Okay wait this is this is the worst character I’ve ever done here it is you have to hold the mic up to me though because I have to I have to use my hands okay all right this is the guy who doesn’t know how to do finger guns all
Right so you guys um am I gonna see you guys at the bar tonight uh yeah I’m gonna be a little late but I’ll be there I’ll be around 7 30. cool I’m probably gonna bring my girlfriend that’s cool man yeah yeah all right I’ll see you guys later [Applause]
There’s something wrong with your hands no what was that is it gonna go mober’s here seriously though I’ll see you guys later [Applause] [Applause] Guys welcome back to the podcast we’re here with Will and Liam from the almost Friday pod very exciting you guys you walked in the door today I had a little bit of a heart flutter I went like uh those are the guys like you know when you see a celebrity
That’s that’s an interesting feeling that I don’t think we’ve given that yeah I don’t I feel like that’s never happened to us before yeah well get used to it usually people get nauseous when they see it yeah right um I just like uh I don’t know maybe
Over the last couple months I I your shorts just keep coming up and I’m like these guys are so funny you’re doing something really different you do like uh you kind of do like improv games on your show which are great and those those like kind of blow up on shorts so
That’s how I got to know you guys yeah those have luckily helped uh helped us grow the podcast it is interesting because it’s like what’s helped us grow the podcast the most is the half-baked stuff so it’s like we go in with like a very loose idea with the characters yeah
And that’s what has helped us yeah just the first name for the character if possible yeah just made up on the spot yeah and then the tick tock that you did was there’s two tick tocks first of all they’re so funny the one the mom
The mom and the guy goes don’t she goes don’t come in uh the house you can’t you can’t have so-and-so over yes this place isn’t clean boxes everywhere look we’re in the middle of the remodel okay you in the wig no will made that years
Ago right yeah we we um before I like had moved out to LA I was like doing any sketch uh me and my friends from home had made that video we just wanted to start like a YouTube channel like think it was like right when kovitz how
Old is that uh I think we made that in 2019 maybe 20 yeah 2019 and we just had nothing to do because of covid so we made that right um and then we didn’t have anything to post so I pulled that up from my old
YouTube and while I was there I hit a bunch of other videos I made so that nobody found them and uh yeah that’s an old one though that was one of the first videos I made where I got actually a good response it’s so funny because when
You you that is something your mother would say growing up and it’s so that is like the best version of that joke I’ve ever it’s so funny yeah my mom’s heart would exp like I never had people over because my mom’s heart would explode if anyone walked through the front door so
It’s just easier to just live and live in chaos and then the other one is the the dads at the at the baseball game at the at the basketball game like the the actual dads is that you guys that’s you guys right wait is it with the alpha dads
Yeah no no that’s so that’s American High shorts well that’s American High we work with those were you in that though uh so I was I was there those guys are based in Syracuse and I I I know those guys personally that’s so funny they’re awesome
I go to like a lot of like sporting games and uh yeah for my kids and you see that all the time just like an [ __ ] dad like oh just like walking around like such an attitude about him and just a dick and uh yeah so that one made me laugh too
Those guys are hilarious crab videos yeah shout them out yeah check those guys out and so you guys are part of Friday beers media almost right which is now called almost Friday so did you get hired by them I can give you the crash course please so the three brothers they
Started this Instagram account friends Bennett their last name’s Bennett Barrett’s yeah okay yeah so the three brothers started it as a meme page for a while blew up during covet and then they’re like sketch comedy writers yeah this is kind of like their Trojan Horse into you know wanting to do like live
Stuff so they created the umbrella company almost Friday media which now owns Friday beers and then they brought us on early on because they to do Live sketch where they find you guys on Tick Tock we were doing our own thing yeah um just uploading videos mostly during
Covid do you take improv classes no I took like an acting class in my high school once first semester but I I don’t think you didn’t take anything either right no I’ve never taken any of the classes or anything really I was yeah I was uh making sure with my friends in
High school and then in college and like zero of my videos had ever done over a thousand views maybe yeah and then I had one pop off towards the end of college what was it it was a kid uh who wanted to get 21st uh balloons for his 21st
