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It should be live now. It should be live. Huh? What do you mean? I’m definitely drinking, but I’ll figure out, I’ll figure out somebody to get my, take my car home. Hey, um, hey, backpack is on the chair. And the camera’s facing down. Ok. So, uh. Let’s put the, do you

Want to put the bag on it? Yeah. Right here. Yep. There’s a bag right here. Can this work? Yep. Into the bag you go. Perfecto. Not bad, not bad. Make sure you don’t pull, tug too much on the wires. Ok. Here, grab it for a second. Ok. So I can sit.

And then I’ll, I’ll lap it up. Alright. I apologize for the vibe. Will was looking for his phone. Wait, the cat got out. No, no, no, no. Ok, just approach it. What? Just like, don’t approach it too fast, it might take off. Just get him carefully from that angle.

I’d say even leap over that corner. What do you mean? Because you don’t want to scare him in the wrong direction. Tell Emmy through the window to open the door. Emmy, Emmy, open the door, your cat is outside. Open the door. We got it. Mission success.

Yeah, we just don’t want to scare it off in the opposite direction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have been devastating. Oh, would have been a rough start to the stream. Yeah. Cat haunt? Public? Public doxing? Why are they saying save me? This is like a fun little intro

Screen, when you think about it. A bag over the head with copper anywhere? A bag over the head, hostage situation. Yeah, you guys are in a bag, you’ve been kidnapped. What is happening? Usually I’m the one who takes that. I know. You were the one who took

Law earlier. Alright, so I’m gonna lap you up right now. Yeah, yeah. Because I’m gonna punch in the location. Ok, hold on. Gabish? Gabish. Dude, we have so many things that like could possibly pull the camera. I know. That wire is a bit of a bitch too. Can you write the name

Of the place to march? Ok. Uh, yeah. Let me get a confirmation because there’s very similar locations. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it. No, no, no, no. I’ll pull it up. That’s crazy. Thanks for inviting me. I wanted to go but I was scared

To ask. What? Aww. That’s insane. Always ask, always ask. Yeah. You’re one of the bros, Abi. No, we’re one of the gals. That’s actually. Where were you when Will Neff realized he was a cat girl? Dude, that was incredible. I just, I saw your face transform.

When you were like, I want the lenses. I was like, this motherfucker. Bro, take your gloves off. Or let me do it. You’re a bit of a bitch. I’ve been using my nose. I keep looking at you. I keep looking over. You just got fucking… Alright, can I get my phone back?

Unfortunately, I’m going to have to. I didn’t put it in there. Oh. Hey, uh, just… No, no, don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it. Will will tell March. Ok. Yep. Where we’re going. Because he’s in the group chat. Wow. Ok. Is everybody comfortable? Let me know when I can disrobe.

Let me know when I can take the black bag off. You know what I’m saying? Um, I’m going to… Ok. What is this music? This is, uh, public domain music. Yeah, I just put on opera because usually that’s not gonna get the MCA for the most part. Uh, oh god.

Your grandma had a blue PT Cruiser? That’s badass. Yeah. That’s fucking sick. Your grandma was nice with it. Your grandma is nice with it. Yeah. Also, when we disrobe, feel free to turn on the cabin light. Oh, yeah, yeah. Apparently, it ain’t illegal. What is illegal? I don’t know.

In Texas, nothing. Being gay. I guess except for like trying to have an abortion. Yeah, being, what’s illegal in Texas? Being gay, having a medical procedure that is like very important to continue living your life normally. You know. But you can have a government license plate, turns out. Like a fake. Yeah.

That’s awesome. What’s up? Is it dead? No, I need Sear to link to one of those and which one, to tell me which one it is. A, B, or C? B. Sorry. B. Thank you. He tried to nose it again. He loves using his nose. At this point, I feel like…

I know. I’ve been doing… You have to wear glasses too. No, yeah, only when I drive. Oh yeah, we’re both fucking wearing glasses with our medieval outfits. I wish I could, I wish I could casually put on contacts. I hate you so much, because it’s so perma stuck in my fucking brain.

It doesn’t matter. So welcome to our house. These are my people. This is my way. Drake stole from this man. Like God’s plan was his. We don’t call 9-1-1 here. Yeah, that’s right. We are. What’s the other good ones? We are the law. I actually don’t know.

We don’t call 9-1-1 is my favorite though. That’s like the best. That’s the best hick. That is the best alignment politically between like Hicks and also like, you know, people living in the hood. Like, it’s just, it’s the best. We had a day. Yeah. We’ve been, when I’m out here, I’m

Just like, I’m gassing it. Foot’s on the gas the entire time. Will doesn’t even realize, like, I’m gonna make him fucking actually take Jankum so we can do a stream on his fucking stream as well before we go to 6th Street. The 6th Street Jankum cat girl stream.

Yes, bro. He’s just like really getting into it. When can we disrobe? One more stoplight. Ok. Here it comes. Here it goes. Lord have mercy. For I’m about to do some thangs to ya. It’s so stupid. Oh God. And the cocking. It’s a pure power fantasy

Chat of one man who fantasizes about people coming into his house so he can shoot and kill them. Yeah, no, especially here. He ain’t wrong though. Based. That’s right. I often fantasize about that sort of violence. It’s such a long song. Yes, dude. It’s like eight minutes.

And he repeats it over and over again. It’s not like there’s new stuff going on. There’s only so much murder fantasy you can have. Well, there’s the rap portion. Oh, by the way, this has like a hundred million listens on YouTube. And everybody loves it. This is the Kyle Rittenhouse anthem, dude.

Like, people who love Kyle Rittenhouse jam out to this. This part is, like, unbearable, though. I hate when they put rap music into, like, country shit. It’s so bad. It’s so, it’s never good. It never hits. It’s, it’s so bad. I got a baby girl inside this house.

And if you fucking come inside this house, it’s about to happen. Yeah. Oh, did you tell Fendi? What? Alright, we’re disrobing. Wait, how do you, how do you turn on the light? It’s like a touch, touch circle. Oh. Do you have Fendi’s number? Oh, I got it, I got it, I

Got it. Oh, it’s so bright. Oh my god. Make sure that cable doesn’t tuck too much. Yeah, I know. Imagine looking in here and seeing a fucking, a king and a herald with glasses on and then a maid in the background. And an emerald just casually in her pajamas. Yeah. We’re a crew.

We’re fucking ready, dude. We’re ready. We look like we’re going to rob a bank. But in a medieval fashion. Is there another light or is that it? I don’t know. Press and see what happens. You’ve never tried doing these things, huh? Because it’s like kind of dark on our

Faces and it’s like super bright on Will. But it’s fine. You just, you worry about the road harder. It just sucks that cars don’t cater to streamers, you know? Yeah. That’s what they should do. That’s what… Ok, can we please change the song now? I was, I was jamming out

To classical compositions, ok? Ah, for the intellectuals. Yeah, it’s definitely much better than… You were singing that all day. I know, that’s the worst part, because like, I was trying to explain, chat, for me, it’s like, I don’t know if you guys have the same problem, probably not, because you

Listen to music generally, but because I don’t listen to music, I think songs get stuck in my head immediately, like I have incredible earworms. I hate that that’s actually what they’re called too. Yeah, it’s a good word for it. But, so like, when I hear like

A particularly shitty song, it insta-locks into my brain. And then I have to like listen to other shitty songs to get the first shitty song out of my fucking mind. It’s really annoying. Wait, what do you mean shitty song? That is a great song. Oh yeah, I mean like a great song,

Yeah. Oh, there’s a new video out on the second channel. Adopting a cow. I’m adopting a cow. I just realized, damn, they got to that quick, dude. Or you just listen to bangers. That’s probably what it is. Imagine if Ninja had a low taper fade. I imagine that all the time.

We’re going to be there in 10 minutes. Oh, hell yeah. I’m going to walk in there like, this is my house. Yeah. Welcome to my congas. This is my dream. Got a cat girl in the trunk. And damn it, she is mean. Whose hat is this? It’s yours. What is it?

Yours now. My hat now? Oh yeah, my Playboy hat. Nice. I got that from Spencer’s. Lean into the middle. Oh. Show the camera. Requiem K626. Oh, this goes hard, dude. Wait for thine drop master. This goes extra frugal. Oh, capital. Oh, you dastardly demon. Beethoven, you’ve done it again.

Allow us to hit the finest of alehouses today and hear all of the alehouse whispers of the houses. Oh, we will dine the finest of maidens tonight. Oh, but a fortnight. Oh, but two weeks. This cacophony makes me want to go for a fortnight, yes. Oh, douse protest too much,

Young sir, madam. Ah, how I do wish a maiden to make me of her throne right now. Oh, there is one in the back who purrs delightful. And what is thou name? War. Oh, Gungus. You get so mean sometimes. It’s been a while since I’ve whetted the

Whistle. Unsheathed mind. Oh, there’s cops right there, too. Oh, God. He’s going to jail. There’s a pull-up next to them, be like, Hello, sir. Yeah, they’re here. I am here to report a crime that has happened. This fine maiden in the back has stolen my heart.

You’re so happy. You cannot pull me over. I’m the king. I get arrested. Get a man to enjoy a succulent Chinese dinner. Unhand my cock. I see you know your judo well. It’s such a, that is such a banger, dude. Democracy! Manifest! That’s when Australia peaked. Oh, it’s all been downhill since then.

