Whoa no it’s me it’s all of me hold on and you know what there’s a lot there’s a lot happening on camera here hold on what you’re seeing is evidence that I recorded a new video essay since the last time I streamed there there we go for for some reason when I’m
Doing uh video essays so I have to switch the the way that it focused is when I’m streaming the uh Focus autofocus works fine when I’m recording the actual video essays that need to look nice it simply does not function and that’s a nightmare the great s thank you for the
Resubscribe uh and that’s so that’s why I was also out of frame hi everybody anyway the the point is there’ll be a new video essay coming soon uh and I hope you like it I don’t know what to say about it uh I hope it will be enjoyable and useful
Uh here’s the question okay yeah uh so we’re back playing lies of PE is it about the Wicker man um no was trying to think if there was a way in which it is obliquely about the Wicker man but it’s not um but I’ve started doing research on
What I hope to be the next video essay it depends on what the timing is um but it’s one that I’ve been wanting to do for literal months and the time snuck up on me so we’ll see if I can get it done in a timely manner um I really I should
Have already been done by now that would have been the most timely manner but we’ll see anyway uh it’s going to be a good video I’m really excited about it I’m also excited that the the research I have to do for this is to just watch
Many seasons of a show that I really like sorry to be vague sorry to vague post on on mainstream uh but it’s going to be a good one everybody Sunday uh where am I at physically and emotionally it’s it’s like Fair season in the midwest September mostly
September cuz September used to be when it got cool and so it was really fun to go out and go to parks and Art Fair and and local shows and stuff like that um but that doesn’t happen anymore CU because of global warming it is uh really
Warm and it’s just like no longer a super Pleasant time to go out and do fairs but the fairs haven’t changed and so I don’t hate that um and so I beat this guy you missed it on stream it was cool though Night Market see that’s what
That’s what it needs to be we all need to switch to doing night markets when it’s cooler out um but so I spent all of yesterday walking and at the end of the day I had walked so much that my body was very tired talk to who this
Dude that’s what I was like this puppet whoa no don’t stand up hey bud should I put you out of your misery oh you’re out I think your misery is out okay uh so I walked all day and it was really tired and my body hurt at the end
Of the day so I was like I know what’s going to make my body hurt less I’m going to do some yoga and that did make my body feel like magnitudes better at in the moment but now today I woke up and I’m just like oh no I actually made
It so I hurt in my legs and my arms it’s the good kind of pain um but it is pain and that’s why oh the hotel security excludes puppets like you like me so you’ll have to lie to get inside you’re a special puppet after all that’s right I’m Timothy sham the most
Special puppet of all oh man look all these [ __ ] up puppets moonstone is not from this world however is the most optimal enhancement in material wow there’s a lot more text there that I didn’t read that’s probably fine oh nose oh man I can’t wait to commit a sin by lying to Some
Humans I got to stretch again to make the pain go away that’s the cycle that’s how they get you that what they don’t tell you about yoga is that H it’s a pyramid scheme but the pyramid is you trickling down your pain to the next day it’s like it’s like when you’re hung
Over and you have a Bloody Mary in the morning it’s like you’re not actually oh I have to make a choice I’m totally Humane covenants forth FL a pet cannot Li welcome to Hotel I just unlocked an achievement called first lie I applaud hello thank you for the
Resubscribe anyway yeah if you just keep stretching then you never have to deal with the pain of having stretched that’s the trick about yoga it’s the good kind of pain I’m in the good kind of pain and it’s not a lot of pain but it is just like comedically my arms Creek all
This more games should have like a delayed title screen like that that ruled oo is this like a flashback Wo credits I love this I love what’s happening are we getting [ __ ] backstory this has got to be jepetto right this Colonel sandel Zin [ __ ] Okay I beat it I beat the game everyone so that was Li of PE uh here we’re getting all the backstory that we just didn’t bother to read in the Game making his puppet out of chicken oh Taxidermy uh-oh that was a little boy falling in love with his piano teacher puppet and that’s going to [ __ ] him up for life oh no wait is this actually about uhoh uh is this about the poor rising up against the wealthy and how that’s a bad thing oh god well that’s horrifying all
Those legs dangling out of that container is pretty Upsetting yeah it’s literally about the puppets rising up against the people but is it is it potentially allegorically about about the underclass rising up that’s me P stands for [Laughter] proletariat more of an allegory of the dangers of AI I don’t I don’t think AI
Is going to raise up and murder me but that might reflect uh the fact that the media representation of AI has shifted since Terminator oo look at her jacket Girl good textures look at that the under buttons on that collar so happy to see you lies of private property I am Sophia yo I’ve been waiting for you searched all over the city of crop to find you you must have questions jepetto will have answers jepetto but we
Have to find him first all right he was last seen on aisian Boulevard ol of crot is dangerous for humans and that neighborhood is one of the scariest please find japedo on alisan Boulevard who this little boy I’ll explain more once you find him I well Nicholas that’s what I say
When I’m like uh at PR ski and my friends show up I’m like oh God I searched everywhere for you but I’m clearly like for glue gines in i’ I’ve been I’ve been cuddled up as a burrito next to the fire for 4 hours oh hey y’all I was I was looking all
Over for you okay so here’s our doll she’s going to help me level uh let’s do what he is going to give me stamina let’s do stamina Sher D thank you for the resubscribe cribe you hate it here lie I’m glad that this game is teaching
Chat to lie I’ve been wor you’re so innocent chat I just worry about you out in the world uh I don’t know what Advance does it seems to have something to do with damage reduction stuff which I’m empathetic about because I never get hit so it doesn’t matter to Me Vitality let’s double down on stamina hold on all right look at giny I think he’s in shock that’s proof you’re broken the real geminy isn’t so calm I’m knowing wait take this pocket watch C is a big bit big hat Gregory watch I assume your username is a
Reference to the Dark Souls careful clever one I worry this game isn’t going to have cuz here’s the thing about the souls games they’re [ __ ] crazy the design element so much of that game is just like Bonkers and I do worry that this game isn’t going to be Bonkers I
Don’t think I have any records yeah is this our Blue Fairy analog yes and also our doll character analog hey what’s up unexpected guests are welcome we don’t our doll from bloodborne our she’s our our I don’t know she’s our Wu I don’t know a better way of saying it for a Souls
Game who I knew from the moment we met the George of PTO puppet he might have a few loose screws look at her [ __ ] outfit skills are un look at her [ __ ] hat it’s a shame look at that embroidery Boulevard and he never came back I’m
Furious turn up soon we’ll have to make a new coffin I forgot I was keeping sister mommy wife doll yeah something like that is what Pat said it’s accurate but I think it’s better off with you please find that old man and do take care of yourself out
There Antonia I’m about to get someone’s memory and show off clothes okay have no idea so many Secrets I approve of her fancy hat yes it’s really good it’s got It’s got flowers and Feathers I love that and a hat look at that the inset the white inset has lace
Oh she’s got cool like spat like shoes oh I’m furious lady you don’t know how hot you are now I know you’re looking at this picture of what I presume is yourself as a as a youngster you need to see you need to appreciate how cool you look now let’s
See uh how do I in my equipment oh I don’t have I haven’t unlocked his little sailor boy outfit yet I hope I remember where to pick that up by which I mean to say I don’t remember where I picked that up so hopefully I come across
