All right we’re back circling back podcast coming to you live from the wash media Headquarters in Austin Texas my name is will def freze to my left David Ruff I’m getting geared up for southi check out this email I just got you know you know it’s on when I’m getting these
Emails I haven’t gotten any emails yet subject line attending South by Southwest question mark okay who’s I don’t know this person let’s check it out hey David we are hosting an event during South by Southwest on March 9th for investors and Founders sick here’s a code for a free
Ticket it’s for Founders and investors only again um here’s a link to reserv a spot have a good one again I don’t know this person where’s the where’s the Throwdown yeah yeah are they gonna have like you want to know is Tay gonna be there well
Let me tell you dude they’re going to have an ODB hologram there okay the first word that just came up on the screen when Dave clicked on that was just Posh founder and investor they’re calling it founder and investor speed dating please go please go to a
Speed dating event but I don’t think it’s actual dating I think it’s where like maybe it is you speed pitches maybe you find a money guy there maybe I’ll find love dude let’s let’s do a South by event in a batting cage and call it fast
Speed pitch and we just have people go pitch us their business while they’re in a batting cage where is uh where’s vuka you don’t know where vuka is vuka vuka it’s the hottest new Underground club in in East Austin East Austin original vuka it’s on North Lamar we’re not doing
South by events on North Lamar dude that’s swag list they’re call me vuka donic no really Dylan shivery I’m not gonna go maybe I will very happy to be here uh I did make one mistake Friday and that was telling Randy that he was too scared to hit the juie slide big
Mistake I’ve got more on that later big I’ve got more on that later uh but it’s gonna be a great week our fundraiser closes this week it’s also content week for those who weren’t YouTube week dude we got the YouTube YouTube week lot of good the lead a lot of good things are
Happening right now I’m very excited I want you to put the word out there that we back up that’s right go ahead do it CCH just yeah put the word out there that we’re back up we’re back up specifically uh the circling Back YouTube page channel is back up not to
Brag you can see our handsome faces once again this was such great Friday news ahead of a wedding it was I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have more anxiety about this than I was I was letting on you handled it well because I was I was personally anxious but I was
Like man will doesn’t seem to be as worried I was very worried No honestly and I I can’t believe no I can believe I’m saying this the reason I wasn’t uh publicly as worried is because it did I knew it didn’t rest on my shoulders to
Fix it I knew that I wasn’t going to be able to fix it and so I knew that you and Randy were on it I knew that Randy has no give up in these situations and that he was going to handle it uh and I knew that if you need to swoop
In with some lawyer terminology we were going to be just absolutely cooking with the people on the other end and so we stared down YouTube’s legal department I also had a a slack conversation the day that it happened with Brett about where I need to have my appropriate anxiety
Levels regarding this and Brett told me pretty much don’t worry about it and I was like I can’t I can’t not I don’t know if a friend of the show um shout out to backer lindsy she’s she’s having an alltime 2024 I don’t know if this is directly connected to
Um her helping us but even if not we we thank you and um Fred on Madam I mean she she’s the reason I have the PGA tour video game and she’s the reason that we might have our YouTubes back so like Lindsay you’re my backer of 20124 right
Now gogs to Lindsay that’s huge gogs dude Randy gogs thank you good stuff you’re hit him with the philm Mickelson today you’re you’re in that all black polo oh [ __ ] oh this R bag John my first time taking it out for a spin I can tell you got little you got
The little crease on the the arm oh [ __ ] I do huh kind of J boning this hey backer 20 will get you 20% off if you want the same look hey cop the look every single time I put something on a hanger I think to myself I cannot
Believe Dylan would rather do this than fold it every single time I’m not kid like even if I have to put 12 things on the hanger every single time I put like one of those things on I think Dylan’s an idiot where do you put all your
Folded [ __ ] I mean I have a big ass dresser like big and and it’s it’s loaded it’s loaded with like my a dress of that size and my like my uh my tech te’s and my socks and my undies it’s it’s loaded I don’t know where you put
All your [ __ ] I’ve had the last two places I’ve Liv last three places I’ve lived have had a lot of shelving within the closet dude Daddy just be hanging anything oh dude I hit him top shelf okay shelving I with Dylan on this one hang it all that’s my
Guy that’s my guy him anyway boy I bet there’s some Bend in that closet bar it’s so [ __ ] annoying probably quite bendy like right do you probably stretch out the collar and load it from the top are you [ __ ] I do I do load from the top yeah yeah how do
You load it from the top that’s I don’t know yeah that’s fine I might need like a I might just need a tutorial on how to do hangers have you ever noticed a stretched out collar on me probably not I don’t think you need a tutorial on how
To do hangers I think I’m doing it wrong cuz I I can’t see a scenario where it’s easier to use a hanger than it is TOA I hate hangers personally but I’m out of I’m out of room to address quickly a uh a thread on our subreddit I don’t believe I’m dating
The um rainy Street Ripper but I can’t completely roll it out either if the Rainy Street Ripper was one dating you that would be some electric content for us two um it would it would really be a big zag uh in terms of being a female versus
A male because I’ve always assumed it’s been a male this entire time that’s that’s a headline gra yeah well when you think serial killer you think dude right I don’t know yeah I I just assume that dead people like just getting killed by dudes guys are more dudes be killing
Dudes killed more than I don’t know that’s statistically true but it feels accurate dudes killed more wow dude okay can you speak to Gone Girl jump to conclusions map uh I can’t speak to gong girl didn’t kill anybody though from what G not dead she comes back at the
End I think right she does yeah I don’t know she does I was I was way too Ender in that movie for someone who was just covered in blood and really making people’s life hell the final twist was she shows up and she goes this girl ain’t
Gone like I’m attracted to women that I’m like a little scared of just a little bit you know it would have been cool if she showed up at the end and just said let’s Gone Girl Shia feel like a Gone Girl then on the screen it’s just Ben afflac that’s sick dude Ben afflac is guy who had a fair in a fair with emada oh yeah how could I forget she she peeled the top in that movie chill out dude just saying it happen chill out
It’s a fact chill out something creepy about peel yeah it just sounds like slow and sticky you made it weird like when you peel an orange slow and sticky yeah when you peel something it maybe when you watch that M you [ __ ] well yeah has Alyssa tried the orange peel
Challenge on you yet see if you’re a good husband or not no she hasn’t I what is it you peel it you peel it for her or something yeah the the wife records the husband and asks him to peel an orange for her and based on his
Reaction to peeling the orange you know what kind of husband you have in front of you so a a not so great husband like you peel it yourself yeah you think I am yeah I’ll get my my fingers all sticky Dylan didn’t you have a lemon
Peel party no dud yeah dude I had people over we just peeled lemons okay what the [ __ ] we made lemonade didn’t some dude show up with limes and you were like get out of here lemons have the same effect but it’s not as bad dude i’ I’ll be honest
