Rob and Dieter discuss their fraternity hazing

When I pledged a fraternity we did something similar we they made us all line up in a line and then they put gay porn on and so we all had to stand there and then at the end of the gay porn video they said all right now reach to

Reach to the person next to you and grab their package and if you’ve reached you were called gay but if you didn’t reach then you’ll get paddled so it was a lose-lose situation so half the guys reached they were branded gay for the rest of the semester so that reach yeah

Of course I didn’t want to get paddle I had no problem grabbing somebody else’s junk that’s fine by me I’m nude no we’re on our boxers there’s one other experience where we had to do something like this they made us tie bells to our our units

And then too we had to you know yet the tongue kiss or your pledge boy brother oh listen and then whoever whoever is bell rang because if you got aroused about the bell would move then you were also considered gay so there was a lot

Of tests that they put in place to see if we were gay and most of them involved us doing gay activities like making out with another man there’s always a gay fraternity on every campus huh rob was in the dirty dieter you were in a fraternity 8004 life oh yeah brothers

For life man what about the report that we had many years ago that you were involved in a thing where you had to put CDs this is when people would listen to music on CDs and those those cases they would put these jewel cases in their

Butt cheeks and then pass the jewel case from butt cheek to butt cheek of these pledges first of all it wasn’t the jewel case robber it’s actually the CD the second of all is a myth we’ve never done that people come up with this crazy stuff let’s put a CD in the inventory

Our butt cheeks and pass it around who the hell is doing that one time a brother finished in a sandwich if you’re following me between two pieces of bread and the one the pledges had to eat it to another guy why’d you say that that’s now we’re not like robbers attorney

Funny worse Brown Swiss gay are just more gross out you know eat goldfish drink urine what I had to do is I had to roll my own feces and smoke it that’s what I had to do so that’s more gross if you roll it in this rolling paper been rolling I think that

Was even the one way through that check she had to use like notebook paper and it’s light and you told you dry it out first and did you have to finish the whole thing like a cigar until the paper was gone until you’re just holding your

Own Dookie I just bump it up that and where do you get your feces from in order to roll you you try to produce you you produce what just squat down in the center of your probably fraternity house yeah circle of guys so you’re squatting down you know circle guys are behind you

Cranking it out anyway culet and yeah it’s getting good he’s put a plate underneath you and I just I produced and yeah that’s what it was gross out stuff was it a circle of guys no no you go to the bathroom I swear I almost brought it I mean come on don’t

Get crazy child yeah you go to the bathroom to poop on a plate it smell good please

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