Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Part 3: A Lesson in Fraternity VOD

[Applause] all righty and here I am back again with war of Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood 24 it’s you shenanigans No true man would the street [Applause] killing must B together root out this m and kill him out the b man yeah need to go cross not living that take the horse R the amti from his how far away is this oh the [ __ ] way over there and

It’s actually on the other side of the God damn it turn corner you is a sent to God children that hey hey wait like we need to to strike the going to B’s camp hey hey actually hold on C that [ __ ] thank you job well done boy boys here we

Go that’s not good the cors is are all the corpses is the godsman filing up we should probably get rid of those but we’re not going to do it we’re a bunch of cheap bosss all right who goes there salivate to you too that’s you not know I’m the

Only one that looks like not surprise me the French pan have us under pressure tell me about their General these Baron deoir chesar persuaded King Louie to lend him an entire ey Army to defeat me I’m flattered where can I find him it’s only a matter of time before I have Vala

By the throat we have them in a retreat they seem to be getting closer the situation is under control oh that’s the troops out troops Benny so maybe I can a little help prevent the French TRS from seizing the barracks by lowering the three gates leading really doesn’t he doesn’t seem

All that worried about this now [ __ ] off the other side the other end the yeah something about the gate but secure the B where are the okay there is one going say where the [ __ ] gate control things here come again got for great Blood yeah okay can I it’s your shot again oh the [ __ ] sake piss off they’re coming from the other side oh my God okay can you seriously just [ __ ] off the other all right behind dude I haven’t even got this one yet because oh the [ __ ] off okay

Seriously SEC the it seems to hold shift and it is going as slow as M [ __ ] and every time I go to do it these [ __ ] just surround thirst for French blood oh my God [ __ ] off we are surrounded yeah how about [ __ ] yeah I’d be doing this right this

Second if I wasn’t under attack every [ __ ] time oh my God are you [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] waste of space you can’t distract them long enough for me to get the goddamn gate down [ __ ] hell you suck at this your sh begin no they’re coming from the other side no don’t

You oh my [ __ ] god it The there all right so oh my [ __ ] God just kill Him seriously you’re surrounded push the damn thing down finally where the [ __ ] is the last one there it is they’re coming from the other side the other entr the signals from the field W takes no effort whatsoever now bour why don’t you come closer and say

That you must learn how to speak French it would mask your barbaric sensibilities perhaps you could teach me and I would instruct you in fighting since you seem to do so little of it as amusing as this parley has been I’d like your unconditional surrender Before

Sunrise H my lady Bianca will whisper it in your ear I believe another lady might object to that I’ll kill you for Fran calm down you know my terms enter my Camp unarmed at dawn and practice your PR soon all of Italy will be speaking it I’ll get you gra

Here stop their anger and focus death this is their Camp you steal a man’s wife and then go hide inside a fortress nothing hangs between your thighs in fact there is a hole there so deep it reaches into the Malo Inferno what good are you to dead we

Will regroup and fight through the gates as we did the arsenale the entrance is thicker with Frenchmen than the streets of pirate so we will climb the battlements they cannot be scaled basa would know what to do maybe this is the end I enter at dawn bearing gifts and

Hope that coward spares her life what did I say call your men back to the barracks I will explain there you better have something good fall back eyes fls oh I found it no stay I want to tell you a little story yeah bu just leave it CS all right this [ __ ]

C there we go was that him screaming what the [ __ ] you have a plan once inside your men can overpower the Camp’s patrols correct yes but especially if the patrols are taken completely by surprise ma then we need to liberate several suits of French armor at dawn we are going to walk right

Inor you are truly a man after my own heart magnific I will get the armor my troops will gather it from the dead we will then depart from the north so as not to arouse suspicion and that’s you make sure to kill them without a fight the armor has to stay

Clean kill them without a fight okay great no detection again of course wait how far away these [ __ ] very [ __ ] far away all right looks rather Here we go down that Right wait so I’ve got to try and take down all these guys without without being detected you [ __ ] serious okay how am I supposed to [ __ ] do that I can use the crossbow Yeah oh okay so that’s only for full synchronization yeah well [ __ ] that because that’s that wasn’t going to happen I mean I could have run up and stabbed both of them but that just wasn’t going to [ __ ] happen oh no I have a question your armor wasn’t clean well too bad cuz there’s

Going to be like blood spots on him anyway from being stabbed dumb ass God damn it [ __ ] off I want to grab that guy cut the [ __ ] off trying to get him that prick keeps [ __ ] all Right [ __ ] die pit no don’t do it oops yes I get it I’m at low [ __ ] Health this [ __ ] guy keeps deflecting all my goddamn shots [ __ ] off God damn It all right I know I don’t have to actually worry about that [ __ ] [ __ ] kill them however I want go to that group since there another one close together where’s my horse come on horse get on oh okay that’s right is that’s go around watch where [ __ ] wall of peasants knocked me

Down can I get off the horse okay is there like no other way into this spot or something oh a girl now dude oh my [ __ ] god he was right in front of you [ __ ] stabbed him oh my God kick the [ __ ] Guy what the [ __ ] game I pressing the [ __ ] button kick him [ __ ] hell yeah finally God damn it come on You [ __ ] off and somehow these two idiots don’t even know I’m here all the noise won’t get away die okay Whatever there’s something something strange about that man yeah like I just murdered an entire Camp full of Frenchmen where are you going horse come here the [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] oh that’s why cuz that wasn’t my horse whatever was it and there’s the other one hey hey the

Other one’s all the way down there wait that’s not it’s the other gu guy where’s the group then that I was supposed to be close by they up there God damn it damn it another [ __ ] horse W come down here something I’ll just climb up there myself

All right okay so I’m get in Here all right another one I’m starting to get angry Someone all right these two idiots close enough that I can just do no they’re not of course theyare me I’m not like the I am pressing the button to kick him so K what the [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] you you damn that many medkits out all right horse better [ __ ] come this

Time there we go I have no [ __ ] clue what the point of that was I mean seriously if you’re going to get inside that base wasn’t the whole point being an assassin you could just slip in there and that’ be the end of it apparently not I will [ __ ] really What what are youing let me go am I your way tied up what the what are you doing oh let me go can go to the base now yeah they they go on and on on like whole the whole the [ __ ] Bas is impregnable so we got to trick them and

Get in there with their own gear on and [ __ ] but it’s like seriously you could just where the [ __ ] am I going that way you could just slip over the [ __ ] wall or something hold on this is even the [ __ ] and that for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] die you God damn

It who the [ __ ] else is following me don’t be sh ITI disposal not Again okay that’s not even the guy I was targeting so what the hell oh my God kick him I pressing the kick button [ __ ] hell game every [ __ ] time all right bring me my damn horse [ __ ] finally get there already figure out where the [ __ ] I hey

Hey up going in a different direction somehow Okay so we ended up in a different place that actually explains it bring me a suit of that perverted armor you are not wearing one what it is part of the plan you surrender to us we are bringing you to the baron ah yes

Then what then we kill attack on my signal like what the [ __ ] else are we going to do go change into costume Don approaches get into form I know we’ll beat them bread do not lose any health squares yeah well that’s unlikely to happen so [ __ ]

Whatever days are you will kill where we going may take a little while okay they all seem to be running that way where is the location we’re going to why we’re just following these chops all right f to my side um wow okay so the costumes didn’t help

At all so what was the point oh my God kick him thank you [ __ ] hell I am not in the middle of an attack animation when that happens so I don’t understand why that keeps Happening also why are we fighting these guys like doesn’t this planand defeat the purpose of wearing the outfit in the first place that is the whole reason we’re wearing this [ __ ] come on we must follow the patrol route we cannot deviate of the Duke’s men will know something is wrong [ __ ] attacking us

Already what so blind the plan has already failed that lazy inbr can’t see the battlefield whatever the French may think come on well they’re going to think something up if we don’t walk in this exact [ __ ] Direction and yet they already attacked us [ __ ] brilliant What troops up ahead your plan is Rel land wow kind of I believe in Fair May the best man win jezar and Deo seem to have a different style there will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other and on that day we will

See what mankind is truly capable of heard that before really it is something your father are you [ __ ] oh my God you that is the stupidest thing you got four [ __ ] random guys that somehow know that we’re bad guys and they attack us the second I go and kill one of those

Regular ones n failed the best man win and have a different style there will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other and on that day we will see what mankind is truly capable of no [ __ ] W because that’ll never happen kidding yourself bar I will take care of

Them death comes for you he’s literally standing right next to him how else was I supposed to deal with that do I have to walk whatever stupid thing your right they went close enough together for me to take them out believe I like these two idiots over here

Somehow I can just stab them and seem to have a different style there will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other they close enough together that I could do literally a [ __ ] I could reach out to stab the both for whatever reason heard that before it is something

