Tyler Perry’s 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴 🅾🅵 🅿🅰🆈🅽🅴 Ep8.3 🍁🍁Payneful Divorce 🍁🍁🍁 #Comedy Full Episode #BETHouseofPayne

Hy ho come on in come on in where the family where the family look who we found yeah I already saw Malik oh you saw Malik yeah get you see her hey stop stop hi you remember me how could I forget you right I am a little hard to

Forget that you are there to yeah CJ home he’ll be here any minute but he got something want to tell you good finally what is it no he went wait okay Miss Ella what well what what are you doing here oh I just came

By did you cook dinner or no I figured I would do that over here yeah that’s a good idea I’ll do that that’s a good idea excuse me I I just finished cooking for the twins oh you did well we’ll eat whatever you get no we’ll just see what

You have in the fridge yeah all right Curtis I see uh glutenfree form raised something like butter coconut sugar ah almond butter almond flour oh here we are avocados avocados are delicious ah he ready to go that’s good though avocados oh or delicious yeah we going to start with

All that other turn it sugar I going to say sugar never mind I’ll just make something when CJ gets here at my house is anybody going to tell me what’s going on well he wants to tell you I’ll tell you no you will not yes I

Will see you f for something to get sugar in it you won’t be telling her anything that right there is nothing good in that refrigerator I know that’s right you all took all the good out of your food can somebody just please tell me what’s going on well why don’t we

Just wait until CJ gets here yeah yes no I don’t like this well you sure ain’t going to like what Mal going to say next did you see how that girl jumped up when you said delicious Curtis you said delicious and then dug in your pocket

I’m sorry let me see if it work again avocados are delicious oh that’s her that’s her that’s who that’s who that’s Her so is no one going to tell me what’s going on oh I want to tell you no no no no you’re not no you’re not he wants to tell you no Malik wants to tell you no that’ll ruin it fine call CJ I will who no

Need there he is M hi CJ hey CJ a so is it our night to do Sunday dinner no no n we don’t want any of that grass-fed raw food stuff come on sit down what’s going on your son is here and he has something to

Tell you he’s supposed to be at school yeah I know but he’s not mal and Lisa are here in the miror Lisa Lisa oh Lord have you seen her yes where you see her first I know where I saw her first where did you see her first avocados are

Delicious I can’t keep my eyes off her Curtis I’m not playing with you try me one more time please keep trying me Curtis what delicious keep it up Curtis well it’s a good thing you didn’t Big D me 20 years ago cuz then I at the club he dios Cur cuz I a

Cal are delicious you are old enough to be her granddaddy be a happy Granddaddy and i d eat avocados too much too much too much now you do no one thing though don’t avocados are delicious and I bet these cookies are too uh-uh did you just put that back feel like I’m chewing

Bricks I just made those you just made them yes like in 2020 and in 20 minutes before you guys walked in for what for my children they love them that’s what’s wrong with your children stop talking about our healthy food choices I ain’t never had a a bite

Of healthy food and look at me I’m the picture of here is in the museum baby that ain’t a good argument I’m just saying don’t say just hush but but tell me something what is Lisa doing here let’s ask Lisa oh yeah let go hold up where you going we coming in

With you oh we wouldn’t miss it for the world why you want to support Malik oh this real [Laughter] bad come on baby hello son Dad hey how you doing I’m all right oh that’s a good question how are you doing if you know Dad you you remember Lisa yeah I

Remember Lisa I remember Lisa too how are you I’m good that’s a good question she good she real good Uncle Curtis huh I got this okay then can you get to it somebody please tell me what’s going on okay well um Malik Curtis be quiet son stand up

Baby mom dad I know the both of you love me what is he doing excuse us I can’t help it and I know that both you are really proud of me yes not for long do not talk anymore Ella I can’t help it you know how black people got to talk to the

Screen we are not on screen really son what are you trying to say please I just don’t want you two to be mad at me what could Poss possibly make us mad at you what I’m about to tell you I think you can give it a try let’s see

If you can make him mad put your heart into it boy like you put your back into it you was making that Curtis almost did it would you just tell them I’m getting to it all right well get to it already please somebody tell me don’t have baby tell them well Lisa’s

Pregnant she M ain’t she cute she’s what she’s okay C she going crazy baby H where you going left something on the stove yeah she’s going to get her gluten-free scream oh that she took that well yeah think yeah I’m going to help your mother well say something I’ll be right

Back you don’t think they happy about the baby they making room for it hey right now Curtis hey I’m in enjoying this I don’t knowbody about El but I’m enjoying it what are you talking about this is not funny I didn’t say it was funny but I’m enjoying it Uncle

Curtis what no no Janine everything that you put me through Janine CJ now it’s coming back on you I’ve been waiting to get even with you could you just stop it no this is so much fun to witness all these years I’ve been wanting to get even and now here we are

And and look at God Ella can you please get your husband no please onella you can about that please take it I don’t want it please come on Curtis come on no you listen to me listen to me Ella this is the Bible Ella be serious Ella it’s in the

Bible can’t get no more serious in that Ella what are you talking about oh you need to read Ella Steve jobs 8 8-31 it said you do unto your parents it it’s going to do it under you tell me it didn’t say it Curtis tell

Me it didn’t say it it didn’t say it baby you’ve got to read the Bible before you can quote the Bible and that’s not even a quote maybe I’ll been trying to read it put me to sleep andella can you please take him so we can talk go God is so

Good yes he is now now do you see how he work that thing see how that thing flipped y’all be blessed so yeah he’s right about what the Bible come on now you know he don’t know the word this is is Crazy M I ain’t ready to be no [Applause] grandfather look at

Me I’m looking at you and baby huh you know what you were slim and now you got the the thing yeah listen what you more beautiful than the day I met you I know this is a mess yeah but but but but we got married and

I was pregnant with Malik but you w on no pole I definitely was on no pole but I did have my own set of issues I know and we made it through them with the whole family the whole everybody listen we looking for you yeah okay I’m

I’m sorry but we did did okay so what are we going to do we going to go out here mhm and we’re going to support our son in his decisions right I love you love you give me some more you know if I got to go through this m I’m

So glad I got you by my side feel the same way come on said I like her yes Dad look your mom and I just had to talk this about to be good this going to be good we stand with you what some right here H it now you know

What you have gone way too far now all I said was sugar we raised you the best we could and it was Uncle Curtis that showed us that uh this is what it is and we should stay come wait what wait what yes mean you telling us

That everything that we put you through and the only way that we got through it was with you and an Ella and we want to be that for you more wow Dad thanks I’m extremely disappointed in you so am I hold up why y’all disappointed this like natural

Stuff don’t y’all have five of them and they like natural stuff yes but we had hoped that Malik would be married I don’t believe in marriage you didn’t know that she did not believe in marriage yes yes she dropped that little nugget last time she was here oh carry

On I’m glad we got this all worked out now I got to go to work where you work at now the ladies then that’s where you at now yep I ain’t been to that yes you have I see you there the hell you did yes I did no you

Didn’t don’t y have a cold or something oh that’s right you did that’s your bad your bad I’ll be back on Saturday I don’t get up till about 3: in the afternoon though so wait whoa whoa Saturday yeah I’m bringing my stuff for what oh he ain’t tell you we moving

In Hallelujah this you know what no he did not tell us that yeah wait honey let me ask you something what’s up so you are going to work as a stripper and you pregnant yeah I gotta make this money baby before this baby ruin this figure and what what a figure it

Is I’m so sick of you all right I’ll see y’all um come on Malik I got to go I can to go for let me get you see him you see him did he leave yes all right Dad I’ll be back and then we can talk okay son I love you all yeah

I love you too love you so Uncle Curtis just left you for the stripper he got 30 seconds to get back in here one two hey baby well now now I can’t believe it me either I thought when you all were young things were bad but the the world

Is different now tell me about it I mean we can’t let her keep stripping no now you leave that girl alone she got a dream too Curtis you got one more time sorry baby see y’all later bye bye-bye get the dark ctis something wrong with your hands yeah nothing wrong with my hand

She mad you remember something wrong with my hand she mad at you I should have done that no no h up I got one more time you in trouble so we going to be grandparents yeah looks that way wow yeah yeah this is crazy Malik was just a little

Baby Jasmine Dayton Caleb who we don’t like and this boy with the stripper oh I O we don’t like her and we trying to do the right thing yeah yeah baby I want you to know that I mean is so strong from the the bottom of my

Heart she ain’t moving in here baby I said what I said okay okay okay okay all right hope I don’t sound crazy but I don’t know her I don’t want her moving in here neither cuz she’ be walking around in negl and stuff I would think I

