All right uh you guys would want to watch one of the the the videos from RAV here attention Gamers I have never uh I’ve not seen these videos myself I’ve heard a lot I’ve I’ve had a lot of people ask me to watch the the the
Videos from RAV he has been he is a League of Legends YouTuber I believe that has been uh Del delving into World of Warcraft classic for the first time specifically hardcore so um yeah we’re going to give it a try here’re we’re going to watch it and see what it’s all
About never seen the videos as I said before so uh let’s see attention Gamers the other day I logged onto League of Legends for a typical day of work on the rift oh God there’s a Ravis in the guild that I joined dude league is so different
Nowadays I played a little bit like four years ago and then way back in the day but instead of following my usual pattern of asking for more pain today was different oh why stay in this 15-year abusive relationship when there are are other attractive candidates on
The market oh really I needed a break and just had to decide on which game to play the greatest game of all time a game that was made in 2008 before the era of chat GPT tricking me into thinking I’ve been talking to real women
Was the game I needed and just to double down on the amount of time I would be wasting by doing this I would also be playing the hardcore version of the game I think there’s something outside of a word I type into many search bars is
Also a mode of this MMO where if your character dies you are done and all the time you’ve spent on It Go to [ __ ] what could go wrong I knew that a no name who goes by soda Papa or something would be creating a stream or Guild with Mr which
Was clearly going well he’s not dead he’s not dead I know three does he understand does he understand you’re both at fault you are both at fault I do not give a why dude I love watching the Clips of chance he absolutely losing it at like people in The Guild it is so
Funny man is a coward PU Bingo bang goach for my sub gift okay man hi bye all right hi bye thank you tigan thank you so much for the 51 months okay I’m going to go and I figured I’m a regular to the big stream
World so I’d shoot my shot who is this RAV guy is the league RAV guy I don’t who the [ __ ] RAV I told him I was kind of a big deal in the most toxic Community online to which he said bad player all right I’ve seen
Enough this is good enough all right RAV you’re in the guild welcome okay so it was set don’t worry during the days I will still be clocking my hours making League of Legends videos after all I need the r Shadow Legends bag but night I will be going by a different identity
Oh a dwarf Hunter aka the class most associated with people who have room temperature IQs but they get to tame a pet and according to data only 1% of them actually survive until Level so there was only one thing left to do log in baby rav’s journey to 60 I
Spawn into what I Can Only Imagine the inside of Charlie Sheen’s nostril looks like but I’m freezing my wet dick off so I talk to my homeboy Sten who is all like prove you’re not a [ __ ] by killing a few wolves in the area and I’ll give
You a pair of mittens which seems like a task and reward combo on par with my pledging of fraternity days back in college so it should be a cakewalk okay oh he’s blasting it okay okay blasting I My Level Up Cherry in the process to which it’s customary to
Say ding in Guild chat and if you don’t you are doing it wrong everyone congratulates me then homie Sten gives me my reward for euthanizing the Ragged [ __ ] I picked up a cute dress in the process so I was I’m I watch all five episodes uh I don’t know uh maybe maybe
Not we ready to start competing in you then we got down to okay long time no see checked me out I’m listen we’re in the middle of like watching a video okay I’m going to have to skip this one I’m sorry but I really appreciate the 27
Months man okay thank you very much man that’s going to be a skipper for for that one okay like we’re watching we’re we’re watching the lore here for a video okay thank you st for the prime as well think you the 27 months man skip well call me a scammer okay unbelievable
Business some of the local lazy as [ __ ] towns folk we like we’ve got one hell of a trou problem rumor is Donna one of the old dwarfs had an ugly ass baby decades ago and they just left it out in the cold but it’s ugly Jee mutated the thing
Replicated and now there’s these little short AP looking [ __ ] faces that the hey why is he like bullying the truns man it’s not their fault they’re not that pretty okay it is what it is dudes back at the Village don’t want anywhere near their wives and it was now my problem to
Deal with these ugly [ __ ] swinging femur bones at me I run into a few dudes who set up camp out in the woods I’m thinking to get a little nuts to butt snuggling by the campfire broke Back Mountain style but he who his last name describes his facial hair tells me he
Triple Dog dares me to genocide The Village of trolls over there yep that’s what you do he says if I get close enough I will see that they are taller than us fitter than us and they sound Jamaican so they are probably good in bed and he can’t have them near his wife
Despite me being concerned over why all these dudes are so insecure about their sex lives I oblige nabbing me a bit of a Slaughter sesh he’s like dop fist bump here’s an axe which would be cool if I wasn’t a hunter where 90% of my attacks come from
My gun which coinci actually so true Hunters actually get shafted in the beginning they don’t get like a new or do Bow or anything they don’t get anything badass Hunters just get nothing in the openingd has named the same thing I call my side chick’s ass think that’s funny do you
Oh wait what anyways I meet my first Sensei he teaches me how to poison [ __ ] among other things I’m all like wax on wax the [ __ ] off homie before I have my first interaction with a female she wasn’t the one oh then after eliminating the population of nearly
Every race with the native dwarf’s wives I just have to kill one last troll mhm now as a league player I’m not accustomed to the idea of other players wanting to help each other accomplish a common goal but I give it a go and invite them to my party damn the
Assassination Smo this [ __ ] into that I want to thank these homeboy Sabu and penis veins for their assistance but at this point I’m feeling like I’m growing out of my small town Roots dude he really hates these trucks don’t he he’s like fighting four of them at the same
Time he does not like him you feeling better uh I’m okay I’m just coughing out my lungs all day but apart from that I’m feeling good yeah I’m able to pull so many trogs at once I’m more outnumbered than a young Riley Reed on a casting couch and after being able to finish
Each one of them off with these I figure it’s time to visit Sensei one more time tell him I’m out this [ __ ] and take my talents to the South Beach or anywhere away from this [ __ ] dumpster Wasteland of a starting zone turns out okay that this starting zone ain’t that bad okay it’s
Giving a little bit too much crap to the starting zone one of the better ones the worst starting zone definitely goes to the night El okay I’m sorry guys tell just a it the way out of my incest Rd Hometown is through some supposedly deadly tunnel as every time Dick and
Harry is warning me against walking through I can’t get through the pass myself the truns in the tunnel are extremely hostile so needless to say my ass cheeks were clenched going in it’s not that scary at all somebody killed everything for him turns out some bald Chad paved the way
And outside of running away from one ugly wife [ __ ] it I don’t see why that [ __ ] was so scared anyways a streamer named after Deli meets taught me that I can tag mobs and then have this 9 to5 pencil wait who’s the streamer named after daily
Meats Pusher do all the work to kill them while I get all the credit which is Hash wait is it Tomy salami capitalism as you can see I EXP voided this dumb [ __ ] face for a while until he eventually caught on and stopped helping no that’s because the No
Actually that’s because the the boore is yellow all the other mobs you killed were red this is a yellow mob so the guards doesn’t help gamer and me flamed the NPC and then instant karmad as my first real fight on this side of the tunnel was looking like my
Last is it actually rav’s first time playing W by the way oh [ __ ] dude that Bo’s going to charge oh and he pulled the leopard oh my God he’s got his homie up there though not even close baby then I H the town gave all the cousins their
Love letters from the [ __ ] on the other side and I was ready to continue my quest in the new land all right that was actually a close call though yeah now small travel tip if you’ve never been he’s doing well for first timer that’s what I’m saying these were some
