It’s time for a change all right let’s watch it’s time for a change and then watch the other one attention Gamers the other day I logged onto League of Legends for a typical day of work on the rift all right defeat but instead of following my usual pattern of asking for more pain
Today was different is why stay in this 15E abusive relationship when there are other attractive candidates on the market I needed a break and just had to decide on which game to play a game that was made in 2008 before the era of chat GPT tricking me into
Thinking I’ve been talking to real women was the game I needed and just to double down on the amount of time I’ve chat GPT tricking me into thinking I’ve been talking to real women was the game I needed and just to double down on the amount of time I would be wasting by
Doing this I would also be playing the hardcore version of the game which outside of a word I type into many search bars is also a mode of this MMO where if your character dies you are done in all the time you’ve spent on it
Goes to [ __ ] what could go wrong I knew that a no name who goes by soda Papa or something would be creating a streamer Guild with Mr K which was clearly going well he’s not dead he’s not dead I know three does he understand does heing understand you’re both at fault you are
Both at fault I do not give a cow he is a cow oh God okay I’m going to go and I figured I’m a regular to the big stream world so I’d shoot my shot who is this RAV guy is the league RAV guy I don’t
Who the [ __ ] RAV I told him I was kind of a big deal in the most toxic Community online to which he said bad player if this all right I’ve seen enough this is good enough all right RAV you’re in the guild welcome so it was set don’t worry during the days I
Will still be clocking my hours making League of Legends videos after all I need that look look at look at their look at their this is this this is how you join the guild I see swapping trash for a different pile of trash trash with Nostalgia all right welcome to the
Guild don’t worry during the days I will still be clocking my hours making League of Legends videos after all I need that rid Shadow Legends bag but at night I will be going by a different identity a dwarf Hunter aka the class most associated with people who have room
Temperature IQs but they get to tame a pet and according to data only 1% of them actually survive until max level so there was only one thing left to do this is good I spawn into what I can only imagine the inside of Charlie Sheen’s nostril looks like but I’m freezing my
Whet dick off so I talked to my homeboy Sten who is all like prove you’re not a [ __ ] by killing a few wolves in the area and I’ll give you a pair of mittens which seems like a task and reward combo on par with my pledging of fraternity
Days back in college so it should be a cake walk nice this is really good editing does he edit this himself I My Level Up Cherry in the process to which it’s customary to say ding in Guild chat and if you don’t you are doing it wrong everyone
Congratulates me that homie Stan gives me my reward for euthanizing the Ragged [ __ ] I picked up a cute dress in the process so I was practically ready to start competing in women’s sports then we got down to business some of the local crazy as [ __ ] Town’s folk we’re
Like we’ve got one hell of a trog problem rumor is Donna one of the old dwarfs had an ugly ass baby decades ago and they just left it out in the cold but its ugly Jee mutated the thing replicated and now there’s these little short AP looking [ __ ] faces that the
Dudes back at the Village don’t want anywhere near their wives and it was now my problem to deal with these ugly [ __ ] swinging femur bones at me I run into a few dudes who set up camp out in the woods I’m thinking to get a little nuts to butt snuggling by the
Campfire broke Back Mountain style but he last name describes his facial hair tells me he Triple Dog dares me to genocide the village of trolls over there he says if I get close enough I will see that they are taller than us fitter than us and they sound Jamaican
So they are probably good in bed and he can’t have them near his wife but despite me being concerned over why all these dudes are so insecure about their sex lives I oblige nabbing me a bit of a Slaughter sesh he’s like dope fist bump
Here’s an axe which would be cool if I wasn’t a hunter where 90% of my attacks come from my gun which coincidentally is name the same thing I call my side chick’s ass think that’s funny do you anyways I meet my first Sensei he teaches me how to poison [ __ ] among
Other things I’m all like wax on wax the [ __ ] off homie before I have my first off she wasn’t the one then after eliminating the population of nearly every race that could have sexed with a native dwarf’s wives I just have to kill one last troll now as a league player