It if this is a Tru Souls like one day you’ll possess her clothes and feel profound regret yeah Yeah oh I can teleport that’s cool new storage I don’t need that [ __ ] so I think that’s the way to the rest of the game so oh yeah here’s the workshop lady I heard about you from chapeto but to see you in person wow you should take this chapeto left it with Me oh I just heard the little sound that said my controller disconnected there it goes okay she is cute right Eugenia hey Moon basket Legion arm is special equipment that is equipped on the left arm each Legion arm has its own combat ability can be modified
Okay I think what I have now I think the puppet string the humorously named thematically named puppet string is a zipline if I remember correctly the sound of it alone that Craftsman manip comes only from the hands of jepetto look at this little you must be something else a custom arm from jepetto
Himself is quite an accessory oh I forgot to introduce myself I am Eugen from the workshop Union eugeni I know my way around weapons of all kinds I’m sure Master japedo would agree if any of your weapons need work bring them to me we’ll do look at this [ __ ]
Woodpecker H I love it I love it so much dang lady you got a lot of got a lot of equipment back here do you have a do you have an what what I organized this place according to the rules so don’t touch anything look
At what insanity is this can I pay you yes oh no is it cuz I’m a Puppet oh no oh man but look there’s a little there’s a little kitty there’s a little kitty on a pedestal oh it’s a little scratching tree spring it’s got name in a fish and it’s called Spring oh no these are so cute these look like something I would
Like to have had made in blender can I I’m going to try one more time and I know that this is disrespectful for the cat but I have to try okay all right okay you don’t like me cuz I’m okay a well now the only thing I care
About in this game is becoming human enough that that cat likes me so I guess let’s go I know my way around a weapon o can I do this okay if you have Moonstone oh I do have a moonstone Eugene can help you upgrade a weapon’s blade okay weapons attack power
Will increase when you upgrade the blad some blades can only be upgraded with a special Moonstone okay I do have a moonstone so I can upgrade this let’s see about handles okay what do I need to upgrade I need a I need a motiv motivity
Crank I see okay or a technique crank or an advanced crank motivity crank is like the opposite of Procrastination if you want to test your skills or try new techniques head for the garden the stalkers captured a puppet to use for training don’t look at me like that everyone hates puppets I know whose side you’re on a stargazer is a survival device used by the stalkers it powers itself by
Accumulating and absorbing AO spores in the air gross the stalkers installed stargazers all across the city once they’re recovered we can put them to use I know my way around let’s upgrade my weapon all right so it looks like this just increases attack which you know I don’t Hate okay all right yeah let’s do it all right and now need two moonstones to increase it further that’s fine it’s just occurring to me that I think I might have gotten that little sailor boy from that lady from talking to her multiple times people have no idea so many
Secrets are buried in CR thanks for keeping me company would you like to reward me you curious about with a little sailor boy outfit I see you’re here that means you can lie your lies are a rare ability you’re able to choose your own path Unbound by
Anything people on the outside are still afraid of Puppets lie to protect yourself and find your path okay I’m an old friend of jetto his son is like family to me is that me am I make yourself at home you’re always welcome here at the hotel
If you have any questions ask my butler poina poina I see you’re here people have no idea thanks for keeping okay so it’s not from her maybe poina will hook me up do you have a little sailor boy outfit for me to help you no Argo is the miracle without Argo
There would be no when you move you tap gather more arago in the folklore of crot a cricket often acts as a guide that is why basket yes I’m with became popular love a mil who encourages me to lie is unique he’s more than just a guide yeah
Antonio’s whole her her [ __ ] outfit is just incredible I really I really respect a game that goes in on the outfits also her outfit like the this sort of like Sherlock Holmes in but like in the soft blue that matches her hair I mean come on come on I should have more clothing
That matches my hair okay oh this is where I can practice my zipline okay wow this one doesn’t have arms this is really gruesome I feel I feel weird about attacking these clearly like still kind of moving and living creatures the zombie Vibes is Bonkers alternatively die hair to match your
Clothes uh I’m trying to think of what color I would have to dye my hair to match the majority of my clothes I mean if I went back to being like a redhead was I was briefly a redhead for a while in college and I looked amazing but boy
Boy howdy were men super creepy about it but it was nice I did like being a red head other other than how hor horrible dudes were about it D my hair black I mean black is going to go with everything so uh if you already have a
Black wardrobe then that’s uh it’s a good through line Rosa wait I’m sorry I need the Rosa Rosa Isabella Street entrance key as a natural redhe head I confirm men are weird about it it’s just one of those things this is my experience I’ve been thinking about this recently is
That there are there are certain things that you can do that will like trigger uh this sort of insane reaction in men I think about that a lot when I wear crop tops because there’s some dudes who are like otherwise seemed normal but then if they can see one
Single inch of your belly flesh become insane like they just like no longer appreciate how to talk to a normal human being and being R the redhe headedness is one of those things where it’s like I I just get the impression that some dudes are like oh you’re redhead this
Gives me permission to talk to you in a way that is wholly unacceptable uh I know it’s just one of those things and I it’s like it’s it’s genuinely like it’s so weird because you can purchase items from well I would love to purchase some items where the hell was
Polanda oh wait you know what I don’t know if I talked to the person behind the counter hello welcome to Hotel my name is poina I think red hair in general has been please let me know how I may be sexualized and fetishized in our cultureal walk hand in hand welcome to
Hotel CR the fact that it’s not common is probably part of it I think you see this in video games a lot I saw something really funny somebody was like Hey game developers a white woman with red hair doesn’t count towards diversity it was something like that which I think is really
Funny you don’t have a little sailor boy outfit for me either Infuriating I don’t really need any of this stuff I hope I pick maybe I pi pick up the the red sailor boy outfit off a corpse the grand Covenant is a set of absolute commands imprinted on puppets when they are made first law all Second Law a puppet may not harm
Humans Third Law a puppet protects and serves humans fourth law a puppet cannot lie I’ve told okay I I’ll I I might have talked about this on stream before but another one of those weird triggers aside from crop trops and redheads uh is there was a really long period of
Time uh when I was growing up like basically the earliest I can remember is like pre high school and the latest I can remember is like when I was in college uh is that when adult full ass grown adult men would hear that my name was Jenna they’d be like like Jenna
Jameson uh who was very well-known porn star at that time and uh genuinely genuinely impossible to know what to do as um a pre-teen girl when somebody says that to you genuinely just like what how how where do we stand now you and me sir how do we move forward as two human
Beings um and what’s nice about that is that I know immediately to never talk to that person again and so I don’t you know when people do stuff like that it’s really it’s it’s really a huge relief because it’s like okay we’re done talking forever that’s simply it goodbye from my
Life for the rest of all time uh so it’s stuff like that I and it’s just like the vast majority I’ll say hash notall men like the vast majority of men do not do that but what it is is that it’s always surprising when you engage with somebody
Who you thought you knew and then you’re suddenly wearing a crop top and they’re just let’s be more careful uhoh the black rabid Brotherhood I hate these guys that was scary but don’t be alarmed my name is geminy we’ll talk later we’re safe uh no the weird the weird thing is
