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Are you going to react or what react to this Tinder where your friends find girlfriends oh yeah tell me if there’s desync you find Bitcoin bot scams and I find your version of Fruit Ninja become the Western world’s favorite way to meet the prime suspect in their own murder well
Partly by exploiting the desperation of their own customers and maximizing misery at every available opportunity I [ __ ] hate Thunder grinder Tinder it’s all the and spelling women incorrectly Tinder first gained inexplicable popularity on American college campuses the app was created by Sha rad during the Great frat
Boy application startup boom it oh my God man that makes sense now looks ins sync okay good one day Bitcoin Rise Again boys you guys are coping so hard man Bitcoin is such a [ __ ] scam like it’s like the biggest epitome of a Ponzi scheme I got banned off Tinder for posting
Memes they’re lost I guess I signed up for T Tinder once in college and I used it once and I got so cringed out that I just uninstall it it was so bad I just couldn’t stand it like how are you supposed to judge a person
Just based on like a few pictures in the first like little bliet that you get underneath it with like text it was marketed heavily in sororities and fraternities in booze Laden party events built a prototype with Joe manot in 2012 and then launched the expanded team of Founders the following year but Tinder
Wasn’t some Garage Band operation it is owned by the match Group which has oh Indian match Latino people made black Christian people meet oh they’re owned by the these people oh my God okay Cupid people me Republican people me pet people me dude single parent people senior people me H acquiring a majority
Stake in the world’s online dating Market since its Inception starting with match.com they also own Plenty of Fish hour time okay Cupid pears Alo amarx Black People Meet bil and as of 2019 H also known as Tinder for people who think they’re too good for Tinder Bumble remains separate from the match group’s
Empire but it was founded by Tinder co-founder Whitney Wolf the match group has quickly dominated the dating Market Market K and Tinder is its most successful Enterprise accounting for 56% of the group’s total revenue in 2019 what2 billion dollar from [ __ ] scamming people oh my God man and that’s
Because it’s popular with the da billion horniest demographic young adults aged 18 to 25 older services like Match.com and Okay Cupid found success with older desperat demographics people who are willing to fill out long complicated questionnaires and sift through long boring profiles because they were motivated by their desire not to die
Alone on Tinder all you needed was a Facebook account and a couple of photos no personality required unlike it Boomer filled pred that’s why I hated it because like I I linked it to my Facebook and I was like this is cringe I don’t want people to like stalk me in
That way I don’t know lonely people money I heard there’s like a platinum membership gold membership like silver membership for like this [ __ ] now where you have where you get like extra benefits and that’s how they milk you for money Tinder doesn’t even check whether you’re a sex offender or
Notal Airport tower we have a airplane requesting permission to land I forgot to turn off ten you thank you for reminding me but yes there used to not be yes now it exists yeah I agree h c one can find love on their platform rad and his team promised something that the PornHub
Sidebar had always failed to deliver hot singles in your area but instead of giving you a computer virus it was facilitating the spread of sexually transmitted ones however the success is also rooted in its most famous featur you P to get match someone yeah essentially with this simple Gest Tinder
Transformed online dating from a book report into a [ __ ] slot machine this is another one of’s co-founders Jonathan wait wait wait apparently he also use Bots now cuz the user base isn’t as big anymore what they use AI Bots that was the grinder how do you know what grounder grinder sounds like
Kais kais how do you know what grinder sounds [Laughter] like I have it on my d see s word oh sure you do and my roommate is gay okay okay mhm okay I believe you I believe you de explaining how he came up with the F and so it allows you
To also sort of make decision which I think was sort of key to T right it’s I mean it kind of forces a quick g g if you’ve use Tinder at all then that noise probably does something for you the swipe feature and its Associated reward system is a perfect example of
What psychologists call operant conditioning as demonstrated by these pigeons one of the one of the schedules which is very effective with rat or pigeons is what we call a variable ratio schedule and that is at the heart of all gambling devices and has the same effect a pigeon can become a pathological
Gambler just as a person can I’ll get Juiced with dopamine when we anticipate a reward often more so than when we’re actually receiving one it’s the same feeling that Granny gets when she’s sat at the slot machine and it inspires the same kind of behavior repetitive mechanical motion G
Ging one another through the anticipation of a reward this anticipation can also be frustrating though especially when those seeds stop falling desirability score is very very secretive about what it once called its desirability score a hidden rating given to every user that governs how often they’re shown to people and who they’re
