Okay I’ll watch one episode chat I’ll watch one episode here we go attention Gamers the other day I logged on to League of Legends for a typical day of work on the rift ah get out this actually I don’t even know this map I played up till when Fizz came out
And a little bit more but instead of following my usual pattern of asking for more pain today was different why stay in this 15-year abusive relationship when there are other attractive candidates on the market I needed a break and just had to decide on which game to
Play oh [ __ ] a game that was made in 2008 before the era of chat GPT tricking me into thinking I’ve been talking to real women was the game I needed and just to double down on the amount of time I would be wasting by doing this I would also be playing the hardcore
Version of the game which outside of a word I type into many that sounds like a lot of uh Legend player talking to chat GPT girlfriends holy D imagine how good it is right now also a of this MMO where if your character dies you are done and
All the time you’ve spent on it goes to [ __ ] what could go wrong I knew that a no name who goes by soda Papa or something would be creating a streamer Guild with Mr K which was clearly going well he’s not dead he’s not dead I know three does he understand does heing
Understand you’re both at fault you are both ATA I do not give a dude I remember seeing him yell at him and Emy every week man and in a har in a day they will be level 50 right I’m like how the [ __ ] are they leveling this fast and they’re just getting boosted
Man why I feel like the whole part of the hardcore fun for me was leveling one through 60 not the raid part if you’re just getting boosted I feel like there’s zero point of playing hardcore I feel like that takes the whole me meaning of
It oh God okay I’m going to go and I figured I’m a regular to the big stream world so same with asmin man I really wanted to see asmin like play it out at least one time solo s but he just turned a necklaces he got his warlock to like
50 and his Warrior just got Juiced I was like dude man I wanted to see them play my shot who is this RAV guy is the league RAV guy I don’t who the [ __ ] RAV I told him was kind of a big deal in the most toxic Community online to which he
Said B player all right I’ve seen enough this is good enough all right RAV you’re in the guild welcome so it was set don’t worry during the days I will still be clocking my hours making League of Legends night I going a different identity a dwarf Hunter aka the class
Most associated with people who have room temperature IQs but they get to tame a pet and according to data only 1% of them actually survive until max level so there was only one thing left to do dude Hunter is one of the easier classes in h
How I spawn into what I can only imagine the wrong data yeah is that is that a correct data I don’t know man my wet dick off so I talk to my homeboy you’re not a [ __ ] by killing a few wolves in the area and I’ll give you
A pair of mittens which seems like a task and reward combo on par with my pledging of fraternity days back in college so should be a cakewalk svix smir nice I popped my level up Cherry a process to which it’s customary to say ding in Guild chat and if you don’t you
Are doing it wrong everyone congratulates meom Stan gives me my reward for euthanizing the Ragged [ __ ] I picked up a cute dress in the process so I was practically ready to start competing in women’s sports then we got down to business some of the local lazy as [ __ ] towns folk like we’ve
Got one hell of a trog problem rumor is Donna one of the old dwarfs had an ugly ass baby decades ago and they just left it out in the cold but its ugly Jean mutated the thing replicated and now there’s these little short AP looking [ __ ] faces that the dudes back at the
Village don’t want anywhere near their wives and it was now my problem to deal with these ugly [ __ ] swinging C bones at me I run into a few dudes who set up camp out in the woods I’m thinking to get a little nuts to butt snuggling by the campfire Brokeback
Mountain style but he who’s last name describes his facial hair tells me he Triple Dog dares me to genocide the village of trolls over there if I get close never read is that the sound Jamaican so they are probably good in bed and he can’t have them near his wife
But despite me being concerned over why all these dudes are so am I hearing right now Jamaican people are bad a bit of a Slaughter sesh he’s like dope fist bump here’s an axe which would be cool if I wasn’t a hunter where 90% of my attacks come from my gun which
Coincidentally is named the same thing I call my side chick’s ass think that’s funny do you anyways I meet my first Sensei he teaches me girl things I’m all like wax on wax the [ __ ] off homie before I have my first interaction with a female Daily Double she wasn’t the one
Then after eliminating nearly every race that could have sex with the native dwarf’s wives I just have to kill one last troll now as a Le player I’m not accustomed to the idea of other players wanting to help each other accomplish a common goal but I give it a go and
Invite them to my party the assassination of grick near the cold goes smooth as [ __ ] into that I want to thank these homeboy subbu and penis veins for their assistance but at this point I’m feeling like I’m growing out my small routs I’m able to pull so many frogs at
Once on a casting couch and after being able to finish each one of them off with these I figure it’s time to visit Sensei one more time telling I’m out this [ __ ] and take my talents to the South Beach or Dam I never thought about it that way
We never come back to the sset he’s the first guy that trained us too dumpster Wasteland of a starting zone turns out the only way out of my incest ridden Hometown is through some supposedly deadly tunnel as every time Dick and Harry is warning me against walk you
Think DW are incest I can’t get through the pass myself the drugs in the tunnel are extremely hostile so needless to say my ass cheeks were clenched going in turns out some bald child paved the way and outside of running away from one ugly wife [ __ ] it I don’t see why that
[ __ ] was so scared anyways a streamer named after Deli meets taught me that I can tag mobs and then have this 9 to5 pencil Pusher do all the work to kill them while I get all the credit which is # what does that mean Dum [ __ ] face for
A while until he ually caught on and stopped helping the gamer and me flamed the NPC and then Instant Karma head as my first real fight on this side of the tunnel was looking like my last oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he’s getting pretty low man serpent nice oh he’s charging
Arcan you got this bro oh he pulled another one never mind he’s good not even close baby then I hit the town gave all the cousins their love letters from the [ __ ] on the other side and I was ready to continue my quest in the new land now small travel tip if you’ve
Never been to coros what did he say not even close these were some of the most lazy drunken [ __ ] I’ve ever met they had me running around doing dog [ __ ] errands for them like picking up the box of condoms that in keeper Bim left at the campsite real boring stuff and I was
Planning to leave and hit up that Forest that literally says of crate where did he get boxes of saw the most beautiful piece of ass in a Yeti cave wow it was instant chemistry wow wow he’s in wow that is until she got some of Daddy’s bag and then I was practically
Invisible to her so I knew just the way to get her attention put myself in danger in a one lifee version of the game so she has to save me it didn’t work and I’ve deemed tall Queen Sarah a gold digging [ __ ] because of it damn dude that’s like the Twitter
Girls he literally giv money and she never talks him anymore that is until she got this is their only fans right here some of Daddy’s bag and then I was practically invisible to her of the game so she had I want you to know that okay if you’re my if you
Were you know [ __ ] it if you want to support them support them but don’t expect to like date them after giving them like money okay has to save me it didn’t work and I’ve deemed tall Queen Sarah a gold digging [ __ ] because of it anyways I’m get a real girlfriend it’s a
Waste of money he left a box of nudes in a cave and now some he left a box of nudes in there something like this even touched me I would be days dead and [ __ ] over with a pissed off Papa soda to report too so I really only had one option
But I had a plan is he going to cut it all the way to that guard or dude you know you can just wait for him and grab the the [Laughter] nudes holy [ __ ] this guy made a trip for that Quest dude he probably helped all the dwarves and the Gnomes get that
Boxer free while he’s busy doing this godamn that’s right even a random Normie whispered me in amazement of my raw masculinity and let’s just say the box of tund secured now to all the women in my life who said I was awful at finding that right spot I’ll have you know that when
It comes to getting beasts to the literal perfect pixel will do my work for me I was a pro I had my first run in with a Chinese bot who stole a chest from me oh [ __ ] that’s not a Chinese that was actually malachite that’s my friend right there yeah same name
Malite after more Mindless questing I hit Level 10 which to those of you who didn’t waste half your childhood playing this game is a big deal for hunters because it means you can learn how to domesticate a beast to be your pet first you have to prove yourself fit to be a
Father to Sensei few temporary bastards which is kind of like in Middle School where they give you that crying doll as a lesson to teach you to use condoms and in some cases here I even had to deal with the jealous best friend once this
Guy loves condom it was time to find my soul made and I already knew what I wanted oh that’s a good boy right There a [ __ ] pig I named my big black pig Howie and with that A New Life Adventure about to Blossom a short King Ginger and the thing that would ultimately be responsible for wiping the Guild in a raid attention Gamers previously on my break from playing one trash game to
Playing another trash game I made a dwarf Hunter without eyelids and applied to join soda Poppin Guild consisting of some of the internet he not have eyelids you’re right some of the most famous pairs of pay wall tits and some other in confident bumbling Muppets you actually kill me
You my new friends were initially hesitant to watch my journey join soda our’s only fangs Guild here’s the first episode epis in documenting the journey oh God R made a video attention Gamers the uh are we watching this but they all left episode one a satisfied customer bro this is such good editing
And such a good script man I spawned into coldridge butthole defended the local dwarfs against the ugly evolved harambes trying to bang their wives and completed arguably the hardest challenge in hardcore wow making it to level 10 on a hunter I enslaved a black pig named
Him ho and together we were ready to continue our journey as the only only fangs guild member to still not have received his invite to the guild Discord server me and hoe were now ready to tear this Narnia Wasteland a new [ __ ] when I realized I was missing something wait
A minute turns out these entitled swine can actually run away this just pissed me off and I knew things would have to change no more cute nicknames for my kids no more soft parenting as someone who grew up in the ’90s and is now playing an old day version of World of
Warcraft in his 30s I’d say I turned out so nothing but tough love for my pig son moving forward I made him kill his family as punishment for my first son that’s a but I soon found out I have to keep these stupid animals Happy by feeding them and apparently the only way
To do that is to go into this Lord of the Rings looking man-made Mountain [ __ ] to visit Bella a California 2 out of 10 at best to teach you how to put food in your little [ __ ] mouth you will now be able to feed your pet she
Also taught him how to growl which meant that no Beast would ever attack me again turns out similar to me having abilities these swine flu spreaders can learn some too except the process to get them is the most convoluted [ __ ] ever you have to pay to put your own
Child in daycare then you have to do research on what wild animals can teach you skills as if this is some religious avatar the Last air bender [ __ ] lore so I finally find a bear and start to tame him so that I can learn oh [ __ ] those guys are toxic
Hey you get back here you make to my wife then I have to find a whole different species to tame so that I can teach my own remedial child how to bite and apparently the only type of wolves that know this are the starving kind who have watched way too much Mean Girls
Movies growing up that they only Patrol in groups I had to execute 200 IQ strategies to divide and conquer the group straight what quest is he doing I’ve never had to kill Napoleon kill off Regina George and then ultimately tame the orphan basic [ __ ] I train Howard except for the fact that
He didn’t want to learn by it and he was too stupid to learn claw I had to build something called loyalty level before he would use his [ __ ] mouth so I made him genocide his entire family every time he would be hungry I would feed him the meat of his dead relatives until
Finally the walking piece of bacon learned how to bite oh man so in 45 minutes of making zero progress on my own journey I taught her entitled Pig how to bite great game design blizzard now if you paid attention in history class you know about the famous shot her
Round the world but if you didn’t it sounded like this and this and this and I was sick of my ears bleeding after only 11 levels of this so I made a deal with a pigtailed [ __ ] to send me to the land of the big sexy elves where
This tall drink of milk taught me how to use B so the sour on my [ __ ] she also told me a Chad with a seemingly madeup name and the forge of irons can teach me how to hold the big axes so I made a quick stop at bully
Whiff’s place on the way home supposedly there’s a sophisticated subway system in this game that is safe as long as you don’t make ey contact with the homeless Hood Lums down there and the ride is full of dank scenery this took me the town known for being the biggest hangout
Place for players for its appearance in a South Park episode and for housing the most cringeworthy role playing scenarios but as I was just taking Howard for his morning walk because I now know that little [ __ ] will run away if I don’t give him a good good life I stumble
Across a wanted poster hoger I barely know her hoger is basically the final boss for most 9-year-olds wow experience there’s only 55 creatures who have more kills to their name and while I wanted to ask for help I know some guy y he’s rank 56 holy moly on the internet would
Say something stupid about Glory if I did so there was only one thing to Do oh [ __ ] not good There it is I officially beat World of Warcraft but turns out hoger has Jack [ __ ] on the concept of caves when it comes to casualties in this game the problem here is you can just walk and dip your toes in the murder scene for a bit and then you turn back around and
Guess who’s back here’s Johnny many great men before me have failed here but the guy in town needed those boxes of Hillary Clinton’s email on [ __ ] what side note if you run into me in the world and don’t pet Howard you are essentially dead to me anyways after a
Bit of casual everyday small talk with the normies I was on my way but here’s the thing I was here which is here and I needed to get here this meant the next hour of my life would consist of running through tunnels and Crossing very dangerous zones yeah at one point Howard
[ __ ] around and most definitely found out oh [ __ ] # perfect parenting moment this brought me to the wetlands which is not only the perfect way to describe a room of women when this choed ungroomed budget Ed Sheeran walks through the door but it’s also a deadly
Place for anyone my age to walk through thankfully Hunters are easy mode so I had the thing that tells me when I’m about to drive by a cop plus I was nuts to butts with this big piece of I candy the whole time so I made it with ease
Wow all that was left to do was board the Mayweather put on my Christopher Columbus cosplay and I would arrive in the wrong [ __ ] city after a totally not frustrated Google search I found the right boat and with it we were at the shores of Darkness now I guess word got out
That a voiceless faceless League of Legends YouTuber would be making a documentary on this Guild’s journey and now all these big shots started joining ay they could have made a movie about this man’s death in hardcore and it would have sold more copies than Barbie
Then we had Azie a man who knows both the feeling of reaching max level and also dying at max level because he can’t keep his damag dick in his pants turns out the season Fame boys of HC W have something known as streamer Benny’s while they tag mobs and then have
Multiple max level characters kill them at just the right point to give them full experience result super optimized efficient way to level up all while I just spent the last minutes wondering who the [ __ ] is dying to a school of fish but yeah some of these streamer
Benny strats looked insane what did this monster number 2,482 did there how do you die to a school of fish but yeah some of these streamer Benny strats looked insane I saw one dude and his friend going full-blown Hitler on some harpies and got him to
Level 18 in just over 4 hours dude hosy died so many times in insane I felt like I was going pretty fast as a level 14 so I had to compare I couldn’t pinpoint exactly what was holding me up in terms of leveling speed but the good news was that I was
In darkshore this place breeds easy quests like Los Angeles breeds porn stars who failed at being actors you just tickle a few Beach whales tell this bridge chump that his dead wife doesn’t want to see him anymore and it is just an why you are here
At one point I ran into Wy doing a streamer Benny Strat and as a guildy I figured I would go introduce myself hey gildy I’m not very good but my mom says with the joke what do you call a guild that runs three rested in
The comp a tree s he flat out ignored me so I threw heat his way and later had a chat where I said don’t you ever let your future Fame make you think your own speedrunning goals are more important than laughing at a random Guild’s awful joke