Is like when you engage with a dude for like a year and you’re like yeah I totally know this dude he’s chill and then suddenly you wear one crop top and it’s just like you you have to categorically read position what you think of that person and he I guess that
The dudes are probably doing that to me they’re like I didn’t think I I would never have guessed this person would wear a crop top this changes everything I know about them and how to talk to them but like maybe it shouldn’t I don’t know men be like I can casually
Reference porn in conversation with children yeah yeah uh and they would always like for a longest time they would assume that I didn’t know who Jenna Jameson was because I think they always thought that they were the first person to ever make that reference
Um and for a long time I didn’t and then I don’t know sometime in high school I figured it out in some just cultural osmosis way and then as and then by the time I was in college and it was the like to was like not happening as much
It it was so clear to me that this was like not for me but for the other men nearby that this was just like an expression of like I don’t know I’ve talked about this before the way in which humor is used to uh make you put put you in a group with
Some people and exclude some people from that group and it’s one of those things where it’s like men would would titter and say Jenna Jameson because it it put them in a fraternity with other men who engaged with porn and excluded me but it was one of those things where it’s like
That’s my [ __ ] name so like what how how what are we doing here what are we doing here and like you’re ostensibly having a conversation with me so like what do you think I don’t know it’s just one of those things where it’s like I’m not
Even an object in this situation I don’t I don’t exist in this conversation for you functionally and it’s just like really difficult don’t okay oh we’re all just people and you just gota you just got to be chill you just got to be chill everyone like I was with that puppet
Ass I seem to remember there being dogs in this area throwing cell uh dog dogs not uh p puppet puppet dog dogs does that make sense uh the the scary kind of Boulevard was a regular rich people row you wanted fancy boutiques and shops no place
Better that was long go before the per frzy I don’t know I don’t know how to engage with the the class stuff already happening in this game ow oh I have to unlock it on the other side okay okay okay HS yeah me me Pinocchio hey we’re all just
People here you know we’re all trying to figure out who’s doing all this puppet stuff don’t shoot me that like sucks dude thank God for interrupt poery thank you for the prime gaming subscribe star fragments Grant human wishes what that’s all I read of that it was really perplexing this feels like a
Trap ooh oh defense part slots equipment what What okay more weight but better damage reduction a lot more weight but a lot more damage reduction okay let’s see how does how does that affect my let’s see where can I find my stats there we go no that’s not what I was looking for there we go uh okay stamina Legion guard
Regain I was hoping this would show me my weight oh I guess okay 56% I guess is where I’m at I’m going have to investigate because I assume I assume that this is doing uh a Souls like or Elden ring or bloodborne style thing where it’s like the weight that I
Am carrying is going to have un effect on my ability to to Juke and dive and weave and Dodge ah ah [ __ ] did that kill me God damn it okay okay I finished my coffee God I wish I had more coffee all right now I’m going to ignore all of these
Lads going ignore all of them except the dog cuz I feel like the dog will be able to run me down yeah you there uhoh uhoh the consequences of my [Laughter] actions gamer okay big gamer hour bye suo okay let’s go ahead and heal all right look at this guy
No game there we go oh good any game in which you have fall damage you should also be able to leverage that fall damage against your enemies what do you do you going to drop this ladder for me okay okay so this is right outside that
Pit all right not that I’m going to die again but if I did now I know Jim gim’s emergency protection I wonder if that’s a like a revive I seem to remember there being a big and annoying lad out here this is the one oh he doesn’t stagger that’s why I couldn’t fight
Him oh I have to block this [ __ ] oh I was trying to get a away to heal and that wasn’t going to faction okay liar die I game I didn’t I didn’t fail to lie now I parried an Axe Murder green teach you oh you just wanted to ask me a
Question chat you’re really on one today all right there’s a bullet boy and a fencer I think I can get around I bet I cannot fight the fencer but this bullet boy is going to take stack yes I love the I love the loading bar that’s such a funny
Oh God oh God my [ __ ] controller disconnected this is unacceptable did you hear it did you hear the sound of it disconnecting ah game I wonder if this is a nois is confirmed okay wonder if this is a my controller issue or a game issue so annoying especially annoying cuz I I had
Like I had my special built up I don’t have my special built up anymore everyone checks their USB devices [Applause] oh do I have to be in front damn okay now I got it who I chapped that fool fully in half okay hey [Laughter] nope
Oh no I remember these Lads uh cuz I hated them all right I remember getting shot coming out that door a whole bunch okay well there’s steps there I hear Kitty Hello think I’m going to go I think I had to do the section like 27 times yes yeah
Same I had to fight that dude with the axe a huge huge huge number of times uh let me get that little Sparkle and I’m going to go down this ladder cuz I think going down this ladder lets me open a shortcut if I remember correctly there’s a there’s a like a
Ninjutsu cone from the most recent I don’t know if he’s still the the leader of ninjutsu in Japan but he had a a was saying uh he a student asked him what would you do if uh a sniper several buildings away had his scope trained on you as he
Walked out of a building to kill you what would you do then Ninjutsu Master uh and the the master responds I would KN not walk through that door at that time and I always think about that because it’s such a it’s such a dumb question and it’s such a dumb answer
That just made me think about it cuz I was like well a guy is out there with a bullet for me so I’m just not going to walk through that door when that bullet goes well I just love the idea of like there’s something so funny about this
Kind of twerpy question of like [Applause] ah you got me game about being like well you’re a Ninjutsu master so what would you do if I had a sniper rifle and I was going to kill you and I was nowhere near you etc etc uh and it’s just like well
That’s an insane question so I’m going to give it the response it deserves which is as fictitious as the question uh there’s something about that is so funny to me [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God he caught me I didn’t dodge I did a bad Dodge extremely playground I got you
Know you didn’t energy yes yes okay I so I do will I unlocked a doorway shortcut but boy where was that door this is an issue I had consistently in the demo which is that the the areas do have kind of a sness uh unlike really like the design
Of all the areas but it is just like now where did I go I think it was over here to the right I even walked by it this gaming session the [ __ ] was it was it this no so I unlocked the ladder I definitely walked by it during this
Session oh annoying okay must be through the door I think what I think my difficulty with this one is that I unlocked this shortcut so any shortcut I get that’s a shorter shortcut should be closer than that shortcut oh maybe it’s this over here here we go I think this is it
Ah and there should be a ladder yes okay I think I’m Pro puppets I think puppetry is an interesting art form yeah there’s such an Artistry to puppet and puppet making yeah oh right you [ __ ] no hey you there come fight me but out of out of the way of the grenade lad
Okay no stop please do not double King me stop [ __ ] I always Dodge too late the hit boxes on their on those Lads brooms must be different than I perceive them as being I feel like puppets are so varied I like there’s a lot of stuff that I don’t perceive as being puppets
That arguably is like a lot of horror stuff and animatronics and like practical effects and stuff like that I I don’t think of as being puppets but they do think they would count they’re just like they’re so they’re so open to fun interpretations and I really like
