The jokes are you ready the [ __ ] I hope she’s doing well peaches but see I’ve been looking for like people who like had those viral moments like on Tick Tock like I just been looking for if they are somewhere making content and I can’t find like a
Coral if you’re out there peaches let us know you are the reason I hate that you got to be the sacrifice because [ __ ] and now people want credit for everything it’s kind of things have gotten a little out of hand but yeah I’m glad everyone’s capitalizing off that [ __ ] but you
Deserve your flowers [ __ ] you know I did find on Tick Tock which I thought was funny the girl was like thank you oh my God she’s on tick tock hey that [ __ ] is so funny to me um hey hey hey y’all guys we look cute today yes at bottom jeans for
Our boots today I don’t know why I said that ugly who yeah remember when ugly gay happened he called me ugly and I was like that’s gonna come that was yeah he’s he’s I’m sorry everybody out the dude who was the initial ugly caller because he’s been trying to get
Attention from me on everyone I didn’t block him because I knew what he meant the sex work girls say that when men provoke you like that on the internet because I’ve been looking into getting into fandom right if anybody wants to be financially dominated I’m here and I
Wear this wig because this is my financial domination wig but the fandom girls say that when you’re on social media and the men are doing that to you because that’s what they would have to purchase otherwise like the attention or just like getting talked too bad or you
Know denigrated they’re trying to get free product that’s what they’re trying to get when they and I always ignore him he doesn’t say anything mean but he just said like even if I post like a hot selfie he was like oh he’ll be saying like oh sorry I wasn’t familiar with the
Game it’s been eight months and I have not blocked you out of courtesy leave me first of all you call me ugly you getting blocked initially because that’s it because I knew what he was trying to say I knew because one obviously I’m not ugly but I
Knew what he was trying to portray but he just said it wrong I thought it was funny I initially thought it was funny but then it just turned into this whole thing and I’m just like all right and I didn’t block him because again I thought
It was funny genuinely but now I don’t remember all the details but I don’t remember thinking any of it was funny in in real time because I’m the the true victim here I thought of I laughed that’s why I replied laughing because like boy [ __ ] you but it was like I knew
It didn’t come from like a meme place but okay but it’s like you want like these right I know where the Intel is being mean but he’s always under my tweets and it’s like I’m not replying blind I’ve done you if everybody not blocking you but now you’re getting
Blocked because get the [ __ ] from over here right I feel like replying to my tweets or like [ __ ] who be in DMS just like talking to themselves I don’t think people realize that social media is still like you being social like that’s like you standing on my porch bro you
Know what I’m saying that’s just like beautiful hey hey hey how you doing what you up to today you look nice you look so gorgeous that’s just like ringing my doorbell enough are we loud enough are we loud enough my my nipples actually I’m gonna be real
With y’all might have to scratch it on this camera I’m sorry I don’t know what’s happening over here maybe I shouldn’t bring them closer just to be sure okay I just listen I don’t if that one comes the comments again that somebody and you know what we’re doing the
Absolute best that we can we’ve come a long way we got [ __ ] going on bro sometimes we come in here we on our last leg mentally physically I’m tired as the [ __ ] yeah the [ __ ] so like something give us give us some Grace bro we doing the best this ain’t no billion dollar
Operation yet we’re doing this with the help of hot rod and crew and index and Dexter and red so give us a [ __ ] second man [ __ ] um but yeah yes you guys I didn’t come up with a question of the week but I do
Kind of have one but do joke of the week okay joke of the week for me is um we talk about men scaring the hoes and I’ve been more outside in the past couple weeks than I have in years I was like damn [ __ ] you stay outside I’m like
Damn it’s been two weekends I’ve been outside relax but you know what I have to be like be like out in the wilderness and it’s funny because [ __ ] are hilarious like we talk about them scaring the hoes but I haven’t been like in person scared by the hoes in a while
And it was just so [ __ ] funny to me so I was out and we were in Magic City fun this is my first Magic City Monday I was very excited about it oh yes Monday I was so excited it was a [ __ ] in the section we had like a section and
I was in the section and it was like a [ __ ] he was like tall and he was behind me but you know how you’re doing like your little little truck bounce your little twerk brows you not really trying to paint and we should live so I’m
Scared to twerk fully in the strip club you know they sometimes like hey we got ass over here you relax you know so I’m just like doing my little quick it’s not bring your own ass yeah like it’s just doing because you think yours the free one bare ass I got
I gotta go pants get on get off me I said something to me I guess I forgot you said it was something funny and I was like I’m screaming like you know you just say I’m screaming sometimes he’s like making scream some more and I was
Like now the cops get the cops on the phone I’m gonna call the police and I know they’re not helpful we’re calling me we’re calling somebody I’ma try that [ __ ] was so funny I was just like oh yeah [ __ ] this is this is [ __ ] it was so [ __ ] funny to me because I’m
Just like now why would you say that to me cause [ __ ] are weird man they’re socially in it bro like it’s just it’s just so strange as a bad [ __ ] why would you that was worse to me why and get and don’t touch me was I supposed to be like
Yeah let’s set it up like what but when you do that to me and because I’m a silly [ __ ] and when [ __ ] be doing [ __ ] like that to me because what you’re trying to do is let me know that one you know that you can make me uncomfortable
And two like you kind of trying to exert your manly power over me yeah let’s [ __ ] right now like that’s the type of [ __ ] I’ll be doing let’s do it matter of fact let’s get to it and then they watch him shrivel up when you do that [ __ ] never
Even the most cocky of men when they come at you like that and you’re like yeah no let’s do it let’s let’s hunch right here right here maybe like in the middle I would just playing I was just joking Oh no you’re joking [ __ ] you you know
Um I saw a tweet the other day that said that hot girls can’t can’t be funny or hot girls can’t use satire or something like that was it you’re good okay but it was just funny because it’s like it’s so many tweets that like I’ll say funny and then
It gets out of my circle and then I’m getting cussed out and I have to be like now I gotta explain the joke so y’all can stop harassing me but it’s like why why can’t be funny like if it was a picture this is downtown I had to delete
The Tweet about the white girls because I’m obviously being facetious and I was like okay Michaela you better boom cat oh why you always praising watching y’all some Coons my next week I’m talking about how she’s racist isn’t going to be Miss reversal it’s a joke or even like the the video
Of The Rock when he was like 11 in that show and I was like [ __ ] at least 30. I’m clearly making a bad voice two joke and now I have a bunch of K-pop Abby’s telling me that he looks 14 at best and that you know I’m adultifying him but whatever
Things that are actually harmful like oh yeah I’ll kill every trans person I see always it’s just a joke y’all don’t understand y’all don’t y’all take everything but see it’s like well they I I’ve learned and I’ve been told in my study of Comedy that men consider humor
Whether people laugh at them or not so they think somebody is funny if you laugh at my jokes or you find the things funny that I find funny women are like that women view humor like this is something a thing that I can say is objectively hilarious or funny like I
Get the reference but it’s like some jokes just go over men’s heads because they just don’t have the depth so like they’ll see a bunch of [ __ ] laughing at something and they don’t get it so they’re frustrated because it’s not funny to them and it’s like it’s not
Funny because you’re kind of stupid yeah that’s that’s why I don’t want to have our own thing going on yeah and they it’s just also I think a lot of men don’t don’t women is human like I’m not trying to be funny but like we just haul carriers for like we’re whole bearers
For men basketball wet hole right so like when you got ideas and you think [ __ ] is funny or you know you want to do a little Kiki it’s like if you ain’t talking about them holes shut up be quiet you’re not incubating a child what the [ __ ] hmm yes
But yeah but that goes back to our conversation of me not thinking women are smart therefore they don’t think we’re funny or have anything we’re about to say and that they register us and their branches objects you know we need to talk about that but yeah that was
