Yeah well the game started but we’re only 30 seconds in green base got the ball first Aaron Jones is not playing there’s a bunch of Packers not playing um there’s a 5 yard gain on first down so Ball’s at the 29 and he hands it off to Dylan who gets
A first down good run up the middle oh let’s see bring up all these windows there we go all right we’re good we’re good yeah all right all right there we go oh oh my drinks right here all right it’s first and 10 at the 36 Love Finds
Craft opened by the sideline and that’s a seven yard gain ah but uh since it was the Packers I figured Rob would be on early but probably not or maybe he just wants to watch it in peace without Bigfoot trashing him could be all right second and
Three uh number 11 comes in motion I’m not sure who that is that might be the guy that Rob uh Rob has he comes back and there’s a false start so second and eight now I’m not sure who it was on but they called it somebody moved all right Love’s under
Center and I think this is going to be a free play no they’re going to shut it down damn they’re going to shut it down neutral Zone infraction yeah so they’re going to get the five yards back nice very nice all right back to Second and three empty backfield now Dylan comes
In love goes under center it’s a little screen to dobs I think that falls incomplete I was too far ahead of him that’s the thing about love I think he’s good but every now and then he has games where he just like puts the ball in terrible spots and then they either pick
It or or or or the guy can’t catch it like he just did it again on Third and three way way outside he was being pressured they blitzed them but they picked it up uh and he just sailed it that guy that guy was open on an out
Route yeah that was just way the hell out of there uh it’s it’s throws like that that I that I feel uh I mean he’s already sat for three years and this is the first time he’s playing and he’s he’s making these mistakes like consistently all year yeah
It’s better these last three games he’s played much better he’s he’s in a uh a better spot but um I feel like with him you’re going to get a lot of ups and downs you’re going to get stretches of good stretches of bad and right now he’s on a stretch of
Good and if he can continue that into the rest of the season these last four weeks well five weeks because he he still has to play this game he still has five games left uh if they can get some wins they might be able to make the playoffs you don’t
Need to have a good record to make the playoffs in the NFC you could probably get away with like eight maybe eight nine Nine’s probably more likely the seven seed will probably be nine and the six seed will probably be 10 and then and then Dallas or
Philadelphia will be the fifth seed and they’ll have like 12 or 13 but that’s that’s usually rare that doesn’t always happen and then of course in the NFC there’s uh the garbage division the NFC South where like they’re all six and seven and then the Panthers have one
Win uh so you’re going to have one division winner that probably won’t even have a winning record and you’re going to have a a wild card that probably is right at 500 that just means it’s it’s easier to get in a team like the Packers who’s probably right around
500 give or take depends how their games go but they’re right in that mix so they they could they could make it as crazy as it sounds they could make it and uh but the game’s back from commercial break uh they call him Tommy cutlets what really Tommy cutlets
Yo I was playing with him on Madden oh my God he was terrible the balls wouldn’t go anywhere near where like it like they’d go that way it’s like what I was throwing it over there like they like it just F it’s like no the computer wants it to be in the
Dirt like right there it’s going to go there all right so the Giants get a chance after the punt deito oh he hit his receiver and the guy couldn’t catch it oh my God you got to help him out you gotta help him out he actually got it
There that was Jaylen hayatt I think his parents look like a fat Dan Marino and that lady from American Pi the uh if’s Mom that’s what they look like uh that’s a run by Barkley good run up the middle that’s a first down 10 yard
Run I mean why didn’t you why didn’t you just open the game with the [ __ ] run that’s that’s probably all you’re going to be able to do what a hole for Barkley on that play like to borrow from a Packers Legend like they [ __ ] created an alley right
There a seal a seal and an alley that was it right there that was nice if they’re going to run like that I think we’re going to have a game tonight oh by the way these P these Giants are using their 90s jerseys which you can use on Madden [ __ ] awesome
Those I remember those those bring me back to my childhood um they give it to Barkley again this time only for one yard um so we uh just under 11 minutes in the game I need more drink but that’ll be second and nine deito Mar is on the
Sideline is he hurt or is he just taking a a breather empty backfield fourman Rush deito throws for nobody he was not looking that was slatting the intended target a flag comes in oh my goodness what’s it going to be it’s going to be on Green Bay pass pass
Interference wow I thought that was uncatchable I thought maybe it was uncatchable but yeah I guess he did grab I mean I don’t know that was uncatchable that’s that’s a t that’s a Ticky attack call that’s not a like you like you you probably let them play through that that
One and you know pick a better one to call cuz that’s I don’t think that was very good they bailed him out even though they still had another down deito escapes the pressure he’s running for the first down gets five wow they had him dead to rights and
He I don’t know what the hell he did he faked like he was going to go up into the pocket and then went back out oh Barkley’s head got slammed into the ground [ __ ] well there goes my win if Barkley is out oh he’s back in never
Mind I knew you were GNA do it Barkley’s a dog he he’s not coming out uh Man in Motion that’s slate deito under Center gives it to Barkley oh he’s taken down in the back field he loses three that’s going to be third and long third and eight
Outside of that first run by Barkley they uh they haven’t gotten anything in the Run game he had a 10 yard run and and then he’s lost yardage on both both of his other runs and they’re right around Midfield so if they gain like a few yards here
They might even might even go for it on fourth down everybody’s [ __ ] aggressive as hell deito throws he had a guy open but he sailed it just a little out of his grasp damn that’s fourth down they’re going to punt uh let’s see let me put on the other
Game what CH is the other game on ESPN yeah all right let’s check the other game out just cuz that one seems to be uh a punt a Fest oh this one’s on commercial of course it is of course it Is course what the hell where where’s the where’s oh my God I got to click on box score theh okay here we go lus is throwing a touchdown oh no no wait I saw I saw one and I thought it was touchdown it’s yards okay never
Mind two of four for four 48 Tyreek one for 19 WD one for 16 seems to be a little more action going on on this one right okay all right let’s do this one for a bit then we’ll switch back then whenever Rob gets here we’ll just keep it on the
Packers since he’s a Packer fan all right the game’s back there’s the nerd looking at his call sheet they are are in the red no they’re right outside the Red Zone it’s pistol strong formation they hand it off he’s got a lot of room to go there goes mostard he’s almost to the
10 taken down inside the nine wow it’s that easy it’s that easy for Miami what cat you want to jump on me okay come here what oh you’re crazy you’re crazy oh crazy oh [ __ ] I forgot to get more [ __ ] drink oh it’s not for you cat Okay Tua
Was a trickeration it’s an Ender round and moster gets to the two very nearly a touchdown right there I need Hill to catch touchdown I have Hill and Tua in my uh 12th my uh Houston money League although I’ve already clinched the playoffs and they start next week
And I don’t think I could get the buy I’m probably going to finish in third place or fourth um and then the the playoffs would start next week and I have the second most points to a fumble to a fumbled the Titans have it that was a bobbled snap but he got it
Back then he fumbled again so that counts as a sack he fumbled twice on that play right yeah dude you’re heavy man you’re getting fat you’re getting [ __ ] fat you’re only 13 or 14 months excuse me they don’t know how old you are but you’re too big you’re too
Fat it’s crazy because he runs around all [ __ ] day so Tennessee with the turn with the takeaway Lis is under Center that’s going to be a false start so half the distance to the goal all right go over there all right tennessy first and 13 now from the six are are the
Four single back formation Henry’s in there they give it to him he jump cuts and only gets maybe two I’ll be second down I think uh well I don’t know man I mean this is danger territory right here like you you [ __ ] up here you’re going to give them the ball back right
Where they had it well they might be conservative here it’s a it’s single back again two tight ends in there one of the receivers comes in motion by action Lis had Hopkins open incomplete I don’t know if Hopkins was looking for that I don’t know what
Happened uh but he was open he just missed him third and 11 this time they’re in shotgun slot receiver on each side looks like just a fourman rush leave is oh it’s picked it’s picked by Miami that’s a pick six oh my God that’s a pick Six oh my God what did I say what did I say this is danger territory you don’t want to [ __ ] [ __ ] it up and what do you do you [ __ ] it up that’s hilarious it’s obvious and and and I mean that was like a screen that wasn’t even like
A a play that was like oh they took a shot like it was just a [ __ ] screen and the dude was right there like if you [ __ ] it up on a screen like dude just throw it in the dirt well Lis makes a boneheaded play right there Miami gets a defensive touchdown
Good for me I started him or I started Miami defense against Rob damn bro he was right there jeez well they’re going to commercial break so and Lis is upset he was with his chin strap like I Su so I get eight points for my defense on that one play oh yeah I ran out of drink box Frozen well I’m going to have to switch to beer all right got my drink oh the game’s back on okay so uh they hand it off that’s not Henry that’s Spears gain of four oh oh that’s good all right that was a quick
Commercial um Second and seven gain of three Lis is one for four oh my goodness all right second and three Lis is in shotgun there’s three receivers to the right to the left Hopkins is in the slot the fourman rush well protected Lis throws over the middle that’s his tight end a
Quano Tyler Silva says hi happy December falling at Autumn thanks you too man appreciate that it’s a nice time of year right now it’s it’s you know the holidays the weather gets really nice I mean in in Houston it’s not too cold so so you know I’m sure there’s a lot of
People further up north that are like it you know well who knows maybe they love the snow but uh only 15 days until Christmas that’s true it’s almost here man this year has gone by so quick especially football season tonight it’s is Monday yes it is all right Lis is under center it’s
Uh it would look like weak eye formation they hand it off to Henry and he goes nowhere Maybe he got a yard probably no gain this time they’re in shotgun there’s two tight ends in there it’s a toss to Henry to the left he cuts
Back Falls forward for a gain of two so it’ll be third and eight third and eight Bigfoot says in other news Mahomes and Reed are being investigated over their comments about refs last night and Patty in trouble for throwing his helmet for premeditated possible injury to an NFL
Official yeah they they were frustrated as hell and I think uh I think it was clearly a foul and uh Lis gets sacked on thir down so they’re going to have to punt but yeah I think they were just frustrated they were letting they were
Letting it out and I think they you know they they got it wrong that dude was clearly in the neutral zone but I don’t I think it was just like they needed to vent their frustration and they did and Um sometimes you just got to let it out you know what I mean you know all about that Bigfoot you let it out every [ __ ] day all right Tennessee pting away from the 35 boom there goes be caught at the 12 the wording cracked me up watch the lip reading hilarious cracked his
Helmet all right well I guess we could switch it back to the every hey [ __ ] everybody yeah exactly all right let’s switch it back to the other game I figured Rob would be on but maybe he doesn’t want to listen to you [ __ ] all over his team cuz you’re GNA do it that’s
Bigfoot he’s our resident [ __ ] all right here we go got everything a it’s on a commercial [ __ ] every time I change it it’s on a commercial but uh yeah this game is also scoreless [ __ ] well I mean well well the other one got a just got a defensive touchdown but this one’s
Scoreless Green Bay does have the ball let’s see um nothing’s really going on in this game not much yardage it’s like 40 yards total Rob is sacrificing a bull offering his soul praying to the football Gods at Green Baye not [ __ ] to he totally is he totally is he’s still learning about the
Football Gods he doesn’t know how to handle them yet but little by little he’s learning now he probably just has to like take care of the kids he normally puts the kids down like right around this time and his his wife probably had to work
Late or wake up early one or the other I don’t know her schedule but okay we’re back they’re showing the city skyline looks nice a lot of the buildings have uh you know lights on and [ __ ] all right love gives it to Dylan it was an RPO gain of uh
Four you know Dylan is a guy that has had opportunities because Jones gets injured a lot and he’s never really like I I think his rookie year was his best year after that he’s kind of been disappointing like in fantasy he was considered like a really good handcuff
And like he just he’s never he’s never lived up to where you where you had to draft him our love is under Center this time it’s single back Ace formation that’s a tight end on each side of the line they give it to Dylan and he gets
Nothing he goes nothing maybe even lost a yard that’s going to be third down and five probably hired some cracked out Voodoo Witch Doctor tortur doll in a giant Jersey dude he’s totally doing that and it’s Brett Favre that he’s learning it from all right he’s in shotgun there’s
Three receivers to the right there’s a lot of Green Bay dudes or pack uh Giants dudes crowning the line the Giants call timeout they probably were not in the right defense for that oh I can’t drink that fast I don’t have anymore all right so it was a short time out they’re back
Third and six three and a half to go in this first quarter love is in shock it’s the same formation three receivers to the right fourman Rush this time love throws over the middle complete but it’s a a yard short of the first down wow they got some good pressure
With four on that one Bigfoot says n it ain’t far he’s too busy skiing money from Children’s Charities to worry about his previous voodo hob yeah yeah you’re probably right it’s too busy being a criminal somewhere I think they’re going for this they’re in the Huddle fourth and one I mean if Dylan
Can’t get one like what the [ __ ] are you good for it’s shotgun it’s a roll out oh he didn’t get it I don’t think he got it it was it was a it was a nice catch on the outside but it was short of the [ __ ] line of
Scrimmage oh man he extended his arm the ball over the [ __ ] thing but I think it was I think he was outside that’s hard to know where the ball is oh man I don’t know that’s that’s tough that’s a tough one it’s kind of hard to describe that
