Hello everyone welcome to OTV podcast episode 40 that was right right is that the take you want to go with is that what I’m supposed to say guys we should do one word introduction okay no not no not no no no please please please please please please
Please please please okay oh like that okay okay hello welcome to the OTV podcast episode 40 today we are going to talk about fun things such as party and that’s how we’re going to kick things out parties party party stories party stories so we just had twitchcon while came back from twitchcon
We’re all very sick I’m sick me oh I’m super sick does you have a mask no if you wear a mask people can’t hear you yes they can it’s a very thin like no no yes they can do you have a mask we do not have a mask actually I just checked
Amanda do we have a mask pass my sickness it makes you feel better I don’t know man yeah we uh we’re all back from twitchcon I’m back from Taiwan and it’s good to be back uh is it it is it is I spend a long time away and I’m very
Happy to be back in America absence makes the heart grow ther I do like you more now me too oh because I was away for so long yeah okay did I before was like toast whatever now I’m like oh toast maybe I should go away from thank you to one of our favorite
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Link in the description below and code offline TV for $5 off your first box uh yeah we went to twitchcon this week and that was one of my least busiest twitchcon cuz I said no to a lot of stuff but I Also drank a lot so I can’t remember much of the week I you got wasted that was the most drunk I’ve ever seen you I was so drunk you were also incredibly Dr I was that was like the most drunk I’ve been in a really long time pleasantly so
I got no hangovers I just talked to a bunch of people yeah was good good vibes yeah there’s usually nothing to do at twitchcon I always feel bad for people that show up to twitchcon expecting twitch con itself to be super oh but this it was like an actual con like
There were booths and stuff right there’s always booths there’s always booths oh I mean like um I don’t know YouTube ow thank you for all of that but normally it’s just uh like booth for like peripheral companies and random sponsors and you check it out and it’s like here here’s a
Sticker um so there wasn’t too much to do at previous twitch cons but this time I was at Vegas so if you didn’t like twitchcon you can just go gamble and get drunk don’t like gambling I did like that like you could party like there was some good parties
Yeah I also did said a lot like I said no to a lot of things so this was my least busy twitch conon but I’m like relieved from it usually I come home from twitchcon I had to like recover for like a week but now I’m like okay
Chilling yeah it was just a fun weekend like chill I like it too yeah met a lot of you know people you see online always nice to see them we had the OTV party that we did with DOI and gabana I knew he was going to say it with some kind of
Like tone I just no I’m just saying its name yeah we had a party with do and gabana and offline TV and offline TV and Razer and do and gabana we already established that part do do you guys know what doce gabana is good okay yeah it’s a luxury brand right it
Is I I think they sell like oh wait I I’m concerned that you don’t know I know it from was that Fergy they got me SP okay yeah yeah yeah did you know I did a cover of that when I was 20 years old where is how old are
You now that’s like 10 years ago I no actually 11 but I can’t wait for this this is you keep talking so so sorry just keep talking I need L’s about to pull up her is this Fergalicious Fergalicious right Fergalicious cover from 11 years ago this is when you were first starting
Out in your in your YouTube career right yeah and I did like random covers and stuff so you you guys should keep talking though cuz I I need to log into to my oh is it like is it like hidden somewhere yeah it’s hidden somewhere oh I found it oh oh
Yeah oh I I actually cannot wait hold it up against the mic this is really cringe guys it’s 10 years ago I can’t believe I can’t do this actually no no no at least one [Laughter] line I told you it’s C no I thoroughly enjoy that can we play that at our
Halloween party please please wait this was so popular like it was such a good song yeah I mean it is so I wanted to cover it but that’s why I I know do Ching gabana cuz from 10 years ago you covered this so now how it all comes together right yeah you were
Saying about it and now you’re working with them so they’re like a luxury brand right yeah I know that much I know their logo yes we should have played that at the club have play funny actually but I like Jody’s idea we should play at a Halloween part yeah that’s so cringe I
Like it don’t tell them it’s me no we’ll just play some random YouTuber girl we should also add Michael’s dream song parody that he’s made that is not publicly available he also he also has like Minecraft parodies I think okay we’re going to I I have control of the
Playlist you send those to me I’ll add oh yeah we should we should play like people’s songs like that are really I mean cringe yeah so we had that party and it was really stressful because we were responsible for inviting all the attendees so doing gabana and Razer was
Like Hey we’re going to rent out the club we’re going to have Maddie on and what you guys need to do is just get all the cool people there and like we sent out as much invites as we could and then like 2 days before we still had 500
Spots to fill and we just sent yeah I I thought it was like already filled at that time but then they’re like oh we still have more spots I’m like oh I think I went on the offline TV Twitter account and someone was like can I bring
10 friends and I’m like yeah did you see that that was me that was you cuz I thought we needed spots to fill so I was like oh my God what if it’s like empty and no one comes cuz we ended up having too many people I I did somehow we ended
Up with too many people I do you think the link was spread around link was spread around and then like people were messaging and I’m like I don’t know what to do anymore it’s like full now I don’t know what to do yeah it was a good party I got very
Drunk I had to throw up oh really I went to the bathroom but I was so like you know sometimes when you drink alcohol you have a lot of Courage but I was so courageous that I felt comfortable throwing up cuz normally I would try and
Fight it and I didn’t fight it that’s such an interesting perspective I was Brave to throw up go throwing up is very uncomfortable huh well yeah you just do it though you know yeah it’s funny the last time I was on this podcast we talked about throwing
Up talked about partying and throwing up um and how like I yeah I’m I’m similar to you I’m like okay I got a puke I’ll puke whatever I’m like fine better after Syd calls it a pretty puke um but apparently that’s what I do and Sydney’s
Not she’s like volatile it comes out her nose and like she like projectile vomits are you like that I am like that okay cool this I that I understand then I think I puke like you yeah we’re pretty pukers but the last time I did I did
That was when I had like can I don’t I don’t know if vodka can go bad but like Selena and I were like we found vodka and one a fridge some other house party it was covered with a yes so I’m like oh Seline let’s take a shot out of this
Unnamed vodka bottle and she’s like yeah let’s go so we took a shot we were both projectile vom no I’ve never felt such violent vom I’ve never had that like it was like this force it was like like how do you describe it just a really strong force
It was like if I vomited here it would have reached that wall I swear to God that force was insane I’m like that scared me off of vodka for a while but yeah we were both like on the toilet I remember you coming home being like I
Yeah I just like puked in the bathroom or something and we had this exact same it was really bad so I was like wondering can vodka go bad CU it was just us that projectile vomit anyway vomiting o vomiting jucks Chucks a beans ah beans I started saying that cuz
Michael say it not instead of saying like ah or beans like that it’s like PG you know beans beans does he ever pick up anything from you yeah cuz you seem to like pick up all the things from M cuz he he’s full of bangers he is yes it’s very funny I
Think but um does he I don’t know I don’t know does he have you guys noticed anything by any chance um anything from me I have quirks too guys I mean I pick up some things from you what do you pick up from me but those are just things you picked up from
Michael wait a minute what have you what have you picked up from me um beans [Laughter] beans that’s it’s okay it’s funny myuss is keeping me from W that’s such a good excuse you can’t rely on that excuse for the rest of your life no no I would too
There was one thing I swear that no not you’re making it do you guys have catchphrases or like things you say all the time that you know of oh um I I do have one when I play valerant and I like use all my ability and try my
Best and I say oh that’s all I can do he says that a lot you do that all the time but the thing is he does it like every round I swear to God he well that’s all I can do I just watched you yesterday he
Did it yesterday and you did it there something I have noticed it’s usually when I’m doing 90% of the work oh yeah right and then like we don’t win I just say that’s all I can do sometimes it’s like I’m like mollied off smoked off can’t go in then I’ll hear him yelling
Lily what were you doing and then he like that’s all I can do what do you mean what about you guys you guys got catchphrases catras um one that I know only because of streaming is I often say you know I’ll be like you know yeah you do that I
Do that all the time but I didn’t know that until somebody told me on my stream and then one I am very very aware of is I say cheers a lot it’s like my way to close out a sentence when I’m done talking to you cuz like it’s like you