Just funny to me I want you to joke of the week my joke of the week okay so I started braiding hair and I told so this my first client that I had on my braiding Journey was a podcast listener shout out to Paige how you doing girl
Baby now I’ve learned some things since I’ve been braiding and you you’ve seen my my Twitter I’ve been these hands have been going to work I’m so blessed that Grandma’s my hand’s been looking rough but um thank you for everybody who’s come and get your hair braided come come
On get some more braids baby I asked Paige to wash and blow dry that hair mind you page keeps secrets Paige got an undercut that she didn’t tell me about in the back and Paige is tender-headed so she don’t like to blow dry her own hair
So she kind of like blow dried it a little bit and was like well I’m all set so that’s how I saw her hair I was like and it’s long it’s a lot of hair and it’s long and she got an undercut so like her hair still took the
Full time that it would have taken to do a full head and a third of her hair is like cut off man so the first half of her hair I did I was like okay in my mind I’m like she didn’t blow dry it all the way out because she didn’t want to
Put that much heat on her hair so I just had to work what I got so I’m having a detangle each section and I’m like I’m in a [ __ ] for the past I feel like I’m getting hazed but like like break Gods like this is your first one it’s gonna
Be what it is so like halfway through I said man I’m gonna have to blow dry this and she was like oh no that’s fine she was like I just didn’t want to do it myself because it hurts me girl girl but she was so sweet her and her partner
Were just the sweetest people that I’ve ever met it was a real chill experience but I told her she was gonna be my joke of the week because the way my forearms I should have Michelle Obama Mary J Blige arms Kim Kardashian yes I should have the big swole Buff Ass arms from
Braiding her hair man but it’s it’s been an experience also y’all need privacy screens every single person I’ve braided I’ve seen every single thing that you’ve texted every picture that you’ve sent uh gone get your privacy screen they got them on Amazon and Teemu I can’t tell you the message it wasn’t
Even really messy it just clearly deeply personal things that I only can see because I’m standing over your head and you want to like a virtual eyes but like the space I’m looking at in your head is parallel well perpendicular to your phone that’s why I don’t like text when
I’m getting my hair done because even I’m like oh yes she almost done I always I feel like right and then I have PTSD because one time I was getting my hair done in high school I was in like ninth grade get my little perm and press and curl or
Whatever and I had set LMAO to my friend do you know that hairstylist when my mom came to pick me up told her that I was cussing oh she told me you know Melanie was on that phone cousin oh my goodness from LMAO from LMAO because laughing my
Ass off that was probably at the time where adults were figuring out acronyms so they thought they was doing I gotcha was like not satanic pan IC like around the time where everything the kids were doing end up on the news and they’re like they’re looking at the
Sex bracelet here’s what these acronyms mean here’s the new they’re saying LMAO now just like did you just tell because I said LMAO and we won’t come back here I won’t come back here and the lady caught my sister’s hair oh my sister wanted layers and she chopped off
A good four inches it was it was the Scandal this lady is a villain we stopped going to her but it was terrible I remember my sister came on it was like this is my dad was alive so this is like 2007. it is what your dad was like you
Let that lady cut your crown yeah she cut your crap I want you to know every time I go to click my ends and I’ve made up your dad’s voice in my mind but every time I go to clip my ends and because I will cut more than what is
Necessary because if I think it look a little dead like I’m chopping it off I hear your dad’s made up voice my mind go you cutting your crap okay I’m sorry Daddy [ __ ] I’ll let you hear that one voice recording of my dad’s voice you screamed
Because we didn’t made up some Mufasa I did I did no but I’m sticking with my Beta boys that’s fine yeah yeah he got a regular Black Mirror voice oh ahead I guess I don’t know [ __ ] it but uh you’re just such a funny girl
No I understand I gotta make it weird I understand um that is so funny because my dad really showed his ass like I was just thinking do you have dreams about your Fallen like family members in it I have such vivid dreams in my dad that are in
Present day like I have a dream about my dad like tomorrow and it’ll be like that was a concert like why are you here but that’s beautiful it’s beautiful but it’s like I’ll wake up confused because he’ll be talking about yesterday you know I don’t know like [ __ ] I like your
Telephone back that was a real nice bag so I wake up like that like my bag everything’s like wait you yeah all that well now I get it yeah so it’s just like it’s crazy how big those dreams are how like or just what I’m
Sorry I don’t know we got to this but just like dealing with grief and it’s been like 13 years now which is crazy but like it’d be [ __ ] that come out like damn that would have loved this but what’s that that tweet format I was like damn Whitney Houston would have loved
Her or something like that but like you think about like be out there and um like FAMU like my dad would have been all up and through there like he would have loved that he would have been doing the [ __ ] most like he was the most
Like you think we extra like we get it from because my mom is really chill so people meet our mom is like wow she is she is pretty chill why are your children so insane yeah um yeah but yeah um Beyonce Beyonce okay so first of all I
I tell you all the time I’m comfortable with jealousy and I’m comfortable with Envy right I saw I had already said that I’m gonna put my dress on and I’m gonna go to the concert because you know I didn’t wear my dress okay because it
Broke on my way out the door so I ended up wearing that pink skirt that your sister has that I also have that fluffy pink skirt yes I wore that and I wore my concert T-shirt I put like little disco balls on my skirt like it was like it
Was just a last minute put together situation so um I had said like a week ago like I was just gonna go last minute right but then when Beyonce and Mercedes-Benz put up that statement that was like [ __ ] don’t try that Tick Tock [ __ ] here I was kind of like oh man
Maybe I won’t go but then I saw the footage from the Friday show and I said oh no I’m gonna have to be in the building I cannot miss it so I did wait to the very last minute and buy myself a ticket and um when I got there uh my
Ticket I couldn’t see [ __ ] like I could see I could see backstage which is cool because I could kind of see oh yeah the listening no I could see her it was just I couldn’t see the screen so like I could see stuff I just couldn’t see like
The whole Vision like the whole screen where like if you far away then you could see her so um but I could see dancers in the wings like I could see [ __ ] happening backstage people moving around which I thought was really cool so I do have some of that footage on my
Phone but it was the nosy bleedies baby it was so when she um came out and uh did Dangerously in Love I felt transformed it was very transl Ator I was crying and I was so far away like if if the Dome opened and it started raining it would have hit me
First that’s how high up I was yeah that’s how high up I was so after I after I saw the opening because I’ve seen footage of the shots that I know what’s going to happen basically so I said I told the person I was there with
I said we gonna sit through this and we’re gonna find us different seeds mind you I’m a social butterfly usually I’m not around people who are the same way so I’m like I’m gonna have to work’s personality and get different seats so when that happened first of all after
Our opening set they shined a spotlight against the wall on the section I was in so everybody somebody was finna come down from the [ __ ] Rafters because they did it like a spotlight it wasn’t just like a loose light that was up there it looked like a
Spot so we were like if fiance comes out these [ __ ] steps I don’t know what’s gonna happen and she’s just gonna be the best performer that ever performed to do that and then she didn’t so I was like [ __ ] it so um we went down to section
Two where the little bars and [ __ ] were so you know they have those little bars where you could stand up right there and get a drink and go stand up like if you were watching the sports ball or whatever like you know you go right
There so um we stood there for a while and got a great view of the show it was fantastic then the two tallest hoes in America can’t when I say I have never seen women This Tall just being regular like you know how you like see some tall
