My home to join the Army I left my home good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen this is joh Media episode 349 scary number I am James this is Jamie and that there is Alex welcome to the one show the one show hello I’m on the one
Show I’m on the Dos show baby the Dos show yeah the Wonga show we’re on one minute after the one show the Dos show where we make W wer we teach you how to make wonger mad stacks of wer what would be your wonger advice what’s your tactics with to get
Mad wonger uh join Hustler University no I just say to um scam people yeah join Hustler’s University no great Hustler’s University well yeah nft University yeah do this great thing where you make these nfts where you we pay them you remember video game high school yeah man fire Jack Maron was in
That show main character you’re right yep you’re right I should I should be I should be one of the Trivial Pursuit cones cuz I know a fair amount of trivia rids okay tell me some trivia I bet I know more trivia than you okay name one did you know the time between the
Creation of the pyramids and Cleopatra is um longer than us and Cleopatra did you know there are five beavers now in the UK yes you told us James told me because you told James rumors spread like wildfire between us yeah clearly there’s no SEC Chinese Whispers going on they’re not
Whispers their conversations how’s it how Chinese Whispers normally means like cuz I did it as a test I was like 40,000 beavers are back in the UK by the time it gets to you there are only five what why you’re the one who said it though you chines whispered yourself yeah cuz I
Was trying to find the you know who was well leaking information we leak information yeah but you only told James that there was five beavers so it must be James well I told Jim there’s five so what who where’s the Chinese whisper before we get too deep into the
Show let me shout the JN media patrons that make the audio versions possible and get their very special SL cheeky SL hilarious names read out in the first or second week of each month which is not this month cuz this is this week the day before yeah this week because it’s the
Day before Halloween we wait what Halloween tomorrow yeah oh yeah I left my home I love Halloween baby to go to a Halloween party my um controversial opinion rather one of cuz all of them are apparently is that if you live in the country Halloween doesn’t exist which country this in the
Countryside it’s like a different thing than like well I guess less frightening or more frightening less frighten I’d say more frightening yeah I think Countryside is generally scarier no yeah like I think about like you know a a bustling Street in New York everyone is you know dressed up or
Whatever apartment easy hide in plain sight there’s more killers there than there is here fact talking about there no but that is scarier it’s not what you can’t see it’s what you can see that you don’t know that hurts you huh hiding in plain sight that’s
What I’m saying no I feel like you’re not engaging with my comparison but no I am I’m count this is a Counterpoint you said you’re saying it’s not scary cuz there’s loads of people in costume I’m saying that is scary because that’s a way to hide from your yes but they do
That here as well no well we live in the countryside but there are there are costumes there are scary costumes around here there’s always that one the one the scariest costume is a um a Tory and a Range Rover it’s not a costume man that’s a skin no it’s a skin let’s do
Some housekeeping when we round off those conversations from the previous episode that need those sharp edges kind of curved a little bit you know take her eraser and just Go Um like this one from deconstruction 8163 loving James is mad genius hair please make a skit of him jump starting a car and screaming it’s alive very Halloween themed um and the other one on that theme was from Remy 2114 James out here looking like beam be
Oh I can see that James is becoming beam bee be beam no I don’t know what I don’t actually I’ve got to the point of having hair where I don’t know what to do with it anymore uh what hair dresses are for you either commited the bit no I’ve committed
He but I don’t know what next step to take uh you just get some uh ho hoba oil some jojoba oil I have all the stuff bro do you have jojoba hooba no cuz you didn’t tell me you had that stuff yeah I’m using I’m following what I’m
Following in your footsteps what are you confused by Jo Jo job Boba yeah Jo joob Boba Jesus Christ what’s happened to you guys nothing’s happened to me it’s him it’s the worm you brought up the worm Jo Jo job Boba sounds like a Star Wars character
Yeah you you got to Planet Joe Boba yeah to get the Jo Jo up your Outpost then it Farms hoob oil boils apply that to your worm apply that to your worm stick that in your worm will you yeah so I guess just pausing housekeeping I guess I do need to
Announce the worm thing the four the fourth wiggler the fourth funny no this is just jaar engage don’t infection don’t engage not a fun kind of infection a uh a worm a non bug like kind of infection what do you mean a non a non bugl you can’t really see it in
The camera but there’s a little dot there and it’s not been going away I’ve had it since Italy and that’s cuz there’s a worm in there how long is the worm has it reached your mind well I think it reached it’s not quite that
Long I think at most it’s like 3 4 in 3 4 Ines I feel it wiggling when I when I have a hot shower I feel it wiggling under my arm yeah yeah certain things trigger it I’ve tried to kind of pull it out but uh have you tried layers of skin
Off oh yeah that’s why it’s just not healing and it’s slowly getting more more [ __ ] more [ __ ] uhhuh bit more [ __ ] how do you spell [ __ ] you know just the way well be p u SS e y or is it just p s y it’s like this
Reminds me no it wouldn’t be no cuz p is two two s’s no p is is one US puss pozy no but this reminds me um when I was on the motorway a few weeks ago [ __ ] how does this connect to [ __ ] Mak sense what you know that that another holiday
Story on you know that creepy bus company that’s got like this large British he kind of looks like Peter Griffin he’s always on the back of this one bus company um you would know it man you would definitely know it uh but one of the one of these buses they’ve like changed their