Damn that’s I was jealous of his leveling speed so I figured I would try out his Strat except the guy who I have killing my mobs didn’t know he was part of my Strat that didn’t last long but I felt bad and after the little garden
Gnome told me had the same thing with I used to be a big fan of only for him to drag the entire [ __ ] cave down to me while saying I have problems this little green-haired ninny muggins was bad news he kept trying to dry hump rocks as a
Bug to get out of the cave faster and all I wanted to do was be done with him and put anything that happened between us in the past but Howard and I had business to attend to on the other side of Azeroth I entered Westfall with one
Objective to find a defas Trapper this is known as the most deadly mob in all of Hardcore wow outside of falling or drowning no other thing has taken more lives and wasted more virgin’s time than a defas Trapper and there was only one thing to Do oh [ __ ] he un sist fied or what oh [ __ ] he’s fist fighting he’s level 17 though and this is a green m still very brave of Him there it is boom I kneeled as Victor in front of my defeated opponent knowing what this momentous event would mean you were now looking at the most deadly creature in all CH I got to say is it just me or one through like
20 wow goes by so fast and it’s fun man that 40 through 50 range oh God or 50 to 60 dude that part takes so [ __ ] long to level maybe you guys call me weak but dude I I don’t like the 53 60 it takes so long man so [ __ ] long and I’ve
Done so many hardore character and it takes so long 35 Plus is suicidal range I hate it yeah it takes so long the low level the last few level it takes so long man I hate 30 to 40 front of my defeated opponent CH do we watch the full thing what are we
Thinking how many more episodes are there episode three attention Gamers previously on my therapist’s recommendation to escape the pain that comes from playing League of Legends every day by playing a 20-year-old buggy game with a bunch of Internet famousy boys and girls I enslaved a pig as my
Pet who immediately abandoned me so I got a second with a new parenting style focused around tough love I wasted way too much time trying to teach him new skills and then I wasted more hours learning how big this fantasy world of Azeroth is and how long it takes to travel
I speed leveled at 1110th the speed of the BigTime famous wow players in the guild who ignored me when I tried to make a good first impression by telling them jokes I gained some Street crit in goldshire by teabagging a rebellious rabbit named hoger and then I challenged
The most deadly mob in all of wow to a butt naked bear knuckle Mara to which I was successful and claimed the title of biggest badass in Azeroth I quickly started to realize the consequences of my new title for starters Howard’s cousins were starting to act jealous of him being adop by such
A big dick swinger I had to remind him that barking [ __ ] get stitches and the only thing they will ever amount to is having their liers used in a pie baked by some Farm hone named after salmonella I too was getting more attention as everyone wanted to take
Down West fall and after seeing all the [ __ ] ways people are actually being killed during duel and clips I wasn’t about to trust this fully World buff level 12 even if she was a little fan maybe be a big fan And subscribe to the channel Miss chilua anyways I learned
From a man who doesn’t know know how to pronounce defas the defas front is constantly shifting that my recent Victory took a bloody [ __ ] on the reputation of the biggest gang in West fall and now we were in a full-blown gang war many members of the gang can be
Tracked by the red leather bandanas they wear this was music to my ears as I had no problem big dick string into their shitty Barns and demanding they give me their bandanas Howard however was iffy on messing with a gang but I reminded him where he’d be without me we busted
That joint and I was ready to start collecting my prizes invent but this particular Mission wasn’t all rainbows and shower sex no we had our fair share of casualties as I ran into one of Gandalf’s testicles who was fatally wounded he was laying there bleeding out still barely connected to the world I
Demand his Oho poetic Famous Last Words 555 will be remembered and bowed to avenge this leprechaun’s life and raid the panty drawers of the dead [ __ ] I’ve killed inventory is the initial plan was to be merciful and execute a quick and painless genocide of their ranks but after seeing how they just
Left Odin mmn to bleed out was enough to spark my villain Arc the Humane ways of killing gang members was over I would set fire traps and lure these Co aware dagger douchebags into them laughing at them while they slowly burned to death until I gathered every last bandana only
To be thanked in the most generic way ever nice work person but more work was to be done they sent me to a seemingly abandoned town to slaughter some of their civilians and I thought everyone had fled due to the war but as I was about to check the local pub I heard
Whispers turns out a surprise party featuring my own funeral was planned and I wasn’t about to RSVPs with my plus one sh Psy [ __ ] 360 no scoped my way into that bad decision almost got myself killed for the sake of this clip but it all worked out it was at this time where
My Guiles said there’s proverbial cake in the break room which in this case meant World Buffs on a roof which was dank as I got to meet the the fellas in person and they gave me a bunch of Buffs that made me run faster attack harder
And turn into Keanu Reeves at this point grian wanted me to waste the next 30 minutes of my life walking to a random town and I was about to tell him to [ __ ] off until he said this there is a rogue by the name of Wy who owes me a favor
And the Curiosity of why this grown man owed him was enough for me to get that cardio session in I met oneeyed Willie and he told me the whole backstory a random lady overheard and even she was shocked to hear Gran was into that stuff anyways it turns out you can’t visit a
Small incest ridden town as keano Reeves and not be asked to do a few this guy calls every town incest town man things for them a little boy named sea get to second base with her if he found her Taylor Swift bracelet in the lake so of course I had to wingman the
Little horn dog out except he lacked a bit in the RIS Department are we allowed to say inscest in uh twitch or is that a DS word that only League of Legend people can use had me be the one to give it in those kind of Stu was trying to
Make moves you have a sturdy pair on you so if you’re interested then some called girl said her fat ass husband left his lunch at home and now I was going to be his Uber e that do you like it when I call you inbred though clet you [ __ ]
Inbred flowers for me and I’m thinking I already helped a tween perv touch his first te you can fix your own marriage dude so I went back to Westfall with the gang information I got from the guy who went blind from that twitchcon Edwin vanle was our Target and he said dank
Now I need you to waste an extraordinary long amount of time on the dumbest [ __ ] Quest ever where you mug a dude on his morning walk which could be anywhere in this entire after three short eternities I found him turns out my time is about as valuable as a screen
Door on a submarine to our twitch con pervert grind as he didn’t even need that messenger when they got all the info they needed from some dude that got fed up with politics preventing his promotions in the def us gang so now he was going to agree to show me at Howard
Where his boss SEC little [ __ ] and thus my final orders were given Edwin vanle must be assassinated now a few things needed to happen before I could take down this gang leader van queif guy first I had to wait for my 20th birthday wow this meant I could learn
New party tricks like aspect of the cheetah which is quite possibly the best ability in the game for example let’s say you were alone in a bar thinking about what it would be like to not be an alcoholic when a certified B sends you this you get up wave to the guys that
You single-handedly keep employed and Then I’m fast as [ __ ] boy I’m fast as [ __ ] boy except when you get there she’s actually not alone and there’s also a [ __ ] child and Chris Hansen is there in a [ __ ] the second thing I needed was a group as Vander que cakes hangs out in a dungeon which meant
We would need more people but we ran into a logistical issue I can’t find a tank but uh would you mind if we did four four GPS and a Healer now a little wow 101 for the viewers who have actually had sex before in World of Warcraft dungeons typically require one
Guy to take the hits one guy to heal the hits and three guys to deliver the hits but in this case we couldn’t find the most important guy so winging it was the suggestion but considering this is Hardcore wow and papaa would be mad if we died doing something dumb like this
There was only one appropriate response rap says let’s [ __ ] send it baby we greet each other like killer ninjas he pets Howard we Zone it and prepare ourselves for what will undoubtedly be the hardest thing we’ve ever done well kind of the defas [ __ ] kept sending more and more gang members to
Stop us but we eventually made it into a sh Titanic replica that a bunch of goblins were Building inside a giant cave until all that was left was us and Eddie un May challenge the Brotherhood there it is he fell with ease as he was no match
To our five Gamers hyped up on power gum and as I approached his dead corpse knowing that I just ended the entire gang war that was started from me naked bare knuckle brawling one of his peans I would take his head back as a sign of my ictory I can’t car
Anymore I’d like to thank the brave Soldiers for their help in that mission tonight to give only fangs their first big victory in Azeroth sending the World of Warcraft and all of its [ __ ] NPC gangs a message that this Guild full of legitimate morons will one day conquer
All wow great episode smoke what’s Up this the next one chat attention Gamers previously on my 12-step program to find Joy again through video games by taking breaks from being told to buy noes on Amazon from League players to make the best hardcore wow documentary Series in the Eastern kingdoms I got in
A naked slap battle with a dagger douche which sparked a historically large gang war I became the biggest Hitman in westf killing every last red bandana little [ __ ] until one finally showed me where I could find their leader I teamed up with my first guildy for a covert group
Operation the dead minds and take down the leader of their cute little book club which was a great success in the first step toward putting only fangs on the map turns out our Triumph in the deadmines was followed by some dark times for The Guild some of us were
Finding out the hard way that they aren’t the only thing who can summon slaves to do their slaughtering others were learning that if something casts a single spell for 12 seconds it’s probably not going to feel nice when it comes out young Jeffy learned that hord
City Guards will attack you from bum fck Egypt and then others who had add-ons making their mini map look dank and their action bars look like a lost and found table seemingly forgot to make use of the most important add-on refresh and I think the realities
Of wow was taking its toll on the wellbeing of that was the slowest reaction I’ve seen in my life this resulted in an emergency meeting where we all got called into the principal’s office to hear this how many people have died in the past day do you
Guys even give a Howard was struggling as well you see after news got out that he attended the vancle gang bang let’s just say he was absolutely drowning in pig puss but these Westfall Hogs clearly aren’t tested so he was having goria shits every few seconds like they were
Hiccups but with herpes I was starting to learn more about how the wow Community behaves for example when someone has a tag on a quest mob you need they will ignore you because they a Chinese bot or B B total Giga Chads stopped their kill in the middle of the
Fight CC the Barney cosplaying merlock while they remember how to invite other people to their little murder date this is so true some of to take forever these guys are nice they’re are some [ __ ] that don’t ever [ __ ] invite you so you can get credit and I think these are
The people who should be recognized anyways our Fe Guild leader decided to reward me for not dying by making my weapon look like a flaming hot Cheeto and even though as a hunter this effectively would do nothing for me the style points have been treating every fight like I was recording trashy kills
For a Halo to on I had some loose to tie up in the 50 Shades of Gray Forest starting with a genocide of these Thugs who had a fetish for saying weird [ __ ] as you killed them mommy but in reality I was there to apparently grow old and die wondering
How the hell to do this Quest I was on I euthanized at least two Baker dozen of those [ __ ] my mini map looks like the grammar police had a group orgy on it looking into this bowl wasn’t exactly helpful how hard I should get and these books
Were trying to grab a handful of dwarf dick every time I walked by I decided to just move on an uneducated man and challenge myself to what my guide warned me was a quest that is too hard to solo and I soon found out that’s because it’s almost impossible to
Not die of boredom watching this short King Joe Biden just walk around in circles trying to remember his own name for 20 minutes looking for some old pelvis phone only to remember he left it at his side Ho’s house I gave him the name of a dementia medicine and decided
I had about up of dark Shore and onto a city named astrona emphasis on the ass oh [ __ ] but I was here for one thing and that was to help my homeboy cure his [ __ ] of some crippling STD he gave her the initial gamer fuel we tried didn’t
Made me go to a little swamp Island to pick up a glowing Godzilla Tic Tac I’m not sure why the horn dog thought this would work but here is where I also learned this was a daughter father relationship which makes this whole situation A bitange but if he’s going to
Be loyal to one hoe in a town that is just crawling with local talent I guess I can look past incest and go pick some sparkling Pond pubes for us to try that didn’t do [ __ ] for the entitled ho so I was like sorry Mr White Moon your weird
Quasi illegal sexy stepdaughter a kink you had going on is just going to have to stay on pause as I gave them the doctor disrespect proverbial firm handshake and pieced out of there you see I booked a Carnival Cruise back to the other continent instead where I generously handed out some high level
Hunter tips to a normi I made a quick pit stop in because I saw brother pass by was in mon to know if Rose’s ass was as dank as it was in the movie but all he would say was I’ll need a fresh drink if I’m to get a handle on this hangover
And continue my tail and as someone who attended at least one year of college I knew just how to fix that situation it was around this time where I think I survived my first assassination attempt oh [ __ ] now I want to note that if you ever see someone struggling out in the world
Because some giant terrifying Pew Bush of algae whose favorite game is apparently peekaboo a bunch of Ratchet rabbits the best thing to do is run up there and give her some emotional support yes you could help but you know how the saying goes byy a man of fish he eats for a day
Let a rogue die from over pulling they roll of priest when they go again but the holy this guy watch someone die to leave my incest fetish homie so urgently was to visit this make a wish City that I stopped by in his keano Reeves last episode because Howard
Was starting to look a bit dated like he was in dire need of the latest iOS update so we agreed to me getting a hall pass if it meant me teaching him new tricks and I knew exactly who I wanted to use it on oh [ __ ] he wants the big boy I knew
From using my toilet time by reading hardcore wow forums that this particular pig doesn’t [ __ ] around so I thoughtfully played it pretty well dazing him and then putting the bacon over eyes to which he still came out and slapped me for half my health before to be my
[ __ ] I was starting to worry I would enjoy having such a powerful Pig too much and that a tough breakup conversation was in store psych I named this smelly bastard little slave and tried everything in my power to get his ass killed only for Blizzard’s buggy ass code to make
Everything attack me instead the second I got what I needed from him I commanded him to run in the lake and drown himself I reunited with Howard held up on my end of the deal and guiltily told him about my infidelity I could see the look in
His eyes and even though I didn’t agree I knew this was something he had to do oh sir the Howard’s so little and cute until some [ __ ] Good Samaritan decided to come and completely [ __ ] on Howard’s Glory but we all know who would have won that fight right guys but
Howard’s Revenge aside it was a big day for us as we had to attend our first streamer Guild meeting I was excited to be a part of such an elite group until the meeting consisted of 3 hours of Mind numbing yelling mainly coming from some guy named Russell so I had to outplay
The mechanic and then try to sneak out but Howard’s growing Fame had me busted and I wasn’t going to deny him pets from this chick so I went back Lear never tried of that meeting again a few moments later we might have to get out of here you know I’m really upset about
My whole pizza party Friday thing I don’t care that is entirely unacceptable behavior of chance and I complely like I’m having such a bad day like I out here too R’s vibing dude but in my defense it’s because I heard Papa soda say this uh and Target dummies are
Required from now on so I spent the rest of the meeting leveling my engineering and considering I started that ear bludgeoning experience where I had to apologize to my headphones afterwards I came out of it with some dank ass Shades Plus Engineering turned out out to be the bee’s knees considering on deadly
Four packs after I nuked the little gray ball sack in the back I can hit a fat AOE Wombo Combo with my man talking about so long I think I missed out all of these cuz I was in the hardcore tournament while this was happening and since this is just a
