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Now you are not able to see but Brooke and I are dressed as the Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald yeah and I did not get to choose which one I was as you can probably tell I felt like well to be honest with you no honestly it’s so unbrand because of the whole McDonald’s
Thing I love McDonald’s so much I like your costume way more than mine but I think it’s cuz it’s [ __ ] yeah I’m like trying to like um tuck like everything in but really if I stood up I look like like the neighborhood [ __ ] yeah and I’m I’m so into costumes that
Give neighborhood [ __ ] I just why do I have a neck tie on you know but I am loving my little Cape that is so you look so cute I love the cap the cape feels like me I feel like the Hamburglar I’m going to put my mask on my you you
Should see what happens if you jump oh my God that’s how I die have you ever thought about that like just like what if you die the BBL thing had me like really thinking about that like if I death by BBL like I would resurrect just
To kill myself yeah you would have to I was just talking about this literally last night because I’ve been riding so many lme scooters and if I died on a line which is really easy to do I would have like you would know to lie for me
Right I would lie for you 100% I would say death by Saving someone from a shark attack yeah it would have to be that yeah and like who’s going to check do you know what your outfit just reminded me of what the other day um you were
Cussing someone out and they were asking me how to apologize to you and they they like were like suggesting things like oh what do I do like I just I don’t want Brook to be mad at me like blah blah blah I know and they were like should I
Get her a happy meal like it’s like a real thing that people think that like like how fun that but I feel bad that I cussed anyone out I’ve been really having like a tough month I think I’ve been like more Angry than usual I don’t
Know why you’re going through that and I am sorry I have been the victim a couple times but that’s okay I I’m sorry I don’t know what is up I think it’s like maybe I have like a hormonal imbalance or something I wanted to go on birth
Control but I’m like I’m already a little off I’ve been thinking I have hormonal imbalance too but like I I just made it up like I don’t know why I’m I’m making it up too but that’s okay I don’t know like cuz I actually am so angry
Like somebody texted me yesterday and I got like so hot I had to like take a second like away from my phone and I’m like why on Earth are you that upset yeah I don’t know but I feel you October is like the most stressful month of the
Year for me so I get like super angry one my favorite months so I think part of it’s like why I’m mad that it’s October and it’s 95° outside it is so [ __ ] hot here it is like so hot right now but I love that because I’m doing
All these [ __ ] things and then the weather is is nice for Halloween cuz I remember like I feel like I’m always freezing on Halloween but I’ve been buying all these like fall things like all these different different UGGs and stuff which some like so many of the
Comments on the last episode were like Brooks Uggs look so [ __ ] stupid but I I’m so excited to wear them all and I can’t cuz it’s still so hot it is so [ __ ] hot here you know today lla was like out shopping and she was at like
The IMG showroom and I was like oh my god get me an outfit like I want something she looks me dead in the phone she was like I don’t know if they have anything that you want but they have Jorts do you want Jorts I love it’s
Becoming it’s like literally day by day it’s becoming worse and wor I I updated a Jorts Vlog and a lot of people were like wow I didn’t expect the Jorts to be that Jordy they were very Jordy those are like men jorus JS if you think about
It Jorts just is jean shorts yeah did you see the post Malone like like coming to bat for Jorts yeah he really likes shorts but that one makes sense but have you did you see it you sent it to me but I think I was high if you didn’t watch
It you’re such a brat I think I did but I just like when you smoke weed ever do you have like does it [ __ ] with your memory I don’t know I don’t really smoke very much anymore it’s been messing with my memory so hard and my dreams to the
Point that I can’t differentiate what’s a dream and what’s real life like and Ty was telling me this was happening to him if that makes sense like the other day they were like Paige was like oh did Robin come by and like drop off some stuff for the morning she actually like
And I was like yeah she did like blah blah blah and then like come to find out like 3 hours later it was a dream oh yeah that’s crazy because sometimes you know something’s going to happen like that happens to me a lot when like I
Know I’m about to do something when I wake up so I’ll dream like waking up and doing it yes and you don’t actually like then you wake up and you’re like wait what the [ __ ] and I’ve been so confused lately I can’t figure out what to dream
Or what’s not I wonder what that is and you think has weed ever done that to you I don’t know I like not this hard it’s just been like weirding me out like and just weird things keep happening like I had this whole dream that Zach boo was throwing this party
For I’m in Ricky Banks so I texted Zach and I was like and I texted Banks and I was like blah blah blah like miss you you were in my dream like and then tonight Zach is throwing a party for banks oh psychi like how weird is that
That is crazy do you believe in Sidekicks yeah I think you are one I believe in Sidekicks but I don’t know what’s going on and then I had a dream so a year ago was Trevor Wallace uh gate oh um do you know what I’m talking about
Like when I went on the when you what’s the machine called Life Alert a lift yeah I don’t think it’s called a Life Alert it’s definitely not the life alert’s the button I actually have a Life Alert button in my nightstand do you yeah so if like my stalker tries to
Come kill me I can just like hold it down and the police come I had a dream that Trevor and I hung out for the oneyear anniversary of hanging out like up that night and then Trevor hit me up randomly and was like we should just do
It like let’s hang out let’s watch Pawn Stars like all this [ __ ] and I was like God why am I jealous I’m jealous because I just listened to Trevor Wallace on giggly Squad yeah I was like try I was I just love them so and I’ve never
Listened to a full episode I only like watch their Clips so I finally was listening to full episodes and I started with Trevor and afterward I was like oh my God I think I have to text him and ask him on a second date he was so funny
But I can’t ask a man on a second date so like why am I wearing McDonald’s coste I really I just dude I was doing this all day yesterday on Trisha’s podcast I was dressed as a fot and not like a cute fot like it was like a full
Like fully committed yeah fully committed my hair was like as tall as the [ __ ] ceiling and I was saying all this [ __ ] about like hot people and I was like this is so embarrassing if someone [ __ ] sees me so much her ice spice was my favorite thing I’ve ever
Seen it was so cute too cuz I spice like messaged her and was like you slayed like blah blah blah and like post it and Trisha was so gagged and it’s like Trisha you are just as iconic Trisha has no idea how famous she is it’s so she’s
So like delusional in in that way like I I just went on her podcast which is like crazy I’m so excited she was so happy but she just just kept saying things like oh you guys make me feel so cool I’m like Trisha you
Are like she’s my idol dude I had on a wig cap yesterday at Trisha’s and like no makeup like I looked like somebody’s like I looked like a like a twoucan like a bird like I was like bald and it just the nose was really and like acne out
Whatever and she’s like you look so beautiful I was like I took a photo to commemorate how I look you want to see how I looked so much like she just loves us like delusionally she loves us so much that it’s like it makes me want to just die right now so
That I can never do anything to like mess it up this is how I looked when she told me I looked the best you do look really cute there um but yeah we both went on Trish’s podcast again I’m really like like I just want to hang out with
Her every [ __ ] day me too so bad I’m almost like nervous about it though because I like first of all we were talking for so long but I also was so into the conversation that at a certain point I it came over me that like this
Is being filmed and it’s going to go online and I was like oh no so funny you say that because I never really feel that way on podcast I’m very aware like I’m podcasting right now but yesterday we podcasted for like 3 and 1 half hours
And I was like I just kept going in and out and being like Oh my God this is on camera like cut that like cut that like I just start to like really talk [ __ ] with her I was scared to ask her I Tex
Last night and I was like is it okay if I like see it beforehand just cuz like I really was like just saying everything I told like stories that I just should never ever ever like she just like creates such a comfortable environment she also told me that she would have
Gone to our San Diego show had we asked her and I was like there’s no like I would have died for her to be a special guest on tour I think we have to make it happen for I think if we do an LA show we should like literally bu but it’s so
Funny cuz she hates like other influencers yeah so we might I guess I would prefer well like I could see her driving down somewhere further to like avoid the idea of seeing anyone else yeah cuz like if you think yeah I want it to be like a crowd that like really
Just would be like so surprised yeah yeah it would be [ __ ] everything I invited her to my Halloween party that I’m throwing on Friday and she was like absolutely not I love you so much but it’s past my bedtime and I’m scared of everyone else I love that I can’t wait
To be in like the just wife and mom era I know we say it every episode and it’s like I can absolutely wait because I don’t even have a boyfriend or any prospects but no prospects I feel you I like well first of all I can’t wait to
Be in the [ __ ] mom era like her it’s so and Moses it’s just like unreal like yesterday I was wearing shoes that were like platform heels and they had fuzz on top and she was like we have to match but I don’t have these shoes went and
Got a fuzzy pair of shoes from her closet a platform pair of shoes Moses was like disembodying them and like making her like new shoes that is crazy he made her ice Bice necklace he made it and her Tavern like imagine to your man being like I really like filming Tik
Toks where I pretend I’m in a Tavern and then he turns an entire room in your house into a [ __ ] oh my God I saw that I I didn’t know what you were thinking or talking about for a second there the one that’s like Trish like Trish like a fish
Tavern but just imagine a man loving you enough imagine im a man loving you enough period to literally like bring you a glass of water but like let alone like doing we got we got to raise the bar a little bit he’s turning a window in her house into a real functioning
Drive-thru so that she can make drivethru tick toks I love her and love them both that’s so sweet no one will ever love me that much it’s so crazy he built their bed he’s like a he what is he’s an artist right I think so yeah or like I know he did underwater
Photography I thought it was I thought he was painting that I thought they were like water paintings M and I think they were like hyper realistic oh that kind of makes sense I might be completely making that up but he’s like so good at everything
I’m like where did she get him and just like loves her so much like she’s the star he wants nothing like from her it’s so crazy God I love I love I love and you know what I always say this recently no just this is going to be my first time ever saying
It is so long as we are happy for people who have that we will end up with it we what oh I said that about Bri and Zach I was like I’m I’m just so happy for her because I’m manifesting it happy I’m trying so hard but it’s