I’ve drank a lot of citrus in the sun before and I’ve never gotten burned before Playboy that’d be a cool song I’ve developed an developed an allergy all right we’re drinking Citrus in the sun if you want to bring one to the St
And try it out on me I’ll let you do it just to just to prove to the I might start like I might just start getting cocky with it it’s like that kid at Lake Travis who put peanuts on that his teammate dude what’s his problem he’s
[ __ ] a little bit far my guy that’s a big story around these parts hey he’s just a kid he lost in a nightmare he’s just a kid he’s still gonna get Rec he he’s like a legit D1 Talent he’s going to end up at Texas no he’s not they’re
Not going to Texas has stopped recruiting oh [ __ ] you’re right he tried to kill a kid it wasn’t it was all it was we’re having fun you can’t be putting peanut butter dude they had a conversation with the kid they so like what happens if you touch peanut butter
He goes well I could actually like die I’m not allergic to it the next day kid shows up in his locker and there are like peanuts falling out of his cleats like his his whole Locker was covered in peanuts that reminds me of Billy Madison
When he opens this locker and is it just a bunch of hay that falls out dude I liked it his manure I liked it in muddy Ducks 3 when they just froze the dude’s jerseys that was sick yeah you should not put peanuts anywhere near your friend with a peanut all so my
Buddy’s girlfriend ex-girlfriend now uh she put I was drunk and she put peanut butter on my beard while I was sleeping that’s sick I it was infuriating I I I never talked to her again and when I found out they broke up I was happy yeah dude it
Took me three days to get the smell of peanut butter out of my mustache was the was the idea was there a dog nearby is that that was that the prank no okay there was no there were no animals on the premises it was just a it’s 4th of
July uh some people are sleeping already let’s go put peanut butter on their face Dave I was thinking the prank would be the dog would just lick his face you know yeah I get it like I was it’s it was such a scummy little move like why
Like why peanut butter what kind of peanut butter it was not crunchy was it gif I don’t [ __ ] know dude what would be the worst GIF to have just it playing over and over on your mustache in your beard I don’t know I can’t stop thinking about the I can’t stop thinking about
The video of the girl girl at like Waffle House or wherever the hell she is where she’s going like this waiting for the food to arrive have you guys seen oh my God it’s been the worst dude pull it up she’s rued everything I truly haven’t seen it she doesn’t deserve happiness
It’s it’s in this world it’s one of the toughest watches ever and it it’s been living in my head for the entire weekend because it for some reason it’s been on my TL imagine being there witnessing that like live no the girl that the girl that witnessed it live that’s in the
Background of it handled it exactly how you need to handle she looked like wanted to throw up all over her Booth yes she looked like the uh the lady in the band the SNL band while Shane did his uh call him Shane well he monologue D dude dude let’s talk about
Shane do you do you have a beat on this video Randy are you gonna be able to find this cuz I I know that it’s a vague video to request uh like immediately so I I want to give you the proper time I unfortunately very remember Happy Food
Dance is what the like caption is so I’m pulling it up now Dave it just vomit is this cringe yes dude it’s probably it’s probably the most cringey video I could think of it’s yeah it’s it’s a poster child for cringe talk and that’s just playing in your beard 247 that’s aw
That’s playing within the yeah oh my God I hate I hate this person look the the person in the background is is the MVP this is Waffle House you found it on Facebook I’m L it’s uh IHOP okay I support both just get ready for this
Dave ready here he goes what’s her at oh my god oh look shout out to Lad Bible by the way yeah they probably purchased rights to this video for like $1,000 and now it’s just everywhere look at all that there’s so much sugar on that plate too man if
You’re if you’re that excited to eat pancakes if we’re I’m not here to slander these pancakes cuz the pancakes they look they look good out of everything in this video I can’t talk any booty chatter about look at her look at her face it’s just the worst Dave she
Really thought she was doing content here she wanted people to see this well she’s doing numbers and people have seen it dude Revel posted her uh Impressions and it’s pretty crazy what she’s made yeah she gave IHOP like million doll in free advertising yeah that that is not good
Can we get some announcements out of the way yeah obviously our YouTube’s back please go subscribe now is the best time to subscribe youtube.com circlingback don’t even know how we got that URL it’s a great URL youtube.com circlingback tomorrow on the patreon we’re doing a ry’s game show if I’m not mistaken yes
We are uh Brett will be producing as he got last place which means uh you got the circling back boys just vying for the number one spot it should be exciting uh and we got a new leader in the clubhouse when it comes to this whole fundraiser
That we got going on on funly yeah so Washington DC has showed up in a big big way last week they decided that you know what [ __ ] this was there a coordinated effort here I don’t this a targeted attack because it all happened very quickly there was a one a 1K donator and
Then a few days later 500 from someone else uh both to Washington dude Washington is just turning out they are currently leading by about $1,000 it’s not the worst it’s not the worst Revelation to happen if any city is going to come swoop in I kind of like
That it’s DC I’ll [ __ ] with DC heavy is it fair to is it fair to allow such a big donation when we previously cut down a different one I’m glad you I’m glad you said something David the difference here mhm is that the person who made the initial $5,000 donation reached out and
Specifically asked for most of that to be moved over to the general fund so um I will say we leave as is I think I think for now we leave as is that’s the official ruling in my opinion what are what do you say to the
People that are saying that they want to drain the swamp and then uh cover the hole with a hot dog while we’re in Washington Wast DC using the the dog as a plug is this all a ploy to get El to to Washington it’s not the worst it’s not the worst thing
That ever happened what’s going on here like if we have a meet up in Washington DC you have to assume that there will be someone in a suit slh hot dog costume like I I just it might be me like I um New York is still well within Striking
Distance and so is Seattle obviously so this thing is far from over again Thursday is the LA is it th Thursday’s the last day yeah leap day Thursday is the last day we’ve actually extended February to get more donations did you know if you’re born on a leap day the
The DMV won’t put that date they will put like either the they will put the next day the next actual day is that true yeah heard that this morning did not know that kind of weird do you also know that for just the the small fee of
$99 you can go to the founder and investor speed dating South by party there’s they want you to pay $100 to go to this party Oh I thought you got a free a free think about the small investment Dave think about the small investment in that and how much of a
Ripple effect that can have have you ever seen Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher big Ripple guy if you would like to donate to this campaign and again all funds are going to St Jude Children’s Research Hospital I think is how the official name goes St Jude St Jude St
Judee uh we will put a link in the in the bio yeah link stays in that bio puts it there we’ll also tweet it I’m sure this week it is the last week again Thursday is the last day and uh let’s let’s get these numbers up
