College is one of the most chaotic places there is and when you put a bunch of crazy ass people in the same place well you’re bound to see some pretty wild [ __ ] so today we’re out here at one of the most degenerate colleges in America to ask a bunch of students the
Craziest stories they have so without further Ado let the story begin baby I have one question for you here is super super simple you got to be honest okay I’m nervy what is the craziest story you’ve heard while you’ve been in Florida State oh oh my God craziest flid Toy Story
Um wait God the camera’s reset huh what craziest story I’ve ever heard wait I have to think about this how explicit can I get nature as much as you want baby well go it’s someone flipping a car in front of the Student Union probably that some of the pledges have to get
Naked and get hit by a car some kid got his eyeball taken out while pledging the tub room especially on my dorm floor it’s like notorious for people having sex in it I saw fried guys doing coke at pots on like a dorm key I had some friends just walking around Aqua Club
And somebody just did like a driveby shooting at that and like just started shooting definitely the shootings and stuff at the bar this like random man just started pulling his pants down and like singing to people roommate being engaged how old are we talking we’re talking like freshman like 18 18 and
Engaged holy [ __ ] I’d probably have to say the time that my friend peed herself at Madison social I fell down the stairs at SAE and got a concussion I had relations with someone with one testicle I broke up with my ex and I unblocked this [ __ ] from high school and we
Decided to link up and one thing led to another I got a call the next morning that she was in the hospital because I beat that [ __ ] up too much but she’s okay now though because we [ __ ] again I’ve heard of people like doing crazy
Stuff in the library before I was in the library at stroer and someone did cocaine during finals week one of my boys snorted half cocaine half otol one line just to start studying his stroia my freshman year I was walking home from a club and I ran to a friend that I knew
So I was really confused I went with it we end up in the bottom of stroer Library I thought we were messing around he had a couple of his friends rating around and and they started handing out bags of cocaine there was a guy presenting at like the very end of the
Year and the professor fell asleep and was like snoring during this person’s presentation’ been working on it all semester I walked into my room and just saw this man’s ass cheeks just with my roommate they were just hanging out no they were hanging they were studying for
Math they had a test later yeah yeah wait you don’t do that you don’t just study with your ass cheeks out like that I don’t know I’ve heard like Greek life stories that are like insane I have a couple of friends in some fraternities
And I got one of them to reveal but one of their initiations stories was and they weren’t supposed to tell me but they told me about their initiation one of my pledge friends they said last year they had a group of guys and they told
Them to eat a tub of ice cream and then after they showed a video of them in the ice cream unfortunately for this man he literally got turned into a dog basically man was forced to strip down into his underwear got put into like a spike colored leash and was walked
Around by his upper they’re in the line they all had to eat the dog food and the dad tries eating the dog food and it’s like what dog food and he vomits in it and he’s like I’m not eating that and the guy’s like all right get out of the
Line and then the next person on the line was like all right we eat it and then he did it holy [ __ ] damn that is intense I don’t know if this is true or not but apparently this guy pledging a fraternity they were like beating him up
And then his eye popped out and he like fully went blind in that eye but he’s still in the fraternity I don’t want you to get community guidelines stried here but let’s just say Skittles were involved and a lot of lubricant they were just they were cooking with them
You know they were just making them easier to take down I don’t want to get too dark or anything but when I was like a freshman I ran into a chair rush like a rushman for a frat and so he’s telling me the stories about you know the
Fraternities and he told me that a couple years back there was this party and one of the guys had his gun on the wall and decided he was going to show it off like a shotgun dude and dude takes it off the wall it’s fully loaded and
Boom the thing goes off goes straight through the wall into the other room where there’s people and blows a girl’s head off dude like clean off dude and I’m just like I just got here man I’m just like what the [ __ ] dude I don’t even know what to say to that holy [ __ ]
Yeah I mean I’m not part of Greek life I don’t plan on it after that it’s not for me I don’t buy my friends and I don’t need Skittles of my ass not all fraternities are like that but apparently this one was wow well I think it’s safe to say that definitely tops
Our list I went to a fraternity party and basically lifted the girl on top put her on the shoulder and he like started to eat that in the air wow oh my God I guess like people like trying to break into the field so a friend of mine for a
Challenge for my fraternity that got kicked off campus to get some cool points he got laid on the 50 yard line of the football field at night caught in the act on the 50 yard line trespassed and then was arrested and taken to jail so one of my friends was taking her
Graduation photos and so she’s like hey do you mind coming with me to the Athletics Center I want to take some really cool pictures like in the center like we get there and then she says oh by the way I’m going to be taking pictures with Mike noral and I was
Like okay I have a real question for you how did he smell he smells so good dude I had a feeling he would I don’t have any crazy stories oh I know you do I don’t I know I I know you do what do we got here let’s show it off here all
Right yeah so the product you know it’s a pocket beer bong fits right in your pocket it’s portable it’s convenient look at that get a get a closeup on this this is [ __ ] Innovation by Design I don’t have crazy stories all right I got another question for you okay what’s
Your body count yeah now you want to answer the other one no let flipping the script here so I was at a house party one time and all of a sudden this girl runs out of the house no shirt on just completely naked with like a cloth
Covering herself and ran down the street and just kept going at like midnight my friend group and I decided to go to like Alabama and then we stole a bunch of like train spikes and we got pulled over by a cop and he almost arrested US that
An NFL player bought a Pokemon card for me who we talking I can’t say the name but Trey Hendrickson as an RA last year let’s just say they had a PE Corner they spat on the walls and they did some other stuff that wasn’t nice when I lived in a
Frat house we had a big rat infestation and we used to go around the frat house with like BB guns and try and shoot them and stuff we would get the dead rats and the mouse straps and we’d hang them above their beds just like dead rats
Dangling from like Mouse straps it was kind of [ __ ] I saw that blue check mark come through the DM I said we’re eating good tonight we did we eat good that night Ruth Chris oh [ __ ] that’s fire I was talking to a girl at the time
We go to the strip I hang out with a bunch of my friends and one of them gets really really drunk and we can’t Uber home so I had to carry her home on my back all the way to her dorm and at the same time the girl that I really like is
Texting me and telling me to come over so I have to take this girl lay her in bed and then walk over to the dorm like three doors down and go meet up with another girl that is [ __ ] efficiency at its finest that is fire so what do we
Got in here we got some Red Bull huh how do I do this should I get on a knee I’ve never [ __ ] done this in my life it’ll do itself dude just drink hand over we’re literally in front of my school dean right now [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we’re doing it we’re doing It yeah let’s go yeah oh my go we just took a beer bong in front of the dean of my college who determines if I graduate or not life is Roblox you live with me you don’t have any crazy stories you you frequently visit my house you know you
Are dating my roommate what’s what’s something at my house that’s happened when you guys went to the back of you club and took the the wagon ran it down the hill broke his arm we’ll put the clip in right here boom so I was at Best Buy and we were
Looking at some cameras and I just felt like being a dick to one of like the sales people like so I go up to the cameraman I’m just I just start [ __ ] with him so you’re telling me you jump off roofs [ __ ] get deodor and dropped down your head 20 ft up
Kiss me on camera a million [ __ ] times and you can’t think of anything better that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] bye [ __ ] man all right we’re done just [ __ ] cut it right there all right see you next week
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