Oh, man. We are such nerds, dude. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. It’s unimaginable. Everyone’s like, I play video games every day, and somehow you guys are worse than everyone I hang out with. I’ve dressed up way more than I think I’m worse. Someone said I did not recognize

Hasan. I am not Hasan. I am but a man. But more than a man. A Witcher. Geralt of Rivia. Someone said, this motherfucker used to be a frat guy. I do not know what you mean. Fraternity. We did what we had to do to survive. Now we’re comfortable in our

State. Yeah, this was our dream. As my fucking bells make noise. Oh, get off. You know it’s been a minute since I’ve gotten a bit of wag in the dome. Would you mind topping me off right now for a bit of a nightcap? Yes. Oh, capital! Oh! What the fuck?

You’re going to get pulled over by the guardsmen. I’m under the impression I’m about to bust. For purchasing Dome while on the horse. While on the carriage. Service my knob in this rickshaw. Allow me to fucking breathe with your face. Fuck. I feel like you’ve said that before.

I’ve actually, I thought of it, and now I just said it for the first time. Oh, I know. That came, that came quite natural to you. Oh, cow. Ecstasy. My favorite is dastidly. Dastidly. Oh, divine. Oh, it’s effing. Uh-oh. Shouldn’t be. Uh, that road’s kind of

Rough. It should be fine in a second. Quite okay. Oh, it’s, oh. It was but a mere blip. Calm thyselves, peasants in the chat. Pee on. Fuck. I finna breed in the air. Finna. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Allegro in D major, K-62. Oh, what a chap. Show me off real quick.

This reminds me of a warm summer’s breeze. Gerald, have you ever enjoyed glob German? Glob German? It’s a delicacy from the Orient. Ah, from the East. From the Orient. Have you experienced the pleasures and delicacies of the East? Wait, Gulab Jamun actually is. Yeah. Oh, yes. The fried dough balls.

Gulab Jamun. I thought you were doing, I thought you were, I thought you were describing a sex act. Oh. Have you ever slop globed a Gulab Jamun? Oh, I, I certainly have. Slop globing. And elf. Oh, don’t get me started on the wenches. Oh. These motherfuckers sound like a fever dream. Oh yeah,

Play some Witcher music. Do you have the, um, which phone is connected? I’ll give it to Will. Uh, it’s down there. It’s not the one that you’re using for the… It’s not the Android, right? It’s the iPhone. Where is she? I don’t think I can… Oh, you can. Wait, can you shine it

On my face, though? No, no. No. Look at this picture. Why? Wait, I can’t see it. If you can point a camera at my face… Why can you point that camera at my face, but you can’t point my phone camera at my face? Wait, because I don’t want to put a

Light on your face. It’s fine. We’re going to be there soon. You look insane. Alright, Piano Concerto No. 26. You brought all of them with you? Wait, you guys took more photos? What is this? I actually cut them off. Oh, those are great photos. Be honest. Dude, you look so pretty.

It’s like, kind of stupid. Here, tilt the camera. Do this. Some light lands on it. There you go. Oh, the OTK one? Or you took another one? Here you go. Oh my God, everyone’s going wood. Toss a sub to your Witcher. What is the, what is, God, I don’t,

It’s been so long since I played. Oh my God, chat, by the way, while we’re on the way over there, but this is unrelated to being Geralt the Witcher or anything, but I’ve been playing so much Dave the Diver. It is so much fucking fun. Dave the Diver is fun.

It’s such a good game. Holy shit. What a beautiful game. Is that indie? Is it, it’s an indie game, right? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Someone minus one’d me for bringing up Dave the Diver. Yeah, you can’t do that. Minus one. Yes! Play Witcher music. I’ve… Well, we can’t. We’re two minutes away.

And we’re also here. But I can’t anyway, because… Would you be so kind as to give me some head? I wouldn’t mind a spot of head. Get off. If you’d be so kind as to just top me off. Ever since I got released. Please, don’t move a man.

I’m the king. I’ll grant you three fives. I’m your brother! Oh, fuck. It makes it kinkier. I like it more that way. Oh, fuck. I’ve had sex with closer relations than my brother. Jesus. Please, have you ever domed off an Anglo-Saxon man of my caliber? A man of the English.

I’ve polished the knob of plenty. Please, don’t confuse me with the Celt. Anglo cock is significantly different. Uncut and uncouth. It’s rounder. Like a hammer. Anglo cock is just rounder. Every now and then there will be a… Look at that, right on the curb. Fuck it. Yeah, Will’s a whole lot of

Woman right now. Oh, ok. You make my loins rather swollen. Fair maiden, you’ve made me feel things I never thought I would. Dude, I gotta throw axes in this get up. Wait, they have… They also have a go-kart, too. Shut the fu- I don’t think I can

Fucking get in a go-kart in this, dude. In this get-up. Actually, I’m more concerned about the backpack, actually. I did it. I went in a go-kart with a backpack. I know, but it’s not my backpack. Oh, yeah, that’s the backpack. It’s Pete Shore’s. Ah! Oh, Capitol! We are in the fun lands!

Emer, can I give this to you for a second? While I try to get out of this. And when we need a battery shot. Hello, chat. I need to go into the depths of hell and try to get shot at. It’s been real. Oh, you got it? It’s been a real good run.

At least I died pretty. You would make a fine, you would make a fine corpse. Pull your wig forward. Oh, fuck, is it? Fucking hairline showing. Throw a key, hold this. This wig fix in time. Better? I don’t even know how I did that. You look really good.

Almost too good. I should have brought the shotgun. You make me feel so good I’m angry. Yeah. It’s kind of confusing. My loins. My plugs. Alright. Who’s working the bag? I got it. I will take it. Hand me the bag, fair major. I need a beer. Oh yeah, me too.

So, ok, they also have a super… So they have… There’s like family area. Oh, fuck. I can’t put the… Here, I can help you. Let me help you. I can’t put the bag over my… Don’t yank the Y. Yeah. Alright. So, let’s get this up here. Boom. Does that feel comfortable?

No, but it’s fine. What feels awful about it? We’ll make do. Here, we can make it bigger. Do you want it bigger? Is that what you want? Yeah. There you go. Ok. Is my hairline fine? Your hairline’s good. There we go. Sorry the cable’s not that long. It’s ok. Oh my god.

You look so good. Oh my god. You look so good. Wait, the cosplay night’s not here? Wait, I thought it was cosplay night. Wait, did we? I believe you. Oh dude, this is perfect. It’s perfect. You’re fine. There are a lot of children. I thought this was like an adult.

I thought this was an adult place. There’s an adult area up there. Ok, we’ll go to the adult area quickly. Japanese whiskey tasting? Oh, we’re doing that. I just saw a second child point at you guys. They’re pointing at me. Wait, actually they might be pointing, you’re huge. No. No, not at all.

Oh god, oh god. This is the sickest thing we’ve ever done. It’s like, it’s a little bit the worst thing we’ve ever done, but also the best thing we’ve ever done, I think. Yeah, this is probably the highlight of my streaming career, but it feels bad. It feels bad. You look so good.

You look so good. I think that’s what matters the most. You have to talk to them in the accent. I do not RP with people in real life. Wait, come on. I don’t do that. I’ll do it. Take the camera, I’ll do it. Man it. He’s looking at me.

I don’t want to do it, I’m sorry. You have to win me one of these. Yes. I can’t do it. I was going to do the accent, but it’s too much. Ok, we have, I don’t know, I’ve never been here before. We have four people. So everything operates off of a game.

Just put a dollar amount on your card, whatever dollar amount you like, and then just tap next. Alright, what do we, what should we get? You can buy like $100, $200, and then you Sorry, don’t wanna, don’t wanna get that card information. Or do you guys want me to stream

The card information? I can link it for you if you want. And you guys can spin whatever you want. See, like so far everything’s ok. There’s not too many people staring. Actually, I just got stared at big time. Alright, I think we’re good now. Congas. Oh, Capital. Oh, they have an escape

Room here now? Here you go, good sirs. And Maddox. And Maddox. Alright, Emi and I are a team. Yay! Aww. She’s gonna destroy it. They’re gonna destroy it. Yay! Yeah, but she doesn’t play real life games. No, but this makes sense. Team Cute Girls versus Team Royalty. Yeah, that makes sense.

Hi, can we go get a drink to take the edge off this? Yeah, let’s take this edge off. Do we get it with a pinball card? Let’s get, no. Let’s go up there and like, get the real drinks. That’s where they, they have the nicer liquors in the et cetera here.

When I, when I got up close with this man, and I saw him face to face, I couldn’t do it. I was like, I hate role playing. Yeah, the reality. I got real like. I hate role playing with people who are norm, like normal people. Oh, Mario Kart. Wow.

You guys want to do the boxing game dressed as this? What’s the boxing game? Break our hands, I guess. What was the boxing game? Where you punch the thing. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is real money. Because if there is, we’re winning it. Sorry chat, I’m trying to situate you real

Quick. Alright, well what do you guys want? It’s on me. Alright, well that’s a good question. I’m going to get a Moscow Mule. Tito’s is fine. Hasan. Oh, what’s up man? What’s up man? I’m not Hasan. Gerald from Libya. Nice to meet you. What do you want? We’re going to drink whiskey.

Where’s Will? Are you just drinking straight whiskey? Yeah, usually this is what I go for. Um, I’m getting like a black label double. That’s what I, whatever you guys want. What do you want? Um, oh yeah, hell yeah, right? Oh, oh, is that what you need? What? I love the red pair.

