What’s up everybody we’re back here we are here we are yep me and Drew drop no Cho today he’s on death door apparently he’s got some unnamed undetermined illness he don’t do too well with being sick I’ve noticed I mean not that I do either but you know I’ve never been
Around him when he’s sick but like you hear him like to hear him talk about it it’s like a a NY on emergency each time you think he’s like it’s always like I can’t walk I can’t get up I can’t he’s also Pro yeah right that’s kind of what I’m
Saying like when he’s doing good he’s like I am the Babe Ruth of this new hobby I developed yesterday the best to ever do it right so it might just be that he exaggerates all of his current statuses whether they be good or bad yeah I buy that for sure but I also
Think he’s probably unbearably annoying when he’s sick yeah is that what you were getting at that I take the bait no no go ahead continue well no you’re talking about him saying like I can’t get up yeah everything sucks I mean I feel like he vocal about that when he’s
Sick I assume when you’re present with him don’t you think yeah yeah presumably but it’s we say all this and then like you know Coran’s up in the hospital with some kind of pneumonia for three days or something and we wouldn’t we have egg on our faces no I don’t think
So talking about somebody processes something it’s like a thing with men too right it’s like that’s a cliche now what men are bad at being sick we can’t suffer it silently yeah why do you think that is I think moms are who develop I think no one can suffer it silently except
Moms and so moms say it about their husbands but they say men cuz they’re not around a lot of non-mom women dude non-mom women are just as [ __ ] and St it’s only moms who can do sick only moms I I mean I think like it’s a maybe just
A parenting thing in job just telling Aaron before we started I was talking about Corey Corey used to say he liked to be sick because it gave him an excuse to not do [ __ ] right right but I brought that up to him recently and he was like
Well you know I always said that before I had a baby now that Happ because babies don’t give a [ __ ] how sick you are or over or hung over yes and Amber like works during the day as a teacher and ch’s got the baby probably not this
Week but like still generally he’s got the baby during the day and uh you know so if he’s sick he still got to do baby [ __ ] cuz babies don’t care so he’s just getting his first taste to that I’m saying I think that that’s a lesson that every
Parent learns whether it’s the mom or the dad I mean unless you’re in one of those like old school setups or old school relationships where like the dad literally has nothing to do with the baby cuz that’s Woman’s Work or whatever if you’re living in the you know the 50s
Or Clay County uh then maybe but otherwise I don’t know cuz I I was I think that most you know parents have to deal with it right and I think that girl I agree with you that women who aren’t parents just like dudes aren’t I don’t think they’re good I wouldn’t say Katie
If she hears this she’s going to vehemently deny this but I don’t think Katie’s overly good at being sick she gets pretty pitiful and everything to this day even with kids if I’m around but if I wasn’t around she just takes care of it she would just do it but if
I’m around she’s like like she’s been sick this week and she’s mostly been in the bed and Sh which is fine with me and I’m you know I think it’s just like if you’re sick if you have someone that you do feel comfortable like relying on and
Then also being vocal like whiny to you’re going to do it and you are Cory’s daddy SL booyfriend and like I’m making a joke but I’m kind of being for real cuz like all right if you you want to talk about men in general you want to
Talk about Cho or both both all right so men in general and like that whole thing we’re talking about I think you’re right that parents just have to deal with it but I do think that moms hear their husbands deal with it and something Clicks in them where they’re
Like yeah yeah I was sick last you have this cuz I had it last week mhm and they’re just it just feels like they’re always like annoyed at their husbands and I think that’s where that cliche comes from but I don’t think anyone deals with sick being great
And anyone who has someone to whine to will yeah because I I’ve had it right every girl I’ve dated not just Andy pitiful vocally dramatic fever 102 I may not make it through the winter right we should discuss what to do with my things so what about Cho oh he’s full of
[ __ ] and what I mean by that I’m not saying he’s not sick but like I like being sick no you don’t no you don’t no one likes being sick yeah well what he like I kind of got it I haven’t been wearing my cans I know you don’t like
Them but I do so I’m putting them on anyway oh I’m taking mine off Cody’s not here uh so what we saying saying CH don’t oh what he meant was like he was saying if he’s if he’s normal if he’s tip toop shape and he don’t get anything
Done productive or anything like that he hates himself for it he feels like a worthless piece of [ __ ] but if he’s sick he’s like well of course I didn’t get anything done I’ve been sick which I kind of I kind of get like do you not
Feel your is your sense of selfworth at all related to your sense of productivity cuz m is like directly one to one tied to it it’s like the number one thing I don’t know if I don’t know it’s my number one thing but but definitely it’s there uh I totally get
That but his ability as a Salesman to present a logic attached to what it is he’s trying to present has nothing to do with what I’m talking about in fact I think it sort of belies my point did I use that word correctly proves my point
About him being full of [ __ ] he’s trying to find the good in it which is something I respect about him but he doesn’t like it right that’s not liking it yeah saying that I have found a positive aspect of this last three days that I’ve had is not liking the last 3
Days that you’ve had if you’re actually sick you hate it if you don’t hate it you’re not [ __ ] sick there’s been plenty of times in my life where like when I was in high school I didn’t want to go to school junior high didn’t want
To go to school just took my temp on a whim most of the times it’s normal every once in a while I felt fine but it was high that’s not really being sick but I didn’t have to go to school that day you see what I’m getting that mm I love that
Day right why I wasn’t sick right I just got to pretend to be so my my my argument is like I don’t think he or anyone else likes being sick I think that’s an aspect of being sick that he’s found the positive in which is a good
Thing to do it’s a great way to live your life yeah but I don’t think he likes it do you see what I’m saying yeah so like I don’t think I think him being miserable is like everyone else we’re all miserable when we’re sick yeah my whole family’s been sick recently except
For me and sometimes I’ve I’ve had instances where I survived that where I came out the other side of it without ever catching it but I’m always just waiting for the a little jealousy cuz I do have the grasses Greener thing even though I know
No one likes being sick I know no one likes being sick there’s times where I Andy sick and I’m not and I’m like I wish I could just lay in that [ __ ] bed but then when you do it you’re just like it sucks okay right yeah right cuz