Birthday but his friends didn’t get him no it’s like my favorite video but in hindsight it’s crazy they hired you off of one video yeah and I asked Max after he hired me yeah I was like did you look at anything else I made because the
Video I put out after that was a kid in a who built a fort in his basement and wouldn’t let his friends in and there wasn’t a joke in the video it was just a guy it was me in the in a blanket being like you can’t come in here and
Everything else I made was so terrible and no one watched it and he was like yeah I actually didn’t check out anything else he made that’s a famous Norm Macdonald story he gives how he got hired from Dennis Miller he sent one joke oh really just one oh the joke was I
Don’t remember what the joke was I can look it up but uh but yeah sometimes it just takes one so you could see when somebody’s funny you know what I mean like and you can you can see when somebody’s like oh that’s not their best but if you see them once like really
Shine you’re like okay these and that’s what I see with you guys like because you know a lot of the stuff isn’t funny that I see that you guys no I’m just kidding but um I think it was your best I think you peaked yeah
Uh and where are you guys from I’m from Dallas I’m from Massachusetts I’m from Massachusetts oh nice where I’m from uh Medfield are you really from that field yeah holy [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah that’s crazy I just got invited to go back and uh do the pep
Rally oh wow yeah yeah that’s incredible yeah are those like neighbors right next to each other okay yeah every time I hear two Boston people talk it’s crazy just naming streets at each other for an hour straight what do you think of Boston uh I like it I never lived there
Really because right I went to UMass Amherst I went to UMass Amherst that’s awesome where did you live you miss hammers uh I was in uh Washington sophomore year in that Tower I was in Southwest Southwest yeah and then I was in North Northeast or whatever the hell
Yeah uh freshman year and then moved down to Southwest and I was there and they lived on Pelham Road yeah what would you study there uh it was English and communication yeah I did Communications Communications [ __ ] yeah it was nothing it was absolutely nothing I took nothing classes my senior
Year I worked at Saturday Night Live and I wrote a paper and that was it and they gave me an a that’s awesome how’d you get the SNL gig from I went down I was just like you know at that time I was like there was no internet so I was
Like I just I just loved SNL like every kid and I was like um I I told my parents I want to be a comedian they were like no like no you’re not for you you know most of my dad literally said your sister’s the funny one and uh and I
Was like okay so I tried and I went down I had an interview at Dateline and I had an interview at SNL and I went in my mother dressed me in a three-piece suit she like took me to Marshalls and bought me a suit in Boston
And thinking like oh yeah like this is good we’re gonna like really impress these people then the minute I walked in I was like oh my God nobody wears that three piece you know what I mean like the whole thing is built on like Counter Culture yeah and like people smoking weed
So I feel like a total idiot so then I went in went to the Dateline interview and I didn’t really want the Dateline one and uh and then I went into the SNL one and the woman who interviewed me she was just like this really nice like
Imagine like a Hampton’s mom and she had like a job there her name was Karen Nathanson and her husband was Jeff Zucker he ran NBC at the time he ran the Today Show whatever she was super nice she asked me all these questions and I had nothing
Special to offer at all like I was just like I was like yeah you know like I’ll do this you know like uh at the time it was like Sandler and Spade it was like that era Farley mm-hmm oh yeah I love Adam Sandler like that
Was all I could say she was like okay okay she’s like do you like do you perform do you write or anything like no no I was before and then I was like this is going really bad and then I walked out I was starting to walk out and she
Goes she goes hey she goes can you be here every day because most of the kids they they don’t want to be here every day you know they’re like they go to NYU or whatever and I was like yeah yeah I could do it every day and she hired me that was it
And uh yeah so then I like I would like get like Sandler uh things I I work for Norm um I had a couple interactions with Farley that was really [ __ ] cool that’s awesome um and uh you know you know you learned a lot I learned a lot and then I started
Performing after that oh that’s awesome yeah did you ever perform around UMass no I wasn’t performing then I was like too scared yeah you guys are doing a live show now yeah you’ve done a lot of live stuff I do stand up but you do yeah
Um I started around that era it was funny I started doing an open mic at UMass yeah and they uh the lady that was facilitating it was like do you know who used to do the open mic here yeah and I said no and she said Bill Cosby and she