Of the most lazy drunken [ __ ] I’ve ever met they had me running around doing dog [ __ ] errands for them like picking up the box of condoms that in left at the campsite real boring stuff and I was planning to leave and hit up that forest
With the tall chicks when I I’m so sorry guys I’m so sorry I took off real bad saw the most beautiful piece of ass in a Yeti cave oh oh shoot it was instant chemistry hey girl hey babe wow you’re hot one to be my
GF sure babe oh that is until she got some of Daddy’s bag and then I was practically invisible to her so I knew just the way to get her attention put myself in danger in a one life version of the game so she has to Safe me it
Didn’t and I deemed tall Queen Sarah a gold digging [ __ ] because of it anyways I met a dude named Tundra who had a tall he left a box of nudes in a cave and now some perverted Elite gy was puppy guarding them as a level if something
Like this even touched me I would be days dead and [ __ ] over with a pissed off Papa soda to report to so I really only had one option oh [ __ ] he’s going plan we need he needs to Rel this guy’s a gamer okay dude there’s no way this
His first time playing Wow first time playing wow kiding old ice beard no shut Up he’s actually playing that Well he’s definitely played similar games before man cuz that’s that’s like impressive for a for a fresh player right that’s right even a random Normie whispered me in amazement of my he kind of [ __ ] up though cuz he couldn’t loot it right so he actually didn’t do enough
Damage to it masculinity and let’s just say the box of tundis nudes was secured easy you can kind in League well yeah but that’s not the same game at all it’s like a top down you click with the mouse it’s very different King in wow and kiding in League see Le thank you
For the 22 months in my life who said I was awful at finding that right spot I’ll have you know that when it comes to getting beasts to the literal perfect pixel where an NPC would do my work for me I was a pro I had my first run in with a
Chinese bot who stole a chest from me and then after more Mindless questing I hit Level 10 which to those of you who didn’t waste half your childhood playing this game is a big deal for Hunters because it means you can learn how to domesticate a beast to be your pet yep
First you have to prove yourself fit to be a father to Sensei by adopting a few temporary bastards which is kind of like in Middle School where they give you that crying doll as a lesson to teach you to use condoms and in some cases
Here I even had to deal with the jealous best friend once I proved myself a responsible parent it was time to find my soulmate and I already knew what I wanted oh a boore oh shoot this board doesn’t have charge though no oh it does good a [ __ ] pig I named my
Big black pig howi and with that a new lifelong Adventure was about to Blossom a short King Ginger and the thing that would ultimately be responsible for wiping the Guild in a raid very very good choice for a for a first pit man I like that that’s good um I know there I
Don’t know how many videos he he he made of these um is this the next one I I I I I I got this recommended and I just like skipped through it uh but I didn’t actually like watch it is this the next one episode two you guys want to watch a
Few more of them or you want to start doing the the gameplay and stuff like that yeah watch them all okay we might as well I mean if if we’re doing it we might as well do it sure we’ll watch it I’m I’m down to watch the the little RF
Adventure are the servers going down uh no I was supposed to be live a lot earlier but uh I got caught up and stuff but now we’re just doing some react gameplay on this stream that would be a first okay all right let’s see the this
One this is the this is the number two of the rav journey into hardcore W attention Gamers previously on my break from playing one trash game to playing another trash game I made a dwarf Hunter without eyelids and applied to join soda Poppin Guild consisting of some of the
Internet’s biggest streamers some of the most famous pairs of payall tits and some other incompetent bumbling Muppets R you actually kill me you remember my new friends were initially hesitant to watch my Journey join soda our’s only fangs Guild here’s the first episode in documenting the
Journey oh God R made a video attention Gamers the uh are we watching this but they all dude that that’s actually the that’s like how what I I can’t speak that’s what I thought as well when I first saw I was like guys do we want to
Watch this but it the the previous episode was really fun left episode one a satisfied customer bro this is such good editing in such a good man it really is I spawned into coldridge butthole defended the local dwarfs against the ugly evolved harambes trying to bang their wives and completed arguably the hardest
Challenge in hardcore wow making it to level 10 on a hunter I enslaved a black pig named him howi and together we were ready to continue our journey as the only only fangs guild member to still not have received his invite to the guild Discord server I just recently
Joined it us well actually me and how were now ready to tear this Narnia Wasteland a new [ __ ] when I realized I was missing something wait a minute turns out these entitled swine can actually run away this just pissed me off and I knew things would have to
Change no more cute nicknames for my kids no more soft parenting as someone who grew up in the ’90s and is now playing an oldd version of World of Warcraft in his 30s I’d say I turned out fine so nothing but tough love for my pig Son Moving Forward okay I made him
Kill his family as punishment for my first son leaving me but I soon found out I have to keep these stupid animals Happy by feeding them and apparently the only way to do that is to go into this Lord of the Rings looking man-made Mountain [ __ ] to visit Bella a
California 2 oh he didn’t he didn’t get the abast training 10 at best to teach you how to put food in your little [ __ ] mouth you will now be able to feed your pet she also taught him how to growl which meant that no Beast would
Ever attack me again that’s a lie yeah turns out similar to me having abilities these swine flu spreaders can learn some too except the process to get them is the most convoluted [ __ ] ever so annoying yeah you have to pay put your own child in daycare then you have to do
Research on what wild animals can teach you skills as if this is some religious avatar the Last air bender [ __ ] lore so I finally find a bear and start to tame him so that I can learn oh that’s [ __ ] up oh that’s [ __ ] up man you you make
To my wife then I have to find a whole different species to tame so that I can teach my own remedial child how to bite and apparently the only type of wolves that know this are the starving kind who have watched way too much Mean Girls movies growing up that they only Patrol
In groups yep I had to execute 200 IQ strategies to divide and conquer the group straight Napoleon style kill off Regina George and then ultimately tame the orphan basic [ __ ] all so that it could teach me B and I could train Howard except for the fact that he
Didn’t want to learn by it and he was too stupid to learn CLW I had to build something called loyalty level before he would use his [ __ ] mouth so I made him genocide his entire family every time he would be hungry I would feed him the of his dead relatives until finally
The walking piece of bacon learned how to bite so in 45 minutes of making zero progress on my own journey I taught her entitled Pig how to bite great game Hey listen that was that was progress though okay because it’s all about the journey all right design blizzard now if you
Paid attention in History Class you know about the famous shot herd round the world but if you didn’t it sounded like this and this and this and I was sick of my ears bleeding after only 11 level of this so I made a deal with a pigtailed
[ __ ] to send me to the land of the big sex elves where this tall drink of milk taught me how to use bows so the classic wow ASMR could commence sweet and sour sauce on my [ __ ] okay she also told me a Chad with a seemingly madeup name and
The forge of irons can teach me how to hold the big axes so I made a quick stop at bully Whiff’s place on the way home uh supposedly there’s a sophisticated subway system in this game that is safe as long as you don’t make a contact with
The home Hood Lums down there and the ride is full of dank scenery this took me to Gold Shire the town known for being the biggest hangout place for players for its appearance in a South Park episode and for housing the most cringeworthy role playing scenarios but
As I was just taking Howard for his morning walk because I now know that little [ __ ] will run away if I don’t give him a good life I stumble across a wanted poster hoger I barely know her hoger is basically the final boss for most 9-year-olds w