Play cuz like he reaches for the for the thing for the first down marker but like the ball could be across the line and so it might have been outside when he reached over so it would be like half a yard short which is where I think they marked it
I mean they they no they ruled it yeah it’s half a yard CH so they ruled it in Giants favor Giants have the ball technically but Green Bay could challenge if they want to the thing is is I don’t know how you would like cuz he’s outside when he like when
The ball hits the thing he’s outside and that thing’s pretty far from the I don’t know well [ __ ] that scared me he scared me okay they tried sinking it sinking it up stop it but yeah they’re they’re I guess they’re going to give it to the Packers Packers have the ball first
Down um it’s play action pressure on love he nearly overthrows Dylan Dylan breaks a tackle stiff arm another dude he’s still going oh my God he [ __ ] trucked a Dude that was a hell of a run right there holy [ __ ] well he wanted a trucker dude but then he just stiff armed him again so it was play action and then he just checked it down to Dylan oh my goodness okay so they’re in the Red Zone they’re
At the 18 he’s under Center receiver goes in motion this time they give it to Dylan off tackle to the left and he gets two yards second and eight oh man that was a good run just as I was trashing him he [ __ ] pulls out a good run good for you Dylan oh
Dude I need to cut your nails man your nails are sharp they’re getting sharp ow [ __ ] all right second and eight we’re still in the first quarter he’s under Center guy comes in motion it’s a Jet Sweep he’s into the 10 and he [ __ ] high steps into the
[ __ ] End Zone like he’s D on that’s uh Reed yeah that’s Reed that’s the rookie oh Reed Uh the rookie Reed and um yeah like you guys have like a bunch of like good receivers like none of them are standing out yet cuz I think they’re all young but like they’re all [ __ ] solid they’re all good yeah that’s become Reed’s go-to play right there yeah well that unfortunately that
Isn’t count as a passing touchdown for you no you’re right so you lose out on points there and Miami got a [ __ ] defensive touchdown I know I saw did you see that [ __ ] of football God [ __ ] Bigfoot was saying that you were you were out like making some sacrifices to the football
Gods so the Packers could win my wife agrees he always disappears for like 30 minutes before the Packers game and I have no idea where he goes but the Giants are using their their Throwbacks from the 90s yeah I like the throwback helmet on the field too looks cool yeah they you
Can use those in Madden every time I I play the Giants I put those on them yeah I would too yeah and the The Eagles I used they’re like remember that one green the green one from like the 80s and 90s I like using that one for them and
Then who else has a good one a good throw well if you play with Tennessee you could play as the Oilers uniform that is a great throwback yeah and then you can relocate a team to Houston and pick the pick the Oilers and then play Tennessee put their
Oilers jerseys on and then use the oiler jerseys that you have and it’ll just be [ __ ] confusion all over the field oiler on Oiler action right there yeah cuz they look slightly different but they’re pretty it’s pretty much the same scheme like the color concept and I did
It once and I was like yeah that was a mistake I should just restart it yeah actually I was fighting the heat cuz it didn’t want to turn on out here and that’s it’s very cold now what’s the temperature 28 degrees about oh yeah you need the heat for that no it
Says it SN yeah it did snow last night yesterday is it still there or did it go away oh it went away right away a that sucks that’s the that’s the way it usually is here like if we get snow it goes away like the same day
Or the or the day the next morning like it’ll go away Bigfoot says hey it’s Rob we were wondering how many bulls do you have to sacrifice to the football gods for Green Bay to make the playoffs I mean apparently none I would have thought this year would have been done
With well the the NFC is weak as hell yeah it’s such uh JV level that there’s there’s a shot even the Vikings aren’t doing so well and they’re in it for now well but do they have a chance they like they don’t have a quarterback no and they won by three against the
Raiders so I’m sure James is not very happy about that well they have a a rookie quarterback also who isn’t playing great either so right it’s we’ll give them yeah but but the good thing is in this draft if some of these rookie quarterback or not rookie but if some of
These college quarterbacks declare for the draft we could have five or six firstr quarterbacks this year the golden wedding be insane they they love these shows dude yeah we’re pretty muchly timed up on uh screen time too it’s awesome is uh is Dave mustain married Dave mustain yeah I I don’t know
That’s they should put Dave mustain on one of those shows that would be hilarious he like he they wheel him out on an epic wagon doing a solo yeah yeah and they’re all like super disappointed like wait what oh my God no this is not what I signed up for the
Date is just him like talking [ __ ] about Metallica what’s your favorite metallic album oh uh I don’t know I like The Black Album it sucks yeah that what sucks what’s your favorite Mega Death album I’ve never heard of them get out of here no I don’t think they would never
Do anything like that no of course not but it but it would be it would be hilarious it would be hilarious him or Carri King from Slayer that might be too serious though you know what I mean yeah he might scare people you’re right yeah yeah I think it’s it’s more comedy with
Dave mustain because he’s [ __ ] hilarious in interviews he’s hilarious when he comes out on Fox News yeah he he uh when he gets to ranting in between songs like he’s got a bunch of viral ass rants of him going the [ __ ] off yeah yeah that’s that’s why
I’m saying like he’d be great on the show like that because he’ll just keep going he’ll just keep talking big foot said did you pay off your voodoo witch doctor to train you poking haunted dolls in Giants jerseys Rob’s too lazy to do that that’s too
Much work not doing all that unless you brought like all the [ __ ] to him put it on that little table there he still wouldn’t do it he’d be like n be like get that out of here yeah get that [ __ ] out of here I don’t need that
[ __ ] even if it was all ready and all he had to do was poke it he still wouldn’t do it saquin with the uh catch and pick up of the first down that’s not helping me either damn it yeah he has his Green Bay alter that’s true
You do have your sacrificial chamber in there with Jenga yes with Jenga there we go who B bottle saquon up on that one we’ll bring up second down 1421 in counting in the second quarter outside of one run Barkley has been bottled up pretty much
Like he had a 10 yard run and now he has 11 yards it helps having DeAndre Campbell back to almost full strength this is the second game back from mry he definitely makes a difference little shotgun snap play action oh deito hits up number 18 is that Hughes I don’t
Know if you were watching me when I was doing the show by myself but they kept showing DeVito’s parents and I and I said they look like a fat Dan Marino and stiffler’s Mom dude no I didn’t but they do they do look like them right if you’re not watching this game
That is a perfect description of those people that’s what they look like it’s those are his pairs it’s CRA they keep showing them and I guess that’s his little brother beside him wearing the Fedora wow this guy can run dude holy [ __ ] yeah he just got out of trouble there the
First down after good God come on pack that was like very agile a very agile run yeah he was dead to rights maybe twice and he got out dude you know what in the I think in the first drive he had one play where they almost sacked him
But he like faked going in and then he went outside and yall like completely whiffed yeah like this guy can move holy [ __ ] not it’s w oh my god get his ass oh man right down to the five dude wild cat that’s crazy yo when you have a really shitty
Quarterback you might as well do Wildcat right you because you don’t want him to handle the ball all the time that was almost a bad exchange too yes number 17 don’t even know that dude’s name Bigfoot says dude Ted Nan on Dancing With the Stars nothing like seeing his
Tiger King ass prancing around in Tights that’s hilarious haven’t seen Wildcat since TBO there’s there’s some teams that do like one or two a game but that’s it oh Barkley touchdown sorry Rob yeah I was I got behind you there damn it all all right well it’s a game I told
You I told you yesterday you can’t you know the Texans did the same thing with the Jets the difference is the Jets have like a nasty [ __ ] defense but this is the this is Trap game season dude like you can’t [ __ ] around this time of year and like they have nothing to play
For right now right like the Giants they’re done they’re just chilling like [ __ ] like yeah let’s ruin their [ __ ] chances at making the playoffs by by beating them that’s that’s their goal that’s all they that’s all they can do because what does a win accomplish you get a worst spot in
The draft that’s it that’s all it accomplishes I’m sure some of the players would rather feel a win than feel a loss regardless of of course man you feel good even if you’re not going to make the playoffs you feel good when you get a win absolutely like it imagine
Losing all year you feel like [ __ ] like as as a fan you feel like [ __ ] but imagine as a player they’re the ones out there [ __ ] leaving it out there the Browns and the Lions know what 16 losses feels like yeah yeah I mean and
If the if the P if the Texans didn’t lose to the Panthers um they would be winless and they might be [ __ ] you know 0 and 16 also but of course the Texans [ __ ] [ __ ] the bed on that one Kevin says if the Giants don’t turn the ball over they
Got a chance to win that’s true if DeVito plays a clean game and you can get Barkley the ball like that they’re in business DeAndre Johnson what’s up man de Andre holy [ __ ] it’s been like 10 years since you’ve been in here number one seat in the building
Yeah yeah okay knew we knew you would tout that that’s fine you deserve it but you should thank the Cowboys for that you kind of can too yeah the Cowboys knocked them off and allowed you so you should at least say thank you Cowboys Kevin says you guys are better than Tom
Gry whoa thank you for that DeAndre says what’s up fellas yeah thanks man yand says what’s up fellas no just chilling dude you know Thanksgiving Christmas right around the corner it’s holiday time which also means it’s the end of football getting to the end um we’re getting really really really good
Football now definitely these games matter like I mean they all matter but now it’s like uhoh like uh oh like we lose and we’re [ __ ] Bigfoot says Payton equals coach of the year you know what he might make a late surge especially if they take over the
Division from the Chiefs he will get a late surge for sure yandre says right I agree thanks Cowboys see he’s a good guy there you go yeah that’s okay sometimes you got to say you know good job Dak say say it Bigfoot good job Dak bro Bigfoot has his own Shrine of
Dak in his house yeah I was gonna say he shits on me he he’s the Dak man over there yeah definitely that’s why I didn’t like that other guy because he kept you know talking he’s like why does he talk about my guy stop it yeah yep all right we’re back from commercial
Break you want to do the play-by-play on on these next couple drives or what yeah I’ll go for it we’re kicking off here number 46 boots it it looks like it’s going to go in to be a Touchback Kevin says remember the sports babe there was nothing babe about
Her a hair in my mouth I think I kind of know who you’re talking about but I never really watched the sports B yeah under says Kyle might get coach of the year I mean yeah because you know he’s a he’s a good coach they’re a good team they have a good winning
Record it could also be Miami it could be under Center anybody else that makes a [ __ ] push I mean who knows it’s too early to tell yeah take it on Center play action he drops it off to number 27 Patrick Taylor he picks up a whole bunch
Gets a first down about 15 yards on that pickup yeah you know you know what I’ve noticed that he likes to do is he likes to play action and check down yep like to there’s nothing wrong with it take it like what it’s always there I think Rogers himself said that
There is zero wrong with the check down if you got it go yeah exactly like remember all those times I would complain about Watson like oh he wants to do is throw deep and throw deep or intermediate like he never wants to check it down another
Jet Sweep to uh Reed on the quick there I think he picked up about five yards Derrick Henry goes in for a touchdown for the Titans yeah they have like a little split screen going on they should just do that they really should right what’s with what’s with this two uh two
Network [ __ ] I know DeAndre says I have a feeling we might lose Christmas who do you play second and seven love and shotgun pistol Pro formation excuse me yeah hand when the running back’s behind the quarterback it’s it’s pistol it’s easier to run the ball on pistol than shotgun picks up two
I’m going to bring up third down DeAndre ask are y’all doing bowl games I was actually looking at the schedule today and one of the games is at like 4 and the other one’s at like seven so we might have to I mean I don’t know I
Don’t know if Rob’s going to be on for the early one but the night one probably the night one yeah that one’s at seven so we’ll probably do that one all right third and five shotgun formation we got three wide to the right head Dylan right by his side drops back
Throws and picks up number 13 wicks for the first down wow that looked like it was going to be overthrown and somehow that he jumped up and caught it Wix is a tall man didn’t know he was that tall but I’ll take it yeah yeah yeah he jumped pretty high
Oh got away with a little bit of a push off on the Giants Defender he did it wasn’t it wasn’t like terribly it was like a I wonder heend all it was like an Ever So slight little like Michael Irving love shove yeah not to bring up the other love
Shove all right quick shotgun snap Dylan’s got the ball running up the middle and he’s GNA be taken down after about five DeAndre says we play the Ravens on Christmas oh that’s going to be a good one that’s going to be good right there could be a Super Bowl
Preview absolutely could I know Virginia Tech is in a bowl game n we we probably won’t do any of the bowl games other than the playoff gam they’re too obscure they’re too obscure of times to actually catch any of those yeah Rob will either be working or you know doing some kind
Of family thing so if we do anything it’ll be the night one which will be the the championship game and then I mean I can look at it right now I think it might be the Texas game to the right for about three or four we’ll do the Texas Washington game
Because that one starts at 7:45 you can make that one right ESPN yeah Monday night yeah the other one would be at 4 on Monday so you’re you’re probably at work at that time right yep yeah so we’ll just skip that one hopefully I mean yeah we don’t need to
Them both although if it was Georgia I’d be like Rob we got to we got to [ __ ] do that one man come on we got we got to figure that one out yeah we got to [ __ ] stream from work or something about to get sneaky he
Fumbled he he was thrown he he was down was he yeah I don’t know man I think they called it Giants ball no one ref is Saying oh dude his ankle it looked like it got bent did you see that yeah that was a fumble yeah it was a fumble but dude his right ankle oh no he didn’t he didn’t he didn’t like bend it that dude that’s so lucky right there got lucky as [ __ ] that is so