Was why would that be what you think of I’m just saying when you live someplace that’s what they be you know you know what I’m saying to get in the shower keep going baby you know this your house you’re the only one for me you did ask me to buy extra

Avocado that was for milkshakes cuz avocados are Delicious about to go down yo what it is what up what’s up man damn Cal y’all done came up huh your pops went a lot or something no be rob a bank no of course not your pops is chopping cars c i put us on no no you know my father’s a fire

Chief yo y’all balling like this just from putting out some fires hey so he get paid by the fire cuz look if that’s the case look me and P can starts a fire and then he can just go ahead break us off top and everybody eat no starting

The fire is arson man come on with your little college man go on man let me get this lamp though hey P put that down put it down put the lamp down take that picture frame right there it looks more expensive yo will y’all please stop trying to Jack my parents

Look come on we got to finalize these plans for our club now my entire family is out of town for the weekend where they go Florida Florida what’s down there oh they went to visit my little cousin’s grandparents hold up I thought y’all said y’all wasn’t cool with them like that we made

Up so anyway look we got all all right so is hot or it’s cold in Florida right now it’s hot hot y can we go look we Ain never really been out the ATL before no no will you shut up hey yo yo C ain’t

Even got to be all like that shy now I’m telling I love you like a brother C but don’t ever tell me to shut up he P tell little buddy what happened last time grandma told me to shut up man look it was nothing nice man Grandma lost a

Wheelchair she can’t be on the Usher board no more look you guys just relax please please now where’s the money for the food and the alcohol I got you as soon as I sell that V hey don’t even look at me I told you I’m broke all

Three of my baby Mama’s looking for me right now that’s why we’re having a party to make money remember 10 at the dough five for the drinks and seven for the wings and the fries no no no it’s 20 at the D all right what we’re going to

Do is we’re going to put in a pole right there and we’re going to take all the tips that we make and we going to split it with the strippers the strippers I know just who to call set there’s no strippers what hold on man I

Ain’t trying to sit around and talk to no women with their clothes on man I ain’t coming if a no strippers man here you already here man sit down man damn noppers man look you you tripping up the price yeah y’ going to pay for it some low budget strippers man don’t worry

About that yeah low bullet holes and everything but they tight they cute n they’re not cute they low budget that’s the point yeah don’t trip off the stretch marks stretch marks yeah when they shake it look like lightning stretching sound like thunder 20 seconds left d right passes

To Lisa Leslie oh Lisa Leslie dribbl pass Cheryl Miller hey man I am Shaq sha doesn’t wear a sports bra it’s isn’t a sports bra it’s a it’s a tank top the trunk it’s a shrank top whatever Lisa baks to the left then to the right she jumps in

Rejected oh oh baby angel I’m so sorry did you hurt your nogas hey y’all playing ball without me you know what just for that get back to work you heard me speaking of work where’s your uniform yeah oh about that look I got a lot of studying to do I

Can’t come in today yeah but with Chief and CJ out of town we a little short staed we need you man for what there’s hardly ever a fire what about Mrs Johnson’s cat Bart you can handle that well what if we have an actual emergency I’ll be right across the street look

Just call me on my Cale and I’ll come right over I don’t know Kelvin come on please don’t don’t you want me to finish college yeah and I also want BART to realize that he’s lactose intolerant but that’s not going to happen either I just love ice cream Bart you just love

Food come on please please please all right all right all right all right all right just stop whining I deal with that enough at home Kim still won’t let you control the TV remote huh no and it’s not fair I can’t watch my story all right Calvin I know how

Important this is to you and God knows we all want you to graduate from college so just this once go and we’ll call you on yourself if we need you yes yes don’t make it a habit little boy I won’t all right y’all be Breezy hello just checking these are my daytime

Minutes thank you thank you thank you apprciate com through appreciate you what what’s up man we are stacking mad chips hey shy I told you a brother knew something something about advertising and promotions well this brother is real thankful we are making a killing man hey

Look why the dooring while I go to the bathroom yes sir hey yo yo yo yo no corny dudes allow excuse me hey shot you heard me I said step off there’s a church a few blocks up the street I’m a friend of Calvin he invited me really well since I’m part

Owner of this here club I’m uninviting you look plus if the L see you looking like this man they going to think this is a library sh you know what I’m talking about look where’s Calvin look come here Calvin is in disposed right now you think I can talk like that huh

Whatever man excuse me hey did you just touch me oh no peanut problem yeah there’s a problem this dude just touched me he touched man he ain’t touched me but he touched me hey man you touch my brother no my hand you hold on man did

You touch my brother no I school look man you can’t go around touching my brother you see me run around here touching your brother my brother’s not here and if your brother was here you think we be touching him how about I touch you and your whole

Family yo what’s up man these guys wouldn’t let me in the party C hold on you know this dude we go to school together I can’t stand no College dude hello I’m a college dude bro come on come on everybody know you going be going to class man you ain’t got no

Credits look Joe we’re going to let you in this time hey it’s not Joe it’s Joel with an L all right Joel with an L my name is Pooky with a record so stay the hell away from me oo casy look at you you looking all delicious yes ma’am how

You doing she’s free she’s free and that’s what I’m talking about a fine voluptuous freaky feemale M at no cost yo yo yo yo yo yo watch yourself man I mean she gets in free and don’t be calling Casey no freak man she’s a very nice hosome college girl she doesn’t even

Drink man I love that girl body shots on casy Calvin was right never have a fire I’ve never been so bored in my life I have you know one time I was so bored I glued my eyelids to my eyebrows just to keep my eyes open with the bordom that was

Stupidity oh no no no no no stupidity was pouring nail polish remover all over my face to try and unstick my eyelids oh that stung I was blind for 2 weeks and dumb your entire life I thought we were friends k we are I’m in it with love okay you want

To blow bubbles with me no that’s childish well how about if we blow bubbles at angel now we own do it and die there is a restaurant on fire go get Calvin we’ll meet you in the truck in 3 minutes I’m on it I bet you $20 he gets

Lost going across the street oh come on Angel give him credit guys is the chief’s house the white one or the blue one uh Bart give Angel $20 for me come on come on let’s gooll let’s roll the white one the blue we are the Mighty myy O and we ain’t no

Joke and we can’t be SED and we can’t be broken and we get down and we get down oh yeah what the hell is a o Omega Alpha Kappa it’s the name of their fraternity fraternity I ain’t get nobody pregnant fraternity look Cal all you College dudes is corny for real fraternities

Aren’t corny man they’re about Brotherhood Brotherhood well me and Pete we brothers from the hood and we got our own little cheer oh cheer yeah a little cheer like what y’all doing okay D sh cheers we are the we are the get to Thug get to Thug

Come to the hood come to the hood or you will get mug you will get M and if you snitch if you snitch you won’t get far you won’t get far yeah that’s what what I’m talking about oh y’all ain’t going to cheer for that we said [Applause] cheer Calvin Calvin

Oh hey hey hey he’s not a cop what are you doing here we have an emergency yeah I thought I told you to call me on my cell phone at the time crossing the street seemed like the better idea but then I got lost but

Calvin you having a party no no no no what are all those people doing there uh we’re studying yeah yeah why do I hear music playing it’s my music appreciation class now go back across the street and I’ll be right over I can’t go right here what’s going on and who’s the Jolly

White giant poy Bart Bart Pooky Pooky my man I’ll just be across the street I got to roll to a fire I need you to promise me you won’t let anything happen in my parents house C it’s me baby I got this all right trust me I’m

Serious Pooky dude look get out there and save a life all right they need you me and peut got things on lock here go save a life dude help somebody I’m serious hey do the right thing Power Hour Hey Joe what’s power that’s when we

Take as many shots as we can within an hour Joe with an L you all right with me you know what I’m saying power [Applause] hour [Applause] yeah what the what the hell I am so Dead Casey Casey you can stop dancing now there’s no music got back baby that’s okay I’mma see you later all right yo what’s what’s wrong dog what’s up man dog Pooky Pooky what happened C nothing happened all right what you talking about my house what happened to

My parents house cow cow dog this is not a house it’s a club remember that and nothing happened to it man me and P was just getting our club on no no no look around look look look around the house is destroyed man be easy man this ain’t

Destroyed your parent bedroom now that’s destroyed what me oh my God oh my God oh my God my parents bed is missing oh man relax man the bed ain’t missing it’s in the backyard the hell me EXC me what else thank God what else did y’all do there is

Gel there is gelatin in the bathtub Calvin man you missed it I can’t even begin to describe what it was like Joe Joe yo you did this too no but Joe with an Elden no that’s it everybody you you you everybody out oh oh I said get out I’ll help

You come on come on come on get out you two oh you’re cute you are cute come back out here no no no no get out get out yo get out y’all are staying y’all going to help me clean up this house before my parents get back from Florida oh man