I’m going to get a double Johnny Walker black label with a little bit of ice. Sounds good. I’m going to get a double Johnny Walker black label with a little bit of ice. You want two of those? Sears, is that what you want too? What’s that? I’m getting a Moscow Mule with

Two of those. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yo, this is what life is about. It’s about these fine lads. Right. Fine ale. With a dame by my side. Do you want to use this or not use this? Or are you worried? Let’s ask the Hasan.

Miguel, Miguel, Miguel. We got questions for you. So, If we go to 6th Street looking like this, do you think you’ll be, do you think you’ll get, like, harassed? No, there’s some weird people there. There’s some weird people there? Yeah, there’s like, 6th Street, there’s just a lot of weirdos in there.

So, you, you fit in. Oh! Oh, who’s saying you’ll fit in? Weirdo. That was our problem, what did we do? I said we wanted to show you something. Ok. Or if you go to 4th Street, you’ll get hit on. We can do that. Y’all been to Rainy Street?

I am. This is my second time in Austin. We’ve been to Rainy Street, it’s where all the like, college kids party. 6th Street is a little older, a little dirtier. And 4th Street is where all the gay bars are. Nice. Oh my god, you’ve been to 4th Street?

I haven’t been to 4th Street. I haven’t been to 4th Street. Uh, yeah. Let’s go. Let’s go. Oh my God. A group of girls is only sire. It’s pronounced sire. Yeah, sometimes it doesn’t look like it’s party time. Hi, Jack. Our system doesn’t like out of

Date, so. I just also bought, like, $400 worth of pinball stuff. So, that might be the reason why I’m waiting for some, like, to find it. To find it again? Do you have physical copy? What? Do you have physical copy? I do. Wait, hold on. This is fucking asshole.

What? Alright, Chad, I’m here to mend the camera. Alright, let’s try it one more time. Is this Apple Pay, you think? I think it goes with Apple Pay, but let me try it one more time. What? See my card name. I, uh… It is Apple Pay, because if you had the physical card…

Yeah, that’s fine. Do you want to try it, or are you going to go over and grab my card? Would you load this? Apple Pay is not working. Oh, you got it? Are you going to mail it? Yeah, it’s right here. Let’s go! Wait, you just need to find

Somewhere to put my trench coat. Here. Let’s just put it in the car. Is there a place to put it? Yeah. It should be able to go all the way. Oh, fuck. I do have to go to the bathroom. I got people. Let’s just go to the

Bathroom. I kind of feel like we are in the bathroom. Yeah. I wanna order, I wanna order people around. One hand me. Just like move people off the machine. The time is done. No, no, is that ours? Did you sign for it? Oh, you signed for it?

No. Is that mom right there still in the… What big ass head is that? Alright, chat. That totally, I’m sure that sounds really good on the camera. I’m sure that sounds great. Is it really loud? Probably. Did y’all come to my show or a con or what?

Nah. Just a regular, just a regular old Saturday. Just freaking regular Saturday. This is how we roll, my man. Rolling as Geralt. Fine. It’s a lifestyle. I’m a Troy. Cheers. You have a good night. Alright. Now that I have a little bit of whiskey in me, I’m doing characters.

Let’s go check out some of the pleasantries. Let’s go to the car first. Alright, we can go to the arcade floor. Hey, should we do the… You guys, you guys do that, while I’m going to lift it up. Load it up. Do you guys have a card? Yeah, we have a card.

Oh. Oh. Emi, you wanna do it? I’ll get you a drink. Emi. Emi. Emi. Well, you can order those you want to buy. Punchies. Oh, shit. Careful, dog. This Asfan kid here, hurt his hand. Yeah! Nice, nice. Is there a score somewhere? Oh, here we go. 277, alright. Not bad, not bad.

Ok, maybe we give him a little clearance. Give him some clearance. Something light. Jesus Christ. Let’s do a lap. Let’s show chat the place. Yeah, this place is really cool. Look at the lay of the land. I followed through and hit the wall. Oh, shit. Is that paint from the, what

Is that, glue? That’s paint from the wall. That’s paint from the wall. Here, I want to see if I hurt myself. Are you bleeding? Oh, Will. You’re such a psycho, holy shit. Well, leave the glove on and ignore it. Leave the glove on and ignore it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It’s not blood, it’s… It’s just paint from the wall. Oh shit, this place is kinda fucking huge. Will and Emmy, why are you here? An insane duo. Yo, they got DDR. Let’s fucking go. Alright, let’s play DDR. This isn’t DDR. This is NX Absolute. Give me some real DDR.

Fake DDR. There’s so many people. This place is packed, chat. Jesus Christ. Why do we need a USB? Yeah, you didn’t bring your USB? Imagine showing up without your NX Absolute USB. Imagine? Rookie mistake. What the fuck is going on? Emi. Emi. What did you do, dude? What did you do?

Just run away, run away. Just keep touring, keep touring. That’s drinking games. Water games. Oh my god, yes. And little bowling. Little bowling. Do you have a fucking call? That’s crazy. We are one of the, we are the gals. We’re one of the gals. It’s just like, I gotta put it back.

Bro, that’s fucked up. Oh my god, and this? I mean, sure. Oh my god. La Bamba. We gotta get on that. Gotta go on La Bamba. I don’t know if I like that. G-forces? I’m so unimaginably hot right now. I did not realize how hot it was gonna be in here.

We’re getting stopped. Like obviously there’s fans and stuff here too. But we’ve been getting stopped by a random people. Can you give me a double whiskey Johnny Walker Black Label? Ok. Should we just go back to the bar? Where there’s room to breathe? Alright, we’re gonna ball.

Oh, ok. Camera’s getting caught in something, hold on. I’m trying to give you a better angle. Oh no, I fucked up. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Miss it, miss it, yes! Dude, they’re choking. They’re choking. It’s hard as hell, bro.

Hurry up. Come on. Yes! Yes! Hurry up, bro. He’s so aggressive. Oh no, I left it open. Wait, what do you mean it’s open? Hurry up. Right? No, I don’t see it. It’s the future now. What? It’s the future now. You want to get a drink?

Yeah. I don’t even know what is happening. I’ll show you guys how to do it. I want to do a little bowling. I’m so hot, I don’t even appreciate it. Yeah, but this is how it works. What’s up? Do you want to take a photo? Sure. Ok. Do you want to do

Carol the Caribbean voice? Do you want me to do the voice? Ok. Michelle. Michelle. Happy birthday, Michelle. I hope it’s a good one. Thank you. I’m doing fun. I’m like, I’m doing party favors at this point. Yeah. I’m so hot. He does children’s birthday parties. That’s right. A little bowling.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Wait. How does it go? Do we? Overhand, Overhand. Overhand, overhand. There you go, there you go. I don’t know. I can’t hold. A single bit. What? That was right down the center. Honey, you’re up. Ok, your team versus our team. Ok, Ami. Ami. Ami. Yeah! Ok, we’re good.

We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good.

We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. My name is Cungus. My name is Cungus and I’m sitting at home. We’re getting marked. Oh, my good sir, my lead.

You will drink many ales on me tonight. He will bring us the victory. He will bring us the victory. He will bring us the victory. If you’d like to see this shot uninterrupted, you don’t have to try. Because this fine maiden’s shot is going to be behind a three minute ad break at

The top of the hour. That’s right, four minutes of the hour. It’s been an hour. Here’s the three minute ad break now. Oh my god. He’s doing techniques with it. He’s doing tricks on it. Is that the move? You gotta laser it off the corner? I like the angle.

Cause I hit it dead center on my second one and it did not take out all the balls. Alright, get up. Alright, I, Geralt of Rivia will show you how we ball in Rivia. It’s off the corners. I got him. You’re supposed to bounce it off the corners, you son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch. No capital! No capital! Very nice. Not too shabby. Oh, my God! This is pretty good. Little girls are looking at you and having awakenings about how they want to be. Look who it is. I didn’t think you’d be in that far right corner of the place.

What? I didn’t think you’d be here. I couldn’t find you. Little bowling. Hello. Hi Emily. Hello madam. Good to see you. Those eyes. Do you guys want something to drink? Huh? And your tap is open. Bro, why are we in the cup corner? Let’s go play. Yo, let’s go on that.

After this little bowling round. Don’t you get it, Miz? That’s what it’s like driving with S-men. Hey, that’s called a strike. We’ll show you how a real cat girl falls. Stop! We are very close. Wait, what? Just looking at him is so annoying. What? Like, everyone just rolls their eyes

When they look at you. Wait, what are you doing? You look very good today. Thank you. That was, that was brutal by the way. They added me extra pins. I fucking knocked it. There was only one left. They gave me two pins. He’s cheating. I’m not gonna lie to you,

If I look like this, I think you’re a girl. Alright, Ami. No, not just a girl, like a pretty girl. The eyes scare the shit out of me. You look like your cat, honestly. Pull him down, Ami. Pull him down, Ami. We’re getting free down here. Focus. Watch this, get out.

Huh? Oh, shit. Dude, this place is so sick. Have you never been here? No. Ok, you wanna speak with me? A dude with a truck backed up into my car on purpose. I swear to God. I’m not kidding. Why are you pointing to me? I would not do that.