When you’re if you’re the one that isn’t sick you got to like do [ __ ] you I had to go this we were out of everything cuz we got back from Tennessee we had no milk or eggs or any of that [ __ ] so I had to go to the grocery store on New
Year’s Eve which is like you know was empty no it was packed cuz people people were prepping for like their parties and [ __ ] that night I mean the parking lot was full it was in that that [ __ ] stresses me out and drives me crazy but
You know I had to do it because Katie was sick and so like that type of thing yes you’re sitting there like this [ __ ] [ __ ] but you know whatever it’s not and then uh but I still don’t want to get I know I’ve got like you
Know I know I’ll get sick right before I’ve got like a show or something like that like something that I need to do or particular long day or whatever is when it’ll hit me but I hope it don’t hit me at all sometimes I make it through I
Want to what’s great is when you’re not that sick yeah especially if like people had it and it hit them hard and then you can pretend and I also think going back to the broad thing that’s really what we’re being accused of M by women like we’re
Being accused of pretending to be sicker than we are oh dude Katie has never I could be like literally in need of an ambulance and Katie would be like really yeah like every time she’s never I mean she has never genuinely believed any of my it it
Took her probably years to to truly believe that like I had double vision and needed like surgical correction for my eyes and [ __ ] she thought I was just like making it up or she acts like I’m making it up or like I’m overstating everything yep like always they’re also
They’re turned off by it so I think it’s their natural inclination to argue with it like I do think and maybe Society built it into them maybe it’s like animal times but it’s like they want us to be tough and strong and all that so like when we display weakness have
Picked a different one sure well but that maybe that’s it with her though it’s like you’re strong in different ways like this guy can’t bench press my house but he’s going to get [ __ ] done yeah here he is not getting [ __ ] done bad eyes right that’s not your thing
Come on dude uh I’ve thought before about like when I was going through all that [ __ ] with my eyes and whatnot I I was like man if I had been born like 200 years ago or more yeah like I’d just be cast into the streets like just to beg
For like I wouldn’t I wouldn’t be able to do [ __ ] I mean I’d have to wear the glasses yeah cuz the only way I could have fixed it without surgery fixed it is I would I almost had to just wear an eye patch all the time like dang so you
Would have been a badass say I can’t pull an eye patch off you could have 200 years ago or maybe yeah but tell people riddles and [ __ ] but I guess 200 years ago D You’ have made a badass Court Jester with an iPad maybe well 200 years
Ago is maybe not far enough cuz I think Trey the oneeyed clown will now entertain us with his farts I think they had uh glasses like for nearsightedness and you don’t have that no I do have that I have both that’s what I’m saying it’s
Like I used to one spot you can what do you mean both no I’ve I’ve been nearsighted my whole life okay currently I do not have double vision because I was finally able to get it corrected sry you meant both near and double I thought you meant near and far you blind near
And double and so like when I had not yet fixed it surgically if I didn’t have my glasses on so I had nearsighted and double vision and it’s pretty it’s not like horrific nearsightedness but it’s pretty bad I know this doesn’t mean anything to you but it’s like negative
4.5 which is like not great but not good I love that I’ve never even known there were numbers so anyway if I before I had the surgery if I had my glasses off like I think I genuinely believe I might have qualified as legally blind like without
My glasses on because like I couldn’t everything was blurry and there was two of it so like I mean I couldn’t see I couldn’t make [ __ ] out like it was hugely disorienting and I thought like if I lived in the past before they had corrective lenses yeah I just would have
Been like with the lepers and [ __ ] see I’ve thought about that a lot I have asthma as a kid I would have died except that some people don’t think asthma existed until like modern industrial you know what I’m saying like Smog and [ __ ] all this and other people were
Like nah them kids died so so they didn’t know what it was so sometimes I’m like well I’d have died 200 years ago or I wouldn’t had asthma holding me back would have been a golden god I would take either of those outcomes MH right here right now everyone I’m saying it
200 years ago put me back it’s easy for a white man what about everything else about like dude the past downhead that’s the other thing too that talking about I thought a lot about what space I would have occupied in the past like I had a bit about this briefly right before we
Got shut down for Co and [ __ ] then Born Into the same class you’re born into yes that’s what I was going to say say like I I realized once while watching [ __ ] Bridgerton with Katie right that like people love these shows and you watch these shows and you pick you sort of if
You put yourself in them at all like what would I do in this situation gu whatever but like you think you would be part of these characters and narratives and story lines that they show on these shows which is always like nobility and upper class people when in reality you’d
Be a filth Monger pedling in the I mean most of us would be it’s like don’t take me cabbage me Lord I need me cabbage you know like that like that’s who I would be right and so uh I would have been one picking a fight with a knight and
Getting killed and there was no any kind of upward Mobility or nothing like that back then it didn’t matter you’re plus not to mention my eye problems like I just would have been [ __ ] you could have been a pirate dude absolutely [ __ ] kind of pirate is blind a blind Pirate
No you said you could have worn take care of the parrot but not the nearsightedness though I have to wear iPad in like a [ __ ] mon they would have kept you around and tell themid that’s the ultimate 1800s combination right there ey patch and monacle uh to
Them riddles dude I bet you’d have been fire at riddles that kept you around but yeah I don’t I don’t know it’s you don’t think you’d have been fire at riddles if I needed to be I guess I could have come up with some riddles yeah I think you
Would have been a great pirate dude well I appreciate that that means a lot definitely uh and they had Mobility up they did sideways I’d have to give my butt up I’m assuming that was part of it right yeah a butt pirate well I mean
Just you know I don’t know it just seems like that was I mean they did a lot of like raping didn’t they they did yeah I didn’t necessarily consider you to be one of the victims but I guess the alternative is also a hairy thing to
Consider so let’s move on uh when I watch those shows and I don’t that’s why I’ve never been able to get over that I’ve never been able to see myself in them uh I don’t know when it stopped I’m sure when I was eight I wasn’t like
Actually the class I was born into but at some point I got over it Game of Thrones has always been the one exception and I think partially because it did have a few people you know who were figuring out ways to go beyond their means you know
