What’s your name Jacob okay let me go check the list Uh you’re still here yeah Jacob I’m so sorry I checked the list can you please get the back yeah I checked the list you’re not on it okay Jacob yeah this is the 80 pie Christmas party and you have to have gotten rebanded yeah I don’t see your wristband no that’s the
Wristband for the bar that’s not the wristband for here yeah you had to come by to the house before no this is not the sorority house no you had to go to the sorority house in Sorority row to get the wristband it’s not just like a
Free open invite party oh are you in a frat okay I’ve never heard of that one oh my God guys he’s still here yeah Jacob I don’t know can you please get off of our property yeah I don’t know what you’re doing here I told you you
Don’t have a wristband you can ask Santa for a wrist at the end but you clearly don’t know anyone in the sorority I’m actually about to call my boyfriend and he’s gonna come beat your ass in 10 seconds if you don’t get off of the premises he’s he’s not leaving the party yeah
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