[ __ ] at the Cheesecake Factory and you’re like what’s going on and then you talk to him and then you learn it it just a WNBA game in the city and you’re like okay okay that’s why you outside it was the tallest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen
In my life and I try not to talk too much [ __ ] about tall girls because they can’t help it you know what I’m saying and I know that short girls get all the femininity points and oh you so cute and dainty and all of that y’all
I don’t know where y’all should have sat or stood but it should not have been in front of me I was like and I said loud too I said I know you [ __ ] lying and it felt bad cause they both turned around and kind of looked at me like
What do you want me to do yeah I’m saying like I can’t get straight well then with some tall [ __ ] like I’ve never seen anything like that in my life so then um a person behind me was also very tall and then kind of one two down
Up lifted me so I could see a little bit while she was performing and they helped me for as long as they could which was very kind um shout out to that person um I ran into one of my old friends it was her birthday so that was really cool
I saw somebody and then we went down to the 100th section and I got a good view there I kind of sort of wandered into somebody’s sweet and I kind of hung out a little bit I didn’t touch nothing I didn’t get in there feel uncomfortable
But I kind of just hung out until somebody was like who are you here with and I was like I’m just so rich that I don’t know which sweet I’m supposed to be in I just got so much money but I feel like all these
Sweets belong to me so I just left uh but I had a [ __ ] fabulous time I danced in the hallways um the outfits were gorgeous the fact that she did uh thick because that is my song thick she got on there and she got on them bars you know she loved her a
Good ballet bar and she got the gyrating and [ __ ] I loved it like okay so take me in so my POV because I went in Detroit and it was fun and I was like I’m having a blast but I want to see this [ __ ] up
Close you want to taste her sweat I want I want more so so I had bought some floor seats from jump I bought some touristies in like February no I bought them in DC you didn’t sold them because she had an extra date here so I was like perfect so
I’m going Monday whatever and then last Wednesday actually a week ago I think it was a week ago today I had the most Vivid dream about Beyonce um I was in the dream and I was with people I don’t know if it was in Europe or what and we were doing the
Choreography I don’t know who I was with but we’re doing a choreography in front of the door of the concert right like it was just the door then that was the concept right but Beyonce’s on the other side of the door she opened the door
Like I see y’all like wait a minute I know you come in concert door and started like pouring into like you were so funny and you’re so smart you were so listen to her that and I’m like and I fainted in a dream and it felt so
Real and I was like I woke up I’m getting behind I woke up I said let me put some Checkers and saving savings and check it I’m going to the goddamn concert period and I’m looking at her [ __ ] eyes so I told myself like here take the [ __ ]
Tickets I didn’t care take my four tickets I’m going for the be half [ __ ] I’m going to be bad so I I got the rehab tickets it was VIP we ain’t waiting out in a hot sun they gave us a little goodie bag had to wait in line so they
Could see that was VIP and then they did not check my bags I have my little stool in my bag because the girls told me to get the stool put it in my clear bag I put in my backpack they did I don’t know I don’t want to get nobody fired down to
The Mercedes-Benz they did not even glass I could have had artillery in my [ __ ] bag they didn’t check just I don’t want to interrupt you that I had first of all my period came early four days early yeah terrifying somebody gonna be bleeding down to Beyonce like that’s gonna be
Terrible I did not have a clear bag and I just straight up wasn’t [ __ ] buying one I’m like I’m not I’m not I’m already going to the [ __ ] last minute I’m not buying a bag so I had like tampons in my titties and [ __ ] because I didn’t want
To like them to take my purse I did and then title and then I also like have had to throw away a person at a Beyonce concert before so I’m like I’m not gonna be making the same mistake twice so uh my friend I was like hey put these in
Your pocket my lip gloss my ID like put out a shirt in your pockets here we go people had tail fires people had looked they ain’t checked [ __ ] I saw a lady in there with a full one of them medium-sized tell fire I said I know but
Just my luck I would have showed up with my telephone get the [ __ ] up and they would have heated that [ __ ] across 20. so I whatever but go ahead I’m sorry I just they didn’t check [ __ ] they didn’t check [ __ ] I had the backpack I got because I went on Amazon was like
Stadium approved Dimensions clear bag whatever I got in a little back pocket clear I look like a preschooler but I didn’t give a [ __ ] at everything I needed because I forgot my charger the first one I had two battery chargers I know that’s right the [ __ ] USB add some wipes [ __ ] Betty Landing
I need it in that [ __ ] back then they gave me another bag I was like yes I got another [ __ ] bag for the Beehive I walked in and then the backpack was blending in with my shirt when I’m watching he’s like go ahead man I was like I got me a [ __ ] Chick-fil-A
Sandwich they were selling Chick-fil-A Sandwich perfect I got a sandwich now she went camping I was ready water from the house and they didn’t check it so I had my water still which could have been tequila which could have been oh brother I was by myself was perfect because I
Separated from my sister to get into the line and I found a perfect little Nook like right so nobody you knew was with you in the Beehive it’s beautiful so I got some really I made a friend shout out to Brent who was sitting next to me
In the Beehive he was like I came by myself too I was like perfect I needed a friend went to the bathroom together they held my seat and I was like when I put my stool out everybody I was like this [ __ ] is nuts and the smartest
[ __ ] I’ve ever seen good I had my stool I had my sandwich I was ready and I have already been to the concert so I knew how it was gonna go and I knew I stood right where she was gonna sing when she did the slow song which did like flaws
Not flaws nah she did um what’s she saying I care whatever about a piano so I knew it was right by her back again I was right by her for rather die young because I went on Tick Tock The Tick Tock girl said beehive is better than Club Renaissance because she really only
Out in the club it’s not for like full songs right she does most of the show right in the coochie upstairs baby at the time in my life my only regret is that I brought a poster and I spent so much time trying to get her to see the
[ __ ] poster that I couldn’t Fully live at a moment because I’m just like look [ __ ] and like she I saw her see it she could not [ __ ] read it I have my sister make it my sister writes really like Curly and I don’t think she could read what it
Said I feel like I’m because I know Beyonce because we’re so in tune I was like oh brother she didn’t want to [ __ ] my name like by said and [ __ ] it up she just said it all right sir she flew right over what did your sign say it
Says say my name say my name Mel Mitch um but I don’t think she could cause like the e was kind of weird and then that itch on the end she might have thought it was a cuss word or something she might have thought it was all one
Word my sister’s trying to fit it all in the poster so I was like it’s something she probably just couldn’t read it you know that John Mulaney joke where he’s talking about people making happy birthday posters and they go big ass then they realized they made a mistake
So I didn’t know why be up against the end of the poster like this and then they start up with birthday and go a big ass B and so it’s funny sorry no I don’t know because I don’t really know why people like that but like I
Know John Mulaney is the man don’t worry man yes he was Timon yes yes there you go you got it yeah yeah but yes definitely what happened but I saw her seeing and every time she came over there she was like baby I’m I’m trying I
Can’t see that I can see it baby I can’t see the sign her flying through the air is the funniest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen I know and I know that was I know it’s on the mood board I know it is it had to be mm-hmm because she’s just flying yes
Thank you yeah and as I was sitting there I’m screaming my head I’m singing I made friends with the security guards I learned that lesson as a child because when I would be like to do the little fangirl [ __ ] when I went to go see B5 at the Walmart on Gresham Road September
11th wow what a sentence what a sentence and there we got there early and we was flirting and like be not obviously I was 13 so I wasn’t before but my sister was because she got there to saved my spot this baby wanted to see B5 I’m gonna get