Branding um and it drove like past I manag to snagger picture it says something like busy Galore yeah that’s right they said busy Galore on the side of this bus bu U SS y I guess I’m trying to do like a James Bond gag and like making it bus themed
Cuz it’s a bus company just completely St uming across busy on the side of a bus it says busy claw no I I like to believe that whoever came up with it was fully aware of busy you they must be everyone’s aware of busy well everyone’s aware of busy but
Not everyone is aware of busy mhm you know everyone knows busy but they don’t necessarily know everyone must know what [ __ ] is everyone knows what well yeah but sure [ __ ] and P exhaust they they can they can like skirt round people saying like you just used busy and
They’ll be like what do you mean we meant busy but what what it means is that they’re going to make way more money law get me on that bus you know yeah was it just a normal bus just nothing out of the ordinary we’re talking about a bus or a coach it must
Be a coach that’s not a bus changes things yeah that’s makes it more conniving it makes you wonder what’s happening inside the coach this coach us see is just going crazy yeah coachy Galore doesn’t Psy busy on the coach iy George artt 3027 so completely understand what
Alex Alex said about playing Destiny and watching something for years I used to play Destiny 1 Fallout 4 Minecraft breath of the wild while watching this very cast I’m a senior at Uni in the US and today I struggle a lot with the Doom scroll it’s not rare for me to skip all
My classes and spend an entire day on Instagram or YouTube on my phone it is a real issue uh go outside tou fresh prin 4933 had another thing on this same note as a genzer I definitely feel the effects of over stimulation in myself when Alex mentioned he would play
Destiny while watching something else I was surprised to hear he thought that went too far because I’ve been doing that for many years on basically any game that’s not something like a Telltale Game in fact I was playing cyber Punk while watching this video on a second monitor when he said it I
Hadn’t really thought about it until now but I usually have a YouTube video on music playing in the background basically the entire time I’m awake guess I’m gooned you are GED I know I think I think this all starts because Destiny is such a ball and game you
Needed something else talking about that that’s the the core thing here is it all starts with Destiny just maybe if you go back in time and never play Destiny you would have this problem I feel like someone else would have snatched it that time I do want to say though this guy
That’s skipping classes stop stop stop drag yourself out of bed drag yourself out of bed and go life isn’t about doing what you want it’s about doing what you need to do yeah go to work and do a 9 five you want to end up you want to end up
Working uh in what’s a bad place to work McDonald’s no that’s no no no no notd they got good pensions um Taco Bell if if you get provided lunch at Taco Bell you’re going to have diarrhea every day five days a week yeah but you become immune to after a while
Surely no just you don’t become immune to it you just stack in your used to it yeah yeah so yeah say you’re going in out of blight time no because some something I notice like if if I spend and I’m sure there have been days where I’ve spent the equivalent amount
Of time like Doom scrolling yeah as watching a movie or having a good session on like a single player game I want to play um or doing something productive like going to the gym which thing are you going to remember are you going to remember a single one of those shorts
Maybe maybe one one extremely funny that’s often the LeBron James crying funny [ __ ] me that’s the that’s the thought process I go to that normally convinces me out of doing it yes like the few times I have like scrolled on YouTube shorts for like enough time to have filled the runtime
Of entire movie or something but isn’t I could have cleaned like the entire house in the time sat here like you could have done so or like even watching a movie is better that’s not like a a productive thing but it you might learn something or have a Time
Value project that you’re engaging you got a story in there there’s there’s lots to engage with I mean unless it’s like that that stuba that’s a good example yeah that’s like an you’re the only person who has that in their memory I totally forgot that stupid I’m never
Going to get with you’ve never even seen it have you no I just noticed the last film Jamie reviewed in my mind must be the most forgettable yeah yeah oh was that the last movie you reviewed on letter box I guess it’s not the last movie I
Rated I don’t think it was every you go you go on your C is on the first ends at stuba yeah a lot of things end at stuba yeah no but it’s isn’t um Doom scrolling different I to me Doom scrolling is like you’re consuming media that is extremely
Depressing [ __ ] about climate change Wass no I I I think it’s just committing too much time to it yeah I never saw it like that I just saw it’s like actually I think they’re both types of Doom scrolling yeah but I think Doom scrolling is like act like exist
Existential Doom climate change it makes you existential though if you spend that much time doing it your brain is like gooned well yeah it’s gooned it’s like what why why why Why move ever yeah and I found out thums it’s like I think it’s 21 days it takes for something to cement
Itself as a pattern so all it takes is you to Doom scroll for less than a month and then it will be just something your brain expects and wants my the way I was falling it’s like uh Sunday mornings especially when it’s like get up at 9:00
And it’s I don’t want to get out bed cuz it’s a laying day and then it’s just like and then it’s like that for an hour and a half I’m getting like a bit uncomfortable in bed and it’s just like why am I doing this [ __ ] that’s mhm I’ve been having like an
Awful trend of my sleep’s just been all all over the place since I’m getting back from Canada um but sometimes like I fall asleep at like 9 or something then wake up at like 4:00 in the morning and then like go on my phone for like a bit I go back to sleep
Terrible yeah that’s yeah that’s terrible sleep you’re just going to be tired all the time yeah not good um that’s the first for me I’ve never really done that but that’s my new experience right now um but if that’s a downo guys I got some I got some news