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Did you do this weekend thanks for asking will I had a just a mega weekend big time of course kicked off Friday with the Barrett wedding fantastic time black tie the boys showed up dressed out everyone looked good hot crowd rany hit the juie slide 400 times 400 times he
Was doing it in the side he wasn’t on the Dance Floor he was just by the bar just in the juie slide why did you wait so long to do the juie slide dude like like you waited way too long to do the juie slide and all I heard was excuses
Leading up to it um no comment did you were you sore the next day for like for real oh I’m my ankles are still very much hurt and I’m limping it’s very hard dance on the ankles I am in a lot of pain but uh I
Don’t know every single time I went to go do it something Happ like like Barett Barett and L went out there to do a dance like well I’m not going to go do it while they’re doing Dan that why you hit the side the side room by the bar I was practicing out
There yeah it was a smaller Dance Floor than I expected to I I give your juie slide a uh seven out of 10 that’s that’s better than the people voted on my Instagram story seven out of 10 what they vote on the Instagram story 64 to
36 okay okay yeah okay I mean tough crowd it was a good JY slide it wasn’t it didn’t look like you were levitating you you didn’t hit it like the Jin Z kids hit it no no I I I tried doing the air walk one it was way too hard to
Learn so I just went with the original slide one where it looks like you’re gliding across instead of levitating so I kind of remember you doing it question were there any like non-content non-online people that were watching just like what what was that like what
Did you just do there yeah a lot of people are like whoa that looked cool what are you doing I like tried to explain everything and just didn’t really it’s new viral Dance Sensation let’s pretend I’m one of those people and you’re you and you just did it hey what
Was that I’ve never seen such a dance move said I would say hey is this this is called the juie slide and then I would show him a video that I had saved on my phone and they like this is what it’s supposed to look like you actually
Were showing people the video okay yeah he had it on standby in case people were confused out hey for for context yeah uh my my Saturday was about Parks he had tryouts Saturday morning baseball that is uh kid was nervous man real nervous but he got through it I’m proud of him
He hung in there what does a baseball Little League try out look like yeah they um they play a little catch they they basically do a scrimmage okay they he gets certain amount of pitches and then he goes to the field after that and then he kind of throw him around then he
This is kid pitch so they actually had him throw from the mound to all of them and uh the draft actually is today they do like an actual draft to grade all the players and do a draft snake or auction so we’ll find out we’ll find out here
Pretty soon which team’s on dude auction would be sick then later that day he he had a birthday party at a place called Austin’s Park and Pizza Oh I thought you said the police called and I was like what no you birthday party that must
Have been a lit party and uh he had he had a big time they had to sleep over that night with his best buds just a big weekend and then Sunday we went and picked up a A PS5 [ __ ] he had been saving money for it he put his own money
Down and I covered the difference dude’s got a PS5 he’s in the game man is he just living the life right now yeah he if he needs any head if he needs any headset recommendations your boy just C some swag Paar so okay I’ll let him know
Yeah what uh what is Austin Park in Pizza what Randy I didn’t realize that you didn’t have a PS5 already so now you got one yeah so you’re gonna dive into hell with us no I will not do that also I have a PS4 to give to somebody if
Anyone knows um a deserving person who wants a PS4 I’m happy to donate it to somebody honestly I have one too maybe maybe maybe there’s a kid out there who would love one uh if you know someone like legit let me know and I will I will
Make that happen for him I’ll ship it myself yeah let let us know because I I am currently not using mine I offered it to people who I thought if I want it and they turn me down let me know I could sell it for I don’t know 75 bucks or I
Could just give it to someone I’d rather do that so let me know give it my PS4 Dave and bring a story with it let me know why they deserve it and that’s it man just an awesome awesome awesome weekend it’s a Savvy move to play your zahard on the Saturday of your
Birthday weekend because then you can also play it on the Sunday of your birthday weekend to answer your question awesome Park and Pizza they have like bumper boats and go-karts and there’s a arcade and bowling alley it’s just massive place in flug greville the flu
Dud crazy catch it and they have a pizza it’s not the official motto restaurant inside’ be sick it’s cool it’s cool you had a good time well that boy get it too um shout out to the Ley lovely wedding Barrett and Laura lovely couple great time um you know you go into these
Things at the plan you’re like man I’m trying to do this thing where I don’t I don’t really like drink a bunch of different types of alcohol it’s a little bit difficult in a wedding especially when um there’s a surprise espresso martini bar it’s a good surprise and
When you look over and see that you’re like well I’m not going to just not get one it would be kind of I’d be a bad guess I’d be a bad friend if I didn’t so I I think it’d be a bad guess if you
Didn’t get three I had a couple I also had a couple Ranch wat waterers also had a couple beers did you kill somebody also had a couple red wines did you you didn’t kill anybody did you no okay all right just making sure had to ask be embarrassing if you did and we
Didn’t ask wait why did I I didn’t knock the wait what you could be the you could be the Rainy RI the Rainy Street Ripper he drinks Ranch Waters M A lot of them that’s why he doesn’t remember killing people oh right right right they find a
Lot of lime juice on all the victims I thought I missed I thought I missed another body uh best uh bad Saturday very hung over great Sunday why play golf 8 am not something I typically do although I did have played weirdly two rounds of golf on Sunday this year uh
Makes me feel like uh my dad because he when I was a kid he used to play uh early Sunday and I remember him getting home anyway uh shout out to Randall who I actually played a round of golf with for the first first time
Ever uh you look like you were you were struggling probably my second worst round of golf ever yeah nice and then I realized that done 15 juie slides the two nights prior and it’s always what Dylan knows about Doms and your Dom set
In yeah Dr I and I I you know shout out to a upcoming sponsor I didn’t have an early bird I like playing on an early bird and I forgot to have one in my bag dude I saw Dave slide into a nice little 88 oh Playmaker what did I do you know I live on that gen app dog if I see the boys Dr in the course I’m going to be checking that gen app later that day to see what people are doing did it drop me I don’t know let’s check it out live I don’t
Have I don’t have the live I don’t have the live stats on your handicap unfortunately let’s see what it did oh I’m still 12.9 that’s not good um no it was fun I wrote with Dan uh played with Brett and Randy um it was just a good round of golf we
Were a sub4 hour round on on a Sunday great is so excellent greens weren’t great nope got to tell you you know the little tiny weeds and you’re kind of playing bumping them off there yeah we had a little bit of that going um but yeah it it was good last night
Watch curb did you watch curb I haven’t watched curb yet it’s a good curb um it’s a good one also two episodes deep in 1883 second episode not quite as strong as the first okay okay going to stick with it so are you going to watch 1883