Ain’t y’all got a maid or something man no Calvin I thought y’all was balling up in here man yall got couches and furniture and windows and stuff said can we speak to the owner of this disaster please uh he’s not in right now but uh

I’ll be happy to relay a message for you yeah we got reports of loud music illegal gambling underage drinking and operating a club without a license did you mhm I’m sorry officer I have no idea what you’re talking about no no then how do you explain the video poker the

Alcohol and the teenagers we just saw leaving with the video poker come from man I took it from the convenience though we wer making enough at the do I think I heard up small talk already yeah you guys are coming downtown with us oh wait wait wait hey hey officer officer

Whoa watch yourself there uh please I have a lot of cleaning to do as you can see see y can I somehow take a rain check let me think about it uh no wait wait hold on man I’m anemic hold on you said you didn’t want to hear any more talking

What you doing you coming with us now time to answer some questions please close the door don’t let nobody I got it engine company 5 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Calvin slow slow down you ate peanuts and cookies oh oh oh oh oh you ate peanuts

With your boy py K what’s going on it’s Calvin he was arrested what let me talk to him Calvin what happened uh-huh mhm uh-huh and the bail is how much huh uh-huh well don’t you think you should have thought about that before you lied to us about studying and went and had a

[Laughter] party no no I’m not mad I’m not mad I said I’m not mad what did I do uh I think you on your own bro call your father oh you right I I’m I would rather stay locked up too hang up no I ain’t scared of Angel hang up no problem hey

Cal you know about the soap [Laughter] right it goes over there hi discount no no English no come on y’all work here is done thank you thank you thank you thank you thanks between the bail money and paying the cleaning crew I’m in the whole $600 ouch that is a lot of money

Calvin yeah especially when I don’t have it yeah but it seems like it was some party I want to know what you’re going to tell Jasmine about what happened to Miss Missy that was just wrong I’ll tell her when she’s older well I think I got all the trash

Out of the dishwasher why was there trash in the dishwasher peanut thought if he washed it it wouldn’t be trash no more your friends are idiots Calvin you owe us Big Time mhm yeah you do owe us you know if the chief finds out we helped you we could even lose our jobs

That’s true but don’t worry Chief will never find out y’all hear that the phone where’s the phone where’s the phone sh sh sh hello oh hey Pops no no no no no everything’s fine mm yeah yeah oh no I’ve been studying this whole weekend pops AR and beat no no no no

But but forever okay what happened what the chief say Calvin he said I was adopted and I can’t stay home alone no more and all y’all suspended suspended what do you mean how’ the chief find out about the party he installed a web camera say hi to the Chek

Hi we miss you uhhuh how do we go to work uh now yeah let’s go bye don’t leave me have fun Chief you’re on your own Calvin Casey you know the party ended last night what are I don’t even want to know look I’ll drive you home keep laughing keep laughing keep

Laugh going happen ain’t nothing funny what is going on pops got a speeding ticket going 80 M hour then then he ran a red light and went the wrong way down on oneway Street Curtis how do you get a speeding ticket on your

Way to a fire oh no no no he wasn’t on his way to a fire he was going to buy some donuts them cops was mad that I got there before they did oh baby you deserve this ticket ought to be shamed to yourself no he

Ought to be ashamed himself do you know when I cop was WR me a ticket his partner was taking all the donuts with the sprinkles on it that’s my favorite one with the sprinkles everybody know that pops he was doing his job no he wasn’t doing in his job that ain’t his

Job taking sprinkle Donuts Curtis calm down baby that’s easy for you to say Ella you ain’t the ones got to take online traffic school pop you don’t have to do it you can just pay the ticket and you could just get out how about that I’m telling you Calvin it

Seemed like they would extend a little professional courtesy to a fireman hey baby they probably would if you were speeding for professional reasons yeah and a bear claw ain’t one of them I got your bear claw count it h it run Baby to complete online traffic school please answer the following questions for identity verification what is your favorite color that’s easy that’s easy blue what is your favorite food uh that’s easy pork chops and mac and cheese and collared greens and catfish fried hard please list only one food item that

Made me waste all my strength trying to tight okay pork chops just pork chops what is your way what that got to do with the test I see why what is the name of your childhood pet oh stinky identity verification completed it’s almost like he’s here what are you

Doing I’m doing something you ought to try sometimes called mind and your business press enter to begin oh online traffic school I never never got tickets because I have cleavage well you do too but I guess it’s not the same you may now proceed with online traffic school okay if you’re nice I’ll

Give you a tip on how to pass the class this by the nice as I’m going to be with you in the room all right okay bye I’ll tell you anyway the answer to the questions is always C that’s ridiculous When approaching a stop sign a driver should a continue through the

Intersection that b merge to the right allowing other vehic to pass or C stop correct I told you so that’s just one question when making a three-point turn you should a stop the car suddenly B sked on a pool of water or C turn the car in three distinct directions okay see

Correct think you know everything just about Ella I’m running to the store to play the lottery you want to ride with me girl I don’t play the lottery and neither should you well normally I don’t but I had a dream while taking my beauty nap beauty nap yeah you need to have

Another one cuz the first one didn’t take anyway I dreamt that I was sitting on my daddy’s porch and my husband’s car drove by with three midgets strapped to the hood what does that have to do with playing the lottery well my daddy’s address is 1728 ht’s birthday is 51640 and and

According to my dream book three mitches are a sign of completion okay don’t you see Ella my dream is telling me to pay 17 28 5 16 40 and 3 in tonight’s lottery okay go ahead but I am not riding to the store with

You so you can play the lottery it is a waste of time and my money no it’s not Curtis don’t you play the lottery sometime don’t you see I’m trying to take a test CL oh seen him four to win five to scratch off okay CLA don’t play the lottery today let’s

Go and get pedicures pedicures are way more fun than standing in the line paying your money for the lottery I don’t know Ella my dream book is telling me that three mitches should not be ignored clar well I could use a good foot massage okay then that settles hey Ella

You might want to stop at the hardware store baby why some eye goggles after they get the chipping off of Clare’s feet you gonna need to protect your Eyes what should a driver do when correct when a pedestrian see correct When approaching a flashing correct sir would you please allow me to finish the question before answer I’m I’m sorry repeat the question please When approaching a flashing see congratulations you’ve just completed section one of your online exam what the

Hell section one how many sections you got man I need an energy drink that Curtis pain has initiated a pause program is paused to resume testing press the inner key welcome back Curtis Payne you may now begin section two pop what I’m making a smoothie uh to verify identity please enter your

Favorite color oh that’s easy blue correct what is your favorite food pork chops macaroni and cheese please list only one food item pork chops correct what is the name of your childhood Pat oh I know this one uh it’s something with a with a odor smelly bonky musty tart

Pops Pops what I’m coming what uh what’s the name of that stinky dog that you had when you were a kid you have 5 Seconds 4 3 2 T what stin it incorrect identity fraud detected Curtis pay must report in person to verify identity and complete

Exam oh my God oh my God we can start over oh my God we can start over oh my God oh my God I’ll kill you i k oh clar do you think Curtis is going to like my feet oh girl once he sees that fire engine red nail polish he is not

Going to be able to keep his hands off you unfortunately well it’s 7:00 let me get dinner ready 7:00 can I check the lottery numbers go ahead and tonight’s winning numbers for the $1 Million jackpot are 17 28 five come on come on come on 16 40 and

Three Ella Ella i w I’m a millionaire [Laughter] the you got honey honey honey yeah you got to play the lottery before you can win the lottery right oh no I didn’t play why did I listen to you I listen to the wrong pops I’m telling you your dog’s name was tar wait wait wait minute how you going to tell me what my dog’s name was I know what my dog it was my dog named after my uncle thinkk it don’t ask why do I have to be here anyway I didn’t

Get a ticket you reason why I’m here and that’s why I failed because of you so sit down stop talking to class I’m so sorry that I’m late class I was practicing with my Ray band we’ve got the keys to the dreadlocks oh my God Chief pain OMG I

Was telling my girlfriend how much I missed you girlfriend oh yes I I must be dreaming pinch me no seriously come on Pinch Me Oh hey Calvin you do the honors no I’m cool okay class I am Walter welcome to Comedy traffic school where we tickle your tickets away say that five times

Fast I didn’t say Simon [Laughter] says I thought it was funny Walter what are you doing teaching this class I thought you supposed to be an anger management/ relationship coach I have many hats let me show you some okay I have cowboy hats woohoo gety up partner party hats surprise and beanies

Sh okay this going to be a long class all right let’s Jump Right In shall we everyone I want you to decide for yourself what do I want to get out of this class oh oh I know I know yes I want to just get out of this class