Lucky DeAndre says who does Bama play actually I missed uh Bigfoot’s chat also I was uh let’s see I just looked at it Michigan they play Michigan that’s the four the four o’clock game there’s five games on on Monday Wisconsin LSU Liberty Oregon Iowa Tennessee and then the two playoff
Games um Bigfoot says what’s the difference between Dak and Pat McAfee nothing both are closet dudes who like football for the group showers why the shots there why the shots Bigfoot Bigfoot taking shots obviously Mr mcfey rubbed him rubbed him certain ways he doesn’t normally take shots at
Him yeah okay yeah I thought he liked Pat didn’t he like pet he does can Michigan win or is it Bama and Texas says Kevin I kind of think Michigan might pull that one out I I honestly think uh yeah I think Michigan I think Michigan will win it all that’s what I’m
Picking it’s there year yeah yeah especially after the whole the whole Harbaugh gate situation it’s true but you know everybody in Texas is going to be rooting for the Longhorns so yeah go horns the last time I like legit rooted for them was uh when Vince Young
Was there and really the reason why I like got so into it is because I wanted the Texans to draft him um would it made sense right but he went to Tennessee and and [ __ ] what’s his name uh Jeff fiser was like an [ __ ] he was he was Bill O’Brien before Bill O’Brien
Was a thing so Bill O’Brien under studied a little bit from possibly he mentored him DeAndre says I have a question how come DK didn’t get ejected yesterday but Dre got ejected last Sunday versus Philly dude there’s no trying to understand the refs like yeah who the hell knows why
They do these things it’s by game and it’s just like home played UPS in baseball they’re all they’re all calling it their way and there’s not even any shame or trying to hide anymore more I mean when you when like whenever there’s a play being reviewed and they go to
That ref analyst that’s in the booth like now he works for the network because he retired he always says something different than the [ __ ] call is he’s like this should be this because of this and then the the ref that reviews it is the opposite which tells you that these
Things are just open to interpretation so it’s like it’s just bias that’s all it is it’s like I want this to happen so I’m going to [ __ ] like remember that hockey ref that was like be like he had his microphone on and he was like oh I wanted to get them another penalty
Before the end of the period And it’s like what like why just cuz you wanted to and then he got fired like dude refs do whatever the [ __ ] they want they don’t care yeah like right here this one ref ran and said no cat the other one
Was like no catch let’s see yeah it looked like he got it down yeah he got got the other toe back down it look like don’t tell me what chall DK or Pat is the living example of a dude who peaked in high school I don’t know man I mean he made
Know that pretty good yeah he’s doing pretty good DeAndre says DK should have been ejected for grabbing Fred’s face mask and for f fighting oh I didn’t see that I didn’t see all of that Pat is what happens when Stiffler bangs Snookie Pat’s just a frat boy that’s
All he’s just a frat boy that likes going to kagar and talking about sports and there’s a lot of people that are like that you know a lot of dudes that have that that same uh Persona I guess you could say man I ran out of my [ __ ] drink well I have
One more sip that’s all right just went to commercial you got time for drinks I don’t have I don’t have anymore like uh I guess I could just drink beer there you go Abby oh look can you see them they’re wrestling yeah I saw Abby going to town
I was like something’s going on he’s like on top of her biting her neck dude I don’t like oh my God this cat’s so weird he’s [ __ ] huge dude he’s huge you’re huge but uh yeah we’re challenging the Packers are challenging this place the catch yeah oh I don’t know
Man I don’t know yeah it’s it’s a dumb challenge like yeah I would I would I would rather save it for something else well I guess we figure we’ll we lose this one we still got the other one for the second half just you know was that was that third
Down I don’t think so because if it was third down and it would make it like fourth and eight okay I could see that challenge but like what is it really going to accomplish if it’s like first and 10 you know what I mean like they’re still going to have two more
Chances Rob did you hear about Patty and Reeds getting investigated for intentionally trying to harm a official for that crybaby helmet throw yesterday I don’t even know what you’re talking about Bud they were like they were they were getting really mad because they scored a touchdown at the end of the game and
They took it away because of a penalty which it was a penalty but they hadn’t seen the replay yet and they were like complaining about the refs and Mahomes like threw his helmet and they were just like they were venting their frustration is what they what they were doing
Gotcha all right first and 10 shotgun de back throws gets it to number 13 who catches kind of fumbles but he was out of bounds anyway be short three yards short of the first down will’ll be second down 714 en rolling in this second quarter come on pack get this defense
Up get back there and actually wrap this [ __ ] up it’s all slippery love has been good he’s eight for 11 93 yards yeah I mean the fumble hurt right there but we he can recover from that yeah Barkley dances and’s contain he tried fighting real hard for that yeah
He did good defense right there it’s going to be third down he may have gained a half a yard DeAndre says I know Dre got find 10,000 for that hit against Philly dude yeah there’s been a lot of fines this year a lot of fines um Bigfoot says I told Patty no
Matter what Mr Ed tells you don’t don’t donkey kick [ __ ] I was I couldn’t see what that said because of the heart oh false start the Giants were going to go for a sneaky deak and they they they got a little excited going to back it up five dang
Dang yep he did he he jumped oh yeah third and six that’s significantly harder oh yeah see what they do here I mean he he’s been pretty good at getting out on make can do with his legs so honestly y’all are better off not blitzing just drop drop guys into
Coverage yeah so fourman Rush on this one yeah oh [ __ ] hey got away wow that’s Jaylen Hyatt that’s the rookie wow they called him out of bounds wow wow that look like a first down yeah what a spot that was that was a terrible spot that
Was a that was not a good spot let’s see here maybe he stepped out we can’t see it yeah he did his foot got shoved right there yeah it was short like by a yard so nice that was a good call fourth and one ESP analytics says go for it we’re gonna send
D just smiled at the camera they did they take a delay it looks like they did and then what is he what are you doing dble okay now we’re getting the offense back out there okay I guess they just hadn’t bumped the [ __ ] play the play
Clock well and he looked like he had the challenge flag out like he wanted to go for the challenge for the spot right so because he didn’t they bumped the play clock or what I don’t know what happened there that was real interesting but yeah nonetheless here we go so fourth and one
Here’s is it GNA be a false start again on the sneak that would be dumb all right I our defense is patting the sides of our heads I don’t know what that means but oh he didn’t get wow what a stop what a stop give me the ball back they should have just
Punted yeah they should have like oh man they and they went outside I don’t know if that’s the best choice well I mean sequan does have legs but we’ve been able to contain the edge yeah exactly what a play you guys have decent speed as well as like size out there so you
Can you can like hold the [ __ ] point of attack and then let everybody [ __ ] come back and like help which is kind of what happened saquan tried to bust in there and there was like two dudes waiting and they both stopped them but you know I I would have punted
That’s what I would have done it’s an epidemic of like everybody wanted to go for it all the time exactly generation Bigfoot says here’s the deal NFL keeps passing rules to turn football from a man’s sport to flag football and the players are actually hitting and the
Refs don’t know what to do is that why um Travis Kelce is with Taylor Swift now is that is that your theory Bigfoot go let me let’s hear it I’m sure DeAndre would love to hear this conspiracy too the teenager yeah the Eternal teenager in his mind all right commercial
Commercial we’re dancing about some medicine that starts with a J Wow the other game is tied also 77 okay have not checked to see okay this this fantasy situation is starting to look Bleak for me unless love can start churning it up yeah the Miami defense has 22 [ __ ]
Points for you right now need do something do something about that in case anybody’s war and L and I are playing each other in Dynasty right now L is winning and he might very well win unless some things go my way what the hell I just read something Otani to
Defer 680 million so the Dodgers can keep spending so he’s so his so his average annual uh value is 70 and he’s deferring 68 of that every year so he’s only going to make $20 million he’s good he’s got his super sweet samurai hat so he’s believed to earn 50 million
Annually outside of baseball through endorsements and other Ventures so so because he makes somewhere else he’s like he you only have to pay me two wow that’s ridiculous quick throw to uh Reed for about three or four some of that nature yep three second second and seven
Where four minutes and 38 seconds in Rolling in the second quarter yeah Packers are basically at Midfield yeah if you guys can get a score here before the end of the half oh my God he got picked damn it all that’s not helping my [ __ ] cause get his ass oh my god
Dude he sailed that ball what happened his arm got hit too oh he got hit when he threw it yeah oh [ __ ] I hate that Bigfoot says Taylor isn’t losing weight they just have a shortage of lab mice to feed that lizard Queen she’s a lizard person damn that
Sucks well do lizard people know they’re lizard people I don’t know I don’t know too much about them Bigfoot you’re my lizard person liaison he is the knowledgeful one did he I don’t know man maybe he just didn’t see the safety there could be that too I swear that one guy got his
Arm on the back swing let’s see yeah he might have fli he might have flicked yeah he got his arm I think I still he put too much air under it as well all right Giants get the ball back and here goes deito running again oh I
Got taken down on the back from Gary five I wonder what that guy’s 40 was oh man I mean I’m going to look it up what’s his name Tommy DeVito Tommy 461 all right second and five Barkley gets the hand and he falls damn he fell for no game damn it damn it
Barkley you haven’t checked the score right or have you oh AR you’re you’re beating me pretty good and then I haven’t checked after that interception but it’s it’s worse for me now because of the interception yeah Miami’s D has 22 points for you dude it’s nuts yeah barley has
10 oh that guy was open Barkley was open wide open but he was he was under direct so thrown to sideline no oh well we didn’t get a call that’s what FL was upset about all right well the Giants are going to punt instead of go for it they learned their
Lesson and the pun is up got fair catch called for and Reed handles it at the 16 maybe 17 2 minutes and 45 seconds in the second quarter the Packers will have the ball there oh man two turnovers already not so good yeah they were looking at Rogers numbers
From his rookie year to loves they’re comparing to loves they’re almost identical like identical kind of crazy he in he has them in the uh win lost column by one yeah by one game Yeah by one yeah but everything’s literally so close it’s like wow loving the shotgun hands
For Dylan who takes it to the right and CH a lugs for about four do you guys think you’re going to resign Dylan my heart would want to say yes but I mean it’s not I don’t know man cuz we can go get another dude who’s younger in the draft you know very there got to be other dudes that have similar stature I mean I I would like
Them to keep him for the sole fact he’s just been with us since we drafted him you I like to keep our guys but I mean I think you said it earlier Bley he had a killer rookie there’s craft for the first down had a killer rookie year but
After that really it’s been kind of and he he has he has had opportunities also uh absolutely he just hasn’t taken advantage for a whole season yeah Jones always misses like one or two and whenever he starts like let me put it this way in fantasy wherever you have to draft Dylan
He never returns value from that spot ever and and the only time you really got value for him was his rookie year when he wasn’t drafted right and I think people like fall in love with the Handcuff it’s like oh if Jones gets hurt all year it’s Dylan’s
Job all year it’s like yeah but when he has played for for when Jones is out it hasn’t been great like it’s okay but you would expect more well you would you want more you want them to be averaging you know at least 4.6 and up a carry not three
And down right that’s not really turning the uh down and distance over in your favor all that often but he does he this time of year he be when he gets on a roll he starts Trucking people he becomes harder to tackle you know he hasn’t done that so
Much this game but the last couple games it looked like like he was breaking into that regret his first touch of the game he [ __ ] stiff armed a dude and like dude like that F that first run was like whoa like if only he could do that all the time like he
Looked like Derrick Henry kind of but he just doesn’t do it as often as Henry used to I mean Henry doesn’t even do it the way Henry used to this year yeah Henry’s tired Henry’s yeah he’s getting old he’s to go just do more commercials all right waiting to come
Back from the commercial break here don’t know I guess the other game still tied 77 huh yeah well the last last time I checked yeah that one’s almost at the half it’s at 37 38 seconds and the Dolphins just punted so Tennessee will have a chance I guess with 30 something seconds
To do something yeah to do something all right back from the two-minute re warning the Packers are going to try to get something on the board the Giants get the ball at half nice little jump dump down couldn’t spit that out nice dump down to read but it only goes for a
Yard that was a slow developing play yeah BL didn’t really get and the way he like uh tossed it up into the air it [ __ ] held up in the air for a long time oh my God where was that going who was that four well that was meant for dos on a
Separate uh route dos went out and blocked versus uh at least that’s what in my mind that’s what happened there or maybe he just way over threw the [ __ ] out of re [ __ ] Le his reactions to love are like very frustrating all right third and eight shotgun got Romeo in
Motion all right he’s booting he’s out oh yeah we get a flag for that one I think he got there early yeah all right they’re coming after love yeah they are I I I guess they think like if you put him under pressure he’ll [ __ ] throw it up there for us
Like he did here except it just it didn’t go their way he [ __ ] let’s see what happened yeah he got yeah he [ __ ] like knocked him down before the ball was even there that was hilarious like what are you doing bro and it wasn’t even that
Good of a throw either so he didn’t have to do it like he totally could have picked it if he was just looking that’s the game plan against love force him into a mistake if you if you leave him there he’ll probably be okay if you Blitz him and pressure him I think
That’s that’s when he might be a little more prone to mistakes all right first and 10 shotgun Love Takes a snap drop back throws quick throw it’s byari t for look like he picked up seven on that one so it be second and short yeah that was a good