Vus varis was one of them what about uh little finger Blackwater I forget everyone’s name the union KN Davos seaworth not seaworth something of Blackwater was his night name because he was of the Blackwater that dude was just good at fighting and just like you know told everybody I’ll yeah I’ll fight for
You if you pay me more right I got hit for me you know yeah did you know V I’m I’m sure you probably do know this but it’s been a while and as you could tell I don’t remember a lot well almost all of those characters and story lines and
Everything in that whole show I mean I say the show it’s based on the books obviously George R Martin for the books almost all that [ __ ] was based in on real stuff right but the biggest source is probably the War of the Roses Right Where You CAU a lot of that the familial
Political uh fighting and [ __ ] that goes on in the show but like I was going to say Varys oh we talked about this kind of I didn’t bring up Varys I don’t think but we talked about Unix and CH what yeah and not just in China so anyway
Never mind I forgot we talked about it but like how everybody else thinks he’s like shady and crafy and conniving and that type of thing those were like the real stereotypes of these Court Unix like back in the day like and they and some of them were like Master
Manipulators Who Rose to the top and got the got the emperor’s ear ear and all that stuff so like you know a lot of that like there were people like Varys in real life like uh in China specifically and probably elsewhere I always wanted this to be a bit and I
Couldn’t figure it out it happens on the internet but you just reminded me it happens in real life too we like the way those things get created those stereotypes is like we all get kind of known by our [ __ ] or or like whatever whoever is representing your
Group in the most negative loudest way I mean certainly understand that or rural Southerners at least I think everybody understands it and then it happens on the internet now all the time where it’s like the algorithm pushes the loudest and the BR and then if you’ve never
Experienced this thing and it could be anything I mean you see it now generationally it’s like all these gen Z kids do fill in the blank and then whatever the old person says it’s just what the algorithm showed them you know they’re just on the internet you know
Whatever hating cops dying their hair purple being gay it’s like well that’s clearly what you like cuz it shows you what you like yeah yeah I don’t know I mean like what percentage of them you think do have purple hair I think a small percentage Yeah right
You think my you think most of them are like just basically like we were when we were that age but different friend different musical interest and whatnot i s it’s literally what I was going to say is John’s friends are riding around in 20-year-old Ford pickup trucks with big
Ass belt buckles saying things they’re not supposed to say and cut off t-shirts they’re just listening to frankly you know what Jen Z is a little gay gayer country music okay but but you’re talking about Morgan County right like County clay they don’t I mean those
Places don’t change you think in La the the high school kids Teena late teenagers whatever are the same as they were 20 years ago cuz I bet they’re not but but LA’s that’s that’s LA’s thing is changing they’re no different in the sense of they’re trying very hard to be
Different they’re not like lazier or you that’s what I’m getting at is it’s always like these words that are moral judgments they’re not morally worse that’s all I mean do you know that apparently middle like Middle School age kids at least maybe a little older now they’re like extremely into Crocs like
Almost everybody wears Crocs to the point that like my son’s middle school had to ban Crocs it’s like I don’t I don’t I I said the same thing I was like I don’t get that and you know Katie was like ah cuz it’s like wearing a sandal and they
Don’t allow sandals either and I was like I don’t know it’s why they allow sandals it’s closed to I mean my school didn’t allow sandals did your school allow sandals cuz ours definitely did not budy we dipped in PE class of course we could wear sandals what we dip too
But we couldn’t well dipping cool sandals are gay for one thing so like that’s why what is the L what is even the L I’m pretty sure maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure we could freak like make him girls take him sandals off I can’t handle it maybe I’m wrong but I
It’s something about Open Toe I think like that don’t hit for some reason it’s got to be sexual that’s the only thing I can think of well I know for example even after school after hour school on football ball team you couldn’t wear sandals in the weight room well that’s
Cuz you get your [ __ ] toe crushed I know that but I don’t know what the I don’t know but what look I’m pretty sure it’s realle at my school and I know it’s realle at my son’s school cuz we were just talking about it yesterday and they
They classified Crocs as and you don’t ask why cuz you’re like whatever I’d rather just tell my kid he can’t wear sand and talk to him oh he wasn’t even m i their grandma bought him some Crocs and he didn’t he was like ah whatever and I said I thought everybody liked
Crocs and he was like we ain’t even allowed to have Crocs at my school and that was the end of it I was just like huh and then I would ask Katie about I was like that’s weird she’s like no it’s like a sandal and they don’t allow
Sandals either and that was the end of the whole thing I think it’s that I’m so wired to be like everything’s [ __ ] why can’t they wear like what maybe it’s considered unhygienic or something like heal code Type Thing do kids have really smelly feet is that a
Thing you got all these little like tra like trash babies walking in there with bare feet and stuff maybe I can see how that don’t hit yeah I don’t want to see I mean I don’t want to see kids feet oh that’s what it is some literally I don’t want to see that
Uh [ __ ] what was I going to say something about oh that you’re talking about y’all didn’t have any kind of dress code or nothing cuz we had a little bit they banned yeah they banned trench coats they banned baggy pants right racist sure at the same time they
Also banned uh Dixie Outfitter stuff the Confederate flag branded that was the the Confederate flag was branded was branded Lord Bann at some point yeah uh trench coats and I remember this kid uh War one once you know kind of like a free speech thing but also we were all
Like H he might kill us uh you know he he he’s super into like Rob Zombie on that note I’ve thought before having kids is this because I texted you we went to this Thanksgiving thing with a bunch of other bunch of improv comedy people and their children most of these kids are
Around the same age same age as mine Elementary Middle school and there’s a bunch of kids and they’re all at the Kids Table uh have a dinner and I walked by and I heard these kids talking to each other and like laughing and joking and in High Spirits about and the subject
Matter was like what they would do if a school shooter showed up in their school and they’re like like I’d Dive In The Closet I’d do this whatever and they’re all like all smiles laughing about and I was like this is so [ __ ] up and and
You know two of those kids are mine it [ __ ] broke my heart I mean I think but also I get get emails dude I I get emails at least once a semester if not multiple times where there’s some kind of so far thank God false alarm about