That’s when everyone was saying am going to only boyy would never know here’s another one when you are running past a class who can give Buffs turning around to help them kill their mob will psychologically outplay them into giving you their Buffs without even having to ask
It works every time for example I wanted this mage’s intellect buff easy godamn peasy just help him nuke that bird and Walla you have your buff turny buff me [ __ ] anyways it was time for me to lose my duskwood virginity which in this case meant having to turn the brightness
On my screen just about to Max settings so I could see more than 10 ft in front of out Fitch’s BFF is now a Hermit who needs help wiping his own ass not to mention Joe Biden’s speech writer lives out here I can’t escape them monsters in
Raven Hill and oh couldn’t be only harmless Jitters I quickly learned that while in the US you drive on the right side of the road and in some EU countries you get the left side of the road but in duskwood you stay the [ __ ] off the road entirely because of a big
Walking Godzilla sperm cell named Stitches who kills more World of Warcraft Gamers than the concept of loneliness itself he is so deadly that one of the four hardcore servers you can always tell when he’s around because you’ll walk by some [ __ ] and notice she stopped and turned around
To see what happens to you and that’s when you should immediately know that the patrolling jiz rag is close oh [ __ ] and while me and Howard might not be the heroes that dark Shire wants tonight we would be the heroes that they need episode five attention gamers previously on my hardcore wow journey
And only fangs I visited the land of the big sexy elves to help an old friend get his pimping business off the ground by trying to cure one of his lazy employees who was also his daughter Howard and I had a brief break up where I had a one
Night stand with a burnt pig named Belly Grub before reuniting with my favorite black swine and letting him get his revenge we had our first Guild meeting to which I still miss those brain cells I lost during that 3-hour rage Yelp Festival I entered the deadly Forest where a patrolling diabetic Elite gist
Stain kills dozens of half AFK players every day and I decided that I would where does this guy come up with his Awards this is what League Of Legend players say psych it was all for the clip take notes lazy ho that’s how to be a proper hooker and while I promise
You’ll see the epic battle with the Stitch [ __ ] soon enough I had some dangerous matters to attend to before I first had to find AAL redid Canyons I should play league on to learn some new words man I feel like I learned a lot from this guy help
I wanted my glory so my plan was to path through the low-level simp bunnies in a way where his younger ass couldn’t follow but he arrived in time to ask me to make this assassination into a group project I remember how I felt when that Chinese bot gave me the shaft on the
Beach so I let my people pleasing personality get in the way of Glory but I figured I would get an intellect buff out of it only to stand there waiting to be blessed like I was speaking a different [ __ ] language before eventually deeming it a lost cause just
Confirming that the biggest noobs play Mages in this game outstanding anyways the leveling guide that my virgin ass paid money for was now telling me to skip the next Quest if I lack confidence and I’m thinking clearly I think I’m a [ __ ] but I quickly learned it’s because between the
Groups and the patrols you can quickly find yourself in a worse spot than a raw cucumber in an all female prison and this proved to be the case during one fight when Howard chose to be negligent after I told him to come back to deciding to invite the entire
Neighborhood over to say hey and this was going to be the end I thought my piece of [ __ ] Pig was low I had two on me with a Caster coming and there were logistical issues with my Escape Route but that’s when I remember the wi words of papaa Target dummies are
Required this bought me enough time to survive and then even though Howard wasn’t as lucky a sexy elf who identifies as a cat agreed to be my interim pet until the battle was over wow needless to say I expected more out of Howard but I also knew I was just as
Much to blame for being a bad trainer this was where I lost my macro writing virginity jotting down two genius lines of Elon Musk quality code that will one day save me and my RAID from Howard’s occasional attitude problems and like a true software engineer I had to test my
Code Howard sendeth Howard cometh I would say to ensure it will work and after 2 minutes of feeling like a code hacker genius I was ready to [ __ ] up Fang honestly when you’re little and you’re making macro you don’t feel like you’re a code hacker this Quest is supposed to be hard
But something about the adrenaline from my near-death experience and the confidence I got from writing codes so good it could probably self-drive cars with a few more lines this whole battle was easy breezy beautiful Covergirl but me gracefully moonwalking through content was about to end as my
Own Survival was now going to rely on some random normies I hired off the streets to fight in the red Ridge war against these Trend taking ogres and considering our first pull was less organized than asmin Gold’s bedroom I had my concerns the Mage was polymorphing targets with 3% health and
The Warlock was playing his own solo adventure and fearing his mob into other Orcs when he wasn’t too busy disconnecting from the McDonald’s Wi-Fi so let’s just say we weren’t going to be pushing Arena rating with this mle crew but as a League of Legends player I’m used to dealing with inbred donkey
Teammates and so I figured I would just show how equipped I am to properly lead in a way that ay could only dream of assassination this definitely better than my second task with these twerks was to loot orbs off on wearing dresses 1 2 3 but for a lack of better
Words [ __ ] got real when we entered the castle another group was trying to rescue Fiona slay the Dragon 2 and I decided to be chivalrous while arranging a safe plan to collude so that everyone would get their nut this was great until we somehow nabbed the tag and they got
Pissy and decided to flee the crime scene what started as a two group raid to kill a single Elite mob was now a board certified [ __ ] and there were about to be casual the startled Muppet was running away from us and behind walls making any chance of receiving heels of pipe dream
He had two on him with four Health when I randomly had a revelation I sh PO on a donkey watch the target of angry orc number four swap to it and I’m proud to Tar are shitfest of stonewatch keep Legend has it that imagine there was no taret dummy in
Hardcore holy [ __ ] the amount of times I would have died probably who abandoned ship is still fleeing like vaginal cowards to this day I never used back to the city because some [ __ ] was going down in the Stormwind basement and some arrogant douchebag needed help you probably won’t make a difference
Turns out the refugee defy us [ __ ] stains from the gang war I presumptuous royal family slaves and yes I’m allowed to say that is [ __ ] nuts actually the orders were to slaughter these [ __ ] and aside from a slight disagreement on how fast or slow we should be doing it as if my
Group was a married couple arguing in the bedroom the mission was a great success I must say after a half hour I hardly expected you to come out I wanted to tell that oneeyed bastard that it was actually only 23 minutes but after having successfully LED two teams
Through group content I had some words for someone else do you actually think you’ll be the better hunter in only Fame do you actually think you’ll be the better Hunter oh dude I’m going to smash yeah don’t worry about me I just want to show you something okay this is what you’re
Up against we’re talking about clearing MC now for those of you non-w players his response in the form of a flex was not only like repping a croud badge of unintentional celibacy but it was also pretty much the equivalent of showing that he scored A600 on his SATs and
Effectively no one in the world has done better but what he didn’t know was what he was up against is uh what the [ __ ] this guy RAV is Juiced that’s right a blushing Hunter who may or may not have run out of arrows and had to resort to playing
Melee Hunter for half the dungeon to which I still top charts [ __ ] so all I’m saying is it’s going To Be Lonely at the Top for me Meanwhile my other guildies were throwing a raging house party in goldshire when papaa was out of town and considering the amount of drugs
And sex that was taking place some of the officers were not happy we are in only fang man take some that and as a role model in this Guild I just want to say I don’t condone this partying behavior and I’m disappointed in anyone who was there instead of
Leveling leader knew I was grinding my short dwarf dick off instead of partying he met me deep in the moist marshes and gave me a gift Ooh damn I didn’t know how to thank him and all I could think of was to show him that when he said Target D are required I listened now since I know my audience isn’t all wow Geeks let me explain the reason why I was [ __ ] my pants over
This item for starters it was purple quality which outside of some rare super virginity scenarios is the best type of item you can get in the game and second it was a weapon the combination of these two things meant that it would sell for over a gold to a local bow connoisseur
And I’d be 1% closer to getting my Mount farewell no way he saw that it was also around this time that I hit Level 30 this meant I could meet up with a slender male elf sex doll in the middle of bum ability called called Fain death oh
My God the best way I can describe why this is valuable holid penguin has a fatty and then be like op just kidding homie and he won’t want to beat me up anymore if people want to ignore Howard and his contributions I can now let them hit
Voicemail and say you will be dealing with my pig from now on anyways I had one final piece of business in this fantasy land forest and that was to finally help my homeboy cure his daughter SL stripper lover of her AIDS he claimed this was finally the medicinal fix to were whing
Around damn I wasn’t impressed but I couldn’t stay any longer as I had to meet up with a few guildies for an organized coup against the Civilized Pigs and the Razer Fen crawl but as we were waiting I was presented with a proposal oh [ __ ] a duel to the death
Guilty versus guilty loser will have to delete their character these are strictly prohibited in the guild as the one and only time this happened before Dad’s reaction went something like this you’re both at you are both at fault I do not give AOW he a cow oh God okay I’m going to go
And after sinking over 50 hours of game time into this character there was only one thing to do s looked like he was going to throw up man he was pissed man Warrior versus Hunter that’s a brave Warrior Man does he not even have Berserker Dam I’m surprised he got a
Battle S charge off F death merry Ras oh it’s getting kind of close Dynamite some may call it the start of a villain Arc Others May say it was you’re think the 11 month man respect rav’s wrath I appreciate It not bad RAV not bad RAV the Avatar Earth fire fear long ago Gamers live together in harmony Chang when video games became microtransaction ridden sweaty over stimulation piss fests with toxic turbo virgin players only blizzard devs creators of the best mmor RPG in 2004 as well as many sexual harassment lawsuits
Could bring joy back to Gamers and when the world needed them the most they released another retail expansion close to 100 years pass and the wild Community discovered a new hardcore game mode where death equals delete and one mistake means months of your life wasted a official servers were
Created and named after the most dangerous creatures in their Universe defas Pillager the proverbial fire Benders of Westfall Skull Rock a cave that Alliance players use in arguments to prove that horde players are the reason shampoo has to come with instructions nekros a washed up Wetlands Commander surrounded by an army of his
Simps and Stitches the most deadly Patrol south of the Azeroth equator a weaponized diabetic jiz stain with a zero to 60 on par with a modern-day Tesla whose favorite game is surprise you’re a dead [ __ ] oh [ __ ] F together these creatures have made hardcore wow a giant waste of
Time for countless kids but only RAV master of all four deadly things that dumb players die too can stop them holy what a tie up their reputation from being aristic ass hats and the average experience can be best this guy has some great story building at least once a [Laughter]
Week died in a but unfortunately for Miss Sizzle tits here I’ve already killed her boss’s boss’s boss when I was still a we little lad so her attempts were nothing more than laughable back to Ellen for you [ __ ] damn mastering Skull Rock was equally as uneventful as a YouTuber boxing match as
I was basically the LeBron James of dwarfs entering a Catholic grade school dribbling contest to the point where none of these Orcs from Mordor or their blue [ __ ] even wanted to make I contact with me on my way in the main threat in here is a man whose name could
Be some Urban Dictionary slang for a blow job and while yes he’s a big threat the thing responsible for more deaths is actually the genie that he’s let out of number one I figured it’d be appropriate to let the pets play with each other and then when he tried to pick a
Fight with a pig I got pissed thinking you wouldn’t have the balls to attack a grown man like that and he was going to pay the price obviously the age Gap made mastering this element a bit easy necros the first EU realm is appropriately where [ __ ] got messy my
Initial Scouting Report showed that Commander cuck sakir definitely won the popularity contest in terms of how many butt buddies he had surrounding him I pulled up a conversation as context into the deadliness of this man where some [ __ ] wanted to group up to take him
Down I asked how many he has he said he wanted to go with four little fearing [ __ ] I this this was one of the harder ones for sure negative GH I was Sting fighting thisy then ran into their little rig group on my way to Glory [ __ ] I figured I would clear the
Backside and then spectate their attempt to see what I was dealing with when I accidentally did this oh [ __ ] clearly this touched a nerve not only with neck Rush’s book club but also with the [ __ ] boys who did days of prep for this Mission way to wasteing sloppy
Slaughter between the 16 of them and it was at this point almost 4 weeks into my World of Warcraft Journey that I ran into my first League of Legends player anyways it was once again my turn to master the third hardcore element all while I was being called a huntard and I
Will always be confused why people say Hunters are an easy Class yeah this is way harder when I saw that I didn’t play a hunter I nabbed me the cabesa for my credit and then because I’m Petty I shared my Triumph with the lead player and then there were Stitches the hardest of the hardcore elements to master there’s no one that
Solo stitches that guy is impossible to solo this weaponized Godzilla sperm cell has a body count that can only be rivaled by Logan Paul’s fiance no San human attempts to kill this in constant fear of him getting the munchies and most conversations with this jailbroken ball of jizz typically result in a
Target dummy angle where you just hope to have gotten enough Distance by the time he starts chasing you again after how easy mastering the first three hardcore bosses were I went into this with confidence okay what is the level Gap though cuz he’s blasting all ball of pussing with
Howard already having taken a bloody beating I was forced to run away and reconsider if I had what it takes to be the hardcore Avatar I went full-blown Pimp My Ride Howard Edition my uncle started infusing my items with pheromones and all sorts of little [ __ ] Buffs all for my rematch a
Local Pastor gave Howard the stamina he would need to be in the ring with that monster and then there was just one last thing I needed oh [ __ ] given to me by papaa himself who at this time was learning that I was about to fulfill my destiny
As the hardcore Avatar [ __ ] RAV is going to try and solo stitches like an idiot for his YouTube channel and when he realized there was no talking me out of my decision he took the next Bald Eagle straight to the local town to watch but he knew he was not allowed to
Help he who’s destined to do this alone I will let him [Laughter] die I like these sound effects I have put those in all get him back on Howard Howard’s health is looking good I managed to keep Howard in good health but we had bigger problems oh he’s
[ __ ] o which meant it was doomed and I couldn’t face the reality that was in front of me Howard is going to go down and even though I hated him for it let Howard die Howard sered well but you got to play this yourself he was
Right I was now alone and the target of this big fat baby gravy’s wrath with no one but myself to fulfill my Destin he’s got a new pet it’s Watcher Jordan execute fa was Among Us and I knew it would be poetic to defeat him strong all the shitty City boys that
There’s nothing to fear when I’m around but it wasn’t over yet oh no stitches is coming if I couldn’t finish him myself at this point I knew no one else could tamed another pet you got the Goon Squad one last crit and I officially have mastered the hardcore elements all by
Myself alone with no help from outside factors wow I CLA diabetic snots femur to hold as a trophy on my right hip for the rest of my journey as a sign of me being the Avatar but despite my victory I was empty all I could think about was the
Day I made that little hog my slave and immediately made him kill his own brother the breakups the makeups supporting each other towards their goals okay this is going to take a while he died a godamn hero for the noble cause of RAB mastering the elements but
I feared my journey would be over if it meant Howard would not be by myself side I was about to give up hope and go back to shitty League of Legends and leave all of this behind as a distant memory when an angel appeared wow together with Howard RAV the Avatar