All right just leave the comedy to me Mr Funny Pants okay now today I want you to imagine visualize the type of vehicle that you are in Chief Payne I see you in a candy apple red fire truck I don’t want to be a fire truck that’s the

Reason I’m here a big bright yellow dump truck why got to be a dump truck because you’re big and strong and you know you carry a lot of weight Calvin I’m a sport score m not sensing that I’m seeing you on a scooter powder blue wonderful okay before we start remember

Let’s lock our doors fasten our seat belts before we pull into traffic we need to make sure we use our side view mirror and remember objects may be closer than they actually appear you know he’s actually stranger than he appears Chief pain Focus my little law

Breaker hey this is pretty fun yes it is fun okay so here we go we’re rolling along we’re rolling along oh who do I see there it’s Mr Postman hi Mr Postman what’s up Terrell what’s happing homie I thought you was off hey no you didn’t

Quit I thought they did I thought they did all right what there’s two Honeys over there can I pick one of them up oh Calvin those are drag queens see the Adams Apple yeah but I love your enthusiasm I do I appreciate it right here okay let’s merge onto the highway how about

It this is ridiculous I’m SI I got to get out of here I got to get out of here no no chief chief pay don’t let go on the wheel stop you’ll kill yourself if I got to die to get out this class let me die no Chief pain I’ll save You what are you Walter what are you doing I’m your personal airbag and I just deployed saving your life thank me [Laughter] later hey Riri I’m so glad you came over to see me I made you some coffee oh look a coupon for Waffle world oh but if I had a million dollars I wouldn’t need a coupon oh you know what I would still use my coupon coffee cake a a baby blue convertible H I was

Going to buy a convertible before my million dollars went poof a convertible convertibles are so overrated and you wear wigs and your wig would just be flying down the highway we don’t want that oh look at there Oprah and Gil I used to have a good friend just like

That but then she cost me a million dollars how many ways can I say I am sorry a diamond encrusted mobile with walkie talkie chirp and GPS ooh if I had that I could locate my real friends okay listen clar what you’re not going to do is eat my food drink my

Drink and come up in my house and ignore me Ella you don’t understand this was the big one my number came up and I lost because I listened to you okay fine I’m sorry I said I was wrong if it’ll make you feel any better I’ll just turn my back let Calvin buy

You another lottery ticket the only way that would work is if you let Calvin buy me 1 Million lottery tickets and they all hit at the same time that chance of that happening and so we have learned that a pedestrian has the right away even if

They don’t walk right away and some of us learned that the hard way didn’t we how is your mother by the way fantastic great see isn’t learning fun uh excuse me yes can we have a break from all this fun that’s a great idea let’s break dance

Everybody come on come on Bust A Move Bust A Move come on Spin Me Chief spin me okay 10 minutes pops I’m out of here this is torture try to leave I’ll dare you you won’t get far with my foot in your butt come on pops I’m a grown man then you’ll

Be a grown man where the you butt know you you two guys are 10 times funer than the teacher is really that’s because he’s the queen of no comedy you see that’s what I’m talking about you two ought to be teaching this class oh yeah you know what we could

Kick the queen and old comedy out no we can’t do that yes we can I think we can do it we got the people behind us what the people say we do get the door get the door okay hey what’s going on in there we’re doing something you don’t know nothing about

Comedy open this door or I’m I’m going to what Call Your Girlfriend yes and she won’t be happy about this everybody we’re going to play a new game and this game is called hit that food huh now let’s say let’s say let’s say you got somebody and they walking all slow

Across the street and you get five points if you that yes and you get 50 points if you get a thug with pink rollers in his ha 50 points if you hit that fool and you get 100 points if you got somebody on the cell phone hooting up

Traffic 100 points if you H oh y’all don’t hit me in here today hey you get a th000 points if we open up this door and y’all let that ugly man right there let him have it get your papers out get your books get your Bibles whatever you got 1,000 points if you

That you all have pass your class here you go Clara I hope you enjoy this one more than that one oh it won’t do you haven’t even tasted it too many bubbles my it’s hot in here I said it’s hot in here seriously th you have got to

Just get over it but can you at least hand me the get it yourself I am through catering to you okay I am sorry that you you did not win a million dollar but I don’t know what else to do to convince you of that well you could try saying it 999,000 more

Times this just in last night’s $1 Million jackpot will be awarded to half a Million winners each winner will receive a mere $2 okay each winner I got that there you are you are a winner now get your feet off my couch okay okay you’re right playing the lottery is a

Gamble yes it is and in our tax bracket we can’t afford to be just wasting money speak for your own tax bracket I’m a businesswoman anyway can a girl dream sure you can dreaming is free you’re right but friendship Cost this class was a joke well the class wasn’t all that bad hey we did a lot better than Walter did I called for backup I brought in the peach you didn’t think you were going to get away from me that easy did you Uhoh Morning Daddy what for breakfast well since Anella didn’t come out of her room for breakfast this morning fruity Hoops what Auntie Ella usually prepares a hot breakfast Hot you want hot I can make hot oh no then what y’all want you want pancakes french toast or you want my

Famous omelet surprise uh no thank you I’d rather not be surprised cuz last time my stomach was pretty surprised so I just take the fruity Hoops fruity Hoops is morning babies morning morning morning CJ morning what’s for breakfast fru Hoops unless you want something else

I can cook now oh no no no um where where’s Miss Ella she didn’t come out for breakfast this morning but I can cook that’s that’s that’s all right I’ll do fruity Hoops good morning free Lotus hey oh before you ask Anella did not come out of her room for breakfast this morning

So we all having fruity hoops no she didn’t come out she got the flu the flu but Mella doesn’t get sick are you sure she ain’t just tired and just want to sleeping you see this shirt she threw up all over it thank you not hungry anymore wait a minute what without

Auntie Ella we won’t have clean clothes we won’t have Dish we we won’t have food what are we supposed to do calm down boy calm down get around she God come back boy come back come back out I’m the fire chief I handle situations that’s what I do what you

Going to do first I’m I’m going to ask Ella what to Do pleas what what what what last time I did my own line you my boxes turned into a thong sounds like to me you got three choices you can either take them to the laundry mat you can take them to the cleaners or you can make funky the new

Sexy guess what guess what what’s up little bit she got the part in School play I was supposed to say it well you were taking too long oh well which play is it sweetheart that’s great how big is your part baby and do I have to

Go I’m the princess and princess and the peach oh you’re going to mix such a beautiful princess sweetie I remember when I was in the school play I had to lead an Oliver Twist I still remember my lines please sir may I have some more grub why does that sound familiar

Because you’re Oliver Twist hey I remember I remember when I was in the WIS I was the star oh were you Dorothy no I was the lion and I still remember my lines darthy was the star propaganda made darthy the star the star was the

Lion hello can we focus on me here oh I’m sorry Jazzy you know I never been in a school play but I did make a lot of money scalping tickets outside how much do your tickets go for uh I’m in elementary school they’re free bro oh well you’re lost come on Jazzy I’ll

Coach you did you know Mommy was in a lot of place starting about at your age I was a witch I’ve been a tree I thought about auditioning for aaya on Broadway but I can show you how to be a princess baby mommy’s been a lot of

Princess o it’s right there what she used to star in the princess Ender don’t you say it oh that’s just Bo felt good close hello may I help you yeah Uncle Curtis why is there a closed sign for the kitchen because the Diner is closed we closed until dinner

Time it’s about a half hour way but Auntie Ella never closed down the kitchen new Chef new rules well can I at least have a snack read the sign what’s the sign say says open for what breakfast lunch and dinner oh Curtis I’m hungry I’m going help you

Out this time cuz I like you a little bit what do you want to order um some carrots k a you please I’m I’m I’m I’m doing I’m working okay you want chopped carrots or whole carrots H that’s a good question chopped carrots or whole carrots there

Are people behind you could you please order sir un Curtis I I’ll take whole carrots I’m talking to I’m what language are you speaking I’m speaking cook language this a chef language International Language you don’t to know about that cuz you need to go to the uh Chef cook school

Than she say you want chocolate or R dressing um tell I want chocolates my my please just [Laughter] [Applause] rude she she said no she said you don’t need chocolate it’s too it’s too much it’s too much no no chocolate for you tell her I would like to have my carrots playing

Then Uncle Curtis now you sound like you you Spanish she’s she’s by she’s she’s mixed done okay what did she say she said we don’t have carrots well no you don’t talk to my cook like that you don’t talk to my cook like that you don’t talk to my cook like that you

Must leave the premises sir TR right me I’m tired of practicing can we at least just take a break no no no no we need for you to be ready okay now I want you you to come from your diaphragm remember you got to project keep your head up shoulders down uh okay