Throw that was just a little out route from the slot crazy uh crazy wrangling of the catch he kind of like looked like he went around World on that one yeah he almost dropped it but he he doesn’t matter as long as you catch it oh Taylor up the middle broken
Tackles yeah they had him in the back field but he broke that tackle yeah we’re going to let the clock run here no need to really hurry what are you playing for here just a field goal or you trying to get greedy for the touchdown care for the touchdown
There’s another check down to Taylor and he’s just dancing around wasting time why why yeah I mean look at the floor yelling at him yeah he’s getting [ __ ] mad dude he’s like why don’t you just go the [ __ ] out of bounds I could could have saved one of
These Bigfoot says Henry is one hit away from joining the one-year retirement year with the Pats dude he he probably will be there next year Bigfoot says Rob thank you for posting your Taylor Swift baby clone pictures on Discord God oh God yeah I got to see these big but you are something
Else dude you hear something else bro that’s ridiculous you’re not right in the head I think you’re just mag out M you with the Vin Diesel meme where did you find that Love Takes the snap I think he made it that’s that’s pretty impressive those are good Photoshop
Skills right there maybe I should just have Bigfoot make the [ __ ] thumbnails for us hey yeah because I’m [ __ ] tired of [ __ ] is making them they might be inappropriate that’s true oh yeah he was out of bounds he had it but then he like yeah he let it
Go the the the bo will [ __ ] us yeah Bigfoot says the Vin Diesel meme was uh still wins oh yeah that dude that was a good one that was a good one ruling on the field pass they’re going to review this I will never tap the VIN
Meme they they’re gonna overturn it just because of that right there yeah when he like kind of shifts it a little yeah it that counts is not having to regain possession and by that time he’s out of bound although we’ll see we’ll see yeah I mean I don’t know I
Mean you never know with these refs now you never know it could it could be upheld we I mean the whole world says it’s [ __ ] blue and they’re going to come out and be like well if it turns out it was red well remember that one
Picture like the dress what color is the dress everybody had a different [ __ ] color yep it’s true look at [ __ ] Joe bucks tie what was he thinking too loud it’s bigger than him Jo has a good suit the shirt the shirt and tie looks good it all fits and Joe Buck looks like
He stole his dad’s tie did did Joe bug have spiky hair yes he did what the hell yep remember when he didn’t have any hair now he like has a he has like a he has a [ __ ] uh no he has like a Jeremy Piven head of hair now okay I’ll
Take F I was gonna say like late late Mulan like at like after the drugs late mul all right third and four with 20 seconds left you have one timeout got one timeout yeah I could have had two but Patrick Taylor [ __ ] screwed the pooch on that is Taylor in the game
Uh don’t know just yet or he busy looking at WL being WL yeah uh yes he is shotgun three to the right one to the bottom Taylor to his left and we’re going to bring Jaden Reed in throw it to him and it got knocked down oh thank God
It got knocked down oh could have been intercepted wow Joe Buck the only one who I hate more than Dak Taylor Rogers Cruz and pedophiles combined yeah the Joe bug hate is real like do you think more people hate Joe Buck or Nickelback oh that’s a close one I feel like ultimate punishment
Would be you have to go to a Nickelback concert with Joe Buck and Joe just keeps like doing play byplay of the concert but you don’t you don’t even ask him to statistics say they’re going to play Rockstar next and that’s my favorite song [ __ ] Joe and then Troy would be
There all high as [ __ ] yeah he’s like I’m just here for the drugs man Troy you brought the drugs I know here for them give me some gummies Troy here you go buddy thanks all right Anders up for a 36er nothing wrong with the field goal at the end of the
Half as long as your drive ends in a kick you did well Andrew is up and he just got that in Jesus whoa that English on that ball was crazy dude it was it was out then in then out then in that was like unnecessary English like for like what
That reminds me of like pool players just putting so much spin on the ball when it’s like bro just like draw it a little bit like you don’t need to be going off three [ __ ] rails Bigfoot says oh for shit’s sake Nickelback or buck Epstein
Me whoa whoa whoa we don’t talk we can’t talk about J on here that’s that’s deemed inappropriate we did pose the question though which is a g a a cringe answer Nickelback or Joe Buck that’s that’s a hard one I mean you don’t have to listen to Nickelback
But I feel like no matter what we have to hear Joe Buck’s voice because we want to watch football okay what if I said every time you hear a song it’s Nickelback but only you hear nickel back everybody else hears whatever it is or anytime you watch sports it’s Joe Buck calling the
Game which one would you rather have your music or your [ __ ] sports announcers H music music you could always just mute you could just mute Joe I don’t know might be entertaining hearing him try to call water polo or you watch water polo no but it would be entertaining
Just to just to check things out Andrew is gonna give them a shot at something here oh but they don’t have any timeouts I’d rather have my ears cut off says Bigfoot music are announcers I’m going to have nightmares of buck and leather singing nickel oh that hit you
Dude that hit the Giants player then went out of bounds come on man yeah it hit him right there on the [ __ ] leg I guess that does that negate the penalty yep yeah he touched the ball before round of bounds and he if he had just gone out of bounds and then grabbed
It the penalty would have counted yeah yeah like stick your foot on the ground and touch the ball yep on the white dang well I mean they didn’t have a timeout it’s not like they could take a shot [ __ ] mini me or or Dr
Evil Dr Evil I forgot he is Dr Evil I was like why did I say mini me he’s Dr Evil that [ __ ] Min too that picture I made was hilarious oh dude classic Kevin says I’m a Joe Buck fan and I live on a farm you know I mean don’t get me wrong
I like I think Joe Buck is good at baseball but football honestly like doing the show like this like doing the show I don’t have to listen to Joe Buck because like I don’t have the sound on so in a way I don’t have to listen to
Him and it’s cool it’s great I I can hear them just enough to know that he still sucks there’s a Packers fan with a grinch head on if only he would eat a couple gummies from Troy I mean he would [ __ ] open right up or imagine he would just be like
Giggling the whole time they just kned it knelt it down yep it’s half time bot says Merry Discord Christmas oh boy oh God here we go Nel if any of you guys who are in here and want to see what in the hell crazy [ __ ] he’s posted and come join the Discord
Fun that the one with Nancy carrian and [ __ ] uh whatever the hell her name is Tanya Harding Tanya Harding that that’s a good one [ __ ] Bigfoot oh he loves to [ __ ] on those people so much so much it’s not even funny something well no it is funny but but it is
Much that’s for sure that is pretty good that’s a good one oh but yeah I I just put the little Ticker on the bottom and the link to Discord is there it’s also in the description of every video we have as well as on like the about page on on
YouTube yeah come join good fun and we just pretty much talk [ __ ] and uh post pictures and then Discord and then uh Bigfoot just like critiques everything pretty much well not critiques shits on it and if you want to get Bigfoot mad if you want to get Bigfoot mad just talk
About the Celtics and then he’ll go off he’ll let you know that they’re his team and he does not appreciate your comments or or you could just tell him he’s a closeted Cowboys fan that you know doesn’t want to come out he claims he’s not one he is but I think he
Is he loves Dak yes I think he secretly loves Dak cuz like he would [ __ ] on him so much and now that he’s having like an MVP season he was like like praising him yesterday he was straight up praising Dak I was like what I was like did Nick hack your account and
Like is he pretending to be you you know that’s probably what happened it probably is what happened I remember one time he came on and you were like is that Nick I think that’s Nick I was like no man that’s Bigfoot because you never know sometimes you never know I mean I
Have a feeling that Nick guy is still around he just he doesn’t talk anymore he may as well we’ll boot him for being a jerk Don’t Be a Jerk Don’t Be a Jerk we don’t have many guidelines in here but he he jumped Kevin says Lamberton Minnesota had the Cliff Burton theater owner’s
Name was John bovine ah had a 1969 Camaro 1969 Camaro that’s badass that is badass yeah Cliff Burton was a badass hey I’m gonna take a leak Rob take over for me while I absolutely go ahead all right yeah man cliff hands down one of the best Basse players in
I’ll say aggressive music Heavy Music whatever thrash thrash definitely at that point Metallica was definitely still headlong in all their badass [ __ ] you know and Dave mustain drama whatever uh oh oh bivo Vio tried to take out the Georgia dog when was that was that recent comments anybody I hadn’t seen that
Yet holy [ __ ] that just took me off the track I mean I know we [ __ ] on Georgia and all but don’t hurt the little dog oh me well the Packers are winning 10 to7 a little barn burner action here love not having the best game I think Rob
Also yeah not not having such a good night oo de hops up to 10 points for me though I’ll take that hn up to 6.2 I need a lot more from love though I got love on my uh Dynasty team and he’s only at about six that’s
That’s not cutting nope nope nope not cutting oh Miami’s defense defense lost two points I’ll take that all right I wonder if both games will begin at the same time the other one went to half first so I would assume that one would come back first although
I yeah I guess they would have just taped Boomer that way he doesn’t have to do this [ __ ] twice there’s the head helmet smashing that Bigfoot was alluding to oh pretty party yeah if anybody a chance to see anything from that Rams Ravens game definitely that was a good game
Yeah Red Zone every time they switched to it it was like wow like that would have been a good one to watch um I actually only watched the fourth quarter because for some reason I was watching the other game that was on then when I saw that that one had a
Much closer score I was like I switch let’s look see oh here do a little flashback to J Flo in the Heyday oh you know you know what we forgot pick them oh [ __ ] we forgot pick them I was going to bring it up yesterday and I was like wait but
There’s a game tomorrow oh well man that guy uh in the pickham league he has a pretty sizable lead in first place and he’s going for his second uh Championship really wow yep yeah here for the money that’s the guy who was my next door neighbor he still lives in my
Neighborhood just further away Dam we we got lots of multi-e Champions in this league like you’ve won two I’ve won two he’s won two or one he’s won one but he I mean he’s looking good for two unless he screws the Poo that happens a lot
Well he’s got he just had surgery so he’s got lots of time to chill and think about it too tinkering sometimes isn’t a good thing though well it seems to have done done him well oh excited Saints we beat up on the Panthers and my Dad forgot to make his
Pics yeah I was going to say I saw he had a a flub my my mom made her pics and I was like why didn’t you remind him and she’s like I did and then she was like we were at a party and I even told him at the party on
Thursday they went to like a party uh Thursday night and she was like or he somebody was talking about the game and and they asked like who’s playing tonight and he didn’t know and he was like and and he was like oh did you pick
And she was like yeah I picked and he’s like oh I think I did too it’s like he doesn’t even remember that’s hilarious so you know he he got him all wrong oh he doesn’t get he doesn’t he doesn’t get a chance to get points is what really
Happens does he still do it all on the computer you show him how to do it on his phone no he he has the app so he could have done it like right when he remembered he was like yeah I I mean he was at a party drinking and [ __ ] so
You know you know how that is yeah he was socializing he was too busy letting all them other [ __ ] know that Mr Gonzalez was here to pay attention yeah he had to kick some people out he was like get the [ __ ] out of here what did he really no
I’m just kidding I was going to say like damn man I thought you’d get a chance to chill at this point but no [ __ ] still act a fool but that’s what he says all the time he’s like I had to throw somebody out I had to kick his
Ass I was like okay Dad okay sure old man I was like sure you did hey so are you thinking about trying these popey’s wings I have tried him okay and I mean y the only reason I got them was cuz I I didn’t want to get
Groceries and you know for like just like a one time thing they were okay but it’s just like I don’t know I don’t I’m not into like breaded wings and these were like it it has like all the Crusty on it which which is fine they’re good they’re good like that Abby
Stop it but I mean no I I I when I got them they were buy one get one free so I got six wings and then it came with six extra so I had 12 wings I ate them all and I was like did okay they’re
Pretty good did you get them in the same sauce or did you mix it up no I got Buffalo and Ranch hell yeah I always get Buffalo and ranch when I do that that type of thing um but you you know what I’ve been making wings in the air
Fryer and I’ve and HB makes these sauces and they have like mango Habano spicy barbecue Korean barbecue they had like all kinds of [ __ ] flavors but I but I got the spicy barbecue and the mango Habano and uh they’re perfectly like like yes the [ __ ] habanero is more
Spicy than the spicy barbecue but but they’re it’s like it’s not a lot it’s it’s not like you know typically mango habanero is like really [ __ ] hot right it’s one of the hotter ones it’s supposed to be it’s supposed to be that’s where it should be towards the
Top but this one feels more like a medium so it’s just got the flavor with like mild heat yeah me it’s you got medium heat with the flavor which is like actually I prefer it that way cuz cuz it’s not [ __ ] like where your nose is like hanging out
Like dude Michael Habano those could be really spicy oh [ __ ] yeah really spicy if you get it fresh made at like a Cuban restaurant get the [ __ ] out of here yeah yeah forget it you’re gonna cry all night you’re cry like a [ __ ] you’re going to cry like
[ __ ] I I know I was trying to think of something I couldn’t think of them like Papa uh the movie Scream that’s a good one nice one rob you don’t usually crack jokes like that oh yeah what’s up Papa if you’re listening oh yeah didn’t you tell me he
Like snuck in here one time and like was watching us yeah what is it with people that don’t want to say anything well especially when they know personally both of us I know like that’s even dumber that’s even dumber hey [ __ ] remember me you’ll be like yeah I remember
You all right kicking off second half here we go well I was thirsty and uh all I have is beers so cheers yeah cheers Beer’s good when you’re thirsty and want a bus yeah man but yeah that’s just the way some people just want to listen and and you
Know I feel like we have some people that prefer you know it’s like I don’t want to talk to you but I’ll listen yeah I’m not chatting [ __ ] off yeah I’m not saying hello like I will hear what you have to say it’s like it’s just nice to say hi isn’t