And then lead your way up to season one of Yellowstone no I’m going to go into 1923 or whatever okay and then I’m going to do season one when it’s all said perfect perfect it’s a perfect circle yeah it makes sense and that’s it man Saturday was Saturday was tough um we’re
Doing a Guinness and Peroni back and forth yeah I S I saw you doing that on the TL I’m one of the lucky people that has entry into your be real and I I have to say I was very impressed with your your measures yeah thank you what about
You you know had a great time at the Dudley wedding uh who’s everyone’s MVP I’m my MVP was the DJ who was absolutely swagging off of the off the dance floor absolute Swagger Hound that guy that that that guy’s fit was out of this world crazy I forgot who it was
Maybe Micah who said he looked like he was he was dressed as the Dick in the Box guys yeah yeah that’s good he he that’s a very yeah great call Micah yeah great call was the sax phist with him or was that okay saxophonist needs to be
Talked about yet because she was there and I didn’t know if they came as a tandem I don’t know it was so they had a saxophonist and she was just laying down licks like two songs that were being played by the DJ yeah it was beautiful it was pretty
Impressive seeing a good saxophonist out there if you can get bonus Sachs and a late night espresso Martini jug like I’m in no one’s having a bad time that short rib was gas by dude I had the crispy skin and salmon are you kidding me you missed out on the short player
Oh uh yeah it was great uh Randy you waited a little too long to juby slide like you could have really turned it up early like I’m happy you did it I’m impressed you know how to juby slide we can confirm that now I I was going to do
It earlier the first time I was going to the dance floor there was a accident on the Dance Floor there was I was like oh well this would be inappropriate it would be borderline inappropriate yeah um yeah good thing you didn’t do it then
R what the [ __ ] I was was going and then I noticed what was going on I’m like all right I’m going to wait like 30 minutes an hour after this give it time to breathe Randy gets my Rena Renaissance Man of the Year award uh or of the
Wedding award uh I I did witness Randy tipping out bartenders with $5 bills huge he packed he packed his pledge pack he had an Altoids tin had four cigarettes back box of matches gum any would need anything I was there for you dude he was he was cooking I brought
Cigarettes and didn’t smoke a single one dude I did the same thing I think I think you bringing them I brought I brought some that I had acquired a long time ago with the hopes that you would want one and then it would make me do it
With you and then when I found out you brought some it like took the pressure off to like go do it and then suddenly we just weren’t doing it we’re all talk dude we’re soft yeah wait a minute think I was the only one that smoke I walked
Out to go to my Uber and I you were sitting out there by herself smoking that was my second s That’s So Sick by himself dude I was waiting for my Uber and I was just in my talks dude Uber drivers love it when you’re just ripping
A Sig as they pull up and you get in their car you probably got a four rating dude oh we had a great conversation I had a great Saturday obviously woke up watched the uh Scotland Lads just take it to England as one hashtag love rugby big rugby guy these days I went
Somewhere on Saturday I’ve never been before in Austin Texas I went to top-notch Burger you got with top-notch Burger of course it’s a very famous spot it was in daed and conf fused old Austin staple man I was craving a burger I was having my second Burger of the year I
Wanted to make sure I went somewhere I’d never been before went there it was good I would go back they have really classic fries I was told to get onion rings there and I didn’t get any onion rings I haven’t been in 15 years it was fine
It’s it’s a you can tell that that that burger has been grilled on a grill that has grilled a million Burgers prior to it yeah that’s a compliment okay where is it located north burnit burnit road yeah you wouldn’t know anything about burning it dude get out of here it stop
Dude then yesterday it was lobster roll Sunday I was actually going to go hit flavia’s food truck you guys familiar with her she she was across the way I was craving some of it a lot of traffic so I decided to Pivot early uh went and
Got a a lobster roll solo had one single beer it was a delightful experience and then I had the absolute gift fall in my lap of a uh a John Mayer vinyl that I’ve been looking for for a while just showed up at waterl it turned into a great
Sunday lunch great Sunday lunch you guys want to come over and listen to to it with me yeah for sure dude cool cool I’ll hit you up we can take like an early bird and we can just listen to it can catch a vibe that sounds fantastic
Okay early bird I’m letting you jump into it I don’t want to step on it oh wow yeah speaking of early bird uh you guys are familiar with their gummies right uh very much so uh yeah buddy some would say uh in the science I think would back this that they’ve got around
2 and2 milligrams of natural THC and around 12 12 migs of CBD in each gummy these things are formulated for fun and to make you feel good as Randy said he was devastated to realize he didn’t bring his early bird out to the course there’s anything that can uh loosen you
Up when you don’t have swing juice available to you it’s definitely an early bird took one last night I did too same I had one single glass of wine and one single early bird and your boy was cozy on the couch yeah I was um I was pretty
Uh indeep on this 1883 thing with an early bird really enhanced my exper experience in a in a good way is that why you sent me a voice note at like 9:45 that just said 1883 was that extreme fetty [ __ ] voice yeah it’s good dude yeah yeah yeah you weren’t supposed to tell people about that it was a good voice memo I want people to know that’s what I do it was good I don’t know how to leave a voice
Memo I’m going to take an early bird tonight and figure it out and leave the squad some voice memos I like that it’s like it’s kind of like a podcast I’m going to do an ad read during my voice memos for early bird how do you make money doing voice
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Watched I watched uh the next day it’s the first time I’ve watched Saturday Night Live in its entirety start to finish at 10:30 10:35 whatever in potentially like 20 years I’ve watched every single SNL except for one in the last probably eight years I don’t ride for it I can’t vouch
That it’s always good I can’t say that it’s it’s not bad because there’s a lot of bad skits that happen I recognize very few hosts on the show which tells you a lot I don’t I just don’t watch it anymore I did watch about 20 25 minutes
Of it on Saturday the glazing that was happening on the timeline for Shane Gillis is unlike anything I’ve ever seen before he’s very popular right now like I I just have never seen people act like their best friend from high school was hosting Saturday Night Live when it’s a
Dude that you’ve never met before yeah he’s kind of he’s kind of got the Everyman quality that people relate to I think he’s hilarious and I did think it was a pointment television even though I did not actually watch it like it was appointment television but it was always
Going to be an episode I watch front to back uh I need dudes on the timeline to stop referring to him simply as shame uh for me for me that extends to famous people yeah okay but if I say Norm like dude I miss Norm you know Norm’s got
Norm’s got Norm’s got a a Decades of backing behind his his body of work you’re bigger resume you’re right Sports this this bugs me in sports too oh dude like UT athletes like oh dude Patrick’s gonna he’s about he’s about to win this Pat’s about to be
The goat we’re not doing first names yeah you’re not you’re not but unless you are personal friends with this person please don’t do that okay I watched when I watch this it this is like unlike any and you know it’s funny I said Norm because Norm had a similar
