After the ocean swallowed atatus and before recorded history there was an age when n g would spread across an Uncharted world this was the age of com anded as a boy Conan grew into a warrior he escaped to encounter mystery magic and myth while forever facing the ultimate master sorcery friend Hero his Destiny was to free from the breast and become by his own con Sign of red snake the AA fires beads Killers a pleasant breed and cannibals I’ve heard they’re cannibals cannibal with half an appetite it’s more than enough for me what you’re saying reeks of philosophy he’s right though you should give the bones a good handling take a
Look at it and why would I want to take on such a pleasant task checking for tooth marks Conan why don’t we take a very long long way around this Forest I certainly could use a little Wine and Food how about you Conan more than a little Conan my friend Conan my friend savan and I have shared many fights together a great deal of Grog what was her name the little goldhead woman in the shape of goddess my memories are clouded with all
The women of your past you mean all the wenches Dr to escape your grasp you are drunk and Confused my friend to all the wenches you never caught and all the ones you lie about which are many of all the women that I’ve L only Sim well what you’re looking for well
Where’s all your baggage I don’t carry any baggage well why then all these uh baggage carries are you calling me a baggage carrier it was just a joke my thickheaded friend save the fight for the AGA to your good health tonan where are you traveling to through the AA and
Beyond we are looking for the wizard his a m the wizard of the Wizards by Chrome when you hunt you only chase the biggest game with his as either we hunt or we are hunted what does The Quiet One say he asked if you not fear to be an our company from
The looks of you four I say heul soon has to find another world to do his magic in what brings you to this Pleasant Countryside Blood come tomorrow morning I will cross a country go to war against the blue stone coat what have they done to deserve your
Up for the last 6 months I lived in the village on the Teo River a woman lived there kind and beautiful We Found Love Together one day I went out hunting and the blue stone came and they killed all the men children old people young people they took the the women young strong and they took mine and you go to fight them alone I’m not alone I’m carrying the hatred of hundreds of my
Dead friends in my heart a short time ago my w was taken by his ass I’ll get her back or I’ll leave a trail of blood across BL Stone country that one will be able to follow for 100 years now a toast to my friend Conan and my new found friends [Laughter]
I’ve been thinking about savan and came to a decision we all traveled well together but I have to be with him if that means we go around and avoid the aita and not get killed I vote we go I will meet you all in 3 weeks at the
Kina Outpost who makes this decision for us that we cannot go last night you wanted to kill this man I’m not fond of him no he’s Vain and arrogant and I do not like Vain and arrogant men and he’s not the best judge of character I mean do I look like a
Baggage carrier if you go to meet trouble we go with you so be it well that’s all fine Conan but in the future can we meet up with the kind of trouble that comes with finery look forward to it he’s right the Littest men do have the biggest dreams and the best Men your sword nice piece of workmanship it does a job not more than that it is a blessing from crom it is a tool and a friend it’s the sword of Atlantis I’d say it’s quite a prize you know about it yes it’s a blade that could certainly make a good
Warrior no sord can win for you yeah but a blade can give an edge to men who are equal no blade can win for you you’re wrong about that when it comes to this sword I’m not wrong about this you and your wits need some sharpening my wits and my sword are both
Shar you know what you’re wrong again let’s just take the fight we had yesterday for instance if you wouldn’t have had your sword I don’t think you would have been able to hold out my attack any longer you must have left your memory back at the camp and your
Skills with words is clearly as forgettable as your skills with a sword maybe I should work my skill into your flesh my friend maybe you should before we discuss this any further we have visitors we would like all your weapons and jewelry and anything else you have
Hidden and if you have Grog we’ll take that too we drinking people you see and what do we get for all of that I know what you’ll get if you don’t hand it all over take what you Can You yeah out Out [Applause] do you still want other weapons Mercy Mercy same Mercy you have given to us no no no grw well old Shaman or you might not live to crawl at all do you understand enough saan get off your belly old man as great one we will give you food