That is has cheered me up like nothing else um but I suppose first I got to the it does all this it does all link so please bear with me the uh the FNAF movie is out today thank God as of us recording this um I don’t know you guys you’re not keen
Man I but I I want to watch it but we can’t do it tonight we can’t do it tonight um but why this is relevant is because out of the blue almost with this uh serendipitous timing I would say r/ FNAF is back bro he back whoever is in charge of this
They’ve somehow managed to bring back r/ FNAF the infamous subredit and they’ve even changed their description now to we always come back let’s go Banner still the same I I love how Monty it looks on that on that qu got 30,500 members just growing like right it won’t
Stop so those t they still in there if no if that if that somehow gets like more more followers than our channel has subscribers give up yeah just give up there’s one pinned post on it which is just from nine months ago a leaked documentary about the ongoing James lawsuit has s surfaced
Online at the moment it’s just constant streams of like um why are so many people hating on the Movie sure surely some people was anyone else sort of disappointed by the FNAF movie not being I bad I didn’t have um diral contributions to it so I could actually Forge it into what I wanted yeah you yeah you would have done it much different yeah I’d have had Liam n
In there at some point purple guy William niss is so I’m very happy about that and I’m glad I could bring that up um nothing really more to say just that I’m happy about that yeah yeah that’s a Halloween treat that is a Halloween Halloween FR yeah spooky
Halloween scare um but obviously you guys know I’m with the with the help of AI I’m like a rapper now um oh my god um r/j media can uh get us going on this how do you mean r/j media who is that’s their Reddit account no is that you it’s not
That is you howdy Lads on episode 325 titled Donna damage Alex was experimenting with chat gpt’s ability to write raps with mixed results there was a prompt tested involving Billy the black cat living in a frat house with Argie and Paisley in the world of Elden
Ring I’m happy to report that it seems the machine learning capabilities of chat gbt have caught up to the deconstruction of Elder ring law as I’ve tested this prompt and every prompt you guys has tried on that episode and gotten much more detailed results when
It comes to Elder ring La L just thought I’d give it a shout because some of the results were pretty funny Im so I got three wraps to share with you guys okay I got three the first one was um I actually had to try that Elden ring
One I had to generate that one twice cuz I originally prompted write me a humorous rap about a black cat called Billy living in a frat house with Arie the Corgi hely the golden retriever the setting is the world of Elden ring so be sure to sprinkle in some highly specific
Elden ring law what it generated did not have very good law stuff so I made it generate it again in saying good effort but please put in more Elder ring facts and law so this is what we got um yo let me tell you about a cat
Named Billy Olden Rings world it’s wild and willy-nilly [Laughter] Living in a frat house with Ari The Shield bearing Corgi and Paisley the golden retriever also sporty in the lands between where the Elden Rings shattered Billy’s fur is dark as the void it really doesn’t matter they’re throwing parties in Lim grave they reside with eldrich Horrors lurking they won’t run and
Hide it’s a wild world in the realm of Elden ring with black cat Billy Argy and Paisley they swing in the tarnished Quests for grace and poers might they’re the life of the party every day and night oh Ari’s got a great Shield he’s the tank you see involuntary night
Shifts in the dungeon that’s his decree Paisley the G Retriever with arrows she’s she’s Swift drawing her great bow making sure their foes won’t drift now in the Weeping Peninsula the skies are red the cat the Corgi the retriever they’re full of dread but Billy’s a master of stealth Sly and
Sleek she pounces on foes making them anal shriek I’m going to skip the chorus again yeah they Venture into limb grave storm Vil castle and Beyond encountering demigods and creatures strange and fond with eldering shards they Brave the cursed lands in the valley of blades they make their
Stands Billy the cat with Amber eyes are glow she walks on froggy paths we’re we’re tainted Spirits flow she’s more than just a feline she’s a legend in her own right in Elden Ring’s World they party to mour in light and the outro in the realm of elen
Ring where Darkness and Light Collide in a frat house filled with laughter they bask in their stride with lore and Legend their spirits take flight Billy argu and Paisley the heroes of the night I’m just looking at Billy the whole time and she’s a little cutie now
You have to admit it’s better much better yeah than the last time we did this yeah taken steps to improve um still got still got some notes you probably give it yeah well I’m just not a I feel like it could have Nam drop a few more places you know I heard Lim
Grave like nine times like nowhere else so uh after that I was curious what other things I could kind of get in there um this one was write me a rap about Sonic the Hedgehog team teaming up with Danny Phantom to take down the Five Nights at Freddy’s characters the setting is the
Mushroom Kingdom from Mario Jesus right ready yo it’s Sonic the Hedgehog and I’m back in the game teaming up with Danny Phantom ain’t that insane we’re in the Mushroom Kingdom on a mission to reclaim going to take down Five Nights at Freddy’s and they’ll know our name verse two Danny Phantom it’s like
Handing it off I’m Danny Phantom half ghost ready to fight with Sonic by my side we’ll bring the Fright in the Mushroom Kingdom Under The Moonlight we’re going to show those animatronics they’re in for a night oh this is the chorus Sonic and Danny the Dream Team
Supreme in the Mushroom Kingdom it’s a wild scene Five Night at Freddy’s they think they’re mean but they never met a Duo quite as lean okay Freddy Fazbear Bonnie and Chica beware will spin dash through the night no time to spare tals and yeah they’re also here with with the power of
Friendship we’ll conquer that fear back to Danny and Foxy the pirate ain’t got no chance when I’m in a ghost mode I’ll make him dance with our powers combined we’ll advance in this Kingdom we’re going to take our stance it kind of keeps going on like