Like I’m in like the driest I say this as I’m dressed as the Hamburglar like maybe that’s why but I’m in like the driest dry spell of my life ever lately and it’s like I’m trying so hard to like normalize that and be like you don’t
Have to be talking to anyone you don’t have to be flirting with anyone you don’t have to be excited about anyone like but it’s crazy how much better it just makes life I get that but how what’s like the longest period you think you’ve ever gone without having anybody to talk
To or like like somebody Who You’re like actively probably like five months that’s a pretty good amount of time actually but like I just right now I’m so bored and I keep the problem in my opinion with that though is like if I don’t have somebody to focus that kind
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Like hookups recently wait sorry I’m like laughing at it all the sudden cutting to like there being so much M would you say sorry I’ve had like a hookup or two now and again but it’s just like just not getting the job done I just really like I look back at my
Life and I look at the people who have like really just put in the work and [ __ ] me down like presidentially and I think that it’s like I took it for granted it it doesn’t because it’s like almost like you you just get used to it
Like I would just be like someone would be [ __ ] me so good and i’ be like oh my God their personality is like a little Annoying It’s like oh my God literally like who cares T do you think they exist um um like with both or no
I’m not sure I think that’s also I don’t know I know Pete Pete Davidson is laying it down that’s where I’m at right now I was just going to say I was saying this on Trish’s as a fbot now I’m saying it as a Hamburglar too he’s literally going
To get a [ __ ] cease and assist he better my crush on Pete Davidson is making me realize that like I can’t settle for a guy who isn’t funny and it’s like yes there’s all these amazing [ __ ] other qualities that people have but like I would rather have a homeless
Man who’s fun funny yeah I I guess I agree with that I I like had to put them Pete thing to rest for some reason because I just feel like we would I mean he’s a little like mentally off and I’m like really mentally off like I feel
Like we would just be like Spiral Central he could hit me with a [ __ ] car he could run me over he could hit me with a car and then back up and do it again and I would be like baby I’m so sorry I get that it’s not even just him
It’s his archetype like just all I want is like a funny dying man like so bad what are your thoughts on a funny guy who doesn’t look like he’s dying like we’re close but you’d prefer for him to like look a little decrepid absolutely under eye bags on 10 you know yeah I
Wonder what that is I’m sorry I don’t have so much energy today October’s really like draining me I honestly you’ve been doing so much it’s like I get that I’ve done like four and a half [ __ ] photo shoots this week I’ve had six wig install changes I I know I loved
Your little black you took it off so fast and how did you end up with like perfect hair already I had a hair appointment last night after my two photo shoots it’s yeah the wiggin stall was funny I liked the dark hair but people were not it’s one thing I didn’t
Know is that like people take wigs so seriously like the wig Community like really like yeah like if your wig is clockable like it’s like borderline of Scandal like people like really come at your neck and like come at who did its neck and like all [ __ ] disgrace to all
Wig wearers all wig wearers like and I was wearing a wig and apparently the part wasn’t like up to par and like what what can be wrong with a part people were like actually I like about my I’m like I have a side bang right now when
My with my wig it’s like well but you’re being like silly like I think it’s like when you’re like really when you’re being serious people get like actually so [ __ ] mad people were literally fighting in my comments like crazy about this wig honestly they’re so wig left
You know I just I had to take it off andun it’s okay pull it down a little on face tune hit it with a little smooth and it looks perfect absolutely and that’s that’s what I kept saying in my Tik toks I was like listen like this is
This is for a a photo shoot it’s for a face tune moment we’re going to refine we’re going to smooth we’re going to patch and we’re going to move on and everyone’s going to mind their business about your little part and that’s that’s how I feel but you know what I mean yeah
I don’t and then I’ve never thrown a Halloween party and like October already as is is like my whole normal schedule with like another schedule on top of it of all these shoots and photographers and prop people and makeup artists and hair people and I just I love to serve
And I say it every year I’m like God this needs to be my last year doing it like I’m just I’m T no but you’re so good at it I feel like Halloween also you like you do so well on Instagram and stuff during Halloween because everyone
Loves it it is my favorite holiday but I just I find a way to suck the [ __ ] life out of it you know what I mean yeah I I don’t know why I used to love it so much and now it like doesn’t excite me
As much and I wish I did I think I realized that I love it so much cuz I really do love to like play pretend like I love to dress up you could do that anytime though like that’s why Trisha’s life is so fun I know and I think I’m
Just going to start making it a year round thing but like God I’m just going to start copying every [ __ ] thing Trisha does but like and that is totally fine I think she’d love it I don’t know cosplaying Trisha as a cosplaying person I wanted to do that the
Cleopatra like her viral Cleopatra married with a donkey yes I I was looking at that today um a Cleopatra costume I went to Trashy lingerie right oh the best and trashy lingerie is this lingerie store and there’s only one and it’s on Hollywood on like Melrose or
Fairfax and it became famous years and years ago because it’s the only place like Paris Hilton Britney Spears Lindsay Lohan would buy their Halloween costumes and it’s like you have to pay for a membership to even like shop in there like a year round membership which is
Kind of crazy cuz it’s like on October are you really is that new but it’s like no no no it’s always been that way it’s like five bucks or something like it’s not super expensive but then you get in there and the costumes are insane like they are made for they’re all handmade
Like and they’re just made for a [ __ ] like just everything sucks you it you can add as much padding to anything you want like it’s just like that’s the point you know what I mean today I spent $3,000 on three costumes that is genuinely so insane but it is so
Expensive but it’s because they really are all handmade and stuff but it’s crazy cuz it’s like one day it’s like a wedding I know that’s Paige and I’ve been comparing so much of what we’ve been doing to like a wedding like we’ll just be getting ready for like days for
Something and then the shoots like 30 minutes and it’s like what the [ __ ] is going on but um yeah so I’m throwing a Halloween party at hos um have I talked about hovo on this podcast before no well I think you made a TI talk about it the other day I did
Make a Tik Tok about it I we haven’t talked about it one canel over the years of calling Paparazzi and or being shot by Paparazzi without calling them you kind of become friends with certain ones and I became really good friends with um a Paparazzi named Frank Vasquez and he’s
Just like the best human and aside from him catching me out or me calling him or whatever like we’re just great friends and I love that you just say that that you call them I so many people pretend they don’t every single celebrity I know and that’s the funny thing about
Becoming friends with Paparazzi is they tell you the [ __ ] celebrities like call them for and it’s just you get all the [ __ ] tea and it’s so interesting but everyone calls them I’m just like literally one of the only people who are honest about it but yeah we became
Friends over the years whatever Frank always posts the photos that he takes of me and one day he receives this message from this guy who is like a Russian Tech billionaire love and like real like billionaire yeah we do throw that around a lot like there are not that many
Billionaires in the world at all I feel like in my life I’ve probably met like five which is even that’s way more billionaires than most people will ever meet which is crazy and this guy is so good at what he does and so like big in
The tech world you know and he reaches out to Frank and he’s like I I don’t know his verbiage but I want to be famous type of thing you know and hats off to him for his honesty I feel like usually when someone has money like that
It’s like you have it all why would you want fame if you already have the money I’ve always said that I I don’t understand it at all cuz I feel like some people really do want just want to be famous I used to be like that but I
Think that people want it because they don’t understand it kind of like I mean there obviously are so many like cool perks to it but like yeah but those perks are still available for billionaires 100% all of them and it’s yeah other than like people taking
Photos or like just lack of privacy I guess or like there’s really I I’ve never understood it but whatever um he sends my photo to Frank and he’s like I Want To Know Her Like I want like her I want to her lifestyle type of thing you
Know it’s funny cuz I made a Tik Tok explaining this and everyone was commenting like just say you’re an escort and I was like I would just say I was 100% like he doesn’t want me he doesn’t want anything to do with me like we are like just friends you know and
He’s done a lot for me like he paid for Turks our trick that’s such a sigh I had the best time hobo I love you and he’s just the sweetest [ __ ] guy and I love him and I want to start putting him in my content more and more but he was like
I want you to throw a Halloween party at my house and invite everyone you know and I want it to be like a Tana party but at my house I love that and I’ve never done something like that and I’ve never thrown a Halloween party and I think because it’s my favorite holiday
Like I just want it to be so good I’m so nervous it is like not pressure but like Halloween there’s potential to have like such a good party I know like you’ve you’ve been to like a Jaclyn Hill Halloween party I actually haven’t but I’ve heard about them I I only have
Because you passed your invite off to me one time so like I do something iate and yeah she does like food on the conveyor belts and like all the crazy [ __ ] I’ve heard every Last Detail but also like everyone just wants to be drunken in a costume I always think of Darren and
Richie’s Halloween parties too where they like rent out the Manion shoulding on that they’re insane and like it’s just I get scared for throwing parties on holidays which I’ll like get into I guess a little B because there’s like so many other people also throwing parties
Or what no because of the amount of people that come like I get scared to throw parties on holidays because I usually invite like 300 people to my parties and I keep all these separate lists of like if I want to have a huge party here’s my huge party list if I
Want to have a kickback here’s my Kickback list if I want to have a mediumsized party here’s my mediumsized party list and then I invite the like 300 people or so and then if 3 300 people all bring one person that’s 600 people and it just ends up like getting
So crazy but when it’s a holiday like people just get ready to go out without having anything to do and then like want to find parties do you know what I mean and they like my fourth of July parties two times I’ve had like like they were
Both hell on Earth like I’ll never throw Fourth of July party again my first one like 2,000 people came to my house at weed Lake and that was so out of control I sent the invite that day on the 4th of July I [ __ ] you not to 20 people and
