Bye Fairy Gumbas By The Competent Fraternity President Aarao Cornelio #coursera

Now now here here’s the cool world part of it we already talked Transformers we already know what’s up we already know what’s up we already know what’s up all right checks and balances executive legislative judicial you try one thing it doesn’t work you try that whatever uh

Two many um male cops talking to me as a public lenson or it’s a disgrace or it’s insubordination what are we talking about we’re all officers we’re all equal now listen to what I’m saying this is everywhere because if you can’t do this in the north right

If you think that you don’t owe me respect in the north then you don’t understand that I got respect in the South and the west and that’s not easy whenever you literally have no clout there believe it or not you could be black and get plenty of money in the

South you just can’t be anybody there’s black people that own plantations in the South there’s black people that own plantations in the north there’s black people that own plantations in the East there’s black people that own plantations in the west black is your exterior it is only epidermis that is just a

Epilog I’m the future James Todd [ __ ] wacko cuffing you today we’re all the same color you wacko epidermis that’s what you stand for then what the heck is between your legs what the heck is between your legs everything there for every man is all the same you think it’s good until

All the squirrels come go go go go go all gone now what are you standing on your legs okay honey can you lift up the couch for me no I’m busy okay honey can you move the the ward the dresser drawer for me no I’m too tired honey the car

Broke down can you push it for me no I’m too tired honey what we’re divorced what what do you mean I I I I I incinerated the the marriage papers already yeah this is my new husband the guy that’s moving your furniture out for you I just wanted to

Ask you before I did that he just did that what are you doing with my stuff nothing you are if the rain gets to it it’s your fault but the house is mine it says right here on the dotted line right goodbye yeah now you’re debating with

The best you’re now debating with the best what’s a plantation it’s a farm what’s a farm your Mom hey yo check this out your son your wacko your wacko your wacko your wacko what is a millionaire a millionaire or somebody who has enough money to buy land you

Think rappers don’t own land them homies own land you don’t have to be a rapper you think you could be an athlete you think athletes don’t loan land whoever million’s got a million dollars if they’re not into agriculture then my name is Uncle Sam and your name is Mr vulture

Everybody with a million dollars has at least a farm or a garden the only people that don’t know this aren’t in college or in college just a fail go back home to your mama you’re not ready you think I didn’t know that oh yeah I’m pretty

Sure I didn’t know that then why am I not smoking with you and your brother Bob an oppressor is an oppressor when they whip the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of you if you farm for them a good farmer godamn you don’t think there’s people working in in farms the size of plantations

Plantations are not a thing of the past most people just actually just grow wheat to be completely honest because they’re not really interested in growing crops they’re not into horiculture they’re not into farm animals they’re not into garden they’re not into that but some people are some people

Are so we’re going to run it down like this cool world if you think I’m against weed legalization I don’t care I’m not against it but do I smoke it no let me ask you wacko something different you ever have a guy sell you weed that doesn’t smoke at all or a

Female so if I for integrity sake I will not say their name you know why because they probably don’t even do this [ __ ] anymore who cares weed is not a bad thing I never said it was what I did say is I don’t smoke weed anymore and then people run Off to the

Races and think that I’m against it because I’m special police how long do you think I’m going to be a bodyguard how long do you think I’m going to be Dog the Bounty Hunter the black the the the the me version how long do you think I’m going to be a fic

Office until I make enough money to sit down on my fat ass and do nothing for the rest of my life and probably smoke weed I’m not even going to [ __ ] you man what you think I’m going to do just pop per setes no that gets tired after a

While nobody wants to look like Jim Carrey hey man I’m smiling for here to here I’m pocking 20 per cetes and I’m banging through a billion women and aborting them all no that is a Imitation of Life That’s why that movie was made it’s cheap it’s [ __ ] cheap you want to be

Sober and coherent when a little kid grows up that looks just like you whether it’s a boy or girl so you could be there and say wow all right I’m G teach a little bit of this I’m gonna teach a little bit of that oh my God I’m

Choking I’m dying of a Viagra heart attack walking around my mansion with a robe and a wrinkly everything nobody wants to do that except you weirdos pure fire don’t get it twisted when you see my channels and you see the websites that I make up like Penitentiary