Your father Wants okay please go just let me I will take care of them whatever come on like I literally the [ __ ] what what now what a [ __ ] guy saw me stab him is that it cuz what apparently there’s no one here now so what these B have committed every conceivable now going that

Wayist we to have this Gathering point so [ __ ] far away from the location go away sing a go up stairs I want to go over here okay what you doing stop before you then oh my God yes thank you kill him takes you a [ __ ] minute doesn’t It I we should have tried to repair my armor while I was back there but never mind now is this finally [ __ ] it can we go inside oh now it works as the okay right here and somehow I are you from open the gate those be friend

There were a couple of French ghosts in F okay see I buy that all right so all right so yeah okay actually see this inner wall still there should be something around here that I can use that [Applause] [ __ ] stay in there why the hell you [Applause] moved again what stop [ __ ] dropping

Out of the group what are you doing getting tripped over the [ __ ] whatever General dalano it seems that you have seen the light enough of your crap release my wife such entitlement from a man born with nothing to his name mine is worth its Curr what do you

Expect unlike yours which is counterfeit how dare you you think that commanding an army grants you nobility nobility comes from fighting beside your soldiers not kidnapping a woman to cheat your way out of battle why don’t you grow up here and release my wife you Savages never

Learn you know we could have just shot him oh don’t lose any health squares I literally lost four Are you going to with tank yeah You ETO you have to save my wife take the rooftop yeah I’ll do that when I can see you again yeah okay I really care about that all right so what I going to do get there I guess up here I can used to climb up You sick of those pipe R [ __ ] all right uh on still too damn High all right um the hell am I supposed to use the get out there also how do you not know why what the [ __ ] okay so I’m supposed to take to the rooftops but there’s no way in up here

In Aly um oh my God just okay I just had to boot him in the face three times that makes sense seriously how the [ __ ] do you get over that there’s no away now you die there maybe no that’s me please of course now that’s white cuz yeah it’s not wide enough [ __ ]

Me okay where the oh my God back out cuz that’s I I didn’t get it there’s nothing here that I can climb up on are you [ __ ] kidding me he says go to the [ __ ] rooftops go save the wife so no it’s go to the gate controller Fu but you’re an

Idiot it’s no wonder I got to do all the [ __ ] work haven’t I seen you before wait kill the baron without being seen are you [ __ ] serious oh my God like we we’re literally wearing their [ __ ] they know it’s us why isn’t she just getting shot whatever [ __ ] You why couldn’t I have just walked up to him in stab him I I don’t they didn’t know it was me straight away I only wanted respect and you’re not getting it you’re dead respect is earned nor inherited or purchased perhaps you are right I need more time which you don’t have bye

Now if every woman in this game can stop getting themselves kidnapped that’d be great don’t ever disappear again I was lost without you really but you rescued me that’s your I did not it was all your husband’s idea it was you are my now I better earn that title you

Will thank you and EXC to kill some Frenchmen I guess [ __ ] all right oh I still managed to get it done in less than 5 minutes wow even with that bumbling around because of what a b told me to do right sitting here thinking I had to

Scale the goddamn walls and then you can’t [ __ ] stupid was there key to the Castello okay okay what am I doing now oh Bank money time give me that 88,000 nice yeah give an invest okay what was that buddist prayer beat does that mean I have enough for that other thing now where’s

The I have whatever the hell was I was supposed to get off this guy repair all this [ __ ] Oop There You Go sir mention me to your am okay when you stop talking I can okay now I can’t I need to oh my God just thank you weapons okay

That’s is that what I was supposed to no complete the shop quest to unlock this item so I still don’t have that and what is this why is two speed plus one damage deflect there don’t like it really changes all that much plus one damage plus two speed SP we go all right

Oh I did have enough stuff for that okay so it’s whatever I have the sword on exotic what’s this two shrunken heads one more Indian Diamond what was it that I just grabbed that’s should do I hope and please is that what I got now cuz that looks like a tiny freaking

Sword do I even want that doesn’t even have a real comparison okay so fine go back to this thing huh okay well whatever I was sure I had it was it’s a thing uh where am I going that way actually hold on I’ve gotal here after is that just the way into the

Base please spare me please wasn’t even trying to do that but cool kick him off anyway [ __ ] you got get past the people come on you want that in have it running okay um inter okay all right so All right so I still need to take out one more Tower which I’m pretty sure is behind a curtain if I can’t go there so why is that you get a group of one then you go a group of three then you go a group of two how does that

Work understand what the [ __ ] going on with that but all right I God get level five dud whoops up do that I got I got still two sevens no no it’s only a level one it’s only a level two don’t level three there we go all right hopefully that’ll deal with

All of that [ __ ] now to go back to whatever the [ __ ] I was supposed to be doing can you stop grabbing balls good thing I didn’t land on that I would have probably killed myself where am I actually going though all the [ __ ] way over there all right um where am I right

Now right [ __ ] there so we’ll go to that [ __ ] oh that didn’t Land on the peasant there you go break the fall okay stop climbing thank you all right where am I going where is the [ __ ] is the thing there we go thieves killed save me having a [ __ ] walk all the way over there is this mind he’s hiding

Behind I’ve sent my men now to find himo if I may what is it someone warned Rodrigo to stay away from the Castello Mai do you have proof no we must not if it turn out to be you I’m not going to be surprised the boria

Know the locations of our spies who told them Maestro melli asked about our search for Petro eara today well [ __ ] me location of the th SK all right got to go murder some [Applause] counts that’s not one of the Enemies game now you die F okay can everyone stop hitting me when

I’m trying to get there seriously you’re on my team idiot seriously again stop hitting oh my God [ __ ] useless all of you right you’re either getting in the way stop me from attacking idiots Or [ __ ] hit me instead you’re an Idiot come on oh my go are we good [Applause] now I still do not believe Maki has turned traitor first The Villa attack then the Castello and now this yeah well this dude is really [ __ ] keen on Mak me thinking it’s him also a my damn horse so come here all that idiot

Hits too far away he hey realize there is a war going on for where do we even going Mission damage property was successful oh that’s yeah that’s right figure out what the [ __ ] that was talking about God damn assassin contract okay traveling a long way to do what exactly

Is just run right in front of me when I’m trying to attack them you [ __ ] I can’t [ __ ] what are you doing oh it’s him never mind he’s H me anyway very CL a [ __ ] oh God [ __ ] sake come here fing die what were you able to find out patro

Is to be assassinated this evening ches sent his butcher not the butcher the [ __ ] that is all right where we going now the best killer in Roma no one escapes him until tonight come on H where we going hey hey oh that’s another propotion what are you what the [ __ ] are you

Doing okay no stop trying to attack the one I’m going after you idiot Go and Kill the other guy [ __ ] hell you walk over to just about smack me trying to hit the other dude you’re an idiot always in the wrong place at the wrong time

Please you you want a dead man okay I didn’t even push the attack button but all right it’s Whatever why is he falling down and then getting back up again [ __ ] die did you uncover information about Petro the man is an actor and he is performing in a place one of the reasons I prefer to fight by myself idiots just keep getting in the way I’m

Out where are we going I’m supposed to be following you you’re just smacking this dude with a mace or whatever you’ve got very clever apparently uh your minions don’t mean all that much to you if you could just waste your time like that hey once again he gets confused about where we’re going

Apparently [ __ ] those guys he coming supposed to be following you idiot come on seg with oh okay got to locate he should know who the thief is and how to find him but I’m having to look for him myself but would he be the guy that’s getting attacked by all of these baby

Also there’s more than one Thief okay and apparently the one I was after is dead they all look the [ __ ] same how are you supposed to tell let me the killer lose all right going to run everybody over okay I supposed to have pulled my sword out why the hell haven’t I

What did you find out about Petro he is to be suspended from across nikto will come for him with a spear is suspended cross okay that’s right this is that location that I yeah I need I think I need to to buy this area in order in order to use

It okay what do you want where is Petro I cannot tell you but micheletto Waits at The City Gate east of the terano he intends to disguise his men to make the killing look like an accident he will lead me to lcr’s lover ETO maavi has betrayed us we would

Both wish to deny it but the truth is now clear do what dude you’ve been accusing him from the [ __ ] star if you don’t I will without bpas thieves and they required the help of my recruits well yeah guess that’s the only way to do it then isn’t it

Ah wait can I actually get this damn it no okay it’s still controlled by that Tower which I don’t think I can get to yet that whole area is supposed to be closed off at least it was there hold on where is it on the