No, so, and he came in here with a gun. What, like, two years? I don’t know. But he’s in jail for five years. So I’ve got five more years to live. He literally hates rich people so he backed into my R8 and tried to run away. And he went to the McDonald’s

Next door and got booed. That is the most insane thing ever. Yup, he was drunk driving and then he came in here with a gun without a license. It’s crazy because like, we’ve been here, we’ve been here, and everyone has been so chill. Like, noticeably. They are, they’re like coming

Up to us. They’re like, oh my god, there’s a friend fair down the street. Like, you know, are you guys coming from there? They’ve been so nice. Well, it’s because everyone here has guns, you know. Don’t say that. It is alright. I will recover. You’re so annoying with your hair.

Why? Because it looks real. That’s good. Ok, now you’re best. Now you’re best. Now you’re best. Now you’re best. I want you to look at me. I want you to hold me. Fast. Fast! Hard! That’s not good. I can’t go. We only have two frames left. What is the score?

87-67. Oh, we’re gonna clean. Hey! We need some strikes here. They gotta have some strikes. Way too far right. I know. It’s a child’s game, but I’m failing. I’m failing. Get up! Next round of handles on me. I feel like a douchebag who walks backstage on a plane. Oh, Emi.

I’m like a fat Italian’s Litos. Emi, Emi. If you get five pins, you break a hundred. I don’t need your balls to stand for the pins. I need you here, Emi. Wait for the green light. Wait, wait. A hundred? He’s been poisoned! He’s been poisoned! Get off of him! Get off of him!

He’s too strong. He’s pretty anti-strong. Again, I’m the fat Italian guy that walked backstage. To the alehouse, get off to the alehouse. To the alehouse. Let’s go get some fucking beer. Hi, Wade. Good to see you, buddy. It’s funny, he’s such a… Get him out of the way.

Ok, first of all, I’m never getting into your fucking vlog ever again. There’s no way you’ll be able to fit through. Let me tell you something, ok? Let me tell you something. This man drives like a fucking psycho. He drives like a fucking, I don’t even start the car. What are you doing?

He was driving. He was going like, he was going like 70 into the tolls, ok. Yo, straight up, brother man build. Best game in here, you guys should play this. Hasan, we’re in Austin, brother. We don’t go 15 on the highway like in LA. He tried.

Wait, did you actually put something in there? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is he going to start? No. Do you want a drink or no? Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. God, I want to drink so bad, chat. I would suck a dick for a drink

Right now. The ADHD streamers keep getting distracted though with the pretty lights. Trust me, this is where the money is going. What am I doing? What the heck? Did he even grab a beer? Hey, why does he, why does he use something to scream? Why does he scream something?

Yeah, get off! You’re winning, get off! Wait, who won? You won. Yes! Yeah, you suck at games, man. I even do a song. What? Yeah. Imagine losing to me on video games. Some meat. Come on, let’s go get some tavern. Yeah. Let’s get some bullet. Arcades? Yeah, I love arcades.

I’m a DDR guy, personally. They have knock-off DDR. The ADHD is strong. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, no. I’m telling you I can do it. I’m telling you I can do it. Give it to him again. Give it to him again. Wait, is that the head?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, swipe. Swipe, swipe, swipe. Trust me. Ok, it’s got to be the right amount of hot. Too low, too low, too low, too low, too low. Wait, what? One more, one more, one more, one more, one more. It’s the right strength. Wait, are you at $24 a pop?

Uh oh. Ok, a little bit more, but not too much. No, it’s too light, too light. You try. Do I do it? You wanna get to a thousand. I’ve done it three times in a row. Ah, way too hard, way too hard. It’s not that bad.

This scene would break a Victorian child’s brain. It’s way too hard. It’s way too hard. Alright, card me up. We need a lefty. We need a lefty. Bless it. I’ve not built it, so I don’t know how to… You got this. That was actually really good. Seer? Seer? Oh my god!

You’re one off. What a gavel. Give him again, give him again. He’s actually close. That was so weird. I feel like it’s random. No, I got it three times in a row. That’s too hard, too hard, too hard. No! Alright, they’re saying wake, wake, you go. Hasan is sweating bullets right now.

It really is like a clam, it’s hot. Way too light. Wait, I have a genius idea. I thought you could bounce it down and up. No, I don’t think you can. I did it three times in a row. No, no, way too hard. Damn it. Everyone try it, try it, try

It, try it. Ok. Terminal velocity. Terminal velocity. Drop, swipe it. It’s so close. Wait, Hasan, you should do it for your highest point. You should do it from the high point. Give it a little toss down though. Give it a little spin. No, that’s bullshit. I think that’s fake.

We’re trying to do science. I think that’s fake. Because that, it slowed down so much, right? Wait, I have this, where’s the… This is a skill of going this far and up. Please. Any value… One more, Hasan, one more. If you get this, I get the 100

Subs. You were right, he’s gonna do that, ok. No, it’s fucked up. It’s fucked up. Fuck you. Damn, damn, damn, damn. I’m just like, who’s there? I’m a stool stand. Wait, that’s gotta be it. Are you kidding me? No, I think it’s busted. What are the odds that we just barely

Missed it? Alright, let’s go get some bread. One more and we do it. Ok, ok, one last one. One last time. Let’s go to the other one, yeah. That’s where Will’s car is anyway. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at those dogs. Thank you. She doesn’t know that my hand

Is shattered. Do you want one? I’d love one. Thank you. Appreciate you. I love the cat girl maid outfit. Oh, he’s taking a photo. Here, let’s take one. What’s happening? They’re taking a photo. Oh, there you go. Come on in. Do you want me there? Yeah. We should go back to that machine.

No, we shouldn’t. Where’s the Austin streamers over here? In case anybody’s wondering. You guys literally, it’s not the same. Where’s my angry bird? I’m getting gifts because I’m cute. Make way, make way. Make way. Dude, dude, yours is so in the mood. He thinks he’s him. Wait, Hasan. Have you tried the bowl?

What is that? And then I’ll leave it. That’s sick. Bro. What the fuck? Is that a VR arcade machine? There’s like hella VR stuff here. Damn. This is the angles you get. Oh yeah, the ang. It’s a skill game. Hasan just casually hitting a stroller. I hit a child.

They were not happy with Geralt and Gryffindor. It’s like Moana and Mickey presentation. Last night was a movie, guys. This is the movie. Alright, I’m posting up for a second, giving my back a break. Yeah! I think I’m gonna get a Long Island. I think I’m gonna have to get a

Long Island to speed things up here a little bit. The king needs his juice. I just don’t belong. Do you like to eat meatballs? I do. But, I like having fun outside of my normal schedule. I’ve done one with Aspen, and I’ve done one with… You have a one-tree chain?

I’ve done one with like seven different sponsorships that came this past year. Oh my god, I joined OTK! You know who’s actually getting this crown soon? Oh, you’re out of line. We will. This actually hides my hairlines, actually. It’s on. Doesn’t an angry bird look like

A, like a Jewish girl or a clown? You’re like a British girl, I feel like. Yeah, mate, but you know, your name’s just Twinkie. I’ve got my fanny. My favourite colour. Who wants to eat with me? My favourite food, nibs and bits. Would you like two pieces? I haven’t got two.

I’m jealous, man. You know, I want a successful business here in Austin. You guys don’t want to stop by, you know. Listen, I want you guys to do the MMA or the boxing. You’ll do it. Yeah, you. I think that’s one of the ones we’re also out of. Oh yeah, we’re not getting

Served. We have to leave something. We’re not getting served. Like, we’re back. I mean, this thing, we got all of them. Do we have the present before us? We’re probably going to get on the faster on the TV side. Take me smoking, smoking up. Yeah, a lot of the common ones, you

Know, were, I can feel your heat. Wait a minute, where’s the G-A-B-C? So, like, yeah. Wig goes hard? It’s not my wig. This is my real hair. Honestly, that is a really good wig. And I don’t even know what good wigs are, but it looks so good.

I think the good wig is just one that looks real. There we go. Alright, so we’re going to put it on my card now. You should be allowed to release as a comic. You should be able to change your hairstyle to stay the same. It’s shame, it’s shame.

Why are you saying we can’t? It’s shame. Are you a Republican? I just think it’s sick that there’s like an unnecessary shame around it and you should be able to change your hairstyle every day and have a cool white hair every time. You know what, I wasn’t going to do

That punch thing because I was like, I’ve seen too many people get hurt on it. It literally happened as I walked away. Yeah, I’m a very political guy. I want to touch it, yes. You can see it right here, down this way. You alright? Can you put some antiseptic

Glue on there? I can’t, it’s gonna hurt. That’s alright. What’s the crazy rule? You should watch it. Speaking of almost always getting hurt, the dude almost killed me today. Yeah, Pete doesn’t realize how lucky he is. What? Bro, he was like, we did… We did quad extensions on the machine.

Give me a water. You just want a water? Nice. Why did you contemplate it like there was this deep thought involved in what you just chewed, whatever you chose? Bro, I’m on the grind. I can tell. I’m trying to get fucking jacked. I’m not a fucking pussy. Wait, we’re in the bar.

I’m not a pussy. Sorry, it’s gotten violent in here. You’re so drunk bro, you always do this. Cut off man, you’ve had way too much to drink. Strong island. Oh, these are great long islands. Do you have a fun voice? What did you do today? What did you work out today?

Alright, I did about two tricep workouts, abs, and then I forgot that I have to go to your stream. Chat, he’s the same way with me, ok? If I didn’t have high viewership, he would not show up to my stream. Yeah, bro, I fucking blew out here.