Shown to as of 2019 Tinder claims what the [ __ ] I didn’t even know about this desirability ratings you’re just reduced down to a number how [ __ ] dystopian is that [ __ ] man it’s crazy they no longer rely on this rating system and they inste adjust potential matches see
Each and every time your profile is liked or no like before is um well it’s not different Tinder just don’t like you to think about the fact that you have a secret rating system that you can’t access or change through any definite behavior for an undisclosed number of swipers then Tinder will intentionally
Surface your profile less depending on what others think of you so what’s the solution to this well Tinder May well have changed dating forever but it’s still reinforces one of its oldest cliches if your light speed ugly you better be prepared to spend some money just like real life capitalism
Always finds a way hdden MMR and Tinder gun minmax or swipes yeah basically you have to swipe at everything it’s crazy tender plus Tinder Platinum Tinder Diamond subscription for $50 a month pay to win in dating in March 2015 Tinder began limiting all users to 100
Swipes a day only giving you more if you signed up for Tinder plus which they released with this preco Relic featuring an office bound hottie going on a European plow Fest facilitated by passport feature and apparently more money than God a plow F oh holy moly wasn’t dating
Always pay wi yeah but this is like even like top of can you [ __ ] stop can you come here I am trying to watch a video you come here come on come here come here I’m going to put you in my lap so you can stop Bing come
On come on you little baby come here oh my God God man oh my God so Gumpy so [ __ ] Gumpy oh my baby there we go okay okay chill out come on there we go damn she got a lot of money users experien was the free trial but did have
To make money somehow and the rewind feature is great as it allows you to lower your standards on a swipe by swipe basis people clearly think it’s worth the money because Tinder has experienced steady subscriber growth quarter on quarter people are actually like subscribing to this man that’s
Insane how do people have money for this where do people find this money to do this man they’re increasing each quarter they’re getting more people not less more in 2017 they coughed up an even exclusiv subscription level with Tinder gold and with it became the most phone application in the world even beating
Netflix but some people are paying a lot more for Tinder than others and that’s where things get interesting sexy supply and demand you might not be surprised to know that men greatly outnumber women on basically all dating apps especially grinder for some reason in the UK 85% of dating app
Users and on Tinder it’s worse with dick outnumbering box at 9 to1 ratio if our genitals were currency then vag would be the dollar and Dong would be well the Vietnamese Dong with this disparity men face an entirely different kind of Eur European sexpedition sexed oh [ __ ] he’s getting Shaked oh it’s so loud man is truly a mobile game when it is packed to the rafters with microtransactions Boost features wa wait wait be the top profile in your area for 30 minutes and get more matches it’s literally pay to win man hold on I got to kiss my dog on the
Face dude I know isn’t that [ __ ] insane get Tinder plus skip the line be the top person people pay for this yes they do raid tnder Legends I just love You promise to push your ugly face into the phones of every meat sack in your ZIP code for just $70 $70 $70 oh my God Tinder made AFK Arena look better yeah what the [ __ ] does top profile even mean so when you are in a certain area on
Tinder uh what happens is that there’s a list of other people who are in your similar vicinity that get placed and if you pay to win you will get put at the top so you’re more likely to be seen so we’re all gotcha yes super boost
Promises to you to the front and be seen by up to 100 times more potential matches yeah if you read that correctly up to 100 times more views and then there’s the super likee which can be batch bought in groups of five allowing you to bypass tinder’s basic rule of only
Showing you to people who’ liked you back to counteract the idea that this was tinder’s equivalent of cat calling they premiered the feature with this superhero inspired commercial what What please please I’m and thanks to the recently rolled out Tinder wait wait what so if you already said no it’ll appear again like if someone says no to you you get shoved in your face again like that that woman or the man that is so [ __ ] cooked what the
[ __ ] no don’t put my [ __ ] what is wrong with you put your V2 oh my dog is sniffing oh my dog is sniffing the microphone sorry that was my dog not me if I say no once I can say no Twice yeah do sniff it again do
It sniff it sniff it again sniff the microphone again he says no likely story no it’s him he’s gone now it’s a little bit of moral tender yeah who gives a [ __ ] they’re milking you for your [ __ ] money and your [ __ ] they can see that you’re the one that like them instead of
Being until you match oh Okay I think it’s not different than IRL dating just digitalized dude you clearly don’t you don’t go out much huh what the [ __ ] dating is not like that at all hi Nora yes we are talking about uh Tinder because it’s evil and it’s bad yeah dating is not like this at all