It like come on just say hello Theo and the shotgun yeah taking off looking like oh watch out Nixon man how was that not a penalty yeah it should be penalties for but the ref I guess are letting him play a little here like all right guys we
Just got out of half get over yourselves yeah all right guys next hit to the head is going to be called I mean that was a close one with Nixon to uh deito he did not hit him in the head though oh he didn’t no he got it
Well judgment I mean he wasn’t aiming for the head we’ll put it that way damn well barley breaks it up the middle and still somehow comes up short what’s him that could have been a penalty I had to restart my my uh my stream what where are you third
And one yep third and one okay deito under Center kind of a funky setup for this down a distance but okay takes a snap we’re in the back field and dude wowly snow under for a loss of one let’s go pack I don’t know why they’re doing this
Like outside [ __ ] to the left to the right dude go up the middle go up the middle well Joe and Joe and Troy are still talking about how it should have been a flag but here we are it’s like all right guys yeah but like you don’t
Have to hit him in the head to get a a penalty on that like he’s surrendering his body and you go after after him like the head has nothing to do with it it’s just easier to get the call with the hit to the head oh he fumbled he
Fumbled again they’re playing [ __ ] volleyball out there just knocking it around back and forth they got it they got the Giants got it absolute [ __ ] man dude they were playing Hot Potato out there and that was Nixon too he man he was looking to get a big old return and
You gotta call in first Bud wow all right that puts the Giants right in scoring territory he bobbled the snap fell on it got back up and then [ __ ] fumbled again on should have just stayed the [ __ ] on It come on man damn and is is that guy a veteran or
What is he I mean he’s he’s our awesome ass returner like that’s very uncharacteristic of Nixon oh really yes wow yeah that’s that’s [ __ ] that’s awful then three turnovers and you’re winning yeah [ __ ] luck but here we go deito and shotty we send we send one guy on the
Blitz but it gets it off and for a cal down that’s a taunting what why was he so excited dud out man it’s like he just won the Super Bowl making that play like bro it’s just a tackle begging for the flag right now I know
And they don’t want to [ __ ] throw it they don’t want to give it to y’all all right DeVito in the shot again oh my god oh my god dude his guy tackled guy took him out and he did he didn’t get the he did not get the touchdown because of his own [ __ ]
Dude Barkley’s going to get it Barkley’s going to get it dude his own guy took him out his own guy clipped him oh that might be a touchdown that might be a touchdown damn it no Barkley touchdown let’s see I prefer it to be a touchdown oh man that’s close his knee
Looked like it was up but I can’t see the far knee on that it’s hard to yeah it’s hard to see it cuz it’s that ugly uh it’s that ugly goal goal line camera either way they’re [ __ ] lining up at the goal line Barkley first Barkley Barkley Barkley yeah Barkley sorry Rob
On both accounts fantasy and real life all right you’re not sorry about fantasy but you are sorry okay maybe maybe not like 100% just like 60% sorry that other 40% is like yes you will this is what happens when you screw the pooch on the point
Return yes yeah and so for for that to be like an uncharacteristic play by a dude that like has a like a clear role that yeah that sucks yeah when those guys are letting you down it’s like oh it’s disheartening as [ __ ] to this it is yeah but you know what
Like um yes love through the pick other than that outside of maybe like a couple overthrows he’s been pretty good they you all just can’t run the ball that’s your issue is if you guys run the ball it’s good but if it’s all throwing then then it turns into love
Throwing o overthrowing people and tossing it up and just you know what I mean like here’s a 50/50 ball like giving the the defense a chance when there’s like a safety over top also it’s like he’s got to eliminate those plays like dude by now you should have like
Why would you take chances on those plays he’s he’s still doing it I don’t know it’s we’ll get that yeah it’s it’s it sucks cuz like he shows flashes of being like there’s some throws that you’re like wow like that okay that’s that’s a [ __ ] professional throw but then he misses
Like like okay he’ll do like the Steph Curry crazy shots right but then he’ll miss the layup it’s like dude you missed too many layups you can’t [ __ ] those up those are the easy ones like the quick little outs that he overthrows like all the way out of bounds
The last two games he had fixed or or seemingly had fixed those issues and a little little bit of regression in this game but I mean he’s about to get it for the first time this half too so we’ll see if there’s any adjustments from halftime well yeah like
Besides ability to catch pun well that one throw that he like lobbed up there with the safety over the top I’m pretty sure he didn’t see the safety which is why he threw it like that but or he got hit like you said he might have gotten
Hit on the arm which caused the ball to just sail outside of that that’s his only mistake yes he overthrew people every quarterback misses throws in every game it’s rare it’s rare well okay yeah he had the fumble that’s true but honestly sometimes the fumble isn’t your fault like they get back
There and they knock it out like that’s just a good defensive play but a pick is is the is the quarterback’s fault most of the time yeah most of the time yeah you get those uh 20% of the it hit the dude right in the hands or chest and it and it
Deflects into an interception or something stupid it hits his ankle and goes into the defender yeah sometimes you have crazy [ __ ] like that but I mean he’s playing well it’s just that one pick and and yeah the fumble you know it’s it’s l to points and uh but there’s still [ __ ]
Plenty of time left in this game a lot of time excuse me that was a good one oh dude that pcker guy laid that dude out yeah all our Mis CES yeah Nixon is was an angry man after that fumble you should be you bastard it’s pachia yeah man everybody’s favorite
Inter room coach yep oh it’s an end round oh [ __ ] it’s an end round from pistol Pro formation that was nice I love that formation Dude it that’s quickly become our qu uh kind of pocket goto like I said earlier with Reed he runs it so well yeah well the way you align that that formation it has natural blocking assignments so like you’re overloaded to one side right so that that means everybody’s already in position to
Block I love that [ __ ] formation in Madden I just love the pistol in general I was going to say Eddie Lacy for two yards but that’s Dylan no it was Dyan very similar he does right Dylan Dylan doesn’t eat the the cupcakes though no he’s got the quad he’s got the
Quads yeah you could tell Dylan likes the weit room yes cuz that was probably Eddie Lacy’s problem he didn’t burn off all those cupcakes Eddie Eddie Lacy rather play cornhole yeah yeah yeah he’s he’s a dart pool player cornhole or or or huge Jenga shotgun just got it off love back oh no
Somehow shs it down when he shouldn’t have and we’re gonna lose an ass ton of yardage on that just throw it in the ground dude the Giants are playing today man yeah the defense oh well it’s wink marale D too you can’t that’s definitely their big their big strong
Suit the defense is not to be messed with yeah I mean should they should should have just thrown that in the ground he lost so much yardage on that oh my God almost picked off he rifled that in there yeah he did he’s he’s not he needs to check his uh
Mental status yeah it’s third and 17 and I know you’re behind but no yeah take that’s hard to overcome you know what I mean that’s like a very low percentage chance just take something something low get a couple extra yards make it the punt better you
Know what I mean like make it easier to flip field position instead of taking a chance where the guy could get intercepted he had Wicks open too he just didn’t put it on him and he let’s it bounce wait did it hit the guy that’s our ball that’s our
Ball did it hit the guy oh my God yes it did all right we’ll take a a Miss CU back let’s go yeah it’s the Christmas time I give you a gift you give me a gift I’ll scratch your back oh my God that guy that guy was
Just what are you doing that guy was standing around out there like [ __ ] Mike Tomlin on the sideline when he he just act like he tried to act like it didn’t hit him instead of going to get the [ __ ] ball Dude oh my God you all are in business [ __ ] give it to Dylan did you do you have Dylan not playing okay give it to Dylan no don’t give it to Dylan give it to Wick Dylan go gonna give it toy go that’s a good run right there
Like five or six yards go on Dyan you’re gonna reot for Dyan like a [ __ ] right yeah yeah let’s go Dyan anybody but love come on I can’t even be mad at you but I can be mad at you but I can’t be mad at you it’s like 40%
Mad I really like 30 cuz it’s like yeah I was Hing for so much more at this point like closer of a fantasy game yeah and and you might be in danger of of not making the playoffs too I know you gotta you got to win these last couple games to secure your
Spot not too fun of a feeling oh no got sacked godamn it he tried to escape but dude they they oh that’s Tibido Tibido was the rookie last rookie first rounder last year he’s a badass yeah he’s pretty good young but very very good in in a
Couple years he’ll be one of the best uh Edge rushers he’s not quite there yet but you know probably like Hutchinson too Hutchinson will be one of the best in in a few years couple years hope hopefully will Anderson will too thir third and 10 here loving the
Shot takes a snap they blitzed him oh dude he didn’t see it he didn’t know where it was it was right at the perfect spot to he was open [ __ ] it kick that [ __ ] take the points M that’s a nice route concept dude he had no idea where it
Was like he he wasn’t expect yeah I don’t think he was expecting it that was a t that was a touchdown too that was a touchdown yeah see now the question is did love overthrow that or did he run the wrong route was he supposed to break more
Towards the pylon or we or was he supposed to flatten it out he flattened it out and love threw it further out right is that Love’s fault or is that the receiver’s fault that’s something we’ll never know and we’ll just criticize love for making another overthrow you know what I mean well the
Way Reed was initially reacting as if he was upset maybe at himself or who yeah either way like it’s it’s tough to interpret what should have been the right play buten either way they weren’t on the same page that’s that’s what it was well they listened to me and they
Put the field goal in and now it’s a 1314 point game New York Giants with a onepoint lead here in the third quarter and what about the other game let’s see it is uh 10 to 10 10 to 10 game holy [ __ ] wow the ti to play Oh Hopkins has three for
72 yeah dude he’s he’s getting me some points who else do I have oh yeah the the defense I don’t know I don’t know how the defense is doing they 20 points I have 20 20 I need to get another beer 20 is not bad I’ll take 20 20 yeah
20 is pretty kickass for the day Dak would like that comment and Bigfoot to let’s be honest big F with to here we [Laughter] goomo did he just say I’m a homo oh no and then he does his D dance off the field dude that’s how you should walk everywhere I honestly I feel like anytime he enters or exits the field that’s how he should do it yeah yeah dude you know stoud does that too
But not not to like not to that extent no he he but he does the same uh warmup it’s the same War yeah he just doesn’t like he doesn’t you know I mean Dak looks like he’s dancing stra doesn’t look like he’s dancing Bigfoot says I’m a homo yeah I’m
A homo exactly what it sounds like oh here we go well well what would uh Rogers would say ready ready right uh green 13 dude like you know they all have their own little thing that they like to say like Manning was Omaha what did Brady say I don’t even
Remember well he actually stole green 13 from Rogers and then admitted oh yeah he EV yeah he eventually did that I was like yeah okay I did that why why green 13 I don’t know it was something and that’s the thing it was something very similar to what Favre also said because
He said green another number so I I I don’t know I think as long as it fits green 13 his brand of pot that’s [ __ ] great he doesn’t smoke pot though no not on the regular I no he’s he’s not a he’s not a pothead he’s he’s the guy that
Like sits in a black room you know like yeah he doesn’t do that he’s he’s beyond that let’s put it that way we’re simple dudes you know his water bong’s nickname yeah that’s a good one Chris Burke says what’s up dudes what’s up man how you doing what’s up Chris I hope your
Thanksgiving was was good and I hope you’re having a happy holidays Christmas or uh Hanukkah all that good stuff all right we got a false start and bring it back to Second 10 Bigfoot says he when he retired he brought it to the game remember I I remember I remember
I do that was you sent us the picture of that we were like what are you talking about special bottle of meth piss is only you would say oh yeah yeah that’s right is meth piss dealer that’s right that was the thing dude imagine how much
Fun we’d be having if Rogers played the whole year we would just crack his crack jokes on him the whole time deito escapes there we go finally get a sack I don’t think that’s a sack dude because he he rolled over the guy and then landed in front of the
[ __ ] first down marker oh Wyatt hurt Wyatt hurt that’s a big deal Bigfoot says sorry I mean sat on the sideline collecting a paycheck not doing [ __ ] while being paid to be a drama queen coincidentally that’s that’s that was Taylor Swift before she became famous wasn’t it except collecting the paycheck I
Mean they’re the same person that’s why they should have been dating not Kelsey we should start a campaign to get Kelsey to break up with Kelsey I mean Swift to break up with Kelsey and get with Rogers nah nah Kelsey’s Kelsey’s like younger younger VI like Rogers needs to
Be with like when palro or something like that she’s married to the cplay guy she’s not leaving cleplay guy for [ __ ] Rogers Rogers probably seems like the type of dude be like I’ll come in for the Third Wheel good with that he’s like I’ll just watch from the corner in the
Dark conditions would be can uh his buddy um hacket come along oh yeah yeah yeah him and hacket in the closet while they yeah that’s that’s it that’s what it is taking notes we just figured it out yep we broke the majri Rogers is so [ __ ] old he is
Married to be Arthur oh my God come on he’s not that old he’s our age he’s literally our age I would have said Angela lansberry but she passed away so rip Angela lansberry yeah Murder She Wrote that’s the perfect one yeah uh Chris Burke says I’m missing the
Playoffs in my second league if Barkley scores another 10 points oh there is a lot of time left in this game it oh man it could happen it could happen but but don’t worry Chris between you and I we’ll make sure verbally that barcley does not get
10 more points yeah I’m playing against Rob right now and withy and I have Barkley against him so he definitely is on your side Chris I mean don’t get me wrong I’m on your side too I hope you win but Rogers and hacket in the closet be Arthur does died five years
Ago yeah oh well so you’re saying Rogers belongs to the dead woman that’s that’s that’s pretty harsh big F yeah what’s the other one’s name [ __ ] uh Angel lbry no no the other comedian lady that everybody loves Betty Betty White Betty White Rogers and Betty White that that makes
Sense that makes almost as much sense as like Betty White and Kiana Reeves oh there’s the first down somehow that would work yeah he got that first down oh yeah he did Bellinger all right deito back he and he keeps this what he’s gonna do he’s turn