There’s only 55 creatures who have more KS to their name and while I wait he’s actually the 56 deadliest oh my God wanted to ask for help I know some guy with perfect hair on the internet would say something stupid about Glory if I did so there was
Only one thing to do got to get the glory man oh [ __ ] not good oh he’s got a kite now yeah don’t into the don’t cut into the water though that’s bad Hunter’s so broken guys it’s so insane I officially beat World of Warcraft EC but turns out hoger has Jack [ __ ] on
The concept of caves when it comes to casualties in this game yep the problem here is you can just walk and dip your toes in the murder scene for a bit and then you turn back around and guess who’s back they’re behind you John many great men before me have
Failed here but the guy in town needed those boxes of Hillary Clinton’s emails and I’m not a [ __ ] o oh hey let’s go side note if you run into me in the world and don’t pet Howard you are essentially dead to me anyways after a bit of casual everyday
Small talk with the normies I was on my way but here’s the thing the normies I I say your YouTube video well done pet Howard what’s wrong with your friend’s face bad Cass of the ugly oh everyday small talk with a normous I was on my
Way but here’s the thing I was here which is here and I needed to get here this meant the next hour of my life would consist of running through tunnels and Crossing very dangerous zones at one point Howard [ __ ] around and most definitely found out # perfect parenting
Moment this brought Wetlands which is not only the perfect way to describe a room of women when this ched ungroomed budget Ed Sheeran walks through the door but it’s also a deadly place for anyone my age to walk through thank thankfully Hunters are easy mode so I had the thing
That tells me when I’m about to drive by a cop plus I was nuts to butts with this big piece of I candy the whole time so I made it with ease all that was left to do was board the Mayweather put on my Christopher Columbus cosplay and I would
Arrive look at that in the wrong [ __ ] city after a totally not frustrated Google search I found the right boat dude you just talked to the guy man you don’t have to Google search it you just talk to the fairy mate like the fairy guy hey where does this boat go and he
Tells you this is a roleplay game okay you you can figure everything out within the game you don’t have to thought about everything and with it we were at the shores of Darkness easy now I guess word got out that a voiceless faceless League of Legends YouTuber would be making a
Documentary on this Guild’s journey and now all these big shots started joining ay they could have made a movie about this man’s death in hardcore and it would have sold more copies than Barbie then we had Azie a man who knows both on the video less talking please do you
Understand how little I’m actually pausing compared to a normal video ver you are the most privileged little viewer of all time do you understand how little pausing I’m actually doing are you insane this is absolute minimal paing this is like probably the the least amount it could get okay verti now
You now by the way now you are the reason this is all getting paused just so I can like sit and talk to you okay Vetti all right ver ver verti what what’s your numbers Vetti 72 unbelievable feeling of reaching max level and also dying at max level
Because he can’t keep his damage dick in his pants turns out the season Fame boys of I we kept such a good streak of me just chilling here chilling you know watching the video but then bti 72 had to mention something he had to complain unbelievable see why have something
Known as streamer Benny’s while they tag mobs and then have multiple max level characters kill them at just the right point to give them full experience resulting in a highly calculated super optimized efficient way to level up all while I just spent the last 6 minutes
Wondering who the [ __ ] is dying to a school of fish funny but yeah some of these streamer Benny strats looked insane I saw one dude and his friend going full-blown Hitler on some harpies and this hidden Tech got him to level 18 in just over 4 hours it’s so dumb man I
Felt like I was going pretty fast was a level 14 so I had to compare what he had a day and 10 hours at couldn’t pinpoint exactly what was holding me up in terms of leveling speed but the good news was that I was in dark Shore this place breeds easy quests like
Los Angeles breeds porn stars who failed at being actors you just tickle a few Beach whales tell this bridge chump that his dead wife doesn’t want to see him anymore yeah that’s yeah this the story is kind of and it is just an XP orgasm while you are
Here dark is pretty broken I will say that still 170 I think at one point I ran into wampy doing his streamer Benny Strat and as a guildy I figured I would go introduce myself hey gildy I’m not very good at First Impressions but my mom always said
To start with a good joke what do you call a group that runs three rests in their comp a treesome he flat out ignored me so I threw heat his way and later had a chat with Howard where I said don’t you ever let your future Fame make you think your own speedrunning
Goals are more important than laughing at a random Guild’s awful joke that said I was jealous of his leveling speed so I figured I would try out his Strat except the guy who I have killing my mobs didn’t know he was part of my Strat that
Didn’t last long but I felt bad and after the little guard for Real L it takes forever to spawn back but I’ve been here for 10 minutes and there was somebody else waiting gome told me he had been stuck on this quest for 15 minutes I invited him only only for him
To drag the entire [ __ ] cave down to me while saying I have problems oh [ __ ] this little green-haired ninny muggins was bad news he kept trying to dry hump rocks as a bug to get out of the cave faster and all I wanted to do was be
Done with him and put anything that happened between us in the past but Howard and I had business to attend two on the other side of azero I entered Westfall with one objective to find a defas Trapper this is known as the most deadly mob in all of Hardcore wow
Outside of falling or drowning no other thing has taken more lives and wasted more virgin’s time than a defas Trapper and there was only one thing to do he he thanks for the telling off do God KN CL are you are you telling me that you
You you you SED to me because I was yelling at you so do I just need to like yell at people more God damn it man thank you for the three months forgetti godam it thanks dude hey why is he naked why is he dismissing his pet wait what’s going
On does he want to take it on like uh oh [ __ ] he goes in for the glory oh he can still use monu fight while being naked music really does add a lot of uh epicness doesn’t it yeah okay there we go there we go Okay holy what a chat what a chat I KNE as Victor in front of my defeated opponent knowing what this momentous event would mean you were now looking at the most deadly creature in all of azero really wait I want to see Morey game with a well you
Can’t just end it like that what the hell did it end there wait no this is the next episode spoilers oh my God wait okay uh I’ll link the video and then we’ll watch we can watch the next one all right I’ll link it here all right dude these videos are
Good guys I got my first SOA from League now married and have three beautiful children creating a new cancer cure almost open up 200 food this life has been good so far is is like we always talk about wow players struggling and wow players uh having a rough time is is
League just like like a whole other level of like people wanting to quit but never being able to face the wi thingy for the 15 months is this episode three okay this is episode three attention gamer yeah it is all right let’s see this one guys this is the episode three
Of the rav Journey let’s see this guys so I think yeah he was he’s now heading into uh deadmines he’s trying to like see if he can do deadmines attention Gamers previously on my therapist recommendation to escape the pain that comes from playing leg Legends every day
By playing a 20-year-old buggy game with a bunch of Internet famousy boys and girls I enslaved a pig as my pet who immediately abandon me so I got a second with a new parenting style focused around tough love I wasted way too much time trying to teach him new skills and
Then I wasted more hours learning how big this fantasy world of Azeroth really is and how long it takes to travel I speed leveled at 1/10th the speed of the big time famous wow players in the guild who ignored me when I tried to make a good first impression by telling them
Jokes I some Street crit in goldshire by teabagging a rebellious rabbit named hoger and then I challenged the most deadly mob in all of wow to a butt naked bear knuckle Mar to which I was successful and claimed the title of biggest badass in Azeroth episode three I quickly started