Was ready to save the world there it is of Warcraft no one can stop him now Edge May Christmas man attention Gamers previously how many episodes are there they’re good though these are really good to get a break from a game where I have to rely on
Teammates almost done wow on had to rely on teammates I rocked the biggest damage wiener on the charts with some guildies While others were challenging me in duels to the death which may or may not have just been fancy editing over a normal duel that I won nonetheless papaa
Blessed me sort of a thousand truths bow Edition and I I used it to become RAV the Avatar conquering all four of the deadliest hardcore Elements by myself with no help to prove that I am him and he shall one day Save the World of Warcraft apparently word spread that I
Defeated the demon of duskwood as players were still looking like they were about to [ __ ] themselves on the road and despite me trying to calm their nerves I knew the best way to show them that RAV the Avatar could conquer all would be to Smurf on the remaining Elite
Quests in the area more Lam is the golden grave digging boner boy that has more people creating fresh level ones in Ellen than anytime asmin gold starts a new character but he clearly didn’t know who he was up against so I let Howard introduce himself and then I promptly
One shot he’s actually carrying that little bone what the [ __ ] he’s blasting then some Undead David Blaine was apparently spooking couples in the bedroom of this house so I went up only to find out he was so I figured I would let these scrubs build up their confidence by
Taking him down themselves before deciding that I deserve a little credit for at least being there but this is where I realize that the lore behind some of these quests is beyond [ __ ] up his own heart within the bosom of his dead spouse so just to summarize this random Quest a psychopath somehow
Removed his own heart and shoved it up the [ __ ] of his dead wife and now for some ungodly reason the people in town want he’s not making it up I found the grave as Howard was like bro it smells like ass here and I was like well according to the disturbing Quest
Details means we are in the right place so I tickled the dirt hit a bit of parkour and then killed that freaky fetish bride the thought of digging through her dead colon to get her husband’s heart was disgusting and Howard sure wasn’t I didn’t know that
Was his what I I never read this going to do it but I knew for the glory better at night knowing I had you’ve done it just to confirm this praise wasn’t because I slayed the jiz stain final boss ditches plaguing their town you have done a great thing for our people
Adventurer it was because I dug a dude’s heart out of his dead wife’s anus your name will remain in our animals forever anyways I ran into into a Little Gnome whose name could describe my entire wow documentary but then I managed to get triggered by my first escort quest in
The game please help you see this douche was clearly of the Mondays I figured the dude would be eternally grateful that a you know saved his ass from being eaten by a tribe of mutated apes and literal alligators only for him to act like [ __ ] Prince Harry being escorted into his daddy’s
Coronation I had some Choice words for him but the dude wanted no part in the mission to save his own life apparently and while being toxic towards an NPC may have not been my proudest moment I felt he needed a taste of his own medicine oh
It was at this point where whoever wrote my leveling guide must have decided to phone it in one day since it was just like he yo [ __ ] it I don’t know go kill some [ __ ] for an hour and while the fastest levelers would have accepted this thrown some hentai on the second
Monitor and then grinded it out for the next hour I chose a different route you see there’s a chapel in the big city where a priest has been entirely too happy to see me since I was a little boy but in the basement there’s a Dr
Chad I told you guys priests do that often they love little children man it’s like a Habachi Chef who is all like bro your guide wants you to waste 45 minutes of your life killing beasts n I’ll save you from that boredom just follow these steps first take a flight out of town
Down to that bay named after a literal ass there I’ve arranged for you to take a transatlantic Cruise don’t make I contact with the others on that boat as it’s known to have some weirdos once you’re there you will take another flight on the calor Airlines but this is
Classic wow so there’s no direct flights to where you’re going so you’ll connect through a town that’s not exactly on the way there you’ll meet my gay lover Anton and he will tell you about our old book club called The Scarlet Crusade and how we left because of their obsession with
Bowling he’ll have you spend another 10 minutes walking through quite possibly the ugliest Zone in all of Azeroth until you arrive for your designated skeletal Slaughter he’ll be like there’s one small catch I need you to Kill 30 of these in a Zone were only six spawn at a
Time so I hope you remember to twiddle your thumbs for a bit but once you do serve that snoozefest just run the 17 miles back up to me and enjoy the scenery that can best be described as if a microscope zoomed way into an infected sperm cell from a man ridden with AIDS
Make him happy and he’ll be like dope now take another no direct flight back to that ratchet ass Bay just in time to miss the next boat when you arrive back to the board walk you’ll just have one more super short flight to your last stop holy jet lagged and having already
Wasted more than the hour you would have spent killing beasts you’ll get debriefed by a dude who is working on his cement driveway cosplay transmog set he will tell you that the next part of this gigantic waste of time is to find a group of people and that you’ll probably
Need to spam the entire server looking for others only to find a warrior who says he can’t tank with a plan to just not tell him you the tank while thinking to yourself what’s the worst that can happen then you and your new group of butt buddies will need to spend another
Short 20 minutes walking through dangerous Zone sneaking around the back of horde Capital Cities and parkouring in ways that not everyone can keep up with damn and after close to 2 hours you will arrive at the most corrupt book club in all of the Eastern kingdoms now I quickly learned that this
Is actually Four dungeons baked into one the first featured torturers with suffering victims who were in desperate need of RAV the Avatar to be their Hero by killing everyone including them whoopsie The Hunger Games game master was informing us to GTFO so after we finished the first of four we decided to
Wait until 11: to start the second except everyone else decided to go in at 10:59 because reading clocks is apparently rocket science now and this resulted in my getting stuck in a different lock out of the instance than all of them anyways the butt buddies who
Left the book club said there were a few drama queens who needed killed and the first was the pet lover in the group relase The he looked intimidating but they told me the weird things he does with those hounds and a jar of peanut butter at night so I wasn’t concerned
Then there was Arcanist douche canoe who was a tank and spank outside of when he cast detona you need to get out ASAP I was waiting for him to make like a pet J for so I may or may not have [ __ ] around and found out now small detour
From this gripping book club drama story line I should mention that I met a certified baddy in the Forge of iron who said that rumor is this particular library has a copy of the K Sutra and I quote bring it to me and perhaps together we can unlock the secret so
Obviously there was some incentive for me to find it while I was there yeah baby the third dungeon was basically 47 hallways of scarlet simps that all look the exact same and after 30 minutes of that you face Herod who has two phases the first is a tank and spank and the
Second is snake after he dies all the fraternity pledges come rushing and showing how useless they are and then we enter the final and most deadly of the four dungeons the cathedral this is where Howard started to feel the repercussions of me telling a warrior he he didn’t have to tank while actually
Relying on him to tank and our group’s Rogue was about to learn a very real lesson to not joke about Howard’s life oh [ __ ] you see we made it to the final Church where all these devote SS were saying their prayers to the big dog
In charge all ready to run at anyone who challenges his authority of deciding what the next book everyone will be reading is and while this coup Against The Crusade had been as smooth as a Riz Master’s pickup lineup until this point things were about to take a messy turn
Oh must be purified tickling the captain’s toast triggered the fire alarms and over 30 simps were now on their way what is that rogue’s name man I looked back knowing that this would be the last time I ever saw our healer Alive The Crusade demand more in my tank who didn’t think he was my tank was in line to be next oh [ __ ] I prepped a last ditch Target dummy knowing it wouldn’t do [ __ ] but but I wasn’t the only only fangs member thinking on their feet and Patty managed to spare his life
Oh ni we paid our respects to our fallen comrade and vouched to avenge his death it was his fault though he pulled the boss he can’t really blame any only issue was we now had no healer a fake tank and two people who didn’t know this fight oh [ __ ]
Damn they didn’t even use the outside Strat they’re just going at It Arise My Champion RAV didn’t tell the outside is no no I think he’s pretty new to well too so in summary ining mobs for 45 minutes I spent 7 hours traveling the world engaging and getting another player killed all to accomplish the same amount of progress on my journey to 60 and that
My friends is what it’s like to play World of Warcraft I respect it he’s playing it right man he’s playing the game right and having fun attention gamers previously on my decision to take a break from a game that I felt was wasting too much of my
Time spent s hours of my life accomplishing almost nothing as I took countless non-direct flights walked slowly through zones that looked like infected jiz puddles and killed a totally appropriate amount of hallowen decorations just so I could unlock a single Quest that had zero rewards that
Were of use to my character oh bone B Cherry where we pissed off the leader in front of his simps and my healer died as a result all because I didn’t want to spend 45 5 minutes grinding mobs turns out the death I witnessed in my dungeon had jack [ __ ] on the sadness
Of another death from our Guild a level 60 Warrior fell victim to the principle of classic WoW known as stupid [ __ ] and after watching the clip 600 times I eventually figured out what happened they were fighting a pack of gang green ridden bald diabetics when he rushed in
And shouted something that weakens them a little Law Abiding Citizen cockroach fell victim to this shout got pissed off and decided to quietly run off and tell the big man in charge an endgame boss gets out like he’s an alcoholic stepfather two sumo wrestlers in body armor spawn
And their healer gets erased he uses his potion of Petry in an attempt to freeze and hope they stop attacking him but the timing is more out of sync than a symphony with a fully deaf string quartet so two months of work get ruined in a fraction of a second and in my
Brief time learning more about the streaming world all I can say is 07 or something I on the other hand was living my best life I celebrated my 40th birthday which outside of hitting level cap is the biggest leveling achievement in the game the days of walking like a peasant were
Behind me as I would join the ranks of sh who ride stees it was also at this point where we learned how to channel Howard’s anger issues into a productive Forum my Sensei of the forge of irons gave me a confusing speech about wolf packs I tend to think of myself as a
Oneman Wolfpack and now I I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack but this finally gave me the tools to grief [ __ ] that I don’t like and blame it on others for example I could add Howard to my wolf pack and
Then watch and laugh as he is permanently dazed trying to escape someone who is actively finger popping his [ __ ] 40 is also apparently the age when I get my dad bod strength and Confunction in heavy male armor which meant the days of me wearing a condom on
My head were over then I got to take a trip down condom through Narnia’s [ __ ] where I first met as I thought to myself look how far he’s come what are you doing step row but most importantly it was time for me to stick
It to those [ __ ] at Ford and buy me a ram now these are expensive and right when they turn 40 so you are probably thinking he is just a spoiled [ __ ] with streamer benefits but let me explain why that’s not the case I used an investment strategy where someone
Told me at a young age if I invest my money in the hot men bank then it will double each time it’s returned I had no Market data on this bank’s performance and nothing to trust so I started with small amounts gaining more confidence and risk tolerance in my investments
Until I put in the final contribution that would grow tax-free into the amount I would need to buy my furry vehicle but when I put my whole net worth on the line the investment never came back so I resorted to getting fat handouts in a shady dive and booty
Smoking cigars with a little wizard like we were the tape bers of Azeroth and then my investment also came back so yeah I for this I named my Ram Rebecca and together with Howard we would be the sexiest threesome in the World of Warcraft what it was now time
To go back to wasting time as my next objective was apparently to get pissed off at blizzard some unpaid in turn in 2004 must have been like all right we are going to add a patrolling anorexic mailman in the game have her tiptoe around somewhere in the vicinity of this entire
Galaxy riing on you [ __ ] finding her so you can steal some love letter she’s holding I tried using random abilities I found in my spell book but I knew this was doomed and after close to 90 minutes of pain and suffering holy no couldn’t find the [ __ ] stain at one point I
Thought I hit the jackpot only to realize those were just the elite guards that took a blood build and then on my 17th lap after crop dusting they SP she told me that I was about to run into her and her pack of butt buddies excepted she for some ungodly reason called and
Sick to this particular parade oh somebody jointed like many other things in classic wow this turned into a godamn research project for me as I figured I would just camp out at her spawn until the Bony mail man shows up for her next shift and as I got close I heard this
Which I’m conditioned like a dog to no means the mob I’ve been searching for since I was a we little lad as near and marked as a moon but I couldn’t see it anywhere so I deployed 500 IQ strats to send Howard in like a blood hound only
For him to stop like an insubordinate swine turns out I got classic wow and the mob that just spawned decided to disappear here my strategy now turned into killing every last Hulk cosplaying ogre hoping that they are boys with the male man and she’ll have to come out to
Stop their genocide I even met a tall sexy ass Elf on the Shelf who was also looking to punch that evasive UPS driver in the cter so I figured I would exploit him for his kindness tell him I’m looking up the quest details but really I was full-blown AFK letting him do work
For me thinking I just hacked the leveling system and there was no way this could backfire a few moments later oh no he’s going to die I thought the night of was going to die there’s no way he’s here my AFK arrogance was going to be
The end of me as while I was jerking off in the bathroom my character was getting his ass kicked in Howard was feeling too passive to defend me and my only shot of survival was now this Good Samaritan who wasn’t looking too hot and he’s going to
Die the was enraging my health was dropping and I was about to have the most depressing post nut Clarity in my life when I returned to my computer oh [ __ ] no way dude this guy’s a [ __ ] hero wow wow that is the most close I told
Him the whole thing was totally a prank to test his loyalty and then I I knew he was watching there’s no way he’s after with the mailman still playing hookie I said [ __ ] it joined up with some guildies after seeing the [ __ ] way our comrade passed away earlier I gave
Myself one job throughout this entire dungeon nice and you may laugh but here you see that same [ __ ] could have happened if I didn’t shoot the little [ __ ] rodent in his gossip spreading grape vine head and thanks to my mechanics we smurfed on that [ __ ] and I
Got this cotton ball looking stat stick as a reward I then had to venture into some ginger Pew Bush desert and quickly learned that it’s not called the good lands for a few reasons there’s giant posies of weaponized sumo wrestlers who hang out in packs of like 12 one of
Dumbledore’s left n followed me around for 6 years W me to volunteer his tribute to his own virginity hosted fully trinket at Hunger Games the Zone’s nickname is the dust bow probably because you miss every attack as if your eyeballs just deep throated a bucket of sand and the quest details sounded a
Hell of a lot like the breakup speech my high school girlfriend gave me when she wanted to start dating seniors instead they’re bodies are stronger and larger and therefore more prone to having pieces large enough for my tests so naturally I had to get out of there and switch things
Up can I have gold from my Mount can I have gold from my Mount thanks guys RAV wants gold for the mount um I just got one question and how much gold does RAV deserve gold guys I need 80 gold oh my God we might have to do uh some begging
For for some of it that’s what I’m doing now good point if you can make it out here in 5 minutes I will make it 50 gold oh stopwatch started will he make it that’s like a quest aspect of the cheetah aspect of the cheetah he can make
It right but he doesn’t have aspect of the get my last minute oh my God that is some [ __ ] oh he has a and half minutes can you actually make it out here holy [ __ ] 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 oh my God no way wow the grce is loaded