He laid the the lick on that Defender and then the defender bumps him yeah this is going to Kaepernick 2.0 if we don’t put this under wrap dude I mean he has 72 yards bro 72 it’s it’s the obvious game plan let him [ __ ] run take the yeah dude he
[ __ ] hit Savage and Savage is out of the game I mean probably just for the play but oh they hand it off no that’s not Barkley that’s not that’s not Barkley y’all are lucky right there you can run it with bur that’s fine you can
Have one who knows what [ __ ] he has in that cave dead dead woman Alters to Satan meth labs yeah it’s all kinds of nonsense Savage slams his helmet yeah it’s the thing to do you you slam the helmet yes whoa was that guy off sight just got
Right by bro how did that guy get back there so quick I mean he he had that count perfect but he didn’t do anything with it I know he wanted he wanted to get the sack he was focused on Dita yeah come on yeah dude he [ __ ] wow
That that was a release right there that was perfect perfect jump but yeah he didn’t do anything he’s back there he’s like whoa I’m actually here and then the and then the plays behind him that sucks you got to make those plays that was huge that was a first
Down all right I got a flea flicker fle flicker oh my God how was that completed how was that completed that was uh that should have been intercepted that was a linebacker back there that’s why oh yeah Bigfoot says probably gave up on shrooms he just
Collects uh I can’t see it Ma caff’s used High School jock straps just lays around sniffing them Bigfoot where did how do these things even enter your mind like Bigfoot’s dreams are probably insane I don’t want to even know it it’ be it be it’d be like
[ __ ] taking too much LSD or something there we go finally got his ass before he got up the middle yeah that might be a sack right there but either way you stopped him and that’s the important thing yeah what’s crazy is Campbell had the opportunity to maybe get his get it
Out of there but his our own Defender took him away from the ability to do that yeah he did have his arm in there that is a sack it’s second and 11 oh damn it there’s Barkley for five why got stick Barkley in there near the damn End
Zone but dude if he gets a touchdown that’s only six and and he needs 10 he said more than 10 so a touchdown isn’t a deal breaker I want it oh well true but you know it doesn’t it doesn’t kill you yet all right third and seven though yeah this is this is
Hard it’s Wildcat oh no wait no it’s not I I was looking at the wrong guy he throws to the end zone touchdown holy [ __ ] oh he taunted the [ __ ] out of that Packer guy yeah he did he did how do I come up with such comedic
Brilliance Rogers and I buy out St buy our Stash from the same guy yeah that’s that’s exactly what it is dude what a [ __ ] [ __ ] throw yeah can’t even be mad at it wow I’ll be right back I got to deal with a trying kid real quick all right wow wow this game
This Game damn I’m going to [ __ ] lose in one of these oh what the hell dang I need 20 points and then I can win man ever since we started talking about Taco Bell yesterday I was like I want some [ __ ] Taco Bell I didn’t get it today but I might tomorrow I probably
Won’t but I’ve been wanting it today for lunch I was like should I just go get some T and I was like I’ll just eat a sandwich but dude I I ordered Marcos last week and they had to buy one get one free so I got two
Mediums I got the uh I got the pepperoni one but I got it on like the regular one and I got it on thin dude you know what it reminds me of it reminds me of Domino’s a lot it’s got like a a Domino’s type of feel to it yeah but
It’s own thing yeah it’s it’s it’s not exactly the same thing but yeah it’s it kind of reminds me of it it’s like it’s different but I feel I feel like I felt like I was eating Domino’s kind of and I was like I did like the thin one better
Than the other one though the thin one was [ __ ] great like whoa the only problem is it’s [ __ ] expensive for like the little Medium but I mean I guess I was playing paying regular price cuz it was like buy one get one free so there there was no like deal on it because I’m getting the free one but but oh man it was good it was good I
Mean I I I liked the uh the big one too the the the normal hand toss I like that one too it was just a little too thick for my taste I mean you know me I I like the Brooklyn style the best so I like a thinner crust oh are the right
Side whoa this is a trick play for the Packers loves running he throws it away nobody’s there get it away that was a busted ass play from the [ __ ] G dude what was that they were like pitching it all over the place wait got they were in the back
Field immediately they got this crazy split split screen on too so I’m like all right yeah yeah we’re doing [ __ ] but what’s going on what’s going on over here with Tennessee he should have thrown it right there all right second and 10 after all that
Wow all right Dylan to the right oh oh face mask call that tackle no all right wow he tackled him like from the head his his hand looked like it was right up in his face gear but oh bring up third down and we’re going quick third and five loveing the
Shotty got three to the bottom they’re gonna Blitz are they blitzing yeah it looks like he just called out too touchdown Titans Henry I don’t know no it’s not Henry there’s a there’s a first down wow that was good was nice damn it not I was hoping for dehop oh that’s trayon
Burks yeah they have that one like smaller for some reason oh cuz that’s the other one the it’s like make them both the same size [ __ ] [ __ ] all right first and 10 just get they need to take this Tennessee one out of here like get I’m too distracted with
That one yeah it really is kind of [ __ ] my whole game experience up if you’re not going to actually talk about it they’ll just keep it up there but they keep showing the [ __ ] replay cuz oh dude that hit the ground that’s not a [ __ ] touchdown I saw it myself all right end
Of the third quarter Packers are driving it’ll be second down when we come back yeah you guys need at least a field goal here cuz that’s it one quarter left you don’t have much time to [ __ ] around willly Wonka I don’t know if I want those Wonka pancakes they kind of
Look gross I don’t know if that guy’s capable of pulling off wona no it’s Jean Wilder was Wonka period that guy’s a good actor but that’s like a very specific type of character you’re playing yeah I don’t know if I don’t know if like dude it’s it’s not going to
Be believable if you can’t pull that off yeah but yeah Gan Wilder I mean dude whatever that guy did was Perfection he was great I am a Frankenstein oh man on the r oh Bart Star Story that’s fun wow well the Rockets were playing the Spurs and they beat
Them all right 93 to 82 and uh yeah the Rockets have a winning record they’re this Celtics coach has completely changed the defense for the Rockets like it’s practically the same players they’ve they’ve added a couple pieces here and there but um they’re playing really good defense their problem
Is they don’t have like uh they don’t have that killer on offense they don’t have that like that guy that’s gonna [ __ ] just score at will I mean not a lot of teams have that but they’re missing like that truly Elite offensive player because there’s games where they just they can’t
Score but the defense is like like they only allowed 82 today they only put up 93 but they only gave up 82 you know what I mean like that’s you’ll still Prett yeah you you’ll take it because they won but 93 isn’t isn’t great strong run by Taylor for the first
Down what year is a Taylor in funny enough he we let him go and had to bring him back because of the Jones situation I do believe this his second or third year cuz he’s been the Perpetual backup for a while all right loveing the shoty got
Read and motion play action o nice throw over the middle of to do and he’s loose go down did he Bobble that it looked like he bobbled it he he ran over to a sea of blue there it looked like their whole secondary was on that side of the field yeah that
Yeah you’re not going to break through that [ __ ] I mean it would have been amazing if he could have it yeah probably the only one that would have been able to do that is like Barry Sanders yes cuz that dude was like I mean yeah he just make made dude look dudes look
Silly all right Taylor for five yards I left my beer over there getting some uh getting some much needed uh help from that it was four yards but I’ll take it still second and six must needed help from the backup okay I’m back all right love under Center going for the hard
Count takes a snap stumbles a little tosses it over to craft she picks it up and gets the first down and a couple more G be redsone opportunity now craft is pretty good yeah I like craft since Musgrave has uh been absent he has picked up mightily and taken advantage of his situations
Yeah all right 1226 en rolling in the fourth quarter but when when Musgrave gets healthy you’re going to have a good Duo oh yeah all right wicks in motion and he takes it hands it back to Reed who reverse he’s not GNA get much he’s goingon to lose a yard
Actually dude the trickeration there’s so much yeah I mean I don’t know how necessary it is right here I mean I get it I do but just a little more straightforward then again trickery is how we got the first touchdown all right second and 11 love back and
Shotgun got T in motion yeah they look like they’re coming they’re not love has some time finally throws oh he was open he was open but it was he he he side armed it so it didn’t really have the trajectory he wanted so that’ll bring up third and 11 close but no
Cigar damn that was a touchdown dude that was a touchdown he couldn’t he couldn’t get even begin to think about getting his feet down it was just like a yard half a yard too far out that’s it that’s all just that tiny little difference
He would have been able to do it if it was just a little bit closer I don’t even know if he really had to sidearm it maybe that’s just how he felt the most comfortable with running that direct I don’t know all right we call a timeout
So want to talk it over make us wait a little more Tennessee is winning 13- 10 fourth quarter just starting 146 to go all right loing the shotgun third and 11 though you don’t don’t take a chance you don’t have to right if something’s there then take the shot but don’t force
Anything hey takes a sa that’s fine because you could still kick a field goal as long as it’s not a turnover yeah it makes it a harder field goal but you still can get a field goal so that’s that’s the minimum you needed to come out
With and he might be able to get it it’s not too far I think it’s like like a 40 something right 40 some yarder yeah or or high 30s might might be 4 maybe 40 42 let’s see 45 yeah 45 and he missed it [ __ ] oh my god
Wow okay then this then the sack proved it deadly then yep yeah all right we need our defense to return the favor now gotta get got to get the ball back they score again it’s going to be super tough yeah yeah I mean a field goal won’t be the end of the world
Well the game’s not over but hey I brought it up yesterday I was like dude this week has been so [ __ ] stupid y’all better be careful stupid it’s looking I mean that’s what it is yeah it’s it’s hey this is the week where the team that should win isn’t
Going to win we can’t seem to catch thiso guy anywhere near the bag he’s constantly just taking and running and we’re not ready for it yeah well it’s it’s hard defending a running quarterback it really is that’s why Baltimore is so [ __ ] good all the time it’s like how do you
How do you cover Lamar It’s you the best guy yeah you just gotta hope he [ __ ] up and he does yeah of course he does yeah all right I just got another beer to finish the game I’m going to take a leak real quick yeah go ahead we’ll
Anticipate the Giants taking the damn ball over here it’s a coming and they’ll have somewhat decent field position too unfortunately come on defense all right de back in the shotty all right the Dolphins are oh they were in Wildcat and looks like we caught Barkley behind the line
So that starts us off good second and 11 it’ll be second and 11 two is scrambling Falls he sacked fourth and goal so it looks like the Dolphins are going to kick to tie damn we didn’t even they gave him uh back to the line so deito back is shotting actually this time
And he throws down to his tight end who gets about six 9 minutes and 52 seconds in rolling it’ll be third down what up cat all right the Dolphins kick is up and it’s good so you got a tie game over there with 12 minutes and 37 seconds to
Go tie ball game Titans Dolphins it’ll be third and four here looking for the Packers to make a big ass stop here come on get in there and hit his ass all right shotgun it’s going to be delay of game no we’ll take that we’ll take it we’ll
Take it three and out four fourth and four now out all right perfect I’m back you’re back after a three and- out by the Giants oh [ __ ] now let’s hope oh yeah Reed’s back there now instead of Nixon oh man so oh man how often does Reed do it
He does it pretty often too he I feel like uh they tend to start the game with Reed and when they have like those opportunities where you know you’re going to get a good opportunity for a return they’ll put Nixon in there to maximize flat fly in there I was looking over
Here or was that just a Packers helmet who know going toci I guess not Jes Louise man this kid what happened he’s crying again well no he gets mad cuz he can’t find his water and I give him his water and he’s fine and just honor tonight I guess oh [ __ ]
Cat jumped on me what do you want huh what you want he was hunting around in the background there what you want yeah he was actually asleep on the on that green thing for for most of the game every time I would get up I would see him asleep there he
Just took his nap so he won’t be [ __ ] like sleepy when I go to bed which means he’s probably GNA bother me [ __ ] [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] come on put you back go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep [ __ ] go to sleep just don’t put any beer caps on
The ground I dropped one I dropped one of them oh he’s all about those he hasn’t he hasn’t seen it he hasn’t heard it he I dropped it when he was asleep so I you’re good for now yeah I’m good I just need to br remember
To pick it up cuz he will [ __ ] play with it the whole night like I’ll just hear I’ll just hear it like randomly throughout the night ching ching ching chinging ding can you see him yeah you can see him oh yeah he’s back there thinking about doing a flip he’s thinking about flipping
Oh yeah and then this was in one of my hoodies and it came out in the in the dryer the washer and like I don’t know how to put it back in there so I was like I left it there and then the next thing I know
This guy had see look at him he’s like he wants it all right we’re back 859 to go in the fourth quarter first and 10 Jordan and shotgun 29 jump back yeah he’s coming though yeah he might be Dylan’s got him nice go Brash with a huge pickup there we [ __ ] oh my
God that was Kelsey esque that was that was pretty good that guy’s name is flat flot oh cheese Top Hat siding oh that’s crazy what kind of cheese head would you get well I have two actually I have two regular ones back here oh so you would
Just go with the regular ones you wouldn’t get like a special one like that guy like a top hat yeah a regular one you should get like a cheese head uh beanie you always wear beanies all right check down to read he’s going to pick up about four kind of
Trucks uh 29 on his way out of the yeah he did 758 roll yeah that guy’s that guy’s a lot smaller a lot that’s what you get though you signed up for being on defense you’re GNA get hit all right loving shotgun play action throws to Romeo who does pick it
Up kind of crazy I don’t know what’s going on with his ball security looks like he’s bu uh fumbling balls as he’s catching them like kind of bumbling them around I mean all that matters is whether you catch it or not yeah it’s nice doesn’t matter how you
