– [sighs] – HEY, MAN, THIS YOUR FIRST TIME? – OH, MAN. I BEEN DOING ZOMBIE EXTRA WORK ON THIS SHOW SINCE… [chuckles] DAY ONE, FIRST SEASON, MAN. – MY FIRST TIME. – OH, IT’S YOUR FIRST TIME ON THIS SHOW? – MY FIRST TIME BEING EXTRA AT ALL.
– EVER? – I’M KIND OF NERVOUS. – OH, WOW. OKAY, MAN. HEY, MAN, IT’S… THAT’S ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU’LL BE ALL RIGHT, MAN. IT’S OKAY, MAN. IT’S NOT THAT HARD, MAN. YOU’LL BE ALL RIGHT. I’M– ME PERSONALLY, DUDE, I’M LOOKING FOR THAT LUNGE BUMP, THOUGH. [chuckles] – WHAT’S– WHAT’S A LUNGE BUMP?
– OH, THAT’S, UH, LIKE IF YOU, UM, YOU GET FEATURED IF YOU LUNGE AT SOMEBODY, AND THEN YOU GET A BUMP IN YOUR PAY. AND IF YOU REALLY LUCKY, MAN, THEY BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. THAT’S STRAIGHT BANK RIGHT THERE. – ALL RIGHT, EXTRAS. I’M THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR. GATHER ROUND.
– JERRY, HEY, JERRY, I HAD A THOUGHT, MAN, ABOUT THE FIRST SCENE THAT Y’ALL’S DOING– – NOT NOW, STAN. – STEVE, IT’S STEVE. – OKAY. – OKAY. – I NEED SOMEBODY TO LUNGE AT THE FENCE. – [growling] – YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? – HIM? – UH, YEAH.
– IT’S HIS FIRST DAY, THOUGH. HE KINDA NERVOUS, MAN. HE KINDA NERVOUS. IT’S HIS FIRST DAY. – OKAY, SO THE DIRECTOR’S GONNA YELL “ACTION,” MACK’S GONNA COME BY, AND THEN YOU’RE JUST GONNA LUNGE INTO THE FENCE, LIKE, GRAAAH! – Y-YOU WANT ME TO SAY “GRAAAH”? – OH, THIS IS– – SAY WHATEVER.
– THIS IS CRAZY. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. COOL, MAN– HEY, YOU KNOW–HEY. THAT’S COOL. HEY. HEY, YOU KNOW I GOT A LOT MORE EXPERIENCE, MAN. YOU CAN JUST USE ME. I BEEN HERE…DAY ONE. FIRST SEASON, SO IT–OKAY. COOL, ALL RIGHT, THAT’S FINE. YOU GONNA GO WITH HIM.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD FOR YOU, MAN. GOOD FOR YOU. – GRAAAH? GRAAAH? – NAH, DUDE, DO– YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY “GRAAAH”. DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO DO, MAN. – THAT’S THE LUNGE BUMP? – THAT IS THE LUNGE BUMP, MAN. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT. ON YOUR FIRST DAY.
EVER BEING A EXTRA. EVER. YOU GOT IT, MAN. GOOD FOR YOU. – AND ACTION. [eerie music] ♪ ♪ – [high-pitched voice] AAH! WHAT’S UP, OBAMA, MY BABY? – WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? CUT. – OH, MAN, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO FILL IN, MAN.
I’D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO STEP IN. – MACK, JUST REMEMBER WHEN YOU’RE COMING THROUGH THE FACTORY THAT, LIKE, YOUR MIND IS STILL ON THE CAR OUTSIDE, ALL RIGHT? – HEY, I MEAN, Y’ALL GOTTA PICK PEOPLE BASED ON QUALIFICATIONS, MAN. – OKAY. – HE DON’T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE.
