ANYHOW, WE DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO WASTE SO HERE’S YOUR RACIST STUFF FOR TONIGHT. >> THE NATIONAL CHAPTER OF SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON SHUTTING THEIR UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA CHAPTER AFTER THIS SHOCKING VIDEO SURFACED APPEARING TO SHOW MEMBERS USING A RACIST CHANT. >> Larry: RACISM DOESN’T EXIST ANYMORE, LARRY.
( LAUGHTER ) WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FOCUS ON RACE ON YOUR SHOW? JUST STOP. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU FIRST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? SERIOUSLY, RIGHT? I’LL STOP TALKING ABOUT RACE WHEN PEOPLE STOP BEING RACIST. AND QUICK NOTE TO PEOPLE CAPTURING RACISM ON THEIR
PHONES, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOOTING VERTICAL VIDEOS? HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ASPECT RATIO WIDE SCREEN? I WANT TO EXPERIENCE MY HATE IN 16:9 NOT 2:5, ALL RIGHT. JUST SAYING. I GOTTA GIVE CREDIT WHERE THE CREDIT IS DUE. THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA TOOK SWIFT ACTION.
>> THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA PRESIDENT DAVID BOREN HAS EXPELLED TWO STUDENTS RELATED TO THE RACIST CHANT INCIDENT. >> Larry: THAT’S RIGHT, THEY ALSO KICKED THE FRATERNITY OFF CAMPUS. SO DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T BE SEEING ANY MORE OF THOSE FRAT BOYS UNTIL THEY’RE YOUR CONGRESSMAN. RIGHT. WELCOME TO AMERICA, EVERYBODY. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS. ( LAUGHTER ) WHO’S SUPERVISING THESE FRAT BRATS, ANYWAY? I MEAN, WASN’T THERE AN ADULT PRESENT? >> OVERNIGHT ANOTHER VIDEO HAS SURFACED. THIS ONE APPEARS TO SHOW THE FRATERNITY’S 78-YEAR-OLD HOUSE MOTHER. >> Larry: OH, THAT’S GOOD. A HOUSE MOTHER.
FINALLY, THE VOICE OF GENTLE REASON, OH! WHAT IS THIS? WHAT DOES LITTLE ANGEL HAVE TO SAY? >> Larry: MAN, OKLAHOMA! WHAT THE ( BLEEP ) IS GOING ON THERE? SERIOUSLY! SHAME ON YOU, LADY. YOU’RE A FRAT HOUSE MOTHER. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
>> IN A WRITTEN STATEMENT, GILBOW SAYS SHE IS HEARTBROKEN BY ANY RACIST PORTRAYAL. SHE DOES NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF DISCRIMINATION AND SHE WAS ONLY SINGING ALONG TO A RAP SONG. >> Larry: OH, OH, REALLY, RACIST GRANDMA. THAT’S A SONG? WELL, WHAT SONG IS THAT?
♪ DON’T BELIEVE ME ( BLEEP ) DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪♪ >> Larry: SORRY, FRAT MA, MY BAD. I GUESS YOU CAN SING IT, BUT MAYBE NOT WITH SO MUCH GLEE. ANYHOW, TO HELP GIVE SMUS MORE PERSPECTIVE ON THE S.A.E. FRATERNITY CULTURE, 1990s OKLAHOMA FRAT GUY, D-TRAIN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS FOR JOINING US, D-TRAIN. >> LARRY, PLEASE, DON’T CALL ME D-TRAIN ANYMORE.
I’M AN ADULT. I WORK ON WALL STREET. CALL ME DENNIS. >> Larry: ALL RIGHT. >> DEEP DICK DENNIS. BOOM! WHASSUP, BRO? >> Larry: I THINK I’LL JUST GO WITH DENNIS. >> DEALER’S CHOICE, BRO, DEALER’S CHOICE >> Larry: I’M ASSUMING YOU SAW THE VIDEO OF YOUR SAE BROTHERS. >> I DID, IT WAS DISGUSTING.
I COMPLETELY DENOUNCE IT. YOU CANNOT USE THAT WORD. >> Larry: GOOD, YOU TOTALLY AGREE. I’M WITH YOU. >> I COULDN’T AGREE MORE, THAT WORD IS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE. CLEARLY THE SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN. ♪ THERE BE NEVER BE A BLACK GUY IN S.A.E. THERE WILL NEVER BE A BLACK GUY IN S.A.E.
>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON. I DON’T THINK YOU SEE THE POINT. >> OH, GOD, I’M SO SORRY. WHAT DO YOU GUYS GO BY NOW, AFRICAN AMERICAN? I GOT IT >> LET ME TRY THAT ON FOR SIZE. ♪ THERE WILL NEVER BE AN AFRICAN AMERICAN AT S.A.E.
♪ THERE WILL NEVER BE AN AFRICAN AMERICAN AT S.A.E. ♪ ♪. >> Larry: STOP IT! >> YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT, THE AFRICAN AMERICAN THING DOES NOT WORK. IT TOTALLY SCREWS UP THE RHYTHM. NOT THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT >> Larry: LOOK, THE ISSUE HERE IS NOT THE SPECIFIC WORD.
IT’S THE SENTIMENT THAT YOU’RE EXCLUDING MINORITIES. >> DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. ( LAUGHTER ) DUDE. MAYBE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A FRAT IS, DUDE. IT’S NOT ABOUT EXCLUDING ANYBODY. IT’S ABOUT INCLUDING PEOPLE WHO ARE EXACTLY LIKE YOU. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Larry: THAT REALLY DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
>> BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED THE BONDING WITH YOUR BROS, BRO. LARRY, UNTIL YOU GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER ON A CHILLY EASTER SUNDAY AND RUN ACROSS A FOOTBALL FIELD FOR SIX HOURS WITH YOUR THUMB UP EACH OTHERS’ ASSES YOU’LL NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT BROTHERHOOD IS ABOUT.
>> Larry: I HAVE TWO BROTHERS AND I’M A BROTHER. I UNDERSTAND BROTHERHOOD. >> WHATEVER, DUDE, WHATEVER, DUDE. >> Larry: D-TRAIN, EVERYBODY.
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