That that’s probably like a lot of the Muppet aspects of it it’s just like don’t okay it’s just like getting real silly with it making fun wild Chas yeah baby Yoda is a great example like that dude is a puppet in every sense of the word hey come over here
Hey all right now going to throw another one you going wait for me to be in a bad place and then throw it oh see this guy moves to get into a better position to mess me up I hate that nope okay what ow got me I’m done
Shocked I don’t like this seems really bad for me I’m a little puppet boy I don’t like getting electrocuted hello hello okay whoa oh dramatic I just feel like that little that puppet light I see up there is going to drop down on me I’m going to not be really happy about that
Okay if I remember correctly there’s a safe spot near here is but that I have to fight a real big unpleasant lad to get to it ow that’s him that’s the big unpleasant lad ah and there’s the safe spot I can see the safe spot okay I think we’re going to
I no I think we’re going to run past him and get the safe spot and then Circle back Frozen man letters Frozen man’s letter hungry man’s dinner one man’s Frozen letter is another man’s hungry hungry man’s dinner I’m just going to run for the um I’m doing it yeah I’m doing
It uh I mean not right now right now I’m fleeing from this very large lad who killed me a lot of times oh so many times oh no no no no no don’t come in here oh no huh they fix this they changed this I think
Maybe maybe too many people did what I have done he didn’t he he didn’t used to follow you in here terrifyingly oh Miki those are so cool I’ve only ever seen like video of them but I would just like be so delighted to see them in person catching butterflies thank you for the
Resubscribe okay see by this time did I do I have another no okay by this time I definitely had your friendly puppet guide or friendly guide puppet I know one of those I’m also a friend of sophas I’m going put on last time I woke up Sophia was there because
Cuz she woke me up but I’m sure there are still I dropped the controller and skipped all of that conversation well okay I think that oh well oh I can’t that’s right the doll’s not here so I can’t level up here bye Moon basket controller I swear to God
What is happening the controller has Fully there it goes okay can I store can I store my Souls ooh I’ve got a thing to to fiddle with my PE organ that’s exciting got star fragment I got one hidden moonstone I can put up some of my defensive Parts uh temporary protects death Ergo when hit love
That the P organ the P organ is how you advance in this game obviously oh I have to worry about my oh no my thing’s durable okay I’m going to say I should I should fuss with my durability but it seems to be okay it is so important to fiddle with
Your P organ regularly in order to I mean because that’s how you advance in the game so if you’re not doing that it’s like we got a thermite bomb got some dim Ergo oh I’ve got the parade leaders Ergo I never I should have used this to level
Up well let’s store it and then I’ll forget about it forever okay throwing cell a sharp pipe I just have a [ __ ] pipe passes through an enemy and inflicts piercing damage really funny okay temporary abuse weapon with electrical electric Blitz interesting uh wait do I want
That Legion charge oh I can power up my my Legion okay all right can I buy stuff can I buy a little sailor outfit boy I didn’t know anyone was alive out here well sailor boy out for I know what you’re thinking but I’m not a burglar
I’m just crashing in an abandoned house for a while I wasn’t thinking that but now I am wor I won’t cause any trouble we survivors need to look out for each other that for your information I didn’t steal this me thinks the burglar doth protest too much okay got ampules ooh what’s
That game I swear to God I don’t I can’t tell if it’s my controller or the game that is having issues it’s genuinely just like what The Internet’s been solid so let’s make sure that her controller doesn’t function uh electric coil stick handle what are you what are you going
To do to me do the humans wear masks to blend in oh that’s funny IGN says you should have gotten the sailor boy outfit from Antonio I talked to her so much maybe let we’ll check my inventory maybe I’ve had it this whole time lies of IGN yeah blade type
Blunt I mean I got the money it’s got double slash but no stab damage reduction while guarding I mean let’s get it switch weapons right I can I can hot swap weapons mid combat okay that’s pretty awesome wait costume Uh it’s someone’s memory it was here the whole time oh I’m so sorry I wasted so much of our time not wearing the little sailor boy outfit look at him he’s got a big Bell he’s got a little fanny pack oh look at him he’s so cute I will die
If I don’t see some little sailor boy Pinocchio h a cosplay in the coming year gender Envy the gender Envy I feel r look at him look at him look at the little the little brass buttons is tall black Woolen socks oh no oh my
God oh you know what I also know I know what I need to hold on oh look at my outfit mommy don’t you like it do you like my nice little pants Mommy Mommy I’m going to [ __ ] up this big puppet for you your mom dressed you in a little
Sailor suit as a small child hey can I tell you what me too uh there’s some extraordinarily cute sailor Fit Plus Harpoon arm yes there’s some extraordin cute pictures of me as a child dressed in a little sailor um um little sailor dress is is very much like uh
It I’m SW just like just work controller I don’t I don’t know why I don’t know what’s happening with this controller maybe it’s a cord cord issue okay this Pino looks like a cross between Helena bonam Carter and Timothy Shalom you are so right Andrew and that’s why oh the kids love It oh God what are you doing oh no no I had the wrong wasn’t my heal item I had to look at my cute little sailor [Laughter] boy if I had gotten killed there it would have been so deserved I was like what is happening why aren’t you healing why aren’t you
Healing my little lad oh man the number of times I had to fight that dude in in the demo genuinely insane ooh ooh Some drip increase Max HP yeah I love that I love that for me it’s clearly recognizing my controller because it keeps swapping okay please
Game has anybody okay if there’s anybody in the chat who’s been playing this game who’s been suffering from similar issues tell me cuz that’ll help me troubleshoot if this is me or the game it just dropped again I literally am not moving like nothing I was not mov moving
Maybe this is a cord issue should I no I’m not goingon to I was thinking about quick I do have a lot of souls though okay yeah let’s hop maybe my USB port yeah connection connection issue sounds reasonable yeah uh I had to download new controller software in order to get the controller
To function with this game so part of me is like maybe that’s the issue oh I can’t teleport right to the house oh no I can’t okay can I CR no that’s the beginning oh it’s just X okay okay I want to use up the parade mens have your controller battery die in
The middle of a boss fight but that wasn’t the game’s fault might as well be uh let me see if I have it okay I swapped it to a different port so let’s see if that helps oh you know what it’s done there we go it does this sometimes where it
Will uh I don’t have it through Steam I’m using it through um a uh Xbox game pass because it’s free on XO games Xbox game pass well now it says it’s connected the controller is connected but it will not be it is not recognized the game isn’t recognizing it at
All okay no there it goes all right all right all right we’re in it it’s fixed forever my power to help you actually let me so let me crush this parade dude’s Soul let me just chew on this soul that I have where did it go just mixed in here
With all the other basic stuff okay here it is a treasure hunter may want this rare Ergo oh so I shouldn’t use this okay and I’m slightly heavy I’m using 70 hold on what’s in my pockets that can go there that can go that can
Go oh cuz I got this cool new weapon Hey Olivia probably get the boss weapon or whatever their equivalent is that’s true I I’ll hold on to it then I I have a second second weapon now so I’m way heavier maybe I should switch to a Lighter yeah let’s switch to a Lighter frame uh no let’s cut the difference God this yeah this new weapon’s so heavy that’s not great instantly repair Legion charge this is the thing is like I’m never going to remember to use absolutely any of these uh I’ll put that in storage I also can’t tell if these are
