You were a girl but your you were still yourself would you let the homies hit no that’s like torture though that’s like PTSD you have that but it would feel good cuz you’re a girl but then you see your friends after being like I know they would know you the whole point they
Don’t know it’s you do they know it’s him no they have no idea they have no idea them them they have no idea I don’t know you wouldn’t help the homies out ah it depends I would no if I was a girl for like a we a weekend which you would
You would hit on all the guys here no I would I would have 70 I wouldn’t have the baby because I would turn back into a Boy by then I wouldn’t have the babies but you to death I would be disgusting I I would be
Filthy how so I would I would would you get cream pied just by everyone everyone I have lines out the door all right everyone it is Wednesday December 13th uh n Trish are back from a crazy weekend it’s the middle of the week we hope everyone is doing very well
We have the surviving Barcelo finale tonight we have the Barcelo Christmas party tomorrow things are looking up and the year is winding down what do you want to talk about first Joy maybe surviving Barcelo finale should we should we do a a a regimented rundown or
Do you want to kick it off with your your holiday party how was that you were uptown at your good friend Michael Fabiani’s house yeah I went to a holiday party this weekend and um your nose looks a little I know it’s getting colder out here on the East Coast we’re
In the Northeast and 60 yesterday um I I’m having trouble getting my my hand mouth coordination happening I’m sorry air my brain mouth coordination that’s called wet brain is it do you know what wet brain is I know what wet [ __ ] is okay die go don’t
Laugh at my sweet sweet speaking of wet [ __ ] Diego is at Santa C this weekend we’re going to talk about that in a sec what’s going on you drink too much this weekend you feel a little sluggish a little mentally slow you feeling slow is there some sort of chemical change in my
Life um yeah I went drinking this weekend so I I Thanksgiving I’m sorry I had a um should we start should we start the show over a seizure um no I went you up town yeah you at Fab not up town I was
In I was in West in pelum I was up in pelum okay um in Westchester area it’s a holiday party we do every year uhhuh um so it was fun we to do like a tent in the driveway and it’s like a Christmas
Club gu We call we had um he had an ice sculpture with um of two men hugging no it was the leg of um from The Christmas Story the leg lamp yeah yeah yeah yeah you can drink Vodka out of it did you how many shots of vodka over under 10 I
Didn’t do vodka there but beforehand my friends um Bae was going to Santa Con with his friends so they came over theer bombs at my apartment the night before bombs the day before we leave me me and Nicole had to leave um at a certain time
So Nicole was at my house and we were kiking and we had our friends over from um La they were in town um visiting and um so we had friends over gav Gavin Newsome and Caitlyn Jenner yeah good and then and then um then ba and his Rowdy group of friends came and
Crashed the party and um what party it was just a little pre a prey oh your pregame at your house a prek key at my house nice a prey key um they um but they ended up cleaning up the house nicely I said now you kids close up they
Had more people come over they kind of had a little party at my house and but they did a beautiful job cleaning up you go now when Nana when when Mom comes when Grammy comes home you need to have that house clean it was they put the
Crud Tay exactly where I needed to be they put the they put the the soft cheeses in the area that they need to be oh they put them in the deli drawer uhhuh very good they put um everything away so I got home to a clean house
Thank God my couch finally came that’s huge it is huge physically your house is your your couch is large no it is large it’s um it’s the biggest couch I’ve ever owned even even growing up it’s like I never had a big couch like that and this
Is this is almost a a symbol of I’ve made it for you well I was um well Potato Barn made it John Michael designs actually oh um um but yeah it came and it was like you know the delivery went so smooth because I was stressed about this
Delivery because I said when when they when they coming um to the couch so when was delivering it they only delivered to curbside so they dropped the pallet on the sidewalk and I I was responsible for getting up myself you hired three strapping young man you hired Diego you
Hired Billy football no and Sam Martin no I hired my um residence manager oh yeah you’re I’m sorry my residence manager so someone so my my old couch I was giving away old couch away to someone in my building and so they took that out so I didn’t have to deal with
That they just took it from me do you have one of those like message boards in your building like it’s like if you’re oh this is where we sell furniture or if like someone wants to get rid of something they’re building you put on like the message mine is starting that
There’s like an app that you download to do it and I want to write on it so bad it’s like a we all live in this building let’s all like communicate kind of deal I’ve never met my neighbors never once met my neighbors in 10 years of living
Here my neighbor upstairs yeah is so [ __ ] loud I want to confront her can you confront a Noisy Neighbor um yeah I mean you have to do it like you’re on the second floor though no I’m on the first floor so you’re the first Flo someone’s above you
When you move into an apartment with someone above you you have to kind of understand that’s what’s going to happen you think yeah dude it’s it’s like her music she walks around I don’t know what she she must be at 10,000 steps a night in her [ __ ] apartment one it’s just
One I think it’s a lady it could be a large man it could be a large man it could I don’t want to gender them but they she walks they walk probably 15,000 steps from 6:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. it’s like constant and then she’s playing [ __ ]
Music like to the point where I left the house I walked up the stairs and I was like I probably look like a serial killer on the [ __ ] C to see where it was coming from and I was like relax I was so heated I was like leave the
Apartment give her an hour to like calm down the music eventually went down and it was finei in so the pills kick in but I think if you have a Noisy Neighbor you have to confront them and then your reaction like if someone confronted me that my apartment was loud I would be