Map that way okay let’s see if I can get there yeah deal with that I’ll have this area will open up as well then yeah all right cool I can do that Now wait is the guy actually up in the tower huh [Applause] ow my God I’m telling you to jump what are you doing come on D okay yeah I can’t get my high so w [ __ ] there we go I think that’s the last Tower in the region now the [ __ ] [Applause] It’s not here no stop doing that all right now that I’m here right grab this freaking chest it’s been denied me the whole [ __ ] time and where’s the front door there all right I need to recruit one more person for that All right send your gun H well okay that’ll do it all right oh someone no never mind he’s just [ __ ] leaving all right so we’ve got Reds I’ll you looking like Grand ambassadors [ __ ] it I’ll grab the large poison final where we go more knife upgrades despite the fact that I’m not really

Using any knives it’s it’s about the same [ __ ] as before why this wellest because [ __ ] it I’m not even sure what the hell that’s actually accomplishing now um God here is another never mind great This I have some of the latest Works to come from Perino’s Workshop My all right then there’s the Stapes attraction is there anything else in this location that I need to try get a hold of maybe That there it is right stop grabbing that Can I move there’s still eight eight other tunnels that I haven’t got yet it does look like there’s more of this map to be unlocked at some point this well that CL is all uh oh okay doesn’t show the Tunnels I don’t know why the hell my horse is now brown but whatever wait hold on even see these thread shots right over the top what do you go Bo dager extra and apparently I have full crossbow bolts probably from just murdering so [ __ ] awesome the bank I your Cur

Is you never seen prizes like a good right that should be all the [ __ ] locations so as drastic as it may if I go along here yeah this [Applause] dude there we go get a hold of This we go now finally please do come again one out of Eight yeah cuz there’s a few of those guys along here isn’t there hey hey yeah I still need to figure out how to get up on top of that wonder if this section of we fix it give me a ladder or something Yep there we go there’s a ladder what doing so now I get the Viewpoint it’s taking me forever the horse won’t come up here come on here except here there’s nothing to jump down on so where is that ladder wa what was that shiny no he must be

Late mission in progress support the current mission to meet with Leonardo but is it because those other mission is in progress doesn’t show those on the map when I do that all right after destroying the boat thing I thought that was all of them or is that another one no that’s a

Treasure okay must be talking about this the actual mission that I’m supposed to be doing or something I guess I I don’t [ __ ] know it’s whatever get on the Halles go that way I want to took out all the places Leonardo wanted me destroy whatever so please I have

[ __ ] dude’s right there at the front door let me kill up there in stab him dear friend would I lie to you yes you told your brother about my War plans in Romania who contacted the ambassador of venetsia it was an accident I am still your servant and and Ally how is that

Are you demand that I discount your actions and rely on friendship I am asking not demanding to unite Italia I must have every institution under my control but you don’t have the Thieves Guild or the whes or bot I eliminate it entirely you know that I really work for

You not the pope ah but do I TR there’s only one way I can know that uncondition now you intend to kill me your most loyal friend of course not are you letting me go kill me of course not he will will not regret see guards give me kto the costumes for

The play lucrecia is mine no one else shall have her make doubly sure it is done correctly I obey no one else will have her wa you say that the uh D Fran guy she was pouring herself out to is that it back at the [ __ ] Castle I following

You tell me he’s I care I going to say cuz if these idiots on Horseback can still just turn around and be like oh he’s following me hey hey why do it say I’m getting further away from my target who oh [ __ ] come on get over there no no no no no

[ __ ] get him [ __ ] no you [ __ ] prick get off I need to God damn it would have killed the [ __ ] Pike dude in 2 seconds if that other idiot had [ __ ] hit me in the back [ __ ] C all right so what am I supposed to be doing

Now I’m might okay does he know that I’m following him because I’m [ __ ] up here if they can’t see me then he should no great I have a question for you good say those other idiots will [ __ ] see me get out of the pile thank

You once you get rested you follow me to the plan capito okay so what do I have to steal his outfit move close enough to highlight okay what oh what now seriously game it just it was just giving me a hint as to what to do with the you for

[ __ ] sake it was just telling me how to use my assassins to [ __ ] kill the guy and then it’s no they discovered you um [ __ ] what if I wasn’t supposed to kill the guy then what the [ __ ] was I meant to do all right [ __ ] be

Clear this time no no no don’t trip over the [ __ ] jump across there you go see was supposed to go stop right there you once you get rested you follow me to the place Capo so what am I doing that is exactly what happened last time what the [ __ ] oh my

God oh [ __ ] s yeah I know I know it’s got to come on horse oh my God damn it can’t [ __ ] get the goddamn horse fast enough to get the [ __ ] guy now yeah that’s going to [ __ ] hurt oh my God fine just drop if you’re

Going to [ __ ] do that get on the horse all right kill me here what the [ __ ] is he doing come on stay all of a sudden and this dude’s just killing peasants along the road okay how all of a sudden this guy takes longer to oh for [ __ ] sake what do you

Want no no I wasn’t that [ __ ] close what the hell God damn it just [ __ ] go to the place you meant to be going to Buddy and stop [ __ ] being an idiot God damn it all right here waiting for you to get past the guard that you must have run into and

Then you [ __ ] knock over all these idiots along the road get yourself [ __ ] you see I’m not that [ __ ] close so if he turns around again [ __ ] stab aun hey hey please give me a [ __ ] checkpoint that’s s of that [ __ ] ruin area the Assassin will use our help and whatever buddy shut

Up hey hey yeah yeah here Right this it this is it finally all right [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay I just fell through the such pain as you have what okay trying to [ __ ] jump over there and attack that guy but no we can’t do that can we got to fall through the

Building somehow that has a ceiling on it so what am I doing I supposed to be killing him or what [ __ ] sake he’s [ __ ] tailing me once you get dressed you follow me to the play Capo oh [ __ ] sake so I’m still the last location Yet another use assassin recruits to assassinate your targets failed that that it doesn’t make any [ __ ] sense because I literally just got them to kill everybody and he [ __ ] off before I could even get oh my God this [ __ ] mission is a pain in the ass all right dude just [ __ ] bailed

Before I even had a chance to get those guys killed how [ __ ] fast that count walks piss off dude if you’re going to go [ __ ] go also where the hell is my horse go you [ __ ] what are you [ __ ] waiting for seriously there’s a freaking wall in

The way can you just stand there [ __ ] staring at it hey hey uh just want to kill this dude already he’s pissing me off here through like what 100 [ __ ] locations to steal costumes for a play why can’t I just use my group of dudes to scale the [ __ ] wolves like

We should be doing and just get in there and stab everyone [ __ ] sake that R Willem starts running faster and then slows down again all right is this another Yep this is another one of those locations stop IM whatever [ __ ] off ring do you walk in the shadow if you

Oh my God would you [ __ ] off God damn it [ __ ] keep forgetting that I can’t I can’t Parry that [ __ ] God damn it Okay seriously kill that [ __ ] prick okay back the [ __ ] out use your goddamn gun shooting all right pissing me off there get him right now I’ve got to [ __ ] nice CL looks like a deacon trying to avoid the P yeah I’m trying to kick them but it’s

[ __ ] aiming at the wrong [ __ ] guy for some reason and then for for whatever reason a step gets in my way I can’t [ __ ] just Dr down really goding full ball guys there on him okay there’s literally a guy right there why are you targeting him seriously I see

Him go go hurry I’m losing in you die now there he is there he is and all this noise and all the [ __ ] guys in there can’t hear me killing them and get alerted so you know this country is deaf as [ __ ] and yet in every other Mission

They’ll hear you at the drop of the Hat once you get dressed you follow me to the play oh [ __ ] it get off of course sees me in an instant [ __ ] hate these cuns I seriously do need to do die stop making me follow him let me kill

Him and awesome now I’ve got to [ __ ] do all that again no oh my God no climb why is it so difficult for this game to [ __ ] do what I want it to do try to climb the wall wall what does it do it jumps off the wall stop You oh great now we go [ __ ] more of them see why can’t I [ __ ] like counter that I don’t understand why I can’t do that it is the stupidest just thing okay it’s a [ __ ] Albert Now I mean that you [ __ ] off right the big sword I can understand because you know it’s you know heavy strike that makes sense but the hood is not most the time you’re getting [ __ ] stabbed with it they’re stabbing you with it you should be able to Parry the [ __ ]

Thing yeah yeah fine kill all of them good stuff moving on and my horse literally just Barrel over that [ __ ] where are you going hello where’s my horse is that my horse or is that his horse what the what the [ __ ] is going on he he’s running on foot

Now okay so he’s going here yeah he seek P he acts on stage Senor one of my men will take you to him we have some centurions here I wear the black shirt protect me and wait for pilot call to the Centurion to strike okay I must get to P before he

Does oh great so it’s a race against [ __ ] time yay it’s what I needed do not kill anyone other than the gunman yeah I no at this point I feel like killing everyone one okay I’m not doing that and I’ve already failed apparently by using it literally makes no sense I used