To realize the consequences of my he he didn’t show his shoulders he just starts the video and then he got shoulders man for starters Howard’s cousins were starting to act jealous of him being adopted by such a big dick swinger I had to remind him that barking [ __ ] get
Stitches and the only thing they will ever amount to is having their liers used in a pie baked by some Farm hone named after salmonella I two was getting more attention as everyone wanted to take down the new king of Westfall and after seeing all the [ __ ] ways
People are actually being killed during duels in I wasn’t about to trust this fully World buff level 12 even if she was a little fan maybe be a big fan subscribe to the channel Miss Chilla anyways I quickly learned from a man who doesn’t know how to pronounce defas the
Defas front is constantly shifting that my recent Victory took a bloody [ __ ] on the reputation of the biggest gang in westall and now we were in a full-blown gang war wait is there actually someone sitting out like role playing being a scrier like yelling out what that is actually kind of funny
Man many members of the gang can be tracked by the red leather bandanas they wear this was music to my ears as I had no problem big dick string into their shitty Barns and oh that’s in cataclysm Oh I thought it was someone role playing in vanilla okay well never mind then anding
They give me their bandanas my bad Howard however was iffy on messing with a gang but I reminded him where he’d be without me we busted that joint and I was ready to start collecting my prizes but this particular Mission wasn’t all rainbows and shower sex no we
Had our fair share of casualties as I ran into one of Gandalf’s testicles who was fatally wounded that what he was laying there bleeding out still barely connected to the world as I demanded answers po God his oo poetic Famous Last Words 555 will be remembered and I vowed
To avenge this dyslexic leprechaun’s life and raid the panty drawers of the dead [ __ ] I’ve killed inventory is the initial plan was to be merciful and execute a quick and painless genocide of their ranks but after seeing how they just left Odin mmn and to bleed out was
Enough to spark my villain Arc the Humane ways of killing gang members was over I would set fire traps and lure these Co aware dagger douchebags into them laughing at them while they slowly burned to death until I gathered every last bandana only to be thanked in the
Most generic way ever nice work person but more work was to be done they sent me to a seemingly abandoned town to slaughter some of their civilians and I thought everyone had fled due to the war but as I was about to check the local pub I heard
Whispers thanks Guy turns out a surprise party featuring my own funeral was planned and I wasn’t about to rsvs was my plus one to that I’m so sorry guys I had to [ __ ] 300 when is feed cam thank you for the tier one sub 60 no scoped my
Way into that bad decision almost got myself killed for the sake of this clip but it all worked out oh [ __ ] it was at this time where my guildies said there’s proverbial cake in the break room which in this case meant World Buffs on a roof
Which was dank as I got to meet the fellas in person and they gave me a bunch of Buffs that made me run faster attack harder and turn into keano Reeves o at this point you got to love the world buff that can turn you into keano
Reef that’s the best one than you kiwi for the prime Gran wanted me to waste the next 30 minutes of my life walking to a random town and I was about to tell him to [ __ ] off until he said this there is a rogue by the name of Wy who owes me
A favor and the Curiosity of why this grown man owed him was enough for me to get that cardio session in I met one Willie and he told me the whole backstory a random lady overheard and even she was shocked to hear Gran was into that stuff
Anyways it turns out you can’t visit a small incest ridden town as keano Rees and not be asked to do a few heroic things for them a little boy named Shawn said his girlfriend would let him get to second base with her if he found her
Taylor Swift bracelet in the lake so of course I had to wingman the little dog out except he lacked a bit in the Riz department when he had me be the one to give it to her but hey at least someone in town was trying to make moves you
Have a sturdy pair on you so if you’re interested then some call girl said her fat ass husband left his lunch at home and now I was going to be his Uber Eats to which he was like give that [ __ ] some flowers for me and I’m thinking I
Already helped a tween perv touch his first H you can fix your own marriage dude so I went back to Westfall with the gang information I got from the guy who went blind from getting Gran’s jizz in his eye at twitchcon Edwin van was our
Target and he said dank now I need you to waste an extraordinary long amount of time on the dumbest [ __ ] Quest ever where you mug a dude on his morning walked which could be anywhere in this entire zip code and after three short eternities I found him turns out time
About as valuable as a screen door on a submarine to our twitch con pervert grind as he didn’t even need that messenger when they got all the info they needed from some dude that got fed up with politics preventing his promotions in the defas gang so now he
Was going to agree to show me at Howard where his boss man’s secret little [ __ ] Hideout was and thus my final orders were given Edwin vanle must be assassinated now a few things needed to happen before I could take down this gang leader van queif guy first I had to
Wait for my 20th birthday ooh congratulations this meant I could learn new party tricks like aspect of the cheetah which is quite possibly the best ability in the game for example let’s say you are alone in a bar thinking about what it would be like to not be an
Alcoholic when a certified baddy sends you this hey baby when I come over I’m home alone and you know what that means anal torment anal shatter anal acceleration anal backdoor job anal consumption you get up wave to the guys that you singlehandedly keep employed and Then and he goes fast I’m fast as [ __ ] boy oh [ __ ] he’s going to get to that bad except when you get there she’s actually not alone and there’s also a [ __ ] child and Chris Hansen is there in a hat the second thing I needed was a
Group as Vander que cakes hangs out in a dungeon which meant we would need more people but we ran into a logistical issue I can’t find a tank but uh would you mind if we did four four GPS and a Healer now a little wow 101 for the
Viewers who have actually had sex before in World of Warcraft dungeons typically require one guy to take the hits one guy to heal the hits and three guys to deliver the hits but in this case we couldn’t find the most important guys so winging it was the suggestion but
Considering this everybody is the most important people okay in a group because a group is is made up of like they all have like their uh their fair share of work to do okay this hardcore wow and papaa would be mad if we died doing something dumb like this there was only
One appropriate response rap says let’s [ __ ] send it baby we greet each other like killer ninjas he pets Howard we Zone it and prepare ourselves for what will undoubtedly be the hardest thing we’ve ever done well kind of the def us [ __ ] kept sending more and more gang members
To stop us but we eventually made it to a shitty Titanic replica that a bunch of goblins hey okay this boat is really goddamn cool man like going in there and then seeing the the boat sitting in the in like that cave that that is sick man
We’re building inside a giant cave until all that was left was us and Eddie and they challenge the Brotherhood oh I think they’re challenging the Brotherhood yeah they’re definitely challenging it okay what is he going to get though little cloak maybe don’t tell me he’s going to get
That the fires don’t listen you’re a hunter you don’t take the weapon if it drops the as he was no match to our five Gamers hyped up on power gum and as I approached his dead corpse knowing that I just ended the entire gang war that was started from me naked bare knuckle
Brawling one of his peans I would take his head back as a sign of my victory wait what was the loot carry anymore wait what was the loot like to thank the brave Soldier wait wait what dropped RAV what the hell man allig go not showing the loot thank you for the 14
Months Pepsi and cola for their help in that mission tonight to give only it’s not important yes it is it’s all about the Friendship [ __ ] the Friendship what about the loot hey what about the loot is their first big victory in Azeroth sending the World of Warcraft
And all of its [ __ ] NPC gangs a message that this Guild full of legitimate morons will one day conquer all what the hell dude these videos are good I like them man I think they’re funny they’re really really funny man uh so that was number three there is uh was