Like oh my God I’m so sorry let me turn it down You’ be more cautious I’d be more cautious but I’m afraid afraid it’s going to be like opposite I’m afraid she’s going to be like a dick to me well yeah would what would you do if someone
Came to you you wouldn’t you wouldn’t be a dick to them if I was blasting music I’d go oh my God I’m so sorry that’s like the normal she blasting music though yes why don’t you slide a note under her door so know you I think that’s like passive aggressive I think
It’s almost like more respectful to just go up to her and be like hey I just moved in you know uh I don’t want to tell you what to do but you know these walls are really thin I can hear like everything you do would you mind turn
The music down but I feel like if she was there first she has hand she can do whatever she wants you’re the one you’re the one who has to get get used to the new house I know but don’t you feel like music loud [ __ ] music kind of
Music is is it reg it’s like alternative it’s not it’s Christian rock no it’s like don’t you feel like loud [ __ ] music is it’s like alternative rock well the thing I see it as it’s like it’s like ’90s like jam band [ __ ] which I’m fine with but it’s like what lack of
Self-awareness do you have shut the [ __ ] up I don’t live in a college dorm shut up turn your [ __ ] music I think it’s more like paying it forward I think it’s like you know like you’re you’re investing in your future by letting her be loud cuz then you can [ __ ] throw a
Rager and she can’t say [ __ ] I know but it’s like I’m I’m never going to throw a [ __ ] rager well you need your friends first I know I need friends well that’s where Diego comes in he’s our paid friend I don’t know I think I have to say something like tonight she’s if
She’s walk I can’t say anything about her do you notice a pattern like one night she’s more wild than others here’s a thing it was last night was loud Saturday I was like am I in [ __ ] like Southwest d at UMass like what is happening but it’s
The it’s that time of year everyone is having like Christmas parties so I was like okay it’s fine whatever you just drink the noise away no problem but then Sunday she was like blasting music I’m like all right she deserves to have like it’s her apartment she lives here too
She wants to have herself like a time and listen to music while she [ __ ] Sprints a marathon back and forth the 20 feet length of her apartment that’s fine but it was like the God forbid she catches me on a Thursday night after the [ __ ] barcel Christmas party I’m going
To go up there be like here’s Johnny here’s Pat banging on the thing from the [ __ ] movie imagine would complain and then go say 2B ch’s been vacing for seven years no one’s Liv there no one’s lived there it’s the Ghost of Christmas P yes go coming for your coming for your nerves
Right yeah I don’t know I’m gonna I’m gonna say something eventually but I can’t say it about the walking I think I say it about the music and then I like slide in the walking then I’m like oh like I can hear it’s an Old Town town
Was built in 1900 it’s like it’s an old [ __ ] townhouse that’s what I’m saying it’s now she downgraded her life as a single lady well it’s a it’s also yeah it’s a very old building so the the floorboards are like you know paper thin so that’s what you have to expect in New
York City and I I will like it was she was like literally running and it was to the point where I like got on my couch and I [ __ ] banged on the [ __ ] wall yeah on the wall so that’s already saying something but I don’t know if she
Can hear anything but also my last apartment I had a Noisy Neighbor and like four of us like banned together to like confront this dude and he like kept denying it so we went up six times in one night and eventually we’re like dude we don’t know what we have to do here
But like we’re not going to stop bothering you until your you your neighbors yeah so you did you did kind of cahoot with your neighbors and you no this is my old building my new building together my new building I haven’t but I think 14th Street yeah I could do a lie
And be like leave an anonymous note be like your neighbors but then it’s like if I go up after I leave the anonymous note then it’s obviously me or what if he’s friends with all the neighbors and they’re like did you do it and they’re
All like no no yeah it’s a new guy but then that’s my one shot cuz if I do the note and it doesn’t happen and then I go up I’m like hey he’s like hey [ __ ] you’re the one who did just [ __ ] murder her kill her should I yes
A straight up murder strangle her [ __ ] ass Crime Of Crime crime of a crime of passion I don’t know I’m like think I was thinking so crazy yesterday I was like do I move and I was like relax psycho you’ve been here this is like a New York City Apartment I haven’t been
In a New York City Apartment in a long time so I need to get used to it na I was going to ask if Will you confront them with me no please no I I hate commentation I don’t even like doing prank phone calls I when at your house partying that night
Remember it was loud you were freaking out you’re like everyone shut up that’s because you’re a respectful neighbor that should be that should be the reaction like you don’t want to upset your neighbors and I even went out across the street and like looked being like who is this [ __ ] [ __ ] upstairs
Then I couldn’t see oh so you’re playing you you’re you’re doing that stalking show you no I’m fully I’m in a I’m fully doing a St so you went outside and waited for her to leave her apartment no I was like I need to get out of here I’m going to do
Something crazy so I went I I went out of the house and I like went to like the bodega and I was like just getting snacks or whatever no sugars no M&M’s um and I want to like see who this person was I’m losing my mind it would it be different if they
Were like really attractive yeah a man or a woman what if it’s a man what if it’s a hot [ __ ] guy I think it’s easier to confront a guy than a woman why do you think it’s a lady all of a sudden do you hear high heel shoes
Because they have a doormat that that’s like a dog on the doorm I’m like okay it’s either a queen you think oh sorry there are gays in the building what if it’s a g what if it’s just a sassy gay get her steps in that I can handle
That’s probably what it is s Shang across the alternative music doesn’t doesn’t no the altern if it was like [ __ ] that what it was she’s working on her runway walk before season 16 of Ro r uh so I don’t know so that’s my life now I didn’t have any sugars this
Weekend no M&M’s no but last night like my grandmother used to smoke and she’d quit but she would leave them burning cuz she like it gave her Comfort having the cigarette Burn yeah the smell so I bought cookies but I didn’t eat them is that what is that is that the St