The Assassin like my recruits to kill every single [ __ ] Target right I use the recruits to kill every Target and yet it says no you failed dumbest thing come on climb it’s for only killing gunman [ __ ] that [ __ ] right off I hate you guys guys so you can [ __ ] off

Too all right so I’m noticing there’s no actual timer here like I thought there was going to be so [ __ ] hey right trailing missions are annoying as [ __ ] are you kidding me I can’t go any further all that [ __ ] time and stupid things like nope you can’t do

That are you [ __ ] seriously how is it that I can’t climb up that it’s [ __ ] frustrating it’s like it’s so obvious you should be able to do certain things but it just won’t let you do it oh [ __ ] just kill them right shut up not the rude for your [ __ ] [ __ ] my

God he’s right there [ __ ] oh my God you are you [ __ ] kidding me game okay he was Within Reach for me to use the [ __ ] jump and strike [ __ ] and yet I just wouldn’t do it what the [ __ ] Kill this piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] you too all right I thought that over there was supposed to be a checkpoint thing so I was like okay maybe I’ll just end up there when I come back no [ __ ] it started all from the beginning of course oh

All right so which part of this am I supposed to be [ __ ] climbing up if I couldn’t do that from the inside God damn it get off all right so what can I climb up here all right yeah so this is the next B good [ __ ] hell well cuz I picked the

Wrong [ __ ] location to try and climb and let me guess this is how I get down to the stage now so was there a point to me climbing all the way to the top at all okay what what are we looking for is this the location of all the guards or

Something um okay my God my God why hast thou thus forsaken me Mera which cross is Petros har har how he crith upon Elijah to deliver him which one is his the other two AR come here or not my thst is clearly it’s that guy cuz they’re going to kill him with the

Spear yeah thou shal drink no more was he eating a potato I don’t know what that was supposed to be but that looked like it it was potato eliminate the gunman before heading back oh God damn it how many are there four and there around the opposite side of

The the complete opposite side of the goddamn Coliseum yay serious I can’t there we go okay how did whatever shut up okay why can’t I climb up that seriously no don’t just drop [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy better not see me he did I may not see all right [ __ ] crossbow [ __ ]

You hi King Of Heaven I see the here on my hand and on my spear running water thr [ __ ] on my eyes some can fall that I may see both like how it says detected when no one knows I’m here and I [ __ ] killed that guy son of a [ __ ]

What the [ __ ] are you doing not what H I’m God damn stupid freaking thing all right not give me my damn crossbow and take good heat th must do as the me b a thing that is full of great need I will do as he PA me but on

Your peril it shall be what I do I may not see whether it be evil or good high King Of Heaven I see the here on my hand and on my spear running what thow and on my eyes some can fall that I may see both one and all Lord where does

This water going backstage over here alas Alas and wo is me what deed have I done a man I see to I have slain in this dead me kill them now I be now for I was not what I did Jesus much have I heard the speak of

That seek and blind through thy pity thou Hast healed before in this city as the hasal me okay clearly I’m not supposed to interact with for while I leave in days three thou will rise Lord I okay so I don’t go that way would you like to lose [ __ ]

Hell we’re going e then whatever God what heart have you to slay this man that I hear see dead hanging that never find your correct spot in the play without arousing suspicion therefore a tomb is made for me there in his body there shall be uh

For he is king of bliss sir Joseph I say ass surely this is God Son Almighty the [ __ ] I’m supposed to be standing game what the [ __ ] all right I see those guys walking out so I walk out and then it just it just keeps counting down so what the

[ __ ] what is this thing is that one of those secret Crips or something like that the wolven thing uh can I just get this done so I can kill those [ __ ] guys I really tired God what heart have you to slay this man that I hear see dead hanging that never

Yet did a Miss for surely God’s son is he therefore a tomb is made for me therein his body buried shall be for he is king of so then it tells me to use the Eagle Vision I say ass surely this I like how it tells me that the second time around

Like oh you should have just done this the first you would have failed shall he be thank you I shall help thee to take him down devotedly their pilot he shall I the pray a boon thou grant me as thou may this Prophet that is dead today now gr

Me am I continuously having to move can I Just go to a location stay there attack whatever all right this really shouldn’t be that difficult I’ve got a crossbow I could literally just pull it out right now and shoot that [ __ ] all right and we’re all meant to be assassins or thieves or whatever so

We could just [ __ ] off already in good faith if that soran says that he is a dead him will I not deny see how [ __ ] easy was that could have just done that from the beginning you cannot save Petro the wine he drank was poisoned as I promise that was wine seriously that

Looked like a potato all right it was a spear with like a like a [ __ ] sort of round object on top and it looked like he was definitely eating it the agent of his destruction but whatever I’m sticking with potato cut him down this was not in rehearsal

Um they were hold their guards I was going to say they were Gods everywhere why aren’t they attacking right now do not swim are you serious do not swim all right fine we are here to help good go and do something I’ve got to carry Jesus over Here sorry [Applause] Jesus who are you your savior deep precious and most Rob he’s been poisoned that power Cana drink this hurry give him a moment what was that Scotch I feel better Lees will lead before recovery I cannot thank you enough I the key to the cast you know

That what are you talking about I’m simply a poor actor chz knows about you in lcia here stop wait for us we thought you had been killed ceto not yet where does this passage lead to the north outside the walls let me through I must go help the

Troops okay momento you were at the Villa auditor during the attack H certainly was I trying to figure out why exactly son of a [ __ ] don’t give me this [ __ ] now no [ __ ] keep going all right sick of this [ __ ] we’re going to chase people down all right had enough of it

Already I want to kill this man [ __ ] me and then these [ __ ] are going faster than I am piss off no no no piss off had enough of your [ __ ] no get the [ __ ] up there damn it where is he God damn it just go all right just standing there very

Helpful come on finally catching up to this clown [ __ ] I’m going to stab you why did you run I and I’m going to take your damn shoes you are the tractor not Maki long live the b m I was right I have to stop lav before he gets to Mak

Val Al F oh God damn it now I got another goddamn time Mission can you just let me have my kill people thing and move on it’s just you can’t let me have that game all right you know what come on horse see my horse is black now why is

My horse black now and it wasn’t a minute to go like the last last time I summoned the damn horse it was brown like how does that make sense get get out of the way giant horse’s ass I have discovered the traitor what one of our men he was

At the Villa attack here he carried his letter my God this is good news more than you know I am once again in your death at your what de is there amongst friends who trust one another Yes except he hasn’t trusted him since F go so come Nicolo it

Has been far too long since we’ve talked I heard the colosium Passion Play took an unexpected turn this evening really it seems Jesu chisto was resurrected 3 days early uh yeah something like that God damn it come friends now can that be enough of the goddamn escorts and other [ __ ] that’ be Great [ __ ] man I’ve used 10 godamn huh I just need one aconite okay I will invest in your oh is this investment reward the beads which now I don’t need anymore also okay seriously why does this thing keep highlighting sections of this map that I am not clicking on

Right uh where are you you’re that way oh God damn just jump what are you doing God game all right I mean seriously great game and all but I I Tire of these mechanics going completely [ __ ] awkward every time something happens it’s like The Liberation of Roma has begun my

Thanks yeah you got 11 other people ahead of you so I survive the day out here can you help me I would gladly fight for you yeah um just you know join the rest of them like I said there’s 11 others Wait pretty sure the base was around here somewhere at least one of the entrances to said base I have never seen a stranger man yeah I’m pretty sure you’ve seen stranger man too all right we pride ourselves are delivering good quality I should need to worry about that just Where is the entrance around this side it’s got to be around you somewhere there it is just go the other way actually would have been faster oh well BP how goes Roma very well IO the French and Papal forces are in disarray then it is almost time call the the

Assassins together and bring Claudia now yes do what I say [ __ ] the wisdom of our Creed is revealed through these words we work in except your limits Embrace failure we are assassins Claudia we here dedicate Our Lives to protecting the freedom of humanity Mario our father and our brother once stood around this fire fighting off the

Darkness now I offer the choice to you join us madame assass you and I have not seen eye to eye on many issues but you are exactly what the order needed you have L the charge temp and rebuilt this Brotherhood now we must put AIO where he belongs at the head of the

Assassins yeah I’ve been doing all the work so far so [ __ ] might as well be the guy in chat you will now be known as ill men the guardian of our order and our secrets I mean [ __ ] I’ve TW I’ve trained 12 [ __ ] people without lifting a finger blindly followed the truth

Remember nothing is true where other men are limited by morality and law remember we will get loading screens just seems odd oh we forgot to put the H stack down there smash I have always stood by you I was the one who brought you to Roma and

The one who caused the explosion as you fled the Castello the mercenary who protected you at IL coloso were mine as well you just did not know it myestro melli J has returned to Roma alone he rides for the Castel s Angelo gra well the decision is yours not mine