It two more we can watch I mean we might as well watch them now my friends keep saying I look like is that a good thing uh my friends keep saying thing I look like you said a good thing yeah you got really lucky in the lottery from uh from
Jeans man that’s awesome next sended yeah we’ll watch him we’ll watch him I’m done this is so good incredible wow story with unmatched commentary skill makes your content great honestly he’s doing a really really good job at making it uh very digestable for sure still do that yeah it’s fun man
Attention gamer cuz then we can just watch whenever like he uploads a new video and we’ll just watch it because it’s I think it’s quite fun so this is the fourth video in the rfh installment attention Gamers previously on my 12-step program to find Joy again through video games by taking breaks
From being told to buy noes on Amazon from League players to make the best hardcore wow documentary Series in the Eastern kingdoms I got in a naked slap battle with a dagger douche which sparked a historically large gang war I became the biggest Hitman in Westfall killing every last red bandana little
[ __ ] until one finally showed me where I could find their leader I teamed up with my first guildy for a covert group operation to enter the dead minds and and take down the leader of their cute little book club which was a great success and the first step toward
Putting only fangs on the map all right where is he going now turns out our Triumph in the deadmines was followed by some dark times for The Guild some of us were finding out the hard way that they aren’t the only thing who can summon slaves to do their
Slaughtering others were learning that if something casts a single spell for 12 seconds it’s probably not going to feel nice when it comes out young Jeffy learned that horde City Guards will attack you from bum [ __ ] Egypt and then others who had add-ons making their mini
Map look dank and their action bars look like a lost and found table seemingly forgot to make use of the most important add-on their eyeballs and I think the reality of hardore sent you a bunch of mats to level engineering so make sure you check your mailbox hey thank you
Chip thank you chip I actually leveled my engineering to 150 uh yesterday off stream uh so hopefully it’s some mats for after that but I really appreciate the the seven months chip thank you so much man and thank you for the the the little ELP as well
Was taking its toll on the well-being of the guild what is this resulted in an emergency meeting where we all got called into the principal’s office to hear this how many people have died in the past day do you guys even give a Howard was struggling
As well you see after news got out that he attended the vancle gang bang let’s just say he was absolutely drowning in pig put he was under the van a smalltown pig was adopted by the damn hero early this month the two trained together and after a supposed bar naked fist fight
Between his owner and a low ranking member of the gang in Westfall a full War emerged Howard the small Pig took part in What was an intense evening for the only fangs Guild in their triumph over [ __ ] boy edin van CLE oh [ __ ] CLE gang bang let’s just as by asman
Reacts okay he was absolutely drowning in pig puss but these Westfall Hogs clearly aren’t tested so he was having garia shits every few seconds like they were hiccups but with herpes oh I was starting to learn more about how the wow Community behaves for example when
Someone has a tag on a quest M you need will either a ignore you because they are a Chinese bot or B Be total Giga Chads stop their kill in the middle of the fight CC the Barney cosplaying murlock while they remember how to invite other people to their little
Murder date so you can get credit and I think these are the people who should be recognized anyways our fearless Guild leader decided to reward me for not dying by making my weapon is he getting fired whon as a hunt look like a flaming hot Cheetos
Kebab and even though as a hunter this effectively would do nothing for me the style points had me treating every fight like I was recording flashy kills for a Halo to Montage I have some loose ends to tie up in the 50 Shades of Gray Forest starting
With a genocide of these Thugs who had a fetish for saying weird [ __ ] as you killed them mommy but in reality grow old and die wondering how the hell to do this Quest I was on I euthanized at least two Baker dozen of those [ __ ] my mini map looks like the
Grammar police had a group orgy on it looking into this bowl wasn’t exactly helpful uh yeah I remember there’s something with this Quest how hard I should get and these books were trying to grab a handful of dwarf dick every time I walked by I decided to just move on an
Uneducated man and challenged myself to what my guide warned me was a quest that is too hard to solo and I soon found out that’s because it’s almost impossible to not die of boredom watching this short King Joe Biden just walk around in circles trying to remember his own name
For 20 minutes looking for some old pelvis bone only to remember he left it at his side Ho’s house I gave him the name of a dementia medicine and decided I had about enough of dark Shore and onto a city named astrona emphasis on the ass
Okay all right hey yo but I was here for one thing and that was to help my homeboy cure his [ __ ] of some crippling STD he gave her the initial gamer fuel we tried didn’t seem to do [ __ ] so he had me go to a little swamp Island to
Pick up a glowing Godzilla Tic Tac I’m not sure why the horn dog thought this would work but here is where I also learned this was a daughter father relationship which makes this whole situation a bit strange but if he’s going to be loyal to one listen he’s
Just trying to like make his daughter not be like permanently asleep okay that’s that’s the lore ho in a town that is just crawling with local talent I guess I can look past incest and go pick some sparkling P pubes for us to try that didn’t do [ __ ] for the entitled ho
So I was like sorry Mr White Moon your weird quasi illegal sexy stepdaughter K you had going on is just going to have to stay on pause as I gave them the doctor disrespect proverbial firm handshake and pieced out of there okay you see I booked a Carnival Cruise back
To the other continent instead where I generously handed out some high level Hunter tips to a normie what I made a quick pit stop in Pearl Harbor because some some [ __ ] in a major city will teach you all those obvious tricks rev drunk [ __ ] stain who survived the
Titanic was in town telling his story and I wanted to know if Rose’s ass was as dank as it was in the movie but all he would say was I’ll need a fresh drink if I’m to get a handle on this hangover and continue my tail and as someone who
Attended at least one year of college I knew just how to fix that situation it was around this time where I think I survived my first assassination attempt oh yeah that Quest can actually be now I want to note that if you ever see someone struggling out in the world
Because some giant terrifying Pew Bush of algae whose favorite game is apparently peekaboo wanted you to euthanize a bunch of Ratchet rabbits the best thing to do is run up there and give her some emotional support yes you could help but you know how the saying
Goes buy a man of fish he eats for a day let a Rog die from over pulling they roller priest when they go again what that’s not how it the whole point of this trip and the reason I had to leave my incest fetish homie so urgently was
To visit this make a wish City that I stopped by in es keano Reeves last episode because Howard was starting to look a bit dated like he was in dire need of the latest iOS update so we agreed to me getting a hall pass if it
Meant me teaching him new tricks and I knew exactly who I wanted to use it on go for a Belly Grub a Big Belly Grub I knew from using my toilet time by reading hardcore wow forums that this particular pig doesn’t [ __ ] around so I thoughtfully played it pretty well
Dazing him and then putting the bacon over eyes to which he still came out and slapped me for half my health before eventually agreeing to be my [ __ ] but it doesn’t have anything I was starting to worry I would enjoy having such a powerful Pig too much and that a tough
Breakup conversation was in store psychi named this smelly bastard little slave and tried everything in my power to get his ass killed only for Blizzard’s buggy ass code to make everything attack me instead the second I got what I needed from him I commanded him to run in the lake and drown himself
I reunited with Howard held up on my end of the deal and guiltily told him about my infidelity I could see the look in his eyes and even though I didn’t agree I knew this was something he had to do hey yo oh [ __ ] it’s not for him it’s