Said it like really proudly and I was like I think I got some rough news for you and then at UMass there was also there used to I don’t know if they had it when you were there but the Bill Cosby surf and turf dinner yeah and now it’s just
Called the surf and turf dinner and he’s still his whole team still pays for it but they just took his name off of it that’s awesome it’s funny when it’s funny when like she must have known that Bill Cosby did all that stuff I I think she was just being like nah it’s
Just rude I was like no did they have like pretty confirmed all of his photos on the wall like were there sections of the bar named after him no nothing okay I never understood why Bill Cosby had such a foot there because he didn’t go there I don’t know he just gave money
Apparently he did some stand up there for I don’t know okay because I remember being there and hearing a lot about like Bill Cosby and stuff but he went to like School in Philadelphia I think or something yeah it didn’t make any sense to me either he must have done something
Bad there and that was all hush money yeah it’s funny because it’s like for you you’re doing stand-up it’s like well this is one of the greats so you’re you’re following in his footsteps and if you’re ignoring the fact of all the you know stuff yeah yeah yes
It’s rough I was like yeah just don’t tell anyone else that he used to host please uh okay so you’re Dallas Massachusetts what’s Dallas like oh it’s very it’s like bunded up corporate like clean City there’s not a lot of Personality yeah it’s it’s okay yeah it’s boring yeah
Yeah it’s like the city equivalent of like a cubicle right you know what I mean it’s like it’s okay and how do you guys make all those shorts like you have so many uh five six minute shorts on YouTube who pays for those um so I mean luckily the company we work
For uh finances all that stuff and we’ll try to do uh like a brand deal within them you know what I mean like just product placement to try to pay for some of the stuff because yeah the YouTube sketches are expensive yeah that’s um it’s uh we want to be a comedy
Production company so this is kind of our first yeah like Venture in that area like eventually producing TV shows or movies but this is like the first I like the one where you guys are um the guy goes back and he’s scrolling way back on Instagram and he likes a photo from 2017
And then like a bomb squad comes in yeah yeah like that’s really good that was the first one we made actually we had no idea that the we were going to be doing that consistently yeah it’s kind of longer so you guys are all kind of new
To those work doing those big production sketches right like in the last year yeah we are uh like Billy Chet the other sketch guys uh but luckily we have a director Tyler falbo who it has a huge background and like has had a sketch show made before has made a
Movie so he’s uh luckily can piece everything together yeah I think his his sketch show um it got the uh the quibby treatment so that’s a really funny line that you had in that Cody Coast sketch oh yeah yeah you said I have a script it’s with
Quibby that was a shot at Tyler because his show like he sold it to quibby and then it imploded what was the line um I think it was just like quibby has the rights yeah um but yeah his show it was like produced by Bill Burr bill was like the
Host of the show yeah yeah yeah yeah um and then yeah just no it got buried no one saw it yeah it’s very good it’s on Roku immoral Compass check it out it’s so funny bird got a Emmy nomination for it really yeah it’s it’s Bill Burr
And sketches yeah or like he like sets up the sketches yeah a little bit yeah exactly but he’s not in them yeah he plays a janitor yeah he’s just talking about he’s kind of riffing and yeah it’s great yeah luckily like Tyler’s like a a filmmaker so he met he like makes
Everything look good right in the YouTube and how hard is it to get it to write a sketch and then get it to them and have them make it is it like a tough process not really uh it’s just the idea generating we all kind of sit around
That’s probably the hardest part and then I mean then we’ll just break off and write the script two people or one person and then from there it’s pretty just scheduling our producers great Joe Pomeroy and then from there we have like a great team of people like mad people
Bizarre DP and he’s awesome so we have a big enough team where it’s not that crazy of a lift for us specifically and how did you guys meet through the job we got hired the same day essentially yeah no way they flew us out we stayed in a hotel room together
Never met each other pushed the beds together Mega bed yeah and how is that those guys just got along just right away yeah we didn’t know each other at all did you know of him or yeah I knew I knew uh I’d seen his videos online but I didn’t know him
At all we zoomed one time and I think I think he made a really [ __ ] dark joke or something on the zoom and I was like this is this is gonna be perfect I’m just so edgy yeah I just kind of have that avant-garde like humor that really attracts people
So yeah yeah we had a yeah I was still in college but I came out here for a weekend we just saw a little bit of La Max Barrett showed us around yeah just drank it was weird like we we uh there’s a crazy move to like drink