I’m not accustomed to the idea of other players wanting to help each other accomplish a common goal but I give it a go and invite them to my party the assassination of grick near the cold goes smooth as [ __ ] into that I want to thank these homeboy Sabu and penis veins
For their assistance but at this point I’m feeling like I’m growing out of my small town routs I’m able to pull so many trogs at once I’m more outnumbered than a young Riley Reed on a casting couch and after being able to finish each one of them off with these I figure
It’s time to visit Sensei one more time tell him I’m out this [ __ ] and take my talents to the South Beach or anywhere away from this [ __ ] dumpster Wasteland of a starting zone turns out the only way out of my incest ridden Hometown is through some supposedly deadly tunnel as
Every time Dick and Harry is warning me against walking through I can’t get through the pass myself the drugs in the tunnel are extremely hostile so needless to say my ass cheeks were clenched going in it’s pre-cleared turns out some bald Chad paved the way and outside of running away from one
Ugly wife [ __ ] and I don’t see why that [ __ ] was so scared anyways a streamer named after Deli meets taught me that I can tag mobs and then have this 9 to5 pencil Pusher do all the work to kill them while I get all the credit
Which is # capitalism as you can see I exploited this dumb [ __ ] face for a while until he eventually caught on and stopped helping the gamer and me flamed the NPC and then Instant Karma head as my my first real fight on this side of the tunnel was looking like my last oh
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] yo half steping for Prime not even close baby then I hit the town gave all the cousins their love letters from the [ __ ] on the other side and I was ready to continue my quest in the new land land now small travel tip if you’ve
Never been to corano don’t these were some of the most lazy drunken [ __ ] I’ve ever met they had me running around doing dog [ __ ] errands for them like picking up the box of condoms that in keeper Bim left at the campsite real boring stuff and I was planning to leave
And hit up that forest with the tall chicks when I saw the most beautiful piece of ass in a Yeti cave enjoy the prime nice work on torney I enjoyed the strats yo thank you man oh my God he gets a girlfriend insta I’ve been playing this game for [ __ ] look no
Way what I’ve been playing this game for 20 years bro I’m still sing that is until she got some of Daddy’s bag and then I was practically invisible to her so I knew just the way to get her attention put myself in danger in a one
Lifee version of the game so she has to save me it didn’t work and I’ve deem tall Queen Sarah a gold digging [ __ ] because of it anyways I met a dude named Tundra who had a tall ass he left a box of nudes in a cave and now
Some perverted Elite Yeti was puppy guarding them as a level eight if something like this even touched me I would be days dead and [ __ ] over with a pissed off Papa soda to report two so I really only had one option but I had a plan you don’t actually need to pull that Guy oh look at him he’s Pro dude he’s Pro he kites it to the guards oh my God he’s actually Pro this is first time playing wow this just proves league players are better at the game that’s right even a random Normie whispered me in amazement of my raw masculinity and let’s just say the box of tundis nudes was secured the bo now to all the women in
My life who said I was awful at finding that right spot I’ll have you know that when it comes to getting beasts to the literal perfect pixel where an NPC will do my work for me I was a pro I had my first run in with a Chinese bot who
Stole a chest from me and then after more Mindless questing I hit Level 10 which to those of you who didn’t waste half your childhood playing this game is a big deal for hunters because it means you can learn how to domesticate a beast to be your pet first you have to prove
Yourself fit to be a father to Sensei by adopting a few temporary bastards which is kind of like in Middle school where they give you that crying doll as a lesson to teach you to use condoms and in some cases here I even had to deal with the jealous best friend once I
Proved myself a responsible parent it was time to find my soulmate and I already knew what I Wanted nice a [ __ ] pig I named my big black pig Hoy and with that a new lifelong Adventure was about to Blossom a short King Ginger and the thing that would ultimately be responsible for wiping the Guild in a raid what a great video dude yeah we link that in the
Chat go give it a like boys that was a great video [Laughter] dude all right where’s episode two man we need episode two I here so this is episode two attention Gamers previously on my break from playing one trash game to playing another trash game I made a dwarf Hunter
