I JUST FINISHED EPISODE FOUR. SO, THE LANNISTERS – ARE THE BLONDE PEOPLE. – MM-HMM. – AND THE FEMALE LANNISTER IS MARRIED TO ROBERT BARANTHEON, WHO IS THE KING. – IS IT BARANTHEON OR BARATHEON? – RIGHT, RIGHT. – AND THEN THE OTHER BLONDE GIRL IS THE, UH– – CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
– OH, I DON’T KNOW, UM– THREE KAMIKAZE SHOTS, WHATEVER. OH, MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT. – WHAT’S THAT? – SERVED ME BEFORE YOU GUYS. I’M REALLY AGAINST THAT. I’M SO SORRY. – NO, IT’S OKAY. WE, UH–WE’VE GOT BEERS. – NO, I MEAN, I’M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
– OH, THAT’S FINE. IT’S FINE. – NO, NO, IT’S BEEN 100 YEARS OF NOT FINE. I MEAN, 20 YEARS AGO, YOU GUYS WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN BEEN ALLOWED IN HERE. – 20 YEARS– THAT WOULD BE 1992. – YOU’RE BOTH REALLY BEAUTIFUL. – OH, SHE’S DONE. – THAT JUST HAPPENED, DIDN’T IT?
– MM-HMM. – YEAH, AMAZING. – SO, THE LANNISTERS– OKAY, SHE’S THE QUEEN. – JAIME LANNISTER IS THE OTHER ONE. – JAIME AND– – YO, YO, YO, WHAT UP, MAN? HEY, GIVE ME ANOTHER LAGER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SPILLED MY LAST ONE ON MY TRIBE SHIRT–CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
BUT WHATEVS, GOT THIS THING IN ’93– MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS TOUR. CHECK THAT OUT. IT’S EVERYWHERE. – MM-HMM. – HEY, UH, WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF TRIBE? – SMOK–SMOKE–SMOKY. KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LOVE HIM, DUDE, MORE BEHIND THE SCENES, BUT HE WAS, LIKE– ALL RIGHT, GOOD. SEE YOU GUYS AROUND, THOUGH.
– MM-HMM. OKAY. – COOL. – ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. COME ON, SON. BOOM. ALL RIGHT, LATE. – OH, HE SPUN. HE SPUN. – WOW. – SECOND PERSON TO NOT WAIT FOR THEIR DRINK, BY THE WAY. – YEP. OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, THEN. WHAT’S WITH THE BARBARIAN DUDE
WHO LOOKS LIKE A HUGE DAVE NAVARRO? – OKAY. – WHO’S THAT GUY? – OH… I NEED A DRINK. [chuckles] JUST FINISHED AMISTAD. I SAW IT 3 TIMES, AND I’LL SEE IT 100 MORE TIMES, BECAUSE, LIKE, I’M HAPPY TO DO IT. IF THAT’S WHAT THOSE GUYS WENT THROUGH,
I’M HAPPY TO SIT THROUGH IT, YOU KNOW, 300 MORE TIMES OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW, IT TAKES. – YEAH, IT’S PRETTY INTENSE. – SEE, MY THING IS, IS, LIKE, I DON’T THINK ONE PERSON SHOULD OWN ANOTHER PERSON, PERIOD. – I’M GLAD THAT THAT’S WHAT YOU GOT FROM THAT MOVIE. – THAT’S A TRUE STATEMENT.
– YEAH, I MEAN, I DON’T CARE WHEN IT HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT? IT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN. IT SHOULD NEVER OCCUR. BUT, LIKE, I’M PREACHING TO THE CHOIR. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. – YEAH, WE DO. IT’S LIKE, WHY DID ANYBODY EVEN DO THAT? I’M, LIKE, “NO, YOU DIDN’T. NO, YOU DIDN’T.
WHAT YOU DOING, GIRLFRIEND? NO, YOU DIDN’T.” I’M ASHAMED. – YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S REALLY PROBABLY OKAY, BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE. – OKAY, WELL, WE CAN COME UP WITH EXCUSES ALL DAY, ALL DAY. – IT’S NOT AN EXCUSE SO MUCH. – LET’S JUST NOT DO THAT. LET’S NOT DO THAT.
– LOOK, HEY, BOTTOM LINE, WE COOL. RIGHT? – YEAH. – ALL RIGHT. – YEAH, WE ARE COOL. – WE’RE KICKITY-COOL? – YES. – WHAT’S THAT? – DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING. – NOTHING. – OH, YOU DIDN’T– ALL RIGHT, FOUR MORE YEARS. – HEY, IF IT MAKES YOU GUYS FEEL ANY BETTER,
BLACK PEOPLE MAKE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. BOTH: THANK YOU.
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