There were 2,000 people at my house like actually the police came my go and the house was like on a hill so like the hill was she literally blocked off like the entire I got so many tickets from the police that night at the time I had
Like six roommates and all of my best friends were sitting around the perimeter of the house stopping people from hopping the walls how crazy is that like you want to go to a party so bad that you are literally scaling a mountain which absolutely people were literally scaling the Back Mountain
Whatever it was the night before you moved out right no that was 4th of July it was the night before I moved out I was supposed to move out of that house on July 5th and I threw a party on the night of July 4th we are talking about
4th of July looking back that is something I would never ever ever do again it so but in my head I was like oh all my stuff’s in boxes this is perfect to throw a rager cuz no one can like be touching and stealing and we’re already
Going to have a cleaning crew come in the morning and clean the house top to bottom so but I I wanted to have such a destructive party well I wanted to have like a 100 person party and then just like something horrible happened like it just got sent all around and people were
Out and then the next year I threw a party at like Lil huie had heard about my past Halloween party and he was like I want you to do this at my house and I was like no you don’t and he was like yes I do like throw a party at my house
Let’s throw a or a Fourth of July party together and then like same [ __ ] like someone [ __ ] up his bathroom his whole living room flooded I remember for like and he just like like didn’t care and it was just like me trying to figure it out
With his team and like mopping and then someone pulled a gun on the security outside like trying to get in in at one point like random people random on the 4th of July yeah like they said America like what the oh yeah that does nothing says America like pulling a gun to get
Into a [ __ ] house party like it just I don’t know I don’t know I’m so I it does like I get anxiety about holiday parties but I don’t know I think it’s going to be fun I think it is I’m trying to keep the list like correctly tight
And like nothing bad happens I literally it’s kind of scary though cuz sometimes like have you ever um thrown a party and like tried to make the list EX and then like not enough people come I guess that’s true that could happen I hope that doesn’t happen I don’t think that
Will happen we got people on stilts like I got all these like Jack Skellington dressed people on giant stilts to enter at the door and then we hired all these real giant prosthetic black mermaids to look like Black Swan and be jumping and swimming and they like do water
Acrobatics in the pool and I’m trying to get like people to perform I’m really trying to like take it there and make it super and how exciting I’m scared but I think it’s going to be fun do you think you’ll be able to have like have fun if
You’re throwing it I always have fun at parties I throw but I’ve never ever ever in my entire 25 years of life thrown a party sober I’m eager to see how you feel about that I’m not going to lie I haven’t wanted to just like [ __ ]
Drink one time until this like I would love to just [ __ ] drink because it’s I think drinking helps the stress of throwing a party for sure and it also probably but the I think you’ll really get a gaaged like you’re like do I enjoy this or not cuz you’ll be sober and
You’ll know like what the real case is cuz so many things I enjoy only because I’m drunk I’ve always had so much fun at my own parties but I have always been like so [ __ ] drunk so I don’t I don’t know I’m excited to like see it and get
All the content and like remember it you know so fun honestly I might take a bunch of mushrooms or something okay well that’s not really sober if you think about it that’s kind of scary imagine the I I I should say like I always say I’m sober but I just mean I’m
Not drinking yeah maybe I’ll pop a molly I have two separate guys in my life right now that I like am I would be perfectly eligible amazing Bachelors who are both sober and I know that’s like such a stupid reason to not talk to somebody but like it’s the number one
Deterrent like I both of them would be like I would marry these guys if they were just not sober really and that no that’s so that sounds so stupid but like I’ve always pictured my life like imagine you have like dinner parties and you want to drink wine with your husband
And stuff and like true in my lifestyle I know that’s going to cause like problems when I’m sober I’ve always not liked being with a sober guy but when I’m sober I love being with a sober guy if that makes sense and there are exceptions to the
Rule like I’ve had fun dating someone who’s sober when I wasn’t if they’re down to just like have fun like if they can enjoy that you’re drunk do you know what I mean yeah it would definitely be hard if they were like judgmental and stuff I don’t think either of them would
Be but it just can I know who they are can you just bleep them yeah his brother and they’re both sober that’s crazy because both of those men are such catches I know and like they they still are they probably are more so because they’re sober I just don’t know
If it like actually fits into my life the way I want it to right this second I don’t really drink that much so it’s like a I don’t even know if it would make like that much of a difference in my life but I’m looking for a sober man
Like sober guys like me so much more when I’m sober even Jeff I feel like he literally just likes me more as a human being when I’m sober you are a little bit of a um you know wild drunk a little wild drunk for sure I miss it so much
Though like I would just do anything like I just I really wish I was the type of person and I hope that like that is my goal with sobriety that I can kind of get there to where like once a month I can like let loose and have fun and it
Not like control my life so much because like there is something so freeing and like awesome about like just getting drunk as [ __ ] for a night and being hung over for a day tornado your life a little hooking up with someone that like it’s like I just missed the like fun
Maybe kind of runchy decisions like my decision- making skills are just so on point and it’s like [ __ ] I just want to like just say w up in someone I get that well do I get that I don’t know because I feel like I’ve found like the perfect
Happy medium with drinking cuz I was having such bad anxiety like I already have like horrible anxiety so like drinking just makes it so much worse and I found that it only happens anxiety only exists so long as I am around like other people so now my new drinking
Style not I’m not drinking alone but like I’m drinking often but it’s like at a dinner with one person or like at home drinking wine with like one person or like that’s true my anxiety does always come from my actions I was thinking about that today it’s about like what
You did to other like I feel like it’s like you are worried about how people perceived you and stuff and that’s where my anxiety mostly comes from 100% I agree with that like I was I was literally thinking about that today cuz I was like I’ve never not thrown a party
And woken up with like so much anxiety like it’s crazy that I’m just going to wake up Saturday and be like good morning you know what I mean I was thinking about the Dizzy white wine party um today so fun and it was the Dizzy parties were so [ __ ] fun
Because dizzy would just get people Everyone H dizy got you dizzy seriously like and just the [ __ ] people would do they were always like Project X crazy so fun but and again this is something I miss about drinking like I just don’t feel like I would do this sober but like
The Dizzy party I invited like every potential boyfriend Prospect every guy I was talking to that’s hilarious it’s like putting a bunch of betta fish in a tank hooked up with two of my exes that night like just like didn’t give a [ __ ] you know what I mean but I remember
Waking up with anxiety like gripping the walls you know what I mean like I was just so stressed oh wow what a time and I kind of I don’t know do you have any of your boyfriends coming to the Halloween party I have two prospects potentially flying in maybe three oh
You’re they’re getting flued out not even it’s just they it happened to be that both of them with work had to be in La like right around there and they were like oh I’ll change my flight and then one of them is Kevin I invited Kevin I
Would love if he came but I don’t know if he can if he can he will oh I hope he does but that’ll be fun I think that could be fun to do sober to watch them like interact with you like you’re like oh no both of them are at the sushi bar
That’s so [ __ ] scary though it’s so that’s so fun maybe I’ll invite all my boyfriend no well I think you should are you going to invite a boy no no offense by a boy well the boys that like I am interested in right now are so not
People who I would like put in the influencer I guess I was going to say like it is it’s pretty it’s kind of influencer but it’s kind of not like I did invite a lot of people who aren’t in the houses The Beatles used to live in
The house it’s it’s going to be very like glamorous but then there’s going to be someone in that outfit like un ironically for sure yeah I get what you’re saying I don’t know the guys I’ve been seeing lately are like very like and by that I mean literally pretentious
Yeah are just like older so they’re not like and you don’t want to have to babysit them all night I think that is one thing that I’ve always loved about bringing like inviting guys to parties is seeing how they manage in Social scenes like I love a guy that you can
Just like like he can do his own thing like is he out your hip all night or can he socialize with everyone else and be fun and normal and not embarrassing yeah I would be too hyper aware the whole time like I would be perceiving it from
His perspective and it would be ruined oh my God that’s the worst I hate doing that I feel that um what do you dressing up as now a bunny I didn’t have a costume I almost didn’t go t I have so many bunny costumes and I was thinking
It could be funny you kind of made the joke but then I was actually like should we do it of the year of OG Mindy gate OG OG Mindy gate back in the day it was a couple days before Halloween and you me and Ashley Schwan were supposed to all
Be matching bunnies and then I think we should do I think it’d be imagine what that Instagram photo would do people would be like what the [ __ ] like that’s so funny cuz it’s like people it’s actually like so frustrating to me lately that people like just well people
Think we fully hate each other but and they just like I have said on this podcast like a thous thousand [ __ ] times like Ashley and I are so beyond good we live together I spend every waking moment with her like and I love
Her like I like I see her side I like I forgave her days after things happened because like I really did like see and empathize the fans are like parents though like I feel like they hold on to things like so much longer but even holding on to it it’s like haven’t you
Like not seen us be friends for like 10 years yeah like they forgot that part and just us living together and it’s just so wild like it’s I don’t even know it was I made a Tik Tok the other day like I’ve been doing this series where
Cuz Ashley cooks dinner every night and I’ve been doing this series like where I like try whatever she made and like all the comments are like what and I’m like what do you mean what like I just I don’t know a she’s back she’s never gone
We love her but yeah I think the three of us bunnies CU I have a black Bunny and then I have two glitter bunnies and then you guys could be glitter and I could be black we honestly so funny you know what I almost went as what like my
My only like thought that I had was getting a blonde wig laid and being tan Mojo in Hefner video honestly if I’m a bunny and you’re Hefner but if you get your wigl make sure you go make sure you go somewhere right Source yeah make sure you go
Somewhere right no stsy Bell slander I’m not yeah sorry um hold on thought I cannot believe I’m wearing this thoughts on Dylan danis and oh my God he texted me he texted me a lot of times yeah we did talk about um the fight on the last