We going from the top let’s go all right oh Queen Jord so tired and then sleep wink on that bed cut cut Jazzy what do you baby how do you expect to marry the prince reciting lines like that what baby you want to be a star huh

Here is where you start paying and sweat are you sweating are you sweating I don’t see no sweat what am I doing wrong where is your focus huh what is your motivation I don’t know I’m tired no no Jasmine Jasmine your motivation is that you are you are you’re tired you’re so

Tired of being a small farm girl okay you’re ready to become the next princess of peachville all right you have to walk it everything must be Glam you Naomi Campbell if you have to okay but you need to bring it or else somebody you somebody’s always ready to take your

Spot baby trust me I know that girl Caroline took say I’m you listen you need to focus all right now you want to run it from the top again I just be Jasmine for right now okay all right listen you can you can take a break for us a little break

All right but after dinner be right back at it okay I’m going to need you to bring it you going have to come up you got to come up you’re making me look crazy Uncle Curtis can I have some water what watch out watch out watch out

What you doing what you doing can’t you see the sign in the kitchen huh you can’t go in the kitchen what you need uh can I have some water go find a sink cck your hands splash the water in your mouth that’s old school that’s how we used to do

It this whole family is so crazy hey hey hey hey hey little girl little girl watch where you throwing your stuff I just cleaned up sorry an she’s just upset that she got demoted in the school play down to a tree yeah and thanks to Mommy my teacher

Said that I was over the top and now I’m a dumb old tree with no lots I’m sorry Jazzy I was just trying to be helpful uh-uh uh-uh uh-uh take the back to the back take it to the back ger free zone ger free zone goodness gracious keep it back

There oh Ella good not again how over the floor baby trees are not that bad you know we we need trees trees are they they have leaves they’re strong um they they they have character they uh they give us oxygen they get peed on no I was going to say that they’re

Used to build things but I want it to be a princess well baby you are always going to be my little princess okay now let me show you what I used to do when I was a tree right now this is the trunk mhm these are the branches right these

Are the leaves uh oh it’s windy it’s windy outside whoa whoa uh oh uh oh I see a tree that’s in Kansas oh is that a tornado coming and pull it up out his roots and snap it like a twig oh and the tornado knocks it into the house and it

Smacks Malik right in the head and there’s just one problem my teacher told me to stand still Jazzy look just because you don’t have lines does not mean you got to be boring now sometimes the smallest part the smallest role can steal the whole show okay Daddy be a Trey all right now

Let me see your funky trick the wind is blowing the wind is blowing the wind is uhoh uhoh that’s good that’s good baby thanks Daddy and remember a tree lives a whole lot longer than a princess yep unless they stay in the rain forest I get chopped down boy you are a

Pessimist yti threw up all over the place I swear she lost about 5 lbs how’s jine doing Janine is not my problem I tell you one thing if anybody else get sick around here at to brate no no it’s just a little sneeze that’s at to

H got the motor again again Daddy huh now I’m not even a tree I’m a rock a rock some of you see outside Daddy I can crush a rock right now cuz my teacher said a trees can’t do to walk it out what now you don’t have any branches

Leaves and you can’t do any facial expressions hey Dad let’s see you try to solve this one cuz rocks they’re precious little minerals ain’t they beautiful too beauti sit your rock head down now Jazzy rocks are good too yeah unless they get peed on you know your

Mama could tell you some good things about rocks I don’t I don’t even care about this stupid play anymore I’m quitting that’s it baby take a stand no baby rocks are good we need rocks if it weren’t for rocks we’d have no Mount Rushmore no rocket jalter no

Crack houses yeah I know you trying to be helpful and everything but I don’t think Jasmine knows what those rocks really are do you Jesse no okay uh well you like Chris Rock and you like The Rock and you like to rock new clothes yeah so there you

Go all right Daddy I’ll be a rock okay oh well I guess I’ll have to show you how to be a rock then uh I I guess I’ll pass well then if I don’t show you who’s going to show you how to be a rock don’t

Look at me H you oh man come on come on hey hey hey make like Calvin be Breezy Sneezy come on man come on come on come on too much too much take it to the back hey good Curtis um can you um teach

Me how to be a rock can you get your feet off of me and get off my chair a what you think you had to be a rock sit on the couch yes that’s good look at you look at you you a natural you are a natural look like a rock don’t

You cute little rock cute little rock look at that little look at that little rock look at that Little Rock thanks Uncle Curtis wait R don’t talk RX don’t talk hold on you so good I’m going to put my key under You what’s up little bit where’s pops he’s in the back taking care of aun yella oh well then he won’t mind if I help myself to some food why is there a chain around the kitchen door the diner’s closed okay so where’s everybody at sick oh why you so sad little

Bit well it’s just that at first I was a princess in the school play but then my mommy coached me and then I got demoted to a tree well what’s wrong with a tree uh nothing but then my daddy coached me and then I got demoted to a rock huh what’s next

Dirt I’m just kidding well look at least you’re still in it yeah would I’d rather not be look what you have to do is learn all the parts let’s see your princess now turn the other way turn the other way now let’s see your tree okay now let me see your

Rock oh that’s a good rock Ow be still be still you tend a headache I don’t know how your auntie and Mama do this B stop okay I’m done anyway I cannot go to the play looking like this you talk you don’t even know what it look like I can feel it you

Ain’t nothing but a rock now you’re a rock with fungus Uncle Curtis what can I have some more tissue please I’m out get on my nerves stay here take a w don’t you go nowhere you still got to pay me thank you don’t touch the Box what

You touch the box for just take the tiue okay okay can I get some more tea please hold on get hand the but give me the cup in and why you in here contaminating my room why don’t you’all go in the back we want to see Jasmine in her plate

See her for what she just a rock you know what she does nothing okay Curtis could you get me a blanket please of Chilly yeah I’ll get you a blanket what stay back stay back why are you coming out of my room sneezing Auntie Ella says she want some more soup

And I want some more orange juice what I’ll get it what what what about my blank it what about my tea what about about to play the play is about to start and I’m not even dressed I’ll take her I’ll take you can’t take her you can’t take her you

Sit right there you can’t even looks like you can’t take her either it’s a germ incubator in here I just want to see if y’all ready to go to the play Jasmine cousin Calvin’s going to take you to the pl she look so pretty baby Jazzy what happened to your hair oh

Curtis did it he he said that I was a um rock with fungus with fungus fungus head take my cap you need it more than I do come on see you bye baby bye do good see you will you follow the director guess what I was starring in the school play

Oh your teacher lets you be the princess no she let me beat everyone yeah all the main characters got sick so the plants and the Animals got the main roles even the sun got to shine yeah but there still one enough people so I play more

Than one role oh that that’s great baby but how did you know everybody’s Parts well thanks to cousin Calvin I studied all the characters lines so what did you do I going show you guys from over here because I don’t want to get sick Oh Mr

Tree I’m so hungry do you mind if I borrow one of your peaches thank you Mr tree this is delicious oh Mr Rock do you mind if I rest on you for a bit thank you Mr Rock I’m off to the castle now Great y Curtis we’re going to school see you we want to be here all right don’t come out man all right hey de you will you give me some more tea please for you Malik drank the last of it [Applause] Ella Ella Uncle C she left early all

Right I’ll see you later bye have a great day Melle I don’t know what to do I cannot believe that he stayed out all night long with the what what do you know I know he was with that girl that Mercedes how do I know Miss ell tell me Miranda Miranda just calm down baby now listen I have raised Calvin much better

Than this but let me tell you about a man okay if he comes in here with flowers then he’s just a little guilty he didn’t do much but if he comes in here with something much more expensive you need a lawyer you will be okay

Miranda okay I got to go to work Curtis come on baby where are you going I got to go to work no I’m serious cuz you said you w going to go to work today Ella I changed my mind I’m sick of this I’m telling you I’m sick of this

You’ve been coming in late baby leaving early coming home late leaving early something got to give baby I did give baby I gave up my house what you got to keep bringing that up not there cuz I’m not at my house well hello and where you been all

Night come on Curtis please I want to stay I’m stay Cur bab I want to see this why you smell like Angela where have you been look Miranda I just had to go you have been gone all night long do you have any clue how worried I’ve been

What look after that fight I just had to clear my mind where were you Calvin and who were you with all night Miranda do you trust me I really want to but you’re making it really hard look after that fight I just needed to think I didn’t know what to do what you

Do is you stay you don’t leave married couples fight Calvin but we can get through this it’s okay don’t you need to get ready for work no I’m not going to the day like I rather spend the day with you because after that fight we still got a lot to