Nicolo you better not stop telling me what you think why else would I seek the opinion of my most trusted advisor go kill them Mentor finish what you started go kill them uh I intend to write a book about you one day if you do make it short

Short poorly written and I die at the end how you couldn’t get 100% on that one is beyond me since you didn’t actually have to do anything except walk through a door Sunday Bloody Sunday do I get to kill the pope again this time like you know make it stick not just beat him up also where’s my yes new items are unlocked whatever can I have the thing it’s literally right here thank you finally Okay What’s Whitey got oh that’s right he doesn’t get that all right so need some was it Clin there you go need some level one stuff for that guy level threes left no keep that for somebody else then all right all level three only 30% all right that 86% still better than huh [ __ ]

30 all right so I still got one 2 three four five 6 7 8 9 10 11 15 or so different locations 16 go with L all close to 20 locations that I need to still get but that’ll do that offline because that’s it’s a waste of time

Really uh where the [ __ ] am I right now I’m over here where’s the objective the [ __ ] way over there all right go over there and start getting some more tunnels happening so where’s that that Way jump thank you I’ll be are extended all citizens of the English Nation for the loss of your Ambassador what your th I suppose it wasn’t hey you go you guys look important yoink all secret Tunnel okay so what’s the closest one I guess that would be that one I do find it kind of strange that no one realizes that you’re using that as a tunnel to get around like anybody that saw that would be like oh hey that’s a secret [ __ ]

Tunnel I mean clearly what the [ __ ] else is it you can get inside got a throw open my private gallery to members of the public this Monday hope youve made your peace with oh [ __ ] oh godam why didn’t we see that guy coming [Applause] oh [ __ ] [Applause] you I want no part of you hey guy SC no oh God damn it [Applause] no cop that in the face run way she run he just barrels everyone over what a [ __ ] oh it’s a restricted area oh [ __ ] yeah I’m already it’s the what was it the Castell

Uh [ __ ] is there something I can climb up here what’s the matter with you damn it guess not oh I can go inside can I thought I had to climb up do not be detected [ __ ] hell yet again with the detection I mean hell I was going to try

And just no no no no kill him son of a [ __ ] I was going to going to try and just climb the outer wall or something but [ __ ] it whatever all right telling you to climb and you go inside what are you doing dude just don’t piss me off already okay come

On it’s already a new Mission I want to do something want to get this done got too many fuckups Dam damn it there’s a God the other end come on you got this man okay apparently you don’t got this okay there’s no one here that seems a bit odd chestday you piece of

[ __ ] I want to see the pope his Holiness waits for you at the top of the Castel in his Apartments get out of my way uhhuh find the secret oh [ __ ] that guy just teleported in what the hell oh God damn it so did that guy no [ __ ] God damn

It all right I wanted you to turn around not leap across to the other side down right [ __ ] damn it okay of course that’s not God damn it every godamn time I keep thinking I’m going to fail because it’s uh not the full 100% synchronization thing it’s

It’s the actual Mission objective do not you know get detected and so you know since I’m not really giving two shits about that keep thinking I failed before I even [ __ ] actually do fail the mission now you [ __ ] off son of a [ __ ] all right so how do I get in there

All right I’m pretty sure I can [ __ ] not where I wanted to go God damn it you don’t want jump down and kill him all right want to LEAP across to that clearly not the right [ __ ] angle so now now I’ve going to [ __ ] do this climb up thank

You are you kidding me I can’t you have any information I can’t hang on the end of that that is so dumb but all right but I can grab it there all right stop trying to go up the wall go up the stairs all right now this actually would

Have made sense if you had to do this without being detected period not just the 100% synchronization crap but that it keeps confusing me every [ __ ] time I see that thinking oh [ __ ] if that happens I fail and then it I am terribly sorry M but the pope

Has taken it off he meets with ch be so sneaky after all you did not tell me chz had returned that woman gives me so much why stay if I can’t actually climb up that what iing am I jumping across to that or something cuz it it’s not letting me do that

Either stop trying to do that just right can I climb the door no I can’t climb the door so what the [ __ ] am I climbing up then right cuz I feel like I’m supposed to do that and yet it won’t let me okay I can’t go that way I can’t go

Up I can’t go down I can’t go across that so what am I doing what am I [ __ ] doing game okay climb up there all right I mean this this looks like I’m supposed to get what across to there climb up onto that and then go across from that section there

But like I figured you got to start here but is what are you doing but I can’t [ __ ] what the oh my god seriously game can you just make up your mind as to what you will let me do and what you won’t let me do I [ __ ] every goddamn

Time I I tried to get it to [ __ ] what are you doing jump across right swing and jump oh my God what the [ __ ] are you doing all right it wouldn’t let me jump across the first time and now all of a sudden it’s letting me do

It this for [ __ ] whatever reason I am supposed to be swinging across but It’s oh my God what the [ __ ] okay so first it wouldn’t let me jump here now it’s letting me [ __ ] jump straight across to that what these games are just so frustrating I don’t understand how it it’s like oh you can’t do this but then you can do this why is

It different and then that oh my God okay seriously all I I want you to do is to jump across to the thing so I can climb up it see now it’s not letting me go across again it’s like you can do it now but then the next time you can’t or the

First time you can’t then the second time you can right thank you for finally doing that without jumping off the other side I don’t know why it was doing that God something so simple and the game just won’t let let me [ __ ] do it it is so

Stupid all right it’s why I just like to have my WD shift for running space bar jumping you know simple [ __ ] [ __ ] they just complicated the [ __ ] out of it for no reason all right now go across no [ __ ] problems just go there get it done all right stop being a [ __ ] game

Really I can’t just okay you belong I will kill yeah well I’ve already killed you so shut the [ __ ] up all right first the goddamn climbing mechanics fail me yet again all right which [ __ ] Direction have I actually got to go in can I go anywhere over there no that’s a cell all

Right this way then I know yeah I know too couldn’t hear you over the sound of the vomiting of the Blood all right wow that took you a fair amount of time to realize I was there [ __ ] oh I can just climb the ordinary shelves Yay like this is so [ __ ] suspect it’s not funny and yet he doesn’t notice a damn thing really okay all right now what I got go out the [ __ ] window come on it’s not that far up in the last game I could literally do some kind of you know jump and ledge

Grab thing okay why can’t you do that in this one get down or what where did he yeah [ __ ] are you going to do you’re going to die that’s what shut up yeah come closer away okay we wait until he can Whatever the the game literally ETO needs to stop messing with those married women dude it’s not not even the married women I tell you what what he needs to do is do what I [ __ ] tell him to do all Right like I I I’m I’m in the [ __ ] the basement of this area right and I’m trying to climb like just some simple [ __ ] oh yeah there’s that trying to climb some simple [ __ ] the game’s like nah you can’t go across there third time after falling down because it didn’t do

What I told it to do it decides oh now you can do what you could in do like 5 minutes ago and it’s like you [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] off my castle cun all right now what the [ __ ] am I doing I see the the green Mark is here

Do I have to go down there is that what I’m doing yeah that’s what I’m doing all right now to kill this guy hopefully finally what has happened here I do not know what you mean my funds my troops gone financial difficulties strike all of us even those with an army

You intend to give me money no I do not then I will use the piece of Eden to get what I want your help is not necessary nears your face but you know abundantly clear to me I’ll enjoy taking it are you aware that the baron de

Valois is dead no did you what reason could I possibly have to kill him was he plotting against me with my brilliant treacherous Captain General I do not have to stand for this the Assassins murdered him why did you not stop them as if I could it was not my decision to

Attack Mon Jon it was yours you came after my house and you killed Mario time you took responsibilities for your AC accomplishments despite the constant interference of failures like you you are not going anywhere constant failures dude he’s the one that literally built most of this

[ __ ] you were in where exactly in the last game yeah no way you everything and yet it’s never enough chz he intends to poison you uh you would not listen to reason father do you not see I control all of this wait that’s his dead if I want to live okay I live

Fair enough if I want to take I take if I want you to die you die oh well where is the piece of Eden stop I know where it is and you did not tell me you too taken it eat it eat the [ __ ] Apple queen you are my sister nothing

More where is oh okay so you were banging your own sister where is the Apple I should be surprised tell me nobility in there [ __ ] in breeding do not kill anyone you know what yeah family is bored you know what I’m going to murder everyone just because I don’t care I want the

Apple all right I already failed the detection thing so [ __ ] it I don’t give two shits little sister [ __ ] you wait wasn’t she standing in the corner yep she’s still there okay I know I know where that bastard is going cool San P guess where my bleeds going Pavilion in the

Courtyard thank you no no don’t don’t walk away I’m not having that God damn it [ __ ] ah you failed me yet again game seriously wait hold on so I got in here through the window and now the window’s closed and I can’t get out through the the