That was pretty that was pretty like on point there truly should we have added so we had to open up trade [Laughter] maybe bro did he just Mount what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] is this a joke what there’s no [ __ ] way there ain’t no [ __ ] way I [ __ ]
Ain’t no [ __ ] way this little [ __ ] Mountain fre gold nice Mount did you just he loged out and after crushing that first impression I had to meet up with a few other guildies the proverbial Big Shot Warriors and my presence in this run wasn’t going to go
Unnoticed going melee okay you see his off hand no what wait what is this guy doing he’s very proud of his kill snitch it holy he still has a feur that’s actually so badass he’s throwing let’s go rev did you guys pet Howard or no aspect of the p by the
Way glad you could join us rev they also didn’t notice that I needed on every single piece of gear that dropped that entire run but time for the final boss things got serious actual League player this old style careful I don’t even know this guy’s mechanics but I’m sundering a lot of
Mobs I taunted it all right we got five we’re getting a big suers here did this guy want someone to die oh [ __ ] to be fair these guys are all Juiced out a shout after that usually if you have ret I think what he’s doing is great
Maybe awake ye servants defend the dist I’m not going to lie I don’t have taunt I don’t have taunt Reta mocking blow what else did you say AOE sh I don’t have any of that bound it’s a lot of ads you guys you guys are the [ __ ] panks hello Target D me This execute f wow we defeated Lord Stone tits only for him to drop a gigaby it holy dude these guys are World buffed to the teeth doing a OD man oh my goodness one am I witnessing hug need that that is a fat ring as well as idiots playing Hunter and while the
Ethical thing to do would be to pass on this I clearly wasn’t no way a big enough name for myself who is RAV I don’t know who this is and lessons had to be learned the [ __ ] is he did you just ninja all that he did um
Bro did he take it I don’t think ATT Gamers previously on my attempt to stop holding L’s by catching a few dubs I dinged 40 and with the help of streamer benefit wait you’re right League of Legend is L and World warc simp was W attempt to stop holding L’s by catching
A few dubs I dinged for with the help of dreamer benefits bought me a ram that I named Rebecca I wasted an entire day of my life on a single Quest where I almost died while being AFK I proved that I’m ready for endgame dungeons before
Scamming a guildy with a weird King for bald people I met up with three of the biggest dick Slingers in the guild to do which I found my own way to as we killed the final boss and I took interest in a ring that had Zer talks exactly like
Malachi man he has the same vocab like talks about sperm [ __ ] dicks slingers fingering butts like same words Man Hunter same wordss passed on the Warriors purity ring the last thing I want to be called as a ninja as my plan is to be a team player in the field and
I was about to prove this by avenging the deaths of my guilties why does the M look like that the first death can best be summarized by this clip that I took wildly out of context oh I remember I went in there pulled everything on purpose said we’re
Fine and and then we died she died turns out she wasn’t streaming so you had to witness her demise from the POV of the Ki who clearly missed when it came to his decision to attempt this top of his boat looked like a Jack Sparrow cosplay contest while he and the third they
Pulled out of hogwart’s daycare were struggling to appear threatening Oh no you’re going to die you’re going to die the Healer got the aggro which turned into this I I I I no dad was less than happy to hear the news I am no no no no I haven’t even
Seen the footage I haven’t even seen the death and what I took from the conversation is that this particular Quest is too deadly to attempt on Hardcore and should be skipped dumb extremely risky Quest everyone’s warning you about this Quest and you still do it
This bird kind of looks like soda you to calm down you’re going crazy so naturally this was the next Quest I wanted to do but with the plan to apply the lessons from soda’s rage like when a random Normy asked to group I remembered you don’t know who it is you don’t know
This Mage you understand the difference between a stupid and a good player and politely told him to piss off only to learn not 15 seconds later why grouping with that [ __ ] stain indeed would have been a mistake anyways the quest clearly says this take some of your most skilled
Comrades so I’m not sure why Emmy chose to bring this when she heard that was going to bring someone else what was that the guil RO Mr Azie a dear friend of mine and Howards and together we were going to avenge the death and after the warning signs dumb extremely risky Quest
I knew we’d have to be clean with the kills the first boat I went down looking for Amber herd put a trap down and then said I have a large net worth and like to get drunk knowing the bait would work as I posted up and just waited for her
To come out wanting to sue me it looked like a charm and our Flawless execution was going to bring us to the captain who was already [ __ ] dead oh [ __ ] we the middle of a ship where 17 Mobs Can respawn at any time while we wait
For Captain Barbosa to get back from the store with the milk only to be greeted with third degree burns and a hunter hitting him with the first person POV while his butt buddy was making a Better Door than a window and with that the first of three was down but as we
Approached the second ship we ran into one of those beastiality fetish sex elves who wanted to join and you don’t know who the this person is that’s a no for me dog sorry soda’s orders and sure enough she quickly proved to have a room temperature IQ when she invited half the
Boat out of the to kick her ass which I thought was hilarious until they all decided would be the consolation prize oh [ __ ] you got I then figured I would show her how to properly do this pull and I think by ozy’s reaction I nailed the execution one uhoh
Uhoh uhoh lots lots lots we had a dog fight on our hands this time and I decided I’d rather bring this party onto dry land where there is potential for even more mobs I played a quick game of Follow The Iron grenading leader then I shoved a tide pot up Howard’s [ __ ]
And told him to like the cosplaying cow but there were too many so I had to play dead on TV let them give my rogue tank some attention and wither them down one by one when I saw the second captain I couldn’t hold back my inner 12-year-old and asked him what the difference
Between a goblin and a gremlin were but he died before I could tell in the punchline now for the record the proper way to execute this pull would be to request a private meeting with two of them before talking to the rest of the family then put one over ice while you
Deal with the second and it’ll be the cleanest double homicide on this side of the East e kingdoms but I chose a different approach oh little petp that’s not Bad oh [ __ ] still to account for how hard it is to resist petting Howard so the entire extended family came rushing out which resulted in a brief scare for Mr Osborne but we did it and were ready to face the last and most deadly Captain we’d ever
Seen hey my you’re a tall I debated showing that Emmy died to the Army who reports to this knee nibbling garden gnome and even though we both laugh at this little cake topper somehow reaching the top of the blood cell totem pole we had a mission and that was to teabag he
Who killed Emmy before parting ways until the next time wow fy’s death was next and this one was less a matter of ingame danger but rather a combination of external factors she was going on her 10th straight hour of streaming a game that’s been the same for 20 years likely tired and and
Invested into something dank on her second Monitor and the duo she invited to her party was also tabbed out checking if this was the same fandy he watches on a different site late at night while doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle on the old piss pump and the combination of neither of them fully
Paying attention proved to be a l what is a Knuckle Shuffle on the piss pump dude that Hunter did watch her die actually and he was there to help her right on how quick it can all end I went to that same bloody anus of aone knowing that avenging this death
Would be much easier for me since I was neither sleep deprived like fandy or jerking off like the hunter in her group as I started the escort and everything was going oh [ __ ] some [ __ ] threw some heat Howards way and had to pay the price but
That was the only action at F’s funeral site that said for those of you on your seats wondering how the rest of this Quest goes you help the dude deal with his crippling Arachnophobia he complains about his as and then shows you where
His old 9 to 5 was as turns out his old co-workers thought he was a [ __ ] and then after 15 minutes of escorting this short dude that didn’t shut up once he flat out gets JFK right in front of your face JFK oh so you Lo his inheritance and that’s
It be feeling less sad but rather more mad mad at myself for not betting the other guildy more gold that he would die within 24 hours of having to play on his own the lesson to be learned here is that these mechanical chickens are not to be [ __ ] with because for some
Ungodly reason there are large groups of Yetis who Advocate against their release he had more than one opportunity to just piss off day ongoing recession I get that times are tough and he was undoubtedly understaffed in the thinking Department that night so in a series of unfortunate events that can be
Summarized as guy does really dumb [ __ ] he joined Emmy in going back to elwin someone help please this admittedly was not a quest I should have tried to avenge solo but as RAV the Avatar he who is committed to showing the guild that he has their backs and that he’s better
Than M kif at the game I had to do it I knew that a threeome with a few yetis would spawn soon so the strategy was to clear the area first but this ended up backfiring in a big way as my timing was worse than a broken metronome I told
Howard he’s got to deal with one of the big guys while I let the other two slap around my metal [ __ ] but I had to deal with harambe over here spitting in my face I wanted Howard to peel but I knew that chicken was almost dead so no bore
Or bomb was spared in getting them off I I had to fake my own death so that I could survive to tell people that Bigfoot does exist and he and his brothers tried to put me in a box as the first wave in this [ __ ] Fest of an escort was
Over I had a feeling more were coming but just to show how proper preparation prevents poor performance the next orgy I had was smoother than K as we blew up monkey Numero Uno told the second to chill out while I backed up to the three point line and went full-blown
Cincinnati Zoo on his brother and with that the second wave was complete the third and final wave would be a different story however this time there were four and despite trying to execute the same game plan I managed to fail the quest almost immediately for some ungodly reason after a certified
[ __ ] for me to kill the four pack I went back to the footage to realized that my [ __ ] ass piece of poultry just kept running I was fighting off the entire County so he could Escape I ran all the way back just in time to see
Someone else run off with my girl as if I didn’t Reserve this retry so I left the cave and acted like I didn’t care what went down on their date only to immediately whip out my binoculars to watch this Chad P fail sure enough he
Was in Camp Miss K on this one as this was clearly doomed you could see him running back to me trying to ask for help but I was like na BR if I wanted to hear from an [ __ ] I’d fart as I just waited for the chicken to die as my C A
Hul ass back and NAB me the next round Dam I smurfed on the first two packs but this time I was prepared for that [ __ ] to see the finish line and bust his nut too early once again what sure enough that that dumb [ __ ] rooster is oblivious
To the world around him once again so I need to literally show these rabbit’s tra stamping my anus right in front of his beak to get him to just wait for the r to do his job one two 3 four and after a less than coordinated
Quadra kill I told him off then walked him down the hill and with that missk was Avenged wow the last death came early on and only fangs as Cory the guy was the first high level in the guild to meet his demise when he attempted something that I quote yeah this looks
Safe zanel the outcast is a seemingly harmless troll but he sticks a twig in the ground that has more skeletons than Gay Bar’s Halloween party so while he did Kill the main guy the extended family of that Trolls but buddies ended his journey I’m actually dead yeah I’m actually
Dead I knew that avenging this particular death would not be enough on its own and I would have to use it to send a message to the World of Warcraft in my own patent and grab the Avatar away oh [ __ ] it’s going to hand down with the
Throw damn how does he have 1,500 naked it’s a lot of Health still insane killing the totems and there it is Bam so to the roaches in asmongold’s cancer pit of a twitch simp Guild if your guildy isn’t willing to avenge your death by butt naked brawling a dangerous mob with a throne weapon is that truly a guild you are proud to be in oh episode 10 attention Gamers
Previously on my journey to prove that A League of Legends can actually be nice to his teammates I sought out to avenge the deaths of my guildies I took down the blood sell Buccaneers a clan of clingy Pirates led by a literal Elf on the Shelf to avenge aty then I did what
The Hunter and fand’s group couldn’t by closing out her only fans page before starting an escort in Searing Gorge I showed one of our fearless brainless leaders that I will carry on his legacy by escorting a selfish Metal Chicken through a humid forest and then I took
Down a guild killer in the veil of strangle Thorn by stripping down to my Willies and whipping axes at the troll to prove that I can be a fully Natty killer and am not to be messed with Wow fully Natty killer it turns out I can single-handedly start and end gang wars
In Westfall Master the hardcore elements and overcome challenges where others have fallen but I’ll still never be as good as a mage I learned that at this level they can just go full-blown crowd tell them to sit still and then summon a God on top of them
Until they all die and while this is apparently risky and hardcore it just meant an opportunity for me to save an l and hottie and then while she is drinking her loaf of bread try to run some epic Riz on her but while The Magicians could just m genocide
Stting being that was pry smooth some paranoid drug dealer apparently buried piles of cocaine all over the zip code and now wanted me to go dig them up saying that the only way to find them is to wear this dish satellite sponsored helmet while I was out there beautiful
Big booby nipples but while this dude just wanted his dope every other Town’s folk I talked to all wanted to send me to the same place zul far zul farak far zul faric to the West a highlevel dungeon which from my research is responsible for many deaths including
Gildy so I would need to ensure that my group was full of Hardcore Geniuses for starters I knew I needed to get one more quest one that my Mage already had but couldn’t properly communicate if it was sharable I didn’t want to spend 10 minutes walking through
Dick swallow Marsh getting swamp ass but I needed to make sure it was actually sharable first I knew that quests are sharable if this button is red and not sharable if this button is gray so I asked the little Hogwart [ __ ] to hover that Quest and tell me if it’s red
Or gray to which he said no and then gave me attitude while also contradicting his already confusing answer so then I was like okay you [ __ ] Muppet simple question is the damn button read to which he said no which according to my demonstration earlier means it’s not sharable only to
Then immediately say it is sharable so natur before I pull another while classic and waste 40 minutes of my life walking into bum [ __ ] Egypt I asked if he could just try to do it now and to my surprise he did share the wrong [ __ ] Quest before telling me to relax so yeah
That incompetent [ __ ] was my group’s Mage add that to the fact that my tank flat out would have died trying to solo a mob if I didn’t run into him on my way to the place and let a hyena nibble my nut sack just to save his ass so let’s
Just say I have nothing but confidence in my group going into an apparently deadly dungeon theud this actually m not surprisingly winning the dick measuring contest but the tank was pulling faster than molasses going uphill on a cold day spewing some riddles about Mono when the Healer been Jay chilling at full and
While maybe RAV the Avatar Master of the hardcore elements at night my day job boss would give two shits if I said the dungeon I started at 10 p.m. the night before was being tanked by a sloth so I took the liberty of pulling patrols you
Know play a little bit Peabo behind the wall only to realize she didn’t like this and started telling me what I can and cannot shoot no one puts baby in corner and sure enough all the elaborate ways she can get me killed start coming out as threats we then got to a room
With big ass piles of cocaine on the floor and I’m thinking bro if only Marvin could see this but the group decided that my troll tempers weren’t important and would rather I just wait the 12 minutes for the tank to pull the boss to a spot where I can’t attack so I
Chose to contribute in my own way we arrive at the SP were in prison so we politely asked their bodyguard where all his health went and then we released them only to learn that there is an entire Village who aren’t exactly cool with them leaving after a short eternity we
Euthanized the entire incest ridden extended family and killed their leader but something seemed off the Little Green Goblin is all like peace I’m Audi and that’s when I fly stole from me he said he’d only borrow it but he stole my cherished diomatic Rod Bly is a backstabbing douchebag and he wasn’t a
Fan of being accused of such so I had to play The Stand still and auto attack for 5 minutes while all 18,000 of his health slowly pisses off until we finally kill him and get backa Rod then the final boss is inside and I’ve been patient