Know they kind of like like we’re to see each other in the kitchen and it’s like okay the conversation’s done I’m like cheers and then I’ll leave because I don’t know what else to say okay or like if I’m talking to people at twitch con I’m like oh this is
We’re wrapping this up all right cheers bye but we’re not cheersing at all I don’t know I just I just say it as a peace I think it’s a cute catch face cheers how about you cheers beans she steal cheers a beans that’s my catchphrase lately I’ve been saying that a lot a
Beans um what is my cat I forgot I say that a lot that’s not not really a catch yeah that’s more of like a personality trait yeah I don’t remember that’s similar along the lines of a personality I slept I overslept H you do say that a
Lot but again not a catchphrase not a catch phrase I’m hungry again it’s more of a state you’re in and not something that’s sh but that’s that’s that’s closer that’s closer mocking sort of it’s not really yeah but and also did Michael come up with that yeah he did I
T about it from him yeah um I don’t know I’m sure you have plenty I don’t know I don’t know that’s I say that a lot right oh I know what I picked up from you Michael oh damn me damn and then Michael actually I think it just skipped
You and went straight to Michael which is um he’ll quote um wet ass the song by cardi B and Megan stallion he says uh follow me swallow me wa I don’t say that I’ve never heard you say this in what in what situation are you saying
That we were in a valerin game and he’s going to go in he’s like okay say it please I see all right follow me follow me swallow me drip down the set of me follow me he says it really fast follow me I like that that would be a banger in Solo que
I think people would be like okay he does do that Michel has a lot of catch for yeah when you say shares to end a conversation is that how you normally end a conversation with someone like you don’t necessarily want to keep talking to no it’s more like oh uh we don’t now
There’s like this awkward silence or like okay cheers do you say before the awkwardness kicks in or like you say it once the awkwardness it’s right about when it hits in and it’s like H we’re done talking now all right cheers peace how do you guys get out of
Conversations that oh you don’t necessarily want to be in cuz this happens a lot at parties and like mixer events where or just like any event where someone’s like talking to you and don’t necessarily like the conversation’s kind of stalled out but you have to find a way to disengage
Because this person will keep talking and talking and talking I there’s something well it’s like we’re talking blah blah blah oh I’m going to get another drink sorry that’s that’s a common one that one or like well it was really nice talking to you mhm I’ll see you around now do you just
Bust that out of nowhere I think you’ll know when the time comes M you know it’s not like they can do anything about it when you say that I I think you can kind of tell when the conversation is like done you know it’s it’s done bye I
Usually say I’m going to go take a shot peace I’m the bar or whatever take a sh the worst thing is when they say I’ll come and you be like okay but that’s why I’m like I need to come up with a new one which is why now
I just say cheers I just okay bye see you around or like like I’m going to I want to talk to like other people that’s a good one you say like I’m going to go mingle with others yeah o that’s very honest yeah yeah straight forward I
Think I think relate to they probably have done it as well you know yeah I had to do a couple of those at twitchcon my Str just just like go straight for their hand and shake it and says it was great talking to you and then I walk away incredibly formal it’s
Very formal I think if we were if you were to do that to me I would be confused I’d be like what what what do you want my hand for and then once you check be like oh okay and you think it’d be great talking to I was like okay
Great talking to you bye I would be left confused yeah well I’m not very good at social situations for me it feels like this is the end of a conversation I enjoyed it you should try you should try Cheers Cheers all right cheers okay bye and then
Bye I think I still okay sorry no let it out Cheers Cheers Cheers Cheers great next next conversation Che next topic uh that that was our twitchcon uh we have a we’re going to party again next week but this is going to be a house party yeah like the ones they have in
College yeah yeah okay and I went to tons of those when I was in college did you really we all know the answer you were very alone Jeremy did you go to parties no I know I was like what is this no um the playlist I made for the party
I specifically pulled from another playlist called frat party so you know maybe we we’ll make it you know the Frat party for you guys you can experience it now oh no i’ I’ve it’s okay I’ve been to many parties already house party yeah do you prefer house party to Club parties
When it’s in my house yeah so I don’t have to leave and I could just go to my room you know I like that a lot m my experience with house Pary is like the living room the kitchen area it’s all going to be a mess and loud and then
People just go off to like small PODS of um gatherings in people’s rooms and then like for example I imagine your room is going to be the girls room where girls go in and like kind of like chill and hide and talk about stuff girls talk
About and then the guy will knock on like hey what are you guys doing in there and a girl will have to be like oh sorry you know it’s just girls right now and then guy would be like oh you know let me in no no no no no guy’s going to
Knock the door’s going to open a smudge and you’re just going to see one girl and the girls my guys’s like I’m sorry know unless sometimes there are guys that girls are okay with though like has to be really really like you get the pass like pass I guess you know
Who gets the pass you’ll find out he’s going you’re going to have to knock and find out you find out yeah you’ll know I don’t think I’m getting well about Scara the scar get the pass he’s going to have to find out you’re going to have to find you’re all
Going to have to knock one at a time that night next yeah um we haven’t had a house party in a while oh yeah TV us to hold house party remember that so that’s going to be fun what else have people been up to sua all right the watermelon game before
We get into sua everyone tell me your high scores okay let’s explain what sua is it’s this new Nintendo switch game where you combine fruits to make a watermelon it’s like 20 48 but with fruit with cute faces and physics mhm and it’s taking over the gaming World well not really
But everyone’s playing it it’s fun have you been playing a jod um yes don’t answer for her I played it when we were like playing it around the era and I haven’t play played as in she got me into it yeah I I don’t know if I’ve
Created a monster she was like Lily have you seen this sweet C game I’m like oh what’s that oh I can play on my phone and then she’s like okay but have you seen it on the switch and I’m like oh my God that’s so much cuter and then I got
It you have to get a Japanese like card but I think you can buy it now on America yeah what we went through like all these loops and then I’m pretty sure like a week and a half later you can get in English now yep but yeah
I I honestly like had to make a decision I was like whoa this this I’m becoming too addicted I need to put this down it felt like Doom scrolling scrolling on Tik Tok but like sua it’s addicting yeah once I played it and then eight hours
Passed yeah I did that so I streamed it and I was like oh this is like a 2our stream cool whatever it’s like 4:00 a.m. I was like where did the time go this was the fastest stream of my life that you’re trying to get that high score
Yeah yeah do you guys rush through it or do you guys try and be very careful both I think it’s better to to be careful but sometimes you’re so freaking impatient you just impatient so impatient but it’s definitely better to be careful it’s more fun if you’re fast yeah yeah cuz if
You’re patient and you’re doing good at some point you screw up and all that time is wasted yeah that’s like it whatever and then I just Spam you three cherries in a row where do you put those little like where you going to put them sometimes they roll off in the
Middle right in the middle of like four giant fruits and it prevent it from combining and I get so yeah yes it’s really relatable God those cherries that’s why it’s RNG sometimes yeah I think OTV wants to organize some kind of sua tournament that’s kind of cute that is
Really cute the first place is the watermelon prize then the pineapple you know get the fruit oh the trophies are the get the Cher Cherry I want us to do IRL sua so like we’re all on a board and then you have to like drop or something
And like hit someone and then you find and you have to wear a giant Orange and then you combine the logistics of this is I’m and I and I you’re very valid for that like I want it I think it’ be really fun maybe maybe we in a
Trampoline house in a pool in a so we’re dressed up as fruits yeah and if we touch another fruit of the same kind we combine and wear well that would require a lot of people you know yeah yeah but I think you’re on to something I know right I’m
Like this SS so fun yeah Lily had a great S no don’t tell no cuz I’m not going to finish it no someone’s going to take the idea you can’t tell the idea well when do you want to release this she has a sua idea in real life okay you can’t say you
Can’t you talk about that’s all I say that’s all I say you talk about it cuz I’m trying to make a well no now is my idea going to be taken my idea was really good too right guys like people might take that one right I need that
One needs to be protected we should censor her idea for sure there’s I just if someone listened to idea and got together all of it to make it happen I can’t even like fault them that must mean they must have really wanted to do it right I have this thing