The straw that broke the camel’s back the diabetes to diagnosis was it sugars I think it was M&M’s and like other things I think that’s really what it was those sugary yeah those sugary energ I had a one too many Polynesian Pearls do you know that Polynesian pearls has so
Many ingredients in it like you asked me to make it as a joke and I was like you can’t even find those [ __ ] ingredients can you make it for a Christmas party no what we’re going to bring we going to Lug it all the way down to yeah you get a suitcase fall
Downtown and you bring her through do you think the Christmas part is going to be low budget I don’t know do you think there’s going to be entertainers is that where it all began no it was next door oh I don’t no no no no entertainers I
Think this is going to be our best Christmas party yet why do you say that no I mean definitely not our yet but I think it’ll be fun this will only be my second one they used to be crazy we didn’t have one last year this will be
My first one oh my God we didn’t have it last year did we no we had one I wouldn’t know right I’ve only been to the big gay bash and then Diego was at the big BH wait what which first one we had that I went to was at the Jane Hotel
Yeah and there was the second one that was fun where was the second one last year I don’t know we have was it here in the office it was here in the office we were like [ __ ] trying that was well this is good the the the leash is off I think
We’re going to have fun Diego did you have fun at Santa Con uh yeah I mean a lot of people say it sucks but like I get why they say it sucks but I had a blast yeah yeah what did you wear um a Santa costume was was your bear chest out or
No I think I might have a picture of it okay good can you put it up oh he does yeah I was prepared now you’re the lady in the center that’s my girlfriend there oh God she’s got a chip witch yeah she’s she was and who is that non-binary fella in the
Um the glasses that’s my uh Norwegian friend his name is Kyle she hairless she’s an unut hair looks like SE and whose yard is that that looks very expensive area that looks like looks like Catherine’s apartment it’s like the building’s roof Catherine’s a rich name
Very rich you never you rarely made a a homeless methhead uh named Catherine now on the other side Cathy it’s a drunk what’s the what’s the trashest female names Kathy Robin Rob with an i the Y is somehow classier not normally though Robin um Eileen eileene my mother hated e Barbara Barb
My mother had a friend e she hated she kept around her friends that she hated keep your enemies close I go that’s the predicament we’re in right now my dear um well it’s another trashy like I feel like for guys like Jason trashy [ __ ] name is it
Jake trashy Jake no it’s not Jake’s like a the heartthrob dude Jake is trashy Skyler white trash well that could be yeah no that’s no Jake is not a a trashy name you don’t think so no Jake gyllen Travis Travis is a trash name Cody C is Cody this is like
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Messenger it’s a that’s an that’s an acronym for a longer website what what is it called the large penis support group large P support group but it’s a thing they have it’s like a Reddit group it’s like a Reddit group for but they have like you know a barol Reddit they
Have a barol group in there two where they talk about like it’s all the G it’s all gays that run it about the the hottest guys they want to see like they screen grab pictures of like guy of of uh barcel guys like in pause them you
Can see their dick prints and like um all different stuff but take a g to run your alone son P you you made it to the lpsg message board I made it to the lpsg I didn’t but also my dick is just out there it’s like if you want to find it
I’m sure it’s available who a lot of other people got Billy football was featured a few times many many few that might have been from a an account called na N na a underscore Billy is kind of a trash name is it Alexis for females is trash
It says Joey’s a trash name oh Joey kind of is a trash trash Reed Reed is that’s your friend Floyd he’s no’s lyd Lloyd is a whiteash oh Randy Randy oh Randy got to be up Ricky Billy Bobby t- boy now I’m calling I’m calling cap oh like TJ T
Whatever T TMJ Earl is foul any Texas town uses the name Austin San Antonio bow I thought I feel like B’s like a rich name I kind I think either way I met a DJ named boow Hampton like Homer Simpson I think I know who you’re talking about Earl Ray ultimate white
Name is Earl Ray I think of Earl GRE T and that seems very classy I think of biny all right Dallas yeah I don’t know I don’t know but you had fun at Santa Con Diego that’s good did you make any friends uh we interview him like were
His parents make any friends son I mean I didn’t like I was just with the same kids I always hang out with but the only thing that was like only story I would have from it is I was leaving with my girlfriend and she left her phone like
She lost it we go we were going to my friend’s apartment we get to my friend’s apartment and she’s like oh I don’t have my phone so we had to go back to right outside the bar and we’re looking for like 30 minutes thank God a restaurant
Around the corner like saw it and put it in on the ground on the ground she was freaking out she’s like some stole it someone stole it and I was like [ __ ] hate you Diego this actually exactly what what she sounds like oh my God what
Would happen if me and Joey came around if you like didn’t tell anyone you’re like hey my two buddies are coming so like hang out and then me and Joey they love it me and Joey showed up just in full just full Santa costume in full
Santa costume but you show up in your female my female impersonator s Sant you show you show up in the leotard hey boys yeah I need to get a better pair of herur that I can actually wear out I can’t wear those red ones out what do
You mean you want something that’s a little more sensible that you can kind of walk in yeah because I can’t walk in that heel huh should we shop for them right now MH J we to pull up Amazon for me babe we’re get joy some things size
Am I 14 you’re 13 oh ladies ladies 14 um look a ladies wide 13 no 13 ladi’s 13 pump ladies 13 pump you’re not a ladies 13 though you’re like a ladi’s 20 oh oh oh oh you know which one I want you to get the last one of course the
Pikachu pekabo the peekabooo and I know you used to wear those keep going that’s the ones I ordered those are the ones I have these that’s the red the red ones I’m talking about those are the ones you have exact ones I can’t walk in I got them from
From Amazon now oh I I love the polka dot get the Pol that’s better Mr ptoy that’s a very classy shoe I’m a Mary Jane maybe I don’t think it’ll fit around my ankle well you don’t need it it’s below your ankle now oh now we’re getting now we’re getting into the jazz
