Black Christmas | The Hawthorne College Secret Society Hunting Sorority Girls

I think I started the light hey you know what’s up hey where are you I’m heading to the lot wait you’re not coming back I told my grandma be home for breakfast in the morning well I were to just Secret Santa and I got the perfect Lyndsey gift that’s what it is

I don’t know what Lyndsey think perfect good oh my god you told me yours disappeared and every girl needs a little self-care now you never need a man well at least I got something to look forward to next semester love you Lyndsey have a great I have a final in 10 minutes and I can’t find my diva cup how do you lose a diva cup with abandon Riley what the heck I had no idea you were so good on stage why am i singing tonight should be you where did you find that Chris sent up to me she said that watching the woman who inspired our song would inspire me but it just made me

Realize that the b-team fee isn’t brilliant or bodacious or breathtaking or ya know barely able to keep it together but cuz I’m so nervous the day of that performance I totally lost my voice and I couldn’t say did you do I was doing everything I was going

Salt water I was drinking tea I was rubbing peppermint oil all over my body but my big sister Beck’s gave me this it’s been passed down from you to move for generations and it’s meant to give whatever sister has it courage it swear to God the second I put it in my hair

And my voice came back calories nervous yeah wait are you are you giving this to me as your designated big sister as my job to take care of you that’s what I’m gonna do Wow thank you Hey mom yep no no way no I said I’d call you back but it’s 11:50 okay right I gave you that call here the dress I borrowed from you all nice clean ready for the orphans dinner tomorrow hold on is it bad were playing it orphans dinner

Since your wait my parents are dead I mean you can totally call it the orphans dinner oh okay good cuz I thought it sounded cute like Dickensian or something where do you want me to put this fine you can keep it I never wear it anymore Christmas is the time for

Looking sexy Halloween technically it’s every holiday can someone figure out how to turn that thing off well if it’s already morning thank you I’ll leave it here for you for when you change your mind I won’t yellow I won’t

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