That much in front of the people that were gonna hire us yeah I blacked out and I won and I made it made an ass for myself at several different parties like I was just like way too [ __ ] up to be around people and I woke up the next
Morning and we’re just like looking at will like wow I believe that job opportunity night one I [ __ ] up I couldn’t even wait and I tried to like get in a fight there was it was not good uh What did your bosses say they were just like that they were like that’s so
Funny that’s the brand dog uh they were more mad that I was too hungover to go out the next night I was so ashamed I watched the octopus teacher in the hotel room I love the octopus teacher we have so many things in common it calms me down have you seen the
Octopus station yeah I was the one that showed it to him we couldn’t get the TV to work so we like put the laptop in between our beds and we were both just laying there like 4 P.M with the shades drawn watching the octopus teacher not not even trying to learn anything
About each other yeah yeah and so how old are you guys I’m 24. I’m 27. damn so what’s it like to be uh uh in your 20s now scary is it oh yeah I think it is I think it probably is really scary yeah I feel like I
Shouldn’t be taking care of myself but I am hey my diet’s terrible like I gotta figure out how to take care of a human body yeah so that’s what I’m working on recently I’m excited though because apparently my Saturn is in oh yeah what is it oh yeah Saturn returns when you’re
27 28 when you’re 28 what happens it’s like your life is good all of a sudden because Saturn’s back that’s what they say so Saturn it takes 28 years to rotate the Sun and you like all the decisions you need to make in your life become clear so
Things are looking looking up for me to be a good year you had if you had Clarity not yet but I’m expecting the day I wake up one day it’ll all make sense hopefully I’ll do 74. 74 sitting here doing this that’s the sad thing that’s awesome though yeah that’s the dream yeah it’s okay I’m 50. and I have two kids um they’re uh I don’t know their names but I miss being in my 20s but then at the same time like
When I look back at it I’m like oh like what a what a mess oh yeah you know that’s kind of what you said like oh you don’t like know how to take care of yourself you don’t know how to eat um and now I like you know we go to bed
At 10 o’clock 10 30 and oh that’s a dream but then when I watch your sketches I’m like oh that looks fun they’re like vaping and no oh I promise you all we want to do is go to bed at 10 p.m yeah you do it’s just yeah
Um and so you guys have really cornered that kind of or lack of a better word like that like you know white guy comedy frats were you in frats I was not you’re not I was you were how was that I was it was Modern frat like because we know
Back in the day it used to be pretty rough but what’s it like now you were pretty recently in her phone ours was like we didn’t everyone knew what it was we just wanted to put money together to have parties we didn’t have like tradition or anything you guys were on
The news because you killed that kid by accident yeah well that’s that’s not that’s like [Laughter] I was oh yes I was the poster child but um which actually really helped me Kickstart My Career yeah um but yeah ours was like we we didn’t have like tradition we didn’t have
Hazing it was literally just like basically a club how did you get in then if you don’t have hazing uh because everyone knew what it was it was just you pay money yeah and you we have we host parties together and that was it what’s cool we knew it was all the other
Stuff was like junk was there like any level of like you gotta go buy me cigarettes or anything like that no because I saw I visited my friend in South Carolina and they would just hang on all right they were in for a story in South
Carolina let’s go yeah it was the it was the northern one though and so this kid was also from Norfolk okay North they would just have pledges have uh cigarettes and dip on them at all times and I was like that’s a that’s a good hazing thing it’s just like you better
Have cigarettes on you yeah other fraternities did that at TCU like there’s some bad stuff that happened I’m just saying the one I was in like we didn’t do anything it was just like kind of like we knew what we wanted out of it and we didn’t need the other stuff like
There was kids that like couldn’t walk on the grass when they were freshmen I thought that was like insane just they’d give kids acid and make them fight I was like come on dude what is this that’s so different than not being able to walk away no I’m just saying it varied it
Varied it depended on what fraternity you were in holy [ __ ] fighting on acid I know one kid who went to a different School said that there was this fraternity that they would like starve the freshman class president they would starve the entire Freshman Class of like red meat and like protein