Here off of work and I’ll be the first one in line and she flooded the security guards the entire time so when the B5 got there they let us back in the back I got to leave them before I met them yeah so I learned that lesson as a child you
Better bring up the [ __ ] security guards what’s your name Beyonce okay so he was singing if you look at my videos he over there okay I made friends in that [ __ ] we was having a blast in the section and as I’m sitting here screaming I’m just like this is idolatry
And you know what I don’t care you know it’s just gonna have to be what it is I forgot it went well oh yeah and the confetti’s flying I’m looking up at her like this I’m like yep it was talking about in the Bible but you know what fine hey
It’s gonna happen it’s gonna have to be that um my friend was like uh yeah we’re going to CEO Idol tonight I said first of all my idol is Jesus and then my mom and then Beyonce so very shortly after and I’m fine with it and you know what what damn it
I when I say that lady is the hardest working [ __ ] on the planet to sit and watch and it was so fun I could see every expression on her face and like when she was going wrong when they [ __ ] up her [ __ ] airplane pissed and I couldn’t I was like Beyonce is mad
15 feet away from me a compliment professional though I love the way she just rips it out of her ear like she’s ripping a piece of her body off like just so you know she’s mad I was like oh this is excellent she was drinking and this again this sounds like some real
Crazy Stan [ __ ] she had like a she had like a a regular like you know little cuts that you watch like my mama got them because it was like it was green and like in between when they had like a distraction like twins and [ __ ] was dancing over there but she was getting
Some jobs like you better drink to laugh she just like her she drinks with straws she’s just normal she’s just normal but not it was so humanizing for me but also iconic and then people like people get resolution about Beyonce which I’m also delusional about Beyonce but people like
Yeah because when her hair was looking all good it was like oh what’s the glue what glue shoes people like how dare you insane with that you have to answer the wig that’s a real hair it’s not Beyonce’s real hair and you know what let’s be [ __ ] for real let’s be
[ __ ] for real but honestly even if somebody because as a long hair girly non-planned but like why would she wear her real hair out there but like being up close you that’s fine it looks great like she’s been very transparent about wear wigs the fans I know I had to come to terms
Of how short I am though the line of sight and I could not see over that beat oh man and I was very upset about it couldn’t I thought I was musty at one point because it’s a white girl next and I couldn’t smell good because I was
Like having a t-shirt because you know that’s my biggest fish I don’t want to be the busty [ __ ] to be high yeah it was just so much happening but I had the time in my life had my stool and then like the Beehive you can move around so
Like if she goes everybody went over there and all this and one of them dances is [ __ ] fine I know I saw you that [ __ ] I said now wait a minute who who’s this who you for who this [ __ ] who this [ __ ] I saw two [ __ ] for the
Fight too down to the uh section 200 um because everybody was trying to stand at that stand-up bar like where we were at because you could get like a really good view and see me since I’m so skinny now I climb under the stand that bar and
Stood in between the bar and people’s seats so like whatever the top row of the 200 section was I was standing like this like in between it like trying to see and so like some girls did come over there just trying to like big dog their way throughout everybody like and they
Had they had the vibe of like we will will fight in here and so I’m just like I know that’s also my vibe as well so let me just excuse myself because I don’t want to get into like a dick swinging contest with these people about
Like who gonna stand where we all not in the seats that we supposed to be in but they tried to push some girls out the way to like get closer and then the other girl who had to be all of four foot ten was like no no and the girl’s
Like what and the girl was like No And that got to doing this is doing this doing this and I said Lord please don’t let these hoes fight down because they’re gonna put everybody out from over here and the security guard so what I learned also is my last Beyonce Point
Some of the security guards were real real cool because they understand what people are doing and what experience they’re trying to have and some of them were just Top Flight security of the world trying to make it short right trying to make sure people couldn’t like
Move about so like one of the sections we went in the lady I guess she saw in my eyes and I was trying to do it she was like no get out of here and I was just like well I’m looking for because people take their job too
Seriously [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] Beyonce I would do whatever I gotta do to get close and if you think I won’t punch a security guard you’re sorely mistakening I’ll beat your ass but then we went to another one and you could tell that the dude was there
To be a Good Samaritan to concert goers because he let because you not supposed to stand in those little hallways because the fire hazard he didn’t give a [ __ ] he was just kind of like stairs against the wall as you can enjoy yourself that’s how one of the
Security guards was that um not well it’s not Mercedes-Benz no more it’s the uh smoothie is it Smoothie King wonderful Caesar super dumb New Orleans because me and my sister and that’s also a pretty privilege she’ll be nice to you if you’re cute because we were not
Supposed to be on that floor for the Missy Elliott concert we was in the way and we were trying to find somebody else trying to be invisible in concerts when I do [ __ ] like that because I’ll be quiet I never really got to scream for Real by myself if I thought myself but
When I got rid of my sisters I was like I can’t do anything people like I’m not gonna know we’re skipping no shut up shut up stop talking shut up I gotta move with people that’s cool like because like I’m down that’s how I got by Meg because his security was on
[ __ ] but I was with one of my friends who was down for whatever was like you want to go up there yeah let’s go up there and we made our [ __ ] way up there no shut up it’s me something I learned too is that you just gotta be a tad crazier
Than the security in any situation for me what I’ve learned is that when I hear no stop I just keep pressing and chances are they’re gonna let it go because they realize I’m determined so if I hear hey ah stop I’m like and I’m gone and they leave me alone just like that
Um okay let’s we gotta get to them oh no I do have it I do have a game or do you want to play a next episode okay so if you had 24 hours to teach an alien how to pretend to be a human like you’re trying to integrate them in a human
Society what are you teaching them what’s like the first five things that you’re teaching in are we in Atlanta or where are you teaching an alien how to be a human in Atlanta they are raceless but you can teach them how to survive them as a black person you can help them
Be white you could do whatever you want to do their Blank Slate except they are a alien okay I’m gonna teach them how to use an iPhone okay um I’m gonna show them the movie ATL okay they’re gonna watch a little bit of Real Housewives okay so they can just
If you were alien if you pretend to be a gay human I think you could probably get away with it a little better you could pull it off you can pull it off not in a homophobic way obviously Beyonce in town so if you got on some metallic blue
Board [ __ ] nobody gonna say that everybody’s gonna be like yes he teach the alien how to just be gay right and like and you can like whatever you that’s not humanly about it you’re like childhood gauge is gonna be just keep on keep on just drop you right off into the
Piedmont for brunch and you go have a blast and then they gonna teach you how to be human and then you just won’t um anything is possible and then or either that or I’m gonna show them some Nollywood movies and teach them how to scam you’re gonna have a weird alien
Human on your hands but I like it but we’re in Atlanta so true honestly if you you gotta kind of be other to kind of put it with your other otherness a word it’s like intersectionality that happens like I’m an alien but I’m Nigerian so it’s like if you if a
Nigerian alien would go crazy wow yeah wow somebody draw it I know we got some artists draw Atlanta Nigerian alien and send it to us you kind of gotta if you’re trying to blend in with like a white girl it’s gonna get kind of weird but like if you cosplay as
Nigerian or the gays it’s like oh yeah that’s fair oh this is oh you’re dead it’s like it’s cool like right that’s fair I like it I’m into it I think for me the first thing if I could just bundle it all into one would be like
Washing your ass and hygiene like just like I hate to I know you’re an adult alien open that shower curtain so I can see how you wash what whatever you got in there whatever you got up under your suits we washing everything in between them Technical and getting between them
