Vanity Fair ran a cover story last week about the new Apple Vision Pro:

I suppose Tim Cook could have looked a little happier in this picture, but the aesthetics of the Vision Pro are not why you buy it. These things are going to look cringe for a while until we all get used to people wearing tech-laced ski goggles on their faces in public.
What matters is the functionality once youāre inside this new world.
Based on all of the tech bro reviews the technology sounds amazing. Vanity Fair had some heavyweight Hollywood directors weigh in as well:
āI would say my experience was religious,ā the director James Cameron told me when I asked him about his first encounter with the Apple Vision Pro. āI was skeptical at first. I donāt bow down before the great god of Apple, but I was really, really blown away.ā Another prominent filmmaker, Jon Favreau, offered a similar sentiment, telling me he was āblown awayā by the technology and what it will do to storytelling. (Favreau created content for Apple specifically to showcase the deviceās 3D capabilities, where a dinosaur climbs out of a screen and looks like it wants to eat you.) āIām excited by what kind of story I can tell now that I couldnāt tell before now,ā he said.
I donāt doubt these proclamations. Apple is the king of tech hardware.
I personally have a Mac desktop (and have used a Mac laptop in the past), an iPhone, a few sets of Airpods and an Apple Watch. Oh yeah, I also have subscriptions to Apple Music and Apple TV Plus.1
Apple products are a huge part of my everyday experience.
However, I will not be purchasing an Apple Vision Pro and itās not just the $3,500 price tag.2
I cringe when I see the pictures of people wearing these headsets in public.

Even Brad Pitt wouldnāt look cool wearing one of these things!
The cringe factor will wear off eventually. And Apple will get better at making this technology less intrusive. It will probably go from ski goggles to sunglasses to implants directly into your corneas (Iām only half kidding).
Iām certain this new spatial technology is going to be huge for Apple.
Itās going to make movies better. It might make airplanes more enjoyable. Itās going to allow NBA fans to feel like theyāre sitting courtside while watching the games. Itās going to allow multitasking at a breathtaking scale. Video gaming will be transformed. There will be more stuff Iām not even considering right now.
Iām no good at making predictions about the impact of technological innovation but the early reviews of the Vision Pro make me bullish on the future of Apple.
It also makes me bearish on society at large.
I shudder to think of a world in which mass amounts of people are walking around with goggles on their faces all day. Itās depressing.
Apparently, The Simpsons were all over this one:
We already have enough screens in our lives. Why do we need them drilled directly into our eyeballs like this?
Movies are meant to be watched with other people. Sporting events are meant to be watched with other people. Most work is collaborative by nature.
You shouldnāt need screens and updates everywhere you go.
But Ben weāre already glued to our phone screens ā how is this any different?
Itās true smartphones have taken over our lives. We all check them constantly. You canāt just sit there and wait for something anymore. You have to fill the time by quickly scanning your phone for something, anything to keep you occupied.
But a headset is a bridge too far. Itās going to lead to more isolation and loneliness at a time when our young people are already feeling more isolated and lonely than ever before.
A study called State of American Men 2023 paints a bleak picture:
Too many men ā especially younger men ā are socially disconnected, pessimistic about the future, and turning to online anger. Younger men represented a distinct group in several areas of analysis and are facing higher rates of depressive symptoms, suicidal thoughts, and a sense of isolation, as seen in the agreement of 65 percent that āno one really knows me well.ā
Teenage girls are also suffering from historic levels of anxiety and sadness.
Young people donāt go out as much anymore, preferring to stay home. They drink less than prior generations (good for their health but not great for socializing). Young people are now less likely to approach someone in public because theyāre more comfortable communicating on the Internet. Theyāre not having as much sex either.
A record share of 40-year-olds in the U.S. are unmarried.
This obviously isnāt all Appleās fault. Sure, Steve Jobs helped usher in the smartphone era, but there are too many culprits to name here when it comes to the reasons for these trends.
I just think the creation of the most isolating technology imaginable is going to have a net negative impact on our young people.
The Vision Pro is going to make us more isolated from one another. People are going to prefer interacting through their goggles as opposed to the real world.
Feel free to call me out if you think Iām being too negative here.
Maybe The Simpsons has me pegged too:

Maybe Iām just an out-of-touch middle-aged guy.
I know thereās no stopping the freight train of technological progress.
Iām a generally optimistic person, not some Luddite who wants things to remain the same. Technological innovation has played an enormous role in shaping my career path.
Iām sure this technology is going to have many benefits. It will likely change how we communicate, work, socialize and consume entertainment.
But this is the kind of technological progress that makes me bearish on the implications for society at large.
Count me out on the Apple ski goggles.
Further Reading:
The Unintended Consequences of Innovation
1Iām working my way through Slow Horses right now. What a fantastic show.
2Iām sure my kids are going to have one of these someday. Theyāll probably enjoy it.