Actually if storing these are actually changing no it doesn’t look like this is actually changing my weight noticeably at all oh ice applaud that would be incredible I should I every game should let me have a boss outfit if I beat the boss that’s my stance god well do I want if I’m
Slightly heavy I’m worried about that affecting my Dodge well I haven’t even played around with this other yeah Olivia I never I’ve just basically never mess around with cuz the only time I would use items like that is in a boss fight and boss fights and
Souls games are the the are a marathon not a Sprint and so inevitably anytime I try to use them I use up all of those items in a run that is not the successful run and then I have to go back to doing it the normal way and it’s just like
Well what a waste I’ll use my power all right let’s do I guess this is how I increase my weight capacity uh See G which I think I’m going to want to do if I if I yeah if I want to have two weapons I should increase my capacity to carry lots of weapons all right and then well hold on let me no I wanted to do the opposite all right uh
So oh still slightly heavy huh all right well then there’s no reason to not swap swapping good news is swapping Port seems to have increased the stability I’m going to keep the lighter weight one of these on just so I can SW hot swap that later if I need
To uh swapping ports does seem to have helped the stability of my controller so that’s good news it did help me a bit to in this sort of game to think of using consumables in a boss fight as an aid to help me last long enough to learn the
Fight rather than a to win that run interesting okay that’s an interesting perspective um unfortunately I never learn so it’s sort of a moot point for me all right all right Crush that fool bought that thing let’s um let’s swap to the other weapon how do I do that
Woo it’s fun looking weapon feel like there’s a boy in the corner here yeah okay I kind of into this weapon it strong slow but strong so strong I saw that butterfly don’t worry I am going to get it but I’m going to do just a small murder first wo
Boy I seem to remember yeah I was going to say I seem to remember there being a little lad here too I having done the demo of this section does make me seem I think much more competent I see a big lad down there I see some items I’m going to walk
Gingerly out here oh was that it okay there you go gentle gentle little walk I guess I’m G to go down there I do see an item I do see some candy oh there’s another ax lad those are the worst I if I wait I can sense something strange Jeepers is that a
Butterfly the [ __ ] butly thego reacting like that if you want to check it out I can take point I do what where I do remember this butterfly but I don’t I don’t actually see it oh okay there it is there it is hi oh no game why is this how I interact with
Butterfly Why occasionally a dimensional butterfly will appear in parts of CRA mad’s lamp can detect the butterfly lighting up red to point out its location the characters near the hiding butterfly will appear after a certain amount of time the butterfly will disappear okay so these are the The Rock lizards and
Stuff what a [ __ ] Grim way of engaging with a butterfly game all right so there are goodies down there and I do want goodies wait is that is that the way I came no I see two dogs down there I think do I go I’m trying to remember if I get down there Later to cut through no okay oh Lantern flies you’re right okay so the butterflies are the lantern flies of this world oh man yeah the lantern flying situation is so wild because they are really beautiful but super super dangerous and bad oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] that really got out of hand so
Quickly are You a trap I understand are you going to okay okay yeah I yeah when I was living in New York I would see L flies everywhere all the parks what are you Workshop you I standard insulator converter so there are unions in this world I wish we could play
Together like we used to hello hello who is it is that you Murphy Oh I guess not really worried about this a sorry I I thought you were my friend Murphy Murphy is a super cool police officer as a puppet even the petrification disease can’t get him I wish I was like
Him oh God you should leave so you don’t catch the disease from me if only we could play dery sad sad sad sad sad in lots of ways oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I got to be watching my [ __ ] stamina more than I am now we yeah a sickly there are a couple
I remember in the the demo meeting a couple sickly people at the window and it really is just like oh yeah yeah that’s bloodborne for sure is there anything over there is there anything else I mean I should probably investigate okay yes no one dog at a time line
Up oh no they interrupted my special F oh God oh God oh I got caught in a corner I was like why am I not fleeing lanar thank you for the resubscribe I yeah Captain Oblivion I talked to that little boy with the petrification disease and now I have it
Too it’s okay you don’t actually have to move a lot I’m playing blood board games homo makina ow you guys St all right now oh no my Souls that’s right my souls are down there and there’s like one item all right okay game oh I only have 800 Souls on the line
Though that’s another thing I do like about this game is that they really they it it it I feel better equipped to make decisions about abandoning some of my soul’s earnings because I know it’s like it’s like less than a thousand so whoa whoa wow I have not been using this puppet
String directly I also should have should have uh popped that trap to get that pool get over here exactly wow that ruled I guess you can do that if they’re like not fully aware too far oh out of juice I don’t like that it uses the juice even when you are not successful
Oh this what an extremely ominously lit you can only do it to enemies about your size I’ve definitely I thought for sure I tried tried that on some of these pools but perhaps not this I mean doesn’t this feel like a trap God I don’t have any puppet string ability this is
All oh another hidden Moonstone oh no I don’t have a ah I don’t know what I do I would Nicholas I feel astonishingly confident that there are puppets waiting and lurking for us somewhere how does that improve this blunt weapon game I’m dubious [ __ ]
You okay I should have known I was I was walking up and I was like maybe something’s going to drop down on me and then so close to to being right all right well that was a useful little diversion yes C Oblivion it is that is
The vibe got to got to sharpen my gun got to make sure all my bullets are are nice and pointy trying to remember if Columbo ever battled a puppeteer that’s a a strange but good question if you find out do post that in bcbp Discord baby I remember talking to this lady I
Guess maybe she’s down down here oh this must be your first time in the petrification disease quarantine Zone yes ma’am for most people this is there last stop you are a good Samaritan for coming all the way here green tachu it’s really Columbo’s really good one of the local
TV channels uh plays two episodes of Columbo every Saturday evening my family took back quote unquote episodes of Columbo are like an hour and a half long said it was but they do relatively few commercials and I have taken to sitting down and watching that with my
Dad and they’re good A lot of them are real real good A lot of them are [ __ ] crazy please go to k City Hall and bring me my baby yeah tofu noodles the first one of the official like Columbo Series so they did like the first Columbo is like the first
Two Columbo episodes are basically just like made for TV movies kind of uh which is sort of why Columbo has the structure it has which is you don’t see Columbo for the first like 10 to 30 minutes like you you followed the murderer and the victim doing their
Whole situation and then Columbo just kind of rolls up later which I think is really really funny thank you so much kind one it’s a really funny structure and I really like it Elena’s face again I lose my son she said the baby was at City Hall should we check it out
Yeah we should check it out everybody’s safe everyone’s going to be fine Jiminy all right so I think this is where I stopped playing the demo cuz I had such a hard time with this upcoming section yeah with this cop in particular yeah Captain Oblivion I love the structure of Columbo it’s probably
The thing I like most about it I think this guy I need to get better at blocking this guy this the okay what I what I specifically have trouble remember having trouble with this guy is that he’s really fast and really strong and it’s just like it’s he’s a very difficult
Lad so I might I might swap I’m going to swap out to my daintier weapon can I run by all of these fools not with any of them oops oops oops there we go it’s just Columbo is such a yes yeah that Kevin Oblivion that’s exactly what