Where I if I want to do something and I’m excited about something I actually don’t tell people about it there’s a psych psych psych Psy psychological reasoning for I read like if you have an idea and if you tell someone part of the joy of telling that takes away from like
Doing it want to ex cute the idea so when you have a really before actually like you have that dopamine R like yo check out my cool idea that’s why I haven’t done that idea I told you because I got the dopamine from telling you so I’m like why I didn’t force you
To tell me well you asked it’s your fault actually if you go throughout attx you brought it up yourself no he definitely is um but yeah I tend not to tell people when I’m doing something that I care about huh yeah yeah so I should stop telling people a really good idea you
Want to do just do it yeah like tell the people that is relevant for creating it or like making it happen but I like I wouldn’t tell my friends if I don’t need them for it whoa yeah that’s like a surprise you know holy poop I want to say crap poop
At the same time be a be no um I forgot what I was going to say sorry go on that’s my catch your catch I forgot what I was going to say where’s my glasses where’s my phone you’re like Daphne what’s Daphne isn’t her name Daphne it is huh actually I
Think yeah velma’s the one I want to be Velma for Halloween I’m trying to convince Michael to byy a green shirt so he can be Shaggy he’s being SAS but he said he was going to be Halloween couples with me and now he’s akatski I
Don’t get it Mak some signals bro is he going to change in the middle of the party he’s not he’s going to be SAS from the cath don’t speak for him but I’ve heard him say I’m going to be Sasuke with my room he asked me like you
Want to be something together for Halloween so I’m confused you know we’ll talk about this beans man beans beans I’m going to cough thank you for warning I don’t usually warn before I cough I’ll start the podcast you know sorry that’s here released merch and she’s wearing it right now cool um
That’s not for sale anymore wait it’s not for sale you sold out uh we only sell for two weeks okay but if it does really well it come then we’ll come back in December but I don’t know I haven’t found the data yet but yeah I released
Merch who designed that um somebody in my community wow yeah I was really struggling to find somebody who got my vision and then I remembered this girl who who was in my community and sent me fanan art which I loved and I like printed it out put it on my shelf and my
Manager was like well maybe you could yeah hire someone from your community I was like oh my God I have the perfect person and I hop on a call with her and like this was created boom and it was like I was like this is exactly what I
Thought this is exactly what I wanted I like how subtle it is yeah I love it I love it a lot it’s really comfy I wear it often maybe a little too much but I really like it you could sell it oh you know what like you know yeah like wait did
You guys see the amaran made a beer or something ye yeah that was a really big jump I don’t know why well it’s like greater products guys show of hands who would drink it three two one I’m so glad we’re on the same wait okay I would drink it simply
Out of just like me curiosity like I would have to I don’t think it’s any like special like I think it’s just going to be like beer yeah it’s going to be beer do you think it’s actually made with her vaginal yeast can you make beer out of anyone’s
Vaginal yeast it’s like a marketing thing or like I feel like I’m leaning towards marketing like if it is vaginal yeast it’s like 1% vaginal yeast and 99% yeast not noral yeast like she has a little bit in there but like front you yeah I agree but I think the audience
For that would want 99% they would indeed amar’s vaginal yeast this is a weird topic what is vaginal East I’m a man so I’m uneducated in the ways of vaginal East you know I am also uneducated in vaginal yeast I I wouldn’t be able to tell you much about
It but Lily’s going to Google it it took me like 23 years to learn that women have two holes down there I thought it all just came out from one and I always thought it was like how how does that work like you poo and pee from the same one because that
Seems efficient so for 23 years you didn’t think women had butt holes no I thought they only had butt holes let’s cut that that cuz like don’t let anyone know that it just seems efficient but but then once how does it seem efficient to poop and pee from the same hole it seems
Efficient you use the same one it’s like the dirty dirty stuff comes out from that the vagina normally contains a healthy balance of bacteria and yeast the hormone estren helps bacteria called lacto lacto basil to grow these bacteria kill harmful organisms in the vagina and
Keep you H uh healthy and happy can you look up what like can I make beer from whatever that yeast is can you make can you can you eat vet I think well that you definitely you can’t do people be doing that I think all boys at some
Point thought babies came out of the butt that’s a bold statement before they learn about the extra hole wait okay wait wait pause okay so the gynecologist collects a vaginal smear from the models these smears are taken to a laboratory where bacteria are isolated cleaned and analyzed multiplied
And at the end of the process the bacteria are used to produce the pure lactic acid that goes into the beer and the brewery assures the customers that the beer made using this process is quote completely safe and healthy the fact that this is an article like it’s
Already been made yeah is what’s crazy to me yeah I looked up can you make beer out of vaginal yeast and like amaron thing is like the first things that actually pop up that makes sense yes back to you so so right so we’re assuming that so okay wait need some
Context so before your 23 years ago mhm did you understand that the penis went into the vagina 23 years AG okay well okay just I mean you know when you started wondering about oh when why don’t girls pee out of their ass I had a very confusing sex at
Childhood okay because I grew up in Malaysia and then they teach you that stuff when you’re like 16 17 which is pretty late um but in Canada they teach it to you at like 12 and I immigrated to Canada at 13 so I missed the boat on that like in Canada
And I wasn’t taught it in Malaysia by the time I arrived everyone was aware of what sex was I was very confused and I had to figure out everything out by myself um I I couldn’t even compreh Rend the idea of sex okay yeah but I I didn’t
Know that girls pooped and peed just like guys did and I know they don’t have a penis so I just thought it came out of the butt I’m I’m really baffled by the idea that babies come out of the butt I was too I was too but I’ve taken really big
Dumps and I just thought maybe that’s what girls do you just take a really really big dumb so the penis goes into the vagina for sex but the baby comes out of the butt well I didn’t know about the existence of vaginas so I thought the oh
We just thought girls like Barbie doll anatomy in just I knew there was some stuff going on there I can’t even remember like how I learned about sex like I don’t think I learned about it like from school and I don’t think my parents sat me down like
I genuinely can’t remember unless I blacked out and just I don’t know when did you see your first penis I don’t know I don’t remember must have been [Laughter] small I’m just kidding actually I don’t remember do you remember seeing your first vagina uh it’s playing Counter
Strike and people had those sprays and back then you can spray whatever you want what and the a player sprayed a naked woman I was really confused like I just walked up to the wall and spray on and just stood there trying to comprehend what was happening my caveman
Brain knew I enjoyed you like C Man spray that again um but yeah that’s when I first uh discovered the naked female form I don’t I can’t remember it must not have been a big deal when I was younger I went on a rabbit hole yeah
What were you doing over there ended up on a blogger site where she used her yeast to make sour dough bread oh that was wild when did you see your first penis oh okay um it was in Middle School on Wikipedia why can’t I remember this like
Did you search up penis yeah I was curious I’m like is it actually on Wikipedia boom penis I’m like ah close close close I hope I don’t get in trouble wait I feel like if your penis is the penis on Wikipedia like that’s kind of kind of I don’t know it’s kind
Of cool like I’m the penis on Wikipedia I thought it looked gross like whose penis is that find out how did you learn about the existence of penises I don’t remember that’s what I’m saying I I don’t really remember yeah I don’t remember the first time I saw a vagina in real
Life that was confusing it was nothing like the pictures we get it you’ve seen a vagina in real life for those unaware he has seen one they don’t they don’t quote they don’t like they don’t they don’t give any yeah that’s a penis it is I’m also
He’s shaped wait that’s not I I feel that’s not the one I saw I feel like that’s not the one saw it kind of looks like you know like those microscopic like uh those I know exactly what you’re about when you’re when you’re like zooming in those things that like
Dust M yes like they’re and they yeah I know what you’re talking about and they like can survive that looks like that right no the tip of the penis’s official name is called meus can I see meus it is called the meus it is meus cool oh they even a flas of
Penis with surrounding pubic removed to show anatomical detail I was going to say like why wait that’s flaccid are you [Laughter] okay are you okay the meus the meus what what do people with micro penis do I feel like I feel like he talk about this like such a
Raw no no no no but I feel like so defensive yeah he said that really fast there’s nothing wrong with it I am very satisfied cool glad we it’s my body great yeah for those who don’t know toast is very happy with how he looks he
Has seen the vagina in real life I have seen he yep yeah and else you want to make clear to the podcast viewers SL listeners I don’t have a micro penis oh my god cool now that we’ve cleared that now that we’ yeah Halloween happy Halloween guys Happy Halloween happy