Dick stupid I made that to sell I don’t care about that I wipe my ass with that [ __ ] look all that stuff is just for people who really have relationship with each other that are really friends not like to go on an Escapade and do that forever because you know how that story

Ends it’s called a disease that you can’t get rid of it’s for friends if it’s a business you’re probably getting taken advantage of and you don’t know [ __ ] about the contract you read and that’s what I’m here for but listen to what I’m saying aside

From that I make up websites to sell for the highest price nobody bought them yet because they’re collecting interest I’m not selling it I’m going to sell it to a specific person you want to Jack the trademark go ahead I speak Japanese Chinese Russian German Italian

Arabic not every word of it but enough to freak around the whole language and I’ll just I’ll just I’ll say that in a different language and trademark trademarks don’t matter Wall Street failure not when we’re doing it all and together now not when we’re Mafia Mafia

Failure how are you a mafia when you don’t have a family failure look it’s a cool world weed is legal in Detroit weed is legal in Jersey weed is legal in New York one day it’s going to be legal everywhere I’m not against it but I do have my priorities

Straight you know what I’m against drug dealers that think they’re stickup kids that I can’t wait to arrest there’s nothing that you [ __ ] can do to stop me from going Platinum I’m going Platinum I’m a cop [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] do you think military vets

Do when they come home from Iraq you think they’re answering to you when they come home from Afghanistan do you think they answer to you when they come home from doing border patrol do you think they’re answering to you A lot of those border patrol guys rap they break dance

They DJ they don’t all just do the suit and tie [ __ ] and are going to run for Senator or Governor that’s great but a lot of people want to be Senator and governor and there’s not enough place for everybody to be Senator and Governor let alone mayor or even on city council

There’s not enough seats and not enough plates and when you look at a guy in a uniform or a woman in a uniform and you judge them because they’re on their best behavior at work you forget what you do when you come home from your job whether

It’s a bartender job whether it’s a restaurant job whether it’s a bank job or a preacher you act a fool you take off your preachers outfit you throw the Bible against the wall you sit your fat ass down and you l a blunt after preaching a long ass sermon of why

People shouldn’t do that [ __ ] the same [ __ ] of people from the bank godamn I’m so [ __ ] tired of counting money your roommate is like how the [ __ ] could you be tired of counting money because I’m tired of counting money I counted a million today you did what’s the chance of dude if you

Even say it if you even in if you literally even even say it I will kick you out of here and call the cops on you weird people that think it’s cool to talk to their roommate who works at a bank about robbing a bank or being

Dumb didn’t see the movie Set It Off the real version where as soon as you say something like that whatever bug is in your house that your code officer put in the wall instantly turns Up the Volume like somebody’s plotting on the bank it it’s your employees roommate you

Think he’s going to do it I don’t know it sounds like the conversation is not sounding good I think it’s time to fire that person and other words the movie scenario and set it off would have never happened in real life and if it does it’s because they gave you enough rope

To hang you with while you’re working worrying about me and and and the law only allowing me to do this so I could get bags for being a bad cop like those Memphis guys that beat people up it’s never going to happen the same thing happens s to everybody teachers

Preachers Bankers who think that it’s cool to pretend like they didn’t know a guy was going to come in with a note and Rob them they know the whole time as soon as the plot started being talked about Zoom your phone went up to like 500 DB and there’re like out of nowhere

A drone appeared like right over your house and came down your chimney and landed on your shoulder and you’re like yo guy yo word this is going to be [ __ ] great we’re going to get them and they’re never going to know next thing you know you’re going out like

This feeling like Johnny Depp in the movie Blow like Mom I’m sorry [ __ ] Chad smuck you went to [ __ ] yell in Harvard just to rob a [ __ ] bank you’re not my son I can’t believe this [ __ ] I’m too old to make another one and what the [ __ ] are we goingon to

Do when when kids his Age come selling us crack because he’s not here to protect us from them he was a [ __ ] up kid he was that the whole time but he never sold it to us now who’s going to protect us from from the the real

Renegades called 20 year olds what to old people not just ghetto old people on 227 Suburban white people who the kid who shoveled your sidewalk or mold your lawn finds a weakness like hey you want to smoke a blunt this will help you take away your pain Grandma every time you