Episode with Josh but he texted me this morning and said can we stop fighting why would he say that it’s actually kind of crazy how much he is like actively pursuing he’s so bored like he well first of all I forget what he said to me
On Instagram the other day and like this D episode is brought to you by Prime this episode is brought by Prime just pretending like we’re sponsored by Prime and McDonald’s is so funny he split up on my I posted that I was going back on Snapchat cuz I’m trying to be in my
Snapchat bag like you are and he said embarrassing I go you lost a fight yesterday wearing [ __ ] Fringe and then I said badly and he said that’s not a fight bunny that’s a boxing match in a real fight he’s dead in 20 220 seconds and then he said 20 star like he [ __ ]
Up and then and then I didn’t respond to him and he DMS me again no comeback exactly and I said you are so [ __ ] bored please go be a father and he said you have no banter texted me the next morning or this morning at 4:00
A.m. can we please stop fighting to me I just have such a visceral ick at the idea of him like defending himself in your DMs it’s just like no offense like how many people has he said that exact sentence I’m more concerned about the fact that like yes
He lost badly and in the most embarrassing way but he was still like in like the biggest fight that has happened in a while I’m like there has to be girls who are actually interested in you to talk to I’ve had like a couple of my friends be like should I [ __ ] him
And I’m like should you what be so [ __ ] for real and like he’s like you have no banter I’m like no I just don’t want to [ __ ] talk to you he goes I go who is this he goes Harry jowy then what’ you say I said Harry’s next to
Me Harry’s just and he left me on or he he didn’t respond Harry being so far into Dancing with the Stars I’m so happy for him dude I keep like it’s so weird because Harry and I have so the Friendship where like I don’t say like
We we say funny Clowny things about each other you know what I mean even when I went and saw him on Dancing With the Stars I was like I’m so [ __ ] proud of you Harry and he was like you’re what like it’s like it’s not how I talk about
Him or talk to him but it’s like the fact that he’s made it this far is so mindblowing to me like of I mean he has like a really good he’s like a charismatic personality but like so many of the votes are based on Your Dancing ability he’s not he’s not getting
Anywhere on his dancing no yeah like I feel like people just want to see like hunky Munkers stay and fall in love with people are really um shipping him and Riley I was just going to say like people love that Trope so [ __ ] cute that happened to I mean Alexis r granted
Was like a dancer like her whole life so that’s probably why she made it so far but I I feel like she also stayed on Dancing With the Stars a lot longer because there was a whole story line about her like falling in love with her
Partner as well oh really that’s a dream I have something to talk to you about that is like so unrelated to anything that we’re talking about at all and it’s just out of nowhere but I want to know what you think about this I’m so excited
I love when you do this and you have like a fun little topic did you know you know who Stephen Hawking is it’s big fan did you know that he cheated on his wife he literally cannot speak or walk and he cheated on his wife success does his
Dick work I don’t know I didn’t get the logistics but I saw someone put about I need the logistics should we look into it because it’s like like as in like he was text to chat cheating or as in like he maybe he got hacked I know so many [ __ ] in La that
Would like get at and [ __ ] Stephen Hawking I don’t know I think I might I just left my own body for a second like you and I are sitting here dressed up as Ronald McDonald with the Hamburglar talking about if we would or wouldn’t [ __ ] Stephen Hawking and we get paid for
This [ __ ] and like not even just paid for this [ __ ] like we have outsourced employees to help us I had an important call this morning like literally where someone was like what so what do you guys talk about like just your crazy stories and I’m like no we’ve been really getting deep
Lately ha no he got cheated on no Hawking fell for a nurse Diana King yes wait so yeah he cheated right recently lately I’ve just really been thinking about like will I ever fall in love again like you know what I mean like just very deep like it like scares
Me I feel like I haven’t been like I’ve only been in love in my life like twice and it just like obviously both didn’t work but it’s like I’m just at the point where like I genuinely am like am I ever going to [ __ ] fall in love like I was
Again you know and obviously you can’t compare like a new love to fall in love like you were again I was just thinking about this the other day so much like I would rather be with the love of my life and them cheat on me then be with
Someone that I’m not that like happy with and then be loyal okay but it doesn’t have to be one of those two things you know what I mean I’m just at the point where it’s like cynical you’re like you’re like that’s not it doesn’t have to be that way like just because
He’s the love of your life like he’s not going to cheat on you if he’s the love of your life and he’s the one I guess I’m also just to the point where it’s like everyone is [ __ ] cheaters like it’s like it is [ __ ] crazy cuz you
Like I mean it’s sad I’ve heard someone say that one time like it’s like everyone cheats but I like Paige is always saying that she’s like dead set on the fact that like every man like would cheat she also might just be gay I don’t know like me diagnosing Paige but
I feel like anytime I’ve been in a relationship I like really don’t want anybody else mhm but then it’s like if Pete Davidson were to approach me like I’d cheat for sure everyone’s also in their athlete era and like I’ve always like sworn off athletes because just notoriously that in my opinion they
Are like the biggest [ __ ] cheaters MH and I was asking some of us the other day they were like if I could be with like an athlete like dream man like I’d rather be with him and they he cheats on me than like you know would you rather
Know that he was cheating or not know not no I think so too like I don’t know how Katherine McBroom like functions that was a tough clip free Catherine do you know that one time I threw a party for my ex-boyfriend Brad have I ever told
This story on the canceled podcast I was there learning that men can like say so so much to your face and then like move another way and like whatever was kind of like the beginning of my villain origin story and I found out Brad was cheating on me because he was 5150 at
Coachella because I tried to break up with him I tried to break up with him at Coachella and I was doing that thing my little crazy eye thing where I’m like do you need anything what’s the problem it was awful I def whatever um and then I
Tried to break up with him because I just wasn’t like happy anymore and then he tried to do a little sewer slide I don’t think he was like very serious about that like I think it was just like a very dramatic fight got taken way too
Far and but he ended up getting 5150 and while he was 5150 I had his phone and all these girls were like Snapchatting him that is a crazy time to go through somebody’s phone I will say well to be fair his phone was just next to me going
Off and it was like all these yeah like just like I I straight up it was like Britney is typing like you know what I mean and then I was like oh well who’s Britney you know what I mean and we just spent every second of every day together
So I was very much like why you Snapchatting all these [ __ ] you know like when that’s what happened to me I got cheated on right next to me which is so [ __ ] crazy the whole time but I found out that I threw him a birthday
Party and he was from Canada so for his birthday party he was like oh like he just like missed home and like you know what I mean and so I like made it snow in my house and like made it all Canada themed and like did all this stuff and
Come to find out that night the entire time he was like cheating on me Snapchatting other girls so [ __ ] crazy how that works like God I just wish I could go back to me before the villain origin you know yeah that’s what’s kind I say dressed as the
Hamburglar Trish and I were just talking about this but the fact that like you accidentally like blame everyone in the future for something that somebody else did to you and like you just assume that every person is that horrible and I think that certain things just change
The [ __ ] out of you yeah yeah you’re hyper aware of things that you maybe weren’t before and like I I know I’m like that I’m so afraid of I’m like what are you doing on your phone like I’m insecure now yeah hopefully that goes away I just
Feel like it made me become the type of person that was like play before you get played and it’s very hard for me to oh I get the vain Orin of it all now you know what I mean like that just became like my defense mechanism like all men are
[ __ ] anyway so like why would I not mhm you know well but to be fair I can’t think of one off the top of my head that isn’t at all even stepen Hawkings cheating wait I want to what do you think about this whole Will Smith Jada
Pinket Smith situation I get that Jada pinket is homeopathic holistic I don’t know what the word is like she just she lives her life very differently than most people and she just said in an interview the same one that I think you’re referencing that she’s been practicing her life as a
Nun essentially a modern-day nun like abstains from drinking doesn’t watch anything that’s like PG-13 doesn’t have any sex doesn’t like do all these things like she just I get that she lives which is how I [ __ ] feel right now Jesus [ __ ] can someone just rail me and give me a [ __ ] fcking
Shot at tequila anyways and I like respect that but I feel like everything she says and does towards that lifestyle is at the expense of will if that makes sense it’s just so sad to me cuz it’s like first of all it this whole like secret like separation that they’ve had
If it’s been she said it’s been going on for seven years they’ve been separated they’re not living together like they’ve been like faking being married for seven years yeah and like clearly they went to Great Lengths to keep that secret like clearly they didn’t want anyone to know
About it so for her to all the sudden say it to like promote a book I’m like he better be getting 50% and obviously you can have so much love for someone platonically like so I guess that’s how you can defend the slap situation but still it’s just so crazy and
Like it just makes me want to [ __ ] Will Smith I think somebody has to I I tweeted today I feel like he could should step out with Pete Davidson you’ve seen all the people speculating that like him and Margot have had sex right Robbie yeah I would
Love that Will Smith is Will Smith is a very very talented very rich very smart he is a [ __ ] catch okay and he does not need to have a wife who’s smearing he his name everyone says like why have enemies when you have a wife like J I
Feel bad cuz I actually like I I’ve always really liked her I like red table talk but like I feel bad for him this is what I was I was literally going to show her the like look at these photos like he [ __ ] Margo Robbie and they shot
That movie together I think it’s called Focus or something great [ __ ] movie and like just there’s so many photos of them like that and like stories and conspiracies that there was like some chemistry there you know I mean if you would be like insane to not have
Chemistry with Mar Margot Robbie yeah or Will Smith though yeah Will Smith is so Daddy he is so Daddy but I don’t know if he’s he you know he doesn’t curse keep your wife’s name out of my [ __ ] mouth oh did he say that I thought he said godamn mouth oh and I
Feel like that was like as far as he would go that’s okay though right yeah should I make that my new thing just no swearing yeah like you’re like Barnacles wait isn’t that wait what we should have been [ __ ] Barnacle Boy and um Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy I kind of feel like