Where he got fired from the show where he was actually like a staple on the show and then came back to host it like a year and a half later that sound like a boring skit where Norm Don was just a staple and Rob Schneider’s the stapler yeah okay that’s very
Confusing it was weird because you know like the story you guys know the backstory on why he didn’t he got fir before okay and so they kind of lean into look it up David a little bit right so the audience I don’t know how familiar the audience was with him and
Like his actual comedic stylings which I love by the way but the weirdest thing was on Twitter like how it kind of turned into like a culture war team event where you got people just rooting and like if you if he had a joke in the monologue that didn’t land you’d have
People like arguing about the joke in real time I’m like man just let it bre just don’t go into it watching it don’t ruin Shane Gillis there’s a there’s a there’s a breed of people who is I feel like they’re turning standup comedy into like sports where they they they have their
Team and they ride for it way too hard it’s like all right guys this is just standup comedy you’re just supposed to laugh for a little bit yeah it’s like oh that’s that’s cool yeah it’s like okay SNL has some issues SNL has some issues but the people out there that were
Complaining about it are kind of complaining about nothing here they never bring the host on for the First skit it’s just simply not happening was pretty poor they rarely bring the host on and I never thought they would actually bring him on I and I did I mean
It just it just rarely rarely happens it missed the monologue I didn’t I thought it was great just because it was it was clearly him doing what he does really well and that’s kind of feeling out seeing what he’s going to get away with and kind of like he does he does that
Look that’s his thing and like I thought the his family being there and him kind of roasting his dad was funny he did some of his his material from his uh his special I was did that surprise you it surprised me a little bit I I I I was
Shocked that he did that just it seems like he wouldn’t go back to that well I’m wondering if he kind of realized what he had planned wasn’t working yeah or and so he was like I’m gonna fall back into this I don’t know I still thought it was a funny monologue I did
Too I thought it was funny but also like just the amount of people who like were sitting there with their with their pom poms like just wait like they’re like nope this is good and ready to go to battle on online about it I just think
Dunking on SNL at this point is like the lowest form of dunking on a show because it’s just the easiest thing to do it’s really easy to do I was shockingly unfamiliar with the cast I a couple I’m unfortunately very familiar with the cast I knew a couple of the ladies and I
Did find them to be good I did I think maybe this will you said they do this from time to time the best sketch was the Liu u i i i truly think that they just cut really funny sketches and release them online for the online bump of things and not like they
They already know they have enough material to fill a show I truly think that they the only reason it was cut was just because you knew it was going to do really well for social stuff yeah and it’s [ __ ] crushing it’s the most it’s the most uh tweeted thing that I’ve seen
From it rarely in this office will someone put on a sketch and then everybody will come watch it over their shoulder and it actually like hits but we did that over his Dylan shoulder this morning it good are we G to okay so there are a lot of people saying that
It’s going to be like the highest rated episode that SNL’s ever seen or they’ve seen in a really long time it’s going to be a big uptake do do we think Sweeney has it in her next week to outdo Shane Gillis should he actually have good ratings for this Casey mus Graves and
Sydney Sweeney I think it falls just short of of Shane I my boy Shane I think I don’t know I want to see someone do a comparison of like okay here’s here’s like a funny comedian who should do really well and has a really popular fan base and like here’s a really
Good-looking actress who doesn’t traditionally do comedy Spacey Casey also the musical guest facts she dropped a candle this weekend yeah I I liked I liked her old candle a lot I’m sure the new one’s good not a big fan of boy smou put that put that out
There the Ops hate this I’m excited for Casey though she won’t get the SK I kind of skipped 21’s uh performances I usually I usually skip 90% of SNL performances ballerinas that oh that’s tight were good um hey can I say that the Weekend Update is usually the best thing about the show
I I really enjoy them I didn’t like I I gotta admit I wasn’t the biggest fan of of of Michael Chay and Michael what’s his name other dude um Joe Colin Joe’s yeah I was gonna say Michael yeah I don’t know they need to hire two dudes
Name Michael enjoy them and Mike plus Mike no I think they’re actually I think they’re the most watchable portion of SNL at this point like I will I will skip over skits if I don’t immediately get taken by them but I will always make sure to watch a weekend update in its
Entirety it’s usually pretty good Michael CH Michael Chay is sneaky funny and he just likes to roast col Colin Jo yeah I all in all I you know it was good wasn’t it wasn’t like groundbreaking and the best sketch was on Twitter but other you know hey he did it
He did a good job he didn’t screw up he looked like he was having fun um and he will continue to be a good standup comedian and we can just glaze him on the to y’all got to stop glazing so hard insane glazing generational let’s talk about this Mansion you guys seen
This so there is a Cliffside uh neighborhood I’ll call it uh in in California I don’t know where in California probably doesn’t matter um on the this Cliff side there are some absolute Mansions I’m talking like that one on the left looks like it’s got to
Be I don’t know 12,000 sare feet it’s just it’s freaking huge anyway a few weeks back a storm caused much of the cliff to erode away you can see like at the bottom there there’s big rocks that have fallen down the cliff and so these houses are in danger of falling like
Falling into the ocean I think Brett said this was very close to where Sally and I got married okay yeah that it looks like that would make sense said how do you feel about where you got married falling into the ocean yeah um and so they’re warning these these
Residents like look you guys might want to like get out of your house especially when the next storm comes and I believe there’s one headed that way for in a couple of weeks like a week and a half or something that should be pretty bad but these houses are legit in danger of
Falling off the cliff into the ocean there’s an 82-year-old man named Lewis buman and he’s like I’m not I’m not [ __ ] leaving he’s he’s like I’m not worried about it I’m staying in this house dude I get it I’m staying in this house if if if it
Takes me down then then I’ll go down with it think of how long it took this man to build this house think of how much money he put into this house I’m going down with the house if I need to Tumble down a cliff in order to prove my
Point then that’s what I’m doing but this is just it’s wild to me that um your your house could just fall into the ocean like this but I guess that’s the risk you take when you live on the side of a cliff well there’s a ton of houses
In Michigan that are kind of facing the same thing it’s all this erosion and Sand Dunes what ever it is and like it’s scary like these houses are just going to go away and all these families that have these family homes are just not going to have it anymore look at the big
Chunk of Earth that fell that fell right in front of this huge huge house got some Foundation issues brother I mean it’s it’s pretty SC this this dude’s a badass though L buman just like [ __ ] it no he’s like this this is the nicest house I’m ever going to own and
I’m staying right here you got to go down with the ship you got to think he’s got insurance got to think the insurance is at play here like that other house is kind of sick yeah that one is in that one’s more [ __ ] that might be the one he’s in I