Shoes yes now now I can I can really cut a rug in these oh look at that white one I don’t know that that Chevron um peekaboo Cho will you be wearing oh look at the bejweled one will you bear and those are the on my second ones those
Are the second ones I have the black ones I have are you wearing these to uh the shop to theas Christmas party if I find the right pair yeah so I’ll pick the pair I’m going to we need something that we can overnight Amazon Prime Amon this is
Exciting for me this is good now this will wake a r up yeah okay to stop goodbye brainfall oh look at the Santa ones down there those are I just imagine you answering the door come on in Fire’s warm what about what about a nude a nude
Espad dril no can you explain what espad dril is I don’t even know I don’t know it’s like a oh it’s that square bottom yeah yeah yeah now we’re what about the pilgrim shoe a p you know you’re not you know you’re not a pilgrim shoe those are the an Frank 3000s [Laughter]
Um oh that one’s a peekaboo side look the Jessica Simpson oh my God she makes my size I mean order hello where are those all the way on the left those are too similar to the ones you have already yeah they’re too similar the ones I can’t even walk
In that’s now we’re talking I the LOL Y’all little a sensible Buckle little B peep a sandal buckle for Old Nana look at those old timey shoes those are what that’s literally what my grandmother was you think desig these shoes for like for like transvestites and like crossdressers like men dressing as women
Yes like they don’t want I’m not talking about doing right now I’m not talking about trans people I’m talking about like you know like like men that do it for fetish like they put on like a skirt and like jerk off and stuff I don’t think that’s what a lot of these shoes
Are for it’s like can you imagine people do that he pulls his feet up on the table he’s got heels on yeah I do like that one with the um keep going oh the green ones oh Joey you’ve liked every shoe no I haven’t every oh the green o there’s a
Purple let me see the green click on the green now these these don’t even show the price because they’re so exclusive can I just say something to you uh we have our little gift exchange coming up and these have got the wheels turning oh
Look at the he on that stop look at the be’s heel order those I’ll buy them for them no I don’t want those that’s too busy too bit oh oh those are I like deep those are Christmas I almost want to get M will you buy these shoes get you the polka
Dot just because it’s very like secretary like writes things in shorthand yeah I got an appointment for you Mr PTO look at I mean whoever’s making these whatever country they’re making these in they’re really putting the extra mile how many children hands did they how many l but I’m saying those
Kids are really busy cuz they are getting every color wave yeah well it’s the Y well they’re they’re farming the yarn deer go back up to the po. Diego okay this a very a YouTube show I you apologize for my my soft demeanor today I just don’t I think I’m
Having I think I have brain damage you have wet brain what’s wet brain that’s when you drink too much I didn’t really drink too much yeah it was more drugs that’ll that you have white brain no I was doing a lot of I a lot of Edibles I
Did a lot of red wine oh um I did a lot of was a very relaxing weekend you did drank it you’re just go to a party drinking and doing Edibles so you were just go you were mute I was I was enjoy oh I took too
Though so you did go and bring it back up a little bit I’m not I pill popping all weekend if he takes drink I thought that makes you like not remember things and here we are is that date raping all through college Jesus that’s that’s the little Alka-Seltzer that Diego puts in our
Drink before the show every [ __ ] show I like these these remind me of um the late bet Midler I liked I was thinking that too when she’s on Johnny Carson singing when she was in with her and um where she has the tight curls no no no
No the movie is called I think she has exact shoes on it is Google um Lily Tomlin and Lily Tomlin and B Midler movie and it’s they set of twins oh I know what you’re talking about and they’re in the Plaza Hotel I would say
This to you Joey I would say in in preparation for our big business big business in preparation for our gift exchange I would get a new heel and then there’s a polka dot there she R Polkka dots right there second that scene this is see this is in your Consciousness look this
Sho this is in this is what REM this is what you pull up as a comparison I’m so old Jesus Christ 19 88 yeah now I knew about pokka dot since since I was seven since the late since the Reagan Administration how old was I in 1988 I was you were
Nine and I was checking out polka dots you were as a 9-year-old gay boy in the 80s you remember bet Midler’s draft from Big Business good Lord did would you think do you think I’m a vampire what if you found out I was like 144 years old you
Are 144 years old okay this is the day old or say the gay old question yeah if you could take a pill to become straight would you take it Diego you want to go first uh I mean I I mean if I was gay and wanted to be
Straight I would like if you’re really political political political yeah I don’t know I think maybe younger yeah I don’t think I would no I I I I love it too much I don’t think I could I think that would be the most boring existence
On Earth if you take a pill in your shirt you’re just like everyone else but are you going be are you going to still be me like am I still going to have be myself and be funny and like have everything I’ll just have I’ll just be
Attracted I’ll be some craving [ __ ] yes and not set of craving dick yes you’ll still look the same you’ll still be the same you’ll still sound the same my voice would sound the same that’s not that’s not very that’s not very cable all right you’ll have a you’ll have a
Big do Straight voice you’ll have a big straight voice yo what’s up ladies at this yeah like you said at this point in my life no but when you were younger you would I C back then too but you wouldn’t want when from when from big dress age you
Wouldn’t want to try it for like 20 minutes 20 minutes and the promise RuPaul promises I can turn back into myself yes I think my maximum amount of time would be like an hour like till lunch like an hour you want you want to have sex with a woman though before I
Don’t think I don’t think what do you want to be straight for just to see like the point of like see the world through those eyes there’s no there’s no woman here that you’re going want to be sexualizing here what are you talking about like what see what what are you