Without eyelids and applied to join soda Poppins Guild consisting of some of the internet’s biggest streamers some of the most famous pairs of pay wall tits and some other incompetent fumbling Muppets you actually kill me you my new friends were initially hesitant to watch my journey join soda
Our’s only Fang Guild here’s the first episode in documenting the journey oh God R made a video attention gamers are we watching this but they all left episode one a satisfied customer y bro we did such good editing and such a good script man I spawned into coldridge butthole defended the
Local dwarfs against the ugly evolved Heron Bay trying to bang their wives and completed arguably the hardest challenge in hardcore wow making it to level 10 on a hunter I enslaved a black pig named him Hoy and together we were ready to continue our journey as the only only
Fangs guild member to still not have received his invite to the guild Discord server me and howy were now ready to tear this Wasteland a new [ __ ] when I realized I was missing something wait a minute turns out these entitled swine can actually run away this just pissed
Me off and I knew things would have to change no more cute nicknames for my kids no more soft parenting as someone who grew up in the ’90s and is now playing an oldd version of World of Warcraft in his 30s I’d say I turned out
Fine so nothing but tough love for my pigs son moving forward I made him kill his family as punishment for my first son brother but I soon found out I have to keep these stupid animals Happy by feeding them and apparently the only way
To do that is to go into this Lord of the Rings looking man-made Mountain [ __ ] to visit Bella a California 2 out of 10 at best to teach you how to put food in your little [ __ ] mouth you will now be able to feed your pet she
Also taught him how a growl which meant that no Beast would ever attack me again turns out similar to me having abilities these swine flu spreaders can learn some too except the process to get them is the most convoluted [ __ ] ever you have to pay to put your own
Child in daycare then you have to do research on what wild animals can teach you skills as if this is some religious avatar the Last air bender [ __ ] lore so I finally find a bear and start to tame him so that I can learn he got grieved on his name you get back
Her you make love to my wife then I have to find a whole different species to tame so that I can teach my own remedial child how to bite and apparently the only type of wolves that know this are the starving kind who have watched way too much Mean Girls movies growing up
Controlling groups I had to execute 200 IQ strategies to divide and conquer the group straight Napoleon style kill off Regina George and then ultimately tame the orphan basic [ __ ] all so that it could teach me by it and I could train Howard except for the fact that he
Didn’t want to learn by it and he was too stupid to learn claw I had to build something called loyalty level before he would use his [ __ ] mouth so I made him genocide his entire he didn’t tame the rare he tamed the ad of the rare
Dude feed the meat of his dead relatives until finally the walking piece of bacon learned how to bite so in 45 minutes of making zero progress on my own journey I taught her entitled Pig how to bite great game design blizzard now if you pay to attention in History Class you
Know about the famous shot her round the world but if you didn’t it sounded like this and this and this and I was sick of my ears bleeding after only 11 levels of this so I made a deal with a pigtailed [ __ ] to send me to the land of the big
Sexy elves where this tall drink of milk taught me how to use bows so the classic wow ASMR could commence big tailed midgets my [ __ ] she also told me a Chad with a seemingly madeup name in The Forge of iron can teach me how to hold the big
Axes so I made a quick stop at bully Whiff’s place on the way home supposedly there’s a sophisticated subway system in this game that is safe as long as you don’t make a contact with the homeless Hood Lums down there and the ride is full of dank scenery this took me to
Goldshire the town Gold sh oh [ __ ] this is where it gets popping boys there’s going to be some sexual inuendos here for sure out place for players for its appearance in a South Park episode and for housing the most cringeworthy role playing scenarios but as I was just
Taking Howard for his morning he doesn’t know he doesn’t know about the erotic RP add-ons in goldshire yo I feel like this guy would be all over that [ __ ] he would be all over that [ __ ] he doesn’t know about the Erp add-on you download an add-on and then you fill out
Your profile your kinks everything dude it’s it’s insane um I’ve heard know that little [ __ ] will run away if I don’t give him a good life I stumble across a wanted poster hoger I barely know her hoger is basically the final boss for most 9-year-olds wow experience