The moment I saw you ask me, I was like, oh, it’s time. It’s time to go. It’s time to fly out to Austin. All my viewers are in the arcade right now. I’ll stay with the British chicken. You’re doing alright. You got the VSA Rose on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, ask me to do a 24 hour YouTube video. Oh, you do a 24 hour YouTube video. That’s a good work. Thank you for watching. Thank you. And then also… Ok, yeah, that’s what we heard, yeah. Wait a minute. So we need a Miz kid to come on now?

I need two drinks, I didn’t get recognized. I was eyeing him like, come on. Are you Miz? I don’t think you need to understand. I don’t think you understand. That’s a union man. There’s young ones in there too, for sure, but I think like a lot of…

Bro, the reason why we get fundraised like crazy is literally because they’re older. No, you have a… Listen, do you have an older audience than me? When I get raided by Asmund, no, but other times than that, yes. Wait, Asim’s behind this? That’s crazy. I think Asim has one of

The oldest audiences on Twitch. Actually, you know what? I think he has, besides co-Carnage, I think he’s number two. That’s crazy. Everyone that I’ve ever met that knows Asim is over 35. What are these? Oh, these are the weekly specials? My viewers are not losers. Sorry about that. Will.

I think there’s a lot of nerdy shit. I mean, I obviously partake. Look at me. I’m in a fucking Gerald Riviera costume. Yeah, but Hasan, you can’t do it. Look at me. I look nerdy. You look hot. I look nerdy. But, but, having said that, I think that like, there are definitely way

Bigger communities, way bigger loser communities, Look at me, I look ridiculous. You’ve never looked better. You look ridiculous. You look beautiful. Thank you. That’s very nice of you. I don’t want to show this on camera. Anyone that tries to be very fucking cool online, especially by like flexing money, flexing cars,

Flexing all this shit, like buying an Audi R8, you know what I mean? I knew he was gonna say something about that. Who the fuck would do some clown ass shit like that? Bro, every time I see your Instagram, it’s some like new $900 shirt that you bought.

Listen, why don’t we make the next gym together? You’re keeping it open, right? Thank you. Let’s make a gym in LA. I can’t. We’ll call it The Union. Flat rates for everybody. The Swoletarian. The Swoletarian? Swoletarian. How much is a gym membership? During COVID, I used to do workout streams,

And that’s what I recall. Living an aesthetic lifestyle. Are the go-karts loud chat? We can go get them. We’re going to do go-karts afterwards. I’m going to get cooked though because I’m too heavy. Yeah, I drive an R8, and I apparently drive recklessly in front of this

Guy. Bro, you got into every tool. You drove into every tool at 70. You weren’t even paying attention either. Oh, that’s too loud. That was in the sounds of the dams, chat. That’s 6th Street. Chat, this is him every time Hasan’s off stream. Like, dude, buddy, I haven’t seen you

In years. I miss you so much. Is it really loud? Why is it like this? Actually, if you want something that can drive and also at the same time entertain chat, get extra Emily to do it. Yeah. Do you guys have a good combo? I hate both of y’all. Let’s go fuck around.

Let me grab this bag. Those are the sounds of my ancestors, chat. He was faking it yesterday. Right. He was, he was faking it. That’s the first time Dick Sparrow has ever tweeted at you and wasn’t mad. I’m just gonna keep hitting your ass. I’m telling you. That’s how I’ll get the,

That’s how I’ll get all the Redditors to like me. Yeah, just keep hitting me. Yeah. Because there’ll be people like, there’ll be people like, I’m not gonna be mad at Hasan for that, so just be like, ok, good. Just keep hitting me. Let’s go on a side quest.

Let’s go on a little side quest. EOV, chat’s getting lit right now. Chat, you’re getting lit with your streamers who are your real friends. You’re plus three strength and plus three charisma right now. You’re here with them, chat. You’re at the arcade with your real friends. Can you hold this?

I think we have to leave these here. No, we can take them. Yeah, we took them earlier, yeah. Ok. Jesus Christ. Sorry about that. Hey Miz, give my real friend cheers. Oh dude, what’s up bro? Like, dude, these streamers, man, like… Oh, what up, man? Oh, yo! I was like, is he gonna

Pay attention? Oh, not bad. Oh, you’re good. What’s up? I don’t know, just looking at it. It’s like an FPS. I got wrapped up with Papel World. Can we go? You have a drink equipped in your right hand right now. Did he say good luck on the path?

Yeah, he did, he did, yeah. Is that a Witcher reference? I think so, I’m not sure. Witcher is so long, I don’t remember hearing it. I feel kind of bad for Piker. That’s not for me. I was like, you have to be in national media. I love you.

Except by him. I’m so happy to do it. Oh my gosh. That hurts. Any Flappy Birders? Oh yeah! Competition time! Little do they know that I’m a pro at Flappy Bird. How crazy is this? This game was free and now we’re paying money to play it right here.

Isn’t that awesome? Well, they also deleted it from like the phone and everything. No, it was Flappy Bird. I kept it on my phone for no reason for like years as though I was going to have to play it again. Millionaire streamers go outside to play mobile games. Let me get the angle.

Let me get the angs. Emily, why do I feel like this is something that you were good at? I was riding this in high school. Wait a second. You are not defeating Ella Reid. You are not beating Ella Reid. And can I have the card? It leaked. It leaked.

I’m not beating Ella Reid. That’s bad, that’s bad, that’s bad. Let’s do Emily. Let’s do Emily first, I mean last, because she’s going to crack out. Hard, hard, hard. Someone swipe, someone swipe, someone swipe, someone swipe. Ah, get out. Press X to chug, chat. It’s not in the same fucking pylon.

It’s rigged, that’s why. You wanna go first? Left handed or right handed? I’m gonna go right handed. You saw that it wasn’t like that. I’m suing this company. Come on, let’s let the legend play. So you see here, you have to tap to see the parabola of the Joker.

Of course. Is that fucking Harvard shit? What the hell is this? So you can see the exact distance that the bird goes. Uh-huh. Wait, that’s not easy. Where’s the witch? Burn the witch! She’s kind of stunned right now. The parabola. Oh, it’s all quite obvious what you understand. Yeah, the parabola.

Quite elementary, my dear. And this was your big banger? This is my pride and joy. Oh wait, I have to show Chad something real quick. Yo, Chad, check this out. What? Oh, nothing. What? I was just having a moment with Chad. Uh-oh, DMCA. Awkward. I love your outfit, man.

You look good. Thank you. Cheers. Have a good night. Oh, shit. Oh, it’s Sonic time? Sonic speed! I want to win a Sonic. Bro, these ones are the worst, dude. I don’t know how he won one for sure apparently. If he doesn’t win me an anime figure here, it’s Joe.

Horizon time! Deluxe! I don’t know why he was so obsessed to come closer. Wait, am I on it or just you? Wait, you can drop. New players coming. Collaboration. Collaborate with each other. Lex song. The Japanese one is better than the Japanese one. I forgot how to do this. Wait, what is that?

Oh, yeah. It’s Saturday night. Do you know where your streamers are? Do you know where your streamers are this Saturday night? Are you sure they’re not dressed up as Gerald de Rivier in a cat made of the arcade playing an English adaptation of a Japanese drum game? Check on your streamers.

That was so bad. Make sure they don’t fall in with the wrong crowd. That was so bad. I think I might be… If it helps, it didn’t look good either. It was bad like visually. Yeah, I know. The one in Japan was so much better. Also, I just realized that

Camera is crooked. My bad. Hold on. Sorry about that. Yo, look at that. This man has got like 11 fucking stars up here. It’s so hard. It’s still crooked. It’s straight for me, ok, look. I can only see you through my phone, delayed. So like, hold on, now it’s

Bad, alright. Alright, don’t focus too much on it, ok. We’ll split the difference. I just have a crooked neck. Fuck! Will! This is so hard! Fuck! What’s up, bro? Yeah, what up? It’s awesome for me, yeah. I didn’t want to point the camera, but a TikTok zoomer just walked up to me

And put a phone in my face and is like, yo, this is for a YouTube video. Yo, you’re actually staying right now. I went crazy. What the hell? This is your calling, man. I’m sweating profusely. You’re the 15th. I tripled your score. Select song. Yeah, man. He’s got that rhythm in him.

You can feel the rhythm. Meanwhile, Hasan is literally about to pass out. Oh my god. The angle. I got the angs. Oh, you want some angs? You want a dutch tilt? What? I’m sweating so much. I’m not having any fun. Give him a dutch tilt. The Kubrick. Yeah. Give me a Kubrick level

Angle. Yeah! Oh my god. Yeah! That was a workout. Play some real DDR, they have it over there. It’s hard with a broken hand. Oh my god. Fuck me, dude. It’s like every time I bang, my titties are getting stuck in my armor. I’m so hot. Sweating darts.

I’m sweating. I am fucked up right now. Not like drunk, but darts. Helps that I’m not wearing underwear, Chad. He is free-balling it down there. Yeah, I fucking bet it does, bro. By the way, after this gig, I am wearing underwear. Right. Boots. So pants. JMG. Why does Cyr look like

That? Guitar is cool, but the drums are way cooler. That’s insane. It’s actually good. Yeah, and they’re both kind of swaying right now. Sean, do you want to know who wins? At the top of the hour, there’s a three minute ad break. You win if you win.

Shut up, bitch. I bought you that drink. With the subscription money. Why you talking shit? Yo, you play some crazy tower. Yeah. Why does the screen look so shitty? Like, opaque. You can’t even see it. I can’t see a fucking thing. Bro, I can’t see. I can’t see half.