Going to see in this 12 if you if you leave if you come straight at work and you don’t leave the office like what are you going to experience no what I’m saying like like go to strip club do something like how much of your life and
How much of the way you see your world is like Through The Eyes of like a gay man I don’t think it’s different I think it’s the same thing as just just women instead of men I think men are pigs no matter what like we do we look at
Everyone’s crotching asses all day long speak for yourself sister you don’t look you when a guy walks down the street a fat ass you don’t I’ll take a gander if if the wind is right if the light hits it right same thing girl straight men
Turn around if a girl girl walks by the fat ass a guy walks by the fat ass I look I look at that it’s the same exact thing it’s just going to be girls replacing boys I think but I’m saying every like every aspect of it’s not like
Sex sex sex it’s like at the front of your mind but it’s like everything that I look at like all of my interest like everything is like skewed a little like as a gay man but is it scary to go back what gay interest do you have you don’t
You don’t watch anything gay I’m not saying like gay and like it’s t like you can’t even explain me my life would changed like what am I going to do with makeup artist like what am I’m going do thr my concealers you can be a straight makeup artist look at Chris
Applegate she’s a hairdresser oh and she just dumped Lucas Gage I don’t know I would do it I think Diego would you take a pill to be gay for a day I mean he goes [ __ ] no I need a pill he goes I need a pill I need gonna like for your
Situation if you’re going to take the pill you should have sex yeah like that would be the whole point of it I feel like do you think You’ bottom or you would top I don’t even he bottom he would please you’re not slow SL look at this body armor water I have
What about to change genders oh yeah do to change genders would not like permanently but like for like an hour would you finger yourself I mean or you do more he get he get rail you get R train run on them would you you would get would you let if
You were a a woman if you were a woman would you but your mind was still the same would you let the homies hit no no that’s a great question if you were a if you were a girl and your mind just repeat if you were a girl but your you
Were still yourself would you let the homies hit no that’s like torture though that’s like PTSD you have that but it would feel good cuz you’re a girl but then you see your friends after being like I they wouldn’t know you whole point they don’t know it’s you do they
Know it’s him no they have no idea they have no idea them them they have no idea I don’t know you wouldn’t help the homies out ah it depends I would no if I was a girl for like a we a weekend which you would you would hit on all the guys
Here no I would I would have 70 I wouldn’t have the baby because I I would turn back into a Boy by then I wouldn’t have the babies but you to death I would be disgusting I I would be filthy how so I would I would would you
Get cream pie just by everyone everyone I have lines out the door I think maybe you’d have sex I’d have sex with myself like my other body Magic we not [ __ ] bodies with someone like if I was trading swipping no you can be like I don’t know you just be like a hot
Girl should you put her up in giche she’s so smooth we don’t have to do much plucking J would you be comfortable dressing as a woman for our show uh if I get fulltime then yes great right now would I got a hot prospect on the what would what would
Look be would you make her look like like a natural like Olivia Rodrigo or something like that like a natural or would we like like maybe a Selena Gomez maybe a SEL mahay not not as like not not like high drag like it’ be like it’
Be like it’ be like you know like we’re not we’re talking low rent ballish yes just like very like like young basic girl but gen Z maybe we do a fish like an ironic maybe a septum now cuz that’s a little too lit yeah I would definitely
Do bangs and like you know no bangs maybe a center part I feel like he’s like Aubrey Plaza almost like that sort of like like you know what I mean like that sort of sensibility I mean what would be his color palette he has plums she would
Wear lots of plums plums burgundy Plum would she would love it burgundy Plum interesting well that’s Today’s show that’s a good question I don’t know I think most people would change is there anyone you’d like to change what do you mean genders did you watch twin flames University what is that it good
Lord watch that on [ __ ] it’s like HBO or Netflix it’s about this this guy who runs a cult and he’s like matches people with their twin flames so it’s like your soulmate and he tricked these people into thinking he’s God so he’ll be like you are the Divine masculine you are the
Divine feminine you guys are twin flames The Twist he’ll make them change genders so he ran a cult where he would make people switch genders like it’s real it’s real and they would they have sex changes yes and they would like match up it’s [ __ ] nuts let me see it there
Would be like two girls and he would be like oh you’re you’re bleeding he’d be like oh you’re the Divine masculine or then and so one of them would have to change if you guys need a good documentary to watch or like a miniseries twin flames is [ __ ]
Phenomenal I get a tissue bleeding cell it’s gone watch let’s watch this haven’t seen her in over three years most comes directly from teaching others how to have beautiful healthy loving romantic relation sh this is the story of falling in love they were saying things like are
You ready for the ultimate love of your life how do you get bamboozled into this [ __ ] what kind of dumb [ __ ] bird brain [ __ ] are getting Bamboozled by some random [ __ ] crackhead is this like none of it matters because yours twinflame and this is your union Jeff
Taught us to pursue our so this one would like her boyfriend broke up with her and they forced her to stock him and she went to jail got sh I love her she transitioned Andre’s lying Andrew’s lying and’s lying that’s this is L This Is Us feminine at your core how dare you
Question your pass God stop talking please make the man seek there those those two are are those are twin flames no they’re they’re the leaders you need to watch this if you like cringy this is a self-hating queen that’s trying to get into heaven that’s that that’s what the
Leader is going to be our last conversation I think I’m going to watch this dude it is so it is so [ __ ] good I never stop fighting for my sister to come home man it’s me yeah the tea is now the tea is now being sped that was me that’s