This dude is uh and I don’t I don’t love parrying well I don’t I don’t love blocking like I’m really a Dodge I’m really a Dodger I’m dodgy you all know that about me I’m dodgy uh I wonder if I can just [ __ ] leave I actually think so I do think
There is God I can hear him running after me that’s [ __ ] terrifying [ __ ] you okay now we can fight he uhoh what am I doing what’s my plan okay I don’t know and I don’t have one okay uhoh that was terrifying okay now we duel like men
Oh God and that’s the other thing is like blocking doesn’t actually decrease the damage all that much okay boy do I remember where that shortcut unlocks to oh I guess it unlocks to down here can I I can’t Vault I guess I I think if I drop down here I will
Die that is where I’m trying to get to I can see you can see the cop from here all right I well here’s the thing is like I don’t like I don’t like blocking in these games I’m a Dodger that I’m just I prefer dodging in these sorts of games
And I it does it I do find it somewhat frustrating that the game is like no you got to learn we tell you how to play this game you shall you shall Dodge for our amusement didn’t get him okay now hypothetically I can just leave and not actually fight that
Policeman um but o but ooh but o ooh but my souls are back there huh uh-oh I heard something scary is it the cop no the cop didn’t Agro oh yeah the cop is just there huh God the William Shatner one I watched that one recently that one is
Bizarre some of them are just bizarre is the thing about Columbo episodes they’re all pretty entertaining to varying degrees though he ah what are you doing [ __ ] you this guy isn’t even a boss fight is a thing but my attacks do so little Dam like I
Can’t it it’s hard I can’t don’t feel like I can use I was successfully dodging him but it’s just like my my my tiny little sword does so little damage to him no this isn’t a boss I can just leave I don’t have to [ __ ] with this
Dude this I’m just doing this for my pride I mean you are supposed to be like Parry blocking him like I do think that is like the design conat behind this this dude the timing is also weird this is one of the areas that I experienced the demos dodgy dodging is that
Like I feel like my timing for the blocks and the Dodges on that are accurate but that the game disagrees and unfortunately the game is right by definition the game is right so I just got to figure it out that one was rough that one was
Rough I’ll get it I’ll get it I’ll get it or just move on see this is the thing is like I did I did I did already unlock the shortcut so I do not I absolutely do not have to be fighting this dude right now but I feel like I’m going to regret
It later in the game if I don’t I’m like a little boy sir do you know that do you even care oh [ __ ] that was a little bit better what if the game is wrong though yeah I think the design of this cop is insane but I think I do think it’s like
A purposeful choice I don’t know if you all some of saw some of the I think people were making a bigger fuss out of this than is necessary but there a initial concept art for this game had uh an an image that had aab in it uh like an
Explicitly all cops are bastards like imag uh and like that was cut apab yes I I do think it was literally apab uh potentially but it it was in here it was really interesting but it did get cut in the final game uh and I I was not able
To find I I read an interview with somebody where they asked about it but then they did such a terrible job following up to get more information that I don’t feel like I have a good idea of what the Imp in there was I’m going to focus on the fight
Now that was a bad one that was a bad round I was too busy chatting listen if I can learn how to block for on guard if I can learn to block for lesbians I can learn to block for this little puppet boy I see that’s not I I didn’t hear that
Joshua I didn’t hear the offend anyone this this is the problem is that like the the interview I read on it was so vague I don’t feel like I have a good understanding I because they said something about it wasn’t about offending it was about wanting people to
Engage with like the fantasy of the world and they said something like they didn’t didn’t want to distract from the world yeah my my vague understanding again under under the very frustrating uh interview question that I read was that it was more about like wanting to maintain the fantasy of the
World hey hims and haw Gamers Pride it’s true it’s absolutely true okay I’m focusing now uhoh stamina stamina is going to be such an issue for a really long time for me in this game I can’t believe I blocked that one successfully or dodged ah it’s really hard to read whether he’s going to do a two hit or a three hit faster way of getting down there I really don’t care not if I insist on fighting this policeman which I
Do oo have good day three of ComicCon is it are you Rose City you don’t have to answer that sorry I just realized that that is the location question you do not have to engage with uh but have good Comic Con whoops uh well if you haven’t stopped by
Ron Chance’s Booth I know he’s there he got art see that third how does that not interrupt it is my [ __ ] special ooh another another real issue in this game is that it’s so hard to tell distance-wise what’s going to hit cuz this boy this man got longer reach than I do ooh
[ __ ] there we go did that get him aha okay Jesus hard though y’all yeah that feels like a metaphor too right the fact that the cop has a longer reach than I do okay God what did I get for that cop weapon cop suspension cop brakes
Okay the long arm of the law Hobs you said it you said the thing you said it you got it [ __ ] incredible all right all right so what’s this do bigger physical attack uh it’s a slashing weapon okay slightly less weight okay damage reduced while guarding
Okay I don’t remember if he dropped this in the demo I do believe I eventually beat him in the demo it took a lot longer than this took and this took a while so that should give you a good idea uh okay all right God do I want to switch to
That it is another blunt weapon physical attack charge pulse cells Fable charge okay so lower Fable charge this looks like a not as a good weapon it looks like not as good weapon jump and powerfully strike downward at the enemy temporarily increase your attack for the next hit uh oh I see
Okay Fable Arts have I been using the Fable Arts correctly well let’s switch to it and we’ll play around with it oh it is just a police baton oh it’s kind of kind of fast though okay is that Timothy shalam the answer is yes the answer is yes 100% is Mr Shalom
Himself torn doodle warning petrification disease quarantine zone no trespassers all right lb lb and Y okay is that my fable art I was assuming just the Y was Fable art wow look at how ominous my weapon is though kind of murder ow stop stop God I’ve got to do something about
My stamina regen cuz this is unacceptable oh so both of those are fable Arts okay all right I see and so that description of the Fable Arts that I was looking at was for like the the simpler basic or one okay okay good to know are you a thing I can open
Oh nice nice oh wait that might that might be to the new area Hold On Let’s uh all right so that’s the shortcut we unlocked hello what and that’s how you repair elevators it’s super easy and simple especially for the old timey kind like this they’re
Like dude boxes you just need one firm Bop one firm tap oh nice okay I’m back here hello do you remember me for your information I don’t think you have anything I want really all right is it Shooting Gallery time I wish you should make yourself a top
That’s got a little Cape if that’s a thing you should do if that’s a thing you can do you probably ought to do it oh should I have an Engaged with that you know what I should have I’m going to oh that’ll respawn all the puppets down
Here though uh but I would like more Health but we’ll just keep going everybody dies eventually even puppets so o although boy this feels like a place where I’m going to have to fight something big huh doesn’t it cool bridge design though all puppets will be
Destroyed come out your you got a lot to answer for Chi hello there I’m just a little boy you know what caused the puppet frenzy don’t you you’re their maker practically their father look at this ass you and The Alchemist scheming together tell me the truth what’s your problem I’m here for
The old man get lost no wait I can’t do that I know you or like I know what you are I’m a little boy you’re the devil’s puppet no you can’t sneak past me now I’m a baby I’m a little boy uhoh uhoh okay you I I get the sense that you’re