So we kill him with ease then everyone else finishes getting their Quest items except for me and of course these board certified [ __ ] are all like Veil better luck next time with the drops even though they know that I know that there’s 60 piles of cocaine in the other
Room so I figure if they don’t want to help I will finish the damn Quest myself oh [ __ ] this surely would be deadly to do alone but if I just dig one grave at a time I’ll be fine I thought only to immediately realize that these Mounds
Are like clown cars I was capital F [ __ ] I couldn’t run as I knew there were pths behind me so I only had one option I L I don’t think is he going to make it oh he does make it plenty of time I decided to take a small vacation to
Another country to clear my head before I attempt to finish the quest on my own because a homeboy in the burnt brownie of a Zone Searing Gorge needed my help apparently his dad died in some mining incident and it was on me to stick it to the greed bag Executives at the company
Who weren’t paying out the dead dude’s pension I wanted to tell him bro you have the literal Optimus Prime of dwarfs up the hill go ask him but apparently that guy was dealing with his own issu this guy looks so cool you see the climate out here combined with the lack
Of air pressure makes me fingers expand they’re like gigantic thamar blood sausages they are but we had a devious plan to infiltrate these [ __ ] which started with four Towers in Flames cut out the eyes and then attack their leaders was music to my Westfall gang slaying ear so I did his errands of
Attacking the serpent sting vaccinated burnt Hot Pockets so that we could construct a source of fire then he was all like we will need a shaft while his simp sidekick McConnell was like oh I know where we can get a shaft you can hold he decided to construct the shaft
Like heterosexual men and even though my guide was like hey bro now you just I think m buly is gracing because of that cuz everyone calls mcon Asma sidekick so as mcconell takes it out on Grayson to use this hole to fall to your death in front of that’s how I chose to
Get the shaft ingredients up top which after an hour I concluded to have a drop rate of around 9% finally that thing takes forever was like dank now all I need you to do is go [ __ ] on a few people’s religion they carry symbols and Idols that pay homage to their God this
To me watch me solve a Rubik’s Cube and McConnell here will teach you how to commit arson he was like bro this [ __ ] is easy no one will have an issue with you walking and looking like you are about to light the torch at the opening
Games of the Olympics he was wrong but hey I’m not above murder and with that the first Tower was cooking by the last Tower I had a routine down where I would tell Howard to go talk to the guard knowing he won’t be able to resist petting that little
Black boar back Mohawk while I set the whole sh on fire and then together we will make like geese and get the flock out of here I couldn’t wait to go back and tell the boys that the surveillance was cut and we were primed to kill their leaders and avenge their daddy’s death
But homeboy was all like yeah never mind I feel like being a dragon today instead and unless I’m just an idiot I got hard click baited by that now Charizard who originally promised me a gang war but weird unresolved quest lines aside I had to finish my own business
Which was collecting the rest of my troll tempers all because ironically had a temper of his own and while soloing the faric of zul might seem dumb RAV the Avatar is the dumbest thing good buff hunners I don’t know about that one and so after 30 minutes of clenching
My ass cheeks so hard together they were starting to cramp with countless close calls and me guiltily gambling a bit too freely with Howard’s wellbeing I was able to finish that Quest so if my ZF group is watching suck my ass sincerely RAV but with that Triumph under my belt
I was ready to take on some supposedly deadly quests the first being in the gaping Chasm which coincidentally was also Russell’s mom’s nickname in college but it was also a Labyrinth of a cave with like 12 species of in it and my job was to go into the deepest part of its
[ __ ] to retrieve some Goblin left there for some ungodly reason that wastim the Avatar but what I was about to attempt next wa that place is actually called gaping gasm a congested cave full of Elites and the main Bal fatty that I needed was in the furthest corner and apparently yielded the
Ability to turn me and Howard against each other he is rumored to employ mind controlling magic I knew Howard was going to take a beating and I would need to deploy Now You See Me Now you don’t [ __ ] tactics on the one anytime I pulled more than one my
Hands would get too sweaty to play properly and I would need to run out I reached the final pack of three with the Mind controller in the back and I knew if I didn’t go now respawns would cut off my escape plan if things went poorly this is dangerous these are
Elites right that one an SCV the universe was sending me signs to just walk away and with my world Buffs falling off and respawns it would be best to just accept that there are some quests that I can’t solo is what a [ __ ] would say and oh [ __ ] that’s what I was
Going to say R you got to do this man I like seeing people tackle these challenges it’s the most fun Howard this like a joke to Howard these nuts where this is Howard come from d i shouldn’t have watched this video I learned like a lot of bad words
And after running these bald mind controlling diabetics through the strangle forn veale annual half marathon my mission was complete and no Quest was going to prove too hard for RAV the avatar I learned too many bad words from this Guy how is just my regular name I sorry sorry attention Gamers previously on my 12-step program to get away from toxic league players by trying hardcore World of Warcraft I did a dungeon with toxic players who shared elaborate plans to get my character killed I helped a
Homeboy in a gours that searing avenge his father’s death caused by a what did I say I want to see since he edited I did a d with toxic players who shared elaborate plans to get my character killed I handsome stupid stud Hunter shut the World [Laughter]
Pizza helped a homeboy in a Gorge that searing avenge his father’s death caused by a negligent Mining Company by committing full-blown arson I started testing my strength as the rabbit AR by soloing dungeon trash and spelunking through Elite ridden caves where I politely asked the o in charge to take a
Long walk with me knowing that one small mistake would have me spawning back into cold Ridge Valley I quickly realized that with Howard’s Rising Fame I needed to improve my Public Image so I joined Mr Beast team C’s initiative you know about the highway Beach Edition and clean it up so
No turtles get stuck deep throating plastic but I hadash a dwarf who combined seaweed with Synthol and now he was about to get slaughtered I said yip yip to Howard and let him get in the ring for a bit but I’m not trying trying to have a pork
Barbecue on my hand so I said okay you can stop acting so I wonder how long he takes to edit these videos and to No Surprise this supposedly deadly Quest was nothing more than a long walk on the beach for yours truly you have slain an
Enemy damn but as I was being raved the environmentalist I found a note in one of the which took me to Planet of the Apes Island where an upright cow was being held captive she said King Kong himself had the key and he was slightly bigger than your average ape I asked the
Experienced members in the guild if this was safe to solo and they all agreed that it was too dangerous but I had a plan everyone says yes even I would take this plus SI a few rounds of Ring Around the Rosie and a few short minutes later
I channeled my inner Godzilla and promly took a [ __ ] on King Kong wow the hunter are kind of that I was trying to save them and one took advantage of my publicity stunt by saying hey there’s a side chick out in bum [ __ ] steam Weedle Port can you spend
Your entire afternoon escorting me there at the speed of a one-legged dog on tranquilizer so that I can get my nut and since Howard’s a sucker for a love story I obliged anyways I learned there was once a giant dormant volcano called anoro that’s now a crater and some cow there
Said he knew one of my guildies and told me that they are actually related brother of mine and then he told me what his twitch viewers were doing to help him level so fast destroying everything he touched I said yeah I’ve heard of mob tagging but what did the first mob do
When M had to fight it himself killed him not far from this spot a local demon worshipper warned me of the dangers in this [ __ ] and I quickly learned what she was talking about oh [ __ ] turns out a group of morons got stuck in the crater and
Couldn’t get out it’s his fault we’re here I’m making a flying machine I got stranded here and I’m absolutely horrible at finding my way around as I’m thinking well you dumb [ __ ] faces maybe Google the nearest flight path because you’re practically pissing on one but not my problem as I had other business
To attend to that’s true this little flight celebrating my 51st first birthday in a ginger of his own and learning that I apparently wasn’t aiming my shots before Emperor RAB now had a New Groove which also meant that Howard would never be able to hold aggro anymore but anyways my quests were now
Like okay we need you to make every species of beast in this burnt butthole of a own of old age trying which sounded about I don’t know why some of the like later quests I hate doing them pleasant as a sandpaper dildo so I just took a different approach where I attended some
Auctions and simply bought that which hardcore will be so much better into that I just want to say new series coming in January but after spending too much of my money so that I didn’t actually have to play the game I could no longer afford a sick bow that’s
Crossed so I asked for a loan only to be met with a weird request but I have dignity so the only appropriate response was oh wow somehow I was able to afford the newow which meant the next SP chucking r at obese sowls but it
Would be all worth it when I could line up an aim shot with this new weapon and just watch a [ __ ] melt before realizing those were Elites and I [ __ ] up it wasn’t until way later when this new ability was still hitting like a flaccid dick when I
Realized that the talent only gives me rank one and I would have to talk to sensei in the Forge of irons you come to the right place but it was worth trip because I got to see how much the Sam Su bulk diet I’ve been feeding Howard had been paying
Off # pigd and with that I was finally ready to unleash this thing’s power but jokes aside I was about to put this new weapon and ability combo to the test in a big way remember last episode when I helped this douche launch a damn coup against the mining organization to
Avenge his dead dad and then when it came time to fight the leaders together he pussied out by identifying as a Charizard instead well I found someone else who had a bone to pick with them that bastard malor this little Char dwarf had his recipe for twice baked loaded Tater to why did
Dwarves all sound like Scottish or something in this potatoes stolen by The [ __ ] bet anything that the recipe was part of the deal in his new promotion amongst the dark IR maybe avenging a dead dad isn’t enough to pick that fight but when taters are on the
Table we are committing I’m sure there’s somewhere near maltorius deep inside the slag pit plus there was a bounty for the [ __ ] head SOI and Howard had work to do we got down to where the leaders hang out and sure enough they were having their water cooler talk right in front
Of the coveted Bobby fle recipe card two Elites and Mr Mal forus who would turn out to be someone I should not have dealt with I learned from Howard’s Uncle Fred and guzu stream that using a pocket nuke to pull a pack lets and split them
Up later and since it went so well for him I figured what’s the worst that could happen since it went so well for and shows him getting blast to my surprise the split pull scene start until I touched their butt buddy and classic wow code had them
Running back to me to the point where they now never deagro and I’m not proud of what I ended up having to do oh [ __ ] he has to how I die he has to watch oh man both have a good night man so I decided to split pull and kill
The bottom [ __ ] bodyguards first in this work like a charm then it was just me and Fir crotch Maloy and while I thought this would be a walk in the park it turns out this particular Park knows how to polymorph for 20 seconds as I was forced to watch
Howard fight against a boss Elite who I was learning could also bubble himself the plan was now to make like a fart and blow this [ __ ] hole but I didn’t want another Howard homicide on my hand so I ran back to heal him only to unwillingly become a small lamb again
Until he was dead this gu a evoker I now had where I would just play peekaboo when he casted them but even with the evolution of my strategy he was abusing my poor Pig too hard and I just didn’t have the resources to survive the fight at one point I tried letting him
Beat up on me for a bit but I quickly learned that one single dot would do half my health and I ended up having to pot when he put a second on me I probably should have left but I had one more plan to use his own polymorph
[ __ ] against him trap him and just pick it up Or okay Insane there it is and after 30 minutes and over 10 attempts of this deadly pull Howard and I slayed in front of a cheering section grabb that [ __ ] head and thanks to our commitment the dankest loaded tots would be served on someone’s table tonight but I had to
Take a break from being a sweat before I died of dehydration so I told Miss tinkle sprinkle piss Goblin that I would accept her triple dog dare to Skinny Dip in a Hinterlands Pond and get her some good cush from the bottom in return she
Said her big step bro would hook me up to which he was like have some of my fabulous nogg and foger elixir after a quick Google search on if this would kill me I deepthroated it only to be turned into the sexiest skeleton where I could run ride Rebecca and dance while
Looking hard as [ __ ] needless to say I bought a Costco quantity of those [ __ ] cost word got out of me teabagging Draco Mal forus like a giga Chad so my pack made an Iron Forge was all like atino aara has sent out a call for seasoned Hunters such as
Your I meet the deformed penguin who told me he needed deer antlers that would have a drop rate so low I will one day tell my grandkids about it on holidays and then he was like dope now ride down to the beach where there will be these endangered three-headed
Charizards and I hope to God your Tinder profile wasn’t lying about you liking long walks on the beach because that’s all you will be doing while looking for these spawns but it was all worth because the chain Quest rewards were worthy of ejaculation and all I needed
To do was slay some Drake and its s in a temple that sunk into the ground I knew dungeons at this level are where people get one shot so I needed to find a few serious Gamers to keep me alive I didn’t know what powers or dangers the Drakes would bring but by
The looks of this group I was betting on us wait are we really going to walk way yes somebody is saying yes he said shut up turns out this dungeon is just like 6 million circular hallways in a maze with big packs where I was Mouse clicking my abilities just to trigger
The streamers watching this but all is good because I was Top Dog and the Run was smooth wait wait wait don’t don’t click don’t click the statue we ran into some snake puzzle straight out of Zelda where apparently you have to jerk off these statues in a particular order or
I’m told you just flat out go back to elwind wait can you actually get it wrong and die I we never [ __ ] it up spawns an angry orange muscle [ __ ] who alsoo kindly gave me a pair of dank cuff Lings then we made it to the main lobby
And while my group was trying to deal with The Accidental double pole they just made I was focused on that hole and thinking about where it goes red you’re you’re just saying it because of this okay like oh damn if you pulled that off that would have been so
Good you’re [ __ ] some dude who self-identifies as a Propet was next and apparently he mind controls but we started the pull I walked over to my assigned spot and by the time I started warming up my leg charades act he was already dead his butt buddy gave us a
Kilt and I was starting to think this whole place was an easy joke but they warned me the last dragon is a level 60 killer oh [ __ ] we get there and they are just writing novels about all the [ __ ] Howard has to do if the tank takes a nap
Blah blah blah the Healer was not to Fain if this level 60 killing Drake targets me but not knowing this fight I decided I would trust his call if it came down to that but things didn’t exactly go to plan oh he’s o oh [ __ ] run
Run run run run run back up back up back up oh [ __ ] this 14 okay we’re almost done chat 12 attention Gamers previously on my attempt to overcome My League of Legends addiction by playing arguably the most addicting game ever I sought to prove that the bigger they are the
Harder they fall before struggling to kill someone my own size I learned how to aim my shots and motorboated an eln hotti before grouping up with an incredibly intimidating group of players to venture into the sunen temple where we solved puzzles slayed the most successful send Jin Village spawns and
Prepared to fight the final boss who has killed many level 60 players whoops did I make it seem like this fight was anything but a piss in the pond because we actually smurfed on this Shady Drake and even though he did look my way at one point it was when he
Was already past his Prime Health Wise so yeah we slayed the [ __ ] I rock the biggest damage wiener on the charts here is the loot for anyone who can’t enjoy a boss fight without seeing it and it’s safe to say we sunk that Temple anyways
Started to feel a bit lonely in this big beautiful world it turns out I had far surpassed the average lifespan of most mouth breathers who play hardcore wow and I was feeling empty without someone to share this beautiful highlevel scenery with I craved human interaction and anytime I saw another player I