– IT WAS A GOOD NOTE, GOOD NOTE. BUT MAYBE WHAT I WAS DOING SORT OF SUPERSEDED THAT. – AGREED. YEAH, WE WERE JUST… – YEP. – DISCUSSING THAT. ABSOLUTELY, IT SUPERSEDES IT, YEAH. BUT LET’S DO ONE THAT JUST CEDES IT, OKAY? JUST SAME LEVEL. WE’RE GOING AGAIN STRAIGHT AWAY, OKAY?
– WOW, OKAY. – RIGHT AWAY, RESET. – HE’S NOT DOING A GOOD JOB AT IT. YOU’RE DOING GREAT, THOUGH, MAN. OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS, YOU GOTTA ANSWER THE DOOR, MAN. – AND ACTION. – WAIT TILL I TELL YOU. [growling] [eerie music] ♪ ♪ – [high-pitched voice] ME-ME-ME-ME, ME-ME, ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME! – CUT.
– I’D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO STEP IN AT ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO. I’D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO IT. – JUST A CERTAIN SENSE OF URGENCY IS ALL WE’RE LOOKING FOR. CLOCK’S TICKING, YOU GOT SURVIVORS TO FIND, RIGHT? – CAN I TELL Y’ALL SOMETHING FOR A SECOND?
THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE IS NOT DOING WHAT A ZOMBIE DOES. THIS DUDE WAS LITERALLY ON OUR LAST TAKE WAVING HIS HAND UP IN THE AIR LIKE THIS, JERRY, MAKING BEEKER SOUNDS. HE SOUNDED LIKE BEEKER FROM THE MUPPETS, Y’ALL. – THANK YOU, THAT’S GREAT.
JUST A TICKING CLOCK ON THIS IS ALL WE’RE LOOKING FOR, BECAUSE THERE ARE SURVIVORS, IS WHAT WE’RE AFTER. – OKAY. – OH, JEEZ. – BUT I FELT AMBIVALENCE IN THERE. – THE AMBIVALENCE IS ART. IT’S GORGEOUS, AND WE LOVE IT. BUT THERE ARE ZOMBIES, SO IF WE COULD JUST PICK UP THE PACE,
JUST A HAIR, THAT’D BE GREAT. STRAIGHT AWAY, PLEASE. RIGHT AWAY. – ALL RIGHT, GOING AGAIN. – JERRY, BUT JERRY, WE’RE NOT DOING “NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUPPETS,” ARE WE? – WE ARE NOT. – ‘CAUSE THE BEEKER IS NOT A ZOMBIE. – DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTES? – YEAH, DON’T BE A [bleep]ING BEEKER.
– QUIET, PLEASE. – ACTION. [eerie music] – [high-pitched voice] I’M GONNA EAT YOUR BRAIN! ZOMBIE. – CUT. – NO! HE ACTUALLY JUST SAID THE WORD “ZOMBIE”! COME ON, MAN! Y’ALL EVER HEAR OF A ZOMBIE SAYING THE WORD “ZOMBIE” BEFORE? NO, YOU HAVEN’T. I DON’T THINK SO.
– YOU KNOW WHAT? GET RID OF THIS GUY. – THANK YOU! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. DUDE, I’M SORRY, DOG, BUT YOU TERRIBLE AT THIS, MAN. – HIM. – HEY, MAN, NO. HE TALKING ABOUT HIM. HE’S TALKING ABOUT HIM, ‘CAUSE HE SAID “ZOMBIE”. – THANK YOU, STEVE. – BECAUSE–NO.
NO, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? HEY, MAN, I BEEN UP HERE STAGGERING AROUND HERE FOR 3 1/2 YEARS, AND I BEEN STARTLING EXTRAS LEFT AND RIGHT. WHEN DO I GET TO STARTLE THE LEAD, HUH? – ONE MORE FOR SAFETY. STRAIGHT AWAY, HERE WE GO. – STILL ROLLING. – ACTION. [eerie music]
– HEY, WHAT DO WE DO IF WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? – WE LIKE IT? – I LOVE IT. GENIUS. MOVING ON. – I GOT IT.
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