Halloween when’s the last time you guys were trick-or-treating years do you think we can go trick-or-treating or do you think we’ll get the stink eye from parents I think if we dress up dress as a kid and we’ll pretend that you’re a child and we’re the parents no no we can
Just dress up as like we if we just dress up I think know they would say okay someone gave me when I was like 13 and he said oh aren’t you a little too old to be tricker you’re 1 like one of the people answering the door serious that probably traumatized
You that traumatized me oh I didn’t even know how to speak English but I understood it that guy that was an old woman that old woman yeah I used to go trick or- treating until I was like 13 I can’t believe people just gave you candy I thought it
Was a prank when I came over that people were trying to get me to embarrass myself and the worst part was the first door I knocked on said sorry we’re not doing Halloween and when I got rejected I said I knew it you guys are just playing a joke on
Me but luckily we went to another house and they gave me candy and then like oh my God it’s R yeah and then I can’t believe like Americans and Canadians just give away free candy every year just like just free candy like a tradition you know mhm
I thought of the perfect comeback aren’t you too old to be trick-or treat alive oh oh that’s a good one too wait oh no oh that was a good one I like were you to say old lady aren’t you too old to be
Um to to no I don’t want to say it any funny can you lead me up to it all right I’m toast ding dong oh aren’t you a little too old to be trick-or treating aren’t you too old to be a wait that’s great I think that’s way better
Than mine yours is a little mine’s a little like a little mean s is like I was thinking about that thank you do we’re defending you out here do you sometimes get do like like you know like you think of comebacks like way later uh not for that particular situation just
In general like I just said that I think in high school yeah when people are really mean but I haven’t had to like think of a comeback in years I don’t I don’t n not for a come back cuz I don’t get into enough like conflicts conflicts yeah not me I get
Into fights like every day oh so you think about that a lot no I was just joking okay where’s the joke I hate you okay he’s too old to be a you’re too old what I like to do is I like to imagine a conversation before I have it
Like oh wow yeah if I have to talk with someone look an important talk like important talk I think about like all like I play the conversation out in my head if it doesn’t go the way I want it to I like restart it and then have another conversation the awkward thing is
Sometimes I would do this in front of the person I’m talking to and I would just be silent for 2 minutes and they would say Hey you haven’t said anything you know what oh yeah you’re doing the video game quick time thing but in like real life
So if you’re ever zoning out I’m just going to assume yeah I’m just like trying to trying to navigate the conversation to come to a best outcome okay yeah all right so sometimes I get I did it in um I remember doing it in Japan once we were on the subway and I
Was trying to have a conversation with you guys but first I had to have it in my head first to know if it’s going to like be funny and I couldn’t figure out a way to make it funny so I just never said anything that’s it’s very honest what
I’m gonna steal that line that’s very honest very honest like a little I don’t know do you think that you do that while streaming uh with streaming if I’m like trying to be funny I generally prepare it ahead of time like before the stream start W you prepare stuff like a stand
Upian wow that’s funny it’s impressive that’s very honest thank you very honest yeah do you guys both winging wing it when your scam wing it I’ve never like thought about a conversation before having it really yeah so did you hear that I was like oh what a that’s such a
Different perspective like I kind of how do you know if a conversation’s going to go well how do you by having it but how do you prepare for like what are you afraid of like let’s say they say something that you weren’t expecting and then it’s say like oh I wasn’t expecting
That response could you give me a minute to think about it yeah oh I would say generally just like react in the moment just be honest about your feelings you know I wasn’t expecting that just need think about it whatever I do take moments I just go
Okay let me process that yeah yeah I say that oh give me a second let me think about it oh I forgot it well there are just different ways of communicating yeah MH and that just means we’re all human at the end of the day we’re trying
Our best so what are you guys right literally so what are you guys dressing up as Halloween I wanted to be Velma Shaggy but if he’s going to be aatu akatski I have a I have a Pikachu onesie why don’t you dress up as an akatski to
Match with him I don’t want to be a katuki akatski akatuki akatski yeah a katski you guys want to get KATU later yeah I just I just had wings oh I’m kind of full I just had to grilled cheese you can be a katsky and then you can match with
Michael have to buy the outfit I have one of the KY robes in my closet why do you have that oh right right you’re the you’re the I’m the Naruto guy narut guy Nar guy you know oh Nar oh oh whatever uran uran yes yes that was a crazy
Time yeah watching anime on a stream you think you can get uh can you can you get um permission to watch another anime on stream I never had permission to watch the first one do you have permission for nagatoro nagatoro yes can you can you do another one with crunchy are you
Thinking about specific one mhm jod doesn’t understand cuz she doesn’t watch anime what you anime well that felt like I was the elderly person you just wiped dribble off of my mouth like well I I understand I’m hip with it what’s your favorite anime Um What ethnicity kuki NOA huh What ethnicity do you think Piccolo is what is this question I wait what ethnicity is Optimus BR what race or ethnicity are the following characters Beast Boy Arthur Piccolo SpongeBob and an Optimus Prime okay with Beast Boy I’m going to
Go down a rabbit hole there’s a conversation I’ve brought up many times before involving shape shifters who can change into animals okay okay it is rabbit hole that’s a good one oh is it unethical or ethical or even just the general morality of it for does
This have to do with sex yeah I are you about to tell me that like is it weird if he a horse kind of are you doing another hypothetical sex question yeah why everyone thinks about it no no I’ve never thought about it till this moment right now just what what what was
The question wait this is basically the guy from The Boys Fish Man oh yeah he has sex with an octopus yeah but he’s a human yeah he but he also talks to the octopus and it’s like contextually octopus consents and likes it so that’s okay I’m just saying what what happens
You know I’d say it’s okay so if Beast Boy turns into a horse and can communicate with the horse and the horse consents and the horse consents I don’t I don’t know I don’t I’m GNA go with yes okay as long as the horse is like nay
Okay like as long as they know then I think it’s you know then yeah okay so this question I don’t know who came up with it what race or ethnicity are the following I feel like this is just a quiz cuz all of these have defined races and SpongeBob has a
Defined he’s a sponge oh I see you mean I see yeah like SpongeBob is a sponge Piccolo is a namakan from the planet namk that was an instrument Arthur is a ante eater no yes arvar thank you arvar I don’t know about an an eater and
Arars are like when I’m walking down the street right that’s the song yeah I never watched Arthur NE episodes here and there Optimus Prime is a robot Optimus Prime is a robot oh that’s so sleep I need coffee I don’t I this burst of energy now it’s just gone what
Happened I’m sleepy I think you’re just caffeine crashing you just drink more caffeine this doesn’t really have that much caffeine yeah okay all right just in case we forget jod doesn’t watch anime so she’s not going to get all these Akatsuki reference and Naruto references I won’t but you can always
Fil me in all right so the a has but we could do that next time if you ask the L of Naruto to Michael he knows every single detail he watches those super long he watches one piece lore videos and Naruto lore videos it’s it’s like from the way he talks
About it you think he watched every single episode and he’s such a super fan but no he just watches video essays he knows all the history Beyond every single member everything it’s pretty insane wait that’s what I should do I just watch the lower video video I could
Just explain to you so there’s 10 members Akatsuki all right one of the most prominent one is one called itachiuchiha my Kindle who’s the older brother of Sasa a really bad and he became Infamous because he murdered his entire Clan and Sasuke has been trying to get revenge
But it turns out the reason why Itachi murdered his clan was to protect Sasuke because the uchihas were planning a coup against the the hok you know the leader of the the forest the hidden the hidden Leaf Village so that’s why he did it he kind of sacrificed his own morality to
Protect his little brother now that’s member number one there’s also his partner kame you guys aren’t paying attention did you notice that just now what are you dressing up f i well we were going to do goddess and God whatever greet gods and goddesses are you still doing it yeah I
It it felt like we were all confirmed but it’s fine no now I will be Greek gods and goddesses with whoever is a Greek god and goddess who is that I think it’s me John Sydney Broden I think maybe Seline I think Seline that’s five people that’s five
People um I’m being HEC the goddess of witches is that your favorite God no do you have a favorite God no Cool mine’s a Christian God Jesus Jesus Christ please don’t put that in I don’t think we nah no don’t put that in okay let’s take it from the top