Tentacles and here is some deodorant slash glycolic acid and we put this where stank wherever it staying at I’m sure I’m gonna have to explain stank but because they might not have noses but you we can smell you even if you can’t uh so we’re gonna teach you how to wash and unstink
Um and then we’re going to Sam’s Club and teach you how to teach you how to Sam’s Club so you know how to sustain yourself um and then we are gonna have a movie night I don’t know what movies but we are going to watch some movies that you
Should be able to reference so like from Mean Girls Friday Color Purple easy a just all the movies the good movies that you should be able to reference in a normal conversation um we’re gonna do some reading about feminism you’re gonna be gonna be definitely gonna radicalize cause I’m saying we get
The aliens on our side then there’s nothing we can’t do we gotta get the aliens on them alien population listening I know but the thing is the aliens these [ __ ] been here and I’ve never been so sure about anything in my [ __ ] life these aliens have [ __ ] been here and I want
To know who’s an alien and I cannot believe what all this [ __ ] with Donald Trump who is going to jail is going to prison he going to jail and I can’t wait you big orange [ __ ] you’re going to jail you’re going to prison and they better take your wig [ __ ] going to jail
Imagine his little ass trying to climb up on the top Monk and you know he ain’t got good sense so he’s not gonna get out for good behavior because you’ll know how to act so he’s gonna be in there uh doing revivals just open it up Microsoft Word first of
All [ __ ] Losing Isaiah [ __ ] Iggy Azalea [ __ ] Mario [ __ ] that police chief [ __ ] the ball dog everybody [ __ ] anybody who’s sitting in a [ __ ] letter how [ __ ] and Iggy Iggy Iggy Iggy Iggy Iggy Azalea why would you do that you all ready to fail off the map a
Model Dragon [ __ ] and your first four and you know she taught regular she don’t talk like that she talked like how from wherever she from which I think yeah my mama said that she came when my mama was working at sax she said she
Came in there to buy a bag or return a bag or some [ __ ] and she was facing this way so she couldn’t hear who it was and all she hear is it’s crikey like you know just like [ __ ] Australian [ __ ] oh we got a big one Ryan and my mom
Turned around and Steve irwin-ass [ __ ] Iggy Azalea you cause you’ve been cosplaying a black woman ever since you came out and in your first foray back into somethingness is writing a letter on behalf of Tory Lanez line about like it wasn’t gonna come out [ __ ] because baby one thing about it maybe in
That box making that box making the reporting [ __ ] was gonna report Megan she straps that [ __ ] Mr Robert on her head and gets the [ __ ] going you thought we were gonna find out [ __ ] oh I feel so good and there’s people like oh you advocating for a black man
To go to jail yes yes 100 [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] is not [ __ ] Nelson Mandela Huey Freeman told y’all this 15 years ago every black man who go to jail is not some disenfranchised victim some of these [ __ ] need to be off the [ __ ] Street and he harmed a
Black woman and he did that [ __ ] and won’t apologize I want to acknowledge it we doing all this [ __ ] you did it you did it he needs to be in jail I don’t think and that’s the thing we protect these [ __ ] to our dying day Megan didn’t even press charges in the [ __ ]
State of California did I would have pressed them charges like a panini she better than me and press baby the way I would the way I would have them charges I would oh baby I would I’d have put my whole full body weight on them charges [ __ ] you
Weren’t even gonna say she wasn’t even gonna say [ __ ] and you antagonized her when you [ __ ] when he chopped at the horse foot like somebody psychologicalized did you see that when they was like they did what to us psychological class go on if he said when the um something like
With a narcissist think he gonna get away with some [ __ ] they really just show their ass like why are you doing music videos antagonizing and you know who’s coming out of this a little bit unscathed so I want to like rival rounds the baby we’re not talking about the
Baby enough because he’s trying to have like a rebirth the shake Something song and then and then the other Something song about [ __ ] ghetto [ __ ] we all we ain’t forgot we ain’t forgot you [ __ ] weird [ __ ] you Drake and I will never let it go and I’m
Glad I got my good wig on because when I made my first video they said I look like an Uber driver I got my good wiggle and my titties look good today Drake you [ __ ] dweeb ass [ __ ] you goober as yellow bellied [ __ ] that’s why none of
The [ __ ] you [ __ ] with stay with you that’s what everybody seems embarrassed that they ever gave you the [ __ ] time of day the little white girl from the podcast done unfollow and I think blocked your ass I spice don’t even [ __ ] with you and let me tell you something
About sexy red you got sexy red on that [ __ ] tour you watch your [ __ ] mouth and you don’t be weird because you know what and I I wasn’t initially on board with a sexy red train I was not I didn’t get it at first but [ __ ] I was
In the club and that [ __ ] I’m looking for the holes shake that [ __ ] leave her alone but I’m sick of drinks [ __ ] Drake needs to be slapped yeah he needs to be slapped because what the [ __ ] is your problem he’s still he’s still liking posts he like when Tori put
That weak ass Instagram post so he liked it your [ __ ] goober ass [ __ ] that just shows you that money can’t unlame you money cannot unlame you it can’t ungoober you it can’t undweeb you you just steal some sad ass boy who ain’t found no identity looking for [ __ ] to
Love and every time they don’t want to love you you get upset and you start getting mean you need to go to therapy every new new rap [ __ ] doing it with sexy he did it with whoever the [ __ ] is hot gorilla or whatever the [ __ ] well the next [ __ ]
Gonna be I don’t know a little [ __ ] cause you never see any rap girls that are like yeah Drake because what Drake should be if you’re gonna be reaching out to every because if I was a rapper honestly I might not reach out to every young hot [ __ ] because I don’t really
Believe in like being older and like [ __ ] with like younger people like that but in the event that I was a rapper and I’m gonna try to attach myself to every new talent that comes out what the stories should be is that I met Drake we worked together he is one
Of the best of friends I have in the [ __ ] industry you know what I’m saying or he really did every new [ __ ] but it’s just like it’s the same like how we used to talk about in comedy like dudes don’t want to be nice to you or
Put you on if they can’t hunt you if they can’t [ __ ] you they don’t want to be able to do nothing and it’s just like remember I said that out loud yeah yeah you said that out loud you said that out your mouth but like also like Rick Ross listen
We’re gonna forget the Molly and the champagne thing and we kind of just sped past that and you might be a little weird brother I don’t know you know it was strange but it’s like that’s the thing too like even that clip because he’s just still just talking whatever
The clip with the white man on the boat you’re on camera the white man on the boat the white man don’t know oh my God we can see we can that [ __ ] was terrifying I when I watched it I had to put my phone down like I had to put my phone
Down and turn it over because you were going to big or that girl that’s what you’re talking on camera because you couldn’t you thought they were just gonna let you hunch that girl and she said I didn’t know I was asleep yeah sleep happy sleep places and
Yeah if y’all don’t know what you’re talking about doors and shows it’s called below deck I think I think the below deck Australia or some [ __ ] like that I know they’re Australia and that that man was about to straight up big are that girl and then got mad when he couldn’t because the
Producers didn’t let it happen and then his [ __ ] or whatever the [ __ ] was like gaslighting a girl afterwards yeah apparently everybody gaslit her afterwards from when I went through the thread to see what because I’m not gonna watch the show so I went through the thread to see what happened and
Everybody was like basically everybody was like when she found out like she blowing it out of proportion people were making it more than what it is no they’re not no they’re not oh that’s crazy Australia is not looking good for y’all y’all got Margot Robbie and the
Irwins but everything else I don’t want to see them snakes and tarantulas and cacti whatever the [ __ ] else y’all got y’all got [ __ ] raping on both y’all got Iggy Azalea is not looking we needed the poor Iggy departory Deport Drake too he need to go is he a citizen he need to leave
To go to Justin Bieber why you at it all the Canadians got to get to go Tommy and get [ __ ] Stan’s little brother to go went into a Canadian Suite any Canadian bacon got to go dry no connection and then we got Canadian listeners which