That’s what we are to be honest I know for some reason it’s like the same [ __ ] realm yes something’s giving me major Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy vibes from us right now what the [ __ ] was that I can’t I just I was think about this time that I
Dressed up for a guy and like I just went down this whole [ __ ] like thing it was just weird I I don’t have to what’s your favorite Halloween costume you’ve ever worn can I tell you something that I did last year that I’ll like never get over what like so I got
Reminded of it um yesterday because I was dressed as the fbot with the big wig and I was like wow like I bought the fbot costume last year and I really wanted to go out and it and it’s like a very [ __ ] fbot like you can see your
Whole ass through it and stuff like that so like I wore it for Trisha’s podcast but I was like [ __ ] I still want to like go out in this cuz cuz it’s like hot you know and um Trisha was like take the wig like wear the wig and I was like oh I
Don’t need the wig like I’ll do the wig on the podcast and Go full out but if I go out and it like I’m just going to have my normal hair and then Ari and everyone was like no like commit like do it that is such a part of the fbot
Situation I agree but last year I think it was Zach B I don’t remember someone had a party at Delila like on actual Halloween and it was like such an exclusive party and like you were Pamela with the big hat yes and like I think like the Jenners went and like I think
Justin Bieber was there at one point like I was in a room of just like 200 people and like the guest list was like very insanely yeah Niche I was like I just I want to give full out I want to give I want to like really do the damn
Thing and I was Pamela Anderson with the big ass pink hat and the bright blue eyeshadow up to my eyebrows and the long beaded maxi skirt and like the whole nine already didn’t want to go out so I didn’t even have like a Tommy like I was
Just this like singular [ __ ] and and I kid you not the hat is huge like five times bigger than this hat on my head right now knocking people the [ __ ] over and I show up and ever like I just remember I walk in and Sky Bri was wearing like cop [ __ ] lingerie and
Stacey baby was wearing like a little crop top and like little shirt that was the night her and Jaden met and everyone there was just like [ __ ] chill and I’m walking around with bright blue eyes Shadow on and a giant you looked insane you’re like making it sound like you
Were you were dressed as a clown you were dressed as Pamela Anderson but it’s still I could feel the energy like I feel like when you’re like I felt like in um Mean Girls when like Lindsay Lohan shows up shows up and she has like the little like teeth like
That’s how I [ __ ] felt like in that moment and it was like I look back on that and I can just think about my interactions with everyone of that party and I like have the ick so viscerally like I will never I don’t think you should I to go full out for certain
Things like I think that could have been appreciated in different environments but like that one I should have just been like a chill little haot girl you know what I mean and it’s like why why I don’t know I say fully commit I think it was a
SLE it’s just I don’t know I was [ __ ] Shrek at that party you were [ __ ] Shrek how do you even do that I it I looked nothing like Shrek honestly I just like I didn’t have a costume and I was like whatever and I didn’t know I
Was going to go do you have the horns yeah I had like little yeah oh that’s cute no was in a green suit I really it’s it’s so funny that night too cuz I was like I remember I was like still Peak toxic with Chris Miles and it was
Like I was like don’t worry like I’m going to hook up with someone else you know what I mean and then I’m walking around with this big pink fuzzy hat on and blue eyes Shadow and it’s like someone wants the black cat in the corner no something about Halloween I
Always end up the last two years in a row I’ve ended up back with the same guy okay on Halloween and the first time I was a deer with full deer makeup like like really intense deer makeup and had to like go home with deer makeup on in
The morning and last year I was Julia Fox with like the full black eye and like so crazy and he just had to like wake up to me looking like that it is that there’s nothing I always say that even with Trevor Wallace with the bunny ears like there’s nothing like waking up
In someone’s bed in your Halloween costume the Julia Fox makeup I wish you could have seen how I have a photo I think of me that morning so bad yeah it is really bad so I think my new thing is just like for actually going out just being like a
Proper [ __ ] so that you know I got a cop costume and I’m so excited cuz I’ve never been a cop it says officer agent stiletto or something and um I’m so excited cuz I’m just going to run around and like act like the police ah triggered I’m like I just
Almost got arrested oh my God I’m going to pull you over but like how funny is that like policing our friends like oh you’re too drunk so funny you should arrest somebody oh my god do you know what I was just talking about with someone which is so C this is like one
Of the things that I look back on in college and I’m like how did we get away with that what we used to have parties um I have a story for you shackle they were like shackles and um God I forget what they were called but basically the
Concept of the party was like you would be matched up like a sorority sorority would be matched up with a fraternity and then you would pick names out of a hat and the name that you picked was whoever you had like whoever your was your date for this party okay and the
Concept of the party is that you are handcuffed together with a a full bottle of liquor and you were not allowed to unhandcuff from each other until you finish the whole thing and nine times out of 10 you never finish it and you just end up [ __ ] the guy cuz you’re
Handcuffed together I’m changing my party theme is that not the crazy I’m changing my really crazy if you think about like how first of all dangerous that is and like just the fact that we didn’t get like kicked off campus panal lenic has like the most crazy rules for
Like what you can and cannot do and that’s technically like so hazing cuz like you’re requ like you have to do it have we ever talked about hazing on this podcast I didn’t get hazed Hunter’s hazing stories h me like to this day like when he tells me what he went
Through in college like the boys go through a lot more there’s two that blow my mind like they locked them in a room and they had to like finish a handle of alcohol as well or something like that but then they covered the whole floor in bottle caps and like made them crawl
Around on their hands and knees and until every bottle cap was filled with blood they could leave oh my God is that not crazy and then another one they brought them all out like like put like made them finish a handle like spun them around like all thate typ of [ __ ] beat
The [ __ ] out of them with bags over their heads drop them off in a field in the middle of nowhere and then put a puppy in the middle of all of them and said like when this puppy is killed by one of you you guys can all like leave
And you’re like a part of the fraternity and then everyone like was out in the middle of the forest for like 20 hours or something like that and then eventually like some guy like folded and was like I’ll just do it and like went
To go like was like I’ll do it like I’ll be the one and was like going to go kill the puppy and then the fraternity Brothers come out and they were like like just kidding like we just want to see if anyone would do it like you can’t
Be in the fraternity to the guy who like admitted to kill the puppy good okay Mr Puppy Slayer but yeah the boys get it bad that’s how like you so many people die from um fraternity hazing that’s C they’re so strict about it like now but they really it just like sororities and
Fraternities like I wish you could have just lived through it cuz it’s so I just was never that type of person I would have been like I don’t want to be a part of this so bad I would have been so like tanacon I would have been like I’m
Starting my own sorority across the street for sure it’s crazy because like you so would have never been involved like you would have not wanted to be involved in that at all but it was like I I was drinking the Kool-Aid I was so obsessed with that [ __ ] like we would
Have like it’ be it was fun though cuz like it made you feel like you were a part of something and it was so exclusive that you just like felt like it was cool and it’s like toxic like we’re a family yeah and we had like like
For example there was like a white trash wedding like part of one of the homecoming themes like the same thing with the shackles party was like a white trash wedding somebody from the fraternity and somebody from the sority gets picked to be like the bride and
Groom and everyone show shows up in like the most white trash outfitss like tits out [ __ ] gaps in their teeth and like they actually get married and it’s the coolest like most fun thing Alex Earl did it and Alex was the wife I don’t know if hers was white trash themed but
When you were talking about college parties it reminded me of a story that I’ve never told them this podcast that I have tell you it’s also Halloween themed but um so my first boyfriend ever really like serious boyfriend was this guy named summer and I’ve talked about
Summer like a million times you know he was the one who blackmailed me and sued me and the worst person historically in my entire life that I’ve ever dated and um us trying to break up was very much like I would try to break up with him
And like there was just a lot of emotional I I hate just throwing the word abuse around there but like looking back that’s definitely like what it felt like at least to me um where it was like I would try to break up with him and then it just like wouldn’t happen he
Like wouldn’t let me and like I like felt like I couldn’t get out of the relationship or whatever and that’s and I always tell people that like I did I cheated on him so much because like he just wouldn’t like I would be like I
Don’t want to break up with you I want to be with other people and he would be like no and then I was like well what do you want me to [ __ ] do and it was also just in the beginning of my career and I’d never like like all these people
I’d like grown up having crushes on and just [ __ ] like that whatever and I was finally getting like more attractive as well so I was like trying to just live out my single dream but he would not let me break up with him um and obviously looking back now I would literally like
Get a restraining order like I find a way you know to break up with someone but when you’re young you’re just like yeah it was just like the most toxic thing in my whole life right and this was towards the end of our relationship he was going to college at UNR Reno and
It’s so crazy because it was a 9-hour drive away from Vegas or an hour flight but like we would always just make the drive like and so me oh my God what sorry I think I know the story you’re going to say I don’t know if you do you might you
Told me it once but I I forget like what it is I just remember vaguely so Ashley Isabella and I drive down to Reno Isabella was also dating a guy who went to college in Reno at the time so we were like let’s make this 9-hour drive
And we drive down and I get there to see him and we decide that our matching costume is going to be the Joker and Harley Quinn and so I am like full Harley Quinn boots like red and blue [ __ ] pigtails like the bat whole n he
Is the Joker and we show up to this party and a lot of people that I grew up in Vegas with went to college at Reno like a lot of people do that because it’s still in state but they want to get out away from home like whatever so this
Guy that IID had a crush on like all of in high school and he was like the hot older brother of like he was like theot always the older brothers much hotter the rich opposing school to my school the most popular girls in that school it