Who’s your you favorite God Jesus now we could put that all just it’s funny I thought in Christianity Jesus is not God Jesus Christ is God is and the it’s the whole triangle something wait Jus where the wrong people ask man I don’t know that’s the Holy
Trinity God the Son of God the Holy Spirit and they’re all separate or did the same thing they’re like they’re like kind of the same it’s like the Triforce no it’s not don’t don’t say that Loki is I think no wait I believe in God the god Father
Almighty maker of heaven and Earth who’s the Holy Spirit Jesus Christ his only son who was conceived by the Holy Spirit born of the Virgin Mary suffered under pontious pilot and then was crucified dead and buried and then he ascended into heaven and sits on the right hand
Of God is the holy spirit related to the Christmas spirit I was just reciting the apostles cre I don’t know I don’t know I went to Christian School growing up and I do not know I went to Bible Camp once and I memorized the entire passage from the book The Bible
And I from the book The Bible and I had to recite it in front of like 50 Christian kids that is my hell on Earth I didn’t know what I was saying but I did a good job and they gave me a round of applause nice I think they
Thought they converted me the whole time the whole time I was thinking how do I get out of here I cried the first four days I was just crying cuz this the first time I I had to leave my mom uh yes God exist as three persons
But is one being having a single divine nature and the members of the Trinity are co-equal and co-eternal one in essence nature power action and will so they are all the same basically Essence I guess yeah okay so that’s your favorite God no no what are we talking
About I’m being he from yeah I’m the goddess of witches what are you being for Halloween uh I’m trying to get a Poseidon costume oh nice I’m not sure if it’s going to come in time but I do have a backup cool maybe I can get a bunch of flowers and be the
Pany no one’s going to get that I feel like I know but no one’s going to get heck it doesn’t matter you just do it for the that’s true most people don’t ask what you well do they do you go to it’s generally like the topic it’s like
The it’s Icebreaker what oh what are you and I’m going to say heck it I’m just a witch I’m like yeah you’re just going to say you’re a witch yeah at some point I’m going to be like ah I’m a witch so sleeping Lily they answer the question of who’s your favorite
God my favorite God can you go back to me on that what even like what gods are like Gods there’s Zeus there’s there’s a lot there’s honestly like there’s a lot oh I know kamea froma mag Moka magika our one Eternal goddess she made a wish that would save
All the girls from being swallowed by Despair and turned into witches that’s a great answer thank you thank you for sharing she’s really pretty PR I’ll show you do you have a favorite God uh do I have a favorite God I mean there’s that video game Smite that only features Gods from different
Cultures yeah this is her there’s the Church of Madoka if you’re interested they should put her in Smite oh I get the out of that I mean poop I why am I beans beans beans I would I would that’s my favorite anime I like Odin ooh God of Thunder I was
Thinking of the gun but yeah you do like OD oh Odin and Aries are named after God interesting oh that is true Aries is also a God the God of War fascinating we learned something new today and and I thought you were vibing with me you were looking at me cuz I
Made a weird noise I get that now thank you J go on and uh go on the guns and um there’s the sheriff and the Marshall and valerant and they’re both like the wild wild west wild west it’s a whole theme very good could you tell us more about
The other guns I don’t like the judge what about the judge and the Bucky buy okay there’s no theme on that one the frenzy the classic the ghost ghost The Ghost and the Spectre the phantom theer phantom ghost and Phantom ghost Phantom Spector do a connection there operator
Marshall aren’t they adding a new gun supposedly I saw that as well called oh on I just realized on this topic list there is a section called what and when did you learn about sex set I thought that was what you guys were doing well that’s I mean this is just something I
Almost always talk about wait it’s crazy that it’s actually on this list and we ended up talking about it but not like that what a coincidence that’s that’s crazy that’s crazy huh wait I don’t remember when I learned about sex ed no I had to figure out everything myself I
Can tell some really like TMI stories about my Discovery I’m sure you would love to tell everyone about that did you think oh go ahead no no go ahead no everyone always says that the hole is so much lower than they think it is yeah it’s like almost at the bottom
Got so animated cuz like when you think about it it’s like the I just thought it was going to be opposite of the butt cuz the butt is facing like a little more to the back so I thought the the female hole would be opposite of it like I
Thought you were going to say yeah like the penis is pretty high up so I imagine the hole would be higher but you went so I don’t know where you went I just thought i”d be the opposite you’re you just your logic is all around the ass ho
And it’s it’s confusing me a little you’re very occupied with the yeah I have noticed I have I have I is it h here there’s a lot we can unpacked here um I’m obsessed with the idea of having a clean colon and that’s something I want to achieve one
Day because I can’t stand the idea of knowing there are foreign objects inside me are they foreign like I know I make it but like the fact that we expel it means it doesn’t belong there okay so I I always want to figure out way to like have you
Tried an enema I have not cuz that means having to put something in there but I know like when you go in for surgery you drink like this gallon of um diuretic I’m not sure if that’s the right word gallon like they make you drink like a
Whole gallon of stuff that makes you pass everything so that when you go into surgery like there’s nothing in there that’s what I want to do one day such an interesting desire you know most people have like I want to buy a house one day I want to you know become
An actor I want a clean con I want the cleanest colon in the entire very clean why don’t you get your bleached yeah why don’t you could make it happen if you really wanted to yeah like but then then that’s too far like the fact that I thought about it and actually Act
Upon it then it gets to a weird territory why your dreams just be dreams it’s not weird you just got to own up to it yeah you just got you guys have dreams of your own not having I want to buy a house one day where would you like your house
Probably Washington I want like an acre you know buy an old house fix it up this might sound ignorant but there’s two Washingtons right Washington state Washington DC maybe but what you’re saying yeah which Washington Washington state where I’m from where she’s from I thought you were from Seattle it’s in
Washington Sweet Summer child it’s okay he’s Canadian right so he doesn’t know the 50 nifty United States from 13 Original Colonies Shouting by name I suddenly am back in fourth grade holy Alabama Alabama Alaska Arizon Aransas California Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana okay wow yeah why did we have those what now we know the 50 nifty United States we just went to concerts and sang weird anyways
I also learned it in fourth grade they tested us on it too so we had to know every single one huh Seattle is a city in Washington and Washington DC is the c i actually don’t know wait is it I thought it was a capital of a location Washington DC’s in
Colombia which is also a country so it is the capital of the United States Jesus Christ which state is it in Maryland bordering the states of Maryland and Virginia what state is it in bordering the line between Maryland and Virginia so which state is it in boarding the line maybe it’s in
Both geography is my worst thing I actually remember oh actually sorry hold on I remember in fourth grade when they were like okay we’re going to learn the states and like you’d have to fill out the tests and stuff I actually would remember thinking I don’t want to learn
This right now I’ll learn it later never did we ever go back to it and that was my one chance to learn it and I never went back so now I know nothing about geography yeah oh yeah can’t point out on a map a territory and not a
State nor is a part of any US state it’s surrounded by the state of Maryland and on the northwest Northeast and Southeast and Border by the state of Virginia BL why do they name different things the same thing why couldn’t Washington and Washington DC are very they’re different
Things but they could have called it like something very different I don’t I don’t have any trouble distinguishing Washington the state which is in the northern but someone says I’m going to Washington what are you going to think well I’m going to think the state yeah
But what they Wasing DC is like a specific yeah people usually say Washington DC but I will say that ever since I started streaming people are like where you from I’m like I’m from Washington they’re like Washington DC I’m like no I’m from Washington State
It’s like when I enter Uber and I say I’m from Korea and they’re like which Korea are you from and I have to say I’m from South Korea is that the same thing I I I don’t know if that is the same thing I was just trying to make a
Connection you see conect your thing seems like a little racially like no no no I think it’s just it’s not racial I feel like it’s just ignorant ignorant I think they’re genuinely curious my favorite thing is when they start speaking Korean to me it’s like oh anong
Once again the car was Zero like doesn’t even oh when Co was happening a lot of people asked where I was from I noticed whoa oh no cuz cuz my Uber is like it’s a super Chinese name like my legal name on there so every time we get into an