I think we do because when I probably we do y’all can stay the [ __ ] popcorn’s so good but you’re wrong then again she’s okay okay we’re on a tangent but I’m here now miss miss ice ice cream so good ice cream is so good so apparently
She lies about her age and people are like what’s the big deal with her lying about her age entertainers lie about their age all the time so you know that this is sex work right oh and you know how people are getting gratification from it right it’s like a little school
Girl being weird it’s worse than that it’s like a little girl it’s worse than that so any of the NPC sex stuff right the way that people at home are getting off because the different denominations of gifts you give elicit a certain response so let’s say one of the gifts
Is worth five dollars the same video that you’re talking about though right but you know when they it’s like they’re getting off because they feel like they’re controlling the person and making you do it and then that makes them come so her lying about her age and pretending you’re pedo
Baiting yeah you’re pedo baiting bruh weird get her ass out the neighborhood she needs to go too take her ass back to Saskatchewan or wherever she from they need to go Saskatchewan it’s in Canada I don’t like that so honestly if this don’t sound right because we got
Our listeners are Matthew Knowles Turner okay they do not [ __ ] around see it’s always see I’m always being sabotaged I don’t understand okay am I doing all right our listeners God God damn hey you shot strict around this [ __ ] but let’s get into these letters let’s do two letters in
Let’s do two letters we’re gonna do the full letters episode next episode right okay because we just been we just been what we say the title was gonna be okay I got the title In My Head okay thank you um Elisa talking about us making fun of the birdie vanilla yes that’s a
Throwback yes over here okay letter fighting for my life and my man do you want me to read it or are you gonna hear a friend okay you gotta turn a little bit I can’t see okay fighting for my life am a man hello ladies I hope you are doing well today I
Love watching your pie and love supporting two black women just trying to come up in this world bless you both 100 emoji thank you now let’s get into some things I’m a 32 year old black in all caps I know that’s right gay man I
Live in Detroit a city you both seem to be familiar with so how you know how the [ __ ] be niggering here for lack of better terms yes yes we do um I’ve been with my partner for about four years and we decided to move in together earlier this year we met
Through hooking up and figure how you okay we met I got questions we met through hooking up and figured out we actually like each other so we started today prior to the relationship taking a more serious route we both had casual sex partners that had no emotional
Connection it was strictly sex to our eye emoji understanding before we moved in together these are making noise I gotta take them off before I moved in together I lived alone in my apartment which I had multiple stalkerish occurrences notes being left on my door that’s the worst people knocking on my
Doors and windows randomly all in the name of Dick you must got that hammer I’m trying to see what that’d be like I never ever had no [ __ ] like that just kidding that is terrible that that has happened to you but in the event that
You do got that thing on you and you like [ __ ] you know where to reach us um it scared me a little but I let it be known to them that I do not like that my partner always thought it was funny and hot that I was coveted now I feel bad
Sorry we didn’t we sorry oh no we’ll see uh recently at our home we shared now there was a man noticeably lurking around our property gross I thought he may be a little unstable or special needs so I was cautious but not worried my partner never noticed him
Before because they’re very oblivious to their surroundings so one day I see my partner outside talking to Sandman visibly upset so I walk out and check things out in long story short he was an old hookup that was having a hard time letting go of what they had oh so me
Being the man child that I am I burst into laughter the guy got angry and wanted to fight I can tussle like the best of them but in April I got a kidney transplant and a physical altercation could jeopardize my brand new kidneys yes I have four now now that’s what you
Should be explaining um but yes so I backed up and reached into my pocket and pulled out my trusty mouseka tool all this is you in the hood now baby had no intention of harming of harm entering the situation but he initiated it and baby I’m the finisher did you show
Tourism fight me to fight and my partner grabbed him as I shot once in his feet to deter him getting to me and let him know I’m very serious long story short again we both got cuffed but I was releasing he was not my partner is very
Upset with me for how I reacted but my defense is I have to protect myself and they do not understand it Am I Wrong should I have let him attack me should I fought back and risk injury to myself please help me understand my moral obligation to all of this I appreciate
You taking time to read this long ass email hope to hear from you soon baby oh baby I didn’t know the mouseketool was going to be involved all right y’all bring me one of them Waters please oh you had to up the two long up the tool
On him he should let you alone the thing about it is I’m all good for a street fight a [ __ ] break out a gun on me I am so sorry that I even came at you like that you guys I’m not feeling Advance on the original no gun and you needed your
Gun what if one of your kidneys just fell out your ass because you you trying to tell someone lurking around your home for a while and I’m by law I don’t know Michigan law but by law you might should be able to and I’m sorry for insinuating
That you got suckers because you got a good penis but I’m just saying you know man you if you buy you getting off task baby girl I’m sorry I never had no dick head me outside nobody house never I had some dick that
Has made me feel the top of a car to see if it’s warm and after after you done told me you’ve been home all day because why is it hot if you say you’ve been here all day but that’s about it I ain’t never had no dick just had me outside looking around
I’ve had pennies put on my tire I’ve had I’ve had pennies put on my back I may have gotten that from you yeah Penny put on my back passenger tire I’ve had that happen before I’ve also had a [ __ ] give me a flat just so I could not leave my home police help
Um no you’re not wrong that’s short yeah you know you’re not wrong you’re not I think you did but don’t get gun happy now because it sounds like you got a little excited about being able to Detroit [ __ ] love guns they do they do and they love
Pulling the [ __ ] out so I get it you still destroy [ __ ] yeah at the end of the day at 11 59 yes okay letter your advice save me oh hold on you bought that slim jim for me or is that for you oh thank you that’s
Kind that’s sweet I love it it’s very kind thank you Hannah here thank you hello sisters please redact my name if you read my letter on the Pod I just started listening to the show and you have given me advice that came in handy already let me paint a picture oh
I’m a woman married to another woman we have been parallel polyamorous for three years now it’s a big word for Elmo for those that don’t know that means okay great that we don’t share Partners or date anyone together we date completely separately I’m getting to know a man I’m
Really into him I have daddy issues that I’m working through who doesn’t period so I put up with a lot of [ __ ] from my Paramore there you go that should not fly at all I’m a work in progress and should and I’ve come a long way hmm
Anyway last week is my sister’s birthday and she had a dinner in our hometown which is also where my new boothank lives I decided that I was going to try and kill two birds in one stone I asked my boo if I could link up with him after
The dinner he told me that he would have his kids so I couldn’t come by come by okay fine later I mentioned him in the past and I was debating about whether to wear fishnet tights to the dinner or not all of a sudden this [ __ ] was free and
Wanted to see me side eye emoji I told my wife this while I’m getting ready for the dinner and she was not here for it I told her that I needed dick and was going to see him again even though I knew better as I was leaving she told me
Remember what melon tally said because she was the one that put me onto her show and asked her what she meant because y’all be dropping Jim she said they told us that if a [ __ ] is Big about plans changes plan frequently Etc then he has a girl I was flummoxed and
Bex the first 20 minutes of my drive I couldn’t let it go so I asked him flat out if he had a girl we aren’t exclusive or serious I’m Pauly and married but I still feel like this is something I should know this [ __ ] takes back
Something like that oh no no she said someone that she says s-u-m-h like that something like that I had regular speed so do it normal I was so blue she put the clock she put the clappy Emojis yes I did not end up seeing him that night nor did I wear the