You got robbed. What else can we play? Do you want to do Halo? This looks fucking tight. There’s a woman over there screaming, Gerald! Ok, what the fuck? Here we have Hasan exercising the draw grip. So that he can shoot and drink at the same time. Let’s go. I can’t even fit though.

That’s the problem. No, I’m fine with that. Get the fuck the hell off. I can’t really give you guys a good over-the-shoulder, this is like as good as it can get, really. And the backs of these machines are closed. This screen’s contrast is so much better than my monitor’s. I saw that shot.

Oh, fuck! My plank! I wasn’t covering my plank! It got us! It got us, catgirl! Oh. This gives you a kill steal. Hasan and Will look so silly sitting here with their lovely cosplays. What do you mean, silly? What do you mean? Just fabulous. These are the people that write

My checks. These are the people that… What? Pay me. What? This is a shot of you two sitting in a chair. These are the people that write my chats. The people that pay you are in the chat. Alright, let’s go game. That’s true, actually. Up until now, we haven’t

Been gaming. Now this, this is gaming. This is gold fishing. Ok? What’s up, brother? You ok? I’m just mad. I was actually in line for this and they just cut me. So. Oh, yes. Kind of fucked up, honestly. There we go. Have you tried to get the high score? Take me now.

You only need one number. This is how you train toddlers for beer pong. We have not hit one yet. We’re garbage. We are terrible. Oh my, yes! Oh, ok. Got one. Alright, I kind of saved us a little bit. That was horrible. That was hard. Yeah. That’s not an easy game, Chad.

Can’t tell from over there, but this is quite the hard game. It’s not easy, Jack, really. It’s got to do with luck. Why you always got to fucking… Get out of the way. Let’s show this guy how it’s done. Get in. Take your time. Yes! Nice. Huge. Get in.

Why does this one work? This is beanbag toss. Have you ever heard of bean bag toss? Amateurs. Just amateurs. No idea. Nice. This is just training children for drinking games. Nice. Here we have cornhole simulator. How’s it going, Gera? Did I do fine? I think I did alright.

You did good. You did good. Oh! Look at this man, he’s so big and handsome. This is actually a good cosplay. Thank you, Emery did it. And I’m sure about this. Will, do you want a shot? Yeah, I’ll be back. Good to see you. Let’s see it. Good for a different tactic

Here. Rounding up all the bean bags ahead of time. Ketchup, or is he cooked? I’m a bit of a bean bag, I’ll let you just turn this out. Let’s see what you got, big boy, come on. 11,000? 3,000? What do you got? Mark. What? Let’s see if he really is

The one true king. That’s it. Oh, T. Gay. Oh, T. Gay. Ok, maybe I’m gonna kind of crack that. You actually didn’t miss any, that’s kind of crazy. How are you beating me? Wait, how? I feel like you’re just really bad at games, man. How the fuck did you? You were missing out.

So were you. No, I wasn’t. I didn’t miss a single one. Piker’s shot. Let’s do it. Yo, chat, check this out. Sorry, that was the wrong way. My bad. Oh my god, kids are dying. You have to do that. People are dying right now. Offscreen children are being murdered.

I didn’t know they did NASA training there. Yeah, with the camera in there. You hear that, chat? Those are the screams of the non-believers. The doubters. I’m gonna get a better Aang. Oh, this is the Aang right here. Can I get a wide Aang? I do too! Talk to them for two

Seconds while I tie my shoe. He’s got athletic gear on, that’s why. It’s whatever. It’s whatever, dude. Ok, I’ll see if you can be Canute. No, no, no, I’m saying you’ve got the athletic gear on. I want to see if you can be Canute. Let’s get on the La Bamba.

Let’s get on the La Bamba with the camera. Alright here, someone take it. I’m the Hobbit on it. Do I get on it? I’m good. Why? I just want to watch. Ok. Hasan, this is a bad idea. That’s how I got thrown out of an arcade for throwing out.

I’ll take my backpack off. Oh, yes. Thank you. Alright, yeah, we can’t all get in apparently. How many, how many can you take? Five. Five. One, two, three, four, five. Is that five? Six? Six? Do I have to do this? I just played it. Five? It’s hard. Chat, you have to edit

The interstellar theme on top of this. Uh, yeah. One second. Sorry, chat. You got it? Yeah. Wait, can you hold this? Thanks. Let’s go, Chad. Is it going to be gnarly? Like is it crazy? This is fast. It is? Wait, I feel like Alaskan Airlines. Hold on. Are we going to throw up?

Hold on, I can’t film you guys if I’m sitting next to you. You’re gonna tighten it, right? Yeah, tighten it. He’s just, he said we’re too heavy and now he’s hanging. Oh, I get scared easily. We’re gonna get a quick laugh. It’s worse than I thought. It’s worse than I thought.

It’s worse than I thought. It’s worse than I thought. Oh, my God. It’s a girl workout. It’s a girl workout. Oh, God. Oh, God. Mr. Cork. Mr. Cork. My spine. Oh, my God. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s still going. It’s still going. I don’t know why it’s

Still going. Oh my god, that sucks. No! No! No! Oh God, why did you go the other way? I hate this. I hate this. Alright guys, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. This is a mistake. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Damn! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I hate this. That doesn’t count. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

I don’t remember my life before the ride. Oh, God. It is definitely worth it. Actually, I’m dead. She’s dead. I can’t do this anymore. Oh, God. Ok. It does get way faster sometimes. Why did he say we were too heavy? He was lying. He was lying. Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Woah, my head is spinning so much. That was fucking awful. Are you okay? Are you fine? I’m dying. I can’t see anything. Oh, God. That was insane. Oh, God. That was fucking awful. Yeah, that looked brutal. It was definitely a lot worse than I thought it was going to be.

Oh yeah, it’s wild. You know when it starts happening and you’re like, oh no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He said that was my question. Cause I saw like little kids on it, so I was like, oh, it can’t be too bad. I’ve been to hell, and it’s

Name is La Bamba. It was genuinely a lot worse than I thought it would be. Was that 15 minutes? It was so long. It was definitely long. I think he might have read it back twice for you guys. Canoop apparently was asking to max it out and he’s like, it’s maxed out.

You broke it. No, I don’t want to break it. Wait. You actually broke it. It literally stopped when I got on it. No way. Why are the boys just like her? I am Geralt. Oh yes, he is. Alright, fine, guys. Hell yeah. I’m a Witcher. He saved you.

Yeah, saved me. He’s the evil one. He’s dead. He’s dead. No, don’t do it. Don’t go on that ride. No, that was not good. I’m done. When it ends you’re like, you feel very discombobulated. It messes you up. Whiskey was still on this. Yo, is this kid ok? Someone should check on him.

If you want to see how bad his despair gets, chat, you’re going to have to subscribe at the top of the hour because there’s Steven Averitt coming for you right now. That’s right, baby. Mbamba just fucked my world up dude. Yeah, it was not great. Were you watching it back?

Yeah. How did it work on cam? It was great. Yeah. Let’s go play games before I throw up. I felt good. It was like a core exercise. I was clinching. I felt that too. And I was like holding on. I felt good. I like that. He’s so dumb. He’s so dumb.

And Maru and Extra Emily are like done. Her HP went to zero. People are dying, Jesus died. Don’t show that, don’t show it. Will! Dark Escape 4D Surround Sound Vibration Air Panic Sensor. Do you want to do that after they’re done? I also need food at

Some point. Oh yeah, I’m going to eat again. Dude, those sauce looks so good. Let’s do it. Yo, yo, let’s get some chunky cheese ass pizza right now. Ok. I’m so wet. Like I’ve never been more wet in my life, I think. Oh yeah? Me too. Like, look. Right here, touch it.

Come on, touch it. Touch my belly sweat. I’m gonna touch it. I’m docking your pay. That’s what he does on camera. Imagine what he does off camera. Yeah, exactly. So much worse, I beat him. I beat him regularly, Chad. We’re on a hype train. If he doesn’t get to level 4, I’m

Gonna beat him extra hard tonight. Level 4, try level 15. Yeah, I like where your head’s at. Level 15 Hyperspace, or ESP. Dude, how is your hair staying so perfect, bitch? Bitch, how are you so pretty? Fight, fight, fight. How are you so pretty right now? Yo, is it time for a

Re-dose? What? Time for what? He had that look in his eyes. Time for a what? A strong island. Remember, 2pm we have. We have a podcast. We have a podcast and we need to do a podcast with him. That’s right, Chad. That’s a business owner right there. Want to play a kid game?

That’s really fun. Which one? Bye. Everybody say bye. Everybody wave bye. That’s a business owner right there, did you see that? I want to play a kid game that’s really fun. Which one? Bye! Alright, everybody say bye. Everybody wave bye. See you tomorrow. Leaked chat, we’re doing a podcast tomorrow.

Who’s it gonna be? Steak and egg, steak and egg. You’re taking it a little too seriously. This guy has seen something. Train. I want to eat. I’m hungry. Oh my God, I’m so excited. I guess you should go to a restaurant. I mean, but I don’t want to leave

Here. There’s probably restaurants in this mall though. I’m down for whatever. I’ve got like 140 bucks on here still. We play Rick and Morty and win some points. What do you have? What does the other one have? I mean, it’s fine. It’s fine. Tommy, whenever we have leftover, we

Can just leave with the Texas people and they’ll use it. But I want to use it. Ok, let’s use it. I want to get coupons. Yo, I think you can’t spend card money on food. Only one way to find out. I’m following Will, who’s gaming. There’s too much of a line.