Like a gun violence thing in Burbank schools happens all the [ __ ] time so it’s like in your face all the time and it’s awful and I’ve thought before like you know we didn’t have that when we were K I used to have a I had a briefly
Had a line on stage but I was like I never worried about getting shot when I went to school and I went to school with a bunch of dudes who exclusively talked about the things that they shot that weekend right like there were guns the parking lot everybody had hunting rifles
And stuff and I never worried about getting shot these kids today like that type of thing but kids these days won’t leave their guns in the parking lot but like but then I really thought about it and like at my school I don’t think we processed it I don’t think we got
Freaked out or nothing but like at my school I remember like there was a time where like you had to have a a a see-through or mesh backpack did y’all do that you had to have a see-through mesh backpack I remember the phenomenon I know people BL I’m not saying it isn’t
Racist at times but like the rationale for the baggy pain thing ostensibly was that you can hide a gun in there and that’s why the trench coats and whatnot like the trench coat was post Coline they this was all post Coline I’m saying all this was in response to Coline like
There were things that happened in schools even in places like Clay County T some of the most remote schools in this country they it reached these measures reached there and it was a thing but we were like no infringement upon the Second Amendment though nowhere well no that was way before anybody even
Was suggesting that they’re like we’ll start with clear backpacks and that’ll it’ll be fine you say clear backpacks might as well have that’s what they thought I guess no you’re right nothing like limiting you know any kind of gun control never even got brought up I feel
Like but uh I’m just saying that [ __ ] was a thing but it didn’t it wasn’t as ubiquitous or pervasive as it is now and I feel like we kind of just I don’t know how you feel about it I feel like we kind of just Shrugged it off for
Something like we didn’t process it cuz in my head I think about it I’m like we never worried about school shootings but then I think about that and I’m like I mean it was kind of in our face though even back then like for a while it was a
Big thing it was a big deal when that kid wore that trench coat like we were all talking about it yeah I remember like I wouldn’t say I was buddies with him one day I was walking down the hall and he screamed at me look it’s Tom
Green he was a very funny guy this was my first interaction with him and I just you Tom Green used to do that my bum is on of course yeah so I turned and my bum is on the locker my was on the locker and I think he couldn’t believe that I
Knew what he was referencing or that I would talk to him or whatever cuz I was a jock and we kind of became buddies I remember like defending the kid when other people were like I already had a gun and I was like no he didn’t like
He’s just a goofball who’s like thinks this is his stand you know like his mom got him a cool trench coat and he can’t [ __ ] wear it because of this policy blah blah blah right anyway I just remember like kids being like I could see him being a school shooter you know
He does get picked on sometimes too you know what I mean so I know we were aware of it right but like you said I think we just accept it I mean I think that’s even if kids are raging against the thing because they don’t like the rule
They’re just sort of like this is how the world is and dude three or four days after you sent that text no it would have been longer than that because I think this was closer to Christmas uh my nephews and niece were doing the same thing uh it was since John Robert was
Involved it was a lot less jokey jokey and more boisterous you ain’t keeping me in no classroom yeah I’m going out the back door I don’t care what the rule is I’ll be in my truck and home before they ever even figure out where I’m at or
I’ll go get my gun you know which That’s not healthy but I do hope he runs yeah yeah I don’t know shit’s wild uh I wanted to ask you something um probably a dumb question oh just real quick my niece said uh that she would have to go
Get her backpack because it has her money in it mhm she’s 11 so I was like sweetie you leave your money you just leave you go wherever you’re told or you run she like but it’s $16 well she’s like well here’s I told her I said whatever you have in there
I’ll double it if that ever happens and you leave it you leave it and I’ll double it and then she goes I’m guess I’m going to put $1,000 in my backpack then yeah I was like okay yeah Fair take a picture of it right uh it’s so fun
Just a side note you made me think of like we on our trip to Tennessee staying at Grandma’s house and stuff we the boys watch For the First Time The Price is Right right okay and now first of all let me just say that like did you watch
It cuz our buddy was on it was no hell I forgot that even happened no it’s you know it’s Grandma’s house you’re there on the weekday during the daytime like the prices ride is on like of course it is but they’d never seen it before because they’re always in school and
When they’re not in school I don’t be having the prices r on the TV cuz I’m not a manal right but anyway uh but you know I always love that show at speaking of staying home sick from school whatever it’s a Hallmark of our childhoods I feel like uh but anyway all
I was going to say is it’s just it’s funny it’s not at all surprising but it’s funny how like comically terrible they are at kids yes at knowing what anything cost you know what I mean like they be like uh did they even truly get the concept of the game with online
Shopping or did that even make them more into it maybe I don’t no it seemed like it seemed like they got it it’s just like they were just so off base with every gu but I really the truth is I have no no room to talk I mean every I
Was way I kept I kept make you know like so many times I’d look at K and be like godd damn Joe Biden because something would be so much more expensive than I thought it should be yeah you know what I mean like and I did that repeatedly
Because it kept happening to me cuz I was so far off but yeah I just kept like but I mean I’ve been very open for about how stupid I am about money and how much things cost and it’s all that like because it’s like people think that’s a
Rich person thing which I mean like an Arrested Development it’s a banana how much could cost or $112 or whatever that line like there’s money always money in the banana stand yeah that’s the banana line maybe it’s a gallon of milk that’s whatever anyway it’s like a thing it’s a
Cliche rich people don’t know how much anything costs right but like I [ __ ] you know if you don’t buy po poor white trash and I don’t know what [ __ ] cost and never have I mean I guess I should at this point but I still very much
Don’t cuz I’m if you’ve never bad at prices right as my sons are uh like if it’s I don’t know dud Katie know how much everything she’d be looking she want to buy it yeah but it’s just I mean I guess you’re right she also resell stuff that requires you to have market
Knowledge yeah you know what I mean you okay you don’t know how much anything costs do you know the general concepts that were touched upon by say Nate bergotti in his last comedy special I don’t think I watched his last special what about the one before that probably