Talk about you’re right we do have a lot to talk about so why don’t you go get cleaned up take a shower have a couple errands to run then I’ll meet you at the barber shop in about an hour okay yeah oh I bought this for you Miranda hey um how are you what’s up I just have one question for you sure were you with my husband last night excuse me oh you heard what I said answer the question I can tell you one thing about your husband oh you’re going to stand here and tell me something about my

Husband what might that be that he loves you very much and I think you need to be more supportive as a wife should be you’re going to stand here and tell me something about my husband what do you know about being a wife are you married

Have you ever been married you know what Calvin was right you don’t listen and I have to go to work so excuse me have a great day hey if it ain’t mister I’m too good for y’all now that I got my corporate job yeah man where you been Miranda got

You on punishment again no actually me and my beautiful wife are about to go to lunch she’s out window shopping well then why do you look so sad you okay you got to hold to some bad Sav didn’t you no everything’s fine uh can you please answer your phone

That’s really annoying I can’t stand to see a grown man with a ringtone hello I I know I’m not at work sorry I should have offered you a cup of coffee okay just just slide it in my mailbox I’ll be there tomorrow okay bye hey hey you

Hi when when didd you get here oh just now the store didn’t have my shirt so I came here who were you talking to on the phone oh uh that was uh a telemarketer why did you tell them you’d be there tomorrow so they can call me

Tomorrow and and I won’t answer the phone now baby you know that does not make any sense but anyway listen they didn’t have the shirt but they gave me this catalog so that I could order it um so can I use your phone real quick so I

Can call them my phone yes uh the the battery’s dead Calvin you were just on your phone it it it just died isn’t that your phone uh yes see it only had enough juice for for one call uh go to hell see it’s dead it’s dead let’s go do lunch okay bye

Y’all that was low down I do what I did that was low he did that’s my girl something ain’t right M something is not funny in the land of Bees and Honey I think you mean bees and pollen because honey is what bees make no idiot he’s cheating and she doesn’t

Know what do you guys think the worst of Calvin I mean he just he walks in looking like he lost his puppy uh you know he has a secret conversation and he’s a little jumping when his wife walk in that doesn’t mean something’s going on doesn’t son when a man doesn’t let

His woman use his cell phone he Cheat hey come on in hey aren’t you supposed to be at work yeah I I closed the boutique for lunch and I had to get out of there and clear my head you got some time for some girl talks oh sure just a minute I’ll be right back girl

Thank you what’s the matter Curtis made me so mad this morning more than usual yes more than usual he he’s so upset about this job and me working and then he says you’re not at home anymore and H well it’s not enough is it well off is better with beer

Continue please you’re not helping well you know maybe you could just get your hours adjusted I shouldn’t have to do that Rosie I I want to do this I want to work and so I should have the support of my husband oh man you know we can’t live

With them and we cannot sleep with their brother without causing some big AR I’m just saying I’m just talking okay I just I just really want Curtis to be understanding that’s it like Paul rosie no I love my husband okay and I just remember when Curtis was sensitive and

Romantic and I missed that I can’t help thinking what it would be like if Curtis was more like Paul and what what he could give you oh J all night long okay Mama listen I just want Curtis to listen to me and I want him to respect what I

Have to say well have you told Curtis how you feel yes I have told Curtis how I feel but he’s says Ella you’re just over sensitive a I got something for that I just think that you need to sort all this thing out you know you have

Your feelings are mixed up right now no they’re not I want to work well tell him that I did Rosie you know I think you should always go for the knees that’s solution number one okay Ma I I think I’d like to be just a little more subtle

Than that oh really good then you would love these you have to wear a pair of booty Foodies and make him work for it okay Mama Rosie thank you Mama thank you I think um I’m just going to go back go back to work well will you call me later

I have them here if you want them later I will call you later and I’d like to talk later without your mama thanks I don’t speak Spanish S up in the H we have had two pains in the house today what do I owe this illustrious pleasure INF I can’t stand the pain pain no pain no game roll it I’m roll it I roll it I’m being a pain being a pain come on man

It’s my best stuff s what’s up man was very funny Mr C come on where did you snap your come back come on I’m just not up to it Kiki I’m having wifey problems oh not up to it is the ladder not making it to the second floor

Mr my letter is just fine thank you very much Ella Ella man Ella she she’s at that job late she’s spending too much time at work well you should be happy that your lady wants to go to work right I guess so and won’t be hitting you off any money anymore right that’s

True hello hey hey babe hey babe yeah baby no baby no but you was working late you was working late last night and the night before that and the night before that come on Ella come on now baby that mean I got to cook my food

Again I got to wash the clothes I got to do the laundry I got stays in my clothes I can’t even get the out I’m not trying to hear that you dog on right we going to talk tonight you get home okay baby I hello hello bad connection hey let’s G check

Us man come on I can’t do it ctis ctis I have never seen him like you know something’s funny going on with the Bees and Honey no it’ be the bees and the pollen shut up Noah now she’s cheating and he don’t know why you guys think she’s cheating

Just cuz she’s staying out late not cooking not cleaning that doesn’t mean she’s cheating look when a woman doesn’t come home to cook and clean and you sitting by the phone all day and she hadn’t called you she cheat now that they got a nanny

Hey oh you want you want to watch this movie with me okay Ella come to bed Curtis I want to go to bed okay baby but I just need to complete this work for the boutique and make this deposit okay I’ll be home after I make this deposit be home from

Where I’ll be back I’m sick of this job baby I’m sick of this job okay what about me it’s time you thought about me okay okay oh baby relax I’ll get it all right Mercedes what are you doing here I’m so sorry I’m here Miranda I have to

Talk to Calvin listen F Go’s on his way over here I think and and he’s just really upset who wa what is Diego on his way over here for you need to stay away from my sister Diego I told you I would handle this I saw you punk he kissed her what what

What you what look baby it’s it’s not what you think you were kissing her but it’s not what I think look baby don’t touch me are you serious Calvin what’s going on I’ll tell you what’s going on yeah your son over here he been sleeping around with my

Sister we’re not sleeping around I wouldn’t do that he’s married and I wouldn’t do it either nothing’s going on between us I thought you were my boy huh what happened to that huh was this just an Act was that what’s that this is just an act right so you

Can get with her this whole time look Diego I ain’t got time for this I got to deal with you make time for this you make time for this St Diego you’re the only one I trusted ever since I got back in the army man you and that’s it damn

Look Diego you look all right I’m warning you you st that hell away from her I’ll hit you cuz I respect your house you’re not going to hit me let’s go let’s go let’s go don’t yell at me the Iggle you’re a punk I’m standing right here you a

Punk that damn shirt what he going to do with that shirt off this look you know what I I don’t have time for this I got to check on my R hey Calvin what you might not want to check on it right now Calvin you know what I’m I’m going to go

And make this deposit baby I got to get out of here no yes you’re not making a deposit ain’t going to be no deposits tonight that’s it that’s that’s it that’s it baby I I’m so tired of this job Ella I’m so sick of this I’ve been patient about this I’ve been letting

This slide that’s it I put my foot down baby that’s it now it’s me or the deposits choose ye this day move Curtis I’m going to make this deposit I’m sick of this I got to get out of here Sun going crazy you gone crazy I’ll be

Back I have to come back don’t come back make sure you come back hello is this the boutique whatever the hell the name of it is look th this is Curtis Payne Ella Payne’s husband Ella quits as of tonight she’s Through come on sit down sit down damn man what happened you guys look worse than you did yesterday Miranda left pay me my money pay it wait wait you guys bet on me no no we didn’t bet on you we bet against that is so cold yeah what what kind of

Friends are you hey hey hey hey I didn’t bet on you rest ass surely that I cherish our friendship a whole lot more than that they wouldn’t let you bet huh not a penny so what happened Calvin man Miranda thinks there’s something going on between me and Mercedes I knew it I

Knew it I don’t believe you guys well is there anything going on no nothing happened I promise well we did KISS once or twice but that’s it don’t call me don’t bother coming home because I changed the locks what the hell this is your stuff

Mhm don’t call me don’t bother me and I think this will be good for you to stay away from home for a little while hello goodbye bye bye by bab baby can we talk can we talk yes pay up always bad on the [Laughter] women I see why y’all by [Applause] yourself Curtis

Knock hello Mr Mrs P hey baby hey are those pancakes yep and this is syrup that’s butter there’s the door get out hey good I see why you do that so much CJ just hurt my feelings I think I need a pancake to ease the

Pan now you have only been on this diet for two days ouch maybe that hurt quick put a pancake on it Curtis B oh y’all can take that [Laughter] one there’s people starving right here yeah they good though Monica’s been feeling really nice around here I’m just