Quickly rushed over to them tried to steal their tag like a total [ __ ] and Then followed them around hoping to receive any attention from another player but it turns out they were all just Chinese farming Bots into a bad she was like is that a
Bone in your pocket or are you happy to see me and I was like ah it stitches femur you dumb [ __ ] have you not heard of RAB the Avatar Master of the hardcore elements keep your nasty Crag bore ribs breath away from me but then I
Remembered that I do want Howard to have a sexy stepmom with a Dwarven upbringing So I listened to what she say she kind water seems to have strange qualities and what I took from that was she wanted to go skinny dipping in the hot springs but some douchebag tribe was now [ __ ]
Blocking me and it won’t let me come near the two larger I SED and said I’ll make sure she can Skinny Dip in peace to which she said well I think you’ll want to see it for yourself so I ran off pick some feathers to use to tickle her toes
You know all dwars had that frag foot fetish going on then I killed off the village of man bear pigs thinking she’ll be so grateful that I cleared the area for our nude hot spring date but didn’t [ __ ] tell me I had a booger hanging
Out so it killed the vibe it reminds me a bit of the sludge I saw when traveling through fellwood I also apparently killed the wrong Village of upright pigs and she wanted me to genocide the bigger much dangerous ones to which I wanted to tell her to piss off but I remembered
How hard it was for a guy my height to get any attention from Girls damn and considering anytime they did acknowledge me I wasn’t exactly the best at flirting so I went to the Village of evolved man bear pigs where every fight felt like a raid boss only to come back to her and be like is that a yellow question mark above your head
Or are you just happy to see me and let’s just say I was ready to get this butt naked bath action on but she was all like oh babe one more thing I need you to ride Rebecca all the way into bum [ __ ] cazo to scout out some Zone full of
Mobs that will easily invert your [ __ ] if they see you and then I promise we can hot springs and chill but when I finally get back from that weekl long trip she has the godamn nerve to tell me this I’d wait until you are a
Bit stronger if you I tell this [ __ ] to go on one podcast and talk about bad breath four out of 10 ass with the personality of a literal NPC needs a six book man who makes 100 gold per hour and parses like a boy just say so then I
Shove some steroids in my ass just to show her what she’s missing and let Howard know his dad is going to be no one’s [ __ ] D thankfully I have some boys who know how to distract me from heartbreak find GES and chop off his fat head murder baby so I venture over to
That tatted Twinkie eater thinking he’s not even an elite so this will be a walk in the park but according to my research that’s not the case for everyone but RAV the Avatar has the tools for every situation explosive [ __ ] turns out this particular Serta mattress logo was feeling timid so I
Chose the backup plan which was to deploy a mini ice skating rink tell Howard to stay focused on giving that ogre of second make the little buty play the most annoying game of rundown goresh was now looking like nikacado avocado fell asleep son bathing at the beach
While I just had to aim one shot to deal with his but buddy ni and while I pride myself on on Stellar RP I struggled with this one chop off his fat head oh [ __ ] so I spored his skull and seeing his Noggin up there reminded me of something dank I
Had and sure enough by the end of I anyways I had to venture into the plague lands which I had been warned are quite deadly these Farms had a population density that could only be rivaled by China but I wasn’t having issues as I was using new abilities to
Dehydrate these [ __ ] only to stand and laugh at how utterly useless they are without mana and as I’m looting the coveted tomato soup from the first Farm in front of the food stamps line I’m thinking this game’s too easy but that all changed when I hit up my home girl
Janice for a little ghostly gu grabbing session as a rebound fling but she’s like I’m on my period and actually I need you to grab my tampacks from the next door and I’m thinking for [ __ ] sake okay and not knowing what jealous X’s will be in they guarding her
Menstrual kit I sent Howard in expecting one or two but not this oh [ __ ] I didn’t expect to get rear ended by a blue Skelly but I wasn’t going to let Howard die over just four mobs oh [ __ ] these are a lot of SK Bo and I had to
Run to the left looked like a Kai senent it meet and greet so I steered clear of that and then I called Howard back knowing if I just left him there I’d get canceled for r ISM as we scrambled a bit and stayed alive but these skeletons
Will apparently chase you all the way back to coldridge Valley if you aren’t careful and that’s when I realized this is when the game gets hard no no no no no I decided to take it slow when I came back only to hear this I need help so I
Hurry it up grab her tissue dildos and with that the first Farm was down numero two was a bit different as some guy was there making the rest of us looked bad but his name was sus as all [ __ ] so I had to do some
Policing if you’re not a bod give me 10 gold no oh [ __ ] Bro reported that said the mobs were still giving Howard infections to the point where every time I sat down to drink he would [ __ ] all over me so I was like okay there’s a porta poot around here we
Will let you get it all out only for me to realize it was occupied with someone moaning in there and I’m thinking what a shitty no pun intended spot for someone to get hit with the emergency chipot Lake queso shards but at the end of the
Day Howard needed in so I knocked again only for the dude dropping a deuce to get defensive and Come Out Swinging which is a situation I’ve never been in before but we took care of business so Howard could take care of his and we were done with the second Farm 3
Featured things that tried to turn me and Howard into dead [ __ ] popsicles but outside of me having to dry hump The Soup pot to be able to click on it that was smoother than a dolphin dick and I was ready for the last this one had wailing [ __ ] that made me hit for
Literally less damage than I did well before my balls dropped back at level one and the second I went to slurp those SpaghettiOs everyone and their Undead Uncle wanted to tickle my taint but after a bit of chaos Howard and I successfully drank chili from watching a
League play play while chat then I’m about to let Howard piss all over some Outcast script when I run into two durar douches with th dick on their breath and even though I know they don’t speak the same language I let them know how it’s
Going to go down as I NAB the tag and prep a cuting split to be reminded that I’m apparently the only toxic [ __ ] that has played too much League of Legends as clear the Quest for me wow they tell me jokes I laugh and like a foreign hooker that you busted a nut
After two pumps we share an inexplicable Bond over a memory we had together without ever being able to communicate okay oh we got this no way she’s going to die anyways a Time fetish [ __ ] tells me she needs a yearbook from the local town hall and all I will need to do is
Clear through the zone that killed one of our Guild’s best speed running Hunters a few weeks back how did what I thought what’s the worst that could happen as the attack turned into four as they apparently were all but [ __ ] each other inside of one of their pixels but luckily they were green
Howard was mean and this pole was clean but little did I know of the dangers I don’t know if I heard of a bony four pack with some of the most deadly mobs in Azeroth who felt strong ly against me getting into the school to grab that
Yearbook the first one got flat out he kind of BL because this game is a cakewalk but then the second healed Howard dropped and all of a sudden I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market uh Howard was going down so I planted a
Face on a stick in the ground knowing if he died I’d be more out of luck than the son of a stripper on Father’s Day as I kept kiing back I managed to weave Howard in and out of the fight to keep him alive alive and all I had to do was
Keep running but the Temptations to go back in that have killed many men before me took over and I greeted thinking I would be fine he’s World buffed and twinked out yeah he’s [ __ ] blasting them like these mobs I struggle to kill he’s like he has a pot still I was under 10%
But I couldn’t see my health and one flaming hot Cheeto squee out of red Randy here and I died so I chugged a Kool-Aid and just barely been a tragedy that was a close one I wasn’t leaving anything up to chance anymore as I researched which year book was correct
And after going full-blown detective I found the one with the [ __ ] stain on it and told crony I’m not doing another single thing for her entitled time traveling ass but it turns out I wasn’t the only Hunter who had a close call that day and others weren’t as that was
So close what did ay just die this is our best player no oh no no and I may not know what he needed to kill that mob for or what it does but it was going to be my mission [ __ ] is he going to top it yo let me go
Wash my hand real fast sometimes I imagine myself being a slave and some cute troll Tommy mommy watching me slave away for her I banged guu every day and my girlfriend was watching all wa CH these are AI generated yo I think this is the longest react I’ve done what the
[ __ ] did my ear ear my earbuds gone did my cat come up here no Chad this is gone the little Rubber sometimes I imagine myself being a slave and some cute troll Tommy mommy watching me slave away for her I got it oh this stuff is busing respectfully all right let’s finish this boys we have two more episodes attention Gamers previously on my hardcore wild journey to 60 I reached
The level that only 3% of players get to without dying which left me feeling lonely so I SED for a thick chick NPC that was mid at best who led me on and left me feeling inferior wait until you are a bit stronger so I sought out to
Prove my manlihood by slaying bald sunburnt diabetics bossing around horde players and drinking tomato soup out of the deadliest cauldrons on the continent with some close calls tragedy then struck our Guild as our best player my rival SL dad died and the world was now
Relying on me to avenge him damn does he actually avenge that’s a hard it turns out these zy abusers aren’t just walking around and there’s a series of sweaty sexist steps that a level 60 has to do just to summon one so my plans to get myself and others killed would have to
Wait until later as I had other things to do first like film my music video to promote my new mouse pads this one’s for all the dead homies out there going again let’s get it you just died for the seventh time in Hills sprad you could
Blame M but know you just need a new mouse pad but the Market’s just filled with trash quality for every race class and gender the design is so fine with my very famous swine the material is Imperial it’s sick like bacterial my art supports artists none of that AI [ __ ]
After all they work the hardest they deserve to get their split now to those who’ve asked how to support me as a streamer the best way is to R your you never need an upgrade cuz this [ __ ] is overpowered and now each and every one
Of you can SL pet Howard this type type of quality will sell fast no doubt it’s a onetime sale so buy one before they’re sold out and for the few remaining League of Legends users I added one design for your hardstuck losers R out as I got closer to level 60 some
Events in my past started to come full circle turns out testing every Soup Kitchen in the plag lands had me walking around like Goldilocks was my [ __ ] and there was no such thing as a pot I wasn’t going to risk my life to drink out of but it turns out these man bear
Pigs have a social aggro range on par with Taylor Swift so I had to take them out RAV the rapper style I then had to visit my [ __ ] of an Internet GF that used me in the past so I gave that ho some of my mystery goo
Which to No Surprise made her want me as she promised she would change if I did one last thing for her which turned out to be another one one of these we’s [ __ ] Waldo Golden Goose chases through Carmen San Diego’s tank escort Quest but unlike my failures in the
Basin of aroi I actually found the mail men this time and while I told her some [ __ ] lie about how I took them out for her I actually made a deal with them behind her back so that the next time she starts her breakup speech I do think
It’s best that we put a stop to it before it gets out of hand her heart will be the one that’s literally broken me haaha until those albino pigs pussied out at the last minute anyways one of Shrek’s turds with too much makeup on told me her friend showed her a video
About two girls and a cup and now she wants to get back at them for not being able to eat ice cream out of a martini glass without dry heaving and while I wanted to be like wow nice first world problems [ __ ] I needed the experience
So I agreed to let my brain rod in a cave asking these abominable snowmen if they can pretend that pristine horns actually exist in this so bored that I let some demen talk my head off to pass the time until six birthdays later I got the loot
He said said this and I deemed it time to outplay that mechanic I give Shrek’s little bastard her grocery list and she was like dank now prepare for the craziest prank on these [ __ ] you’ve ever seen and then I quote come back and tell me what happened turns out these
Reactions were more flaccid than a Viagra addicted dick and while I was thinking this was hardly payb for making this Botox toddler watch two girls one cup I am not one to lie so I told her the reactions were lame but I said it’s okay if she lets her dreams of being a
Prankster die at least she can blame 80% of that death on Miss kth no anyways my guide was now telling me to abandon my next Quest and I was about to until I saw who would find out if I quit so for some reason I felt the urge to not
Abandon it turns out the parental controls on rested XP were just looking out for my well-being as a level 59 boss Elite with two patrolling butt buddies is just a death clip marinating and dumb decisions but that basic [ __ ] donova needed to know what she was missing out on Marvin Merry Christmas
Man he’s got the kite Str down so I don’t think he could die from this now he’s got it all inventory is full as always and it all added up when I looted a damn Love Letter off dead Captain cuck sucks corpse she acting distant with me
All this time was because she was seeing someone his army pulling back from our arrangements to murder her suddenly made sense she was cheating on me and now I’d finally get my closure by telling her good luck sucking a dead man’s dick you little thick Muppet but there Comes A
Time in every man’s life where it’s time to grow up and start acting like an adult adult so I decided to spend the next 3 hours of my life playing hide and go seek with a bunch of people on a video game and the rules were simple
This is the lowest roll is our first Seeker everyone type it now go for it ra oh I think it’s actually RAV and if you think for a second that RAV the Avatar isn’t also the LeBron James of hide and seek I’ve got news for you can not move wherever you
Are that who is that who is that that that was pretty oh my God that’s a good hiding spot dude I played hide with andon I couldn’t find it for [ __ ] two hours I forgot where he was hiding I had to tell him to come out it was bad Dam the
3602 super you’re out my God that’s true Hunter track or maybe he has his UI hidden yeah I was going to go under there and we did it with our UI hidden who’s the last One that’s [ __ ] Off uh RAV has been seeking for 2 minutes now let’s make a deal Let’s Make a Deal no no please Dam that’s not a bad spot yes I found 40 people in under 3 minutes they were so impressed that someone even gave me 50 Gold by the end and just to show how hard this was Annie was taking so long as the Seeker in round two papaa had to say this we’re
Going to have to somehow speed this up because we are cutting into the scavenger hunt time at this point but in her defense it’s because I was just as much of a giga chat on the hiding side as I went nuts to butts pixel orgy with My Doppelganger NPC to the point where
Anyone would think us two or one and it’s just typical classic wow code at work but I also had Howard playing mind games with her now wa is that Howard how P Howard a bower Howard Howard you’re out Howard dismiss dismiss Howard and when she went inside
She clearly didn’t find me because all she would see is this no way she actually missed it well I mean that’s called you’re going to have to tell me who is the owner just sniff in that direction oh this Way oh what he disappeared never real who he’s invisible trial LSD the entire time 20 minutes later oh [ __ ] Howard B Howard’s how Howard’s gone again I was one of only two people left and even though my Howard Mind Games would lead her right to me I was perfectly hidden until this
NPC decided to take his first [ __ ] steps in the history of his existence just to blow my cover wait did this guy moves there’s no way there’s no wayc moves I’ve never seen him move yeah I’m trying who is it who do you think that has to be
God how is she not clicking him you had him you had him who was you got it you got it who was that back upb you’re that was crazy that was good damn what a play Howard thank you nice to be a good boy as you were walking up there RAB was
Like don’t be suspicious don’t oh [ __ ] now you’re bra wondering how I got here you see I learned that the original hardcore add-on has a bunch of challenges where you have to defeat certain bosses or quests before certain levels to not just beat hardcore but obtain big dick status and there are
Apparently only two that stud muffins like myself are required to do before 60 the first one I unknowingly accomplished when I killed the polar bear pegging my xgf which left just death clasp the final achievement in hardcore that kills many level 59s trying to achieve such a
Feat so I was going to do it butt ass naked the first step was to take this big bug and his erect tail boner on a walkway from his little honey Hive and those simps then you are probably thinking I just kited him with cheetah