Uber they’re like oh are you from China no that’s so sad wow I I thought initially I thought they were just interested in where I was from no yeah and then they asked oh when was the last time you were in China my God oh my God oh my God this
Was I remember it was from downtown that is crazy yeah anyway this the 50 states do you have any dreams oh yeah last night I had a dream where aside from I am having a clean me buying a house okay but last night I had a dream where we were all in
Japan and then you you guys saw me yelling at someone for some reason I was really angry and then you were recording it or someone was recording it they’re like look what a Lily is and then you put it online and then everyone just started ostracizing me and cut me off
And I was like really sad that was my dream no and I woke up that’s so stressful that was such a bad dream were you being a in your dream though I hate him I don’t know I was just yelling at someone I was in the argument with someone okay and then that
Got like or something and then I was like one of those like two real dreams I guess where it’s like cuz that could happen you know you’re but it would never cuz we would never record you being a being a not not you would never do that
That it’s we would never record you and cuz you’re never a I just just move on my dream is to um I’ll think about it wait how did that dream res what your favorite God then my favorite God these are really hard questions let’s see what else do we
Have people think you sign a deal with the devil who what who did who people and what who are these people oh people you think signed to deal with people you think signed with a devil yeah that’s my bad guys that’s my bad people you think signed to deal with the
Devil I don’t know who came up with these is it Sean you can tell when it’s Sean you did a good job don’t worry about it let’s go to the would you rathers Sean gave us some topic starters eat anything you want and it’s a mega superfood with all nutrition or
Sleep 1 hour a day and your body treats it like it was a full8 hours Mega food Mega food what I like sleeping I like sleeping I like dreaming me too but you have so much more time yeah but I like sleeping but the rest of
The world is also sleeping I would use that time to sleep but you can just eat good things you don’t need a superpower to eat good things just eat good things I can eat mega super food what am I going to eat 80 beets in one sitting beans I’m not
Going to do that like what would you use with this ability to eat anything you want into mega super it’s more like I I really value my body and my health but I don’t want to like have to eat 80 beats so I just get to eat one string cheese
And it values 80 beets I’ll eat a cupcake and it’s like eating a a giant broccoli yeah how the okay we need to back up here how different do you think your body and your health would be if you were eating 80 P broccoli I actually think a lot
Different really it’s like the equivalent of never eating junk food ever again right no sugar nothing like you would be your body would be really different you would be so healthy like you would be thinner you would be able your body would just operate more efficiently healthier you would be
Thinner probably you your skin would be great your eyesight is going to be the same but more like your health you know I like I like sleeping I like dreaming mhm don’t like I guess I’m not doing it for like more time I’m just doing it to
Like better healthy myself and yeah you could eat that yeah you could just eat heal let’s be real let’s let’s be honest with ourselves okay none of us have lasted in that Health like the with these two option one is like an actual superpower the other is just you drink
Alcohol and it would just be like water you could I I think that my superpower is better than your superpower well yours isn’t really a superpow yours inest so much like drugs or whatever the heck I want and it be of superfood but I would I still get the high really good
Question I think I would rather like okay I could sleep one sorry I just got another one you can never be poisoned you could ingest anything and it would the time you ate poison like that’s the thing you could eat rotten like you could theoretically eat anything like
You could make so much money off of hey guys today I’m going to eat three pounds of chalk you know like you really the content brain is you could do anything hey guys I’m going to eat this pound of tungsten Cube like you know wait okay her superpower technically like if
You’re if you’re choosing to sleep 1 hour a day and it’s a 7even to n and like that’s more fishing for work and stuff she’s actually just created work for herself but it’s that’s like the YouTube channel Lily eatu or something I am like I’m actually sad this is I’m
Going to eat 50 pages of computer paper like mukbang yes oh my God and then it would go down your stomach as like broccoli yes eating a Tungsten Cube would go hard that 10 million imagine yeah eat I’m eating a Tungsten Cube and then you would create a whole section of
Like new mukbang where you eat weird but only you can get away with it with giant disclaimers think you try this at home yeah you could technically you really could if you would be healthy and it would the would turn into broccoli keep saying broccoli what’s your understanding of
Broccoli nutrition I’m just trying to like think of like any like healthy any healthy food it could be anything it doesn’t have to be broccoli it would probably just be like an unnamed um you know form of nutrition that has every vitamin and you know things that are
Good for you no sugar what what’s good for you superfoods like egg I don’t broccol yeah there’s a chart okay sweet potato eggs butter papaya carrot milk liver cabbage for vitamin A okay I want like a rating like a tear system you know the YouTube content makes sense that makes
The most sense wait whoa whoa whoa whoa nutrition though is like Paramount and it’s like oh YouTube content you could drink like the way I see it the nutrition is already achievable but but we’re not doing that yeah but that’s by choice but it’s no it’s by choice SL like convenience slash
The there a whole thing about how our soil doesn’t have any nutrition it’s really hard for us to get all of our nutrition because America is and we don’t have any walkable cities and it’s all capital based and you know whatever so like technically I could do
This but with the ease of just eating one almond I to me one choice is impossible to attain normally and the other one is but I understand the convenience of being able to eat anything you want and achieving it’s 3 p.m. you’re sitting down the camera on you it’s time for
Your scheduled YouTube video you have a tub of acid next to you I’m going to be drinking this entire tub of acid while answering your questions 5 million views with little tungsten cubes in it good soup all right the second would you rather would you rather not be able to
Tell age at all or you have to cook every meal for the rest of your life with your own hands just give me your ID wait what what does that mean like would you rather does that mean not be able to tell age at all like I I just don’t see
Age but but then that that’s like easily REM just give me your you just have an ID right I’m trying to understand I guess I could be problematic if I’m trying to date just saying but do you have a Max minimum age range for dating yeah we’ve talked about this I
Don’t remember on the podcast 25 plus that’s just how old Michael is what a coincidence that that worked out really well that he’s 25 plus yeah he did really did what I think if I do I can’t remember what I answered I think it was like two
Years younger than me Max but now that I’m thinking about it I don’t really want to date anyone younger than me at this current time because then they would be like what 22 no thank you how old is John Team Ag same age what about you what’s the youngest Uh like phys I mean I think it’s more of a mental thing okay so what’s the youngest 25 I don’t think that I don’t know why you tell us okay what okay look I’mma keep it in 100 okay okay I’m going keep it real with y’all like 20 like he’s he’s M he’s
Pathing out how the conversation’s going to go he’s passing if I go this way they’re going to call me a misogynist if I go this way they’re going to think I’m like it’s it’s whether or not it’s not about the age like if I get along with
The person and we have all the same interest and they’re like compatible and we have great conversation does it really matter how old they are right like I feel like it would be agist of me to not give everyone a chance so if you were 31 years old I am 31 it’s a
Hypothetical you’re 31 years old you found a girl that you really got along with everything’s good but she’s 18 years old you are more than a decade older than her still be okay if she were that young but you got along with her right if I got along with her are you
Saying like on the relationship like meters and scales and like whatever statistic everything’s like really high and then she’s 18 she 18 would I date her mhm yes I would because life is too short to let something like age get in the way please don’t quote that out of Context I understand the at 18 years old you’re usually not compatible with your with where you are in life yes this is under the assumption that we are compatible is supremely rare I think I think if she’s 18 and you like her and you guys get
Along thank you for your support no no no I’m about I’m not um why can’t you just find someone your own age uh I I mean I could but I have 18y olds Al I I’m not going to high schools to prow for 18y old see how young 18
Is in this hypothetical scenario like I didn’t meet her because I’m out prowling it’s just like no no I I feel like it’s hypothetical but if you were to actually sit down with an 18-year-old you wouldn’t actually I think the problem is it’s going to be so almost impossible to
Find an 18yearold if Leo Nardo DiCaprio can do it BR bro he shouldn’t did you see that just shouldn’t his I thought that was so funny but I feel like he only dates women because they’re young and once they hit I’m not doing that no I’m sure he has a lot her in