In person when you do like authentic like real dating imagine talking to women Disgusting I pay my local Council to show posters of me to everyone for a day it’s totally like real life yeah exactly like that’s so [ __ ] cooked it can get that bad sometimes it’s it what are you talking about how how can it get that bad you are not
Like like yes women take a glance at you but if you’re like humor cannot be um put down as a number like don’t get me wrong I’ve seen some really funny guys and they may be like I don’t know not that physically attractive and they still get babes women are FBI
Agents uh yes I am a glowy you’re all under arrest [Laughter] yeah hello chat please what’s up women are fness of my imagination ah Dodge this Platinum currently only available in certain regions wait wait get wait wait get Tinder PL message before Oh my God add a message for free
With every Super like you send 6 months this is a wow subscription this is literally an MMO subscription guys it’s an MMO subscription for $15 a month and you’re locked in for six months this is so sad holy [ __ ] 41% value yeah 41% per this is more
Expensive than a wow subscription or any other [ __ ] subscription super likes are like wow tokens yeah kind of Yeahs subscribers can use their messaging before match feature so they can attach a little Post-It note to their super like essentially tinder’s most prized features are those that
Allow you to bypass the laws of neutal attraction that their whole swiping game is based on also but but that’s so stupid like then then go outside dude that is so [ __ ] sad who approved this [ __ ] they make money off of it that’s what that’s how it works it got approved because it
Makes money if it didn’t make money it wouldn’t exist prove me wrong the equivalent of harass if people throw DMS yes kind of no a lot be real have you ever got on a date from a dating app no I used Tinder once in college in my first year of
College and I just thought it was so cringe that I uninstalled it I literally flicked through and I was like this is [ __ ] stupid and I never [ __ ] looked at it again I installed it did you swipe I think so but like I uninstalled it literally a couple of hours later
It’s so like I don’t know and this was like a while ago too so included in Tinder Platinum is priority likes a new feature that apparently allows your likes and super likes to be seen by a potential match before the likes of nonsubscribers when this feature is
Rolled out nationally I guess you can expect your Tinder train to be front-ended by a first class Carriage of Tinder Platinum wait so you potentially start like you start talking to people who like pay money too so you all circle jerk about buying Tinder it it’s like um the mile high
Club for airplanes yeah yeah this is clever you know what guys subscribe to my patreon for platinum uh then you get to like actually you know uh talk to me on Discord for five minutes yeah sponsors results in Google searches yeah kind of yeah Uber Menches mhm but this whole messaging
Before matching thing goes against everything that sha Brad we find out when somebody you want to meet actually wants to meet you back and we do so in a way that doesn’t require you putting yourself out there but maybe it wasn’t Brad’s idea he was removed the CEO in 2015 after being
Caught up in a sexual what a surprise the guy that made tender settles sexual harassment lawsuit surprise huh you sell your time I didn’t say it was going to be sexual you just get five minutes with me and I can break you as much as I want it’s $90 for five minutes
Get it now harassment lawsuit directed at Justin Martin by bumble’s Adventure founder Whitney wolf rad did return to the role 6 months later but was removed and replaced Again by Greg blat CEO of IAC the match group’s parent company and blat was removed from the role after he
Was accused of sexual harassment by a Tinder marketing executive my God and that claim is wrapped up in an ongoing lawsuit led by Rad against IAC and the match group for allegedly hiding tinder’s growth potential from them and therefore being able to keep billions of dollars worth of stock options from
Landing in their wallet what a surprise a scummy a scummy app makes scummy is made by scummy people damn damn that’s crazy Tinder has swiped through a few CEOs since then I do any profile where a girls at Disneyland or Harry Potter World left no really it does har women may be
Rife at Tinder HQ but their app descri rates against men yeah I said it but it is a little bit more complicated than that a simple but revealing study from the University of London tells us something that you probably already suspected they found that female profiles received matches about 10% of
The time whereas their male profiles scored am measly 0.6% meaning that most men will not get a single match from the 100 freebie swipes that the service gives you outside of their subscription model they pray on men yeah they’re praying on men because they they get less likes so men
Are more likely to buy the [ __ ] Platinum [ __ ] yep so it stands for reason then that the less matches you get the more likely you’re going to be to spaff money into tinder’s System tinder’s payment model is in direct correlation with how shitty it makes you feel about yourself and that’s why
Tinder loves microtransactions because it gives you every available opportunity to problem solve your own loneliness with your PayPal account but Tinder is also charging men more for the same why is he using videos of guys [ __ ] because people like to swipe on the toilet apparently I think that’s what