Was their older brother so he was like one of the hottest people just like everyone wanted him you know what I mean and I get there and I always had a crush on him and I go out as Harley Quinn and I got to the party I think before my
Boyfriend at the time and and this guy starts hitting on me and I’m like there’s no way like I wish I could tell my younger self this I’m texting all my friends I’m like there’s no [ __ ] way like I wanted you so [ __ ] bad like whatever and he’s like are you single
Cuz I’ve been dating summer for like a year at this point and of course I’m like absolutely and he’s like then why are you here why are you in Reno and I’m like I just wanted to come up for the party like a 9-hour drive like I just
Wanted to come for the party he’s like where are you staying I’m like oh just around you know I’m fully staying at Summer’s house at Co n whatever um summer gets to the party and he’s like so why the [ __ ] is he dressed as the Joker then like and he just knows I’m
Clearly [ __ ] taken you know what I mean and I’m just like I make up this whole elaborate line I’m like he’s so [ __ ] crazy and he was so [ __ ] crazy he deserved this like I I would do it again but I’m like he’s so [ __ ] crazy he just wanted to dress as the
Joker because I was Harley Quinn like trying to make up this whole thing and he’s like summer keeps coming up to me like hey babe and I’m like stop like just this whole nine whatever and I make it my life’s mission that night to get Summer like so [ __ ] drunk so I’m just
Like making him take shots like throwing mine away whatever and then I get him so drunk that I’m like let’s have an Afterparty at your house like blah blah blah and we go back to his house I invite this guy and I like take him
Upstairs and I tuck summer in and then I hook up with the other guy as Harley Quinn while my Joker is upstairs on the couch in his house that is a horrible story that I love so much I think that that is so inspirational well listen normally that
Would be horrible like you hear stories about somebody hooking up with like someone when they’re in the different room like the Tom xand Ball situation I’m going on his podcast this week what I don’t know who is he um bestie I think you might want to look into it can you
Just I don’t know I guess adulter is kind of like H whatever I no adulter is horrible and cheating is horrible again but if someone’s abusive and won’t let you out try to cheat your way out you know what I mean it works for me um but
Unless of course it’s on me just well don’t be abusive well it depends on who you’re asking you know like I don’t think I’m abusive yeah no one thinks they’re abusive that is crazy so did he ever find out I don’t know well now he knows summer that that blows he blackmailed me
Took all my money bought a [ __ ] Mercedes like sorry I [ __ ] someone Hotter Than You Cry Me a River Cry Me a River oh Britney Spear says Jus Timberlake has a small dick is that real did she really say that or am I just like reading believing everything I I
Thought she said that she got pregnant with his baby and he didn’t want it she did say that that’s I guess probably a little bit more important I’m really excited to read her book there’s a lot of speculation that like she didn’t [ __ ] write it and
It’s just another like part of the you know I I think that it’s possible that she might have had help but I believe it’s her story I hope it’s her story I’m excited to read it dude when I went to the Dancing with the Stars taping it’s so funny because I’ve been so
[ __ ] and I still am I just want to say that before I even get into this but I’m I’m so team Brit and [ __ ] her family for everything that they did to her but I sit down at the Dancing with the Stars taping and there’s like seats like right next to
Mine and all the seats have like the names of the person and like their guest you know so it was like tan Mojo guest of lelay ponds like someone guest of Harry JY someone guest of whoever whatever and I look like five seats down and it’s like Lyn Spears guest of Jamie
Ly Spears and I didn’t know Jamie ly Spears was even going to be on this season let alone Britney’s [ __ ] mother’s just like coming so we all sit down and I’m like spending the whole first like 30 minutes watch watching Lind bear I’m like you evil [ __ ] evil
[ __ ] like oh my God you know and I’ve always you know ever since all this [ __ ] like I’ve just I’m not a jam ly Spears fan at all obviously and obviously people see what they see on TV but when you’re watching the taping you get to see how people are reacting when the
Cameras aren’t on and jam Lynn was the only person that before she danced she was like crying and praying and like and super praying like you could like see her like you know what I mean and I was like it was so weird to me to like see
Her have emotion and like clearly be like scared for something and like crying and like whatever and I was like it’s so weird you’re a person yeah I like I struggle with it a little bit because I I’ve seen it firsthand like in our lives and you know our friends and
Stuff where like the internet and stuff just has it so wrong or they just like are so wrong about somebody so it’s like what if like we think she’s like this evil conniving [ __ ] and she’s just not yeah but like I mean the signs are there it’s actually like everyone I know
That’s worked with Jamie Lind tells me that she’s like the best person ever which is kind of wild but like if she did that [ __ ] to Britney she’s not you know um who’s Tom Sandoval and should I not go on his podcast do you want you don’t of course you don’t watch Vander
Pump rules I actually don’t either but like I long story short it’s like if I was [ __ ] Chris Miles really yeah and he would be Chris Miles in that situation so he [ __ ] his girl’s best like for a long long long time like they and they were all just like always
Together filming together they were all on a show together out oh I’m about to be so [ __ ] like that’s the thing is I’m so the type of person where it’s like now my mindset is not like oh I’m afraid to go on I’m about to walk in and
Be like sup cheater like that’s so funny I’m going to Haze him my sailor Steve is Lost at Sea my sailor Steve is Lost at Sea yeah my little guy with the boat he’s like literally lost at sea right now his boat just like um the steering just simply stopped working Brooke Amber
The probability of you being on that boat is like it’s not no like you very much could have been on the boat when that happened yeah everyone was saying that in the group chat but I’m like that would have been my dream like to be lost
At sea with the sexiest man ever yes that’s actually so true by my just us two what is there to do in the middle of the ocean I keep thinking of that Wolf of Wall Street scene where like he’s driving the boat like super fast and
[ __ ] and it’s like scary do you know what I’m talking about yeah when they’re supposed to go to her aunt’s like funeral or whatever yeah but like dude what I just think is he literally lost at se well his his steering was broken for a length of time and then I guess
Like he had like two engines or something and he had was alone he like only go forward or about I don’t know yeah he was alone and I’m like baby I would have been there Jonah Hill was so [ __ ] good in that movie and Leo I wish Leo wasn’t such a
Little creeper I was just thinking that about Jonah Hill oh yeah I forgot about that us eating the McDonald’s right now is reminding me so much of McDonald’s gate our first tour Scandal where people were so mad that we ate McDonald’s at our Pittsburgh show on stage sorry um
But someone I tweeted today and I was like what should we talk about and people said Britney Spears and a bunch of Pop Culture [ __ ] but someone said that we should try to recall a memory or a funny story from each city of tour and
I kind of want to try all right um where did we start we started in New hav Haven Connecticut best shows ever I mean maybe maybe it’s cuz they were our first ones but I just felt like every no there was something so special about New Haven it
Was it’s like it actually really is like a fun fun fun ass City and the people the people were so drunk I think the venue was also so dope like to places and I and they honored us that was my favorite part is they did the little
Like they gave us a bottle of Dom and they said they’re going to put our names on the wall forever oh for S yeah and they have all the names of people who performed there and it’s like every single celebrity Kanye West like Snoop every celebrity you could possibly think
Of like literally like old Bob Dylan Like just everyone everyone cardi B like I just just literally everyone um I really liked New Haven I’m trying to think that was where loved it Burger popup good pizza honestly it was fun it was a Vibe we had Chris Miles and crew
With us that last night in New Haven was so crazy I don’t know if we did talk about this um so we were also with Mike MAAC and he’s like from right there so he’s like very much connected in the city and I underestimated the fact that
The rest of the tour wouldn’t be anything like that I think that like I just thought that in each City we would keep going out and finding all these fun clubs and be able to be connected in so many places and it just the cities a lot of the other cities weren’t
Giving that same energy you know also like it wasn’t a sustainable lifestyle like we were like going out drinking after the shows when we were already so tired like if we tried to do that in every city we would die we would absolutely die that’s why I went sober
Obviously but Mike brought us to this club and I can’t remember the name of it oh yeah and it was like where all the things were like beds it was so I’ve never been to a club like this in my entire life except for this club it was
Like a normal club like dance floor bar like all the patrons are just in a normal club and then it’s like lots of clubs offer back rooms and like booths and [ __ ] but this one like it was like the I don’t know how to explain it but
Like the best way to describe it to me would be like the inside of a McDonald’s play place like just padded floor but like a little cubby like this whole room was just bed with like tables coming out of the bed so everyone was just like
Hooking up yeah it was like an orgy like an orgy person’s and we started off our tour with that like an orgy room which is kind of [ __ ] crazy um and then I’m trying to think then we went to pH Harrisburg Harrisburg I fell out of the
Tour bus that was beautiful I really underestimated how badly my hand would scar is it bad oh it doesn’t look that bad right now but look at like the hole yeah and it’s like when I spray tan it turns like dark black like right in
There cuz it’s like a hole and it like collects all the spray tan and like all week I was like this is so embarrassing and my bone is still wonky like I think I did do something could have been worse could have been like your teeth or
Something that’s true I really did catch myself pretty well then we went to Pittsburgh then we went to Pittsburgh that a little shaky that was the city that brewed all the scandals but I’m happy that they happened cuz I think it made our tour were so much [ __ ]
Better yeah we got like a lowkey a little canceled for that that was the only city where they like didn’t want us to be drunk I haven’t experienced that anywhere else well I think we just I think we C I mean I definitely crossed the line a little bit I was like I
Couldn’t speak sorry yeah but it’s like the crowd was egging it on like at one point the crowd was chanting like take a shot take a shot take sh you know and it was like that Jake Paul juice or whatever and everyone’s like drink it so then I drank
It and I did black out and I did lose speaking um a I think we we gave it just be like doing the podcast drunk you know like it it a lot of people enjoyed it but certain people did not like I get it though sometimes like I mean as much as it’s
Like fun and stuff to see like your people drink it’s also like if I paid money to go somewhere I don’t know if I would want to see someone that blacked out as as blacked out as I was so I apologize like when I think about you on