I think so that’s you see what I’m saying it’s like that might be why Katie knows it cuz she’s like I thought you were saying had a bit about pricing or something I’m saying I’m saying like you you know stuff about stuff you’re supposed to know stuff about right and I
Just you know Katie be shopping and she be selling she’ be doing both them things Katie do be shopping shout out to our buddy Andy who was on the prices right and I think won that’s what Cory said wasn’t it they won well I went and checked out his uh his Instagram and
Stuff it looks like from the way he was posting they were celebrating a win yeah I get smoked on there uh and that I was thinking like Cory of course cuz he’s Cory when we were talking about our friend Andy being on there and winning I
Was like CH I bet you think cuz it also I would never go to a taping because I’m the T the way my brain works I’d be like there is 0% chance that they’re bringing me on that stage like there’s because that you know it’s a lottery to even get
On the show is a lottery they take they just pull you down from the audience right so like I don’t know 300 people go and they pull down 12 I always assume the producers like they do handpick they do but you don’t know if you’ve been
Picked or not the way they did they walk they line them all up on the way this is what I’ve always heard I’ve never been but I’ve always heard they line them all up on the way into the taping and they have all these producers and stuff that
Sort of walk through they look for you know how people make all these like shirts that say like we love you drew and [ __ ] like that on it or whatever uh you know or like inside jokes like the other day it said I love Adam not that
Adam which is apparently a reference to the director of prices right is named Adam Sandler but they always clarify not that Adam Sandler so it was like so it’s like end jokes for [ __ ] like that people do stuff like that cuz the The Producers walk around
Back there they look for that type of thing where people who just look interesting or whatever then they go over and talk to them and if they hit in some way or whatever then they put them on a list and they drop from that list and that’s who they call down but even
Knowing all that I’ve always been like there’s no way there’s no way I would ever get you know picked called if you’ve got a what if you’re talking about a 1% chance less than 1% chance of something I’m not the guy who hit get a less than 1% chance of a thing other
Than my career existing I guess but uh which is a pretty big one but Cory made it out of poverty but Cory okay well with little things all right but anyway but I asked Corey I’m talking about like Price is Right I had the worst [ __ ] love Yeah sitting in [ __ ] Burbank
Having grown up in Clay County Tennessee with a pill head pill head M Bill’s company yeah I’m a real Sad Sack down on my luck loser I know what you mean it’s like gamey [ __ ] but Cory is the exact opposite and I asked him stuck in chaga
I was like always wins at the casino yeah I was like I bet you think Not only would you get called up there but that you just run rough shot over the whole thing all the way to the Showcase and win that too right and he
Was like no doubt in my mind absolutely 100% right and I and I wasn’t surprised by that answer but while watching the show and realizing how bad I was at it I was like no he [ __ ] wouldn’t cuz he’s also he I know he also don’t hit at that
Type of there’s no way he knows what stuff cost cuz me and him have talked about it like we’ve talked about how he’s also not good at knowing what he just agrees with you first of all so you can’t Bas it on that again there there’s
A theme today that I want you to understand he just says what hits so I can go two ways on it one is like I feel like it is part of his thing like almost on purpose not to know what stuff costs yes it requires engagement level he
Doesn’t want to deal with he he lets Amber and he lets Amber handle stuff he thinks it hits to not know what stuff costs for affir mentioned it’s a rich people thing reasons like that’s a thing that flossers do right is they don’t care what things cost it’s been a while
Since I’ve watched the show so I may only be remembering the showcases now the showcases are like cruises jet skis hot tubs car yeah before that is it like everyday items or is it’s like that too it’s both it’s a everyday items like milk every it well I don’t know about
Like milk but like the other day one microwave one was a jar of cheese whz he definitely knows what that cost okay but do you how much did jar cheese cost I have no idea you got a guess would I know that 559 what the [ __ ] I was like I was
Like was that close I was like 249 or whatever oh when you were in high school it was 249 and then and then they were like they said it was $5.99 and that’s when I am I good at but I just good at it what the [ __ ] and I
That was that was a time where I was like godamn Joe Biden what the [ __ ] that that little $99 no I do mostly you just don’t pay attention no she got so mad at me once cuz like squash were out of season and I just wanted some squash and I
Didn’t know that and I didn’t look at the price and I came back she was like you spent $30 on squash right cuz I bought like not a crazy amount but it was out of season so it was priced very high per pound and I just didn’t pay any
Attention or didn’t notice so I mean yeah I think I would do that though too because I I know about what cheese wids cost cuz I’m I’m a big salsa man and I like getting different types so I was pricing it essentially the same as salsa
In my head I just couldn’t believe a jar of cheese was a six [ __ ] dollars Joe Biden blew me away oh this is this made me laugh the other day this is a huge hard left ter we’ll just do the line and we’ll get right back into prices right
Groceries somebody said if Trump really wanted to just really make all his haters mad is he should just do a tour of Gaza slap and I did that stickers on everything Joe Biden I did that sticker all right let’s get back to it um yeah I I don’t think I would be good
At that at all uh I think I just I was I knew that I knew that one like I was like oh salsa it’s like 549 there’d be others I would know like I got a good brain I would remember the things that I knew but dude I don’t own a microwave or
A toaster I have no idea how much these things cost do you know what I mean like the appliances in my kitchen are birky water filter I don’t know how much that cost cuz as soon as I saw it I had a [ __ ] aneurysm and knew I’d already
Lost that argument and moved on before I got a divorce because I don’t know if you know this but fluidal clog your third eye tray ah um we got a chuckle from the back there uh what other appliances do I have I got a bottle heater we got that used you
Know what I mean like I don’t so I I don’t know how much a bottle warmer cost because we got ours off Facebook Marketplace for 20 bucks you know what I mean we got a swing that’s like regularly I think $400 for hundred bucks
What about like C do jet ski a new one brand new another one yeah brand new is it how long what what’s the you got to give me the CC’s I mean buddy I don’t remember that’s a huge deal the motor and how long it is yeah well I couldn’t
Tell you so I guess we could goingon to be tough for me too I think I’d go I think it’d be like you with cheese wh I used to be able to price one of them uhhuh but it’s things have changed yeah I used to know I think they’re I think they’re 18
