Yo homie I’m not supposed to say anything but you have nothing to worry about you’re in Vietcong got it well not exactly I mean you’re cooling off but Carlton well he’s not exactly our type What do you mean not our type well Carlton is not like you and me you know what I’m saying no I don’t know what you’re saying we’ll Compton doesn’t exactly exemplify what I think a Phi Beta Gamma is oh and what is that well it’s not Ralph Lauren
Shirts and wing tip shoes in corporate America we don’t need a brother like him in this fraternity man he is exactly what you need in this fraternity recon has been a straight-a student since preschool it gives you a 150% every time look will I realize he’s your cousin and
You have to defend him but this discussion is closed Come on man let’s go I didn’t get it what look I don’t know man come on just let’s go how dare you not take we’ll be full of potential that’s why we wanted it’s you we don’t what me but I did everything I cooked I cleaned a hand
Wash the toilets everything your Butler does for you I’m not accepting no prep school bell our bread sellout into my fraternity you can stop all the wait will I got this one you think I’m a sellout why because I live in a big house where I dress a certain way or maybes because
I like Barry Manilow Barry White y’all being black isn’t what I’m trying to be it’s what I am I’m running the same race and jumping the same hurdles you are so why you tripping me up you said we need to stick together but you don’t even know what that means
If you ask me you’re the real soul Yeah that’s right boy and in the words of my illustrious cousin we will make like a tree and leave like you don’t speak for the rest of us dog I’m gonna have you kicked out of here make like a tree and leave I never say that it’s make like a banana and split
I’ll keep that in mind alright you’ve gotta take this for me tomorrow Hey we looking at the newest Phi Beta Gamma no apparently I’m not enough of a brother to be a brother what pledge leader said he didn’t like sellouts well who does I mean you wait and wait and wait when you finally get to the front of the line everything’s gone
You know this this really irritates me I have worked very hard to give my family a good life and suddenly somebody tells me there’s a penalty for success I’m sorry you had to go through this son when are we gonna stop doing this to each other
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