Stage like you were still talking and telling stories yeah but I saw some videos and I was like hm I guess that’s true I tried to block it out but biggest crowd we had so I just and that is what like haunts me about Pittsburgh it’s the
Worst part cuz like we have those photos and videos and it’s the biggest crowd like ever and I have to think every time I see that that that many people was our like in my opin got our worst show yeah and like I’ve talked to so many people
Who tour and they’re like you can’t be like not every show is going to be your best show and you’ve got to like understand that and not every crowd is going to be yeah there’s also something to be said sorry to I just cut you off
So bad but when there’s that many people sometimes it can feel less personal too so it’s like it’s harder to like I don’t know it is it’s so interesting I was talking to Trevor about this like I am really trying to work on not allowing the energy of the crowd to affect my
Like mental health I never understood that until we started touring I had no when people would say that I’d be like what do you mean it was a bad crowd c certain crowds even especially in Stoner cities where everyone’s like High versus like a drunk City where everyone’s drunk
Versus like a sober City where everyone’s like no like we I don’t know where we were I think San Diego we did three shows there and like it was so crazy the differences in the crowds like one crowd everyone was so high and quiet it was like and then it’s crazy because
Afterwards everyone’s like that was the best show ever like you guys did so good I was getting tweeted so are you sure you thought you hated it I don’t think they cheered one [ __ ] time and then the next crowd was like blackout drunk screaming their heads off like throwing
[ __ ] on the stage like [ __ ] nuts and it’s like the difference like after the high crowd I was like oh my God like I felt like them like all quiet and I have a hard time I don’t I don’t know if you feel this way too but like it
Immediately sets the tone like right in the beginning like when I make a couple jokes and they don’t laugh I like immediately shut down and then it’s like the show’s going to suck from now on because I just feel like you but then we can do that same show and people will be
Like cackling at the J like I yeah I’ll make the same jokes to two different crowds and one crowd will like literally Roar with laughter and one of them will just literally and like is the joke [ __ ] funny or not yeah I don’t know like how do you even know maybe it’s the
Like inflection or like delivery or something and it’s like I just want I wonder if people like theovon or like whoever who do like a million shows like do they care yes yes Matt re used to always say like um like it’s he he would always say like the tonight was such a
[ __ ] shitty crowd or like they just they would they didn’t laugh that’s yeah Trevor Wallace was telling me that the other day he was like yeah it doesn’t really like that’s just that’s never going to change and I was like damn like I want to get it unlocked to where I
Like feel the same regardless of like I don’t want to absorb the crowd’s energy cuz it’s scary I think at a certain point it probably like I’m sure it does not bother like Trevor or Matt or like people who have been doing it for a long time bother is a wrong word
Like I don’t come off the stage bothered by it I come off the stage feeling whatever they were feeling like I feel absorb it like yeah like on some Megan Fox [ __ ] this is like the first and last time I will ever wear a [ __ ] red wig honestly Brooke I sincerely feel like
You look so with red hair I’m going to borrow that wig for when I’m sexy red I kind of want to be sexy red it’s so funny because when I think red hair I can think of like every [ __ ] I’ve ever known with red hair and they all have like the same
Personality I don’t mean I don’t mean like like Kendall Jenner like a like a ginger Vibe I mean like they dyed their hair red whether it’s dark red or that red like I saw someone do a bit the other day I saw someone do a bit the
Other day that was like I love when I see someone with turquoise hair cuz I just immediately know I [ __ ] hate them and it’s so true like no no it’s not true but like you can really tell a lot about a person by the color of their
Hair like red hair is I was so red hair coated in high school like my personality like grow I’m surprised you never did hit like a red hair moment you know especially when my hair was brown like in that era I was so red hair coated you have like a red hair voice
You have like a voice that would have thisor I have a red hair voice I don’t know how to explain that it’s like the rasp like kind of like Emma Stone yeah but she’s like a like like a soft red hair like I’m thinking like that [ __ ] from like no can’t say
That it’s so funny you just said [ __ ] me firetruck red it’s when I was was like dating Bella Thorn like she would just have all these business ventures and one of them was a makeup line and she like insisted on naming the products herself and like one of the lipsticks was [ __ ]
Me fire truck red andari just like you took that one home and it’s just so funny cuz you know imagine somebody like swatching it on YouTube and being like in the shade [ __ ] me firetruck red no and again you you know how she is like just imagine her like that’s genius
Bella my baby I love you I support all your Endeavors you’re a genius absolutely every time I really I that is like my problem but it’s like I at the time I really I was like she is a Visionary she did teach me a lot she did
Teach me a lot she is very smart honestly but then [ __ ] like that is like kind of crazy uhhuh it’s just like the it’s just like there’s just so many other instances that I could like tell me like just like the normalizing like or just like thinking like just like the
Craziest [ __ ] is just like okay like honestly I don’t know if I want to say it but like how she would just like brush her teeth with coconut oil in a rat already said that like an episode ago we did talk about that she invented oil pulling C what you’ll put up with
When you just like are in awe of someone um shampooing her hair with beer every 3 days surprised you weren’t I know she’s like it gets you drunk faster no in that case you imag have you ever done the like tampon drunk thing I feel one of our best friends has and it
Worked like one of our best friends was like really going through something and they would put T like fill the tampon with vodka put it up their ass you think about that’s not drinking well a lot of people it was like a fad in La when I
First got here I actually remember that when I first moved to LA that was one of the first things where I was like oh so this is what this City’s like is all these girls were like going through an eating type of thing and they were like I can’t have
The calories of alcohol so I’m going to fill it tampon with it and put it up my ass and it was like kind of common for like why does that have to be your ass does it I don’t think it has to be your puss that would like I think you do that
Like your pH well why your [ __ ] would burn too yeah I think anywhere would burn your throat burns when you drink alcohol but like think about bleaching your [ __ ] like you can like it could take more how’s that going for you by the way you I actually like stopped
Doing it for a while and I was last night I swear to God the last thought I had before I went to sleep was like I need to get back on routinely bleaching my [ __ ] so do you like Bend over in the mirror spread them and like I can do
It with my eyes closed in the dark wa so what does it do to your [ __ ] well I found this product it’s on my Amazon storefront seriously it’s amazing um that’s like you know jurgen’s Natural Glow yeah like how every time you put it on you gradually get more tan mhm it’s
Like jurgen’s Natural Glow for [ __ ] bleach like every time you put it on your [ __ ] gets a little lighter what is it called like what is the product itself called like is it like something funny like something but play something it sounds like a brand deal that Natalie
Would give me and it sounds like you wouldn’t do it and I would be begging for it the amount of colon cleans brand deals she’s sent me in the past you know what’s funny is I texted her the other day and I was like if Brooke’s not going
To do the colonic brand deal I will and you know Natalie she was like you’re a star te the other day she brought me like some uh butt plug for gays type of thingy she’ll do it and yes I will no she’s been reaching out to the gays too
I know she reached out to Ty or whatever and then um I apparently I don’t have a well first actually she goes how much would it take for you to promote this on Instagram or Tik Tok and I was like you’re like I’ll do it for free I was
Like it’s like how much are they offering she was like as much as it would take wait I’m texting her right now I mean well they want a bigger male audience I guess I don’t have a big enough male audience for that guys if you’re out there and you don’t follow me
Follow me because so I can promote this butt plug to keep the lights on what is like the footi thing you’ve ever promoted or like footi brand deal you’ve ever done you first I need to think you got a lot under your belt um do you remember your first brand deal
Meundies actually not bad no is it was all downhill from there wait you know that’s what all the Billboards are that Savannah’s on are all me’s and she’s on every billboard in town I’m like what the f they didn’t tell her either wow imagine being surprised one day and just
On a she was and it was like on Sunset on PCH like you uh I feel like my first brandal ever I literally think it was like smile Sciences what was mine I don’t know but I was also the type of person like when
I had like no I’d have like 10K and I was like emailing every brand like I had like a template like oh uh-huh I just remember I had so many brands that would like sign on to work with me and like a lot of the deals that I was doing at
This time in like 2019 would be like you know when you sign a contract and it’s like okay we want you to her to do three YouTube videos you know I mean I’ll never forget with better help the like I need a better help deal seriously because I know better help is amazing
Like it you know we prefer cerebral over here but I’m just saying I remember I I pr which everyone’s going to give me a sponsorship that’s cerebral honestly I I have funny one but better help drop me they were like she doesn’t have to do the rest of them like they like they
Just my brand did well what they should have done is given you more coupons so that you could get help with your ADHD and then they get their videos done yeah honly you know what’s funny is they needed one time she was doing a Tender Greens deal and they needed the video so
Badly that Jordan was like honestly Amari like will you film it and I we’ll just put it on her story and like I he like I’ll give you some money and like I literally did a handstand with a Tender Greens bag and like it was like that’s
So sad when I think back to that time I was just like so heavily on Xanax and like depressed and it was like instead of like why can’t she do something as simple as a Tender Greens brand deal The Narrative was like oh we’ll just have
Amari do it on her story that’s some [ __ ] conservatorship [ __ ] all they really wanted was your viewership so I guess they got what they paid for absolutely I’m more so just like did anyone check on me like I feel like you wouldn’t have remembered if they had at
All we did I yeah we for sure were one time I promoted honestly I like the brand anchor you know what that is like the Chargers and like the electronics brand or whatever but I promoted these like glasses that like are Bluetooth they play music like in your ears they
Don’t go in your ears but I was like it was just the funniest [ __ ] ever and like their charger like I was like this I feel like I used to just do whatever wanted to like pay me and now I like have more the freedom to be like oh
