Hey hey I need to have sex with you right now uh okay I I have to study yeah this is nice this is very nice mr. drew oh I really can’t do this why what’s wrong I can’t do this what’s going on i don’t think i can tell you we’re gonna
Be in a relationship you have to feel like you can tell me staff we’re in a relationship lee just tell me what’s going on okay the other night i am way too much to drink right it’s all I wake up the next morning and then there’s
Some money lying in bed next to me you hooked up with another girl it was Abdul are you telling me that you had sex with Abdul no I didn’t say that okay it’s just that when we’re making out I just keep thinking about Abdul no it not not
In like some sexual way but just in ways just freaking me out you’re not the only one is freaked out right now seriously I’m really freaking out right now mr. do we have been doing this for an hour how much longer do we have to do this I
Can’t feel my vagina yeah are you two ladies ready to quit no never we are in it to win it yep I thought you guys could in hays your pledget normally we don’t but we have a couple of members that don’t belong and because of them you all have to suffer because they’re
Too stubborn and too senile to take a hint Oh bully us nope bark like a dog all of you do it now thank you thank you thanks for the dedication the passion I really enjoy that sample theta now look I’ve got less than 24 hours till I have
To make the decision of which one of you ladies will be joining the Alpha Beta Sorority tomorrow night’s performance is extremely crucial once our lady business thaws out we are gonna have a spectacular performance that’s right you better watch out cuz we are gonna blow your black minds
You really move now what am I supposed to do I can’t live here man some things went crazy yeah no kidding hmm what’s that from nothing is when we went to the monster truck rally ah we got vase dead man oh sure it was awesome I’ve never
Been to a monster trap you don’t have that in here oh no I mean you’re going crazy in those gears ah that was there last night that you and me both hook up with the gear at the same time they’re only night but it was a good night hey
You guys I have the best news okay all right I know what happened to you guys that night you know I passed out after the party and Joan and Barry put me to bed well that’s kind of what happened to you right Phoebe okay here’s the deal it
True you were so drunk that you took off your pants and peed off the roof Abdullah you were so drunk that you threw up all over yourself in the bathroom wine including throwing up on a couple of girls then you took off your clothes and continued hitting on them
Then you guys were playing like slip and slide in your own vomit marni passed out in your bed Abdul so the twins and I peeled off the rest your disgusting clothing and through you and Drew’s bed it was foul we were passed out even pass out you were just passed up if you’re
Not gay we better just pass out just past they didn’t do anything you’re just past now my day we didn’t do is I’m still betting they’re completely gay for each other baby look sometimes I feel like a motherless child a long way from home here I stand a
Strong black woman sisterhood aah alarm isn’t it yes all right up next um give up for a bearing job thank you Wow here we are happy to be here what a week it’s been a little tricky yeah we’ve had a hard time some missteps some tricky tasks hot pledge sisters mm-hmm huh
Girls we did it oh yes baby and we want to say that we hope that we have made some friends although we’re not sure but we have learned so much about your culture I think we’re all very much the same hmm we’re all sisters we really
Feel like we’ve come a long way so thank you thank you for that and we know what you like we know what you love so we’re gonna make you laugh yep cuz you love the comedy okay here it comes hmm hey how come it’s so hard to keep a black
Daddy around the children same anywhere Pappy be ooh he be in the back room but he’s not really mm-hmm he’d be at the police station or he be at the airport selling watches mm-hmm he’d be fabricating lies somewhere he’d be murdering his buddy mm-hmm he’s in prison breaking rocks or he’s just
Shooting hoops yeah what what about skinny white Oh them skinny white I like some junk in the trunk Oh make me want to smack it Oh smack that booty boom jump big thick junk Oh big big I’ll take a bite out of your sweet behind hold it oh ok
Hold the dome who dad oh come on you guys we know you think this is funny the black comedian we saw doing this stuff totally got big laughs I’m surprised you guys and this is it verbatim so his act come on that feel like on my list I’ll
No way from home I just can’t believe they wouldn’t let us finish our routine well I’m glad we didn’t get into that sorority after all we were too uptight for us you’re right I just can’t believe that you guys even think that you would have gotten into that sorority I mean
Everything you have done so far and said is so offensive and look what you have on your heads I’m serious you really you know what you should put a letter in the school newspaper apologizing to the entire African American community that’s going over a word you don’t get it we’re
Making big sweeping generalization and you know what we need people that can hang with us that’s the difference and we were just fitting in and they were threatened no hi boys is you ready to go oh yeah no doubt let’s make a heaven do you mind holding my purse no question
Babe thank you gonna grab my purse damn you like my job love your junk let’s go eat eating greens and cornbread bet please take my pillow off of your chunk no no I have to cover
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