You at the end then had a cameo at the end oh my God you would love it Joey you really would um I don’t know I I that looks interesting but like who what kind of [ __ ] dump these where are these people from that they can they’re they
Fall for a cult first of all they don’t even touch on the gender [ __ ] like that’s half of it like episode too the one like all of a sudden there’s a bomb drop spoiler art they’re like and so Jeff told me that it’s like a really feminine woman like I am actually the
Divine masculine and then he then they would like start to like cut your hair like and then it’s like I like three months later they’re like on te like change it is you think you’d be able to get into a cult absolutely You’ be tricked into a cult absolutely that’s
Basically what a fraternity is yes were you in a frat mhm which one p Sig kai no I was in Alpha Delta fi oh he’s a he’s a a gamma Queen Alpha Delta fi did you guys do gay stuff no we didn’t I didn’t think there was I didn’t hear about lot
Of gay stuff no I don’t either I think that’s old school no we did like gross stuff like what like eating stuff oh they like made you eat really disgusting things all right they put peanut butter on it like a dog and they put her in a cage next to a
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My friend was in a frat at UNH and they made him live in a basement for 7 days with no life and the brothers would piss in uh like water bottles jerk off into water bottles throw it in the basement open I have no you you want to get you want to
Get S me the splash Z please there’s an important detail my dear they would take all the trash [ __ ] whip it down there so by seven days they’d come out and be like wow they’d have B they’d have like fight clubs in the basement and this is
The this is the early 2000s Diego this is the a lot of stuff I just don’t want to say in case it gets back to her I think you should I mean like can you give us a hint uh I mean like a lot of I mean yeah it’s mostly just like eating
Gross stuff in your underwear no it’s like a hard it’s hard to explain like I I don’t know everything that’s the story for another time fisting a lot of fisting oh my God what would we do to our girls in our frats what would be our H what would be
Our hazing no I would just make them do my chores for me like okay now I need that my drag cleaning picked up that would be the best part is you just basically have like a servant yeah remember we were in Florida and we got picked up by the pledges or
No I was with Glenny and them that wasn’t me oh that was it was me Glenny zah and Marty mush we got picked up by pledges what does that mean they literally showed up they like trying to get into the Frat in like suits they pick up my 30-year-old ass so like come
On in Pat like bring me over to the Frat party I was like I am too old for this oh they picked you up why were you invited to a frat party it was part of a um like drink deal where we’ go around to different School schs and like drank and throw
These parties and they wanted to see you yeah oh my God can you imagine imagine how low the frats have fallen I watched a movie Julia Robert’s movie it’s new on Netflix it’s called Leave the World Behind I heard it was [ __ ] it was [ __ ] with Kevin Bacon and [ __ ] all them
How do you have that big of a cast and have such a sh the cast was great it’s just the movie Just it didn’t it didn’t have it never took off what do you mean it was just like the plot what you tell it says the plot of the movie what it is
And there’s like details here and there but like they like never it never like had a it’s like world [ __ ] right it never had a resolution spoil it there was no resolution the world is ending and there’s no resolution like it ended like do you think the world will end
Yeah eventually you see that thing I post on Instagram it was when you and the if we don’t get Trump back in office when you and the girlies find out you get drafted for World War III it was the three queens in the mirror like yeah um are you voting this November of
Course not why would I vote I don’t vote the votes are decided in New York we’re in a blue State we’re in L not a blue State we’re in a deep blue State deep blue yes a hue of blue like a bartool blue are you gonna
Vote um yeah I am voting just so I can have so for the just for the memes think it’s funny yeah it voting is very funny I mean we’re [ __ ] either way pretty much yeah to lose lose who’s going to try to who’s trying to be the president
Don you don’t know Donnie Donnie Donnie Don Co Donnie and the santis and sleepy just the two of them still orange and sleepy yeah why can’t no one else come up to Li for the Legacy Donnie isn’t Donnie isn’t even doing the debates he’s
Like I got this in the bag it’s just the two of them yeah that’s boring I think there’s going to be more we already saw that show I know it’s gonna suck dude watch that episode I just want the stock market to keep ripping what about these people in all
Different yeah so here we go we got the demies and we got the Reps so read them out we got Trump Nikki Haley vvec r y r whatever the [ __ ] hutchingson don’t even know who that is Blinky don’t even know who that is Rob Des sanctimonious I know I like Blinky
He looks cute can you zoom in please Chris um Chris Christie oh my God Phillips would get his dick sucked Phillips Binky would get his dick sucked where’s Phillips oh he’s the Dem look at Binky and Phillips you SM you wouldn’t smash Binky Phillips into santis I think
They were probably hot when they were like they were younger they are not hot right now they’re hot right now I like independent there’s uh RFK junor he was on Epstein playing it just came out the dropouts look at the dropouts dropouts we down it’s just all people who have quit
Barol Suarez heard Johnson Elder Pence you would suck Pence off where the third one from the left um not now I wouldn’t uh would you have the power you would no no no when he was younger who are you voting for Diego I don’t know he was
Voting for I’m not really like a big into like politics yeah but that’s like I feel like it’s normal for my age can you go pict can you can you go Binky topless if you’re into politics and young you’re mentally ill who’s this we’re looking up you’re looking a can of
I want to see if he’s shirtless in what do you do how much do you drink on the weekends Diego I’m worried about you oh he’s hot he’s not shirtless anywhere I don’t really drink that much I don’t know I can I drink but like I my
Girlfriend always says she can’t tell if I’m drunk no not drinking anymore alcohol is not Co Jewel you don’t Jewel no I don’t do any nicotine God myet I smoke weed but you you ever smok dust dust a lot of te a lot of teenagers aren’t getting into alcohol I know