And then they would break his arm at the end of the year I was like what come what are we doing let’s have a skull and bones like I don’t it’s so this is recently like bored yeah this was like at your school no this is eight years ago I was a
School in um there’s a school in Texas I won’t say which one and they would break his arm break his arm because Brotherhood wow she think college is a waste I I it’s it’s hard to say it’s a waste because I didn’t like academically am I using what
I learned in my com degree no English maybe a little bit with the writing maybe but not really right but I think socially it socialized me to a uh I was very socially awkward not like just in my own head and I kind of got out of my
Own head and it really come out of your show yeah now I’m just like a loose little naked hermit crab and we think college help that my kids applying to collagen he he has like he’s very smart and he could like I I want to just go do music
That’s what he wants to do and I think he could probably start working like next year if he wanted and my ex-wife’s like no he’s got to go to college I think it’s good I think just it’s just overpriced it’s what you learn is like extremely valuable socially but it’s
Just overpriced is the issue it’s it’s unbelievable like I don’t know how I’m gonna pay for it crazy I might take out like a make a life insurance policy on myself Emily we should take the fall here Emily can you kill me our company has like 15 different life
Insurance policies on Emily just in case things go belly up cash out yeah how often do you make uh like your sketches and tick tocks you film every day we try to I mean we we do like there’s like a lot of stuff behind the
Scenes we do yeah that takes up a lot of our time so we just kind of shoot whenever we have free time we don’t really we’re not as good about carving out time to shoot it’s just kind of like we do it on the fly yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah like yeah you know like if you have an idea and you’re really high on it in the moment it’s it’ll be better if you do it then then instead of like right 20 minutes later like that sucked the only thing you’re related to is I used to do
Vine yeah yeah and then we would actually get together with like four other viners and then everybody would do their sketch and take turns did you guys do that too that’s pretty much exactly what we do it’s just we’ve made the process easier we’re like we
Have an office we all meet up at under almost Friday so it’s the same thing we just hang around each other did you guys like la I like I like La so far I mean I’ve been here almost three years I’ve lived in Venice the whole time yeah I like the
West Side a lot yeah it’s nice yeah I love the west side it’s really nice pace is nice and slow yeah we want yeah I would move over there my kids are over here though it’s really cool yeah I like that where’d you move when uh you first came out here
Um I lived in West Hollywood and then I moved to the valley the Valley’s great it’s very uh there’s like less homeless people and he’s a little more Suburban yeah yeah and we really like it um okay so no characters I don’t I do I have anything I don’t think I have
Anything off the sorry I didn’t come in can you do an old one do an old one okay what’s um let’s think uh and I want to do it too okay yeah um what’s a good one Emily yeah do that what’s uh do you want to do um
Do you want to do the riddle one or the uh what was the other one I’ll just I’ll just oh wait wait the going out to get drinks we could be the two guys at the office okay cool yeah I’ll do that okay all right here we go all right so uh I
Forgot the name this is what they do on their podcast that I love people sit there and they go they go okay I have a character and then the other two guys don’t know what you’re gonna say yeah you just kind of hop in and you just you play the straight man okay
All right so we’re co-workers yeah and uh you guys asked me if I want to get a drink after work all right all right okay hey guys hey um we were thinking about getting a drink actually after work watching the game tonight yeah we’re gonna go down to uh the
Fightertons yeah dude we should hit I would love to I thought you guys would never ask I’d uh I would love to go this is great awesome Okay cool so we’ll even like even like 20. I thought you guys would never ask this is hold on I’m just gonna make a phone call
Real quick okay um yeah so I can carpool or we could probably call an Uber if you want let’s call an Uber because I might have a couple yeah I’m gonna be a little bit late coming home yeah they asked I know I love you so much
I’ll give you the details later they’re still right in front of me all right I love you so much I’ll text you on my way home yo who’s that oh that was uh as well ball chain yeah just let her know I’m going out the the guys tonight so just
Yeah hanging right all right I just gotta finish up some emails and then um get another phone call here hey son yeah mom told you I asked one of the other dads is gonna have to coach tonight okay but good luck I love you are we pulling are we pulling you away