That do you want more no you want do you want the final one yeah the final I don’t even want that one no this one I specifically made for James I’m not going to tell you the the uh The Prompt though we can end with what the prompt with
Is so this is James’s special rap in the neon lit realm of Neon Genesis Where Angels and Mech Collide creating a mess the characters of the show gathered to discuss a topic of great importance causing a fuss on a racetrack they stood faces all a glow arguing passionately as emotions did
Flow Shinji the pilot with doubt in his eyes said full out newes are highly underrated no lies masato chimed in a beer in her hand Shinji you’re right it’s a vast open land with a rich story and choices Galore it deserve recognition I’m sure of that for sure Asuka Fierce and determined as
Always counted with fervor her fiery gaze Ablaze underrated you say I don’t think it’s great the graphics are outdated and that’s Up For Debate Ray the Enigmatic Soul spoke softly and calm full Out New Vegas has its own unique charm its well building and quests are quite profound but
Calling it underrated well that’s a gray ground Adit the admits the argument on this racetrack domain unit 01 rumbled by shaking the terrain the characters continued to bicker and brawl as the race of opinions continued to enthrall in the world of Ng am amidst the chaos
And strife the debate raged on about new Vegas’s life is it overrated or underrated a gem as the characters raced they’d remember it then what was the stuff about the racetrack Shinji would definitely be a a New Vegas lover guaranteed so the The Prompt was write
Me a WAP about the characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion arguing if Fallout New Vegas is under ated set on a racetrack nice what do you think um I feel like that kind of won you back round you know it did um I just think it’s accurate of of who it picked for
What opinion of neis Evangelion they added in that the movie character though right Mary no oh they didn’t I don’t know the characters that well so wait you got Ray yeah you got auka who’s the one with the beer m masato the one singi lives with oh the purple
Hair yes oh okay masato my bad I’m an Evangelion fan I’m the only one who’s seen it no no no no I’ve seen it just not the last 10 minutes of the last episode well we’ll see you after these 10 minutes of uh the last episode this is the last
Episode hey it’s me Zeus the God my fully endorse the J media merchandise available in the description below yeah they Lally made initiality as lame as possible what the no no what’s your [ __ ] problem I’m still standing a James just watched Treasure Planet so he’s feeling emotional yeah it’s not in
Treasure good film which one is which one’s Treasure Planet the one with a Treasure Planet is that one boat no that’s Atlantis no there is one with a boat no that’s Atlantis no that’s a submarine yeah a boat is the underwater submarine a boat is the underwater submarine excuse me clip
That did you guys hear that clip that that I’ve noticed the way I say sees is very irritating say it I I often place it like so you’re going to CES Castle say sheer Kaiser wait which word do you saying no but it’s Kaiser it’s you’re saying
Caesar C’s or no C is in like clip clip I’ll like go clip clip I like I place it like the letter I see I see I thought you I thought you were saying the word like seize seiz a i seiz that land oh see I thought you meant like o like the
Sea that’s why I was starting to get I was starting no the letter c scared see say clip that clip that hey chat clip that clip clip that hey chat clip that will you why don’t we just become streamers I already am you literally get paid to to read our
Message is Cen aners he doesn’t stream anymore idiot maybe if uh Aderall was legal in this country yeah oh my God guys craziness in Bound oo ice cream speaking of streamers though we’ve got a big guest coming up on the next episode um on the subject of this if you were a
Streamer what game would you play what would be the game you commit to to get money no you would be a league player oh Alex is the most like of your league player yeah why I never played one of them three lane games you have every
First person shooter is a fre Lane game yeah every Halo game is a fre Lane game no man okay name one Halo map ice rink what do they call what do they call like what is League of like what is the game well it’s it’s free Lane game but
Like what do they call they have a name mm o RPG that’s no Call of Duty no it’s aena Call of Duty Black Ops is it ba Call of Duty Black Ops m Call of Duty black m m o RPG let me just get let me go clip that
For you it’s LGBT isn’t it a brand new LGBT Call of Duty Black Ops what do they call them an M it’s I’m battle arena yeah Call of Duty OB no one calls them obr what do they what do people does Arena start with our Alex online balena O A no one
Calls them no one calls them that yeah they do do do you want to hop on League a bit of obber no it’s called LOL Call of Duty Black Ops League of Legends people what is the actual term for those stupid games what you mean I literally just just said it online
Battle arena no one calls them that what what what then online battle arena Call of Duty Black Ops be out of song I want to play League of ledge it is sick with the characters and the three lanes to be strategic yeah cuz do is one as well Mo
MOA that is it yeah guess what that means multiplayer online battle arena yeah but that’s what people call them mo yeah multiplayer no but come on online Bina and multiplayer online blea the same [ __ ] thing I do they’re M I call them obas I call them get on your Oba I call them
Gino get on the Oba you would be a league player have you have you heard the new um DJ khed song Get on the Oba Guess What DJ Khaled said in the latest something about cappuccinos no you know his classic quote and like the name of his song or
Alum did yeah God did they didn’t believe in US god dude in his latest song he goes they didn’t believe in US juice world did he’s a master yeah I reckon James would be a Counter Strike no I I’d be a Copler streamer you
Would be a Copler I would just be a cop he’d be was in yeah you would be a destiny law streamer sorry but no he’d be Halo streamer I do Minecraft or roadblocks probably roadblocks life is Roadblocks yeah um Jamie what would I be then you’d be really valerant