Window what the [ __ ] kind of [ __ ] is that all right well fine just take away my fun Asino Cel [ __ ] yeah I will come for you later [ __ ] kidding Me I can’t just climb up that all right uh this thing can I even no it’s too [ __ ] high uh over here that’s too [ __ ] high okay no I W try to okay okay so that’s just not going to work um can I jump up that no I cannot jump up

That what the [ __ ] can I climb onto that this shit’s too high up to ah okay that finally works again huzzah [ __ ] you all right as long as it doesn’t say innocent they’re dying [ __ ] everybody that’s a wall oh hey money I reckon I could pick him off from

Here oh wait I’ve got a timer [ __ ] didn’t even realize that [ __ ] you get out of the God damn it what’s that another three four guys all right that looks like something I can grab do it wa oh [ __ ] me where’s my horse give me horse little

[ __ ] po where the [ __ ] are you going seriously get the [ __ ] back here hey hey get out the way that counts get May the hell is the [ __ ] exit of this place get here get here wait where the [ __ ] am I am I still inside the okay you won’t go up a flight

Of stairs seriously [ __ ] hell Horse no [ __ ] off okay seriously I deflect the [ __ ] attack do a counter do something anything I can’t climb that [ __ ] awesome damn it fine I can’t I can’t [ __ ] climb that either so how do I get out of here the door’s not [ __ ]

Open what the [ __ ] now the now the door’s open become Anonymous to continue and how the [ __ ] am I going to do that with like 20 guys on me [ __ ] off right I said [ __ ] off you Too come on two more just two More yeah I I wish [ __ ] all right um I need to become Anonymous so can you guys there we go finally uh this thing right it said to use the Eagle Vision that’s the only thing that’s glowing oh now it’s you could just give me the interact

Prompt straight away but no you can’t do that can you got to 100 messages first looking for this my sword will take your Life you sure about that cuz it seems like you [ __ ] up God why doesn’t it work on him though can I can I just throw it at him knock that [ __ ] out do not lose any health this yeah okay yeah well I’ll bet some guy will

[ __ ] you know stab me at least once twice or uh I see go go okay that did Jack all oh what the [ __ ] the more health I lose are you serious and I can’t heal oh that’s brilliant oh wait it health goes back up automatically

Huh yeah um how do I get out of here yeah okay stop trying to climb things when I’m trying to run around it seriously do you okay so I kind of get my horse seriously where is the [ __ ] exit all the way on the other side me all

Right he’s getting away I found him [ __ ] off you know what yeah go and kill yourselves do something be use God damn it why can’t I use my weapons I I’ve got like a bajillion [ __ ] pockets for all these other things but I can’t put a goddamn magic eight ball in my [ __ ]

Pocket seriously oh but I can climb the what get here oh come on game be realistic here you killing my immersion [ __ ] you peasant also I’m going swimming all right you guys can eat my entire ass I’m out [ __ ] action music but do not lose any health yeah

Kind of hard to do that when you if you have to use the Apple it takes your health like what being the only weapon of use Rodrigo Bor is dead and CH yeah and I didn’t get to kill him alive right we must not allow him to assemble his

Remaining supporters the coming weeks are critical with your Aid I will hunt him down my men will Patrol the city but we might need an army we have one wait destroy ch’s Roman army leaving him with little support to wage a Counterattack really is this like the final battle or something

Already CU that seems kind of Fast all right whatever no [ __ ] off dealing with you [ __ ] right now what am I doing up here exactly you must find them they are everywhere and nowhere at once I do not care how they the leader can doesn’t exist you must help us I am ill you

Idot michto will soon be here with my armies and then you will see how quickly the assassini fall you delude yourself cheser God um what sorcery is this wow wait it just said never [Applause] mind [ __ ] You I am like literally killing myself trying to get these people like this is the silliest goddamn move I it’s the apple of strife yeah [ __ ] is isn’t it SE 15 or three a cardinal revealed under stress that chz plans to meet with Templar loyalists in the countryside the

Cardinal departs for the meeting tonight I will follow him I’ll just bring the magic eight ball yep kind of funny how that this this thing never yeah I can’t even get my horse that’s some [ __ ] can’t ride a horse can’t use any weapons but I can climb and jump all over the [ __ ]

Place I must use the weapon that literally will [ __ ] kill me in order for you know to to do things you know what whatever going to get some [ __ ] contracts happening I guess oh it’s locked now [ __ ] fine whatever if it’s locked now then why the

Hell does it let me interact with that it should just say no you can’t do this right now no who’s that over there hey guys really um what what the [ __ ] huh it switched to a weapon that I can’t [ __ ] use for no reason what the hell

Game don’t need to kill me I’m no threat yeah all right what am I doing exactly in this green spot I looking for something cuz I don’t see anything yeah you’re stuck with it for a while longer yeah it just it it [ __ ] boggles the

Mind how they think you know oh wait but you can’t do this cuz you need to hold this in one hand where you have pockets that are literally filled with throwing knives and other you know bits and pieces and [ __ ] nah okay am I looking for something is

That what this is the [ __ ] Eagle Vision [ __ ] cuz I don’t understand what’s going on there’s nothing in this green [ __ ] Circle except to that and the ha stack So so what am I doing game give me a [ __ ] hint Here fine will you kill yourself no apparently that didn’t do it so what the [ __ ] am I doing hello oh really the f i jump literally everywhere else and look around it’s this guy this [ __ ] guy all right right fine [ __ ] see just keep walking [ __ ] oh great I got to [ __ ] eat

[ __ ] join me and I will take back Roma we have decided to elect de la Roi to the papacy we are sorry I paid for your appointment Roma is not the same as it once was borani has become tainted you will regret this decision assassino run

Hired men promise you but as soon as you need help they turn against you guards there the guy that’s like teamed up with be and [ __ ] and somebody shoots me when I have no Health cool thank you thank you for that give me my damn sword will you seriously no fast

Come I’m with you the magic aole come on uh and a better and a better outfit uh friends um there’s a few things he’s got that that Chesire don’t have man oh a real woman that’ be another one cuz you know his the one he’s banging is his sister guess what eat

[ __ ] damn it that one’s still coming move move what the okay why weren’t those guys affected you [ __ ] kidding me you’re supposed to climb dude what are you doing it’s too damn short I’m losing it that one there we go oh [ __ ] me all right stop trying to [ __ ] climb when

I’m running past [ __ ] come on God damn it respect got him all that he went from a drunken [ __ ] to an assassin bad house [ __ ] that D’s got a r damn it why am I going to do this with no [ __ ] seriously damn it that didn’t even [ __ ] [ __ ] hell now I’m with

You yeah you’re with me right because this why can’t you use your gun to shoot that guy or something what the [ __ ] is going on these people are right next to me when I use the power but they don’t do anything they just keep attacking me ah [ __ ]

Eightball do your thing the hell is wrong with you yeah that’s it now go kill each other run clim that’s it don’t that dude clearly has no clue what’s going on all right oh [ __ ] they caught up damn it [ __ ] you you know oh [ __ ] no no no no get

Up apparently every time you shake it again you get out again later yeah ow prick oh so I was supposed to what just get these guys thanks for disrupting that by the way whoever [ __ ] did that how about you go stab one of them do something all right I’m supposed to kill

Just those two guys there you know what can I at least [ __ ] Target the [ __ ] no I can’t fine get my [ __ ] assassins go kill some people all right I’m sick of this [ __ ] eightball right it’s [ __ ] all right kill all of them yeah you better cow in fear [ __ ] yourself on command

What the [ __ ] that guy’s still alive kill him and that guy is there as well so the two Targets that I actually need you to kill you guys haven’t killed You’ killed everyone else let you your put the sword into his body thank you [ __ ] finally oh great there’s more all right

Whatever CP this okay so it says two out of three killed but they’re not killed they’re just mumbling with Insanity all right one more guy over here de breaches for me brother [ __ ] finally you must kill them all this would have been over if you could actually fight stupid Apple yeah I

Know hell if I could have just used the [ __ ] eightball to crack someone in the head with it would have been over faster than using the magic [ __ ] main GA the Assassins we face him together yeah can I put the [ __ ] thing down you know and use the [ __ ] blades

That I’ve no I can’t no I [ __ ] can’t oh hey yeah pop that [ __ ] I’ve taken down 20 guys at once solo ETO can can handle that but Apple yeah I know it’s just it’s terrible oh man and I can’t even unlock that what am I looking for the members of

The all of Italia shall be United and you will rule beside Me um come to watch my Triumph soon micheletto and his army will arrive but you shall be dead before then my will never fail me they know um have a touch of a button all of my personal minions are probably useless now I just got to run around in