They’re also not having sex I’ve heard good they’re both overrated I think so definitely dude sex is the worst weed and masturbation is the best thing you think exactly did you climax this morning yeah but it took me forever how long that’s what it was late I’m trying
To get out of porn period I was like reading about how awful porn is for you why don’t you worry about your diabetes before you worry about porn porn is terrible for you is it oh my God it’s horrific it like creates these like massive like dopamine like
Deposits Lisa an does a lot of work on that’s the softest cuest [ __ ] I’ve Heard man say if you increased ing aggression increased aggression distorted beliefs but it like makes it hard for you to come like if you watch too much porn like I shouldn’t be on Twitter scrolling
Through and like all of a sudden see someone getting blown like that’s yeah but you get that and then you get someone getting their head cut off that’s the thing with Twitter thank God for Elon am I right yeah what’ you say don’t fall anymore
Then beep I don’t know it’s bad for you you should quit I don’t do it that often I tried to jerk off yesterday I did jerk off yesterday without porn I started without what you thought I just thought about me the whole time I just I just
Thought about you I just shut my eyes I was like all right try this cuz I saw Tik Tok on it it was like it’s better to do it without it like makes sex better if you don’t watch porn cuz you’re not like you’re ever [ __ ] and then they
Like you’re thinking of a porn as you’re [ __ ] like that’s demented what are you thinking of like that happens sometimes it’s like you go back what you think of when you’re getting stuffed like a turkey and Thanksgiving weekend who were you thinking of when you’re getting pounded the
Man the man who was inside of me you were thinking about does he have does he have a disease am I yeah no that’s what I was really thinking about where’s my wallet yeah I was thinking about CL oh you ever hear the art Lang story he used
To sleep with hookers and when he would in Vegas he would get hookers and when he would get up to go to the bathroom to take a [ __ ] he was always afraid that the hookers would Rob him so he would make the hookers clap their hands the
Whole time the whole time that he was [ __ ] cuz if you clap your hands can’t pick something up and steal it so you clap your hands oh it’s a famous Hardy Lang story oh my genius it’s genius I should do that when I go up to
Go to the bathroom and some want take my fries I’ll know like no girl keep them up I haven’t counted tots too don’t touch them tater tots I ate like a disgusting Pig this weekend what you give me your food diary give me like a full actually I want like
The give me the five worst things you ate and you didn’t bring da soap and I sent you home with some no last night um I was hung over from Saturday so that was Sunday so I was um I went to Bay and we ordered Atomic Wings now n got you
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Got for you no it was for me ba and his roommate did you accelerate the rate at I feel like every once while I only I I only dabbled I don’t eat a lot I like I have like literally four wings and maybe
Like two tato so I ate and I get I get full but I it’s the fact that I ate that then I had then we ordered oh my God chicken we ordered chicken parm sandwiches ordered M squared which have this my favorite chicken parm sandwich in the world two people no there’s three
Of us uh who’s the third his one of B’s roommates oh um so that’s your one night that’s then then I had emm squared chicken porm sandwiches if you if you’re in New York City do do yourself a favor go to emm Emy Square which is like a pizza place
Around um the city there’s a few of them and get the chicken parm sandwich in a pretzel bun it’ll blow your [ __ ] balls off sounds delicious it’s unbelievable what else do you have do you have anything late night um no I usually put myself down I’ve been
Putting myself down pretty early oh I got to my pill my pills are my old apartment that’s another thing you still have your old apartment no my um the pharmacy by my old apartment got it so it’s not that bad of a binge no it is a bad binge yeah I was
Eating friy and then at the party at at the party um my friend’s mother makes these insane um sausage pin wheels and they’re the most delicious things in the world I have probably like 40 of them there’s that’s where the binge comes in yeah I went to St Ambrose overrated what
Is that the restaurant in the West Village okay me very overrated Ambrose it’s Italian Italian like highend good it’s more like I I should have [ __ ] known it’s more like trendy what is like pastas chicken parm all that stuff it’s mostly like pastas and I was just like
Yeah I was kind of disappointed wildly expensive is that where you with your family that’s where I went with the fam your parents came over and they made you sleep on the couch yeah I gave up my bed for them now did you go do you have a A
Potato Barn couch yeah oh I actually I actually own Potato Barn you didn’t hear yeah it was uh it was [ __ ] brutal what you didn’t have fun did you go see the tree what did you guys do we walked around they went shopping and [ __ ] they walked all around went out to
Eat and that was it but it was good we were surviving barcel tonight is it finale it’s the finale I’m so excited I well how great is that show we can’t really talk about cuz we don’t know who’s left in the show no it’s going to
Be great I’m so sad it’s ending like I’m really upset like I like I hate when my shows end especially for the real like the the last episode of a real show the ending hopefully this comes back again surviving bar stool but it’s been my favorite show these past two weeks have
Been my favorite times I look have something to look forward to every day not just like you know like I wake up and I get to have my favorite food or anything like it’s like it’s like it’s exciting it’s the unknown it’s like the [ __ ] best show ever and I can’t
Believe it’s ending and it goes right into our CH and whoever wins I’m definitely 100 [ __ ] Grand imagine that know I’m texting I’m have to borrow some money you you need you need 100 Grand that would be F that’s I mean that’s an unbelievable amount of money
That’s awesome what was the one that you got didn’t you win one yeah that was like 10 grand what did you win uh the first bar stool verse America you won that yeah yeah I didn’t know you won that I’m a champion who else the team