There’s too much of a line. One person. Can you get the card? Oh, shit. Alright, chat, it’s gonna get shaky. I’m gonna readjust the camera. Sorry. Alright, let’s do gambling. Come on. Is this gambling? How do you play this? Here we go, gambling time again. Why is this so fucking tangle-y?

Nah, I got it, I got it. Listen Miz, I’m a professional. Don’t you get it? Dude, look at me. Look at me absolutely fucking dominating. I don’t get it, what am I doing? This is just like the show. You gotta drop the, the balls, in the, oh there we go, blitz, set, chance.

Watch. Drop the ball. Yeah! You drop the balls. They drop the chips. They push the clits. You get paid. Wait. Like that? Don’t do it so fast. Don’t waste them. There. Boom. See? Hit it. Now watch me get paid. What are you trying to hit? All of them to try and get maximum

Fucking. Oh, it’s so close. I can see it. It’s about to… Boom. It’s about to come off the ledge. There we go. Oh, it’s so close. Oh, I got another one. Oh, it’s like… Bro, if you light up all of them, you get a bonus. Oh, fuck. Ok, one more and I get

The bonus. He’s about to go goo-goos for gagas. He’s like, bogarting me. Here we go. Give me the card. I’m going to hit the bonus. It’s going to go stupid. Get that bonus. I don’t need a body, but who did you live with? Uh, Amazon, I think.

Oh, really? Yeah. Ok, that was crazy. I didn’t get it, but yeah, I believe it’s Amazon. I mean, it is, yeah. There it is. I hit all of them. Bonus time. Bonus time. Not really. Watch this. Ok, I’m going to eat the bonus. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m a toy maker.

Wait, it’s La Bamba. It’s not like this, but I mean it’s still better than both of them. Just kidding, Chad. It’s Gomo La Flor by Selena. You think I don’t know. Here we go. Big bonus. Big bonus splits and shits. I’m gonna cum. No, they can see it.

Watch this. That guy makes BDSM toys. That’s awesome. Huge. Huge. That was big for us. That was big for us. Getting robbed by children. I’m so hungry. I’m so sick from Obama. I think this is a Lena moment right now. How many people are watching? 25,000. Wow. Wow. Very impressive.

High five. Vote name your price for series of the year. Yeah. Come on. If you’re a fucking real one, you’ll vote name your price. He’s very kawaii. True. Think about it. Oh my god. Oh my god. He just got heartbeat checked by a three year old.

Wait, do you realize, we’re not weird, we’re cool. Yeah, I do feel like that. It’s sick. I feel like I’m like, I’m getting recognized not just for being Hasan. No, for being Geralt. Oh wait, there’s an entire arcade machine. Yeah, it’s got all of the retro boards

Over there. Wait, we should go over there. I’ve gotten recognized for being Geralt more than I’ve gotten recognized myself. How’s it feel? It’s awesome. You know what I feel like? I feel like the arcade paid me to like, Walk around and be Geralt? Yeah, walk around and be like, yes!

Alright. You have a good day. I’m like a Disney Imagine Hero. Here’s a hundred tickets. Yeah. Very nice. You have a good day. And be safe. Geralt demands it. Geralt says don’t drink and drive. He said that I wasn’t a cat girl. He said that I was a man. Yo, he’s so skibbity-doo.

You know? Skibbity-toilet. I hurt my feelings. Someone fix Hasan’s hair? No. Absolutely not. Hasan’s hair is wet now. Como la flor. Come on, come on. You need a Long Island, I see. Do you want some? Do you have a Long Island? Can I buy with this? Yeah, you can pay with this.

Oh, nice. How much is that whole thing? Wait, I want a drink too. Dude. Dude. I’ve wanted to LARP for so long. And another cup, please. For drinks. March. What is that for? Is this for me? What is it for? It’s for you if you want one, no?

Yeah. He’s going to give me a cup, isn’t he? I’m getting fucked up. Can we go play some old school games? Yeah. I’m so hot. Chill, bro. And by that I mean sexy, you know what I mean? Chad, are you guys having a good time? Because I certainly am.

If I don’t drink an ice water, I will… Here, here, cup. Water cup. Where’s the ice? Water cup. He keeps saying that. It’s back there. Oh, back there. Everyone’s throwing yes. Ok, I’m going to say, I’m going to be frank. Ok, I’m going to be real.

I feel like over the past year, platforms have been very divided. You know? And I feel like the beauty of Twitch was collaboration. Thank you. Oh, you wanted that? Yeah. I’m trying to get a little litty Saturday night in Texas, brother. We’ve got, uh, two texas brisket barbecue burgers,

Mozzarella sticks, and a KC chicken nugget. He was gonna give some spiel about how, like, IRL streaming is awesome. Yeah. And we appreciate you being here. Hey Sasha, I hope you appreciate me. And we exactly appreciate Will that. I feel like I’m gonna projectile. I’m not joking, it’ll work.

Classic video games. Throw it in. Anyway, I was making a sentimental point. Yeah, yeah. They’re all dropping hearts in the chat. They understand. It’s looking good, you know? The occasion is, I’m here to, I’m here, there’s a, there’s a werewolf here. And I’m here to hunt it. I don’t know. Hey, syrup.

Why don’t you come on over here and sugar me down? What? Why don’t you be a deer and sugar me down? Oh my god, oh my god, man. Boy, I can help you. Chet, why don’t you be a deer and come on over here and sugar me down? That’s a costly, hard sentence.

I have nothing left. So, you’re just going to be attacking me. You’re wrong. You’re wrong. How? I’m going to do my best. He’s got a serving though. You should come on over here, Chet. I’m right here. I’m going to get a drink. Go, hold up. No, go. I’m going to get a drink

Real quick. I’m a fucking guy. I think you’re running your rectum. How about that? Why don’t you come on over? Sugar me down. I still look cute. You look incredible. You look even better. You’re glistening. What are you trying to get fucking diced at? What are you trying to

Get your ankles broken at? Honestly, all these kinda suck. I don’t know any of these. Shut up. This man said he was gonna dice me. They don’t got the good ones, man. I mean. I mean. Alright, boy. Alright, boy. I don’t know how to set this up so that people can watch.

Third strike? Yeah. Ok. As opposed to. Marsh about to get, Marsh about to get. Is that the other word? He’s going twice over there. Is that the other word? I don’t really think there’s another thing out there. I don’t know if Chad can see that. I’ll, I’ll open the door.

Alright, I think I might have set it up perfect. Hold on. Alright, one more. One more. One more. Hold on. Did you hit it? There we go. Alright. Where’s my man? Where’s my guy? Really? Fuck. You are pretty skibbity. Alright, ok. That was good. I’m gonna be honest. You don’t for a second.

I’m slapping that ass, boy! Whatever bro. What did you think was gonna happen? That was good, that was good. You wanna play the real Street Fighter? You went third strike, which is crazy. I’ve never played third strike before. That’s, dude, that’s what I’m saying. I grew up playing Smash Bros.

Not side-scroller fighting games. I grew up playing Melee and fucking… This is the one you might know. I mean… It’s okay, Sierra, hop in. Dice him up for me, would you? Will, that’s you, bro. That’s you in the 80s. Gonna sugar down on some Street Fighter?

Sugar me down. We’re making that a thing. Sugaring it down. On Grandpappy’s cock. Can’t forget that part. Sugar down, Grandpappy’s cock. How about some metal slug? Any metal sluggers? Yeah, I’m sure. Who the hell is this guy? Dude, he’s just gone. He’s gone. He’s been kidnapped. Hasan’s actually been kidnapped.

He’s in a hostage situation. How am I supposed to show you that? I’m gonna go check the bathroom. Oh yeah, I’ll come with you, yeah. Well, looks like it’s just you and me. Who are you? Do I know you? Fuck off. I’m the king’s son. Where’s my security? Sorry.

I’m all good. How are we going to do this? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Streamers are so up against the public. We just can’t go anywhere. Who are you? This is a random individual. I give people a feeling of comfort. Yeah, you make them feel safe.

They all left. They’re actually sick of hanging out with us. When we turned around, they’re like, ok, they’re not looking anymore. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, here they are. Oh, here they are. Hey guys, can I steal this? Shit, we’ve been going non-stop since like, yeah. A lot of collabos.

You’re never coming back, are you? No. Absolutely not. Why do you miss? No, I will. I’m going to come back for a random air. Is this a shot chat? Is this a shot? I’m going to make sure I get this shot. You want to do that? Make sure you get the A’s.

Do that chat. I’m coming back for a rent fare. Why don’t I live in your house? I ain’t got the space. Make sure you get the A’s, chat. I had space. You got like 16? I’m going to sell my house. Why? I want to move to L.A. You want to move to L.A.?

I can be fake. I promise. He’s not moving to L.A. First of all, we know. Secondly, you are not moving to L.A. No way. What? Why? You own a gym now here. Yeah, I can go back and forth. For a trip. You’re saving me for six months at a time, right?