Yeah how how how you have the most valerant Vibes how biggest tits you were just complaining about the size of your titties yeah I’ve complained to everyone about the size of my tits now my titties are too big and my ass is not fat enough I I would be a New Vegas stream
Though I would absolutely Stream New Vegas I haven’t done a New Vegas playthrough in actual years I’m so Excited I’ll tell you what we haven’t done in years the Reddit questions segment head over to us/ FNAF to ask your questions now yeah finally it works yes I love when a h link comes around I love it when a plan comes I I love that after the last episode people
Did send in a few pictures of the the John various items like the CRT TV and the like the old school M that was I love that there someone sent a picture of them watching jar on a Nintendo DS really good need more we need more we need a compilation of every techn
Technological device PL watching J media yeah all the normal episode yeah well uh obvious humor actually no we’re not going to do that one going do this one sir quintis sir Quint not sure how up to date you boy are with Minecraft these days but the recent mob
Vote from a couple weeks ago received a lot of negative feedback this made me think how many squares of cheese till you get to your 22 film baby have not seen all the pictures have you not seen have you not seen all the propaganda what what have you heard about this G
Yeah I have James know squares of cheese no about the Minecraft mob vote forget about that bit the Minecraft mob vote no I can’t get past the cheese I want to talk about the Minecraft mob vote why did you just like [ __ ] gear shift into that [ __ ] no
Come now let’s talk about the cheese ask away it was it was this person they didn’t say that yeah it was Sir quintis no it wasn’t stop trying to blame on him and if you you can’t a square of cheese do you mean a cube well if you looked at it perfectly
From the front the back or the side or the top then it would look like a square what about the bottom you could see the bottom unless it was like seethrough like those annoying videos where they feed wagy beef to cats you know what the f
Dude what Alice is going off on one yeah the you’ve you’ve got Doom scrolling issues at the yeah um no I don’t pay attention to Minecraft because I’m a 26y old man with multiple groans yeah what gr are they one of them is mining in minecra yeah I’m trying to get the world
Record for the most Cobblestone mind so what is going on right like I don’t know who cares um there was a vote moang okay so Mo Mojang um do [ __ ] nothing they developer who do nothing so they were like um we can only add one mob and then the fans like no add
[ __ ] all of them and then they started making communist propaganda yeah that’s the funny part right yeah Minecraft players go full propaganda mode as petition demanding the end of the mob vote draws 300,000 signatures in just a few days um so I was enjoying this like propaganda they’ve put together united
We bargain divided we beg those are the three new Mobs they got to vote for yep very cool very nice got an armadillo you got a crab and you got a penguin personally I’m torn between the Penguin and the crab no I want all of
Them all of them that’s a point Alex all of them how how does them adding any of those three or none of them change anything there’s content bro it’s not content they’re being a penguin that does nothing no they do do things though like for example the crab makes it so
Your range is elongated no well no no they’re mobs that’s not the game that’s like adding a new gunning Cod I’d say that’s changing the game it’s not changing the game then they’re mobs they’re little creatures that occupy the world yeah but like when they added bees it wasn’t like oh [ __ ]
They’ve added bees I’m going to hop on now and like play for 300 hours it’s like I don’t think bees being present really like adds or takes away anything well I like the penguin it’s fundamentally the same experience yeah what are you trying to say I’m trying to
Say add add like hundreds of content no add like a leveling system like it does have a leveling system it does it XP and stuff leave all that alone like no what they need do adds adds Glocks add another dimension already done that no another dimension you already done that no
Another dimension they can’t just keep adding Dimensions no but they that content like [ __ ] you and the Ice King no n I’m not being taken seriously so I’m just going to stop we must not fight one another no you’re saying silly things yeah trying to talk about fun
Penguins because like the the last time I remember playing it was it was after this like underwater update where where they added all this underwater stuff and doing it was [ __ ] miserable it sucked it was terrible I hated it but but it was like this is kind of like a
Mission you know I found this thing and it’s a challenge and even though it feels poorly it’s a poorly designed challenge at least they’ve added this like Mission you know I want stuff like that I want to be able to like go on a they need to add a Hitman a Hitman
System where you take jobs to K religious and got whack be more and you plant bombs in their Villages like terrorist acts across the Minecraft villages yeah you become a bomber yeah yeah uni bomber in Minecraft like it’s all set up for it like you’ve got a
House out in the woods you f for yourself un bom I think what they need to add is like corporations they need to add dialog trees like skyscrapers like you know Horizon zero dawn i’ like the the villages with like you can see every pore on their face and
Like just ridiculous detail but they look they move like Monsters yeah freaky like all or none not just one boycott the mob vote I agree or just vote for the penguin one are you dumb ass I mean I I would vote for the penguin yes thank you
Crab no crabs are tastier than Penguins how would you know I me both do you get what I’m saying though no it would get me hyped if they were like all right new endgame level type [ __ ] no you wouldn’t I’d get hyped if they were like here’s three new animals
One is a penguin one’s an armadillo one’s a crab oh my God you wouldn’t play anyway if they add did a new endgame boss guess what I’m saying you’re just trying to you’re being the uh being pedantic yeah I’d hop on Minecraft right away if they were sort of like Thanos