Happy to help out while Janine’s in New York when is she coming back she’ll be back by all night o look at the time I got interviews all day I may not be back in time to make dinner it’s okay you guys can have dinner with us tonight no maybe the

Kids unless you want to hook your uncle up with pancakes tonight is salad night salad again Curtis come on baby it’s not fair now look I want a corn dog or something my ancestors died that I might have a corn dog and I want corn dog now that sound ridiculous it’s a little

Over the top too much too much oh T I’m so ashamed I’m just being childish I’ll just go [Laughter] Home Salad for dinner you know who else ate salads for dinner dinosaurs that’s why they’re extinct that’s not why they’re extinct yes it is it’s true well that and talking back to their uncles that’s how they got whoop ass of sources and you know I don’t like sticking my nose in other people’s

Business oh that’s a good one Uncle Curtis you’re serious I let you do what you do and I butt out come on people these are the jokes these aren’t the jokes I got a joke for you knock knock who’s there get out get out who get out now

Oh man what’s good though go check on the twins for thank you baby she going to chck CJ if you and Janine having problems you have got to take control man let her know what you want ain’t that right there absolutely baby hey look at here baby look I ate your little rabbit

Food for dessert I want pound t appes with hot chocolate herbal tea you need to put a lot of sugar in it lemon wedges put it in my favorite mud of course dear thank you babe it’s my favorite mug and that’s how you do that hey everybody Monica sit down and

I’ll fix you BL oh no thank you I already ate oh well how was the job hunt I got one offer but I think I can do better than being beanie the burger dog outside of Green Brier Mall did we give you any samples know thanks for watching the

Twins I’m off the movies hey are you going to see that new horror movie if you’ve seen one horror movie you’ve seen them all blood and gut not your thing huh no no no no I’ve been dying to see that oh you have yeah well if you really

Want to go then you better come on cuz we going to be late I’m cool I’ll drive you know you don’t like horror movies yeah but I love butter popcorn so you just going to let that happen like that Curtis don’t worry about that I got that it’s nothing right

All right yeah say iut Curtis you know what Curtis you know what you know I’m sick of You it’s time oh what’s going on fire let’s go let’s go huh what it’s a pregnancy drill a what a pregnancy drill Kevin what is a pregnancy drill well it it says right here that couples need to practice to prepare before the big day why’d you do that cuz I didn’t want

To hit you in your face baby you can’t be caught off guard Calvin listen I don’t want to be awake right now all right just leave me alone come on baby just it it’ll just be 5 minutes come on please okay listen if I do this will you

Leave me alone yeah okay what do you need me to do okay okay okay first your water’s going to break okay stop right there because if you throw that on me my water won’t be the only thing to break oh another whistle again come on baby it’s going to be a surprise you

Never know when it’s going to hit you I’m about to hit you if you don’t leave me alone sleeping for two okay calm down calm down maybe this will [Applause] work what that it’s the ocean okay great so now I’m nervous and I have to Pee so the twins are asleep so is Jazzy she lets you tuck her in she usually only lets Janine or I tuck her in yeah well guess she’s getting used to to me guess so you know that movie was way scarier than I thought and those high pitch screams I said I was

Sorry oh I haven’t had that much fun on a date in a long time that wasn’t a date no but it was fun um look I need to hit the pavement again tomorrow so I’m going to go to sleep good night okay me too good night

Oh you waited up for me yeah yeah I was just dusting the stairs hey so how was your trip it was good it was good they um they love the presentation and Roland really thinks I have a knack for this so oh well that’s good good for you H I’m glad things

Working out for you you really mean that yeah yeah I know uh I’ve been really tough on you lately but I know you’ve been working hard and I’m proud of you thank you thank you and I want you to know that I’m I’m not happy with the way

We left things but I I do hear you okay and I brought a peace offering these are the big boys yes cool cool yeah hey everything’s going to be all right we’re working out I know all right okay so what’ you do tonight oh well uh onella Uncle Curtis invited us

Over for dinner us that Monica too uh yeah yeah we were we were all pretty pretty tired sounds nice it was I’m I’m tired let’s go to bed I missed you yeah me too yeah come on I missed you too bring that hat you going to wear it

Oh so you are enjoying your salad oh it’s so good baby I told you this would be good for you you were right baby so proud of you I’ll get it I’ll get it baby baby you didn’t have to announce it I wasn’t getting up I’m enjoying this so much I told you

It would be good for you why were you driving so fast hi Mella the hospital is exactly 4.2 mil away I wanted to see how long it’ll take us to get there but you stopped to get something to eat I do that at the time is everything okay yeah

It will be as soon as Calvin stops making me do these labor drills drills what are you talking about oh Curtis please you remember oh do you know how many times your father made me practice labor drills once then you bit me me that’s right that’s right yeah look

It got so bad that whenever I would hear a whistle I just take off I a talk about that Catt whistle look I was making tea one time and the kettle whistle went off your mama took off like a fire at a Jerry Cur convention by time I caught up with her

She was halfway to the hospital you drove that fast who said anything about dve oh okay tell you what I’m going to show you my Bonafide certified Curtis pain labor drill let’s go you ready for it yeah okay this follow the sun right here this follow the

Sun first thing first you plant your feet plant your feet I got it and then you listen to whatever your wife says oh please you didn’t do that yeah but the next time you get pregnant that’s what I’m going to tell your baby daddy but is that’s not Curtis

Curtis that’s the Empire State Building yes ma’am but it’s so small no baby big building little camera I miss you Mom a I won’t argue with that I missed you guys too we should all spend more time together Especially You and I ooh sounds like date night Monica can

Stay with us dad I guess you and Monica like the movie last night right maybe you can go and take Mom to see it I’m going to go and tell Monica she’s babysitting tonight thank you love you so I didn’t you tell me you took Monica to the movies cuz I didn’t want

To do this listen it it was spare the moment but you still got not to tell me you mean if you weren’t working so much I could have seen the movie with you okay so now you’re saying it’s my fault that you took Monica to the movies

I take yes you are it’s nobody’s fault okay I wanted to go to the movies you weren’t here she was here we happen to want to see the same movie and she tagged along end the discussion I can’t go to the movies man just want to go see a movie do really convenient [Laughter] okay maybe this labor drill thing was a little stupid I just want everything to be prepared I know baby I love that you care so much even though I take things a little too far sometimes a little sometimes ha let me see that thing what you got in

That bag oh I’m I’mma to put it in the trunk for our big day well okay wow baby my favorite Ocean Breeze candle I know you like to burn it every morning so what else you have in there okay you going to love this you going to love it

Bam my favorite socks your favorite socks that’s right oh you hate those but but I know you love it uh what is this this is not one of my favorite things yeah but it’s one of mine I’m sorry to tell you I don’t think it’s going to fit the same oh no it’s

Going to be okay we just going to cut a hole in the front of it yeah so special but I love you I can’t wait oh can I have some fudge Now hi hi Mella no one’s home oh that’s okay I came back to see you good news there’s a woman at The Help Center who’s renting a room that’s great but she’s going to need an answer today thanks for helping I’ll think about it well now this opportunity is a good

One and I don’t know how long this place is going to be available Mella you don’t have to do this do what what’s this I was just leaving a note saying goodbye I will forever hold you both in my heart wow so you were planning to leave today anyway yeah

Janine and CJ need their space I think this is for the best I do too is there anything I can do oh uh give this to CJ and Janine and tell him I said thank you for everything oh thank you for everything oh look I I’ll make sure they get this okay [Applause]

Okay BR something for the twins to eat so Jasmine’s asleep the twins are down did you see this see oh so she’s gone huh yeah you know nothing ever happen I know I know but I also know that you and I have a lot of work to do I know that and

That is why we can start by keeping our date night we can go to the movies you pick the movie I’ll buy the tickets we can sit way in the back CJ listen um no no I know we need to sit her Anella we’ll call Anella Anella can baby baby Roland just called

Me he has an emergency meeting with the city council tomorrow so I have to go and help him prep of course you do don’t do this baby it’s my job right CJ CJ you yes my job baby come on baby I promise tomorrow we’ll go we’ll

Go to the we’ll go to the movies tomorrow Okay think I eat what I want to eat when I want to eat Baby the hell it’s going to take a lot more than that to keep me out oh really who that’s a cold kiss you think that was a cold one it’s going to be a cold night [Laughter] Curtis just try it what is this is this breakfast yes it

Is baby this is two servings of fruit actually you need four servings per day but this it’s just two servings we’ll start with this I tell you what I’ll trade you two servings for four pieces of bacon and some cheese grits on baby just try it just try it the taste will

Grow on you you like it it tastes like it grew out of the toes of a homeless man on baby it’s a beet and broccoli and celery smoothie it’s not a smoothie it’s runny Ella besid you ain’t drinking it I drank mine earlier today you are such a