From something yeah I don’t if you have to coach something yeah yeah there’s no not at all do you have little league tonight no yeah well I did yeah but it’s probably fine um just really good uh it we did you know there’s a game everywhere can I see
Your cover your phone real quick yeah sure just gotta and you’re you’re uh your wife’s contact is what I presume his underwife yep yeah seriously if they’re like I don’t want you to have it because we’re just getting drinks with your husband tonight yeah yeah it’s me I hate
Yeah enjoy being home and fat while I’m out getting drinks and watching Thursday night football with your [ __ ] husband there you go ready to go that’s it that’s great we did we did that one uh yesterday on the on the pod that’s really funny this is a few guys super excited about being
Invited did he have a name uh what was it I think it was like Nicholas Orlando or something oh yeah you didn’t set it up yeah did you see you set it up yeah I said uh I just said you guys invite me to get drinks after work oh that’s all
You said okay uh the name’s the most important part though I think it was Nicholas Orlando and then Preston Blackwood was oh yeah yeah yeah that sounds right but yeah that was just a guy who’s like I I thought of that when I was thinking of oh I thought you’d
Never ask and they’re just a dude really hammering into the I thought you’d better ask and then he just throws it in the guy’s wife’s face my finger guns character please this is the worst character I’ve ever done let me take a sip of this water
Okay wait this is this is the worst character I’ve ever done here it is you have to hold the mic up to me though because I have to I have to use my hands okay all right this is the guy who doesn’t know how to do finger guns all
Right sir you guys um am I gonna see you guys at the bar tonight uh yeah I’m gonna be a little late but I’ll be there I’ll be around 7 30. cool I’m probably gonna bring my girlfriend that’s cool man yeah yeah all right I’ll see you guys later [Applause]
There’s something wrong with your hands what was that is it gonna go my Uber’s here seriously though I’ll see you guys later that’s great so bad that’s great do like best of ones okay all right so my name is Scott Fang yeah uh we’re at a shadowy dive bar downtown L.A all right
And uh you’re sitting alone and I come up to you and I have a business card hahaha a friend hey what’s your name uh Jason Scott Fang I do shadow puppets oh it’s my card you can take it Scott Foundation okay excellent excellent I thought you were doing a shadow puppet
On the wall no if you need them you call me this is great um I have I actually have kids and we have a birthday we have two birthdays what’s that not those kind I’m talking so genitalia I’ve said too much you call me okay Scott I’ll uh I’ll keep it in mind
This type of [ __ ] it’s uh it’s really great what was that is that a giraffe call me from a pay phone if you call me that’s right I got it that’s great yeah well those characters ever make it to the sketches those those specifically no but I mean
Any of the ones yeah some of them have like uh we did one where I I made will laughed and I made fun of his laugh and I got like insanely angry and we made that a sketch that did pretty well yeah I love that wait tell me about that one
That’s like Will’s just like laughing and I just like yeah I did see that one yeah that was like really funny it’s there’s nothing to that other than just like a one dude overreacting like a million miles an hour um but yeah that was that was some
Good old just based off angry dudes I’ve seen in Boston okay yeah oh really this is the good Boston Irish anger it’s something else huh yeah because like their face gets into it too like personally like it’s [ __ ] there’s like pitbulls when they get angry did
You have like a lot of bullies in your school um Liam kind of was the bully yeah I like I was giving swirlies wedgies you just seem like that’s you at all I was talking teachers into suicide it was pretty crazy I was getting really good towards the end
Uh no I mean just like I I I got picked on but I wouldn’t say I got like bullied I mean right I have big earlobes I submitted cat but like looking back I’m like yeah those were Fair things to say what were you like in High School uh
I was like I think everyone I went to high school was like pretty nerdy I’m like no there was there were really no bullies yeah yeah I was very awkward though took me a long time to come out of my shell were you guys into comedy
And stuff like uh is that what you’re into yeah consuming it not yeah yeah yeah what would you watch what was like big for you guys I mean I just loved anything Will Ferrell did when I was younger Good Neighbor stuff was huge for everyone in my circle oh good neighbors
Nick Rutherford yeah yeah all those guys what was the story that the two of them got hired and he didn’t right no he got hired too he he left sooner than they did though oh he did he got hired as a writer he was hired as a writer I don’t
Think I don’t know if he applied as a performer I think he just did writing but I don’t know I know they all got hired and then Nick left or something after yeah well Nick Nick joined uh he’s on Rick and Morty now right he’s like the head writer that’s [ __ ]