There’s only 55 creatures who have more kills to their name and while I wanted to ask for help I know some guy with perfect hair on the internet would say something stupid about Glory if I did so there was only one thing to do thear oh [ __ ] not good hoger versus Howard EAS I officially beat World of Warcraft I officially beat World of Warcraft but turns out hoger has Jack [ __ ] on the concept of caves when it comes to casualties in this game the problem here is you can just walk and dip your toes in the murder scene for a
Bit and then you turn back around and guess who’s back here’s Johnny many great men before me have failed here but the guy in town needed those boxes of Hillary Clinton’s emails and I’m not a [Laughter] [ __ ] side note if you run into me in the world and don’t pet Howard you are essentially dead to me anyways after a bit of casual everyday small talk with the normies I was on my way but here’s the thing I was here which is here and I
Needed to get here this meant the next hour of my life would consist of running through tunnels and Crossing very dangerous zones at one point how [ __ ] around and most definitely found out # perfect parenting moment this brought me to the wetlands which is not only the perfect way to
Describe a room of women when this choed on Grom budget Ed Sheeran walks through the door but it’s also a deadly place for anyone my age to walk through thankfully Hunters are easy mode so I had the thing that tells me when I’m about to drive by a cop plus I was nuts
To butts with this big piece of I candy the whole time so I made it with ease all that was left to do was board the Mayweather put on my Christopher Columbus cosplay and I would arrive in the wrong [ __ ] he’s rping hard dude after a totally not frustrated Google
Search I found the right boat and with it we were at the shores of Darkness now I guess word got out that a voiceless faceless League of Legends YouTuber would be making a documentary on this Guild’s journey and now all these big shots started joining ay that could have made a movie about
This man’s death and hardcore and it would have sold more copies than Barbie then we had Azie a man who knows both the feeling of reaching max level and also dying at max level because he can’t keep his damaged dick in his pants turns out the season Fame boys of HC W have
Something known as streamer Benny’s while they tag mobs and then have multiple max level characters kill them at just the right point to give them full experience resulting in a highly calculated super optimized efficient way to level up all while I just spent the last 6 minutes wondering who the [ __ ] is
Dying to a school of fish but yeah some of these streamer Benny strats looked insane I saw one dude and his friend going full-blown Hitler on some harpies and this hidden Tech got him to level 18 in just over 4 hours yeah I felt like I was going pretty fast
That’s the Roomba the Roomba is in the video I couldn’t pinpoint exactly what was holding me up in terms of leveling speed but the good news was that I was in darkshore this place breeds easy quests like Los Angeles breeds porn stars who failed at being actors you
Just tickle a few Beach whales tell this bridge chump that his dead wife doesn’t want to see him anymore oh [ __ ] he’s in the chat what’s up and it is just an XP orgasm while you are here nice oh my God it at one point I ran into wampy doing his streamer Benny
Strat and as a guildy I figured I would go introduce myself hey my what do you call your G that runs three rest of Dre in com at Tre he flat out ignored me so I threw heat his way and later had a chat with Howard where I
Said don’t you ever let your future Fame make you think your own speedrunning goals are more important than laughing at a random Guild’s awful joke that said I was jealous of his leveling speed so I figured I would try out his Strat except the guy who I have killing my mobs
Didn’t know he was part of my Strat that didn’t last long but I felt bad and after the little garden gnome told me he had been stuck on this quest for 15 minutes I invited him only for him to drag the entire [ __ ] cave down to me
While saying I have problems this little green-haired ninny muggins was bad news he kept trying to dry hump rocks as a bug to get out of the cave faster and all I wanted to do was be done with him and put anything that happened between
Us in the past but Howard and I had business to attend to on the dude I entered Westfall with one objective to find a defas Trapper this is known as the most deadly mob in all of Hardcore wow outside of falling or drowning no other thing has taken more lives and
Wasted more virgin’s time than a def Trapper and there to that’s us Boys did take off his gear to fight at the fire Trapper 101 there’s no way that’s going to work bro does he have his why does he have his unarmed leveled up what the [ __ ] why has he leveled his unarmed G Chad because he’s a [Laughter]
