The Boondocks: Catcher Freeman (Uncle Ruckus Version)

Nothing about slavery now if you think [ __ ] is worthless and lazy today oh Lord help me you should have seen them back in slavery days little old Master Colonel and plantation owners like him provide a Darkness all over the side for a good job food housing I’m telling you

Slaver was the best thing that ever could happen to negro time okay first of all none of that is true and don’t trust the new [ __ ] is not a spiritual touch your mouth and learn your history boy slaves saying that and many other joyful songs all day they dance dead arts and

Crafts crochets have water balloon fights everything that will work hey yo Masters are coming he’s asked me to take in as slaves and this is how you repay me all you do all day is singing all right stop it stop it stop having so much fun hey Madison won’t you do me a

Favor imagine these nuts in your mouth [ __ ] come on y’all now that’s enough I’ve had it you ever notice how white people sound when they get mad I’ve had it everyone’s getting a timeout hey man to send a message for you I don’t know anyone named Dan the end of

Who at the end of my dick now I have to put off with this for long enough I’m not gonna put up with it anymore get to work now now I’m I’m sorry I had to speak at you so sternly but you brought it on yourself

I just don’t understand I try so hard with y’all yes I say as we murder that Cracker I don’t know maybe it wouldn’t kill y’all to do a little bit of work what’s wrong with you [ __ ] we got the slave and [ __ ] hooked up just like we like it and yet

Wants to [ __ ] it up with work now looks before we kills Master we gotta get this [ __ ] catch a Freeman even if we could Escape can’t you come get us but Casa femen strong and fast enough Percy how’s it going to do that we’ll use Thelma that high yellow

Mulatto Jezebel hussy hey that’s my great great great great great great great great great grandmother no need to get an emotional Robert

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