Spite of her being young you’re so brave because love conquers oh my God I feel like this if I met a 40-year-old and I felt the same way about her I would date her as well I mean that’s so different okay so because at 30 you are more
Developed right you like understand who you are as an individual you through life you have a lot of experience same with 40y old so 40 to 30 that’s fine 30 to 18 the 18yearold is doesn’t have a lot of life experience so you’re basically grooming her because they
Don’t understand and you’re like this kind of more it’s like not parental but it is like you have a lot more power the power Dynamic has shifted it’s different okay then how do I go about dating Her like what’s the right way to do it then not I don’t think there is I like genuin I just saying like I think it’s a hypothetical where like if you actually sat down with an 18-year-old you would understand you have nothing in common with them it wouldn’t you would you
Would probably not like them okay yeah like I think yeah maybe in this magical world you’ll find like an 18y with the maturity of a 25 plus years old I guess but you’re probably not and you guys are just in such different just stages of life that like if you were to actually
Sit down with an 18yearold you’d be like Oh I’m not interested I agree so something’s wrong with Leonardo DiCaprio what oh no no I’m sure Le not DiCaprio you know has a lot in common with his girlfriends what are you trying to imply just say it just trying to give benefit
Of the doubt just just say what you’re thinking I have no idea he’s not watching this podcast okay so I’m not looking to date 18-year-olds I want to make that very clear in this hypothetical scenario she’s like I understand yeah she like has the maturity and yes of a 25y old
Yeah that you can relate to in this hypothetical L I am ascendant and valerant I’m radiant then let’s just go for this PE yeah yeah so uh I I just don’t put too much on and you’re so brave for not being agist thank you like what’s the difference between for
Example a 26-year-old and a 25-year-old minim minimal right and then a 25y old no we’re not doing that oh we’re just going down we are not we are not doing that I do think um okay the hot take I think it’s different if I’m going to have sex with
Someone but like being in a full-blown relationship with someone I view to be different like that is a hot take cuz yeah would you say it’s more okay to have sex with an 18-year-old than to date them well no no I don’t want to have sex with an 18-year-old but like my
Age Chang changes when we were talking about my age range of like who would I date who would I like okay you’re like oh what’s my range for dating I’m like oh I don’t really want to date anyone younger than me but I would have sex
With someone who’s like 23 but I’m not going to date someone who’s 23 probably would you have sex with an 18-year-old no I’m not attracted to that why are you Lily H why are you 25 plus all right I would probably and they’re 53 you would probably have sex with 18 I
Probably would not no well I mean look yeah 53 and a half brown hair I would avoid talking to anyone under the age of 25 just generally cuz it’s weird and there’s like power Dynamic and like different stages of life I agree with the um half
Your age what was it I don’t know what’s people do half your age plus seven is like minimum half my age plus seven why is that the thing it’s just like a general rule thingy people always said couldn’t you just say your age minus whatever oh I because yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah apparently mine is 20 okay that’s that makes sense I mean like for you no but like no one would really like 25 20 is like yeah yeah okay wow good talk guys so then you’re what how old are you 31 31 it would be 2 three there well there’s
Your answer buddy 23 23 up 23 20 yeah yeah like I wouldn’t like if you would start dating a 23 24 year old I wouldn’t be like you know yeah I feel that’s fine really if I brought home a 23y old you guys wouldn’t you wouldn’t think anything of it no 23 24
Is like I mean I’m 26 now and I’m like trying to think of the people I interact with that are like 20 plus I don’t I wouldn’t think too much of it 18 I’m thinking 18 19 20 21 yes yes but like 23 23 24 25 we’re around mid about
22 that’s nine years I think that’s okay and 21 21 is like ooh it’s a little okay hey the formula Works 23 I think 23 is like okay cuz like I I think about myself at 23 versus myself 26 and I’m like oh yeah I was I was like adult
Enough like me at 18 I don’t know what the going on well to be honest for me just getting a girl is the difficult part the Age part doesn’t really come to play cheers yes Che well it is good to be back in America I missed this
Uh yeah I don’t know I don’t know what to say now H we we went through all the topic um yeah we talked about vaginal yeast penises the age of consent if you were a shape shifter what animal would you have I’ve seen some have you seen okay
This is to answer your question no my it was a joke oh I think we should not answer that okay what were you going to say yeah I don’t want to know an animal you I going to shape shift I shape shift to shape shift into a horse and then go a
Horse sorry I was just making assumptions I I would shape shift into a really cute Pomeranian I and they get adopted by a really rich family not okay so you don’t okay you understand why that was a little odd no it’s cuz you have two Pomeranians and if
You shape shifted as a Pomeranian right after the sex question it’s oh think no they’re they’re SP and neutered I don’t know I don’t know you’re helping I don’t want not I’m not toast okay you don’t want to have sex with a pom R you just want to be a I
Want to be a Pomeranian I just want to know what it’s like to be my dog and see what they go through that I understand yes completely now I want to know what animal you wanted to I don’t want to bang any animal okay or an 18 I was going to say like
Um have you seen like Duck penises it’s like really weird the cork thing yeah what what about duck if I was going to shape shift as an animal I wouldn’t be a duck but it got me thinking about like the weird penises animals have elephant penises go down to their legs what is
The point of where are you h that was the nature of her her her topic this is my fault I take full responsibility okay I had this thought it’s not related to animals so don’t worry cool if men could be pregnant and women can be pregnant oh man the birth controls would
Be so much better You’ be so good so much better yeah would you want you to be pregnant or your husband to be pregnant husband I don’t want I don’t want to go through pregnancy that sh scary I don’t want to go through pregnancy I what the
Guys like oh well I don’t want to be pregnant okay guess we’re just adopting but as it stands there’s really no choice though do you think do you think it’s a not necessarily a good thing but well it’s not a good thing but because women don’t have a choice they
Have to do it but if being pregnant was a choice for men and women I imagine that would be like a huge topic of conversation when you like start dating someone yeah so which who wants to birth the child you or me cuz you have to open
With like hey do you want have kids cuz that in itself is already a big question yeah and then comes the point like well who’s burying the kid they should just dice roll for it flip a coin flip a coin yeah do you guys ask like when you
Date if the guy would will it be pregnant of course the guy would say yes because guy would say anything yeah because like you know when you get like you say um when you’re dating you ask you want to have kids yeah I think that’s super important I think the older
You get the more important that is so you’re on the same page and you don’t waste time yeah I think maybe in the 30s you start asking that that makes I would even say like 20s or mid 20s depending on how fast you want to have kids some
Girls want it like sooner than later yeah I think is super important I have never had that conversation in the beginning of dating but I also but you were also very young so like yeah I started dating three four years something like that and did you guys talk about it like
No in the beginning oh no we’ve talked about okay what’s the verdict I basically like I don’t know he’s like I want kids I’m like I might never have kids he’s like okay I see John as a fun dad that is what draws me to having kids I’m like oh
The idea of John being a dad would make me want kids I hear that a lot about um from girls and like good relationships they’re always like yeah I wasn’t sure about kids but imagining my boyfriend or whatever as a dad makes me want kids and
I’m like that’s really cute yeah he just seems like he’d be a good dad so that I would be inclined okay maybe that’s what I want I don’t know kids are something that I don’t I don’t know that I think about it now exactly I’m kind of like
I’ll give myself five years and I’ll actually think okay okay do you want kids l no but I’m the same way I’m like oh Michael will be really fun dad right I’m ambivalent kids are a big commitment yeah they cry yes they cry they do indeed I just think it’s like your life
Just changes you don’t really get to have a life right well I don’t know I’m not a parent I would I would say it goes both ways like I think the parents that do have lives after kids like they make it a really big priority and stuff um but I would
Argue also a lot of parents feel like yeah they don’t have lives so I don’t know I think I have another hot take I think we should all homeschool our children but they should have like extracurriculars that are like both like they have to go to them you get your
Social from that but you should learn at home you only Public Schools no well it’s all if you it feels really like you’re not learning a lot you’re just learning how to socialize you’re not actually learning you’re just learning how to be like part of that system them to then go
