Greek life in America might be one of the most Cutthroat environments in the world and considering I go to one of the biggest party schools in the country well it’s pretty much like a full-on war zone across all frats on campus every frat in America gives their lives to be
At the top of the Greek rank system and in order to get to the top they got to have the best philanthropies a clean image and the unspoken ranking among all the students which frat throws the best [Applause] parties but I wanted to add a fourth item to that checklist you see Halloween is right around the corner and considering hallow weekend is the most iconic event for Greek life in Florida State I figured why not test the frats on a completely new magic so instead of
Exposing their scandals or ranking their parties we’re going to hit these guys where they would have never seen it coming trick-or-treating like a bunch of 9-year-olds trickortreat hey he hey what in the [ __ ] was That and even though messing around in costumes is all funny games we’ve divised a very elaborate plan to rank each frat based off of three things starting off with candy so obviously when you think about frats the first thing that comes to mind is philanthropy and
Giving so the first task of the day is to go up to all these houses and see how nice and giving they really are but before we do that let’s spice things up a bit while the main goal is to get a treat out of every single fra I figured why not raise
The stakes a little bit higher for every fat that gives us something ice spice is going to graciously reward them with a munchkin and if they’re not nice to the spice well I don’t really know yet so I hope they give us something so without further Ado ice spice is coming to town
Baby first house of the day baby first house of the day trick or treat trick or treat well hello hello kirston hi ice spice you like my ass how you doing how doing I’m ice spice nice to meet you ice spice nice to meet you chck or
CH let me go right inside and get you something why youall dressed up like this we’re trick-or-treating oh really yes thank you I do wow oh yeah we’re candy free right now candy free okay I appreciate it look at that no way I’m getting double trees from a help right
Now yes so like if I’m going up to these frats do you have any advice for me on what I should do pray you know who I’m dress as chick a chick you know what chick I am ice spice ice spice whoi only the greatest artist ever live what made
You tell you know ass bat ass bat hey do you like my ass oh my gosh you know what they may just think you’re a pledge from another friend so real should I play it off is that would y’all rate our costumes on a scale of 1 to 10 10 out of
10 that’s 10 out of 10 broke my scale broke your scale like it’s too high that’s my favorite yeah what is this for we are uh pledges we’re in Tri is that a thing you’re probably going to get beat up you think no one’s going to hit a
Woman we’re good yeah no one hits a woman especially ice spice sing a song you thought I was feeling you you finish you got to finish it’s karaoke we bounce back and forth she a b she knows she a 10 she a BTY with we’re ready
For y’all have been the nicest shout out to you guys all right wish us luck Kiron we’re going on an adventure we’ll tell you how it goes okay all right we’ll bring you some candy say pushes if it goes good thank you I’m praying I’m praying I’m
Praying hello how’s it going trick treat trick treat trick or treat happy Halloween from myce Spice more pledges trick or treat you got anything for us want a screw hey I’ll take a screw we’ll take anything y’all will give us this not for YouTube it’s not for YouTube
Really we’re just doing this today fedge T baby oh [ __ ] they go that’s the YouTube dude no [ __ ] dude they know it’s me they know it’s me we got to go to Every frat and get like an item from every frat but ooh do you have to get one from here if
You’re technically sck app we can take something from 100% we will be delegating yes we’ll delegate sck app right here trick or treat what’s up guys how you doing how you doing chilling man good have a good time oh oh [ __ ] damn man got the door closed
First try that was [ __ ] up that was so [ __ ] up what is up dude how you doing look at this they have a nice ring d That’s the first one of this [ __ ] are you white spice I am ice spice yeah yeah it’s ice spice dog what do you mean hey
Hey hey hey do you have anything for ice spice munchkins for treats we just got to get something from every frat I see you peeking you got something for me think I know somebody’s got something in there okay what do you need whatever you want to give us I don’t have [ __ ] our
Pledge Master is going to kill us if we don’t come back with something uh give like a rice Chris tree hey man I’ll take it anything you give us we will take this is about to go in the Thea cry group chat wherever the [ __ ] it goes