Grand this one it might may have a very small motor whatever I guessed like 12 and it was like eight well I blew me away couldn’t believe it you telling me I can afford a jet ski I could not believe it but that’s what that’s what I’m saying it
Goes both ways it’s [ __ ] weird anyway I had enough I wanted to ask you something stupid sixth grader type question but I still we should buy jet skies right uh do hit I’m a big fan they Ser no purpose part re which is what part of
What hits for me I think part of the reason they’re so cheap is like worse than boats you get almost nothing out of them and then they break and you can’t like go to Catalina you might be able to go to Catalina Island but you can’t like
You can do a lap and then you got to work on it no they’re like they’re just to be rad for a little bit that’s all they’re for they don’t do anything else I’m going to get real ignorant but they are right while being close to not being
Ignorant to do what they do they have to put a certain kind of motor on and be affordable they have to put a certain kind of motor on them I don’t remember if it’s inboard or outboard or all any of those words that motor is just hard to maintain yeah that’s that’s always
Been the thing and and like you could make it not be a shitty motor and then it would be 30 grand sorry go ahead can cops common deer vehicles in real life common deer that’s what they always say in the movies Poli comand during this
Vehicle well sure they have a gun and a badge you going to do to stop them but like legally well they have they also have qu qualified immunity so if they’re in the line of duty you couldn’t like you could be like you shouldn’t have done that and they could be like yeah
You’re right all I’m going to sue you well I have qualified immunity so sure okay is there a statute that says are they supposed to not do that I don’t think I’ve ever I don’t remember ever hearing of that I’m not saying it doesn’t exist but like well don’t a lot
Of people say that like they really shouldn’t be chasing people anyway and these like highp speed situations there’s a lot of States it’s like don’t chase like motorcycles in Most states you don’t chase them cuz it just ends up it’s dangerous for everybody like all the other innocent people have nothing
To do with it it’s dangerous for them too so somebody do I was in one in San Francisco did I tell you about San FR I was not in it but like saw one it happened among me I saw one once uh this guy come by me and he swerved in front
Of me was like what the [ __ ] and then he got over on the shoulder cuz we were hitting traffic man this guy Jesus and then I realiz he had a flat tire I was like damn he’s going really fast didn’t know has a flat I wonder if he’s being chased like
That’s the only reason to drive on a flat tire especially fast and then 12 car I looked in the mirror and there were 12 cop cars behind us it was pretty crazy did you tell me about San Francisco I mean you talking about your car getting broken into yeah okay it’s
Been a while so okay I thought I had sorry I don’t know if we talked about it on here or not but uh okay so you said just don’t tell my dad everybody that’s my only thing want him him to know he was right about
That City sure I know that’s what I said when you told me it’s like I spent the whole time in San Francisco cuz I was there the weekend before you doing shows and I spent the whole time walking around being like Trey stop being like that because in my head cuz I’ve still
Got a little bit like small town my MIMA in me when it comes to that type of thing not bird bank cuz I’ve lived here for years but like big cities murdered in the city exactly I can’t help it so like I would I’d be walking around also walking around [ __ ] Fisherman’s Warf
By the way cuz that’s where cobs is and like uh that’s the touristy part of the city but I’m saying I’m in San Francisco and I’m just walking around the whole time like just like God I hope I don’t get poop thrown at me or something you
Know I hope I don’t get mugged all this [ __ ] and then the other half of my brain being like Trey seriously it’s going to be fine that’s all fear monger and [ __ ] get over whatever and nothing happened to me then a week later you go and the first day you’re there you send
Us a picture of your car having been broken into and it’s like well you know so guess there’s a reason they say all that down hit but um what was I going to say about oh cops you said you you could say like oh you uh you shouldn’t have done that and
They’re like uh I know that you saw I think cuz Mark threaded it you those St Louis cops who crashed their Cruiser into a gay bar and got out and arrested the owners of seg gayar for getting mad at them for doing that so like they
Crashed in the side of the building the owners came out were like what the [ __ ] dude which is what anyone would say and the cops were like you know resistant you know whatever [ __ ] T put put a knee in his back or whatever and took him to jail for like getting pissed at
Them for destroying his property uh they were both like rookie cops who were still on their probationary period and were some reason in the same car together which seems to me like that shouldn’t ever happen you’d think that that the cop like that would be paired
With a veteran or something but it was too rookie cops on probation they didn’t drug test them or anything like that somehow even though if you’ve seen the video they don’t swerve to avoid a [ __ ] deer or anything like that they just like they just go off the road and
Just run right into the side of this building U so I would think you might want to check to see Mark pointed out that like if you wreck a warehous or if you wreck a forklift in a warehouse you’re going to be like forcibly drug tested and disciplined and perhaps
Removed or whatever but like if you be a cop who crashes a car into a building and you know they don’t do none of that so it’s all pretty Raven I mean yeah it’s almost as if they exist in some weird level of total impuy right impunity yeah whatever yeah I wanted to
Mix it with Mutiny I think yeah I think that they uh get away with everything I think that it’s bad for our culture and I think that people who are pro cop are so defensive SL proud of the cops that they’re genuinely completely blinded into this cult level because even that
Like if you genuinely loved cops that should make you mad right it should make you mad that two [ __ ] cops were acting like [ __ ] but it’s so like us and versus them with like people who are procop versus anti-cop that they’re like circle the wagons I mean dude someone in my
Family who’s a correctional officer and even that tangentially like he’s not a CO in the room he does something else at the prison you know was like well it’s like a Brotherhood you know We Got Each Other’s back I’m like how can you not see that that’s wron mhm that it that it
Can’t be that way by default like the whole description of what they do serve protect it’s not about you it’s about everyone else it’s bad it’s real gross so generally speaking when when another if another comedian’s in the news or something I mean especially if I
Know them but even if I don’t know them but they just I have respect for them or whatever for for doing for being like crossing the line or being having an offensive joke or whatever like I’m generally speaking never gonna like really go after that person for for that