Going to be difficult to fight and that I should have healed I’ll kill you both then stream you up on the bridge don’t okay this guy’s easy to interrupt is the good news and easy to give uh-oh I should have gotten more distance before activating my
Thing this guy’s going to be fine I’m not worried about him I’m using the child voice from pendent yes I mean if this isn’t a little Casper lad I mean he’s a little Casper lad right he might be able to be a harpoon I feel like harpooning that that
Human person is going to do a lot more damage than it should to a puppet but maybe not literally every time I play the pendent I hear the little Pinocchio voice for Casper I’m sorry and you’re welcome oh wow look at those boys they don’t need to know I’m
Here every time I see someone human sized I want you to to Harpoon them sorry unpredictable ice blood I love the Instinct I’m not going to fight it we going to have to do this cut scene again and can I pick up my Ergo before we do okay
Hi are you a dream or a nightmare stop showing up already I’m going have to watch my stamina with this dude I think this thing has not as good reach as my R here is this guy the backstab gate cuz I’ve got great news for myself it’s so [ __ ] fool oh he recovered
Quickly I’m showing up already ah are you a dream or a man stop I can be your angel or your devil baby I should not have let that one hit me that one was such an easy one to dodge I don’t know why I tried to tank that
And it’s really not necessary with this fool ow oh he’s learning uhoh okay I don’t think this guy is going to be I was I was playing around more than than I needed to be I don’t think this guy’s going to be this is not
This is not going to be as hard as the cop guy okay worth it I agree that was fun this this this little this dude’s fun to play around with uh I don’t need to tank as many hits as I was from that guy it’s going
To be easy to get around his big dumb swings uh I so here’s my ETA I just I saw the subtember reminder uh I still want to do a sub subathon subtember subathon uh but still until I know that I’m going to have a reliable internet I
Don’t want to commit to it so uh September is short it’s September is almost over uh so if I if I can if I can switch the internet over before the end of the week I’m going to try to do a Saturday subathon September subathon but it simply might
Not happen and that’s a damn shame but yeah we I might do a subt it won’t have the same impact I don’t think but it’ll still be fun no I don’t get less that’s the nice thing about septober or subtember I say mid boss fight is that I still get paid
The same amount it just costs you less and then Amazon makes less money I’ve got to start focusing when I get into boss fights oh it ises the the Baton might have better interrupt showing up already time is destroyed for sure okay got shake out shake out my thingies
What is the hold on sneak by these boys I’m going to see what the hey Faith I know isn’t his little sailor boy outfit simply simply perfection I I probably the most thing I’m most excited about in this game is to see what other little outfits I can put my
Timothy shalam dress up puppet doll in uh let’s see what the what does the special on this thing do slash an enemy in front of you multiple times yeah that’s what the big okay concentrate attack increase attack temporarily okay and this one does gather your strength for a big sword
Forward slash temporarily increase your attack for the next hit what’s the other one do electric Blitz what is what is electric Blitz going to do to a human being the game has 23 outfits well that’s delightful let’s try this I want to see what this boy does yes they’re not full
Length pants they’ got little brass buttons he’s got tall tall black little humans famously resistant to electricity all right okay come on let’s dance I’ll kill you both then stream you up on the bridge ow okay are you a dream or a nightmare stop showing up already God the stamina the stamina issue
Is I wonder if that has to do with my load as well this time is yeah I just cannot get the stamina okay I don’t think the big slower weapon cuz this dude is this dude’s weapon is big and slow so uh I might try the Baton again the Baton was not
Terrible Nicholas is it Johnny cuz my instinct is that is Johnny I also I can SW I don’t I actually don’t know if I can swap out is it all of them man of course it’s Manny no you’re right factually it’s Manny uh I can I know it’s possible I
Don’t know if it’s possible here but you can swap out handles and Tils okay so the handle has one Fable art and the tip has another okay o I’m not going to engage with you don’t don’t mind me or kid Johnny they’re not going to come over
Here right H that’s fine can only be done at stargazers that’s fine F your B then string you up on the bridge this guy’s got some up dream or nightmare stop showing up always you stop showing up huh how about that I got to stop dodging backwards cuz this guy has a lot
More reach than I do ooh [ __ ] some of these hits should be hidden are you a dream or matter stop showing up already time has destroy should shouldn’t have gone for the the power Prof no more okay I love thinking that this guy is stuck in a Purgatory of killing us and
Trying to string our body on the bridge as it dissolves into fairy dust grim and funny you had way more trouble with the cop and way less trouble with this guy I think this guy is less difficult I say that I haven’t beaten him yet but uh I mean it’s
Possible he has like another phase but like he his combat has more openings I’m definitely running into into stamina issues we fight now a dream or a nightmare stop showing up already that’s what I’ve been trying to get don’t you both then sh you up on the
Brid all right now come over this way out in the open please curs and puppet back down I thought I had that back stab I got clumsy ah [ __ ] h are you a dream or a nightmare stop showing up all I demanded the truth now I feel bad for my [Laughter]
Comrad I killed a stalker is what the achievement just gave me yeah I want to save the oh yeah I haven’t I haven’t leveled up with the cop Souls yet quite a statement first try Papa finally was that the first human we killed I mean yeah it’s a dream come
True seeing you like this I understand why some people despise me wow I invent but I’m wearing a little singer suit look how cute I am I should take responsibility as their maker but in order for me to do that I need to take care of the puppets at City
Hall won’t you help me son take this you’ll find it most useful madon oh my God I got his outfit it’s happening gang Enigma assembly tool all right I want to hear all about your experiences but now isn’t a good time use the stalker’s key to open the bridge
Door can I wear the hat with the Sailor outfit great question fren puppet City Hall we’ll catch up at hotel crot when you’re done I want to hear use [Laughter] the Ah that’s fine it’s no sailor little sailor boy outfit though good sailor Doggy oh God all right what did you what did you give me thr objects Ergo wow it’s weird I didn’t get any Ergo for killing that human seems like I should have oh I have a teleporter option that’s cool oh and I did I did get I did get
Ergo for killing him though cuz didn’t I have around 3,000 Ergo going into those fights uh Ergo is Latin I don’t know what it means though I was going to make a joke here about Ergo but uh I didn’t know enough Latin to pull it
Off oh this is what he gave me Enigma assembly tool a tool that can be assemble can assemble and reassemble weapons blade and handle weapon assembly is available through star gazers and Eugenia therefore okay thank you chat why am I not surprised that a bunch of people in chat knew that when dealing
With non-human entity it was necessary to do away with common sense okay uh collectible I got a key got some books all right all right bye papa papa do you like my mask I’m going to a fet later today I’m the donkey of knowledge wow from this side it’s really Grim but from
This side is pretty cute look I’m nice I’m a nice little donkey now now I’m a some sort of Frankenstein donkey I do not love that I cultivated very specific following anxious to are it’s extremely true it’s true and I am thankful for it oh man hidden moonstones
Everywhere I mean this little puppet boy was already a bottom so it only this only makes sense it’s not Frankenstein it’s Frankenstein’s donkey God damn it cabin Oblivion you got me so about that weapon assembly tool you were talking about if you find any more weapons let’s try using them here
Yeah let’s do it symol weapons through Eugenia at the hotel or stargazers separate the weapon into your blade and handle and assemble them into new weapons to match your character’s battle style weapons features are descri are decided by the handle and the blade combo okay let’s try