Fall and can’t get up Grandpa little bit of crack next thing you know you’re ahead Y and these are the days of your lives so I just want to let you know the cool part about the cool world just when you think you know me

You don’t but one thing that you know is that you know once you go forensics you never ever settle for taking people [ __ ] all right but that doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy what legally you can when you don’t have to go to work and take a drug test this is definitely not going

To happen anytime now probably when I retire probably like When I’m 64 but it’s okay I got a lot of other [ __ ] in plan check this out I’m a I’m really really really passionate about boxing and being a construction worker working construction but not like the bodily

Part Law Firm garage fixing bikes Chop Shop mechanic I’m going to be like you know the boss of that [ __ ] construction like you know boss of that [ __ ] yo not like just telling you what to do like architect of that [ __ ] like okay you put that over here you put that over here

You put that over here you put that over here [ __ ] like that you know just random ideas who knows selling sneakers maybe I’ll open a barber shop who knows life is really cool all right so be like me my frat brothers my hotline bling telecommunicators my student government

Organization yo yo yo yo listen say it with me on your on your lives on your on your show or whatever literally talk to the camera because you don’t just got your crowd watching all you celebrities Small Time celebrities too just regular people students you got it going on if

You got a house over your head you got it going on if you got sneakers if you look like me you got it going on if your haircut looks like this you got it going on if you know how to to negotiate waiting the [ __ ] you got it going on so

Look into the camera when you’re talking to your crowd because there’s somebody out there that doesn’t like you and they’re watching you just literally plotting on you they do it to everybody don’t have a schizophrenic attack Don’t Panic don’t be manic don’t be none of that

Listen what it means to shut up the mouth of lions and to make people [ __ ] is literally standing on principle and and and and and and and and making and ensuring people respect you you don’t demand it but you ensure you see to it that your respect is hand Sign Sealed

And Delivered you make sure that’s all cuz that’s all that I asked 5050 no mask whatever I do to you you do to me if I didn’t do that to you you don’t do it to me that way you’re not thinking I ask for leg and an arm listen

Look you see how Fly Oakland looks you see how fly Pittsburgh looks yo tons of money is being made in Pittsburgh you think I’m not gonna make no [ __ ] stupid ass money you’re whack boy you are dumb ass whack get the [ __ ] off my channel yo

Slime you what I said that doesn’t mean blood that means I’m down to get greasy I’m aan you got to be a color to be Italian what about if I go like this and I’m a d when you’re in the ring with me and I come like this and bang like that what

About that you’re going to see how Italian I am in the boxing ring CU that’s slime it’s not a gang thing boy it’s Jersey PA word with the boxing gloves kid because I don’t I don’t do nothing I’m sosing I’m a sliming I’m a I’m a I’m a

Styan you understand what I’m saying I’m the diamond I don’t wear diamonds I’m the diamond Diamonds Are a girls be best friend cuz women like guys that are [ __ ] sure of themselves rock hard even no hard or nothing no harder or nothing as long as I’m a t and I walk through you

They walking with me home they’re like I’m with this guy and that’s what I am I’m a [ __ ] tank I told you before I’m a truck I am a truck and I drive a truck I’m a diamond I’m a diamond you weird guys wear diamonds we wear

Faramis for you Goombas that’s why we call it faramis for you Goombas real Don’s represent a guy like me yo yo stupid listen you’re a whack boy hold on pause I got to wait for this truck you see this truck right here look at that that’s a black man

Right is is isn’t that a black man driving that truck that’s a black man driving that truck that’s a black man driving that truck you see how big that truck is now you know the funny thing about it if that black man wasn’t driving that truck

You seen him right and he was standing right here just like me would you be looking at that guy like oh look at that guy he ain’t got [ __ ] hey yo girl why you looking at that guy cuz chicks no guys real chicks in Pittsburgh know that

Man that man is a [ __ ] Pittsburgh celebrity look at how he pulls off look at that [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] wavy as [ __ ] this is why I keep telling you fools I’m not on my own dick I’m on some Brave New World [ __ ] yo yo yo yo white boy you’re

Telling me you could drive like that hey yo Asian guy you’re telling me you could drive something like that that black young guy is literally probably 26 years old if his boss told him to turn this corner I guarantee you he could do that you know how I know that Mafia police

