Which Fraternity should I join?

What up boy Oh in a corner do you see them alphas oh yeah yeah yeah monkeys they gave me of my back and [ __ ] man that [ __ ] hurt I ain’t doing that man what’s up what corner : I you see them capitals over there yeah see see you’re trying to get down yeah

Yeah watch me roll my some doughnuts I don’t like doughnuts that bad don’t let’s think I don’t know you don’t want them don’t know squelchy enough no worry about it whatever what so back kolokolo you see them Sigma’s over that way yeah yeah yeah see you

Dumbo yeah watch this bro I’m trip see you take this little BAM yo you see them all babies over there you trying to jump down boy watch these still hungry to be a mr. pizza man um [ __ ] some thieves bro man a [ __ ] took the house the cop the book

And no [ __ ] – well let’s go to class room hey what’s up Rob what’s up baby chillin oh man you ain’t running men today hey oh no they got me follow me let’s go get some me bro yeah but I’m friends either

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