Catch as long as you get it as long as it counts indeed it could it could be ugly as hell don’t matter wins a wins a win we’re right at their 30 love back throws to read and just kind of gets caught immediately but picks up five
Yeah that’s a good little out route right there that’s there’s nothing wrong with that you do that again you have a first down it might not seem like much but that’s a that’s a good play solid play on first down second and manageable now now you got you got to defend the
Whole field now with second and five all right back in shotgun Reed comes across he’s going to get caught immediately and lose yard yage oh that’s bad he lost five yards they’re HIIT they’re hip to that at this point yeah yeah yeah Madden the game they they
Added this thing where like if you start calling plays too much the defense will figure it out and they’ll start like oh they’re G they’re in this formation they’re going to do the Jet Sweep let me put a guy right here right where the guy’s going to end up and then it’s a
Loss like yeah you gotta [ __ ] like it’s not going to work all the time you only have a like two two maybe three times you can call something in a game is they’re going to be alert to it after that oh man oh my God that was a touchdown
And that dude knocked it away bro he needs to attack the ball he like he just kept running like ah I’m good bro he needed to jump up and catch that you know what that reminds me of that reminds me of mvs mvs was the same way never never
Jumped just like expected it to come down to him and love took a little hit there nothing serious all right let’s see if we can make this field goal this is a 48 Yer they got that one he got it it curved in it looked like it didn’t look
Good at the beginning and then it went back in no it didn’t no it did not did you did you [ __ ] yourself a little bit right there a little bit yeah I was like God Bless yeah dude he he jumped just in the path there that was just good
Defense but you’re right if he if he attack the ball a little more I mean who knows you don’t want to go for the uh you know the to have the pass interference happen but when you a lot of receivers make that move and then the pass interference gets called because
The defender’s naturally com and baron right down on him exactly he he had a chance cuz he’s like running and then he does like this little like step off where he like expects it when he does that he should have gone straight up because then the dude would have ran
Into him he either catches it or you get a penalty right I don’t understand how these coaches aren’t teaching this like me [ __ ] guy that just sits around [ __ ] knows this and these people don’t understand I don’t get it I just don’t get it all right Carl puts it as a
Touchback 5:30 to go 16 to 21 Packers need the ball back they only have two timeouts because they used one heav every W up come here that may be of importance come on oh you did it EBY you can jump Abby you want to go side let’s go
Inside Abby let’s go come on let’s go all right come on defense let’s go every no I’m just kidding we’re not going to go yet she she started going over there just like all right let’s go Barkley starty here six yard gain for Barkley I think Chris should still be
Okay with those 10 points Barkley hasn’t uh he hasn’t done that much so he should be okay you on the other hand you’re done sir I’m [ __ ] yeah you’re done [ __ ] as far as fantasy there’s still two weeks left for you so you have a
Chance I mean I think you’ll still be in fourth so yeah I’m still in fourth but the the oh come on Barkley [ __ ] oh my God go up the [ __ ] middle wow where were these holes in the first half god dude like I like they must have identified
Something like did this guy’s rushing from here oh that center with that block that was that was crazy that was a good block that Center double teamed and then [ __ ] blocked the linebacker that was that that’s why it was such a big hole already four minutes
Left come on Barkley just breaks it out oh my God oh my God and the turf monster got him what is it with the turf monster and getting Giants players he fumbled what he fumbled the Packer guy has it he’s going down the sideline they’re saying it’s
True they say it’s a fumble they’re calling it a fumble and you know what this is the right decision because you get to review it if you call it a turnover if you don’t then you force the team to challenge let’s see Barkley stumbles oh nobody touched them oh my
God he nobody touched them wow what a time to jump good job gentlemen wow what I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before Barkley’s like huh yeah dude because he regained oh I don’t know that I think that guy might have caused that tackle I need I need to see like the
Angle from the sideline where the guy makes the tackle to where Barkley keeps running that’s what I need to see cuz that guy makes the tackle and then he like runs and stumbles but I guess the question is is it worth challenging as a well no I mean there’s
No there’s nothing to challenge they [ __ ] handle that so if they declare it Packers ball it’s that’s it there’s nothing you can do by it you can’t challenge that holy [ __ ] and there’s the playing up the middle for eight yards let’s go oh my goodness oh my God I can’t believe what
Just happened holy [ __ ] Dylan back up the middle he gets the first down there I think that’s close it’s either third and inches or first down he was like right there I think they might MK him a tad short you could do the love shove now no they’re not doing the love
Shove he’s like my butt holes sore from that we’re going to call it in though nope stay out guys we’re running to play there there’s nobody on Romeo this Dylan back just he got it ding rumbling yeah he got it there weren’t enough guys at the line of scrimmage to stop that
No wow okay decent catch for dos there yeah that’s going to take I think that’s going to take us to the two minute yeah it will oh my goodness I can’t believe that was a fumble that’s crazy when have you ever seen that [ __ ] dude not often Squan Barkley is just in
Disbelief dude that was that was ridiculous what what about the other game SK 13 13 yeah that one has six minutes left we’ll switch to that one when this one’s done cuz that one’s behind let’s see Lis has thrown a pick and the stats aren’t even that crazy in that
Game oh dude what if that game goes to overtime that would be crazy what if both of these go to overtime Abby what are you doing you were asleep all [ __ ] evening all evening oh my God bro she was literally on the couch us like knocked out all
[ __ ] evening it’s it’s crazy this dog I swear to God imagine being a dog in like a loving home that’s like the best [ __ ] in the world isn’t it or a cat cat too I don’t want to discriminate against cats but a cat or a dog in a loving home
That’s like the best 12 15 years of your life right there boom you just everybody loves you everybody plays with you you just get fed life is good yeah my yeah my pets my pets have good lives that’s for sure every time I take Abby to the that
She gets a toy she’s spoiled you’re spoiled Abby you’re spoiled your SPO look right here she has a [ __ ] squirrel and a I don’t even know what this is it’s just a thing just a thing the cat went I threw the toy in the cat chased it all
Right the blue blueberry cheesecake is very delicious look at y’all in that six seventh spot I need to stay in there so let’s see you’re in the Red Zone second and four touchdown the way oh my God he only got one foot down bro this ain’t College ah it was too far
Out yeah look how far he had to dive or not dive but like jump for it dude he was like full extension [ __ ] like wow that was like a crossbody attempt at a catch and dude that should have been a touchdown that’s another play that should have been a touchdown dude that
Guy’s playing way off on that receiver at the bottom I know go for the first down that’s what we do oh that was nice first and goal dude those like quick little out routes when you’re playing off like that I mean there’s nothing you can do about that
Yeah you got them as long as you don’t overthrow it you’ve got them this is it so you’ve got four chances now I would run it here just just test it out let’s see let’s see what the formation looks like we’re we’re going back yeah so no run thing is you start doing
Incompletions well unless it’s a Jordan run oh [ __ ] and that’ll work too because you gain a little yardage catch them off guard and run some clock was that a called run or or was that a like a that was him just being like you know what I’m taking off so it’s a scramble
The Giant’s called a timeout yeah the Giants called a timeout that’s what I was that’s what I was I guess alluding to is like if you run the ball it forces the Giants to use their timeouts yep you got to start you go to at least make them use them up right and
If you just throw a bunch of incompletions and you waste all your Downs there’s no time right so yeah it isn’t matter if you don’t get the touchdown but if you do get it let’s say you get it on fourth down and you leave them
129 you know what I mean it’s like it’s too much time you got to force them to use their time out I would I would even run it here run it here well let me let me look at the for formation first and then I’ll tell you if it’s a
Run they’re coming back in but now it’s empty again no run unless it’s love love could scramble again touch down oh we dropped dropped it oh my god well he didn’t drop it that was knocked out oh dude like how long do you have to possess it for it to be a
Touchdown you know what I mean like he caught it and then and then it got knocked out like how much time let’s see he catches it one two knocks out I don’t know man that might be a catch another sidearm throw oh dude that’s that’s tough
Man that’s tough that dude that like if you call that a touchdown it’s hard to overturn it’s hard to overturn like either way it’s hard to overturn it dude you know what they should do they should have a replay guy somewhere in like a bunker with like one Monitor
And he doesn’t know what the outcome of the [ __ ] play is all you’re showing him is this but he doesn’t know whether it’s a touch down or incomplete and you just show him these plays and he has no access to anything else like he can’t watch the game and
See the no he just receives this and then determines is it incomplete or is it a touchdown and he if he doesn’t know what it is that’s an that’s like an unbiased you know separate Viewpoint right that’s probably the the only way you can fix this yeah they called it incomplete they’re
Going to keep it incomplete I mean yeah it’s it’s hard to overturn that it’s hard to overturn it but dude he caught it took two steps and then the ball came out that’s why I ask what’s the [ __ ] like statute of limitations like where it’s like at what point do you say it’s
A catch and at what point is it not a catch how long like how many more steps does the [ __ ] need to take that probably should have been a touchdown we have two more chances they’re crowding the line though and again that guy on the bottom is like playing way
Off oh dude he had him oh my God touchdown that’s a touchdown oh my God oh my God he dude he had that guy open on the bottom that guy guy on the bottom did a slant and he was wide open Heath with the touchdown let’s see yeah that’s touchdown it was over
The pylon yep yep the ball was over the whole way see but now how much time did you leave them a buck 33 that’s what I was saying I said 129 so by not running the ball other than the first one where they used the timeout you’re leaving
Them timeouts with a lot of time and now you got to go for two if you don’t get it a field goal wins it like dude there was just so much so much wrong with I think that’s that’s LEF flor’s fault you can’t blame love
Love does what he says you do this play all pass and the only reason the first one was a run was because love scrambled bro like the play calling is terrible in today’s NFL it’s so [ __ ] ridiculous and we didn’t get it yeah it was it was another end
Round yeah something about not going straight forward y’all love the end round yeah we do I mean it it had its place especially like in the 9s those reverses were [ __ ] oh dude Miami has 27 points out of nowhere damn what I was going to say like dude were those defensive touchdowns
I have no idea how they scored probably rushing well it wasn’t my guy he only has still only has 9.6 well the good news is I clinched in my Houston money League already I’m going to lose today so I was hoping I could get the by we by winning
And then the the person ahead of me loses and I would drop or they would drop I would move up but I’m gonna have to play next week because I’m losing Tyreek Hill and Tua have not done anything they have like 10 points each and now that they’re winning I
Probably won’t get any points well Green Bay goes in with the lead on this possible final possession 133 three left two timeouts for the Giants can DeVito pull this [ __ ] off in our Defense Force a stop we sound like a [ __ ] like that old school Batman and the Packers pull it off and
For some reason I I went with Don yeah it’s like Don Paro is doing it or that kind of It kind of sounds like poppy too a little there’s a quick five y to wandale that’s who that is all right one Robinson yep yeah and they don’t have to go the
Whole field they just got to line up for field goal oh check it down to Barkley he gets the first down at the 36 still no reason to to rush you get [ __ ] you get 15 more yards you’re in field goal range oh my goodness oh that’s Randy bullet ah bro
He’ll miss that guy sucks he he used to be a Texan that guy sucks bro Barkley oh no Slayton gets out of bounds second and one 49 seconds oh my God [ __ ] Dr Evil Dr Evil’s Shing around like he knows it’s a win oh my god get in there and get his
Ass get his ass like it’s the love shove that’s right oh God okay here we go well now they’re in his range oh my God what a throw that’s how you sidearm wow well he still has to make it it’s no gimme dude did you see that
Move yeah it was nasty to cut to the outside wow what a [ __ ] move fat damn Arena was exciting yeah fat D Marino and stiffler’s Mom oh God Barkley up the middle they’re centering it yeah dude but I’m telling you bulock sucks he sucks well now we’re taking time out so I don’t
Know you have to yeah I mean they’re going to run it again Center it again wherever he wants it or maybe not maybe just kick it right here [ __ ] it I would make you all use your other timeout you could always just use the quarterback to like fall over to the
Side and like in like a fake kneel but like just if you want to shift it to the right A little yeah just take a step and then [ __ ] kneel it dude I mean it’s not a high-scoring game but I mean this this has been [ __ ] a great game really
Entertaining and it’s going to come down to the wire all right let’s see what they do y’all are crowding the line they give it to Barkley he loses yards but he manages to move it to the left hash and that’s it you guys use their your final
Timeout I mean you could even [ __ ] run it again and call a timeout with two seconds and then kick it if you if you’re really that worried about the Packers if you’re really that worried you could do that if you were a smart coach you would do
That although some people like to say kick it on third down because what if you fumble the snap like what if the holder bobbles the snap he could just fall on it call a timeout and then you can kick it again on fourth down right right so how often
Does that happen though only like Tony Romo it doesn’t it doesn’t literally Tony Romo that’s it well no that’s not true I think that didn’t the Giants win a playoff game by that and then like they had to throw it remember that the holder like like ran and threw