Awesome oh my husband for a while and then he had he had a show on Adult Swim that was really funny too it’s another animated series oh wow yeah he crushes it he’s [ __ ] awesome yeah um but white kids you know too yeah oh yeah I love them and then I still like
My favorite comedian of all time is Nick Swardson yeah especially in high school I would listen to his [ __ ] specials going to school I’m like he’s him he I made two movies he’s in one of my movies oh really yeah yeah yeah he’s the man he’s so funny he’s so funny every every
He just ah stand up is great great yeah yeah he’s always good in the Sandler movies too but yeah he’s awesome damn what about you who’d you come up on me I don’t know I don’t remember it was so long ago now I love like you know I love
Chappelle I love uh I used to listen to a lot of Howard Stern um who I thought was like I really like the way he he to me he like did it all you know what I mean like he got like really gave a lot of himself that’s just my
Favorite kind of Comedy too it’s like when people are like getting personal you know like when I watched Melanie special this last one that was my favorite one because I felt like oh my God like you’re really getting to see him or like yeah you know when you
Listen to uh have you listen to Conan’s podcast no not yet it’s so good because it’s it’s way better than the TV show because you in the TV show like you never really got to know Conan you know but now it’s like you get to really know
Like who he is and he’ll like fight with his assistant and stuff like that it’s awesome it’s like Conan unfiltered he’s just like plays up like the bitterness and then yeah the anger inside him yeah yeah yeah yeah like you get to see like oh like what’s it like to be Conan it’s
So funny so successful but tortured yeah you know I saw one Great Clip with Billy eilish on there where she just asked him she was like Hey Conan will you scream as loud as you can and he does he did like upset people in the room really
Such a great clip she’s like I think I regret asking you to do that it’s so funny um and so then what what happens like when you guys go out in Venice let me live vicariously through you what’s would you go to parties what’s what’s the cool thing to do well
Like occasionally we’re not we’re not the best on going like to parties and stuff but we’ll go to just a couple dive bars we like to go yeah a lot of times I’ll get drunk at Will’s place and that’s fun uh in his little yard you
Play video games Will’s big gamer I play a lot of FIFA me and Tyler play a lot of FIFA against each other um do you stream it no no streaming um I don’t think I could stream it like I I don’t get how people don’t hate video
Games after eight hours a day yeah streaming it that’s got to be a grind yeah that’s beside the point though do you think yeah you have to be like entertaining while you do it right that too yeah that’s got to be hard to do yeah so yes you guys don’t want to do
Stuff like that you just want to do like sketches and stuff yeah I think we want to just stick to scripted stuff mainly yeah um we uh yeah we’ve traveled in some unscripted stuff and then I think I just realized like our skill sets are more
For playing this [ __ ] out yeah you mean like Vlogs and stuff yeah kind of man on the street type of [ __ ] yeah I don’t I’ve tried don’t love not great at it uh usually goes awry pretty fast yeah but yeah yeah been on the Street’s tough because it’s like
You just have to hang in there until you get something and nowadays it’s so hard not to just be the dude that’s out there it’s like yes tits are ass what’s your body count yeah it’s your body count ooh oh my God have you seen
The guy that just uh walks up to the people and just screams in their ear no it’s just a guy yeah that guy’s awesome yeah and then no I’m kind of not yeah at the same time like if he did it to me I’d be I’d be
Upset yeah I’d be like [ __ ] you what are you doing he’s been doing that for a while now yeah he’s at grocery stores just harassing residents I don’t think I know this guy I’ll show you it’s it’s insane he’ll just walk up into someone’s ear and just be like I
Or something like that and then they look around after the guy are those set up I doubt it I mean because sometimes dudes get angry right uh I’ve I’ve been watching this recently where it’s uh this guy’s uh the cashier at like a 7-Eleven in the hood yeah that sounds
Insane he’ll just give dudes pink lighters when they ask for a lighter and see how they react and they freaked the [ __ ] out dude like this watch this video this guy was like come on man and just starts throwing [ __ ] around the store over like a pink lighter or he’ll just say like
He’ll give them their change back and be like thanks baby bear and they’ll be like what did you just call me and be like no just me like thanks baby bear it’s like all good and they have a meltdown it’s insane yeah thanks boo stay up boo that dude just like has it
Registered for a moment he’s like the [ __ ] did you just say to me and he’s behind one of the Plexiglas things at 7-Eleven so he’s totally fine oh dude best guy right now on Tick Tock carton arcs you seen carton arcs no this guy that walks around in like a he has