For saying like for like saying a joke that went too far or something like that I’m I’m probably always going to at least half ass kind of defend it or be like well listen they hit for maybe they shouldn’t have said that or whatever just be kind of non-committal about it
And move on but anytime any kind of comedian has been like rapy or whatever like you know like did something on the level of shooting a whole bunch of unarmed black people and their dogs and all this other [ __ ] like cops like anytime any other comedian’s done something that’s like on that
Level I Mo you know most Comics generally are like well I you know I can’t [ __ ] with that and then they you know they don’t they don’t go to bat for anymore is what I’m saying I’m just talking about the whole like Brotherhood fraternity idea of it I’m saying like
Well you can understand on a human level that’s what I mean but you but you think there would be a line right there is it’s thin and blue right exactly but for like us and I think most other people in a similar situation like there’s a line
That it’s like if another comic goes beyond that line you’re like well that’s [ __ ] I’m not I’m not down I’m not going to defend that but cops don’t seem to have that line that’s one of many differences I mean let’s start with our jokes don’t keep Society in line sure
Don’t they drew so like so like we shouldn’t have the same standards of them but even as you’re pointing out if we did we would be a little bit better at it it seems to me and to us um I think that what was I going to say oh
Hell I don’t know oh well because they also have you know there’s like the we do get kept in line a little bit though as Comics too like there is a little bit of like don’t go after comics and if you do it’ll hurt your career yeah for sure
I know so they have that they have too violence that’s definitely a part of it like I mean I’m not going to lie you know like but it’s very different jobs number one right number two there are PL there’s like there’s almost a split sometimes in comedy because some guys
Will go super hard after people and try to make that their career there’s no equivalent of that that I know of with the police right they get killed I think right or they never become cops in the first place they’re not you know attracted to to that type of existence
Or whatever it’s very strange yeah uh oh the other thing I was going to say is they think they’re the Army in the Army yeah but the Army is like generally way better about a lot of that type of [ __ ] Rules of Engagement and that type of thing like because actually being who
Cops think they are is extremely difficult and requires a lot of discipline and it does require her Brotherhood I think and it is super [ __ ] up when somebody does something crazy in the Army and then they close ranks it’s super [ __ ] up there’s a lot of sexual abuse obviously we know that
Sometimes there’s like friendly fire or whatever and then they all keep quiet but there you go you guys literally thought you were going to die right cops think that they have to be in the like my this person in my family who’s a correctional officer and not really he
Does something else at the prison but he like you know they have teachers they have therapists they have medical personnel you see what I’m saying yeah it’s like you’re you’re not saving any cop’s Life by being part of the Brotherhood you Circle in the wagons about what CNN said about Derek chovin
Isn’t back in the blue in a way that’s going to help the blue it’s just going to make America worse you see what I’m saying like it’s a huge difference whereas if you’re in a [ __ ] war zone it still sometimes has gross results but I understand how you
End up there right it’s like no you don’t know what we’ve been through when a cop says that I’m like I I think I do most of the time sometimes not if you were on like the sexual assault Force yeah you saw some [ __ ] you answered a
Call where a kid was okay you’ve been through some [ __ ] I don’t understand but like mostly guys in my small town you’re just driving around breaking up high school parties and because of that you’re defending Dereck Chauvin that’s so ridiculous on that note I don’t know if
You heard but uh New York City they massively increased the amount of cops that have the subway system because I guess they got a Subway crime problem or whatever so like the crime by the way is jumping the turn tiles hang on you’re getting ahead of me so they got Subway crime problem
Extensively they Ed the police presence they didn’t hire more police they just gave them overtime pay if you hey you take a Subway shift or whatever which means that the overtime pay for the NYPD went from $4 million in 2022 uh to $155 million this year right massive
Increase resulted in a 2% drop in violent crime but a 300% increase in Fair evasion or rest right the 300% increase in fair evasions amounted to like something like 2,000 additional Fair evasions which if each one of those is around $3 a pop or whatever it means they saved the city
$6,000 and spent 155 million spent 155 million on it so like that’s what and then people they had all these the article I read about can you afford rent in New York for 6,000 a month is there a single apartment in the city like in manhatt yeah I don’t know
Uh probably not but there maybe maybe it You’ be close I think but uh there were the article I read about it there was all these interviews with people who ride New Yorkers ride the subway every day and stuff and they were saying they were like they’re like they just stand
By the turn styles on their phones you know just like waiting on somebody to jump it and then doing something it’s like they’re not they don’t do anything else they’re not like actually on the trains or among the whatever like police and [ __ ] on the platforms and stuff they
Just wait for people to jump the things like can like you know say they did something or whatever and so yeah because that’s what bad culture does it it naturally gets worse because if the culture becomes this like weird we will defend the worst thing you’ve ever seen
On video because who’s that going to attract and who’s that going to get rid of and then you got New Yorkers going there being like look at these fat [ __ ] cops on their phone well now people don’t want to be cops except for [ __ ] you see what I’m saying it’s just it’s
Just getting worse it’s not good no sorry to be such a bummer in the beginning of the new year it’s all good do you make resolutions do I or did I either I do I don’t I’m not against them uh I get why some people are like okay
So on January 1st you’re going to magically be this different person but it’s like well I like I think it’s time like important to Mark time and you know what I mean like reflect etc etc uh I do think I’m there’s a thing I’ve been
Needing to do for my health for a little while as it relates to my diet I took like a blood test I’ve got like some allergies and stuff stuff and I need to like be more disciplined about that and I’m going to start tomorrow hilariously cuz we got back yesterday and my fridge
Is empty and you know it’s going to take like some actual dedication so like I couldn’t just go to the restaurant last night and do it you know what I’m saying so like yeah I’m into it uh I’m no wheat which beer is going to be the impossible
One but like the way I do them now and I don’t know if this his age or just like I like giving myself breaks but look I’m going to have a beer every once in a while it’s all good it does that doesn’t mean I didn’t keep it as long as I don’t