Sorry I cut you off I like I also used to just be so excited that a brand wanted to work with me that I’d be excited and now it’s like I have to me too but I was telling you this today I like I really am careful because I
Noticed when someone sells something or like posts about something that I know they don’t [ __ ] use and I will never trust that person again I I remember that when I first started the podcast I like read my ads you know the voice I use you know and I realized that from
Now on if I’m ever doing a brand deal that I feel disingenuine filming I can just use that voice and everyone will know but the brand won’t know that’s honestly genius do you remember Amari that time we were stranded in New York City oh my God oh
My God okay I take it back I take it back this is this is the one we were stranded in New York City like no flights out out it was like during Fashion Week or something and I had to stay there for work and every Hotel was
Sold the [ __ ] out and it got real desperate I’m talking like we’re on the side of the road with our suitcases like what do we do no and we had Natalie just start reaching out to all the sketchy people she knew in New York City to give
Us a place to stay in exchange for like what can they promote what can they do for your business like whatever and we were so stranded I can’t even I’ll never forget like a bike like like we were sitting on the side of the road with all
Of our luggage and someone was biking and then someone hit the biker with their car and we were like stranded and Natalie right after this happened right after we made sure the biker was okay just think about that like we were Rock Bottom like yeah Natalie found these
People who let us stay in their house in exchange for promoting their company and their company was a jewel charger that you would use your phone’s battery to charge the jewel so it like [ __ ] up your phone like it like this to in my head I’m like that is a Brilliant
Invention yeah we thought so yeah but then also like just all like for a place to stay yeah that’s crazy like you really couldn’t have just b a hotel they stayed there with us like I don’t think that’s scary like you guys were doing like a like a um Exchange program where
You like no and it wasn’t like it was an empty house it was like it was like their bed like their clothes were in the closets like it was like that is hilarious like to have a sleepover wow I think it’s really funny today that you you guys are dressed as
McDonald’s or the Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald yeah how can you not tell well it cuz you have a [ __ ] red wig on so I don’t know McDonald is a red head well I don’t know if this is Renee McDonald like yeah I am Renee I’m like Rene rap
Back in high school Tana took it upon herself actually this might have been out of high school which is which makes this even worse you [ __ ] immature psycho [ __ ] what did I do she took the time to turn my Twitter into a MC rib my entire Twitter into a MC rib that is
So funny and like sitting in the room with me like I’m panicking like sweating like my account’s turning into a MC rib like and it’s like the bio’s like yo it’s MC rib like just like all this [ __ ] MC rib tweets going out I me tweeting
Like I’m back yeah and I’d switch it back and then it get switched back to MC rib and at this time like I wait did you not know she was doing it that is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard I didn’t even I wasn’t even like an influencer
Much fun hacking Amari growing up I did it three times successfully wait I have the best hacking story I I’ve told it on Tik Tok I know I’ve never told it on canceled before tell me the guy I like was obsessed with in college or in high school his password to everything was
His name okay just his name so he deserv his name and like the year he was born okay so I knew that about his computers cuz we used to like date or whatever and then we went into college and he we used to have like group mes like group me
Like the app it’s like WhatsApp and you would have group chats of your entire story to your your ire fraternity so one time I was like oh let me see if I can get into this fraternities group me on with his email and that password because
It was like duh like that’s what his password is for everything got in I’m not kidding we like we would sit like 10 of us around the computer just reading their group me all day long we knew every single thing that they said about us it was horrible like we would like
They after a night out they’d be like Jesus Christ like this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] wouldn’t leave all night or like they would just talks so much [ __ ] about all of us and we’d see it but then one day a photo gets sent from somebody’s Puppy Cam okay
No and I will never forget it because a friend of mine like one of my best friends at the time her and I had like we both hooked up with the same guy like different different times yeah no a history it was very much like somebody
That we were not interested in he was just like so hot and everyone was like God you have to do it yeah both of us had hooked up with him like probably a dozen times okay a photo gets sent of someone sucking his dick and both of us
Looked at each other and we didn’t know which of us it was but we knew it was one of us what did you do that is that so and we couldn’t say anything because we didn’t want them to log us out so we literally couldn’t ever say anything and
I didn’t realize until way later like how actually horrible that was at the time we were like oh my God that’s crazy but like that is not okay and like how do you even figure it out like you’re looking at the back of your head it
Ended up being her but just the fact that we were both sitting together and we were like like no [ __ ] way that’s insane how long were you logged in for oh the entire year I have so many and they didn’t they they never ever ever
Found out until I made a Tik Tok about it like 5 years later no way that’s incredible that’s actually impressive as [ __ ] and honestly iconic well we knew everything we always KN knew like like if a guy didn’t like you you knew cuz he said in the group chat and then you
Could just get ahead of it like it’s actually it was it was definitely self harm it was like literally the OG Reddit but but it was like so addicting and we’d have so much fun like 10 of us at our little sorority table so many people
I know use their puppy cams as like that is so not okay like somebody said that to me yeah no I would never ever ever ever I have some friends who will tell people you know like hey my puppy Cam’s on so if we [ __ ] in this room like
Whatever but I I’ve seen so many Puppy Cam sex tapes mine won’t record people it only records the cat like if it’s like you can set it to where it doesn’t record cuz otherwise it would be recording all the time when you’re just like in your house mine only records when I’m not
Home it’s kind of [ __ ] nuts mhm no yeah that that’s actually so true how many people use like their pet cams and stuff and it’s just like I don’t know just so insane like we didn’t know I when I don’t have a dog the guy comes over I’m like it’s my puppy
Cam it’s like he thinks you’re schizophrenic I guess it could be cool if like you didn’t um like if if they were like in on it and you wanted to just like not have to like set up your phone dude I like had a DAT the other
Day where I rewatched a lot of my sex tapes and I want to make like a compilation like a highlights Jesus Christ I want to know compilation I want to know what was being sold today like so badly Lyla does this thing where she’ll go to all of her friends like
Spicy websites like messages and captions that get sent out and like just screenshot them or sometimes she she’s bold she’ll just buy them sometimes like I know she’s bought ties before and it’s just so funny because it’s just like damn and today she sends a screenshot of she was something so out
Of well I just want to I want to clarify very quickly I do make a lot of my captions on these websites however sometimes I do just let my team get spunky with it because they like know like they know what people are going to like buy and what’s going to you know
Get me to that that six figure seven figure month and they I I do a lot of stuff on there [ __ ] Brooke do you want to hear this mhm it’s a 47 minute video first of all and it goes I just filmed porn can you believe we [ __ ] 11
Times 11.5 in of British horsecock destroying us both cream pied and film it this [ __ ] is [ __ ] crazy I can’t believe I’m exposing myself like this 40 7 minutes what is it do I buy it literally buy it buy it and like what gets me is 11.5 in of British horsecock destroying us
Both who that’s not getting funky with it sister it’s just like us kicking it with Harry jowy right I miss him oh my God how do you feel about him on the with the Stars have you watched M I watched it first episode I think it’s great that he’s on Dancing With the
Stars we kind I’m back at my Harry jaier I’m I’m waiting for him in my Lobby I’m just kidding I I have had a crush on this comedian for like a while now which one and oh I told Trisha I’m in love with the oon and we like talked
About it unfortunately for like way too long that’s the thing you cannot like we’ll graay over [ __ ] here like there she like she wants to unpack yeah I know God I love her yeah she no it’s actually so funny too cuz yesterday we were there
For like six hours and get this I don’t like inconveniencing people especially like while they’re podcasting so like wake up at like 10:00 whatever and then we go over there get there at like 1:30 we’re there for 6 hours 6 hours which is fine like I love being at Trish’s house
Like I have like an amazing time there but they’re podcasting for 3 and a half so we’re like sitting in this room and like it’s like getting hot like we’re in silence I felt like I was taking like the SAT and as soon as we get to like
The Glam room before they even start my phone dies so did you yesterday I was just like no I was just sitting there all day I was wondering I was like are we like I thought we were like so interesting no you guys were interesting though actually but I was just sitting
There with a dead phone the entire time and then we get outside as they’re leaving and she’s like will you film something like horizontal on your phone and I was like d my phone’s been dead since we got here everyone was like what what I was like okay wait I need to
Actually explain this to you really quickly wait okay soon stand upan I’ve had a big crush on him um we went and saw him at the show with the Heckler M yes and he has a wife he does a whole standup bit about his wife wait what not
The Hecker like the standup comedian I didn’t like I thought he was cute and then I found out he had a wife and then I was like oh whatever okay um and whenever I post like my hair different colors like people just come out of the
Woodworks I feel like like some guys are just not into blonde so if I post that’s what happened to me when I dyed my hair all of a sudden like literally the polar opposite guys were interested in me and it’s so hurtful too cuz like sometimes it’ll be like my crushes being like
You’ve never looked better like and then I’m like the Heckler the Heckler did say that to me and she debated literally like rose out of bed and she was like Amari I’m going to the hair shop tomorrow like we’re going to get box die if we have to but this this comedian
Just slid him my DM saying on your brunette [ __ ] and then like how are you and like all this [ __ ] and I’m like don’t you have a wife H maybe he oh my God ice spice just asked where the party is oh my God like what my God we should
We should you should borrow Trisha’s outfit and go as ice spice I I thought that was a scandal but I guess it’s not no as long as you don’t actually like physically change the color of your skin do is it a scandal because she’s black yeah it would be if
She was like blackf facing we’ve been filming for 2 hours some of this has got to be usable [ __ ] Hamburglar Ronald McDonald omari’s here I love you Amari thank you for coming in and doing your service we have to go to a white fox event right now I can’t wait to change
I’m not kidding I want this cape off
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