It doesn’t specify which house is is his I’m trying to figure out which one’s in more trouble probably the one on like the middle that’s kind of hanging off do you throw a party like soon make sure you get the squad over before your house goes into the ocean but if it starts
Raining real hard you might want to leave this is a this reminds me of living at uh the old fraternity house because the back deck and actually the entire house the house itself was put up by wood was held up by wood beams no it was held up by tree trunks tree trunks
Remember that did a pledge class before us had oh okay the house the house itself if you go in the basement of the house hold on dude tree trunks okay did they dig up the tree trunks if you go the house is no longer there for the
Record but when it was there the basement was like where a lot of The Hazing went down and I thought you guys were a non- hazing organization before us and if you go down there it’s like you’re under the house right and it’s it’s creepy down there but the
Foundation of the house literally is being held up by tree trunks like there are tree trunks under the house this big around I don’t know how stable it was probably not very um and then the back deck which wasn’t helded by tree trunks who you know basic Wood Construction uh
Also not not safe at all that that house being knocked down it it’s going to it probably save lives in the future like for real I would have Lov to have seen it taken down because all they would have had to have done is just tie
A chain around one of the yeah the tree trunks and pulled it out it would have just imploded been very easy why didn’t you guys do a candle light vigil I don’t want to ever see it again because I I was in my 30s do you think any Brotherhood died that
Day Brotherhood lives forever yeah dude brothers for life you work if you were a frat you would have known that pretty frat wedding it was a frat wedding I mean black High lot of fraternity Brothers there frat Barrett looks scorching hot as per huge yeah yeah pretty frat wedding
Overall yeah I’m worried about this yeah shouts to to Lewis buman hopefully his house uh stays on top of this this cliff and he can uh continue to enjoy it for decades to come well actually he’s 82 he’s you know a few more years I’m I I didn’t maybe he’s got
Enough money to get on Brian Johnson reverse aging maybe he could have a rock hard penis Brian Johnson he woke up in Joy mode to is just 100% Joy mode all rocked up dude National Weather Service predicts more rain will be hitting LA area next week okay next week we need a
Camera on this at all times this is I want to see it go down if it goes down honestly with all the the climate change stuff and like weird weather like having a house on a cliff at this point is just kind of a noggo
For me if you’re going to have it like that I think you got to go like you got to go sea level yeah yeah didn’t you say your house is always at sea level uhhuh I did say that get it Dave get it you get it we’re back on we’re back on YouTube
They can see oh yeah I mean yeah this is tough I don’t I don’t really know um how you’re allowed to build a home on these Cliffs like in the first place but they did so shout out to them if you pay someone enough money they’ll build a house
Anywhere David out P us way even out P us way Dana Point is what this area is called it’s a nice area it I would imagine so looking at the the property here and the houses and yeah it looks very nice you know he’s getting smoked on property taxes oh my God yeah
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Psycho I’m freaking in dude yeah I don’t know if we need this come on let’s just let’s just let let them cook oh we need this this is going to be good who do you get to to to fill the SHO of Christian Bale that’s the big
That’s the big question one of the best performances of all time I’m willing to say it wow no Oscar nod no Noms really I nothing I don’t think so nothing for our guy put Christian Bale on the map no was you read the book big role no I
Didn’t uh I read most of the book oh Brett Easton Ellis yeah it it’s fine um I I don’t know maybe I’ll listen to it it was fine yeah I I honestly it would probably be something I’d rather listen to at this point but it is what it
Is I’m just I’m just running through my head of actors that could that could crush this who said Glenn Powell earlier Brett did just because he’s hot it’s too close it’s too close to the original I feel like you can’t just have like a dude that’s just trying to be you can’t
Justan you can’t just be hot not not that he’s not a good actor because he is I don’t know if he’s got the range to to uh to do such a dark character I ne I mean he did screen Queens he crushed it screen Queens but that guy I don’t know
He can if he can play American psycho um he was in a lot of [ __ ] before American Psycho I don’t know if he popped off in that stuff but he was in a lot of stuff okay but I do think American Psycho was probably the first role that
Was like holy [ __ ] okay he was perfectly he was perfectly cast for that what if we did a lady okay we’re going woke no we got I think I think it’d be interesting to see like I don’t have anyone in mind but I think it would be interesting to see like the female
Perspective of what it would look like to be him like he was such a particular person I think having a I think seeing like the behind the scenes of a woman doing this would be great and we as we know uh per Dylan’s dating life uh we know that female serial killers
Are all the rage right now that’s right well you could do you could do an Austin tie-in cuz you could say Austin has a scene comparable to New York in the 80s American Psycho so you want to just put this thing in Austin and tie it into the
Rainy Street thing I’m fine with that and if you want to make it a lady I’m fine with that too go I’m watching gotta be a Wall Street guy though right this is a harder thing to cast I think than James Bond is I like it being like
Someone who does like software sales okay I’m fine with that Brett Easton Ellis did say what a modern day American Psycho would consist of like he wrote a column about it like New Yorker uh let me pull it up there’s a good paragraph on it um but he it was actually very accurate
The way that it sounds it actually sounds more like uh Kendall from succession than it sounds like anything yep uh he said let me see I have it pulled up where kendle from sucession is is good obviously doesn’t have the like the he’s not as hot yeah but it’s got in an industry
Where you have like your peers are your direct competitors because that’s a big that’s a big part of his like his whole thing you know yeah um like when you’re on Wall Street you know you’re trade and you got you want to be the guy Miles Teller has too much of a
Unique look he’s not he’s not American Psycho Mato or is he he said and sometimes I think if I had written the book in the past decade perhaps baitman would have been working in Silicon Valley living in copertino with excursions into San Francisco or
Down to Big Sir to the post Ranch in in ping ping around with Zuckerberg and dining at French Laundry or lunching with Reed Hastings at man Raa and losgatos wearing a Yeezy hoodie and teasing girls on Tinder certainly he could also just be as easily of a hedge
Funer in New York Patrick bit begets Bill Amman and Daniel lobe I don’t know what that means would you rather see a a modern rendition of American Psycho where it is set today or a remake of the 80s of that era of americ I don’t know that’s part of the reason
The movie is so great it’s just the 80s like the excess of New York City Wall Street in the 80s they have the big phones the big mot phones suspenders it’ be it would have to be a good it would it would have to have a really good crew
To come up with like the the tasteful things that he would be into these days like I don’t I feel like they’d end up having him pull out like an MGMT vinyl what about instead of a business card no instead of instead of like Huey Lewis in