Fishness but I’m a work in progress so I will not say whether or not I still talk to you you did you just told us all right melting Emoji upside down emoji Emoji anyway thank you both so much for sharing your wisdom keep trying to save
Us one daddy issue at a time LOL I love that and we’re right anytime a [ __ ] vague he got a fan a phantom [ __ ] that’s what we call that it’s a phantom [ __ ] somewhere it’s a [ __ ] somewhere who is claiming this [ __ ] I didn’t know nothing about parallel polyamororism that’s Andrew we
Love learning stuff pushing P I know that’s right okay we we can’t do this what is this okay cool next one um hi melon tally I hope y’all are well we are I am a big fan of the podcast y’all pretty as [ __ ] funny as [ __ ] and honest
And real and vulnerable period the chemistry is chemistry aim between y’all and I love to see it y’all need a sitcom purr we need a sitcom if you listen I like to pretend that several of my Idols are listening to the podcast listen yes and Issa I like to pretend that they’re
Listening so Isa if you heard this like we we need stuff um and we’re ready to do it yes uh anyways back to the letter anyways I really enjoyed the most recent episode and how honest mail was about was about her time in college and being jaded by
Some things especially at a HBCU opportunities being taken away from you or denied because of someone being a hater or a homophobe let’s get into it I was denied a spot in a fraternity this past year and honestly I was perplexed as to why not acting entitled but I had
An amazing GPA involved in campus activities and overall dope mentality I’m quite Intrepid at times and that trade has been a catch 22. I asked one of the members why I wasn’t selected and they flat out told me that it was because I was gay oh I hope you recorded that conversation
Anyway I was shocked their reasoning was it’s not a good look for the chapter and the organization as a whole I never knew why being gay and in a fraternity was such a bad thing I know plenty of men that are in fraternities that are in the
Closet or that have had to play up their masculinity man I wish OVO was here in order to be accepted by the group so that they aren’t seen as gay where’s the Brotherhood if Brotherhood is About Love For All Mankind see what I did there then why does it matter on who I’m
Sleeping with I just really I’m just really hurt and it’s a sour my experience with this org as a whole how do I navigate this do y’all have any advice on how I can maneuver this where I can make peace with the situation and I don’t end up resentful and bitter P.S
I love y’all we love you too baby too this is great um I love that my my transparency was taken is like wow that’s some real [ __ ] not like [ __ ] heal you know which I could do but [ __ ] that anyway um yeah so this is always been an issue
That I’ve had with fraternities even before I got super radicalized that [ __ ] up but like they refuse to take openly gay [ __ ] because plenty of the [ __ ] is getting let’s be very [ __ ] clear um yeah they don’t take openly flamboyant gay man because it’s a bad look for the
Chapter but they have the abusers and the rape is sitting there leading the chapter maybe the presidents the Deans everything this nigga’s a [ __ ] monster but he got the [ __ ] as long as he’s not gay it’s fine but he’s not gay so and that’s been a problem with my
Mind for a long long and I don’t give Phi Beta Sigma a lot but them sigmas will take a gay man and I and I always appreciate that because the [ __ ] work the [ __ ] are you know great I really wish I knew what organ is but it’s probably one of the big three
Um I could guess and maybe have a outfit yeah it’s probably Alpha I’m gonna guess because the signals would have took you and not this is not me making a sigma joke but I will give Sigma they are really a summation of all fish they will take white it’s always a white segment
It’s always you know and I think that sucks for like the other organizations they miss out on good brothers because [ __ ] want to be weird but also like you shouldn’t be nowhere where you not want it like you also should not be nowhere that you not wanted it [ __ ]
Being weird or squeamish or whatever like [ __ ] them [ __ ] and do you and if the thing about I don’t understand about men I feel like a lot of it and I don’t want to be told so I’m not being homophobic I’m not trying to like I’m not insinuating anything I’m saying it
Plainly what is the problem with gay men being around is it that you’re scared that you don’t want to [ __ ] this person because you’re gonna be spending so much time with them you think you’re gonna think you gay because you hanging out with them you don’t want them all hugged
Up on you when you I don’t know strolling or whatever or whatever when y’all lock up and some one of your friends that you think is straight is somewhere dig harder than algebra thinking about your ass cause he in the closet and y’all [ __ ] be doing gay [ __ ] y’all be doing gay [ __ ]
Anyway a lot of [ __ ] attorneys do is home erotic as [ __ ] let it go right it’s only fun when it’s not wanted like it’s like oh damn you really do like [ __ ] so you can’t lick my balls down right now yeah yeah suck dick to get online but now I don’t want
You to say episode of goddamn law and order it is an older one about the white people and they fraternities and [ __ ] like that that [ __ ] made my stomach turn some of the stuff they was doing to them boys baby I’m still sticking sticking hockey sticks up people’s asses and [ __ ]
And and beating them with paddles until they [ __ ] themselves and all kinds of food they feel it’s a weird [ __ ] if you gonna do all this [ __ ] to me and I gotta let this [ __ ] go as I graduate boy [ __ ] you I don’t want nothing that bad I just
Really don’t I don’t want nothing bad but people doing all that [ __ ] before I mean you you’re gonna have to but um this sweetheart you’re gonna have to be bitter about it until you’re not you’re just gonna have to and maybe if you just really want to be a part of this
Organization wait until you do grad or something I didn’t find a chapter that you really identified yeah something that you really want to yeah because yeah what’s going on what’s wrong oh thank you diligence thank you um but no yeah [ __ ] them man that’s crazy but like even on the yard like
When it’ll be [ __ ] who are interested and [ __ ] and like my frat [ __ ] friends be like hey bro you know such and such he gay and I’d be like your other line brother gay as hell like it just oh we’ll date gay [ __ ] and this is yes
You do sure and then there’s so many guys from when I was like a freshman and stuff that are out now that were just like these stressfully masculine like super hetero guys and now they out and it’s like we could have known a long time ago and you would have been okay
And you spent 10 years pretending to be something that you’re not for what but yeah and like I’ve always been very defensive with them because it’s like I know the closet ones because I have gay friends I’m like oh that’s my ex like that’s your ex and you know as a member
Of a sorority who has our own [ __ ] going on especially like and he’s all y’all ain’t y’all ain’t no real sister y’all ain’t got no Sisterhood y’all don’t even like each other y’all don’t even like yo yo lying brother you ain’t hurt for that [ __ ] in years because he
Can’t come around because y’all everything in the group gay and calling everything f word all this [ __ ] this [ __ ] don’t feel safe around y’all using the F slur in 2023 it’s crazy I saw somebody say it on Twitter the other day and I was like what is this 1984 brother
That’s what you’re talking about who said that yes what the hell what the [ __ ] the people yeah they found some letter that he wrote talking about doing sex with boys I think I don’t know how true it is but it also something else that said that
Barack would say he was attracted a man to get the hose like an artsy kind of way sure if you really just want to be a practice organization to make a difference in all the things honestly because undergrad is just and still be yourself you can make
Differences on your own you don’t have to be a part of organization to do any of those things just continue to be the person that you are and if the [ __ ] don’t want you how you are then [ __ ] them then [ __ ] them because [ __ ] ain’t gonna do right by you
Um okay let’s see okay that’s such a funny subject okay um okay did I read oh that’s my turn Okay letter I’m high key of my friends but dot dot dot hi Queens my name is Alfonso a 25 year old gay he they from North Carolina okay okay we’re gonna call you
Al I’ve been a fan of your podcast for a while I get excited every time I see a new episode I really resonate with y’all’s perspective you feel like encouraging Big Sisters I’ve never had I wanted to seek your advice on making new friends and potentially be locating to a
More inclusive environment in my your mid-20s I graduated college not too long ago and finally feel free to start living on my own in my own terms I’ve been in therapy for the past five years and one of the biggest things I’ve learned is that I thrive when