Gigachad he sent it dude he he he’s been preparing his whole life Victor in front of my defeated opponent knowing what this momentous event would mean you were now looking at the most deadly creature in all of AZ dude how does he how does he make [ __ ] leveling from one to like 10
Actually so good dude this guy is great all right I linked it I link it in chat watch episode three you guys want to watch episode three episode two was almost better than episode one dude send it all right let’s do it let’s do it attention Gamers previously on my
Therapist recommendation to escape the pain that comes from playing League of Legends every day by playing a 20-year-old buggy game with a bunch of Internet famousy boys and girls I enslaved a pig as my pet who immediately abandon me so I got a second with a new parenting style focused around tough
Love I wasted way too much time trying to teach him new skills and then I wasted more hours learning how big this fantasy world of Azeroth really is and how long it takes to travel I speed leveled at on10th the speed of the big time famous wow players in the guild who
Ignored me when I tried to make a good first impression by telling them jokes I gained some Street crit in goldshire by teabagging a rebellious rabbit named hoger and then I challenged the most deadly mob in all of wow to a butt naked bear knuckle MAA to which I was
Successful and claimed the title of biggest badass in Azeroth I I quickly started to realize the consequences of my new title for starters Howard’s cousins were starting to act jealous of him being adopted by such a big dick swinger I had to remind him that barking [ __ ] get stitches
And the only thing they will ever amount to is having their liers used in a pie baked by some Farm hone named after salmonella I too was getting more attention as everyone wanted to take down the new king of Westfall and after seeing all the [ __ ] ways people are
Actually being killed during duels and clips I wasn’t about to trust this fully World buff level 12 even if she was a little fan maybe be a big fan And subscribe to the channel Miss Chila anyways I quickly learned from a man who doesn’t know how to pronounce defas the
Defus front is constantly shifting that my recent Victory took a bloody [ __ ] on the reputation of the biggest gang in westall and now we were in a full-blown gang war many members of the gang can be trapped by the red leather bandanas they wear this was music to my ears as I had
No problem big dick strutting into their shitty Barns and demanding they give me their bandanas Howard however was iffy on messing with a gang but I reminded him where he’d be without me we busted that joint and I was ready to start collecting my prizes nice but this particular Mission wasn’t all rainbows
And shower sex no we had our fair share of casualties as I ran into one of Gandalf’s testicles who was fatally wounded 07 he was laying there bleeding out still barely connected to the world as I demanded answers 07 dude his oo poetic Famous Last Words 555 will be
Remembered and I vowed to avenge this dyslexic leprechaun’s life and raid the panty drawers of the dead [ __ ] I’ve killed inventory is full the initial plan was to be merciful and execute a quick and painless genocide of their ranks but after seeing how they just
Left Odin mmn to bleed out was enough to spark my villain Arc the Humane ways of killing gang members was over I would set fire traps and lure these Co aware dagger douchebags into them laughing at them while they slowly burned to death until I gathered every last bandana only
To be thanked in the most generic way ever nice work person but more work was they sent me to a seemingly abandoned town to slaughter some of their civilian everyone had fled due to the war but as I was about to check the local pub I heard Whispers turns out a surprise party
Featuring my own funeral was planned and I wasn’t about to RSVPs with my plus one to that PSY [ __ ] 360 no scoped my way into that bad decision almost got myself killed for the sake of this clip but it all worked out it was at this time where
My gildy said there’s proverbial cake in the break room which in this case meant World Buffs on a roof which was dank as I got to meet the fellas in person and they gave me a bunch of Buffs that made me run faster attack harder and turn
Into Keanu Reeves at this re waste the next 30 minutes of my life walking to a random town and I was about to tell him to [ __ ] off until he said this there is a rogue by the name of Wy who owes me a favor and the Curiosity of why this
Grown man owed him was enough for me to get that cardio session in I met oneeyed Willie and he told me the whole backstory a random lady overheard and even she was shocked to hear gr was into that stuff anyways it turns out you can’t visit a small incest ridden town
