You know the thing is I don’t go crazy about the fraternity and people rag me sometimes on Instagram I’m not pushing it hard enough but I actually don’t think it’s that good for kids I mean I dropped out because of it like a there’s hazing B oh I got Haze there’s possibly
It takes 99 of your time because I’m a pledge like hey 3am get up here and I’ll bring us some River Rocks like what’s going on by the way my my brother got me and again my brother was there yeah and he’s like you’re not and it went out but
Believe me I was a freshman in high school he’s like don’t go to this party dude because he you know he’s embarrassing me yeah yeah because other older brothers are and he goes dude no one freshmen aren’t allowed at this party it’s a freshman party he
Goes we you aren’t allowed don’t go I’m going so I would and he goes you look stupid you know like I was like he was cool yeah so I get the essay he gets me I’m an Alum like flounder yeah and so they have to let me in so I’m like uh
Don’t I don’t want to see that part I just feel like a legacy like I’m like Legacy Legacy by the way Legacy I’m Flounder from animal house so they let me in and then they do all this [ __ ] to me they make me do stand up all the time and I remember
Oh yeah they oh one time we were doing a work party where they they hated you they call you in the middle night and go get down here yeah they used to call him in the middle of night and I would go when I lived he lived at the house and I
Go I would never do this what are they doing you have school tomorrow yeah I gotta do it and then I go I’ll never do it so they they [ __ ] you during rush week uh or but we’re gonna be your best friends you’re the best guy in the world
And the first day you sign they go hey you [ __ ] [ __ ] get off and get me a beer I go are you talking to me yeah like yeah you dick I’m like where’s the guy from Rush week I’m your best friend and they’re like get the
[ __ ] down and give me 20. and it was like I go I was I was doing what’s happening this they scam me this is all a lie I think he’s bipolar yeah I think something’s gone have you guys talked to this and they’re all like that I go it’s
Like a horror movie oh well I remember that you’re the coolest guy Rush week you get your bid they party with you they’re introduced yes the bird Crushers are fake guy which is like the biggest compliment like your means you’re good looking we brought you able to help us
Get [ __ ] and I was like yeah yeah and then I remember that we brought us in that first Sunday when we were sitting down they’re like these battles and books behind your back stand and face the wall uh stare at the lights share the light and you’re just
Like I remember looking at my buddy Jeff Hartley going the [ __ ] did we do but this is not what I signed up for but you’re already in and you’re like well I don’t wanna I don’t want to get get kicked out like and so yeah there I go
Um a week ago during last week no one mentioned waterboarding and then they’re like I’m like what’s going on so anyway I’m gonna I’m gonna I’m gonna work party when I get your River Rocks come down here they’re spray painting [ __ ] on me am I they’re putting olive oil and
Paprika I mean I’m sorry what’s going on like am I crazy everybody let’s Revolt let’s Union eye we’re already a group we’re pledges we’re halfway there and then so my my brother walks around they’re screaming us at the front I’m in the back row I guess and he walks up he goes
How are you holding up and I go because he’s acting he gets to whatever he wants he’s got a drink and I go uh not good I can confide in you and he goes he goes [ __ ] do you want some ice and I go
Yeah I go have a sip he goes no they’ll see he goes you want some ice and I go yeah and he goes like this and he goes hang on this [ __ ] wants ice and he doesn’t want his other pleasure Brothers now he’s like oh I didn’t say
That part no he offered and then they go everybody else push-ups while this [ __ ] eats his ice and they give me ice them like all right I loved it it was the this is the best switch I know it was like slow motion I was like quiet and he’s like
And everyone goes no I know my brother’s going you didn’t [ __ ] yourself it would have been a 12 minute slow motion soon he probably just pulled up ice they told me they they told me in a lineup they were like one brother came up and was like hey man do me a favor
Give me a couple ice water big cup of ice water and I was like I don’t think I’m allowed to leave yeah the part of your nose is going on who feels weird yeah no no no no go and get me a cup of ice water so I was like okay are you
Sure he’s like yeah yeah yeah come here I’m a brother I’m telling you what to do get me a good buys water so I go into the kitchen now mind you this all happened in the dining hall I’m in the kitchen I’m scooping ice and as I scoop
Ice I hear holy [ __ ] [ __ ] for Chrysler just left the line to get himself a cup now I have a look at my spot I’m like how do I present I have to walk down you’re like it’s a funny story no just was told yeah I I I but by the way
So those guys were cool guys my pleasure it was all cool I like some actives but when I left and I finished by the way limping to the Finish Line yeah they go you’re active now and I go so what’s that mean they go now you get
To do this to people I go I don’t want to like I just go I’m dropping out so I dropped out
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