Challenging pushed to grow as stagnation literally boards my ADHD as to death I’ve noticed that I’ve grown many of my current peers and Friends while I still care for them deeply I’ve realized a complacency within them which is different from my desire to grow and heal from past traumas I’ve tried to
Support them by providing resources and encouragement but there’s only so much a girl can do trigger warning tally your quote unquote daddy issues me your mind so much it’s scary just add in a Sprinkle of physical abuse so I really appreciate your transparency about everything because it makes me feel less
Alone oh man I’m not planning on cutting ties with them but I feel ready to force new relationships with people who share similar interests and passions who inspire me who are willing to grow together my ultimate goal is to save up and move to a place where I can can
Succeed In My Chosen career writing production and animated series acting drag and or all three and living a more inclusive state that respects women’s and lgbtq plus rights this was a lot of set up for this question but contest is always important right I wanted to know
How did you guys approach making new friends and being cognizant of the ones that just want to steal your light in your mid-20s hold on one second it says side note you don’t have to read this out loud but I don’t mind if you do um let’s just read this real quickly no
And it is a part for you down here at the bottom okay so um what I will say about friends I don’t think people are linear I don’t think growth is linear so I think it on the one hand it’s possible that you feel like you’ve outgrown your friends and
They just may not be on the same path as you so like I’m glad that you’re not saying you’re going to stop [ __ ] with them all together because y’all may be ready to be the type of friends that you’re talking about in a year you know
What I’m saying or in two years or in three years so you just everything is cyclical sometimes with me and my best friend we’ll talk every single day you know and it’ll be very close and then sometimes we’ll talk once a week or we’ll talk once every two weeks that’s
Just how [ __ ] goes sometimes so it might not be that you’re outgrowing them y’all might just be in different places and they might not be complacent they might just not be ready to jump off the porch yet you don’t know what they thinking or what they got going on or what their
Dreams are so I wouldn’t I wouldn’t go ahead and describe complacency to them just because you don’t know where they may be at um in terms of like making new friends and like getting and being aware of ones that are trying to like steal your light um with friendships and relationships a
Lot of times people do that whole it’s work you gotta da da da you is and it’s really not your friends should make you feel good about yourself I get into arguments with my friends I get into disagreement we get into disagreements with my friends but all in all the
People that I consider my friends that I have around often make me feel good about myself and I feel my best with them uh with my friends from college I don’t necessarily yeah say something yes yes I don’t know what you’re talking about I saw the name hold on I want to talk
About it when we rap sorry um but yes so like my friends from college um I started and I told y’all that God had to take them from me like I was never gonna stop being friends with them he had to rip them from me but I did
Realize towards the end of the friendship that it was less happy than it was like I was supposed to be the [ __ ] him uh I was supposed to be feeling happier than I was and everything was a problem everything was a conversation we were always having these love and hip hop
Style meetings to discuss issues and it was always a problem when I was getting attention it was always a problem you got to just let some folks go because some people take you more seriously than you take you I’ve learned that a lot too that it’s difficult for people to be
Around me sometimes because I do get attention and especially like being on social media stuff they they take it more seriously and it bothers them more than it should like it is actually very nerve-wracking and bad for my mental health to be doing some of this sometimes even with Tick Tock with
Twitter which I’m going to monetize my Twitter at this point I’m finna monetize it because I’ll just put my PayPal on there and I’ll get paid that way and if I need to get rid of it I can but my tweets should be making money they they should Elon keeps sending me that
Message he right they should be making some money so look out for my blue check because it’s coming but um yeah people see the attention that you get sometimes or people see the moves that you’re making and they’re jealous of it and they don’t even really know how you feel
Behind the scenes behind closed doors so if somebody is really like sucking the energy out of you and trying to take your light or upset that you have a light you just need to let them go because they’re always going to be that way you got to know you gotta have a
Discernment to know what is what like I had this conversation to my with my [ __ ] therapist the other day literally I just had like a whole conversation with him about this I’m just so exhausted like from friendships and people being weird and this and that and just it gets real weird around this
Part so they being weird then sure but like [ __ ] are going through a hard time then just give them the grace to go through that hard time there you go but if she being active or not I’m just saying sheep but like because usually a sheep but like if they’re actively being
Weird actively Second Life you’ve actively just being nasty then [ __ ] them you know but some people it’s like well [ __ ] I I got written this month or whatever the [ __ ] I don’t know what it is we gotta get money but like just I understand that people don’t going
Through because I was going through it for a long time especially when he’s my [ __ ] didn’t start making sense so I was like 26 27. so give people that Grace knowing it just being an [ __ ] and go from there and if and if you lose one friend gotta
Give you some new ones it sure will give me some new friends and then also sometimes you need to be by yourself and that’s a terrible thing it’s a scary thing but like sometimes you just need to know what it’s like to be alone and we all need
Community we all need friends but sometimes I think one of the best things that happened to me is that when I stopped being friends with that friend group I’ve always felt like one of the best things about myself people always say oh I know who I am I
Know who I am I know who I am I have less of a handle on knowing who I am and I have more of a handle on knowing who I’m not and I’ve succeeded so much in terms of being okay with just knowing who I am not what I don’t want what I
Will not abide what I won’t put up with and that alone time I wasn’t completely alone your friendship with me we were growing you know what I’m saying like and I had other community but like I went from having a group of friends that I could call and be like hey [ __ ] you
Want to get some drinks and then we’re going to get drinks or I see you every day you at my house and that kind of got ripped away from me and I took that time to figure out when the next people do come into my life what don’t I want or
What don’t I want around so if you do lose some [ __ ] and you end up not getting no new [ __ ] right off the bat maybe that is the time you’re supposed to take to figure out what you do not want from yourself or from other people because you might not know what you
Exactly do want but you know what you don’t yeah yeah um that was beautiful we need to wrap up I’m trying to see if this I’m going to talk about offline yeah this yeah I’ll put it in here because we need to see I understand there’s anything that was short um
Yeah yeah I think that’s good I think it’s good yeah it’s a good place yeah we’ll do more letters for the next time we’re gonna do it so when we get into this next episode don’t touch nothing don’t ask nothing you’re gonna do the joke of the week we’re gonna do joke of
The Week With No Game No game we shouldn’t because we got to read all these we can do a game we can do a game we can do a game and we’re gonna read these letters okay okay no wait wait wait before we do the buy like subscribe follow tweet do all the
Things share the podcast share it with your friends oh and let me say something on here this is personal if I have any family and friends listening to this podcast and you think you can shame Me by talking to my parents or my grandparents about the [ __ ] that I say
Or do online then people know who the [ __ ] I am been known who the [ __ ] I am and they never gonna stop knowing who the [ __ ] I am I got parents that are proud of me so if you think that you can share my content with my parents and
That they gonna be embarrassed they done seen it before heard it before see me say it on stage and they used to read my diary behind my back so they know who the [ __ ] I am [ __ ] family members I don’t even [ __ ] talk to trying to shame me to my mama are you
Crazy [ __ ] you yeah don’t get beat at Christmas sorry bye bye
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