For it’s for Howard until some [ __ ] Good Samaritan decided to come and completely [ __ ] on Howard’s Glory but we all know who would have won that fight right guys but Howard’s Revenge aside it was a big day for us as we had to attend our first streamer Guild meeting oh no I
Was excited to be a part of such an elite group until the meeting consisted of 3 hours of Mind numbing yelling mainly coming from some guy named Russell so I had to outplay the mechanic and then try to sneak out sted Russell but Howard’s growing Fame had me busted
And I wasn’t going to deny him pets from this chick so I went back and learned my lesson and never tried to sneak out of that meeting again a few moments later we might have to get out of here oh my God I remember this dude sorry who tried
To leave like five times from that meeting really upset about my whole pizza party Friday thing I don’t care that was entirely unacceptable behavior in chance and I completely like I’m having such a bad day like I out here too RS vibing dude but in my defense it’s because I heard Papa soda
Say this uh and Target dummies are required from now on so I spent the rest of the meeting leveling my engineering and considering I started the bludgeoning experience where I had to apologize to my headphones afterwards I came out of it with some dank ass Shades Plus Engineering turned out to be
To’s knees considering on deadly four packs after I nuked the little gray ball sack in okay RAV deadly packs you’re level 26 killing level 18 green Grays by the way deadly packs all right I can hit a fat AOE Wombo Combo with my man-made Dynamite straight Hiroshima
Style and since this is just a wow proo tips Channel full of info that [ __ ] boy ay would never know here here’s another one when you are running past a class who can give Buffs turning around to help them kill their mob will psychologically outplay them into giving
You their Buffs without even having to ask it works every time for example I wanted this mage’s intellect buff easy godamn peasy just help him nuke that bird and Walla you have your buff you start to find it in the spell book oh he’s waving buff me you
[ __ ] anyways it was time for me to lose my duskwood virginity which in this case meant having to turn the brightness on my screen just about to Max settings so I could see more than 10 ft in front of me turns out P’s BFF is now a Hermit
Who needs help wiping his own ass not to mention Joe Biden’s speech writer lives out here I can’t escape them monsters in Raven Hill and oh couldn’t be only harmless Jitters I quickly learned that while in the US you drive on the right side of the road and in some EU
Countries you get the left side of the road but in he that’s not an EU country that does that right isn’t that isn’t that the the great land of of Britain right duskwood you stay the [ __ ] off the road entirely because of a big walking Godzilla sperm
Cell named Stitches who kills more World of Warcraft Gamers than the concept of loneliness itself I guess that’s true he is so deadly that one of the four hardcore servers was literally named after him and you can always tell when he’s around because you’ll walk by some
[ __ ] and notice she stopped and turned around to see what happens to you and that’s when you should immediately that the patrolling jiz rag is close o the stitches mate and while me and Howard might not be the heroes that dark Shire wants tonight we would be the heroes that they need oh
[ __ ] he’s going to go in on Stitches this is where this video ends okay we got there’s two more of these guys there’s two more of these we can watch the rest of those and then we can uh we can start playing the game didn’t really
Expect to do this long of a react section today guys I’m not going to lie but uh yeah it’s been fun watching these these clips though there’s three more uh no there’s two more I think there’s like six episodes right all right this is episode five this one attention gamer
You sound better I’m getting a little bit better yeah you said you wanted to get level 25 today yeah it’s probably not happening but listen after I get done with my tomorrow with like you know my day off and stuff I’m going to be so insanely like I’m going to be ready to
Go man you know it’s going to be crazy mate all right all right well watch the these two are good RA RAV is more the watch and enjoy my time yeah it’s fun I like these you know all right let’s see this uh I wish you could do this in League of Legends
This is the episode five of rav’s Journey attention Gamers so go is officially done no he’s not he’s just doing a lot of stuff attention Gamers previous there’s maintenance I forgot about the maintenance God damn it surely oh God there’s the maintenance what time is the maintenance is it
7 20 minutes people said there was like a like a super long maintenance today yeah I asked you when I joined yeah listen man I have a a lot of things on my mind it’s actually eight hours like for real it’s in one hour and it’s going to be eight hours long I
La 8 hours on retail 30 minutes on classic maybe it’s only long on retail we’ll see all right let’s see this attention Gamers previously on my hardcore wow journey and only fangs I visited the land of the big sexy elves to help an old friend get his pimping
Business off the ground by by trying to cure one of his lazy employees who was also his daughter Howard and I had a brief break up where I had a one night stand with a burnt pig named Belly Grub before reuniting with my favorite black swine and letting him get his revenge we
Had our first Guild meeting to which I still miss those brain cells I lost during that 3-hour rage Yelp Festival I entered the deadly Forest where a patrolling diabetic Elite jiz stain kills dozens of half AFK players every day and I decided that I would be the
One to stand up to him [ __ ] psych it was all for the cliff take notes lazy ho that’s how to be a proper hooker and while I promise you’ll see the epic battle with the Stitch [ __ ] soon enough I had some dangerous matters to attend to before first had to find
The proverbial Vladimir Putin of the red Ridge Canyons euthanize the rabbit and bring its paw back to some bumbling Muppet and while this Mage wanted help I wanted my glory soar plan path through the low-level simp bunnies in a way where his younger ass couldn’t follow
But he arrived in time to ask me to make the this assassination into a group project I remember how I felt when that Chinese bot gave me the shaft on the beach so I let my people pleasing personality get in the way of Glory but I figured I would get an intellect buff
Out of it only to stand there waiting to be blessed like I was speaking a different [ __ ] language before eventually deeming it a lost cause just confirming that the biggest noobs play Mages in this game outstanding anyways the leveling guide that my virgin ass paid money for was now telling me to
Skip the next Quest if I lack confidence and I’m thinking clearly Tommy salami doesn’t read the papers if he thinks that I think I’m a [ __ ] but I quickly learned it’s because between the groups and the patrols you can quickly find yourself in a worse spot than a raw
Cucumber in an all female prison and this proved to be the case during one fight when Howard chose to be negligent after I told him to come back to me deciding to invite the entire neighborhood over to say hey and this was going to be the end I thought my
Piece of [ __ ] Pig was low I had two on me with a Caster coming and there were logistical issues with my Escape Route but that’s when I remember the wise words of papaa Target dummies are required oh [ __ ] and he brought the target dummies this bought me enough
Time to survive and then even though Howard wasn’t as lucky a sexy elf who identifies as a cat agreed to be my interim pet until the battle was over what oh needless to say I expected more out of Howard but I also knew I was just
As much to blame for being a bad trainer this was where I lost my macro writing virginity jotting down two genius lines of Elon mus quality Cod will one day save me in my RAID from Howard’s occasional attitude problems and like a true software engineer I had to test my
Code Howard sendeth Howard cometh I would say to ensure it would work and after 2 minutes of feeling like a code hacker genius I was ready to [ __ ] up Fang La isn’t all you really got to do though is just keep on these two and then put it on passive that’s all you
Got to do right this Quest is supposed to be hard but something about the adrenaline from my near-death experience and the confidence I got from writing codes so good it could probably self-drive cars with a few more was easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl okay but me gracefully Moon walking
Through content was about to end as my own Survival was now going to rely on some random normies I hired off the streets to fight in the red Ridge war against these Trend taking ogres and considering our first pull was less organized than asmin Gold’s bedroom I had my concerns the Mage was