To college and like I think also the problem is a lot of parents work though they need to put oh yeah it’s just like the whole feedback loop it’s just they don’t have a choice y yeah like I guess school is kind of like daycare in
Some way drop them off and that’s where they socialize a teachers are like aren’t they like semiu Guardians while the kids are there or something yeah mhm or they are my biggest worry with kids would be just like what if you raise a shitty one well at least you tries your best
Right no cuz like you see some like real demon kids here and there like brought up like with no good values or just jerks or bullies and like what do you do as parent your best can I think your future child will not be demonic mine yeah just the spawn of
Satan as your child I can’t imagine like yeah I think mine would be like either try to imagine myself having a kid and wanted to be like oh I just want them to do their best but also putting a lot of pressure on them but if I’m two hands off maybe they
Become like too free spirited and they don’t have any like discipline in them I’m sure you’ll find a balance I think you will thank you thank you mhm can’t wait till y’all have babies are any of us going to have babies I can babysit no I think uh a lot
Of Front Runners in our friend group I don’t know what he said um I was going to say like we had a few Front Runners but they all yeah really so now it’s a now it’s a a race anyone could win this is true yeah you can have kids anytime wo babies
Yeah love babies I do think it’s do you guys ever go on like your high school like accounts Facebook Facebook Instagram anything yeah every now and then I do what about you sometimes same every now and then but yeah everyone is married and has kids and I’m like oh
It is crazy to me that that is kind of like I remember being in that too like when I was growing up and I would see people around me and my goal was like oh yeah I like want to have be married and have kids like that I didn’t know there
Was anything else outside of Life a lot of people grow up like that yeah you don’t know there’s another option yes you just like it’s not even something you’re looking for you just did you just genuinely did not know and then yeah I like streamed I went to college whatever
And I moved and then I was like oh my God I don’t have to do that yeah and it wasn’t always an option live your life life M however you want to live it yeah yeah but those people I’m sure they’re all happy as well cuz it’s kind of like
The life they know yes we call them townies back in my townies what townies town okay townies cuz like they they’re born in that town they gr up in that town work in one yeah um I we had a lot of people like that in my city was Kingston
Ontario and they were most famous for we having the most prison oh um in the city okay yeah interesting there was a lot of tties there and it’s kind of the same thing where they grow up there they go to the same High School their parents
Went to and you know work the same jobs their parents do and you know it’s it’s different for everyone but when I look at their pictures and they they have kids they all seem very happy a I think there’s like Beauty in that oh yeah I’m
Just really glad that I was able to experience something else to know what I want not everyone gets that yeah I think having options and choices is definitely a privilege so I’m just like glad I was like I look back that I’m like holy that would have been me like that that
Would have been my life and I don’t know if I would have been happy but I have the option now I’m here now I have like now I could have kids in five years and be happy all right wrapping up here we have just our Halloween shoot is coming out
Yes we can all look forward to that it releases it released by the time this podcast comes out right you guys worked very hard on it both of you were kind of like the most overworked Members those were the longest sh days of my life it was like from I was like scheduled from like 7 to 7:00 I it was 700 p.m. to like 7:00 a.m. yeah it was crazy and it’s like we have to film at night cuz it’s a Halloween was so tired
Halloween film so it’s just yeah that my sleep schedule but like I had so much fun like I just I I just had so much fun I think it was my favorite like OTV memory to do or like to make um it also inspired me to get better at
Acting oh yeah I was like oh dear God we should take improv it’s really F I’m telling you improv is so fun I’m down yeah it also just like watching Lily act I was like damn she a good actress no no I saw my Clips I think you’re really
Good I actually you’re really good it’s not too cringe that’s all I’ll say also hoping that it is not too cringe but I have seen a couple of my lines and I’m like oh dear God but I’m hoping that bro can just like do some movie Magic when
You guys uh filmed your line do you look at it after or did you just see your lines and the Final Cut Final Cut see like I wish that I could have seen it seen it so that I could be like oh I know exactly what I’m doing wrong but I
Don’t know what I’m doing wrong until I see it so yeah the director telling you like that’s what he’s telling you what to move or change and stuff but it is it’s hard not seeing it after cuz we’re so used to that yeah yep you just got to
Commit I is the number one thing even if it’s embarrassing even if it’s C just commit just do it definit at least you tried yeah I mean this is the first time any one of you have tried like acting yeah so I definitely committed no man I
Acted my heart out in the Mr Beast video John acted his hard out that was crazy yeah yeah that comes out this week hope you guys all watch it and it is the most ambitious OTV video ever broden’s dying yeah broden’s been working onstop all of our editors our staff has been
Trying to get this out so hope it was a good one mhm yeah do you guys have anything else coming up I’m going to Blitz con next week you guys are welcome to join where is it Anaheim so we can take a detour to Disneyland Disney’s crowded
Now you need to buy all those fast passes yeah it’s like 20 bucks per ride like what what is the joy you get to go on the rides for money that’s how Disneyland works if no one’s ever been to Disneyland everything’s great if you have money but if you don’t you just
Wait 5 hours for two rides terrible it actually goes against the Disney Spirit but that’s what they sell you on Mickey Mouse is a NY bastard yeah I mean yeah so what are you guys you guys got anything coming upai o f yep Hawai that’s it that’s it just go to
Hawaii you know what that sounds fun can we come it’s a two person I’m sorry I don’t think it’s that’s fair I’m glad you felt comfortable like putting up your boundaries let’s go to Hawai separately but like happen to be on the same weekend wait Which part of
Hawaii Maui Maui we’re staying with his parents okay there’s not enough room there’s not okay well if we’re there can we meet his parents then yeah you could meet his parents yeah they’re very nice people Co I am I am craving a tropical vacation but I do stay far far away from
Hawaii cuz I don’t have f there so maybe we could go to like the Bahamas Mal Mal Mal dive yeah I’m pretty sure it’s like a 28 hour flight or something crazy the mald oh what freaks me out are are those like Tropical Islands in the middle of nowhere like
The vast ocean like at least with Hawaii you know Hawaii is kind of like away from land mass right it is like you’re just in the middle of an island surrounded by giant ocean like what happens if there’s an emergency you would just walk back to like the bigger island
But like for example the mald I don’t know where that is but it sounds like I don’t think it’s like that I’ll show you a little map far off cuz I’m pretty sure it’s like this like okay boom you know like there’s always a bigger mass of land but you’re
Like in a little Villa yeah you’re in a tiny boom you know like here’s the mass of land and then you go to the yeah you just so do you have anything coming up Jody I don’t think I do I’m blinking are you chilling these days or you do you have
Oh dear God no I think I’m just surviving I feel like that is a very common state you’re in of like obligations and then you reacharge for one day but your’s more obligations that’s my life yeah yeah I really had the realization that I’m just going to start saying no to everything even
Though I know that I should to like prepare for my future but I’m so unhappy in the now that what what I even working for I have to do something so I’m changing my life you’re unhappy in the now yeah oh oh I’m sorry to hear that that’s all
Right cuz I’m on the up and up ever since you started saying no to things I’m going to yeah I’m changing my life around my life changed when I stopped playing valerant 12 hours a day I I will admit that has made a positive impact on my life and you also stopped playing
Val that’s because I was like what am I doing with my life yeah what do you want to do with your life make a really great skin care I can see that give us give me free samples when you do please okay have you started that process nice I
Would say that’s the one thing that like I am loving and super excited about and brings me so much fulfillment and then there’s a lot of other stuff but you can’t talk too much about it because if you do that means you would get that dopamine tell don’t tell us anything
Tell don’t tell us anything but we are very excited to hear more about it once it’s ready yes and not a second earlier yes give me a couple years all right that’s going to do it for the offline TV podcast thank you all so much for watching I missed all of you
Thank you Lily and jod for joining me today we’ll be back next week actually I don’t know if we even release this weekly we’ll be back next time with more great offline TV stories and conversations and just general good vibe one day I want to podcast where the
Topic of sex doesn’t come up that’s never going to happen if I’m on it I know and it’s crazy go join in someone else’s podcast thank you see you guys next time bye bye thank you bye
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