Minecraft back yeah if if if they had like a a sort of Avengers level threat you know got Minecraft season 1 yeah that’s what I want then I’ll be playing every day I got to fill that battle pass fortnite battle pass what we need we need a return of on whe
Tournament I think I think we should invest in making an engine try and sell it what would we call it simp the cream engine it’s just like really good at rendering cream yeah cream physics so just can’t do any liquids other than cream so what it would be it’ basically
Be a censored porn game engine yeah it’ be huge in Japan you’d be huge in China as well yeah and I don’t know about you guys but I’d I’d sell it instantly have your cream engine I don’t care you know even if you make you know you flip it
For 500 million you know get come on we sold it for 10 million why don’t we have why don’t we make a a joint venture that makes us money we have the capital to invest in in in doing that so why don’t we why what what we make something what
Look at the market see what’s not there we just start like a factory just IDE we make we make a factory then the moment there’s another like you know Global pandemic we just make face masks and we make load of money I like uh James’s idea of just
Like you have your HQ your building your office and you just start invoicing companies for like random [ __ ] Security Services yeah like remember yeah I cleaned the whole office building like where’s my P you know you yeah that’s basically what um these companies like black rock or whatever they just like own everything
Now you do the Wagner tactic and you have so many fake companies everywhere doing it for every single industry you’re just funneling money up to the top it on my PC or we just start buying land we buy all the land in our town so when they become mega cities we can sell
It all for Millions yeah or we find a strip in the UK that’s there’s no no strip left bro we we’ll find it Coast to Coast we build our own City Our Own Line City why can’t we be more obsessed with less of mega cities where are the tiny
Cities yeah they’re called towns we live in one I’m talking tiny what like One S because that’s becoming a thing isn’t it like vertical cities or vertical towns yeah they just laid out see them from one dimension surely it would be two Dimensions we literally live in three
Dimensions no you’re not seeing the vision I’m seeing well it doesn’t make sense you said a 2d city that you can only see from one dimension yeah exactly you stood there and you’re like wow this City’s crazy and then you take one step to the side
Oh that means if it was one dimension that means if you crouched as well You’ you’d stop seeing it it’s on one level but how could you exist there how could anything be there how could you exist you’d have to be 2D yourself some procedure you could sell I don’t
Know brain chip 2D chip Make Me 2 2D for real this time I think you’re you’re thinking too far out the box no I’m thinking in the Box governments have figured out worldwide they can make all cities 2D and save heaps of space well Al Alex what’s your opinion on the
Line yeah let’s build our own line I think we’re too obsessed with lines unless we go really crazy put like big big balloons under the UK and just lift the island up start flying around yeah Colombia see I think I know I think we need to have triangle cities pyramids yeah pyramides imagine
How good the transport would be when the city is a pyramid it can literally be a pyramid but also a pyramid but too sharp though here’s an idea instead of instead of trains being on the ground have them Elevate way up battle bur style really precarious like as they’re
Moving like all the wires like yeah and you got a launch out really scary [ __ ] you got to launch out and like choose your destination oh I think I’m going [Laughter] yeah just for like basic necessities you have to do this like crazy trip like all this excitement risk your life the lad
The um slide City everywhere’s a slide yeah but the economy will be funded by videos of like live streams of people wearing GoPros being paid for their crazy airdrops trick yeah like through the Tesco Windows into what a live it’s just a live leak Society then we’re already in [Laughter]
One uh DH does stuff as a one I do know that’s going to make me angry but dear jar what happened to the food rotor last time it was heard of was episode 251 Second Wind in which it had been abolished has it come back will it come back how
Are the members coping with James’s Anarchist that’s almost 100 episodes ago wow it’s not man just yesterday the rotor was here with us so we need to talk about this okay yeah we need to talk about this Alex has ruined it because Alex Alex has gone from
Oh being anti [ __ ] food Ro having complete apathy where he doesn’t have any opinion about ever if you’re like Alex what would you like to would you fancy what do you have a craving for Al like I’m just going to eat three bags of gummy worms we went to a lovely Italian
Today we went to Divine yeah we we had like pizzas we had some Su up cheese Alex was just like he had nothing because he ate two two entire bags of no no I was I didn’t think it was a whole dinner situation we were going into
Right now no why why you it was like yeah yeah let’s go at 6:00 and have a couple drinks yeah that was that was the original plan and I was walking up there and you called me and it was like everybody’s getting pizza not me and I
Was like oh um but no well then I’m getting pizza but also no but Alex is extremely apathetic with choosing food Alex doesn’t ever have an opinion yeah why would I that that causes issues is worse than me at my worst no not true no no no no that’s
Rich that is rich it’s not rich how much couple Millie that’s how [ __ ] Rich we’re talking Jim you agree with me that Alex’s apathy don’t doesn’t help c m in the B uh I don’t know it depends some it helps if I know what I want I will
Always never choose what I want because I put other people above me no that’s a [ __ ] fast that you’re lying to yourself no no yes you are okay no cuz [ __ ] eggy bre bread is not a [ __ ] meal um it’s not a meal um first off it
Is a meal secondly we haven’t suggested eggy bread in years yeah next week eggy bread locked in no [ __ ] off get go suck suck suck that egg from Between the Bread yeah suck the egg out of the bread you should like it yeah you love egg you
Love bread it’s French you love French yeah you love the French you come around on them for some reason how I don’t know you’re the one who was like I love French stuff cuz I have a French car don’t anymore so you’re allowed to hate them again well yeah they they’ve been