Like his own uniform he walks around grocery store parking lots yeah and if people don’t return their carts like throw magnets on their car that say like I’m lazy and like oh really yeah here and you watch people revert to like Primal animalistic Instinct of anger and
They freak out on this guy and he’s got a body Cam and he just harasses them until they put their cart back it’s like whoop whoop lazy bones we got lazy bones over here throws a sticker on a guy’s truck he’s like put another [ __ ] sticker
On my truck see what I do he’s like lazy bones right on there you gotta watch it it’s actually the most entertaining like it’s the most entertaining like voyeuristic thing I’ve ever seen in my life it’s incredible what’s your favorite what’s that oh Matt oh yeah
Matt King was walking by while he was filming and I think Matt King likes card Ducks he’s like oh are you carton he’s like hold on I gotta get this lazy bones right now it’s so funny what’s your favorite YouTube video of all time uh the back seatsman Lonely
Island uh it’s one one of the earliest Lonely Island uh any uh Sandberg sketches and he just plays it dude who is a back seatsman in his occupation is riding around in the back seats of cars okay and so it’s it’s nuts I remember watching it as a kid and being like this
Is the greatest thing anyone’s ever made and then showing it to other people in second grade and them being like what the [ __ ] are we watching what is this but I think it’s the funniest video I’ve ever made I did that the other day someone asked me to like this this whole
Room was talking about Shane Gillis oh Shane girls it was great and then I I was like oh you gotta see this video and then I’ve called the video up and like no one laughed and it was like super embarrassing what what video was it it’s
The story he told where he he’s leaving a comedy club and he he’s riding by a guy on a bike and he he he rides behind the guy on the bike and he goes like nice bike douchebag or something like that and then Shane gets caught at a stoplight and so the guy
The guy catches him and and Shane’s chains basically like okay I deserve whatever I’m getting and the guy leans in and he’s like nice car yeah I thought that was the funniest story I ever heard and then just dead silence really yeah my idiot friends yeah there’s no worse
Feeling when you’re like halfway through a five minute video and no one’s laughing and like you feel there’s this Pride where like if you can’t pull the parachute yet like you have to finish the video and just just take it you tap the screen you’re like we got 225 left
On this thing yeah we have the sickness oh there’s an ad okay hold on it’s almost worse to admit like I’m sorry I’ll just you guys it doesn’t matter you don’t need to see the end of it yeah I feel like that when I play play my music
My son’s music for people because I’m like oh do they want to be listening to this are they just like so bored or do they like it nobody’s gonna not like your son’s band in front of you though yeah hey no well that’s the thing that’s the problem that you don’t really know
You should test it out and just play some fake [ __ ] like just like a dude smashing or rock on a rock I see where he gets his town like the Uber driver this is so funny with this uh we had this podcast character I did where it’s like a guy who’s like trying
To show you a song that he clearly made but doesn’t want to tell you and it’s like a really bad song yeah and so I played it for this Uber driver once we were really hammered and he was like telling me he’s like I really yeah I
Could see you having a career this is really good I don’t say I genuinely don’t say that to anyone like this is really good stuff it was and he was like referring to other artists he’s like you know who this reminds me of like there’s like notes of Oliver Tree in this and
We’re like there’s not oh all right well guys thanks for coming to the show thank you around us you want to take us out with anything any parting shots any advice if you have any fans out there maybe there’s some young kids watching they like you guys you think
You’re funny stay in school don’t do drugs man you can smoke weed but don’t do any other drugs that’s my advice don’t smoke weed either yeah start smoking weed later in life don’t smoke weed yet yeah start later just wait that’s my advice hang on just wait it’s gonna shit’s gonna be working
Out I have nothing you guys are gonna be at The Bourbon Room on October 5th yes La Bourbon Room live podcast Emily what time is it the doors open at seven it starts at eight doors at seven and then and then a tour after that right uh we’re gonna see
How this one goes they saw her decision off of that yeah depending on how this goes this might be the last podcast we ever do so no it’s gonna go great you guys are hilarious thank you all right go check out their podcast it’s called almost Friday pod uh
It’s on YouTube I’ll link it below and you guys are you guys are hilarious thanks for coming thanks thank you very much all right bye guys [Applause] there’s something new
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