Are You Asian Enough?

Tribunal of mixed Asian heritage will now decide the fate of Mike Trapp yes yes that’s correct my great-grandfather was okay yeah I see it you are accused of claiming to know the best Korean barbecue joints without explanation and insisting you’re an authority on North Korean politics how do you plead guilty

I guess you’re only an eighth year what is that even certainly your father would be Asian but your children 1/16 that’s nothing that’s like half a slice of pizza that’s not even a snack that’s 1/8 the law of Asian heritage clearly says what you can and can’t do in casual conversation you may

Claim to be Asian around those less Asian than you but around those more Asian than you you must wait for them to ask you about it okay on formal documents if there’s the option to choose more than one ethnicity you must tick agen if you can only select one you

May check Asian but we will silently judge you however if it is a document requesting diversity related scholarships you should not check engine’ but we know that you will I’m sorry this is very music it’s perfectly simple can I check me I do not wish to say boss

Yes but you’ll imagine your grandmother looking very disappointed okay that’s there where’s the handle stand on access and my agent of do a broken English accent as a joke or for a comedy sketch or something know how good is it oh no no you you are not

Asian enough to do the accent but you are Asian enough to be offended by it just don’t like make a big deal out of it or anything you’ll embarrass yourself you are Asian enough to enjoy Korean restaurants Oh anyone can do that don’t interrupt me sorry but you may act

Superior to others in a Korean restaurant because your grandmother made better food okay thank you you are expected to get really excited when you see Randall Park and stuff oh you are Asian enough to really enjoy anime although be honest with your build may make you look more white you are Asian

Enough to make your own kimchi without seeming like a twee douchebag but beware you are also Asian enough to reinforce stereotypes if you’re really good at Starcraft Oh any questions I used to speak Korean phrases I know with Korean weights that is so oh no guys to be

Honest I don’t even think I should be up here oh okay totally deferring to you guys though now we must adjourn so the black council can make their decisions you’re black hi I’m Zack from CollegeHumor click here to subscribe or click here to watch another funny video

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