Black don’t mean [ __ ] you are not a beast black like me black like who white like him dog he white hot boy that’s all that’s all that’s all that it takes is skills who cares about your color who cares about your [ __ ] size size matter oh yeah size matter the size

Of your truck Chad schmuck the size of your truck and how precise you pull up that’s what matter cuz his bank account say 40 comma oh period oh oh that means every chick when he step out say oh oh oh what do you mean that guy oh oh oh oh oh like

That and I am the same I swear to me I am the same that’s all I’m saying word nice so literally that’s all I’m saying that’s all that I’m literally saying like so like my energy be like this like that like that like that like that you know

Why it is I’m telling you man you you you you you ghetto guys haded straight to jail need to realize who your messing with when I say I’m going to be the next uh Dog Bounty Hunter that’s what I’m going to be literally like this by the time I graduate I’m literally telling

You I’m going to be as big as bu cow go on YouTube I don’t care or not I don’t care or not I’m Japanese boy I’m mixed with everything I’m black Japanese Italian listen to me and listen to me clear listen real close bual is no more bigger than what I’m

Going to look like in 20127 b o u k a w I’m going to look exactly like that when I graduate with a degree that says forensics and I’m walking back down to Newcastle and my truck cuz it’s is literally going to be literally paid for I’m building it from

Scratch I already have the parts everywhere not all the parts but enough of them right and I’m gonna say hey chief Seldon it’s me it’s your son well not by Blood by by relation I applied for your job like four years ago you see how big I am who

Do you want me to arrest right now where are they give me a warrant with their name on it give me a couple of good guys give me officer laer with me put me with um Sergeant Buckner like well obviously he’s a sergeant so he doesn’t roll with anybody he rolls Doo

Like yo officer Stewart we’ll go in we’ll bag him right now we’ll bring them to you because that’s your order is our pleasure your wish is our Command because I’m going to be as big as bual when I’m ready to do that that’s my projection is it going to happen it

Depends how many guys I get serious enough to get a 4year credited uh degree and and criminology because if it’s not me it could be you don’t you want that to be you or do you want to be a bum ass trap boy foolball that Italian donies call figami

You’re a fairy Goomba a brown guy that they step on they don’t do that to every guy listen I’m going to tell you Hot 97 New York City is the biggest radio station in America I called there on the phone I said it’s me what’s good I got

An album I want to promote what’s it called it’s called heavy ways the crown this was in 2015 he’s like when can you be here I could be there Monday I called him on on Thursday I was there Monday with two bottles of Michael corleon get

Out of here that’s my label we don’t trademark that I’m Michael I’m corio I’m whatever I say so I gave them bottles of Moet with my label on it we didn’t sell those we give those the big Willies dummy I gave it to that Big Willie as a

A gift because my my my friend told me it’d be a good idea I was thinking about it anyway he just co-signed it like yeah that’d be a good idea and the other bottle I gave to her and her husband as a wedding gift because they’re great I

Love them I’m their bodygard for life but listen to what I’m saying Michael coron on the bottle dog I didn’t talk to no DJs they came out and shook my hand i’m DJ anuck nice to meet you you’re the man that’s Biggie’s Ro manager so listen I don’t know who you

Wackos are that see me on Carson but the Cuffs is with me every time every time and the CIA is one phone call away for you and gratuity boys that run with you I run with wavy Navy SEAL detectives that’s undetected and you don’t know where they’re from but they’re

Undetected I’m just letting you know that because that’s how rothberger wrote roll that’s how Tomlin roll that’s how Jerome Bettis roll we roll like athletes that’s how we roll cuz we Spartan role we Spartan Zone we Spartan Zone your fool balls where MC cops on the next Jane Todd your Cosmic

Slot Get Off My Block because you don’t have to but just don’t ever come to me cuz you’re going to keep bumping into these cups until they clack around your wrist it’s going to happen if you just insist on testing my badge testing my regime dude you’re dumb as

Hell the doors I I went in they’re like who are you I said it’s prince who you here to see I said blah blah blah blah blah hopped on the phone hey yo this guy says he’s here to see you what’s he say his name is Prince look you don’t know