As keano Rees and not be asked to do a few heroic things for them a little boy named Shawn said his girlfriend would let him get to second base with her if he found her Taylor Swift bracelet in the lake so of course I had to wingman
The little horn dog out except he lacked a bit in the Riz department when he had me be the one to give it to her but hey at least someone in town was trying to make moves you have a sturdy pair on you so if you’re interested then some called
Girl said her fat ass husband left his lunch at home and now I was going to be his Uber Eats to which he was like give that [ __ ] some flowers for me and I’m thinking I already helped a tween perv touch his first TI you can fix your own
Marriage dude so I went back to Westfall with the gang information I got from the guy who went blind from getting Gran’s jizz in his eye at twitchcon Edwin vanle was our Target and he said dank now I need you to waste an extraordinary long amount of time on the dumbest [ __ ]
Quest ever where you mug a dude on his morning where in this entire zip code and after three short eternities I found him turns out my time is about as valuable as a screen door on a submarine to our twitch con pervert grind as he didn’t even need that messenger when
They got all the info they needed from some dude that got fed up with politics preventing his promotions in the def us gang so now he was going to agree to show me and Howard where his boss man’s secret little [ __ ] Hideout was Final orders were given Edwin vanle must be
Assassinated now a few things needed to happen before I could take down this gang leader van queif guy first I had to wait for my 20th birthday congrats this meant I could learn new party tricks like aspect of the cheetah which is quite possibly the best ability in the game for example
Let’s say you are alone in a bar thinking about what it would be like to not be an alcoholic when a certified baddy sends you this hey bab want to come over I’m home alone you know what that means get wave to the guys that you single-handedly keep employed and Then fast as [ __ ] boy fast as [ __ ] except when you get there she’s actually not alone and there’s also a [ __ ] child and Chris Hansen is there in a hat the second thing I needed was a group as Vander que cakes hangs out in a dungeon which meant
We would need more people but we ran into a logistical issue I can’t find a tank but uh would you mind if we did four four GPS and a Healer now a little wow 101 for the viewers who have actually had sex before in World of Warcraft dungeons typically require one
Guy to take the hits one guy to heal the hits and three guys to deliver the hits but in this case we couldn’t find the most important guy so winging it was the suggestion but considering this is Hardcore wow and papaa would be mad if we died doing something dumb like this
There was only one appropriate response says let’s [ __ ] send it baby we greet each other like killer ninjas he pets Howard we Zone it and prepare ourselves for what will undoubtedly be the hardest thing ever very important the defas [ __ ] kept sending more and more gang members
To stop us but we eventually made it to a shitty Titanic replica that a bunch of goblins were Building inside a giant cave until all that was left was us and Eddie challenge the Brotherhood who’s tanking it is the Rogue is tanking it he fell with ease as he was no match to
Our five Gamers hyped up on power gum and as I approached his head that I just ended the entire gang war that was started for me naked bare knuckle brawling one of his peans I would take his head back as a sign of my victory I can’t it
Anymore I’d like to give this [ __ ] in that mission tonight to give only fangs their first big victory in Azeroth sending the World of Warcraft and all of its [ __ ] NPC gangs a message that this Guild full of legitimate morons will one day conquer all only Fang one westf gang zero damn that’s
Nice 11 out of 10 episode 4 there’s one more are we sending episode four go go go go go episode this is episode four all right let’s see if I die I have to go back to League of Legends rav’s wow journey in only fangs step program to find Joy
Again through video games by taking breaks from being told to buy noes on Amazon from League players to make the best hardcore wow documentary Series in the Eastern kingdoms I got in a naked slap battle with a dagger douche large I became the biggest Hitman in Westfall killing every last red bandana
Little [ __ ] until one finally showed me where I could find their leader I teamed up with my first guildy for a covert group operation to enter the dead minds and take down the leader ofing little book club which was a great success in the first step toward putting only fangs on the
Map the storytelling is amazing turns out our Triumph in the deadmines was followed by some dark times for The Guild some of us were finding out the hard way that they aren’t the only thing who can summon slaves to do their slaughtering others were learning that