This all right so we got classic sword ch decent physical attack decent Fable charge so the only upside I really see this has slightly better D damage reduction when guarding but I don’t guard it’s less durable it’s heavier the yeah the Baton head doesn’t seem like it’s a better
Weapon it does blunt damage that’s fine the only upside is that the Fable Arts cost less to activate this does a less physical but it does decent electric and the combo is higher is blunt let’s yeah let’s try this and then hand handle oh okay so I see it’s got
Rankings for the attack abilities so that will tell me what abilities I can rank up to improve with this weapon so this is very very bloodborne um but but boy did I hate this mechanic and bloodborne uh okay what if I I don’t think I’ve really upgraded graded any of these
Significantly well okay let’s let’s build a weapon I can fuss with that later so changing the handles changes what of my skills increases my competency at these things pH uh I’m really curious to see what these look like Cuz this this handle looks like it’s a really long handle so if I put a little stubby handle on this on this coil stick head is this going to be a weird stubby Little Weapon let’s see [Laughter] this is unacceptable I already have so much trouble seeing the reach of my
Weapons but I am delighted that that worked out the way that it seems like it is going to work out looks like an electric beer bottle the donker I love that I love how much I hate that well does that mean okay but that means if I put this
Coil on a different head I bet I can get a lot of reach hey mus boy okay if I have zero reach then you don’t have to worry about how much I have I don’t I don’t know about that don’t know about that one okay
So I mean this one is very long good weapon durability better physical attack better Fable charge all right yeah let’s make let’s see how long this is no did it didn’t not make it hold on or maybe I need to wow that roll was that was a heavy roll
I did I make a samurai sword and do I love it the answer is yes okay this is interesting so it’s a lot bigger wider slashes this really does like pretty dramatically change how these weapons are used huh all right well let’s do let’s do a really short beefy
Weapon to match my long wide range swishy weapon uh let’s see yeah the handle doesn’t seem to make a huge difference here strike chance versus concentrate all right yeah let’s just do this oh did I just destroy no okay I got it all right okay so o well I like this it’s
Really short range but it’s really fast whereas this is really it’s slower but it’s got such a wider range of attack oh this is fascinating I’m going to do that every time thinking to myself well maybe I can use this hello oh you know what I should level uhoh
Okay all right so this is going to be my Block Breaker I’ve got one for crowd control and one Block Breaker feel really good about that I should level hold on what am I doing I said it I said I should level Jenna stop playing stop going forward
And go back and level okay all right I’m doing it the club the club is pretty solid actually I really I really enjoy yeah the fact that it’s free yeah that’s a great point it does feel like very open to experimentation which I appreciate if it weren’t solid it would be a bad
Club such a uh big big stat wardor Waldorf Vibes on that one I don’t know why okay yeah ironically it would have been great against fighting that cop puppet I’ll use my power level me up tots all right so it looked like the things these three things were basically the ones that were
Increasing uh your advancement so look like motivity technique and Advance were the ones that were most controlling that so that’s good to keep in mind uh but i’ I’ve got to invest in my [ __ ] stamina do you feel like the combat feels better compared to the demo I
Would say yes but it’s also tricky because like so far I’ve really only played the parts that I played in the demo uh so like I already kind of had an idea of how to beat those things um I don’t know if I ever beat
The guy on the bridge in the demo it does it does feel better the the Dodge feels better it feels faster and more responsive so I would say overall it feels better but how much better I’m not totally sure oh good and it’s show it’s showing me uh what the advancement for the
Weapons I have equipped and Legion arm I have equipped now are so B oh my my Legion arm has an a for technique got a B for motivity and kind of mid for for Advance okay Uh I get so so many levels all right well let’s I think I’ll I think I’ll stick with leveling motivity at the moment Have I played chance of sonar I’m I haven’t and I’m not familiar with it what kind of game is it okay is this what I want I want Extra uh no I should do should do at least one Health level okay puzzle translation Adventure game interesting hold on let me I’m going to open up a tab chance of s I’ll have to check that out the next it’s very satisfying that the next level requires 1 2 3 4 Orga
That is pretty good okay uh do is there any point in talking to Eugenia I know my way around a okay no not specifically how can I oh but I can level stuff up okay you can bring Eugenia cranks to alter weapon handles each handles property upgrades based on
The character’s default abilities you can change this property andr one time with a handle alteration oh you can always reset it with a balance crank okay okay oh that’s cool okay so I don’t know if I have any of those cranks yet it doesn’t look like it
Okay oh no I don’t have enough I don’t have enough Ergo or the right cranks okay but this is great all right similar to heavens Vault I don’t think I’ve heard of Heaven’s Vault either Heaven’s Vault let’s open up oh I have heard of Heaven’s Vault okay I saw an image for
It and I was like oh no that’s familiar uh okay so I can upgrade the ability scaling on it that’s pretty cool I don’t have any of the stuff to do it yet um but that’s really great I have to keep an eye out I should be able to yeah I got some Moonstones uh okay so I can increase the attack Damage or well I should upgrade some of the stuff that I’m actively using right now and the I don’t know I don’t know if I think the Baton head is all that useful compared to the other things I’ve got so let’s do yeah let’s upgrade that I could upgrade that again or I
Could upgrade my blade I’m going to upgrade the blade so let me Crush some Ergo let me crush and snort some Ergo and we’ll be good to go I know my way around oh slightly slightly not enough I know my way around a weapon I my guess is there’s a a fully blown
Katana in the game at some point it just this just feels like the kind of game that definitely has a katana uh and the the weapon I’ve got right now the thing that I have made is kind of a it’s Katana esque I’m glad the game remembers where I last teleported
From that that is another like very simple quality of life thing that it feels like could have been missed and I’m glad it wasn’t I’m glad it’s here oh we’ve already been going to we’ve we’ve been going so long it’s already 1:30 Chad I can’t I [ __ ] can’t believe
It’s already 1:30 I have to stop playing I have to stop playing no no no no no I have to stop I have to stop I have to stop I have to stop I have to stop uhoh I have to stop I’m closing the game no no no no I’m
Stopping shalom’s pole he hooked he hooked me with his puppet string and lured me in uh the game’s fun it’s a fun game uh so if you’re if you’re on the fence about playing it it is free on Xbox Game Pass I say free you’re paying obviously the monthly subscription but
Uh it’s available on Xbox game pass and I think it’s fun but as with all Souls game I feel like only you can you can only decide if you’re G to like a Souls game when you get in and actually get into the The Duce of the movement and if
The movement if you don’t like how the movement feels you’re not going to like it and I don’t feel like anything is going to change your mind about that so uh that’s where I’m at with that recommendation but I’m enjoying it so far and I’m pretty excited people are
Saying it’s the best example of a nonr Souls I’ll have to think about that it’s pretty strong it’s pretty strong so far I I’m curious like how it’s going to wear in the long term if it’s going to have enough outside of the bloodborne stuff to keep me engaged but that the
Handle and blade customization is really cool so I’m into that all right have a good rest of your weekend everybody and I’ll see you Tuesday hopefully we’ll see hopefully Tuesday for a normal stream all right bye everybody
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