And drink drink and treat you like true Kings well I for one wouldn’t mind being treated like a king do you know how to treat a man like a king I do gray one it is not necessary s you will treat this man like a king
And you will carry him to your village no one carries me I walk like any other man so be it little man you just saved his life why do you want us to visit in a village of Assassins cuz I want to teach them how to obey and fear us I think
They’ve learned that besides they might have some information on my woman in the blue stone is it fear of them that stops you is that what you fear another challenge San it’s what I have to do I don’t like this we go with you thanks Conan Good mine why do you think they gave up so easily H the cowards or Liars be watched For a man who’s just lost someone he loves he does not seem so heartbroken Look at this One it is an honor to be served by so many beautiful women Hey I sense you have a good mind maybe you could answer a question you think we’re eating the giant I killed or the one Conan [Laughter] killed OS of toes and they drink the snake will fall to their lips and K don’t you think it’s kind of odd
That old toothless warlock slipping into the Hut to get us something to drink I think the old man smiles too easily they are too willing to bot us no many ways we still can kill them or their Us Get Lean [Applause] Get Here four mugs of Grog yes five and one for each of my friends To you Conan my friends so hungry absolutely and me as well I’ve missed you missed me we never met oh that’s not what you said last month told you we never met well maybe I was mistaken you are mistaken pretty one but I wish it was [Applause]
Me to the old days to the old days con watch out for snakes s well I expect good news savan has worked his will upon Conan sa you are certain yes summon the high priestess I guess it’s are du to arrive as sh I am prepared for them as you wish don’t fail
Me I never have before I am hopeful that all this will fall in your favor you hopeful I’ve never heard you use a word like that that before I use the word only in a metaphoric sense Master since I am of course Beyond hope there is something in your
Manner I’m not sure I like since I am without a body so I must be without a manner it’s too bad that you could not have avoided death as well as you avoided certain f this sh I am certain of one thing savan will lead Conan into the Trap you have
Set first the sword then the man come tomorrow I will Feast con B He are you all prepared can you bring them brought them this far haven’t I don’t fail me in this we wouldn’t don’t worry don’t walk away if you fail if you do all I will talk about is how gruesome your death was do you understand yes now go is that Travel where’s saan that may be the trouble svant snuck out s followed him cross the road he spoke with two men blue stone cold that’s not all remember the bar girl she said to savan she’d been glad to see him that he’d been there last month and they’d been friendly does it
Have to do with us he seemed to be nervous about this I remember on the first day he told us that he was at the too River for the last 6 months it seems you have made up your mind speak up we don’t know but why is
He secret meetings with the men we’re going to go fight I will ask him you don’t need to ask I will tell you everything and now I’m defenseless I was approached tonight by two men from the blue stone cult these two have deserted their Brotherhood and now hunted word has arrived in the
Brotherhood that I was coming and these two were willing and able to sell me some information on my woman for gold why didn’t you tell us this before do I know if it’s a trap so I went alone and paid them and told them if they fail me
I will kill them is that true he was too far to here what about the servant girl she’s a fool and mistaken why don’t you get her up here and ask her yourself so am I I’m a fool and I’m mistaken for thinking that I have
Friends what do you think of me what no answer what kind of man are you you can talk behind my back but what about into my face we don’t trust you that’s an answer not a good one but at least it’s an answer it’s an honest one
Honest have I ever done anything to you to any of you yet you don’t think I’m honest what about you my friend Conan do you think I’m dishonest in some way do you think I have some evil plan set against you whatever you say will be the truth for
Me I shouldn’t have to say anything I journeyed with you I fought with you I bled with you was I ever dishonest then was there ever anything evil in my heart no never that’s an honest answer I’m going to go alone my woman is in prison about
A day’s ride from here in some Castle remember Conor I didn’t ask you to come with Me saan you heard him what do you have to say now I think you know how we feel even after what he has said even after what he has said my Samaran blood says to help my friend I too will help any man who’s my friend