If something casts a single spell for 12 seconds it’s probably not going to feel nice when it comes out young Jeffy learned that horde City Guards will attack you from bum [ __ ] Egypt and then others who had add-ons making their mini map look dank and their action bars look
Like a lost and found table seemingly forgot to make use of the most important add-on their eyeballs and I think the realities of Hardcore wow was taking its toll on the well-being of the Guild what the [ __ ] ised in an emergency meeting where we all got called into the principal’s office to hear this oh how many people have died in the past day do you guys even give a Howard was struggling as well you see after news got out that he attended the vancle gang
Bang let’s just say he was absolutely drowning in pig puss but these Westfall Hogs clearly aren’t tested so he was having garia shits every few seconds like they were hiccups but with herpes I was starting to learn more about how the wild Community behaves for example when
Someone has a tag on a quest mob you need they will either a ignore you because they are a Chinese bot or B Be total Giga Chad stop their kill in the middle of the fight CC the Barney cosplaying murlock while they remember how to invite other people to their
Little murder date so you can get credit and I think these are the people who should be recognized anyways our fearless Guild leader decided to reward me for not dying by making my weapon look like a flaming hot cheo’s Kabab and even though as a hunter this effectively
Would do nothing for me the style points had me treating every fight like I was recording flashy kills for a Halo 2 montage I had some loose ends to tie up in the 50 Shades of Gray Forest starting with a genocide of these Thugs who had a fetish
For saying weird [ __ ] as you killed them mommy but in reality I was there to apparently grow old and die wondering how the hell to do this Quest I was on what level is he 2 I euthanized at least two Baker dozen of those [ __ ] my mini map looks like the grammar police
Had a group orgy on it looking into this bowl wasn’t exactly helpful how hard I should get and these BS were trying to grab a handful of dwarf dick every time I walked by I decided to just move on an uneducated man and challenge myself to
What my guide warned me was a quest that is too hard to solo and I soon found out that’s because it’s almost impossible to not die of boredom watching this short King Joe Biden just walk around in circles trying to remember his own name for 20 minutes looking for some old
Pelvis bone only to remember he left it at his side H Ho’s house I gave him the name of a dementia medicine and decided I had about enough of dark Shore and onto a city named astrona emphasis on the ass emphasis on the ass nice but I was here for one thing and
That was to help my homeboy cure his [ __ ] of some crippling SD he gave her the initial gamer fuel we tried didn’t seem to do [ __ ] so he had me go to a little swamp Island to pick up a glowing Godzilla Tic Tac I’m not sure why the
Horn dog thought this would work but here is where I also learned this was a daughter father relationship which makes this whole situation a bit strange but if he’s going to be loyal to one hoe in a town that is just crawling with local talent I guess I can look past incest
And go pick some sparkling Pond pubes for us to try that didn’t do [ __ ] for the entitled ho so I was like sorry Mr White Moon your weird quasi illegal sexy stepdaughter a kink you had going on is just going to have to stay on pause as I gave them the doctor disrespect
Proverbial firm handshake and pieced out of there you see I booked a Cru back to the other continent instead where I generously handed out some high level Hunter tips to an nor me you got to Fe I made a quick pit stop in Pearl Harbor because some drunk [ __ ] stay to survive
The Titanic was in look Hunters man look look at these Hunters you got to feed them oh this [ __ ] gets fed a little too much some [ __ ] in major city will teach you all those obvious tricks look at these guys manp Dr [ __ ] stain who survived the
Titanic was in town telling his story and I wanted to know if Rose’s ass was as dank as it was in the movie but all he would say was I’ll need a fresh drink if I’m to get a handle on this hangover and continue my tail and as someone who
Attended at least one year of college I knew just how to fix that situation it was around this time where I think I survived my first assassination attempt now I want to note that if you ever see someone struggling out in the world because some giant terrifying Pew
Bush of algae whose favorite game is apparently peekaboo wanted you to euthanize a bunch of Ratchet rabbits the best thing to do is run up there and give her some emotional support yes you could help but you know how the saying goes buy a man of fish he