Continue to drink the beers they don’t have um they ain’t figured out other alternative beers don’t like they got alternative everything now they can remove the gluten from the wheat but it’s like having be wheat beer without wheat now you just it’s not beer anymore or wine or something you know what I
Mean yeah yeah making it with that is what makes it beer in the first place I think I think that’s a big part of it yeah yeah I never made not never but I don’t know for at least 10 years now I haven’t [ __ ] with resolutions because
I was like well I mean we all know how this is going to go anyway you know I’m not even going to lie to myself about it anymore you know just setting yourself up to make give give yourself something else to be mad at yourself over eventually I mean unless you actually
Did the thing that’s also an option I guess but not for me generally speaking at least as seems seems to have been the case historically so I just sto or oh you stopped him because of that I stopped it years ago is what I’m saying
And this year is no different yeah I had a question I did try to I mean I don’t like I went on a bit of a food Bender over the holidays as a man is want to do right uh and this happens almost every year and I was like okay I’m going to
Get it I’m gonna get back on track with that you know after New Year’s or whatever which I’ve done so far you know 48 hours in or whatever I’ve done that but I’m saying that I’m just I try generally to not be a [ __ ] trash monster when it comes to what I meting
Anyway and if I fall off the wagon a little bit just getting back on track it happens to be at New Year’s but I I don’t look at that as like a New Year’s resolution or anything well it’s like the holidays are over I had a reset I
Was back home made it impossible to eat right but now back home in Tennessee I mean so now I don’t how do like they do it my I mean they don’t look at the stats my in-laws though like and I love them they’re great I I genuinely love
Them but like my father-in for example I had a whole bit about how he’s a real man and I’m not with all which is true he can [ __ ] fix anything takes care of his family strong silent type yada y whatever and he’s but he’s like he’s
He’s not skinny but he’s thin he’s not at all pH a thin guy pushing 70 about my height is uh and just dude there’s there ain’t a green vegetable within 200 yards of their goddamn house unless you count like canned green beans it’s like I get it I G up and Clay like
I’ve had jokes about it like how like when I was a kid that was what my diet was and I was a little fat [ __ ] but it was like I have a line right now it’s like I didn’t know you could get vegetables not in a can till I was 28
Years old right like that type of [ __ ] but like in Wayne County it still be like that like there’s no I was there for like on day four or whatever and I was like I got to find something that isn’t true and they just literally didn’t have nothing I mean nothing yeah
Like it’s all just like you know vitaa and cream mushroom soup based casseroles and stuff everything is beige or whatever or like Cisco type you know um Frozen stuff like cookie dough and [ __ ] like that and just baloney Barbe a lot of this stuff hits hard but like it’s
Just and I’m sitting like y this is all y’all ever eat and like how do you not feel terrible all the [ __ ] time well Broadley a lot of them are fat and do feel terrible I think right and then yes dude diabetes manual labor right I mean just like if you’re out
Fixing [ __ ] all day long at your job Andor at home I mean dude my dad’s retired he does carpentry all the time that’s wakes up and takes off my father same way like he wakes up and leave he sitting at the house makes him miserable
And by the way he’s started to do it more he’s getting on YouTube I got a bit about it right now algorithm not going well I hope he keeps doing it I want him to work I want him to die working right not anytime soon but I want him to
Because otherwise something’s going to poison his brain Andor he’ll get fat you know what I’m saying right but I also think I’m going to get some Flack for this maybe not flak like from our fans I just mean like this is I have no evidence for this I think some of that’s
A little overstated man I think you just get used to it I mean dude we used to think about how much we used to drink think about how what we did on the road I guess you can just get used to pretty much anything I guess you can’t
People are in prison right now my brother’s in prison right now and calls me and cracks jokes I’m like dude you’re in a room that you’ve been in for years now and you’re cracking jokes to me right so like you think he wouldn’t kill to eat some beige food right yeah but I
Mean I know what you’re saying and also again look at the stats I love beige and also look at the stats they do be dying they do be fat I love beige food it’s just after 3 4 days of that I’m like God damn I feel terrible I’m [ __ ] my guts
Are all [ __ ] up I feel yeah I guess you adjust to all right well we do need to get out of here let me get a quick one let me get a quick one you ever have you been viral for something like fun and dumb is it is it usually or always been
At least a little political uh I think so this is I this is happen viral viral I’ve gotten some I’ve got I’ve done things that weren’t political that did like all right before did did it have new people like engaging with you oh I don’t know so this has happened to me
This weekend it’s a just a dumb thing I posted my top five worst Friends of the year yeah and I think they’re meaner yeah than if it was political or maybe they’re not meaner but like with its politics it’s like oh this dude hates me because he
Disagrees with me I got haters just I’m like dude this is just a goofy thing I posted like people were making fun of my son’s name mhm so it was like wild to me to be like oh if you go viral you get hate it literally doesn’t matter what
It’s for it’s not like it’s not just like oh you how to Biden’s balls taste it’s like this is just a goofy thing and they’re saying wild [ __ ] to me why’ you name your son after a dog I think that’s a 100% cuz his grandfather was a bass
Hound the case yeah I think that’s just part and parcel of [ __ ] with the internet at all in my opinion that was it I just that was my only note that I wanted to bring up all right well sorry I waited to the very end for that to
Happen but uh go to go to Tre Crowder check out my upcoming tour dates and all that [ __ ] um you know Charlottesville I think is the next one then Florida then a bunch of stuff after that so check it out you going to start a riot yeah I’m
Going come out to the two chain song I uh I’m in around La the next few months I think my next gig’s in March and Denver that’s outside of LA but I’ve got culture court at The Comedy Store uh if you’re around La look up that come check
Us out I’m going to be I think in like Orange County doing a show so I don’t know mostly I’m hanging out with my son so [ __ ] you guys even though I love you yep there you go check it out thanks for being here we guess we’ll see you next
Time and pray for Cho that he makes it through these trying times all right with that said thank you all for listening to the well R show we’d love to stick around longer but we got to go tune in next week if you got nothing to
Do thank you God bless you good night and SK
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