Investing our beds can you agree now what the Rena are [ __ ] and you should Ren [ __ ] dog [ __ ] wow that’s all it takes listen that got such like Biers remorse no no not at all that car was perfect it for the amount I abused that car perfect never went wrong and I got
It cheap and I made a 40 loss over the year of owning it which is amazing here’s the thing R either dog [ __ ] or they are some of the best driving cars that you can buy there’s a reason every single Wast track is always attended by weno cleos they are amazing just don’t
Buy the [ __ ] one that is a slow engine no no I I haven’t got beef of Renos I always have a soft for them I do yeah I do because you just [ __ ] switched on a dime yeah what you mean oh Rena Rena look at that Renault and then
And then you’re like guys buying a Renault they’re actually pretty pretty [ __ ] decent really they are they they are like they are pretty decent that what I’m saying is that was never The Narrative before you bought one no I don’t like all those narratives changing no the narratives doesn’t change I
Always have Nar did change no not at all it it’s not like it won you over it’s not like you like it no it won me over narrative like the narrative is so so convoluted they’ve had to reboot that [ __ ] you know yeah this is like this is
Like the Witch and Netflix show season 4 no no yeah with Larry herb from Xbox Live playing I would take that over whoever it is yes Liam Hemsworth [ __ ] that guy he he Major Nelson [Laughter] is ger that would be kind of fire yeah at
Least get him in there as VZ you know what I’m saying let me read this from Clara Bellum Rabe RAB Lads what I’ve recently found out that a bit of a current discourse Topic in the car dealership circles is that of AI imagery besides using the Photoshop back ground filler
Mentioned in one of the Cs some dealers are looking into using AI generated images as placeholders for used car listings on their websites at least until they can take actual physical photos and upload them being a Doomer and an artist I’ve my own mixed feelings about AI but I can see the seller’s
Perspective customers are more likely to click on a product with images attached rather than one without which means the car could sell faster insert band words starting with M and finishing with arketing as far as We Know as long as they’re labeled as AI imagery there probably wouldn’t be any legal
Repercussions on the other hand if this becomes widespread and deem legal obviously opens up a whole slippery slope about scams in the online shopping space I mean Amazon has become a staple of a lot of people’s lives since lockdown and it has piss poor consumer protection soon it could just evolve
Into a nightmare of AI generated non-existent products whose sellers disappear into the night after Cashing Out not much of a question I guess just a weird topic and a reminder that we live in a society so please triple check everything before you click on complete purchase yes yeah you’ve got at the end
Of the day you’ve got to protect yourself and it’s a it’s a common thing in any car circle on Facebook is just like scams are rampant it doesn’t it doesn’t even have to take some they will literally just take a picture of your car on the side of the road and try to
Scam some with it you’ve got to protect yourself but with flight marketing and AI generated no car advert is real all of them are in Unreal Engine yeah so they’re selling you they’re selling you the concept of a car when it’s not even anything real it’s all from unre engine
Like the whole reality of cars is just completely gone now it’s all fake because it’s significantly cheaper they’re only starting to charge like Disney and whatnot for using Unreal Engine for um big movie and TV Productions Mando yeah cuz it’s just so much cheaper to just put like environments together and unreal and
Just project it yeah it’s pretty cool but um yeah with cars I don’t think I would ever buy a car that I’ve not seen yeah yeah in front of my human eyes’ be like deposit scams though and stuff like that though would’t they cuz people are like you
Know they see a car they really want it’s to the right price people are willing to like put a bit down to try and reserve it I mean I wouldn’t yeah I only ever do deposits like you don’t if someone is that hungry for your deposit when you’re trying to
View it you know that’s a con cuz if people are trying to sell something yeah it’s like I’ll put a deposit down after I’ve seen it I’m not buying it that day yeah and in that case in that case normally most of the time you you’ve
Gone to the house mhm and then even if they give you these weird details you can instantly look at it and be like yeah that’s a con yeah you’re being sassy backer yeah just look at like be really kind of analytical with what they the information they’re giv you cuz most
Of the time it’s just car yeah because cars for what they are really expensive overpriced extremely overpriced way overpriced extreme extremely overed it’s like when I sold the wo the person was was H um haggling with me before they’ve even seen it and it’s just like you
Haven’t looked at it why are you telling me you’ll buy it for this so I agreed to sell of it and they didn’t even see it so like this who does this so weird people are so weird of it yeah is there something like I feel like every Marketplace is full of
Scammers and AI is just like another tool for them to implement yeah you know it just uh further cement slope when when online you’re never going to know what you’re looking at is real it’s like yeah if you could you just generate like perfect condition shiny Charizard
Card yeah I don’t see why not and then yeah like just have multiple angles of it put it on an eBay listing whoever comes up with like AI that detects AI so what do you thing I’m pretty sure yeah they’re they’re like already working on it but
It’s it’s kind of a a step behind yeah so that can catch up yeah yeah like I guess plateaus at certain point I will just say it’s it’s the thing if it looks like it’s too good to be true yeah yeah that’s just a good rule
In general I still on the car Goose people like I just put a daer down on this car that was 10K under price will are you’ve been scammed yeah [ __ ] wonder why it’s like the reason our dad doesn’t use like eBay or PayPal anymore yeah he