The news suddenly we’re like we’re just kind of like really laying it on thick okay what about will polter uh the guy who yeah he’s in uh this season of The Bear yeah that guy yeah oh this guy got an interesting yeah I could see that
He’s like he he turned into a hot guy out of nowhere he looks maxed yeah I don’t I don’t know I I said it earlier I I truly think that is a harder thing to cast than James Bond because James Bond you can just plug in plug and play with
Someone that’s like goodlook this you need someone who’s got it you need someone who can turn in a performance that is like kind of bone chilling almost yeah what if they had a hot dog do it oh hold on let him cook stop what stop he wakes
Up every morning instead of like putting like a face mask on he puts grill marks like on his face B I don’t like what you’re doing that’s so [ __ ] dumb the hot dog’s just staring in the mirror putting gr marks on Matt bmer I don’t know who that ISO you
Quarterback that’s rep buar oh I literally thought it was a football player when he said it I was like I don’t know who this man is Matt Bowmer is he’s one of the hottest guys in in Hollywood no but I don’t I don’t want a
Hog guy I want a creep what if uh the guy who plays homelander oh might be a little old but that’s good B’s hot I was thinking yeah Bower’s hot dud I thinking caval bro no Cav’s too jacked for it he can slim down a little bit might be a little old for
The role how old’s Henry caval I don’t know you got to be in your 20s this ro oh yeah okay he’s way old that’s my guess I don’t know though he’s not 48 I was gonna say like 40 he’s 40 40 oh he’s 40 he’s your age dude damn who do you
Think looks better he looks older it’s not fair He’s the hottest dud he’s my hottest dude on planet Earth right now he absolutely looks better than me I’ll listen to Hemsworth talk but like for me if I had to choose a team I’m putting my hand up
When it comes to uh caval dude Bomer would actually crush this role he he he can play like that dark that dark person are you that familiar that you’re calling him Bowmer I love that Matt Bomer know this dude all bomes would crush B bomes would crush dude what is
He oh Magic mik okay okay but two magic mics actually I will I would watch it I I what’s your official take on if you want it to be a nod to the 80s or if you want to be modern day I think I want modern day I
Do want modern day I don’t want them to try to recreate it and [ __ ] it up you would do an infrared mask instead of the yeah the wellness like if they decided to open with a wellness scene in modern day it would be electric sa routine you’d be seeing
Screenshots from that for on Sunday scaries for decades to come like it’s just that’s why we need something definitely either listens to Rogan or huberman on the way into work MH yeah that’s that’s careful dude people even if you say hubman in a in a flattering
Way people will come at you being like he’s legit why why you saying he’s not people are so defensive about it they’re really defensive about hubman for some reason what’s his first name huy huy huberman that’s Andrew I think yeah Dr Andrew dude I don’t like when people talk about Dr Andrew like
That okay now now we’re doing Dr Andrew dude don’t talk about Dr Andrew man Mesmerize it how good-looking Matt Bower stop [ __ ] glazing Matt Bower D changing my take not modern okay not like now but like set in the um the Silicon Valley like boom era so like the
Height of that be good of Instagram yeah that so like I don’t know what it is 2012 2012 like 2015 is I could be fine with that runs parallel with a fra blog trending up oh dude American I can see American Cycle being like dude we’re
Going to this TFM party it’s oh souai be part of no he’s not going not day why I’ve got day rage memories from the wedding we’re not we’re not talking is sick dude you talking about no you got to do you have to have a South by scene
You have to have a South by scene you have to mention bonaroo you got to have something some kind of found oh he’ll be a burning man burning oh yeah the modern day Patrick baitman goes to Burning Man for sure I’m I’m so in on this yeah this
Sounds really this this needs to happen I don’t really even care who they cast what’s the name of the dude from the courthouse show where they all faked it oh yeah uh I can’t remember his name James Marsden let’s get marsd doog in there he’s a little too old for the role
But he’d be good he would have been good at one point in his life in it he’s too old for the role yeah no is he sneaky like short King yeah he’s 50 dude that dude’s 50 m I need to find out who’s doing his Botox up here in Austin yeah
He’s hot as [ __ ] Je 50 years old dude he looks so much better than me also in Sonic the Hedgehog which I watched with parks and it’s a not not a bad little movie didn’t they used to call you Sonic the edgehog I don’t know pry yeah I just
I like that I just started thinking about it you know that’s good the edgehog dude marstin could have been good at one point yeah yeah I could see it I could see actually him thriving as like the friend of American Psycho like he’s like a colleague at the scene where
They’re talking about their what’s the new age business card scene that’s great question just a QR code like a LinkedIn like you new LinkedIn headshot like your AI LinkedIn headshot I can’t even tell it’s AI generated oh that’s good dude yeah there’s a rumor that someone did AI
Look look at his hand he has all five fingers where what generator did he use for this so good see look we’re writing the movie it’s so good do you think he’d make an appearance in uh what was it corpor corporate crash yeah corporate Crashers what was that called convention crash convention Crashers
Dude convention Crashers has legs we can’t talk we get sign on NDA can’t talk about that Randy true it’s it has to take place in like an Atrium style Hotel like from the early 2000s yeah you leave your room in that hotel and you look
Down at at the lobby elevat you can see through for like to The Atrium as you’re going up your elevator and you glance out the window and you see a lantern you see Vincent holding it that’s right ready to ready to take you on the best tour you’ve ever been on Randy
Convention crash just lanyards everywhere yeah you see two people in the clear elevator like hammered thinking that they’re going up and see the clear elevator’s got some real potential for some good scenes he [ __ ] has to have a podcast he has a podcast oh American Psycho dude yeah is
Is this just Brian Johnson it’s be yeah it is it could just be Brian Johnson yeah there you go what if he just what he’s funing this movie and it just unveils him you know you said you had to pee before the episode yeah dude yeah you can’t
Leave right before this one dude we’re about to be we’re about to end what’s this one dude we’re pouring one out for vice for vice dog this a Dave S this is too bad man dude he can’t hold the tank in pitiful we got we have three
Minutes left of the show whole one he was already pissing whole one it was either whole one or whole two that’s a dude who drank a coffee on the way to the course yeah for sure how’d it go so you didn’t play well Randy 124 is
Terrible you kept all 124 Strokes I saw Dylan shoot that one time I’m impress that you actually shared your real score yeah you had stick tutiven right there probably lost 20 balls I think at Max I usually lose five balls in a round good for two or three
Losing lost like 20 balls not your best round of golf last time I played golf Dylan I made it I made it until number 16 with with my first ball and I lost it in the rough oh what’ you shoot you went 86 okay but like it was so frustrating to
Not just blast it out of bounds or not lose it in some water hazard something like that it was just in some deep rough and we couldn’t find it anywhere and it was like that would have been the first time in forever since I played a a round
Of golf with one ball right under your nose man you just didn’t see it it’s tough out there all right Dave’s back oh Dave’s got a wet spot on his no I’m just kidding this the pants come should we play wet spot pants are sold is wets