Polymorphing targets with 3% health and the Warlock was playing his own solo adventure and fearing his mob into other Orcs when he wasn’t too busy disconnecting from the McDonald’s Wi-Fi so let’s just say we weren’t going to be pushing Arena rating with this mly crew probably not but as a League of Legends
Player I’m used to dealing with inbred donkey teammates and so I figured I would just show how equipped I am to properly lead in a way that a could only dream of assassination numer Uno was in the books and my second task with these twerps was to loot orbs off of the
Jacked ones wearing dresses Okay 1 2 3 e see but for a lack of better words [ __ ] got real when we ENT the castle another group was trying to rescue Fiona slay the Dragon 2 and I decided to be chivalrous while arranging a safe to collude so that everyone would get their
Nut this was great until we somehow nabbed the tag and they got pissy and decided to flee the crime scene what started as a two group raid to kill a single Elite mob was now a board certified [ __ ] fest and there were about to be casualties the start muet was
Running away from us and behind walls making any chance of receiving dude he got bed at four health lived what a Chad Paladin was a pipe dream he had two on him with four Health when I randomly had a revelation Target d i pin that [ __ ]
Like a tail on a donkey watched the focus Target of angry orc number four swap to it and I’m proud to say we all survived the Epic shest of stone watch keep not bad at all Legend has it that other group who abandoned ship is still fleeing like vaginal cowards to this day
Like what at this point I had to head back to the laggy City because some [ __ ] was going down in the Stormwind basement and some arrogant douchebag needed help you probably won’t make a difference turns out the refugee def [ __ ] stains from the gang war i w in Westfall were
Captured and being held down there to serve as the presumptuous royal family slaves and yes I’m allowed to say that because they were all white the orders were to slaughter these [ __ ] and aside from a slight disagreement on how fast or slow we should be doing it as if
My group was a married couple arguing in the bedroom the mission was a great success I must say after a half hour I hardly expected you to come out I wanted to tell that oneeyed bastard that it was actually only 23 minutes but after having successfully LED two teams
Through group content I had some words for someone else do you actually think you’ll be the better hunter in only fans do you actually think you’ll be wait I’m playing a hunter now I did notice that kind of like half an hour after I locked into my hunter I started getting
Whispers from RAV he does not like when people like play his class in the guild you’re the better Hunter oh dude I’m going to smash he started whispering me I just want to show you something okay this is what you’re up against we’re talking about clearing MC now for those
Of you non-w players his response in the form of a flex was not only like repping a proud Badge of unintentional celibacy but it was also pretty much the equivalent of showing that he scored A600 on his SATs and effectively no one in the world has done better but what he
Didn’t know was what he was up against dude yo RAV is uh what the [ __ ] this guy RAV is Holy that’s right a blushing Hunter who may or may what the [ __ ] RAV your damage is so big not have run out of arrows and had to resort to playing
Melee Hunter for half the dungeon to which I still top charts [ __ ] so all I’m saying is it’s going to be Lonely at the Top for me okay dude whatever Meanwhile my other guildies were throwing a raging house party in goldshire when papaa was out of town and
Considering the amount of drugs and sex that was taking place some of the officers were not happy and we love ads oh my God can we get a little clap in the chat for the ads guys we just love ads on Twitch huh ads is just like the
Greatest thing ever invented man let’s be honest thank you Juju nisher for the tier one man thank you only things man take some PR in that and as a role model in this Guild I just want to say I don’t condone this partying behavior and I’m disappointed in anyone who was there
Instead of leveling true and seeing how our fearless leader knew I was grinding my short dwarf dick off instead of partying he met me deep in the moist marshes and gave me a gift is that Chance that’s a heartseeker no that’s a bow searing arrows I don’t know why I called it a heartseeker that’s the thing Yeah I didn’t know how to than him and all I could think of was to show him that when he said Target dumes are required I listened now since I know my audience is an all wild Geeks let me explain the reason why I was [ __ ] my pants over
This item that’s a starters it was purple quality which outside of some rare super virginity scenarios is the best type of item you can get hey what’s that supposed to mean lur thank you for the 10 months in the game and second it was a weapon the combination of these
Two things meant that it would sell for over a gold to a local bow connoisseur and I’d be 1% closer to getting my mouth hey hey hey hey RAV RAV no buy that back buy that back it was also around this time this meant I could meet up with a
Slender male elf sex doll in the middle of bum [ __ ] ashenvale to learn and ability called f death he definitely did and the best way I can describe why this is valuable is that I can now tell a diabetic deformed penguin that his chick has a fatty and then be like op just
Kidding homie and he won’t want to beat me up anymore if people want to ignore Howard and his contributions I can now let them hit voicemail and say you will be dealing with my pig from now on anyways I had one final piece of business in this fantasy land forest and
That was to finally help my homeboy cure his daughter SL stripper lover of her AIDS he claimed this was finally the medic fix to hering around have you been up in sick I wasn’t impressed but I couldn’t stay any longer as I had to meet up with a few guildies
For an organized coup against the Civilized Pigs and the Razer Fen crawl but as we were waiting I was presented with a proposal oh no is he going to do a to the death guilty versus guilty loser will have to delete their character these are strictly prohibited in the
Guild is the one and only time this I like that kind of funny happened before Dad reaction went something like this you’re both at fault you are both at fault I do not give a cow he is a coward oh God okay I’m going to go and after
Sinking over 50 hours of game time into this character there was only one thing to do is he actually doing it wait he actually took it there’s no no it’s a normal duel right n it’s it’s a normal duel I the flag I saw the flag okay little cheeky bastard
RAV dude I like the that’s good C that yet heav Dynamite some may call it the start of a villain Arc Others May say it was heartless but everyone will now respect rav’s wrath wait it actually was a was she no cuz she got he got the ear well now respect rav’s r
She’s sleeping how do no they they they lie like that I don’t know man I guess we’ll figure out in the next episode no I was no I was trying to imitate how like the the females die you know what I mean man okay well guys we have one final episode okay I
Know we kind of just we’re kind of just sitting here reacting to all the the r stuff right now but I think is there’s one more right one more video um is it this one yeah cuz someone linked me this this like somebody linked me this the other
Day and I was like I didn’t want to like just watch the final one on the next episode that’s [ __ ] up hi there goo goo all right thank you copycat for the 38 months good to see you man hope you’re doing very very very good
Dude okay uh me yes and you ignored me I didn’t ignore you major vapo okay preed it’s not pre watched guys all right final video here guys and then we’re going to get going with the gaml okay I know we kind of just ended up reacting a
Lot longer than I thought we would oh my God I got a level oh God I got a level to 60 as well man why do I do this to myself why do I put myself into stressful situation man unbelievable all right let’s see this RAV the Avatar master of all
Hardcore wow elements episode 6 water Earth fire fear I need to do long ago Gamers lived together in harmony then everything changed when video games became microtransaction written sweaty over stimulation piss fests with toxic turbo virgin players yeah okay only blizzard devs creators of the best MMO RPG in
2004 as well as many sexual harassment lawsuits could bring joy back to Gamers and when the world needed them the most they released retail expansion close to 100 years p and the W Community discovered a new hardcore game mode where death equals delete and one mistake means months of your life