Circles for a minute while I heal myself no no no no no oh [ __ ] okay [ __ ] you all right God damn it you don’t fall back Heal thyself yeah I mean if if only there was some vending machines around man and get get myself a quick burrito I don’t know what do you reckon the Italian equivalent of the burrito would be also what am I supposed to be doing right this second i’ got a I’ve

Got a timer on me what’s happening am I just supposed to kill everyone or or am I holding out for that I don’t I don’t understand there’s like one guy left come on vulpi you got this yeah look at that all right so we had to kill them within that timeline all right

Fine brought down your arms chz pto’s troops Mass behind me grab a p oh and for all this is not your city anymore by order of Pope Julius second I arrestar for the crimes of murder betrayal and incest no no no no this is not how it ends change will [Laughter] they it was the man we arrest you yes if you we arrest you there is a way to find out for familiar fery it must be hidden outside the domain of men what a shame hiding a masterpiece Leonardo has not aged well has he yet [ __ ] you what if he

Meant what he said I cannot risk It Um chesare was right I have to leave what about your friends I built this Brotherhood to last with or without me what do you intend to do plant a seed here a gift if this is goodbye then keep your money I do not want it we

Will see it’s not money it’s an empty box you have my word he’s always cooking up new inventions and no wonder he looks kind of run down genius is exhausting yeah yeah and take the money on your meager salary I’ll tell you what my Patron has been genius is one thing but

I I do not approve of his backat glider okay that that whole mission where I was sabotaging like these factories with that thing that was such a pain in the ass it kept falling down because the the damn thing would just stop moving all of

A sudden and it’s like why are you doing this yeah okay are you going to synchronize the map your contract assignment unlock yeah it’s annoying the The Not So machine gun was an interesting one but yeah how did you find it the Apple you stole from the biggest [ __ ] on the

Field time to stab you kill him kill the Assassin the might bastard to pie what oh wait I get weapons again huzzah CAU bullets [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that is that cannon fire much 157 okay so 4 years later at random we’ve we’re halfway like

Come on why the hell couldn’t we have just had an actual battle I don’t like that I need Munitions they come in right at the end of the damn thing I figured everything was going to lead to that but you know it would have just made okay I can’t actually get my

Own horse so I’ll just take F to travel by horse you are on your way to catch chisel you see I just I I wanted to participate in the actual battle not just coming at the end of it and be like aha stab you it’s fun in a all

Bit oh hey the horse finally jumps s yay you comes all right I’ll do it on foot fine like two met down the road here’s another horse why did you kill my other horse if you’re just going to do that hey brothers how about a hug nope [ __ ]

You going to make you waste your time and climb up [ __ ] you don’t need to okay even [ __ ] I don’t know why he couldn’t [ __ ] hear me or anything cuz that is just stupid no no no get off God we you miss me [ __ ] and

Again I have a for you what the that could be you let’s have a closer look oh what the [ __ ] I just trip over that guy trying to jump on him ow that one actually hit me oh I think you become Anonymous to continue are you [ __ ] kidding me I

Got like 20 guys on me [ __ ] off minus one two no no sck of your [ __ ] die God damn it and these [ __ ] spear [ __ ] continuously [ __ ] throwing dirt in my eyes like come on [ __ ] [ __ ] you stab in the throat in the head another one [ __ ] off

Oh God damn it every [ __ ] time when I’m trying to kill a spear can you [ __ ] keep getting in my way [ __ ] off get you piss off already finally CED your attempt it looked like yeah that’s what I thought it l like it was just throwing me to the side but I’m

Like most of the time that doesn’t happen usually it just doesn’t let me jump on them at all it just sort of swings the [ __ ] hands around like it’s I’m attacking someone right next to me when there’s no one there will not hurt you you okay why am I fighting everyone here

What it’s like it looks like there’s two teams you got the you got the no stop [ __ ] doing that run you got the guys in brown guys in red [ __ ] whatever just no I’m not trying to [ __ ] hide I want you to jump over it what are you doing no [ __ ]

You yeah cop there find The Siege Tower yep that’s fun thing to do could you imagine IO in the same battles with guts Sero comes pretty close but it would be theep de see uh all right how do I oh okay is that a ladder cuz that okay

That’s a ladder that’s Cleaves a group of the was just him string him stringing SE trying to flank him yeah okay dude go up the ladder no go up the [ __ ] ladder what is what the [ __ ] is wrong with you ETO get off the [ __ ] ladder

C [ __ ] hell why am I getting these weird cinematic camera angles all of a sudden stop getting on the ladder what is wrong with you um why can’t I go up what is going on right now climb the [ __ ] ladder okay what game cooperate it says to to it says to punch

Huh what are you doing oh my God is there something here there’s nothing here there nothing in the way go up the [ __ ] ladder oh my God see this is the kind of thing I was talking about trace it continuously does this to me it’s like oh you should be able to climb

Here you can’t and then later on it’ll let you climb there if you fail and you’ve got to start again or something I don’t know what the [ __ ] this is it’s like all of a sudden no you can’t do this thing are are you [ __ ] kidding

Me no I don’t want to restart the [ __ ] memory I just want you to [ __ ] go up the ladder oh [ __ ] all right I I I really do not understand what is happening here right now right try this again from the bottom are you [ __ ] kidding

Me he was on the wrong side of the [ __ ] ladder oh my God that is so incompetent game he’s okay so here’s the thing every other ladder that he went to climb up if he went up the wrong side he SW he basically swung around and started

Climbing the right side of the ladder that time time he did not so the game did that on purpose just to [ __ ] with you seriously now you die [ __ ] you okay I’m kicking him come on yeah thank you you know like during that fight just

Then I pressed Space Bar Key which is to to kick at least three or four times and he just kept swinging his blade instead I wasn’t even pressing the button to attack it’s like like what the [ __ ] was that I was trying to grab the guy and

Somehow I don’t I really don’t get it so many stupid things going on in in this game become Anonymous what now we got to [ __ ] that guy all right and then he shoots me before I can jump on him [ __ ] kill him already thank You whose [ __ ] Castle is this anyway I don’t I don’t recognize this place is this supposed to be the the Castello for [ __ ] sake this better not give me the same [ __ ] as last time if I’ve got to get ladders again all right come on no doesn’t look like there’s any

Ladders score one for me can you CL you climb up there no you can all right fine all right okay you weren’t looking at me [ __ ] off damn I’ve lost like half of my armor is [ __ ] broken need repair I haven’t had the time to fix that cuz there’s been no

Gap come on [ __ ] I cannot fora will not kill me I am the best fighter who ever live really this will never take me and I’ll yeah of course cuz he’s got to bring in [ __ ] minions he’s a dick uh you weren’t even aiming at me B what the [ __ ] are you

Doing come on kill his friends take that kill his friends already come on kill R Italia hisia they will all [ __ ] you heat boot to the crotch [ __ ] come on put it in there a yeah that’s it come on get it in there a [ __ ] hell come on

Ow come on one of these [ __ ] to jump at me come on that’s it St [ __ ] off would you stop bringing in more minions and just let me fight him already okay I am pressing the counter button so [ __ ] counter it yeah like that you know like what you’re supposed to

Do for [ __ ] sake kick him are you [ __ ] kidding me I can’t counter his attacks counter the [ __ ] attack oh my God why is it so [ __ ] difficult for this game to just let me do what I’m [ __ ] doing all right I press the button and it won’t do

[ __ ] [ __ ] you eat the bullet oh my God how much [ __ ] Armor is this guy going to lose during this fight just [ __ ] die already I mean if I had some space I’d be using a crossbow right about Now what the [ __ ] oh I’m out of bullets all right fine fine kick him in the nuts [ __ ] you you piece of [ __ ] get to the F oh my God [ __ ] no no no no [ __ ] that [ __ ] guy the big [ __ ] I’m looking right at him and you’re attacking the wrong [ __ ]

Guy kick him in the balls and then stab him thank You [ __ ] off already the throne was mine wanting something does not make it your right what do you want lost his gorget this is it that a true leader empowers the people he rules I will lead mankind it’s another of theous Holdings you’re in yeah that’s

Righte you cannot kill me no man can murder me then I leave you in the hand BR cloudia cut his [ __ ] head off be a nice little initiation for him eat a whole bag of dicks ches the throne was mine I should have beaten you to death with it what do you

Know lots of things I will lead mankind into a new world you sure about that die hard Vibes right there that ping out the [ __ ] window can murder me actually hey that would have been pretty cool just put Alan rickman’s face on him [ __ ] slow-mo fall yeah that’s

It oh man now I got to do a meme on that that’s funny meanwhile back at the hollow Vault oh never mind we’re closing that up or thing nope that’s it okay I thought maybe we were going to go talk to the aliens again but fine whatever apparently that’s not

Important the Illuminati Vault yeah we’ve got it Coliseum let’s go we can be there before Dawn wait there was something about that door I don’t think I saw a handle let me run an analysis great so we need some kind of futuristic key it seems to open with a we need to