How this works in New York there’s a billion guys with the name Prince everywhere in America every rapper is called the prince ever since Will Smith so you know how he knew it was me cameras cameras that saw me cameras there had to be people to coam me like yeah that’s

Him go right on up it’s on this floor blah blah blah n business you know why I told you this floor none of your business cuz I’m not going to tell you what floor Hot 97 is is that you’re not going to be there you are not going to

Be there you’re not cuz I got the keys unless you got respect for me dog CU I was there first unless you’re like Whiz Khalifa or Mt Miller or something I doubt you devil dog doubts you that you’re ever going to be there and when you go up there you don’t got no

Bars none of those DJs are happy to see you you’re whack dog you’re whack don’t call me that snitching crap dog because athletes roll with the police I don’t care what gangster rappers roll with athletes roll with the police presidents roll with the police let me explain

Something to you about the mafia you garbage ass rappers from the trash of the projects look look to roll presidential means to roll with police the more police you got that’s presidential status you want to be bum status let me know I want to run with Air Force One

Status let me know they call me Air Force lungs status let me know my boxing name is iy fierce Marley Air Force lungs status let me know you know why they call me Air Force lungs cuz I can hold my breath longer than you I’m going to fly LifeLight from this

Very hospital to save more people than you you kill people I save people you’re a gratuity [ __ ] I save people I’m a Hell’s Angel cuz I fly helicopters you know when when I graduate I’m taking classes on how to fly right now I got Air Force guys teaching me how to fly

Way back then I got Marines teaching me how to make vests way back then [ __ ] your whole style it doesn’t exist you’re a toy soldier somebody put a battery in your butt and I’m not going to fight you cuz you won’t got 200 Grand we do it in the

Ring I’m fraternity no frat guy will fight you we’ll all let you hit us a billion times you’re a real frat guy you could take whatever they got you laugh at these gangster Goombas and you say hit me with your best [ __ ] they got nothing they got nothing

Nothing when I went to Hot 97 I shook hands with the biggest Legend in there besides Funk Flex the other day I shot a video with my guy I seen Funk Flex where were you learn the rap you can’t you kill people I save people my

Father was an Army medic yours was a slave you’re not an equal listen I was chilling in a billboard room that looked like Donald Trump’s billboard room with an Italian guy with with with shoes that cost more than your life I was talking to him person to person and he was like what

Are we doing it was the greatest experience that he ever showed me his suit cost more than your life he looked like a guy that’s more than your life just me and him listen it takes two solid guys to hold down a table you know how much money that table was worth more

Than your life that was 2015 I was on mtv.com when was you on that web page I lived on the same block that MTV is on mirror Max 43rd Carter it’s not even there anymore t y top of New York where was you at that’s all I’m

Saying don’t talk to me at all I call cops on broke [ __ ] cuz if you don’t you a broke [ __ ] Barack Obama will tell you the same I don’t talk to you Negroes I call cops on broke Negroes CU I’m you negro superhero if you don’t you a broke guy

Zero to Hero you’re a broke guy you’re broke talk to me when you got real rap I’m not even talking about music real conversation teeth looking all Venom me like like like a vampire or something like you want to Clack on to me like like like like snake bite me like I

Don’t know how to pinch a snake right at its neck and take it off of me you know like that and hold it like that yo not anymore chop off the head cook it up in the store that’s not a Chinese that’s a Japanese

Boy a snake stick to me I grab it like that I’ll chop off his head and then I’ll skin it and I’ll cook it like that we’ll be drinking Saki and we’ll be eating the meat you don’t do that you’re in the street when I’m done being a

Bounty hunter I’m going to be a safari Hunter you’re a chump you’re a [ __ ] you’re not even a hunter hunter over gangster Banker’s always Daner Rich’s gangster Meek told you you’re just a wankster talk real rap Street guys don’t talk to me because they’re jealous because they got nothing in their future

Nothing what Platinum don’t ever talk to me boy I’ll call the cops on you every time cuz that’s what real Rich guys do period white guy black guy Asian guy Latino guy when you got money you call the cops cuz that’s the army they move fast gangsters make mistakes police

Don’t make mistakes wakey fakey you are fake I’m going to be as big as bu cow in 2027 and I don’t make mistakes I Channel my energy for the boxing ring you’re all puss I challenge real young black guys and are already here you know what guys