But is this man a friend he has not proved otherwise let’s hope he doesn’t prove it too late for us back at the AGA at the celebration with your young women he did not seem like a man who was brokenhearted each man Grieves his only way
Conan what if savan and the blue stone have formed an alliance May plans to kill you what if they’re with hul that may be but I have to go help him and find out the truth where are you Going I should have been born a Coward Go Did you come here to put me to the sword or to offer me your sword forget the swords we’re here to help you then come over the bridge with me Okay Maro odley Z you go first then I go I’m going to go first I want to prove myself [Applause] all right who’s going to be next me I Next slowly I’ll go slow I’ll go slow what are you w no more money for you by [Applause] you come on piece of cake [Applause] Dean [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Come you’re Traer con my PR I will take your sword God throw it to me [Laughter] never no don’t do it throw your sword or your friend will die come On without a warning Conan [Laughter] take him away tan I been kill you for this see you later my Friend Oh Again I see it went as easily as you promise like catching mice it’s not finished yet that’s right my thickheaded friend you’re just the bait Conan will come for you to save your life and I will send his head back to ISA and I and the high priestess will
Be very well rewarded before you send his head to anyone you’re going to have to deal with the rest of him first cage them I don’t want to hear their voices again my PRI This What kind of chance does Conan have against all of them he doesn’t even have his weapon we’ve got to figure out a way to help him we have to find a way to help ourselves well I’m right the only thing we can do for him from here is Scream
And Sh you’re talking too fast yes out the blue faces cow to her yes if we could get a hold of her then those Warriors might not be so willing to fight if we had a knife up to the Saint Lee High priestess’s throat yeah well now that we have that
Settled there’s only one thing left for us to figure out our original problem how do we get out of here a A afraid of a little snake it is not little to me look out that window if we don’t get out of here we’re dead anyway and you’re afraid of a snake Bight I’m really starting to not like you Help help me help this ogre robbed me of a pouch of go shut up fool you’re not going to rob me you thickheaded orc Who you calling a thickheaded orc I’d rather give it to them who you move over there you back up say anything and I’m
Going to kill you who is dead you’re not so brave now are you where’s the gold little man it’s inside a pouch inside of his shirt let’s see it I’m going to kill you for this I swear it kill me n it Is uh he’s a smart one he is how smart little man he doesn’t call a little man how do you know the gold is still inside the pouch if there is not gold here you will be breathing through a nice new slash across your throat a Snake Hey take this down to the two guards then needed to all Right Conad well I’m glad to see you didn’t waste any time getting to your own funeral it’s not my funeral I’ve come for I wonder who’s then I don’t suppose you believe you’ve come for mine come down like a great warrior and find out a great warrior my friend is a smart One Kill them [Applause] you will die for this stop stop your Priestess dies throw down your weapons right cut the lady throat she’s not my high Priestess I told you it is not the sword now I’ll prove It Yeah My sword has not served your well hasard saan Do you think the blue stone people will remain under control I cannot be sure why do we leave them intact do you want me to slay them all it’ll be safer I will destroy only he aul I am a messeng Dr TR not an assassin H but you kill I kill to defend
Myself by you you do not treat people fairly what would you like me to do become a midwife maybe if I didn’t have to listen to your shrieking little voice I too would be happy well if my silence would stop your misery from spreading I will behave like zebon you cannot stop
Those jaws from flapping any more than a bird could stop its wings I have seen birds Glide for many minutes which is longer than you could appr your Babble your mouth should be in proportion to your body and if your body were in proportion to your brain you could ride a swamp
Rat then how could I stop people from stomping you into an ugly rug as usual you are wrong I would make a beautiful Road you protect him with your laughter he’s like an annoying rodent but he gets us through moments of Silence you zebin say more with your silence than all of
Us I value it and appreciate it greatly which means you should shut up okay I will I will behave like Zebon zebon welcomes you to the fraternity of the silent I didn’t mean it I’ll talk I’ll talk you should have at least kissed him back don’t help him you’re supposed to be on my Side Heart I
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