Liar I you know what I’m going to drink it I’m going to drink it good but the only reason I’m going to drink it is cuz I know we’re going to dinner tonight and I can eat whatever I want eat whatever you want Curtis but I want you to act

Like you got some sents tonight baby please $50 a pop I’m going to be too full to act a fool believe that okay Curtis sometimes baby you order too much and then you tip the waiter too little it’s not good what’s just when am I supposed to give them more than I give

To church baby since when do you give the church anything exactly I don’t like you you can make it my friend I don’t like you hey look at this this is ridiculous baby gra food with want some gra food with gravy on oh the babies are sleepy oh can you can you babysit

Tonight for me too what hell we’re babysit now but why don’t we just hold them for you till they turn 18 how about that we can’t week can hold them to 18 weekend babysit tonight Curtis is taking me to a very special graduation dinner oh congratulations oh thank you that’s a

Good move H yeah I thought about that oh please I thought of it yeah what I’m paying for it yes you are oh I just call my regular sitter good your regular sitter you mean your wife the mother of your children where she at she’s working

Late she’s got a project door and I’m having dinner with a few councilmen oh that sounds great CJ congratulations what’s all that is it really necessary please I had plenty of din with with with counsilman when I was a chief that’s what you do you don’t need all that well apparently

They like the way I’m running the firehouse you know we’ve been in the black and morale is high that’s good stuff may you so are they still using the plans that I put into place at the station yes they are I learned from the best thank you let him

Know actually want to talk to me now about some Consulting opportunities oh I am so proud of you CJ I’m going to go get these babies thank you thank you oh you proud of me too baby why would I be why would I you ain’t got to come back I

Just okay well why would said I’m the one that did the pl I’m the one that implemented the plans in the first place I thought it just be natural for you to you know congratulate him me for the Plan good evening and welcome to Le pomier P tonight our special appetizer is Ser Dev oh that’s so nice how he said that can I start you something to drink yes please we would like two glasses of champagne thank you many Curtis wait sir what’s your name je Melle listen I don’t

Drink alcohol if you can turn that champagne into some sparkling C then I’ll take it but I don’t drink I don’t get drunk I don’t want no Spirits I don’t do baby okay I don’t drink look it bring us the appetizer suit OT yeah baby devot all and got song Pap

Pap a French restaurant you can’t do no that’s Spanish you don’t speak Spanish baby what is the creepy suie creep baby I don’t know just stick to chicken wherever you see chickeni get that ah here we go yes that’s yours is that spark that’s that’s his M get him

Confused thank you you go little job okay thank you thank you joh here we go baby it’s you thank you this look good now what you having baby that’s baby that’s cows that’s that’s calf [Laughter] brains i d you to just stick the chicken speak of the chicken is that

Janine that is she she looks so pretty I thought CJ said she was working tonight oh yeah well she probably had to meet CJ maybe they had to get some yeah well she working all right working on getting her a super siiz CJ I think I do need that [Applause] sh

Wait I just put the baby asleep oh I’m sorry sorry baby you didn’t have to go grocery shopping I was going to get everything on the list oh no baby these aren’t groceries these are my products three full bags worth what are you getting ready for Halloween no a

Lady needs her stuff half of the stuff isn’t even necessary I beg to differ I think I need all of that okay well let’s see M what’s this tea tree oil okay we got lip and tea in the cabinet and I got olive oil on sale last week what else o

My mango body butter it’s my $20 I like apples better and if you want butter I can get four sticks for $2.99 so I suppose you want me to cancel my hair in my nail appointment too baby I’ll even get you a deluxe fingernail file and I heard you can use mayonnaise to

Condition your hair they don’t even like mayonnaise on my sandwiches well that’s that’s fine by me we’re not too far off from Black History Month and I for one think you would look cute with a little Angela Davis fro no I need all my stuff

And I promise you if I don’t have it you will see a difference baby I’m sorry but we can’t afford all this I got to take it back okay fine love you love you thank you I never trusted her what are you doing what are you doing bab you look like somebody famous

I can probably sell this on one of those gossip sites don’t do this baby there has to be a perfectly good explanation behind all of this a perfectly good explanation behind all of this yeah she’s cheating on CJ this is a new L CU I just think we should give her the

Benefit of the doubt she’s innocent until proven guilty right sorry see trying to make a moveie girl you are making a scene would you cut this no she’s making the scene I’m filming it youles okay baby can you read lips cuz I can’t yes you going to

Give me that I can read it Cur the lighting is better this way I the middle button but beautiful smile you tra me I got to get to the bottom of this what are you going to do don’t worry about okay so if this is your idea of a

Casual working dinner you are apparently making way more money than I thought well just because we’re having a work session doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it okay no no thank you thanks we are brainstorming right yes yes well red wine makes my brain storm better he listen um the only reason I’m

Here right now is because we work through lunch and I am starving so maybe I wasn’t very clear at the very beginning but now I think I should really set some boundaries like what like no more dates disguised as working dinners you say you’re working things

Out with CJ and yes that’s great thank you but I think we both can feel the Chemistry Between Us chemistry trig algebra whatever you think it is that class is cancelled all I know is you don’t look happy and woman as beautiful as you deserves to be happy I’m not happy

Because I haven’t spent much time with my husband lately he makes me happy and I love him so okay excuse me Uncle Curtis is everything okay yeah so how’s it work H the same same well I’m I’m going over next quarter game plan with my

Boss okay all right is that what the PRS call it these days so how’s the wine excuse me how’s your time how’s your time baby how much time you got left at work oh my time she said why my I think we’re we’re almost done no thank

You no thank you I think we’re just about done um is is there is there a question that I can help you with do you always go over game planers my candl light get your little black dress over your purple BL little highlight your M checking his teeth in the knife and all

That okay I’m I’m sorry but I I have to go I’ll call you back okay I okay holl okay bye H is everything right yeah I think now no I’m good I told you she was cheap CU you don’t have any proof that she is over there chea please Ella pay attention

Huh red wine candl light expensive restaurants don’t no man put out that much effort unless he’s getting a return on his investment talking crazy talk crazy you look crazy over here behind a tree talking tone jine has not done anything we about to have dinner and a

Show I’m going get an image award for this one this is a disaster we cannot just sit here and let this happen why not you know these people are crazy you know both of them are crazy so you not going to do something I I will I got it hey

Man Anella look at you looking wonderful thank you Uncle Curtis you didn’t tell me you were bringing Anella here for her dinner yeah we about to leave though why is the best restaurant in the city oh no not anymore no not not since they change management oh no the food is terrible

And the service oh the service the worst it’s the worst basic food I ever had in my life a hey do you know they tried to serve me four alarm chili and they only got one plot toilet paper who ever heard of that they five they do not serve chili here

Look you need to get out while you can well I think it’s too late to eat somewhere else well no you go you go your face something I’m Adrien Peters hello man they wouldn’t do a business like this when I was Chief yeah you said had a dinner with some Council

Men is that CJ over there CJ I was working things out working out for you hi welcome to what are you doing here well baby we actually came for my graduation celebration dinner oh no no no no no baby okay listen just calm down Janine okay just calm down yes yes yes

Just calm down okay now just get to walk together before you go over there sh walk like lady I’m poed poed hold up not ghetto excuse me hi this is your dinner meeting my name is Janine I’m CJ’s wife and the mother of his four children I’m

Adrien oh nice to see you so nice to meet you was great excuse me CJ I’ll be in the ladies room yeah there okay that’s Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis grown folks business come on grown folks business look get him get him get him oh yeah did you see the look did you see

The look Janine is everything okay oh hey CJ imagine seeing you here imagine that what the hell is this okay could you bring down is this what you call working late yes I was working late I knew something was going on here I knew it wait something like what

Something like you and big smooy smoo over here messing around I know the fire chief ain’t resorting the name calling I’m going resort to a whole lot more than that if somebody don’t tell me what’s going on up here we calm down we working okay and

Who the hell is Adrian you know what listen I think I better go before before what before what what you want to do what you want you you want to slip and slide a little bit you you stop look it’s probably a good idea that you just

Go ahead and go we finish work yeah that’s probably a good idea that’s a great idea Janine thank you excuse me you good NE you I’m so good oh oh is everything okay uh everything’s fine o yeah I just got out the shower yeah your hair is expanding yeah know so I’ve been

Thinking about everything you said about us needing to be on a budget so I’ve decided I need to do my part and no more products for me and to show you that I’m 100% on board I canel my hair appointment for tomorrow well you always always going to

Look beautiful to me oh oh smell smell smell yeah I used that tip the mayonnaise thank you come come

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