Spot the let’s play wet spot it’s like kind of like pants beers a little bit honestly we could play wet spot and then play then do a pants beer to like cover it up did you actually play wet spot I’ve never played it I would play it
Though I would play it at a bachelor party I would play it if like uh we got like a a lake house somewhere we were all partying and stuff that that’s safe territory yeah I’m not going to do it in public at like little Woodrose or
Something but I would play it I would definitely play it if we were at someone’s cabin and they wanted to just play wet spot I mean the key is you start the flow then you cut it off immediately yeah that’s so hard to do who can have the smallest wet spot on
Their pants that’s uncomfortable uh we got a poor one out it’s a really sad day um I don’t even know when this news dropped but it was pretty tough to swallow when it did uh rest in peace Vice can you shine some light on what’s going on over there
Dave I don’t know what’s going on over there they’re laying off uh a lot of people and apparently they’re shutting down the website yeah editorials gone which is uh so they fully pivoted to uh to to video they’re doing Studio yeah they have like a studio set now yeah I kind of thought
Editorial was there dare I say bread and butter yeah I to be honest I don’t watch a lot of their videos but I would read a lot of the columns that I would see tweeted out is that just the old me being an old head in media what’s up are
They still going to cover these wild ass stories they have to that’s their Brant I did the same thing um minus reading the actual story I read a lot of their headlines and you know what they were good and if we were to maybe put together a super cut of best of Vice
Headlines I think it could be good content um do you have any favorite headlines from the past Dave that stick out I should have prepped you on that question um pretty much anything that had to do with like uh a shaman in like Micronesia or something psychedelics psychedelics
Were a big player um if you don’t know we would uh I would do real and fake Vice headlines and these guys would have to guess I would love to know who the the we should do one more and then tally up which one of you guys actually the
All I would say that that was probably like one of the biggest trademark segments of touching Bas it’s a big part of touching Bas history I didn’t have I didn’t have I didn’t have us outlasting uh vice’s editorial team yeah good call no offense to us but
Like I kind of thought they had they were Behemoth with they once long time had it just a crazy valuation might all of them did dude it’s it’s so depressing to see valuations of just is just a blanket statement when you see like oh this company was valued at this much and
Then it sold for a tenth of it it’s just like oh man Shane Smith is dude Shane’s net worth dude give me a Shane uh net worth guess 175 million I saw it so I can’t guess you’re off because he is a billionaire 1.27 billion that’s insane God he knows he
Knows that that Bottom’s going to fall out at some point right like they can’t last I mean I think he’s good damn he’s all right nuts he’s gonna be just fun still nuts huh I want to be a billionaire medium Mogul he doesn’t have to worry about editorial anymore sounds cool man
Think he’s just like whatever get rid of it it’s good work if you can get it we’re not doing Twitter numbers anymore it’s only on the YouTubes that’s pretty crazy I think they should have just stuck to like they were excellent I really enjoy enjoyed their [ __ ] they
Just send like some hipster some little hipster [ __ ] to the front lines in Syria hey yeah you’re going to go to [ __ ] you’re going to go meet Ben Laden’s like number three yeah feel like if I did okay we hope you don’t die but you’re
Going to go do it I kind of wish I would have done iasa at like 24 and just pivoted to be like a vice reporter yeah send me over there let me take some pics and those are the days what being 24 no you just like you well being 24 is cool
You just look over be like oh Vice uh they sent this kid to go do a Peyote in Mexico with a guy who is wanted by the cartel yeah okay cool but like I’m reading that same time I’m watching I’m watching the I’ll watch 30 minutes of
That I watched one they they sent the kid to do uh whm Hoff the Iceman Wim Hoff the you know the [ __ ] guy who they just sent him to go do that they went and climbed a mountain Barefoot and shorts and stuff and then like jumped in water it’s like that’s a
Cool gig dude I was actually putting up such cocky numbers in the cold plunge last time I did it that they were calling me him W God shut up dude that’s not even true dude I’m him you’re not dude I’ll do like five minutes am I crazier did somebody not
Tally up like alltime scores it someone did like a listener someone did I think so I would never make Randy I would never ever ever make Randy undertake such a thing I’m surprised Ry doesn’t have the the alltime tally off the top of his head he’s our
Arist pre uh pre- circling back that person that did that yeah we can’t even get the all time because a lot of those episodes are gone we should have made we should have put touching base stuff on vinyl before it all got removed so that we could have it
Forever y’all didn’t even think about doing that are who’s putting pods on vinyl can we be dude I don’t know if anyone’s ever done it and I would really like to do just one if you think we sound like our wuang record dude we put Valerio versus Wild on [ __ ] vinyl
Someone’s buying it I’ll buy it I don’t care let’s get a pressing done a pressing have you ever watch how vinyls are made no it’s crazy can you explain to me how dry cleaning Works they use chemicals I’ve never Googled it but I still don’t understand what they do like how do they
Use the chemical seems like a bad chemical there’s a lot of things in this world I don’t understand well like I don’t understand how dry cleaning works I don’t know how that little Needle on the [ __ ] plastic creates sound don’t sound it’s mindblowing it’s like a little mini will just sucking the sound
And spitting it out it’s just like little divots in the yeah dog [ __ ] it’s crazy it’s crazy yeah but what are they doing they just have someone in a room just throwing chemicals at my tuxedo yeah just throw it I don’t get it like it looks clean they clean it but it’s
Dry it’s gotten very expensive I just want to point that out yeah our my place my place recently uh upgraded their technology now they’re keeping cards on file they’re pre-charging you for stuff like it’s it’s getting it’s it’s honestly a little much I’m wondering what the upcharge is now with this new
System in place how much am I paying for this new system yeah I’ve got a car full of stuff that needs to go because you know I have a I have another black tie wedding this weekend you do yeah back to back on them it’s not even in town oh man where are
You going to be I’m going in Dallas sorry I’m not trying to ruin anything no it’s okay that’s I just want to point that out [ __ ] yeah and there’s a there’s a rehearsal dinner I’m going to have to wear my suit again so it’s getting smoked yeah have fun paying $24 to uh
Your dry cleaner I would you think it’s for two for one suit one suit one Tu shirt yeah you’re [ __ ] yeah did you see the guy at Barrett’s wedding who had the custom Tu that had like the designs on the back he also had a b went custo on him he’s
The other bolo Thai guy he looked good he looked where do you get such a tux his wife looked famous they did have famous she had famous Vibes and I was like why do you look so famous I feel like I’ve had a conversation with you
Before but I don’t know who you are it was it was annoying me didn’t know them I was kind of hoping she’d look at me and kind of give me one of those looks like have we talked before I swear to God I talked to this woman
Before maybe in a past life dude maybe in a dream should we get the [ __ ] out of here yeah yeah probably all right Bye
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