All the way to town where I would make some underappreciated City guard do my hardcore achievement for me but I’m the Avatar so I chose to naked RP walk walk instead until those pincers got way too close to my puckered ass cheeks so I tagged Howard in to give me a little
Space and you’re probably thinking I learned my lesson and will just kill him off but who would I be if it weren’t for soloing the most deadly hardcore achievement with my scrotum flailing in the wind RP walking away from a boss that can One-Shot me so I generously let
Him clear His Bucket List item of making a short n dwarf jump just before passing away and with that all the challenges I needed to accomplish before over and there was only one more thing on my mind another is he going to do it resist my research on avenging this
Death consisted of me asking a random to the tits Hunter how I can make big fire boy spawn to which she wrote me an entire PhD dissertation to I was like hey let’s test run this [ __ ] together but I clearly didn’t know what I was dealing with oh [ __ ]
Who’s Nalan oh it’s the other Hunter oh my God Nan might die dude how’s dead he says oh my [ __ ] god so after almost getting another player killed I realized some battles are not meant for rap the Avatar and ‘s death wasn’t mine to avenge without ay himself by my side
Oh [ __ ] so with one kill away from level 60 we sought out to make history with Me oh God this is a [ __ ] uh oh bro summon it oh no we got a geomancer in the mix this is exactly what happened to Hunter dad oh Mona this like Gordon ramsy show big grbs and some may say this was a poetic ending to an Epic Journey and that I
Just want to say we’re just getting started right that was like mhf Editing buy my mouse pad so you can pet Howard wow this the last one Queen has some Shrek turns into an ogre Dragon at midnight [ __ ] going on and I wasn’t going to be the one to piss on his parade we venture into the keep and even
Though I personally had my doubts I love to stir the pot so I made sure she caught a few Strays from me but to my surprise this conspiracy oh wait this is not the original this is soda reacting to it I thought that was the video water um this
Attention last one boys Gamers previously on my hardcore journey I took on the two hardest leveling achievements in the game by slaying an albino man Bear Pit who was pegging my internet GF and then bare naked kiing the deadliest scorpion in Azeroth with RAV walk toggled on to prove that no hardcore
Element would be left unmastered I teamed up with ay to avenge his previous character’s death on my final kill before level 60 and vowed that the series wouldn’t end until I defeated ragnaros ragnaros the Finale but he died oh oh [ __ ] at 60 feels bad man we need a Doctor oh he yeah he died doing the only [ __ ] that was the last part though now to understand how this happened I need to take you back to where we left off okay I hit 60 and despite being showered with the server’s praise I knew that the more important
Ding level 60 was yet to happen similar to me planning an epic last kill Howard had a poetic plan for his too to get his final level killing off the ghosts of his relatives haunting their pig family oh he was adaman on doing the work himself and refused to let me mob tag
For him we spent days in those plagu lands until he was just one kill away are you ready Howard you bet you there someone be I’m typing that his ding wasn’t publicly advertised but I made sure to let him know I was proud and then throw him a party with
Some of stormwind’s finest baddies that I could find oh wow stormwind’s bad but it was at this time where everyone gathered for our pre raid Guild meeting because papaa needed to make an important announcement I think I’m ready to show you guys the roster show you all
Who is going to be in our first raid it is subject to change um I worked on this last night with ay uh Hunters we only have two hunters in this raid the two Hunters that we do have in the raid are going to be dizzy
And RAB this meant I had work to do in the form of waking up and checking the mail which was just full of surprises like my long lost father trying to capitalize on my new found Fame by finally coming back from the store years later with the milk but it also meant I
Had to do some honey DS in order to unlock the raid which started with sex self Robin Hood here who was like dog we got a dragon problem and you probably need to reach off of Guild to kill some Elites to which I thank them by taking
The single fight that I beat them in DPS and posting it online to patronize their tiny little damage but on the real sardo as a homie and when I saw that an Egyptian Godzilla breeder [ __ ] stamped his ass a few days later I gave him the fattest 07 you’ve ever seen the fattest
07 but when I told Robin Hood that we beat level one of Bloon Tower Defense burning steps Edition he said we are going to need backup from Stormwind so I figured I would use my clout to get an appointment with the King himself who was all like wo whoa whoo talk to my
Wife about that [ __ ] who by the way turned out to be a total [ __ ] I was standing that not his wife she was all sus and then said only [ __ ] would investigate further which made me curious so I spent an hour talking to just about every breathing creature in
The Eastern kingdoms until some drunk told me about some [ __ ] that went down in the mountain we were in the middle of Black Rock Mountain when the filthy animals attacked I grabbed some of the most feared comrades I could find and we went in we found the dude that was
Captured but he was all like yeah I give up this game has sucked the soul out of me and I was like suit yourself until days later I found a note that said the local McDonald’s was bringing back the McRib and all of a sudden the dude was
Highly motivated to get out of there we escorted him as he unlocked all his friends but he only seemed to talk to fandy and thank her for the help and I’m thinking hey pervert I have a pair of tits too and just because no one is
Paying to see mine doesn’t mean I’m not deep in this Mountain’s [ __ ] saving you too but long story short we rescue him and he tells us to meet him in Stormwind in an hour for what will be some juicy ass drama I decide while I’m here to get attuned to some core that’s
Molten which involved trying to save 15 minutes of time on tunes that we committed 9 days of played time to by trying to glitch our way through Lava and after fa failing miserably at some practice what you’re going to do is you’re going to jump right before the uh
The Red Bar reaches the green uh vertical bar I figured what’s the Worst That Could Happen lava run Haw is so Bas it’s a scary thing to do oh anyways it was now time for me to find out the drama that are Prison Break MC rib lover was about
To reveal he said the queen has some Shrek turns into an ogre Dragon at midnight [ __ ] going on and I wasn’t going to be the one to piss on his parade we venture into the keep and even though I personally had my doubts I love
To stir the pot so I made sure she caught a few Strays from me but to my surprise this conspiracy theory was true as [ __ ] and half of the Guard staff was apparently undercover I ran around trying to spread the word but then I realized that if RAV the Avatar couldn’t
Save Stormwind no one could no man do he my in a way of listening to Howard and even though I thought the ritar could help there was one hardcore element I had yet to face death than I felt empty inside as my first thought was what would happen to
Howard my second thought was how can I somehow make money off of this if I’m in mol core with you on Saturday you have to buy my mouse pad I’ll buy two and one for Russell it’s where he can put his plates and then my third thought was
That I just died 2 days before raid and the odds of me making it back in time were slim we can power level you go again there’s no time he can’t get power leveled back all the way up there there’s no way it’s not possible what do
You mean aen you know the best this guy gets power level all the time it’s possible CH start a raid just it’s possible unironically the only way it’s possible is either a he takes hard drugs or account shares uh because he has to play 24 hours a day and then that’s also only
Some do s man I’m kind of down to bet 5 that he won’t do it by raid you also need to get attuned it’s not going to happen but deep down I knew this was all part of my destiny just give up it’s over it is
What it is Holy as talking I think it’s cuz he him on the I need him to tell me what he’s going to do I only had one answer for him only flyy pull the josito Strat man there it is that’s the josito Strat oh he’s RP walking to bumba already 29
35 he’s doing it man I honored to be in your ranks oh the Bali AOE the last service we will give you till we meet again yeah this is what asingle did too why was he pretending like he can’t man you can turn this in holy level 50
Already yeah I saw his warlock do this in just over a day fangle got me back to level 50 but now my f would be in the hands of a [ __ ] named P penis from asmongold’s roach Guild who informed me that there was no backup plan for me if things went wrong after
Being awake for 2 days straight at this point I wasn’t trusting my own ability to avoid death so I was absolutely not prepared for his godamn Roblox obstacle course over Elite mobs just to get the next stud this is some dangy moves oh he’s here to get zg boosted or what Mar oh man he’s sweating and before I could even process what just happened little PP head here was already telling me that one of my guildies died in The Next Step while giving me the most vague explanation of what he did Wrong I think I saw San almost die here But with it I had made it to the rock where I would sit for 10 minutes at a time in hopes of getting XP orgasms from him grinding raid mobs oh and with 12 hours till raid and two levels to go I accepted a bribe from papaa to join back into the
Only gold that would be used for the final step of the journey six kid there it is voice the final one and in a 34-hour marathon we had done it and been granted our raid spot back but there were still doubters wow I still don’t think he’s going to make it
To raid so what’s the point of this [ __ ] make to raid what do you mean he’s got to get T tuned I just don’t see it happening little did he know that I would be walking by his side an hour later to achieve my Attunement to the
Molton Corp and while I had successful ascended the Avatar Howard could not complete the journey with dead self I asked his brothers and they informed me that only his ghost existed in the world while dead owner and rumor was his ghost could be found in the plaguelands my
Friends in fangle located his ghost and supported me as I tamed him to fight by my side for the remainder of my journey Howard Man that’s not Howard man that’s a fake one pepper hand real Howard’s dead it was now time to finish my attunements but we weren’t out of the clear yet Target dumm if you got it kill the the guys in the back here I just I feared them I fear them oh gosh
Yeah the Arcana Smith have to die guys he on oh sh this is pretty this is pretty mon guys yeah this might be AET guys just can can we AE them down yeah I’m healing you Grayson’s just [ __ ] out man this little whistle look at him R out immed look at
That you saw that guy he’s a rogue man I’m healing you still I killed you I I marked a skull that all he’s coming back he’s coming back everyone he’s running out he can’t make a one okay guys do do we all have Petri a few hours after hitting 60 I had to
Use a [ __ ] potion just to survive the atunement no matter how little sleep or how deadly the tasks were ahead of me I had a death to avenge and a destiny to fulfill he’s back on his body damn there walks a hero a living legend sad that he dies
Though yeah these guys need to move away there these level ones going to die damn did imagine he was holding a femur still that would have been gold then yo you guys throwing snowballs out of Legend what the [ __ ] what is wrong with these guys yeah throw it out nixia she’s a bad
Person yeah I actually got sad for Howard even this in game Pet weak spot for pets man you know who’s a gigachad [ __ ] bovar chat bvar over there he’s singlehandedly [ __ ] all those anexia minions he’s insane look at that hero chat I overcome the moly death and it was finally time
For what we had all been waiting For no B is a Chad they just [ __ ] him up in uh Shadow Lands you’re not ready The Raid molten core so pack up go home you’re Merry Christmas little brother Anthony Merry Christmas man thank you for the four months the first boss was the [ __ ] onyia whose sneaky Stormwind SS killed my first character and even though my heart had a a beat faster than
An EDM concert the instructions were clear step on a crack break your mother’s back and then when purple Charizard takes flight I bust a nut on all my cool Downs oh [ __ ] after the most intense 17 seconds we were in the Final Phase and literally everyone’s surprise we had no death yet
17 seconds they killed it in 17 seconds Jesus Christ it Easy Life bab go did it minut two minute easy [ __ ] EAS Chad does r his voice or is he just Channel my inner Wild player to find the cause Hunter and classing need Above it was now time for us to venture into the molten core for me to use the following footage for my comprehensive guide on how to One-Shot this place the first boss everyone turns their monitors off and jams a one button rotation at one point Howard’s ghost was looking
Like he needed some loving so I spent my fight mending his wounds the second was a large dog who would occasionally get swollen and as Hunters would have to EpiPen him before he bit off a tank’s head boss numero 3 was the first time I saw myself on the damage
Meters for a second before it disappeared and never came back gar was the first boss where people thought we’d have deaths and it’s because every time one of his little sperm cells pieces out everyone around him is all like but we made it through with no deaths the next boss had a mechanic
Where one single person could kill everyone if they didn’t get out of raid when they were Mar living bomb Italian guy I’m calling it out Italian guy get out and all I’m saying is thank God no one was apparently listening to soda because his add-on broke and whispered
Every single person in raid that they were the target every time even when they weren’t holy had my few moments in raid to shine want to pull it but I also don’t yet yeah we’re going to thread the needle R you want to try and thread that
Needle pull that cor Hound you you [ __ ] this up oh God oh God okay adamax you’re bubbling adamax you’re bubbling yeah this is me I got it [ __ ] it right we are rap pulling I believe in the rabbit oh that was a troll account Miz you’re tanking it
I was going to say how did you [ __ ] the Adon up before we spent 13 minutes talking about the next boss and then a total of 13 seconds killing him holy [ __ ] he’s just melting [ __ ] this just kill him if there’s a mechanic on the next boss it must have called in sick
That day because I wasn’t even tabbed into the game for this one but then the next lava left on R this is what I mean they need to uh make a 20 man or 15 man for sod and add in some few more mechanic for fun boss had a job for me I
Would have to to get the attention of one of his little slaves and bring them to a tank the only problem was they got a glance of F’s tits and for the life of me I couldn’t distracted over no one noticed all right just do damage we now
Had two bosses left and I felt like things were going a little too smooth so I had a plan ay and I spent the next 15 minutes devising an evil plan where I would feain death during the next boss and he would send out a raid warning
Saying that I had died the whole thing was going to be dank as [ __ ] until my feain death decided to just not update my frames so we only got a taste of the reaction we were going for we’re on moon now the last one and that is it yo
Threat RAB is dead what what oh my God you’re so D oh what’s a what’s a raid alert and then there was rag the final boss and the goal from day one of our Guild and while the others were strategizing and getting ready to
Min max their DPS I had my own plan for this fight oh [ __ ] P I fell a fire we got some we got someone real low just sitting in dude he did not want to die yo at savic I made a video called World of Warcraft 2023 rewind would be a
Nice Christmas present if you react sure I’ll check it out this if you don’t still okay all the love all the power police officer sure man months of work sleepless nights and gold spent by fangle and other viewers carrying idiot streamers like myself who barely lifted
A finger and we had done it but in the midst of the celebrations deep down I knew there was still one thing I had to do the green tab is a great touch damn there was only one way I could do it I transer my character so that I
Could come back to life and call him one last time damn but I knew what had to be done it’s actually sad he was being extra clingy after having not been fed because while buing he was stuck back Tethered to a dead character who could no longer take
Care of him I arrived at the spot that I had found him his family around to welcome him back I looked at him and for one last time I slash pet Howard a b it’s actually Sad damn I’m getting sad for Pixel started for me asking to join a guild full of people who had no idea who I was who is this RAV guy is the league RAV guy I don’t who the [ __ ] r i experienced the craziest leveling Journey not once
But twice I was welcomed by the most incredible Community I’ve seen online and I got emotional over a pig in a video game that is the story of RAB the Avatar that’s a great Story but what I didn’t realize was that me letting Howard go was what I needed to release his ghost and I immediately knew what this meant that’s for ra [Laughter] Avatar naked dwarf wow what a great ending boys wow how is back that’s a good ending very good
Story holy Mo his storytelling insane I’ll link you guys’ channel of course chat great video man great Video how it exists to allow rap tell a story not going to lie shout out single man yeah what’s up shout out tier two this is the first wer that deserve a rank up besides Barney dud that was a very good video I think it was even
Better but I didn’t finish the Barney one to damn what a video watch the Christmas video can you link it what was the link for that
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