Are flyer than you whack boys wasting your time on Carson black guys that go to college like me right notice all my videos you see me here yo yo yo listen to what I’m saying and their videos I don’t even follow them because we’re busy doing

Things but real guys meet at the top when the females in between us say you know this guy has some good points you should actually listen to what he says and you finally listen to her right and we mean just try not to offend him because he’s been through a

Lot right the only time you guys come to campuses is to sell weed and leave you’re the future of Black America psych I’m the future of America period we are because we go to school here and we go to Carson If We Sip We Sip sobly we don’t get so drunk that we

Fight or we start fights because we’re so stupid we don’t know if you mix Vodka with loud it causes you to act a donkey you still didn’t learn that from grade school you’re not in none of our fats you don’t hang with no black athletes let me ask you gangster rappers

Something you wangster rappers because you’re really wangster I just want to tell you this ain’t Chicago this ain’t New York nothing this ain’t Philly this ain’t none of that because it’s not supposed to be small town cities are supposed to be safe and that’s the way

I’m going to keep it because I work under Ed gainy I work towards the gainy initiative I work towards the Biden initiative and if Donald Trump becomes president and he most likely will I’m working towards the Trump initiative I don’t care if you got bet the all the ideas that are better than

Mine you you you got the right stuff I’m with it what the [ __ ] you think I’m GNA argue I’m not one of them stupid government haters are you friends with any athletes do any do any college guys hate a hang out with you at the bar you avoid

Them and you you you take so much offense to us but we’re going to end up working at a bank or somewhere we’re going to be a dentist or somewhere all right man be about your stupid little boy business I just wanted to let you know what famo stand for

Faery meaning [ __ ] black man seriously but they’re not talking about me they’re not because even if they were I would show him who boss and it ain’t Tony danzel I already showed him who the boss and it ain’t Tony danzel it is Tony danzel but not of American Muscle security

LLC it’s me but Tony Danza yeah he’s still the man but you get what I’m saying that’s all real guys know the difference between fge balls they’re literally this gu a f ball a fo ball is a Goomba you kick you out of the way you’re a foosball you don’t understand that isn’t

That funny to you it’s [ __ ] hilarious to me because listen what you don’t know about Italian is there’s a word for [ __ ] white guys too it’s an Italian word it’s like a disgrace to Our Kind it literally is look a guy is a guy is a guy is a guy

Russian German Italian black right remember I said there’s lack billionaires right if a guy is a waste of his time and he’s going to lose me money investing in him they’re going to call you that I just really want to ask you a question this is the really it this is the final

Question if you are really so cool why can’t you get in a corporate building why did I work on Wall Street and you didn’t I’m talking on you I’m not making fun of you I’m giving you a warning don’t ever mess with a guy who’s my color that worked in a corporate

Building and New York on world tra the new World Trade Center Street New York Stock Exchange don’t mess with me because when I looked out the window the Statue of Liberty was bigger than life it wasn’t tiny and small don’t mess with me because I did that when I was

Young that’s an achievement that I did myself it it it proves more to people in general regardless your culture when you achieve things that are constructive instead of destructive a guy like you you’re a Fall Guy you’re a fairy Gamo you’re a sapato we just say

Z that’s all you are we walk on you I do too yo listen if you don’t think that there’s black guys who F A puges that call black sa a SA or a white guy if I walk on you you’re a sapador you’re a fairy Gamo white guys

Can be fairy gamos trust me you you just got to be there a fairy is a fairy Gamo to the to a billionaire we’re all fairy go if we don’t got no use to a billionaire we are all fairy gamos yo let me ask you a question regardless of

Your color out there do you work for a billionaire last time I seen you you don’t work for a billionaire right that’s all that’s all I’m saying to you go be a Fall Guy somewhere else because the more you bump into me I’m G to record everything you

Saying and just print it all up and present it to the judge and the judge trusts me enough to walk the paperwork up to him the last time I was in the courtroom it was me the judge and somebody else and I handed him the paperwork right to his hand you think he

Trust you that much no you’re a fairy Gamo I’ll say it for him you’re a fairy Gamo by personal interest

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