This is a fraternity house hey there team mies come on aboard as the president of US mappa it is my honor to welcome you to your new home we call this room party central technically we haven’t actually had a party here yet but when we do we’ll be
Ready woo the hot coco train is coming through W next stop you I would like to start us off first by you guys are scaring Majors we were none of us lasted very long I guess we just weren’t what old hered Scrabble was looking for the Don Carlton mature student 30 years in
The textile industry and then old Dandy Don got downsized figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers Hello I’m Terry with a Y and I’m Terry with an i I’m a dance major and I’m not 5 6
S8 S8 turn and turn why didn’t you turn cuz we never agreed to do this you said this was going to be cool no one said this was going to be cool now I’m embarrassed now you’re embarrassed because it’s in front of people you should wake up embarrassed I’m Art New Age philosophy
Major excited to live with you and laugh with you and cry with you thought you might like to keep a dream journal guess that leaves me my name’s Scott squibbles my friends call me squishy I’m Undeclared unattached and unwelcomed pretty much everywhere but here well now that we’ve all been
Introduced as Captain of our team so basically you guys have no scaring experience not a lot but now we’ve got you you’re about the scariest fell I’ve ever seen even with them a thanks well actually I think I bring the whole package your hands are as big as my face
He’s like a mountain with fur oh come on that don’t even work out yeah me neither I don’t want to get too big we thought our dreams were over but Mike said if we win they’re letting us in the scaring program we’re going to be real scarers the best you beta
Yeah and here’s what you’ve been waiting for fellas your very own usma Kappa bedroom oh great we’re sharing this room we’ll let you guys get settled anything you need you just give a big holler roon okay thanks buddy are you kidding me look they don’t
Need to be good I’m going to carry the whole team really and who’s going to carry you hey you want to go back to can design you know where the door is great guys anybody home um hello fellas do you pledge your souls to the US mappa Brotherhood you swear to keep
Secret all that you learn no matter how horrifying will you take the sacred oath of the crying out sweetie turn the lights on while you’re down here you’re going to ruin your eyes Mom we’re doing an initiation oh scary well carry on just pretend I’m not here this is my
Mom’s house do you promise to look out for your brothers no matter what the Peril will you defend us mappa no matter how dangerous no matter how in bable the odds may be from Evil’s both great small in the face of unending pain and oh forget it you’re in look we know we’re
No one’s first choice for a fraternity so it means a lot to have you here with us can’t wait to start scaring with you Brothers time for for a celebration grabb the couch cushions gentlemen cuz we’re building a fort mom can we stay up late tonight
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