought one for lunch and you could sneak it to me enough to cover the excuse expenses puts down a bagel that what the [ __ ] yeah I’ll trade this bagel for a bagel You you did a good job I was waiting for you to [ __ ] it up and you gone on for a while You know back to our friends being mean to you about oh I’m not gonna say it it’ll just make you mad I’m just a Bagley boy don’t you mean you’re backing sticks leave will alone he can’t hear me I’m allowed to be me God I don’t think he would
Not bush with a crossbow reminds me when I join my fraternity Brotherhood of the Flaming bagel I was the only member I guess you could say I was lonely leading up to something as if it were a pun and then it not being a pun is a joke I’d like a lot
Well what’s funny is I like we seem to have Tapped Out On The Bagel bit but it could come roaring back at any moment if one of us thinks well you see don’t you mean rolling back big old bites shut the [ __ ] up
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