Was like he thought he bought like a like a really good PC for like 199p off eBay was like yeah I got steel and then what arrives in the post is just like the manual for like a PC he’s like been scammed I’m never going to use PayPal ever
Again that just looks like a [ __ ] up on his F just be careful you can definitely be too good to be true you know like that Sandy cell but don’t don’t don’t ask me about that same logic for auctions in Japan the logic is out the window in
That way is I’m like even more of like a vulnerable person you got to translate it as well there’s loads of scams for that no especially for Americans who want to get Japanese cars the scamming in there is insane the scammers will literally buy like a rusty car in Japan for like 30k
Cover it with black paint sell it in Japan sell it in America for 150k they’re making 100K plus profit by scamming [ __ ] idiot Americans so stop trying to buy Wy Japanese crap they got some crazy businesses over there man I swear most of the cons come from America like Shane building their normal
Society though isn’t it yeah every aspect of it I guess it’s monetized so um let’s end on this one from GG noodles 1 hello J writing from somewhere that isn’t the UK or the USA for the sake of anonymity why tell us that you’re not from these countries if you’re what
They’ve done by by doing that thinking they’re so smart they’ve made this this question impossible to answer if they said like what country at least we could give some context question out the question is this just wanted to input on my dilemma wanted your input on my
Dilemma so I work as an independent at an independent video rental store similar to Blockbuster and we at most make around $50 per week and I was just I was just wondering is there any way J could let me know how we are still open
For context I get paid 25 an hour and work more than 2 hours every week there are also multiple emplo what the [ __ ] is that’s that’s money laundering no but how there needs to be like money going through yeah it can be through the books from drugs that’s how they money launder
Money comes in the drug money comes in they clean it through the rental store yeah and then they get but nothing’s how’s it being cleaned they fake it they fake transactions yeah through the through the the legal business oh this person really wanted the chronical 2 for a few
Hours I know cuz they’ll say like rental services why you through the roof why are you being paid $25 C pound for 2 hours they they specify work more than two hours every week because 25 * 2 is 50 and they bring in $50 a
Week but the whole shop makes $50 a week yeah that’s that’s money laundering that’s literally money you’re involved in a criminal Enterprise leave yeah cuz if the police knock down not W raid that place you’re probably going to get arrested well no not if you don’t know so they’re still in
Dollars so it could be Australia yeah Australian dollar Australia but like that’s that’s even less 50 Australian dollars that’s nothing that’s like 101050 I mean that would make sense wage wise for working in a video rent to shop yeah so many weird things so many weird
Things about this question I yeah I just think that’s it’s a criminal it’s a criminal ire first off like you’re not doxing yourself by saying the country you live in we can literally find out cuz we know all the country people do who view our car we can literally work
It out yeah and we can doxs you in half a second and and you got you can literally use the countries that use dollar well I mean they might have done that as a switch or un it they could have but I think they’re too dumb for that so if mentioning that if
Mentioning that is not enough already then the job they’re working at is an independent video rental store something that I haven’t seen one of those in forever like 20 years if it’s independent too definitely money laundering there’s no way around and you know doesn’t don’t Hong Kong use a
Dollar makes sense lot of places use the dollar and then the numbers coming out and it’s just like what what do you mean video rental would make sense $50 per week 25 an hour uh but they only work for two hours a week they said they work
More than two but why would they specify that it’s such like they specified that because if if they didn’t then it would suggest that they could break even if he worked 1 hour a week then they’re making £ 25 profit so like where what is going wrong here have they like
You’re not considering all the stock they use and the things they have to buy to on the store rent energy no that is it’s is there there’s no way around yeah how much is the rent is the rent $25 or is it $25.50 but yeah no this is crime there’s
Like no way to make it make sense really yeah besides crime cuz if it was like $50 a week but it’s like somewhere where you get paid like a dollar a week yeah yeah you know what I’m saying yeah no it’s crime it’s crime you say money laundering I say more likely human
Trafficking is crime that is a crime really yeah oh I didn’t say it’s not a crime it wouldn’t be human trafficking why not it’ probably be arms dealing human arms trafficking all of the traffing human arms all of the above yeah human arms holding guns so which arm do you get yeah it’s
Kind of like a little surprise you it’s a loot box you go in for an arm you might get one I got another arm busy Christ BFC do you think Jesus Christ got hella clunge he got hella busy people were lining up just to eat
His ass yeah i’ eat his ass he was the busy he was the Crusty he was the original busy yeah I can imagine that he goes to like the edge of the water and like crawls just a little bit and then people will like make a line and eat his
Ass while he’s like so that’s what that’s what his disciples were like to prove that he is you know BFC yeah to prove he’s you know he’s showing that he can walk on water and he’s like look I’m just going to crawl so it’s a bit more
Comy oh that’s not walking is it yeah he would take a few steps and be like eh then bendo stick his ass in the then the line will form what a miracle Jesus do your best Jesus Christ impression I don’t know a single quote from Jesus Christ the last I’ve got a
Good and the first she’ll be last of Jesus Christ gone Hey where’s the nearest place I can flip this ethereum no sure so surely for for um equality sake you need to do a [ __ ] gr Yeah
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