I have a case for three years if I wanted to move to L.A. What, our podcast? Your viewers would be like, holy shit, please shut up. My viewers would say, holy shit, Hasan. We’ll call it shut up. Yeah. Your viewers are like, we’ll call it trending. Who’s trending? My name is also very

Popular. I think it’s like a Pakistani cricket player or something. There’s also Mehdi Hasan. What’s your least favorite person in Austin? Tell me. My least favorite person in Austin? Look at that. My least favorite person in Austin is N.A.B. Balls if you’re not here. I bet he’s, he’s gotta be kind of

Smart. Maybe he’s, he’s having the best time of his life in Norway. There’s no Whataburgers in Norway. They can’t, they can’t hear shit. Oh, really? Yeah. No, they can hear, they’re, they’re, they can kind of hear. This is hard. I jerked off to Christina Aguilera’s Dirty. I did it for you?

That was X-Men. I mean, did you guys do this? Same, several times. Wait, really? Yeah. I used to jerk off to Beyonce. I put it in a, I put it on slow. Single ladies? Wait, that was like, not that long ago. I met Halo. What are you, like 18?

He was already a streamer. Yeah. Like last week. No. I jerked off to Beyonce last week. Is it chat? No. I think the whole like KW meta, like people getting mad at KW, is from like the old time that doesn’t exist anymore. And I kind of, I can’t believe I’m

Saying this, but like I miss this. I miss like old Twitch and local. He was like, Kipo. Don’t you understand though, you coming here is bringing back people. You told me you wake up at 5 p.m. on a shop. You feel like, you feel very structured. No, like I, if I was

Listening to Dan, I would be like on the perfect schedule. Oh, my God. He’s the bigger yapper than James. I think, honestly, you know, it went… Really? Shut up. Unless she’s… If she’s streaming, she’s a jerk. But the second she ends streaming… I’m trying to find off-screen questions.

What’s going on in the world? Do you think your community likes this video? I think so. I think so. Dude, type whatever you hate in it. Oh, shit. Maybe they didn’t hear you. No one’s typing, dude. Man, this is like… I’ve been waiting for this minute.

The Hasan tour has been kind to you. Yeah, I realized that like, I think I just have to stay downtown or something. Yeah, you can’t stay in Toronto. No, because last time, when I stayed with Soda and them, like, it is so unimaginably far from everything. Oh, he does RP.

He’s hard one now. How much more juice do we have? Oh! Oh! Oh! I think he’s a bacon burger. I don’t know who got this. It’s right here. So, why was I kidding you? Oh, because I’m Carol? No, I was really curious. I got the nuggets and then the bottle

Of ice cream. You can put it anywhere. Here, carry the knife. No, it’s like, I don’t have any money. We have no money, dude. What else do I get? Didn’t we order a pizza too? I don’t think you put it on there. I love her. Me too. She’s the best. She’s my favorite.

Oh my god. I’m thinking about how you make two of them. You do all of this, but people start questioning you. I come in with like a joke to do. I’m noticing on your dick, it’s not about you. I do remember. You’re like, you’re as funny

As fuck. Yeah, I went to a club with Hasan. You can literally guess how it went. Oh, hi, Hasan. Like, oh my god. Like, you’re so beautiful. Like, and that was me telling him that. Then we get in the club and every girl’s like, oh my god, like, I love

You. They don’t even notice I’m there because I’m so much shorter than him. I didn’t have time to pull out my Twitch friend, and she left. You gotta find a different way to show how rich you are in a way. Bro, the pizza, they forgot. I’m the wrong guy.

If you’re the chick boy, and you’re driving, and I see you on your phone, on the right, oh my god, please come over, I love you, just like, like, like, so many messages, and she doesn’t care. Girls with their phones out, I love you, it’s not Piker. Ah, forget it.

What’s happening? I’m screaming. Meanwhile, I’m getting a Tinder premium at the same car ride. I love hanging out with you. Because I love the dynamic. Do you think you have the most loyal community? I have the most loyal and most disloyal community out there. Some of them are real ass hoes, ok.

They always act like they like everyone else more than me. There’s gambling here? What are you doing? No way. It’s not true. Really? What is that? I think Judy’s healthy, yeah, for sure. But we had a good ratio even before Judy joined. Maybe it was higher before Judy

Joined. Maybe. Yeah, Judy brings a lot of masculine in. Wait, what? You went like this. Is that at your angle? I don’t think so. It’s my anabolic window. I have to eat it? No, I just do his voice. But you do it better. So much better. That’s what I’m trying to

Get you to hang out with. It is very funny. I would love to hang out with him all day just watching. Oh, I guess that’s why we had two of those fuckin’ brisket bullshits. I don’t even understand what socialism is. Don’t worry. Literally 99% of people don’t either. I can’t pretend to care.

Am I just stupid? No. At least you don’t pretend to care. Therefore, you’re not stupid. I do what everyone else does. I vote Trump, but I don’t vote for Trump. What do you do? You’re a business owner. Multiple business owners. That’s true. Welcome to my house, man.

Dude, they made us a whole ass pizza, I feel bad. I was expecting some Chuck E. Cheese ass fucking pepperoni pizza. You wanted it. I didn’t order it at all. I didn’t order it at all. Did you ever get to debate me about it? V-Raw? No. That’s poor, let’s go find

A little. Let’s play an arcade game. After eating the pizza, I will throw up. Oh, after eating in general, I feel so full. Someone said, is Will ok? No, he’s dead. He’s dead. You don’t realize, Chad and I are like symbiotic. We’re like hive minds. Is that why you’re completely oblivious to the

Top of the hour average that’s coming right now? You’re growing, I’m proud of you. Yeah, I have a business owner, you know. He said to me, he’s like, I really want to take the next round. Chat, do you like when Hasan’s here? It’s my stream. Do you guys want Hasan

To leave the stream? The worst part is they’re going to be like, no. Now that you’ve said that. Never mind, they’re all saying yes. Aww. They love me. They’re saying yes. Rare wholesome moment. It’s because I’m doing fun stuff. And not like constant fucking sitting there white

Knuckling Bro, you know what I did? The other day? I guess like after I left dinner with you guys, you know what I did? Well, I played a little bit of David Diver, but on top of that I went back and listened to the International Court of Justice deliberations on what Israel is

Doing in Gaza and tried to get a better assessment and compared it to what their Russian decisions were in the past. And why the decision between Russia and Israel is different. Because Israel’s actions are genocidal against a non-state actor, versus the Russian actions are genocidal against another state actor.

And I try to make an assessment on whether or not that was copium, or if it was real. If that was a real distinction. That’s why, and I haven’t even talked about it on stream yet. That’s why I talk about politics, because I love it. Not because it’s just my job.

What do you have to say about that one? Yeah. Any thoughts? He’s right, but he’s also wrong. Beautiful. That was beautiful. You can just say he’s wrong, and many people will go… You just said wrong, can’t come to your help. Yeah. I mean, like, I respect you for

Your politics and stuff, but it’s just like, bro, just buy a chair. I’d get so yacked if I bought a gym. It’d be awesome. Honestly, a boss gym would kind of go crazy. You and Will ran a gym in LA. Oh, you guys should open one down

Here. Make sure the choir irons look good. Buy a gym. Actuals to gain fear and… I don’t think many people like that. I want to see you fail. Wait, let me see your, wait, let me see your calluses. Yeah, how is that possible? Look at his hand. Yeah! That actually surprised me.

I told you. It’s cosplay, it’s art, but art is pain. Oh, I’m sorry. Sweating in there. Oh my god, you have no idea. I’m sweating, sweating. Have you done a cosplay? Yes, but mine are all flowy. Hasan, do you remember how easy jokes were back in like 2018? Because everything was new.

Like, I could walk up to that, like, uh, that quarter machine over there and be like, look it’s chat, and they’d actually laugh. Do you remember those days? I never farmed like you did, so I don’t remember. I would literally just be like, oh, look, this is so weird.

I’d just point and be like, oh, look, it’s Chad. They’d be like, haha, that’s actually really funny. I don’t remember that at all. Now we have to do extra, extra shit. I know, like, it’s so annoying. Like, get beautiful flowy wigs and put them on when it’s really fucking hot.

What do you think of this? Just throw it. Just throw it, dude. Up your leg. Up your leg. It’s so hot. Oh, it’s so hot. What? There you are. No fucking way. No, let’s go. I’m like, you’re just a suck off. Wait, he got me this one too.

No, he got you pork, he got you pork and sea eggs. Yes, he did now. This one’s bigger, but it’s fine. I’ll still take it. That’s the only one piece on there. I’ll take it. Dude, do you want to stream? Nope. Come on, you want to go

Live? No. While you were cramming the game up to get this, I was literally being like, I’m just still streaming right now because I want to hold off for a while. I’ll stream tomorrow. Oh my god, Wake let his hair down. We’re a couple. Ok, that’s a good, that’s a good spot

To end it at. Good night. Yeah. Alright everybody. Goodbye. Farewell. Auf wiedersehen. Good night. Yeah, you gotta go to us. Really? Yeah. Alright, thanks guys for hanging out. This has been the HasanAbi broadcast. If you have an Amazon Prime subscription, you can use your Amazon Prime Gaming right now

To avoid all future ads because at the top of every hour, you’re gonna get fucked right in your ass. We’re actually live on Kik right now. We’re going over to Kik. We’re gonna go gamble on Kik. My name on Kik is Fistlord69, so join us over there. You already have 30,000 viewers,

Right? Yeah. We’ll see you later, guys. Yeah, I’m an anal violator. Oh my god. Thanks for joining us. What do you mean? How do we end it? Sears running over to end it, but we can end it on the camera for now. How do I do that? Just turn the camera off.

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