It and they got a first down or some [ __ ] am I thinking of that wrong uh maybe I don’t I’m not sure all right yeah they’re goingon to let it March down they listen to you I mean that’s the smart play why why why am I going to give you
Seconds so yeah you let it get to 2 seconds call timeout I could be a [ __ ] head coach I know what the [ __ ] to do I just wouldn’t know how to teach anything football related but have me manage the [ __ ] game situations we’ll [ __ ] win we’ll get all that [ __ ] Perfect
Dude Bullock sucks but this one’s so close man I don’t I don’t think he’s going to miss this if it was a 50 yard he would would definitely miss oh he got it damn dude it was the it was the week of the upset dude this game was so ridic or
This week was so ridiculous with these games it was all all the [ __ ] underdogs somehow like had a a crazy chance to win like really like I think the Cowboys were the only ones that were favored that won right maybe there was maybe I think Baltimore even though that one they
Didn’t I don’t think they they covered the spread but they still won no I still won bat D Marino’s happy oh yeah it’s uh chicken parms all around do you think they’re [ __ ] related to Danny DeVito that would be badass right like what if Danny Deo dude his commercials with Jimmy John’s are
Hilarious oh yeah the one where he’s dancing around is [ __ ] funny as [ __ ] when he has the wig on oh my God I can’t believe Randy Bullock is still in the [ __ ] League see just barely his reaction he’s like [ __ ] I made it hell yeah let Co guys
Dude look at look at Dr Evil he’s so happy they needed a win bro like they they they needed a win so hard it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter but look at how [ __ ] happy they are dude like his brother in the [ __ ] Fedora Dude that would be great if he was married or not married but related to Danny DeVito The Legend he was married he was married to Danny DeVito that’d be hilarious well Danny DeVito’s character in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia married or wanted to marry Charlie because they wanted like the tax benefits and
[ __ ] they’re like yeah what if we just like get married like we already Liv together damn man what a oh this this week was just like let down week bro for like a lot of franchises and and but on the other side it was like [ __ ] happy for like the
Giants or the Jets you know yeah all all of New York is like hey we won yay yeah even buffalo buffalo even Buffalo wal I wonder what uh I wonder what Tommy’s mom was was saying during that game oh I’m sure it was plenty of uh old white lady [Laughter]
Exp plenty of it but glad they won I’m sure damn all right well this doesn’t kill us as far as uh what’s going on does it knock you out from Seven no we’re still seven because we hold you’re still seven well then I mean yeah it’s not it’s not the end of the
World then as long as you retain that spot but like from now like say so yeah like the Texans are eight so they’re the first team out so they need somebody that’s in those three spots to drop out or or the Jaguars could lose their division lead and then we take it right
However the Colts could do the same thing um it’s going to be a wild four weeks to finish this season dude it’s going to be wild well like dude imagine if there was eight teams in each [ __ ] conference that would be even crazier the the finish for that would be even
Nuts oh hell yeah it would be it would be cuz remember that was my original prediction and then like what like 2 years later they expanded to seven and I was like you [ __ ] bastards are listening in damn I’m still trying with the whole fantasy thing 167 to 184 dehoff’s up to 20
Points now dude yeah the last time I checked dehop he had a really good number I mean it’s not it’s all in like there’s no way I’m going to be able to come back yeah I’m not going to be able to come back in my other league too so I’m going to lose
One I’m going to lose one I I want everything else except for that one I was hoping to sweep I don’t I don’t normally sweep it like that all the time bigfoot of course Bigfoot comes back at the end of the game as a lizard commercial is on the [ __ ]
TV and he says and Green Bay still reeks like shitty diapers like if a constipated Vietnam veteran ate a bag of TB chugged a bottle of malt liquor and trusted a farts good Lord enjoy en enjoy your Cowboys uh friends tomorrow I’m sure you guys will
Meet up and talk about Dak oh he already talked to them today I’m sure he [ __ ] loved it oh yeah that’s all you you got to be a a a like a an honorary Cowboys fan so you could just [ __ ] all over him cuz he would love that there’s nothing like a [ __ ]
Cowboy fan just like happy that’s that’s like the only thing happier in this life is like Cam Newton after a win and and wearing a uh a onesie well you always have to make that assumption he always has one on underneath that’s true that is true good
Point good point sir but the loen Rob show is officially back you know we were on Hiatus for Thanksgiving and then I got sick and uh but you know we did the game yesterday did the games today even though we kind of only focused on the
Packers game because of course Rob is a Packers fan look at all the look at the shrine the Packers Shrine back there so uh Bigfoot says uh hating life yeah no I know no you’re you’re loving life we know we know when you say hate you mean love love and Dak love and
Dak life and he doesn’t mean Jordan love no I mean love straight up Dak Dak redo just for you but uh but yeah we got sat I think there’s a Saturday game this coming week yeah you know what let’s look at the schedule because I haven’t looked at it and let’s
Let’s just figure out what we’re going to do so it’s Chargers Raiders that’s probably not going to be very good no that’s the Thursday that’s Thursday I mean we could do it we don’t have to Saturday there is a night game Broncos lions that one should be good I we
Should definitely do that yeah let’s definitely do that and then Sunday is Baltimore Jacksonville we should definitely do that yep Monday is Philadelphia Seattle that’s not a bad game too I mean the way Philadelphia’s playing yeah I think Seattle might be in in for a game there
Um but yeah really the the worst game is probably Thursday Chargers Raiders so I mean it’s up to you man if you want to do it we can do it we’ll leave it open we’ll leave Thursday open Ed for this moment and re readdress it come Wednesday night or or Wednesday or Wednesday
Earlier final Wednesday final Wednesday day yes Wednesday day yeah oh leas threw a touchdown to Hopkins oh my God oh my God you still need a lot you still need 13 Dude if it goes to overtime you could beat me I mean maybe the thing is like oh man it probably won’t though it’s already at the two-minute warning wait wait but the Titans the Titans have the ball though yeah they’re in the red zone hold on here yeah I’m I’m putting it
On I was I wasn’t even say I was all bummed out that we lost all right that one’s on ESPN right yeah yep regular old ESPN yeah all right Lis 23 for 38 326 yards one touchdown one pick two of 19 for 28 221 no touchdowns no picks and Tennessee has the
Ball delay a game on the defense oh they’re about to score dude no there’s no way this can go to overtime unless they miss the extra that’s true either way the dog wa it what I need is for dehop to get to tutty and aan to get some yards that’s what I
Need I may have a chance if there’s two but I need dehop to get this tutty where’s de hop yeah you need you need Hopkins to get the touchdown and then you need the missed extra point and then you could win Hop’s not even in there if
It goes to if it goes to overtime overtime is key if it doesn’t go to overtime you’re going to lose but you’re you’re still in it technically you have like I don’t know 5% chance although it can’t be a touchdown here because Hopkins isn’t in there no oh Henry’s gonna score Henry scored
[ __ ] Henry got it that actually that helps me in my other league man Lis is pumped oh [ __ ] that but I’m still down by seven but I have two on Hill if they get a touchdown I can win and then I might be able to get the byee next week holy
[ __ ] this extra point is important well at least for overtime and he made it right down the middle not even not even a doubt [ __ ] unless hn gets a big ass [ __ ] uh reception for a touchdown that would that might do something for me yeah if hn catches like a 70
Yarder that’s it you win be the Naj all over again oh it like but taking it to a whole another level Naj was like I only needed like what three points I think and he gave me like nine but in this case you would need like what
13 yeah I don’t even you would yeah you would literally need to catch like a 75 yard touchdown and yet here’s another example of an upset potential with the Titans Now holding a lead yep yep it’s like yeah like like why why did this happen like all of them piled up on one
Week it’s weird isn’t it oh yeah threw everybody in pick them for a loop like the highest score at the end of Sunday was I think seven or eight it’s crazy and now the [ __ ] Packers lost and if the Dolphins lose yeah I’m that like this has been a terrible week for
Me all right okay well I need I need Hill and Tua and Hill’s on the sideline [ __ ] and two two with a uh Crosser to barrias hey there’s a there’s a throw for aan let’s go let’s go was it a 70 yard touchdown hell
No no but it it was a catch for a couple yards it’s points now he needs to do that for a lot more go that’s yeah you got 1.5 right there oh my god oh there’s the thin Dan Marino looking on was wasn’t he just at the Giants game
With that that was his cousin yeah all right a with a check down oh he almost got him with it damn it yeah who am I I’m gonna lose a pipe dream well I don’t know I mean a a 63 yard touchdown could win it oh to a oh my
God I need seven I just I need a touchdown from Tua and I can win yeah as long as it’s as long as it’s like a 20 yard touchdown down or if Hill catches like a 20 Y and a touchdown I’ll win like if the touchdown goes to Hill I
Win if I get it to a touchdown and I get it some yardage I win Hill would need like a huge catch actually there’s no way Hill can get it for me but Tua completes to the tight end and yeah Miami doesn’t have any timeouts there’s a minute left so this
Is it you got to hurry at this point yeah because you’re still a little bit aways from a field goal and obviously you want to be as close as possible but this is third and three and I think Tennessee calls their final timeout what a catch with that with the
Knees there yeah yeah that was a yeah he dropped it he that that Thigh Master has been paying off yeah for real they give them out when you go to Miami yeah they probably gave one to his woman okay you’re gonna need this yeah you’re you’re in Miami now damn damn damn that
Was 173 to 181 oh now yeah you’re getting close now shitty shitty quarterback production love got 8.9 and Herz got 7.8 geez that’s why I lost that’s why I lost I had a real chance as long as the quarterbacks did somewhat normal and especially because you had hell [ __ ] points on the bench
Too yeah I mean my I I started fields and Mahomes and they had 23.7 and 14.6 so that’s a little bit better than you a little bit oh my God come on touchdown the hill touchdown to Hill and I win this [ __ ] another check down to H here he goes oh
F Well at least it gives you it gives them a first down so I have a chance to get a two a touchdown I don’t even think he got the first down he just got no he didn’t even get out of bounds rolling it’s fourth down and two
Y’all gotta go oh my God yeah that was like that was a run I think that counts as a run and that’s it bro that’s hilarious the guy that was right there called it out of bounds and then the guy that was up field came running in and said no it’s
In I love how refs are like Cooks like they’ll just like no you’re the cook now like you you don’t what I say is important like how do you just overrule a [ __ ] and then the guy just says okay thanks I don’t have a say they stacked him that’s it it’s over
They upset holy [ __ ] upset Central this weekend dude this yeah this week was [ __ ] stupid damn so our our comebacks are failed wow oh well how the [ __ ] does Miami lose to Tennessee wow I mean how do you think Kansas City feels watching us lose to New
York they’re like yo he looked more like Patrick than Patrick did oh dehop is Happy do you think uh do you think James posts about will Lis in the Discord oh yes 100% oh probably a screenshot of him like going CR ape [ __ ] on the [ __ ] sideline there be
Bro us man the nerd’s gonna go crazy on Hard Knocks next week oh he’s not gonna be a happy man dude he’s so [ __ ] weird bro but you know what I’ll say this when he starts talking about like the theory of football that’s interesting like he definitely
Knows what he’s talking about he just he’s just a weird guy you know what I mean but like when he’s actually explaining something it’s like wow like okay like yeah he knows he knows what he’s talking about I’ll give him that um but yeah dude I don’t know this
This hard KN has been a little weird like I just I don’t know I think the nerve is the the nerd is offputting and then Tua Tua kind of feels I don’t know it just doesn’t it just feels weird it’s it’s a weird hard knock it really
Is oh like I’m watching it and it’s okay and but I’m just like yeah it doesn’t have the same feel as other ones like the Jets one was better even the ones last year were better yeah the Rogers hype added a whole another level definitely yeah they they went hard on
That hard KNX the one earlier in the preseason that one was crazy that one was really good but especially like all the [ __ ] gayness that Rogers and hacket have for each other like bro they’re always they’re always like tickling each other’s butts and [ __ ] they’re they’re super Extra Man it is
Creepy are it’s like whoa bro get room together come on out and say so well hacket married okay but yeah that could be a cover you never know right yeah but uh well sorry Rob your team lost but so did a lot of other people’s teams this week it was just
That week it was that week to lose you were one of them that we l the Texans were one of them too so uh even even though our our game wasn’t as close as yours but uh um it was an entertaining as [ __ ] game it was back and forth it
Was you had everything you had some good runs you had some good throws good defense and it was it was a a nailbiter the whole way pretty much so it was at least entertaining that’s a good thing yeah absolutely great game you know even though it didn’t go our way it’s still
I’d rather it be close and have that like it could have been either way to the last second so good game yeah it’s better than getting blown out getting blown out where like you can’t do anything it sucks it really sucks well but yeah we’re back we’re
Back for good for the rest of the season and we’re gonna going to nail it we’re going to do as many as we can you know unless the match Up’s really terrible like the Thursday game probably not a good game on the fence right now we’ll let
You on know but the rest of the week weend should be good so we’ll at the very least do all of those games Saturday Sunday Monday three in a row and uh but you know thanks to Bigfoot and Kevin is that Kevin mallister or Kevin Bob n he didn’t he didn’t specify I’ll
Say mallister okay Chris was also in here and DeAndre like he hadn’t been in here for a long time yeah what’s up DeAndre glad you stopped by and said what’s up hell yeah so uh thanks to everybody that watched us and gave us a click and all that [ __ ] and uh hope you
Enjoyed what we did but that is it for us that’s week 14 and we’ll be back Thursday or Saturday so as soon as you see you know if you have notifications on when I post the the schedule it’ll either be Thursday or Saturday so that’ll let you know what we’re doing
But Rob and I will figure that out on Wednesday and then that’s when I’ll do it so good night everybody good night Rob and see you sometime next week yes Sir oh Yeah
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