Spilling Frat Secrets

Let me tell you guys about some frat secrets that I learned while I was hanging out with them I am literally wearing a flat shirt right now I’m gonna change it I honestly don’t even know if I’m allowed to share any of this stuff but honestly I graduated already this

Stuff is just like so dumb I need other people to judge it with me Sprat in particular had all their pledges get a porn magazine some girls underwear and some other random stuff so the pledge is how to carry all that stuff around literally in their backpack next to

Their textbooks and honestly that’s like not that crazy we’re starting off tape it’s like gross it’s a little weird but it’s like not that weird this is where it starts getting weird none of the younger guys were allowed to look any of the older guys like the the brothers in

The eye and they would literally always have to address them as Sir like what I was in a sorority I would have got showered with gifts telling me these guys were literally looking at the floor and calling these guys who are literally only three years older sir literally

Like this yes sir yes sir I cleaned your house you can’t look them in the eye why literally the whole quarter apparently you like got in trouble if you looked them in that

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