You guys see anything nothing yet okay we’ll uh wait until dark and then sneak back across the line and rejoin our unit you guys hear something oh These americans prove to be no obstacle at all search the hotel We’ve yeah well to secure this position that could bode well for promotion speaking of which guess who i saw at the market the other day oh oh i don’t know adolf hitler i love hitler who doesn’t but you ever see him in person oh yeah at the nuremberg rally it was
Very inspirational i know it was i was there everyone was there but up close it’s a whole different thing for instance it was the weekend and the little hairs have just started to grow on the sides of the mustache like this so i walk up to hitler casual er common
Town that’s that’s rude i’m in the middle of the story you’re not interested in a story about off yoga yeah okay good ava was there as well taller than you think or hit the shorter hard to say but anywho i’m buying some bread hitler’s buying
Some bread um i must so i’m i’m assuming you’ve got a better hitler story but no but then maybe don’t interrupt yes sir so i give him a salute and he gives me one of those half hitler salutes you know down low very cool right you know here’s what you forget yeah
He doesn’t say heil hitler isn’t that funny oh wait i think maybe next time i’ll tell him how uninterested you are in my story no this is a jealousy thing no no no you know i didn’t meet hitler to hurt your feelings proceed of course so i say to hitler i’ve actually been
Quite busy hitler laughs and then says you and me both i mean he’s the fiora it’s so funny because it’s an understatement i mean he’s he’s super busy as hitler was taking his leave i have to interrupt you right now do you speak during the cinema the story has a build
But if you keep interrupting you kill the momentum but i’m trying to tell you that body is moving that’s ridiculous the americans are all dead but if it keeps you from interrupting my awesome hitler story i’ll prove it to you yes very good sir So oh i’ll never get used to those final deaths those death throes er mueller what is wrong with you those are not death throats you are being an idiot insubordinate and churlish pity this is the best part of the story as hitler was taking his leave of me he
Said well there’s no point in getting bread if you’re not going to get and at the same time hitler said cheese i said cheese and then hitler and i both said jinx voters was like two regular everyday peoples you guys missed the first part but this is all about hitler
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