Cuz you’re the head of the African American Studies department we thought you’d be the best person to talk to okay well how can I help you ladies we want to learn everything we can about african-american history and social behaviors just everything well great you know what there’s a book that I want you
Ladies to read it’s the Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison oh I don’t like fantasy stories too much yes science fiction it just doesn’t and we don’t have a lot of time because they are really up our butts about you know quizzing us yes fast so just icky quick if you could
Throw some black stuff into our heads yeah so we could walk away with lots of black knowledge mm-hmm that’s what we would love black stuff yes black stuff like what ooh just everything yeah black facts like where you learned music why every likes those big 40-ounce kind of
Beers rather than just a little one is it good to get it all at once or are you why you’re shy of water mm-hmm no ladies what you’re doing is you’re making a generalization of all black people hmm no we don’t all like 40 ounces okay i’m
Not sure where the water thing is coming from not sure when you were told but that’s like me saying to you do all white people eat people oh no you don’t that’s crazy Geoffrey DOM is white remember him mm-hmm so can’t you see how ignorant that is for me to assume that
Because one white man like eating people that all white people would eat people can you see where that would come from mm-hmm-hmm what if we said most black people to do certain things that is that better more fair you know I can tell you ladies are the type that will clutch
Your purse when a black man passes you on the street and that’s racist no you are actually really wrong professor Davis we are not racist we love most luck we’ve met we found to be funny fast and economical yes I had a sexual awakening because of a black man
Oh she I got in it so he was very black uh-huh ladies because I’m a professor mm-hmm I can’t say and do what I really want to do right now because what I don’t want to do is put my black foot up your white asses
Oh man hello mr. roofie are you insane I don’t know if anybody wouldn’t roofie to anybody would have been you mr. 13 shots of tequila I wouldn’t put anything past you look yes I have a lot of tequila but it doesn’t mean all of a sudden I am a
Homo last time I checked you haven’t been with a girl pretty much since I’ve known you so so I don’t lower my standards to be with a guy especially another guy like you whoa time out there are plenty of people they were lower their standards to be with a guy like me
Okay I know how you work I know the gays they like to recruit I’m g’day I’m not recruiting anybody to be gay okay i can tell you look at me you want me oh yeah i want you i want you so bad I can i
Getta wait I can’t wait to see you naked in the shower yes I can just jump your bones hey Steve I can’t believe that we would be racist and not even know it shake it off because we are not racist you know we love black people me come on
Ever since we were little kids we always wanted black friends am i right just because we’ve always wanted black friends doesn’t mean we’re not racist young listen I am going to prove to you that we have not one racist bone in our body ok just watch this excuse me young
Man can I talk to you for one second over here would you mind holding my hand bag thank you oh excuse me sir for the football could you take my purse please ok boys you just hold these for a moment we’re gonna be right over there and
There are valuables in there yes you heard me we’ll be right back thank you look we’re all the way over here I’m fine I’m fine about it I am not worried that is real leather how about that I can’t get over it is so exciting I have
My passport in there oh my word and that lipstick mm-hmm that was $32 lipstick and I love how you look tonight thank you very much and everything is cash I have no desire to turn around and see what’s happening not for a second mm-hmm congratulations you are not racist let’s
Go hmm thank you very much that was really good well done let me fish in here there you go I didn’t question you for a second thank you watches online surprise a little pop quiz for you too okay one year with alpha beta founded 1928 what our sorority colors blue
Purple red sir what is our motto we give we learn we be devoted its we are devoted right get up please i efficiently visa fire horse Hannon front and center right right hand writing sitter leo stand up straight we’d the ladies of alpha beta challenge you
Pledge ease to a date dash you will have one hour to find a date and bring them back to the alpha beta house how we gonna get a date at 3am I don’t even have any lipstick on girl lipstick or not you can get a date at 3pm oh that’s
Why it’s called a challenge we’re up to 58 minutes ladies I’ll see you at the alpha beta house then yeah black ball busters tell me how many men if you lied to today i’ll be any off the top will you bring Robbie okay five minutes is there Dirk and
Donuts only place open 24 hours yeah we could not find any black boys so we got a Mexican and a Chinese that should be close enough who said they had to be black well that little piece of information would have been helpful about an hour ago
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