Wasted is okay a lot of people told me man hey dude you were featured in rav’s new video you gotta watch it is that the feature me dying on gosy are you kidding me dude [ __ ] you got to watch it man you’re in the new rap video he’s so
Hyped whatever that’s that’s my feature come on man official servers were created and named after the most dangerous creatures in their Universe whatever defias Pillager the proverbial fire Benders of Westfall Skull Rock a cave that Alliance players use in arguments to prove that horde players are the reason shampoo has to come with
Instructions oh gosh nekros a washed up Wetlands Commander surrounded by an army of his simps M and Stitches the most deadly Patrol south of the Azeroth equator a weapon diabetic jiz stain with a 0 to 60 on par with a modern day Tesla whose favorite game is surprise you’re a dead
[ __ ] F together these creatures have made hardcore wow a giant waste of time for countless kids but only rat if you’re having fun master of all four deadly things that dumb players die to can stop them okay episode six master of now the first element was a cakewalk to master
Def pillagers get their reputation from being aristic ass hats and the average experience can be best summarized by a South Park clip that I quote at least once a week no I don’t want have to start over at the graveyard no oh [ __ ] but unfortunately for Miss tits
Here I’ve already killed her boss’s boss’s boss when I was still a we little lad so her attempts were nothing more than laughable that’s easy back to elwin for you [ __ ] o mastering Skull Rock was equally as uneventful as a YouTuber boxing match as I was basically the LeBron James of
Dwarfs entering a Catholic grade school dribbling contest to the point where none of these Orcs from Mordor or their blue [ __ ] even wanted to make a contact with me on my way in the main threat in here is a man whose name could be some Urban Dictionary slang for a
Blow job and while yes he’s a big threat the thing wait wait what gasos is orcus slang for performing oral sex friend did you give him that gasos M crick’s wife me not that kind of orc I thought Supreme what for a blow job and while yes he’s a big threat the thing
Responsible for more deaths is actually the genie that he’s let out of the bottle I figured it’ be appropriate to let the pets play with each other I mean Howard is going to destroy him and then when he tried to pick a fight with a pig I got pissed thinking
You wouldn’t have the balls to attack a grown man like that and he was going to pay the price oh obviously the age Gap made mastering this element of video it was easy nekros the first EU realm is appropriately where [ __ ] got messy my initial Scouting Report showed that
Commander cuck suck here definitely won the popularity contest in terms of how many butt buddies he had surrounding him I pulled up a conversation as context into the deadliness of this man where some [ __ ] wanted to group up to take him down I asked how many he has he said
He wanted to go with four little fearing [ __ ] boys four for Nick crage oh come on when I asked if he thought I could solo he Pro we wanted all we want our dog to fetch it drop it and drop it we want to fix it
Ourselves and actually fix it we want to order the market price Lobster and know the market price of the lobster how much is whatever the market says sadly we can’t have it all except at Sport Clips where we check in with the pros in men’s hair and totally check out with pure
Uninterrupted relaxation Sport Clips it’s a game changer This season make the holidays pop because the best gifts make the perfect moments start shopping at stockx.com poly said negative Ghost Rider it was only poetic that I then ran into their little rid group on my way to Glory [ __ ] I figured I would clear the backside and then spectate their attempt
To see what I was dealing with when I accidentally did this oh my God he did the classic clearly this touched a nerve not only with NEC rash’s book club but also with the [ __ ] boys who did days of prep for this Mission they ended up securing
A sloppy Slaughter between the 16 of them and it was at this point almost 4 weeks into my World of Warcraft Journey that I ran into my first League of Legends player wait kill your trying to steal Spawn from group clear clearing the dick or like the something what a dick kill
Yourself first League of Legends player anyways it was once again my turn to master the third hardcore element all while I was being called a huntard and I will always be confused why people say Hunters are an easy class yeah I won’t lie dud soloing Elite as a hunter
Is yeah I nabbed me the cabesa for my credit and then because I’m Petty I shared my Triumph with the leag player and then there were stitches okay oh the hardest of the hardcore elements to master there’s no one that solo stitches that guy is impossible to solo it is
Impossible this weaponized Godzilla sperm cell has a body count that can only be rivaled by Logan Paul’s fiance no sane human attemp attempts to kill this as the local Town lives in constant fear of him getting the munchies and most conversations with this jailbroken ball of jiz typically result in a Target
Dummy angle where you just hope to have gotten enough Distance by the time he starts chasing you again after how easy mastering the first three hardore bosses where I went into this with confidence holy [ __ ] he actually goes in on Stitches I respect that I will say
That God damn but seeing as my first 10 shots barely tickled this angry ball of puss and with Howard already having taken a bloody beating I was forced to run away and reconsider if I had what it takes to be the hardcore Avatar no you can do it you can kite
Holy I went full-blown Pimp My Ride Howard Edition my uncle started infusing my items with pheromones and all sorts of little [ __ ] Buffs all for my rematch a local Pastor gave Howard the stamina he would need to be in the ring with that monster and then there was just one
Last thing I needed and WS the bow of searing arrows given to me by papao himself who at this time was learning that I was about to fulfill my destiny as the hardcore Avatar [ __ ] RAV is going to try and solo stitches like an idiot for his YouTube channel
And when he realized there was no talking me out of my decision he took the next Bald Eagle straight to the local town to watch but he knew he was not allowed to help he who’s destined to do this alone I will let him die oh [ __ ] yeah that’s the bow of searing
Arrows though look at those oh [ __ ] get the Trap and and faint death yeah there’s F death get him back on Howard Howard’s health is looking good I managed to keep Howard in good health but we had bigger problems oh he’s [ __ ] o which meant it was doomed
And I couldn’t face the reality that was in front of me Howard is going to go down and even though I hated him for it let Howard die Howard served well but you got to play this yourself he was right oh no Howard I was now alone and
The target of this big fat baby gravy’s wrath with no one but myself to fulfill my destiny he’s got a new pet it’s Watcher Jordan yeah see R doesn’t have an ear guys execute pH was Among Us and I knew it would be poetic to defeat him
In the center of town to show all the shitty City boys that there’s nothing to fear when I’m around but it wasn’t over yet [ __ ] oh no stitches is coming if I couldn’t finish him myself at this point I knew no one else could another pet you
Got the Goon Squad one last crate and I officially have mastered the hardcore elements all by myself alone with no help from outside factors I claimed this diabetic snots femur to hold as a trophy on my right hip for the rest of my journey as a sign of me being the Avatar
But despite my victory I was empty go how all I could think about was the day I made that little hog my slave and immediately made him kill his own brother yeah he did do that the breakups the makeups supporting each other towards their goal go okay this is going
To take a while he died a godamn hero for the noble cause of RAB mastering the elements but I feared my journey would be over if it meant Howard would not be by my side I was about to give up hope and go back to shitty League of Legends
And leave all of this behind as a distant memory when an angel appeared Behold The Rebirth Holy damn together with Howard RAV the Avatar was ready to Save the World of Warcraft okay and that’s the final episode so far on the rav journey to 60 in hardcore okay you know the these were these were fun to watch guys I enjoyed this um man I I still can’t
Believe come on man it’s so long ago that happened God damn good video though from uh from RAV man that was actually really really nice I’m going to give him a sub as well really really really really really nice uh videos from R there
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