Won or did you won uh Team we each won 10 grand who was like 50 Grand or something split wow which was great it was me God I can’t remember who it was it was like me was it great it was probably $5,000 ago who was it was like Grand after tax it
Was me vibs um Kelly keegs was on it keegs who else God there was someone I don’t know that was a while ago no that was a long time ago God I’m [ __ ] I was on season two I was on season two you were on season two you talk talk about it you
Were on season 2 we got to get you on another reality show I want you on Surviving that’s been my favorite one so far you guys were on we talking it on radio no reality shows right now that I would consider going on we were talking about on radio they’re saying for the
Next bar stool surviving bar stool is like do we have an all female cast whatever there were ideas being floated around of having like 40 people and then it’s like boom elimination elimination elimination that would be sick that would be cool like in the Chicago office
Cuz it’s so big you could sleep anywhere yes yeah with anyone no did you watch squid game no I oh my god did you watch the real life one yeah that’s what I’m on right now yeah I know who wins that’s the person who isn’t the person who won the last
One didn’t they get [ __ ] like they haven’t been paid yet and they’re suing the people that never happened this is the first time they one but yeah the person that won it I haven’t seen it but it’s supposedly it’s been all over Twitter that she they’re suing them for like 4.6
Million has been what hasn’t gotten the money yet when did the show happen like months ago if they were because they got to get the money from the ratings of the show that from the advertisers into the show what even is squid like I don’t get
What it is I thought it was F the regular show no it was a movie it was like you know was it a movie or it was a Netflix series where it’s just like series they would get like poor people that are desperate and bring them to
This place and like you can win money if you play these like simple child CH like children games and then they realize once they were in it that like if you lost them you just get killed and it’s not like Black Mirror where it’s everything is like a standalone it’s a
Movie it’s like a series Ser there’s another series coming out like the season coming I watched like a couple years ago would it be out a couple years ago probably it was probably my junior year of college like two years ago is that the song yeah it’s just the
Doll sings that song yeah like these guys looks like a Suicide Squad poster character oh it’s really good if you haven’t watched it I’ll check it out and so they have a real life one but the people don’t get killed no they elated they do kill them but they theyit with a
Paintball gun in Fall the ground but it gets intense cuz it comes down to like you’re with these people for so long and then like the challenges become like okay pick someone to like like screw over in oh oh my God that’s not what I thought you were no like get
Like screw them over and they don’t win the money like eliminate them oh that’ be in the real one in the real one oh that’d be great $5 million though $5 million $5 million each person that’s eliminated is like what is it 20 grand or 10 grand and there’s like started
With like 500 or something there’s million doll like 500 people to start 500 people how long do they film this for I don’t like this is a real thing no no but in each episode in each episode like 20 people or 50 people go home and it varies at the start they eliminate
Like a 100 each episode yeah 100 episode yeah what’s the challenge that gets them eliminated they have to run and stop the first one was like oh it’s like literally like red light green light yeah that was the first challenge Red Light Green Light yeah and it’s like a
Long it’s like a football field you have to get to the end it’s like basically that’s if you move turn do turns around it it has AI or has technology where it sees like I moving so whoever moves at even the slightest bit gets [ __ ] [ __ ]
Shot should we do that here that would be fun if they did like a bartool squid game that would be great win tanker wood with like a lot of people in the like the whole office that would be amazing you know Frank wants to do uh a little
Video with us he wants us he wants us to take him um to a shop to get some new clothes oh good would you be down I would L you that’s beautiful that would be really funny should we get a guest today no for Friday no I want it to be even worse
Than this podcast all right yeah let’s get a guest let’s get um someone from the office no I hate everyone here joking well this has been lovely this has been lovely I the only reason eding it right now because I do have to ship for commercials great um thank you
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At a holiday party I feel like here you can cut R physically or like socially no socially like I feel like you can get drunk at a holiday party there you should get drunk at a holiday party I mean just have to be make your actions
Don’t like mess it up I feel like everyone there’s all these rules Don’t drink don’t talk to your boss this [ __ ] that drink cut a rug be fun confront that [ __ ] confront that [ __ ] you just can’t be the sloppy drunk you can’t be the SLO you can’t be the you can be
Drunk you can’t be drunk you never want to be the sloppy drunk I’ve never been a SL or the sloppy bottom or the sloppy bottom Diego that’s how that’s how she got through college that’s how Diego got through yeah I think if you’re going to holiday party this year I would I would
Just you know you know show respect don’t you want to know be you want to be noticed as a fun person as a team player but you don’t want to be a messy woman that that that shows that you have like um that you’re not responsible yeah do
The shot you know do the shot with the boss talk to the person you haven’t talked to from from uh from your from your supervisor yes you know grab a little grab ass from the from the secr slap the secretary’s ass just a little bit a little love tap and then you know
And then call a night don’t go crazy yeah don’t go nuts I mean don’t ask what the powder is you know I mean just take it what’s the worst that can happen buildings have naram these days do you know what I mean I think that’s important don’t sleep with a coworker
Don’t do that or do that have you done that no me either I’ve never slept with anyone I work with well not yet this is the this is your time I’ve only I’ve only hooked up with like three people in my life in your second life now the first life now the first
Life nny used to have fun I live many lives and we hope that you guys do too we’ll see you on Friday goodbye
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