Eats for a day let a rogue die from over pulling their roll of priest when they go again but the whole point reason I had to leave my incest fetish homie so urgently was to visit this make a wish City that I stopped by in as keano Reeves last episode because Howard was
Starting to look a bit dated like he was in dire need of the latest iOS update so we agreed to pass if it meant me teaching him new tricks and I knew exactly who I wanted to use it on oo I knew from using my toilet time by
Reading hardcore wow forums that this particular pig doesn’t [ __ ] around so I thoughtfully played it pretty well dazing him and then putting the bacon over eyes to which he still came out and slapped me for half my health before actually agreeing to be my [ __ ] that was risky I was starting to
Worry I would enjoy having such a powerful Pig too much and that a tough breakup conversation was in store psychi named this smelly bastard little slave and tried everything in my power to get his ass killed only for Blizzard’s buggy ass code to make everything attack me instead the second
I got what I needed from him I commanded him to run in the lake and drown himself I reunited with Howard held up on my end of the deal and guiltily told him about my infidelity I could see the look in his eyes and even though I didn’t agree
I knew this was something he had to do oh [ __ ] Howard versus peny grub go Howard until some [ __ ] Good Samaritan decided to come and completely [ __ ] on Howard’s Glory Howard’s Glory we all know who would have won that fight right guys but Howard’s Revenge aside it was a
Big day for us as we had to attend our first streamer Guild meeting I was excited to be a part of such an elite group until the meeting consisted of three hours of Mind numbing yelling mainly coming from some guy named Russell so I had to outplay that
Mechanic and then try to sneak out he muted Russell the Howard’s growing Fame had me busted and I wasn’t going to deny him pets from this chick so I went back and learned my lesson and never tried to sneak out of that meeting again a few
Moments later we might have to get out of here you know I’m really upset about my whole pizza party Friday thing I don’t care that is entirely unacceptable behavior in chance and I complely meeting was content’s out here too R’s vibing dude but in my defense it’s because I heard
Papa SoDo say this uh and Target dummies are required from now on so I spent the rest of the meeting leveling my engineering and considering I started that ear bludgeoning experience where I had to apologize to my headphones afterwards I came out of it with some dank ass Shades Plus Engineering turned
Out to be the bee’s knees considering on deadly four packs after I nuked the little gray ball sack in the back I can hit a fat AOE Wombo Combo with my man-made Dynamite straight Hiroshima style and since this is just a wow Pro tips Channel full of info that [ __ ] boy
Ay would never know here’s another one when you are running past a class who can give Buffs turning around to help them kill their mob will psychologically outplay them into giving you their Buffs without even having to ask it works every time for example I wanted this mage’s intellect buff easy godamn peasy
Just help him nuke that bird and Walla you have your buff he didn’t give him [ __ ] bro it’s it’s really expensive casting Arcane intellect buff me you [ __ ] anyways it was time for me to lose my virginity which in this case meant having to turn the brightness on
My screen just about to Max settings so I could see more than 10 ft in front of me turns out fit’s BFF is now a Hermit who needs help wiping his own ass not to mention Joe Biden’s speech writer lives out here I can’t escape them monsters in
Raven Hill and oh couldn’t be only harmless Jitters I quickly learned that while in the US you drive on the right side of the road and in some EU countries you get the left side of the road but in duskwood you stay the [ __ ] off the road entirely because of a big
Walking Godzilla sperm cell named Stitches who kills more Warcraft Gamers than the concept of loneliness itself he is so deadly that one of the four hardcore servers was literally named after him and you can always tell when he’s around because you’ll walk by some [ __ ] and notice she stopped and turned
Around to see what happens to you and that’s when you should immediately know that the patrolling jiz rag is close oh [ __ ] don’t Tell Me Howard might not be the heroes that dark Shire wants tonight we would be the heroes that they need he fights stitches dude that was great that was
Great holy [ __ ] one episode five dude episode five man yeah they just let you walk towards that’s the part of Hardcore everyone want see it uh let me link that video hold up this was episode 4 go like this boys that was a great [ __ ] video dude
Holy [ __ ] yeah that was a great video that’s one of the guildies and
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