He’s implying this well not all men just older Urban less desirable Men last year Tinder settled an age discrimination lawsuit in California as they were charging people over 30 twice as much for Tinder Plus in other territories to charge you based upon the person data you hand them when you sign up a
Straight male over 50 living in a metropolitan area will pay just under $35 for T whereas a queer female under 30 living in the same area will pay just under $7 for the same service through pricing is trying to fix its supply and demand problem they want older less
Desirable men to leave their app but not until after they’ve spaffed a few pages attcks into their system tinder’s gender disparity problem actually manifested in the real world during the Natasha Aon incident hi everyone what the hell is this who the [ __ ] is Natasha Ponte does anyone know before we start I literally
Have no idea what this is Natasha Aon no clue nope that’s me she she’s a joural no no no no clue okay as you may or may not know my name is Natasha and I have everyone here today to be on a date with me what the [ __ ]
Hundreds of men congregated in Union Square for what they thought was a one-on-one date but turned out to be a battle royale for some subpar slice subpar slice yo that’s actually Savage I’m G to [ __ ] call someone that one day you’re a subpar slice the men who didn’t protest their shoddy
Treatment competed in a push-up contest a foot race and were publicly belittled for their various physical failings what the [ __ ] the stunt was orchestrated by viral video Guru Rob Bliss who hired 50 full-time staff to message thousands of men on aon’s behalf to prove some kind
Of point now the people behind the stunt are speaking out showing the Tinder experience in real life shows what we’re actually doing on our phones oh yeah Brave social experiment there guys it is exactly like what happens on Tinder except you know you’re the one humiliating people and putting them on
Camera for an a what the [ __ ] man that is so [ __ ] cringe what the hell is wrong with these people and then they back P imagine if instead of doing that cringy ass [ __ ] they just went to their local Cafe Bookshop or whatever and talk to a couple of women they may actually even someone they liked it’s too hard it’s too difficult and on top of that some women are insanely like I
Don’t know it’s kind of difficult to do that in this climate specifically because you could argue that some women just don’t [ __ ] want to talk to anyone cuz they’re like conditioned to think that all men are like out to get them or be weird talking to women in public is illegal
Yeah basically like it’s too scary to do that how dare you suggest I socialize in person [ __ ] audience of millions there’s this bit in the Metropolis by Upton Sinclair where an old man keeps losing money at a fixed card game and he’s asked why do you keep going old man
Don’t you know the game is crooked to which he responds of course it’s crooked but damn if it ain’t the only game in town and that’s kind of how I feel about dating apps Tinder isn’t going anywhere and in our socially distanced dystopia meeting people in person is getting harder and
Wait oh my [ __ ] god man what tind crooked but damn if they ain’t the only game in town holy [ __ ] H oh hi didn’t see you oh my God thanks for watching over the next few weeks wmart so if you enjoyed this one make sure to hit the bell and go follow
Me on Twitter so I [ __ ] love looking at cringe Walmart compilations it’s really fun so if you want to be part of that make sure you go check out I paid $90 for tender and I didn’t even get anything out of it guys I paid $90 for
Patreon and I didn’t even get to see Alana’s boobies she just said I was a cool person [ __ ] now I want to die in Minecraft Tinder Platinum yes Alana Platinum Edition no I paid $100 for five minutes Alana please all she did was tell me I suck at video games
Can I rism a lady saying once in a while yes if you roll your RS they could mistake you for being exotic no booa sister please I paid a $100 for Tinder and I got no [ __ ] that’s actually [ __ ] sad you could go and hire a hooker for
$100 not like a very high tier one but probably like a decent one I paid $100 to talk to Al all she did was play SU on her phone wrong that’s a [ __ ] lie I would be playing dead by daylight that’s what I would be
Doing you have to pay for Tinder no it’s not it’s free base but at a certain point because of how it works you essentially end up having to dump money because you’re desperate yeah it’s quote unquote free it’s like a free it’s a freemium game but yeah what’s that website where you pay
To play video games with people I have no idea I forget what it’s called it’s like gamer I forget streamlab no no no no it’s on the tip of my tongue ah eag girl yeah the eag girl stuff I forget what it’s called ah damn it I can’t [ __ ] remember eals eals
That was it not e girls eals oh my God that was [ __ ] wild I remember looking through that and I was like damn people paid for this [ __ ] he hate Tinder yeah bad take dog yeah he’s like I hate Tinder I hate Tinder don’t you buddy do you bark once if you hate
Tinder yeah yeah you tell them yeah you tell them um oh He barked he went w you have a better chance of finding love on an eal than Tinder actually probably yeah dog is an eir stand no he no he’s not he’s a Bas dog he’s a based
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