Look at this they’re not dicks they’re not [ __ ] dicks for the first time bro I got beef with data now why no I’m just kidding I got beef with Kaa [ __ ] them hey man I don’t forget you I saw you slamming the door on me earlier how you
Doing we’re pledges so hey how I feel you dog we’ll make it up we can make a men’s here you know I’ll give you guys some candy trick or treat thank you thank you you’re so kind I appreciate it you look three for three baby wo hey hey hey
Hey bro I feel like I like feel my balls these leggings were not meant for mail Parts I can tell you that holy [ __ ] what would you rate the G on a one to 10 Zer zero you don’t like the G how about you my man no G I see you looking all
Right you ain’t getting away with it now no way hey thank you oh my gosh hell yes want some m x I’ll take some M and X hell yeah is it infected we got the ramen [ __ ] yeah woo I give you something I get a munchkin yes tosses in
In there yeah tosses any in there dog got Z you want a what they give me a rock [ __ ] yeah I got a smear off ice I got a beer I got a rock hey as a reward y’all aren’t munches so you get the mun skins
SKS thank you bro take a just kind of me I a pledge sir so we’re good now we’re good no more be pretty funny man yeah not going to lie you guys look good all right we’ll get out of your hair please thank you fellas take care go beta all
The way baby what’s your name you said you went to Desert all right uncomfortable post social Med my dad was all right you got it dog don’t come up here and ask for [ __ ] trick or Street ever again your [ __ ] damn dude okay what in the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ]
Was that bro holy [ __ ] they were nice no they [ __ ] weren’t I’m glad you guys had a good experience it was really good oh no I hate this this is horrible this is horrible I hate this so at this point in the day I was pretty much said on
Wrapping up this entire video we ended up getting a cup of ramen a Natty light a Rice Krispy treat empty muex a giant whipped cream bottle an empty bottle of vodka three screws two zins Four Loco a bunch of candy and one guy threatening to S us with Daddy’s Money my dad’s
Richer than you so overall I’d say it was a w day but there was still just something about these guys that really got under my skin obviously the way we were treated was um well it was shitty at best so if that’s how the are on the
Outside I wanted to see how they really are on the Inside So today we’re pulling out the Old Reliable operation BMA baby my objective here was to sneak into the fat houses swap the dirtiest places and then culture each one to see which frat really is the nastiest did I steal this
Idea straight from anpo yes am I ashamed of it not really because the second I tried to do this myself I got a lot of answers that look like this hey I can’t lie can I use your restroom by chance I don’t know about all that you don’t have
A bathroom is there any way I can use the restroom have a good day okay have a good one damn door closed okay that’s second door Clos of the day so today we’re here with our very secret informant and my little sister and we’re doing what we do best
Baby ranking the [ __ ] out of all the Frat bathrooms and this is where the ship really started to get good I transported our two ladies to every fat tailgate in town had them swap every part of the bathroom they possibly could transport this swab to our secret informant fipo outside the frats and
Then repeat the process over and over and over again mission accomplish mission complete after everything was all said and done we had seven different craft samples transferred on to Petri dishes that were analyzed by our resident biologist look at that what the [ __ ] should I like it don’t like it does you like
It and after carefully ranking each rap based off of our very complex ranking system we were ready to give out some prizes to the guys that helped us out the most but it turns out that both of our third place winners didn’t want to answer the door when we came by so
Instead we had to show some love to our sorority sisters for being so kind during the process yes woo but beating out everyone else on the list we have none other than the lovely men of alpha doubt and beteta Kai both houses treated me with great Hospitality lovely gifts
And even fulfilled the prophecy of putting me in the Theta Kai group chat we got my for you if you got something for us and after blessing them up with their personal supply of Red Bull there was only one thing left to ask so now that
We’ve been through all that we have in the past 24 hours does this mean I’m honorary member of adult yeah you want to come whenever you need yeah I [ __ ] with that yeah basically yes yes y send me a text I got you guys all right bless up thank you so much does
That mean I’m honorary member at Thea K now no it doesn’t oh [ __ ] damn Damn [ __ ] my ass [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] is it good yeah it’s good for right now all right
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