Shut the [ __ ] up I’ve never seen anything like it you mean it needs a password try huming Beethoven’s Fifth damn European power grid now we can’t scan eto’s memories to find the password shut it St you have to find that password [ __ ] that guy iio knows

The answer problem is he’s dead I can’t believe we’re stuck here hold on okay nothing there’s nothing here so what do I do oh wait there stairs out all right fine and all of a sudden [ __ ] not Etso over here can’t run real fast man he he feels really

Sluggish all right yes I can turn inition on and off by pressing e oh wait now he can run faster yay what am I looking for the generators that I already turned on or something cuz I mean they were all pretty much in the same [ __ ] location

Anyway I could have sworn there was one just out here is that what we’re doing again no that’s not what we’re doing so what am I doing sonck of a [ __ ] something on the roof maybe I don’t want to have to go too far seriously what the [ __ ] am I doing

I I was having have to go fix the power boxes or something but they you know what you don’t have health so you can just jump anywhere [ __ ] you I don’t get it it’s telling me to to use the the Eagle Vision thing but I see

Nothing how about you TR do you know what the [ __ ] I’m supposed to be doing the hell cuz yeah it’s where all the cables are going cables come out here they go to these it’s like here use your Eagle Vision but then there’s nothing here so what the [ __ ] am I looking

For God damn it yeah it’s not those boxes again so it’s something else what that I didn’t get it just I didn’t see anything at all nothing is standing out God damn it [ __ ] making me waste my damn time on this [ __ ] just there should be something [ __ ] simple just [ __ ] find it

Already yeah nothing there is literally nothing here what am I looking for look for power generators okay but nothing is highlighting so I can’t figure out what the [ __ ] cuz there’s generators literally right [ __ ] there right I come out here and it said you know to use your Eagle Vision oh what the

[ __ ] you that’s where I that’s where I came hey maybe it has something to do with this are you [ __ ] kidding me game oh my God okay so that’s not a power generator Syle matches the one on the door to the Vault what the [ __ ] does

That have to do with what they were 14 1419 they’re talking about the power being [ __ ] out but oh my God what that has nothing to do with it I don’t understand tell us already I am I am I am the tetr Graton the 72 names of God

You see they’re all contained within three vers 19 going into silent hill this you’ll like this if you arrange the four Hebrew letters God’s name within an equilateral triangle their numerical values add up homecoming I can’t remember 72 are you absolutely sure about this that’s kind of why I’m saying

It out loud Rebecca Yeah but I haven’t got to the kicker yet construction on the Coliseum began in the year 7 sh I think we have our password Sean go get the van yes Sean be useful I hate You and here I thought after killing uh chz that was going to be the end of it but we’re still pling along all right cool Deja Vu I bet let’s go whoa whoa whoa what about us hey you might actually need a historian down there Sean’s right that tunnel should lead

Under Capital line hill I’ll help them find another entrance be careful Desmond I’ll drive ah yeah nice try I’ve seen your car you are looking for the Apple ETO locked away yeah I know I just figured like oh hey that’ll be to be continued in the next

One or something you know cuz it’s Revelations whatever but uh don’t run up there come on Lucy I’m making my way toward the entrance okay good yeah like you how how they do the whole thing the end of a Trilogy it’s like this may be it to be

Continued find out next time and then they don’t continue it whoops um uh can I go up there no okay just going Across I can’t believe I’m actually going to hold the Apple it’s been a long time coming you’ve earned it wait I wonder if it’ll change where I’m supposed to be going yeah the scales in our favor about to say I’m sure it will it has to if that was an electrified fence

That’d be hilarious what do you think we’ll find hopefully a m to lot more parkour apparently the Apple’s just going to give it to us is it yeah what’s an Elvis over there hey maybe this time we’ll be lucky wait is this wait was I supposed to come down

Here what’s up on the yeah [ __ ] it did I just come this way for I think I just came this way for nothing [ __ ] me or I went around in a circle or something hold on I got to go around there all right there’s so much construction this

Place is like a maze yeah and it’sa up and the machines which raised them to the surface the whole area you’re in right now was the power stuff is sign you were progressing ah good to know something’s bothering at least it’s not giving me any [ __ ] for the the

Climbing right now because guess how many days there are until the Templar satellite launch I don’t know feel I know the answer 72 why is well mean there’s two in that we’re just picking up the apple and leaving it’s the door code someone wants to make sure we get it right yeah I

Guess no I jump across thank you wa okay I’m back on familiar ground okay activate e Vision yes press any button to continue where is the any Button we commit to this space the epilog of our ending yep back found by he who is deemed worthy let it guide him let it shape his path forward let it save the We Leave Behind who are you I am the man with no name nothing it’s like I am the

Devil thank you you may call me Toby if you like in the beginning set our truths to parchment to Stone to the memory of men these proved impermanent things cleansed by fire cleansed by famine by Blood all the world is innocent once more innocent and ignorant

Yep you Trac your position I think I found an entrance okay damn it okay um hold on okay cuz I can’t Just any I can grab any of these so how do I get up oh okay never mind those are sticking out enough [ __ ] wait I’m coming they found the door and I had to go through all that [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys took you long enough what is especially you Santa Maria alqui see those columns along the aisles they’re lifted from Roman ruins now supposedly this church was built on

Top of the Ancient Temple of Juno I like the ceiling D you like the ceiling I like your mom you are a fascinating traveling Companion all right so okay what am I doing here where to now there’s something up there yep climbing straight up that oh well we’ll just stay down here then shall we you just stay right there cuz you’re ridicul okay I can’t okay can’t climb up that there we

Okay stop climbing we’re finished with that now H this looks like fun oh [ __ ] okay go across here can I get up that we did not know them to be wise keep going around keep going and now they are our final vaulted hope you are they m is

What you possess the for come on Desmond what the hell was that our tools or turn them against one another f sake we have destroyed what you lined up with it what the hell what we could not son a [ __ ] all right let’s try that again shall we straight across No no why are you going around the other way right right there see so why did you miss it last time all right that just stupid oh and of course now that I’ve done that there’s a ladder [ __ ] hell something’s open most not all and it does not take many to unwind the

World here is a safe place Eternal to store objects words wisdom but not life almost did yeah we have a word for that it’s called an archive but time oh what the hell God you’re really not very good at scaling [ __ ] are you line your [ __ ] stupid ass up with

Everything and still managed to fall down stamina unending we cannot evade his grasp not forever uh who is he exactly all right let’s try this again shall we all right lined up see that wasn’t [ __ ] difficult was it right finally here it goes hello that wasn’t in the blueprint

Desmond get down here why would it be on my way it’s supposed to be a secret you [ __ ] idiot do I really need to have this on the way down though I mean my guy has no health bar he could literally just jump from anywhere and still

End but not if I press the button is I’m not so sure What’s going on I don’t know what do you think it’s a secret [ __ ] underground facility got to get there somehow [ __ ] Sean over here [ __ ] himself if if you want to kill us mate you’re going to have to try a little harder than that yeah I don’t really think that’s the case we’re

Here Force feij you your own [ __ ] glasses become oh now for that password Sean’s right that is I’m always right about that always a that never happened I was misquoted yeah [ __ ] off it w all right you and your horeshit [Applause] okay so that is not a

Thing thought that was going to be some kind of okay just going to stand up here do you think it speaks English just say it okay 42 the meaning of life and all that [ __ ] see right there that’s how you knows a scam pyramid scheme all right after after you I I think yeah okay cuz you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys have to see This the Apple seems to be in the center oh it seems like it is time to find out where those temples are okay nothing else press the button hey Jasmine those be poing out the wall look like switches if you hit all of them you might get some power to the central

Platform or you might cause this room to turn into an alien spaceship and fly away out I might speak and shut up you with five senses six to be safe it’s always that [ __ ] little bit too short only try Gras you can see smell taste touch he knowledge has been locked away uh

Okay all right so nothing there of significance all right after when the world became undone we tried to pass it through the blood tried to join you to us you see the shim hear the words like you do not know we should have left as you Were but you didn’t did you and that was your [ __ ] mistake it is hard to to stay contained knowing as we do we wait for you Desmond you will come here you will you will know only when it is too late did you hear any of that uh are you [ __ ] kidding

Me let mean not got to [ __ ] not got to start it all again [ __ ] kind of a thing all right so I didn’t realize you could only grab one of those [ __ ] things but all right trial and error I guess like it [ __ ] killed me or Anything yes yes yes it’s already been done did it okay first off there’s no we they didn’t do jack [ __ ] I did all of that stop giving them credit So where are the temples you want me to ask it or think it or something where are the temples ask again later you sure you asked it the right thing I know this I know that symbol that that’s a frian camp it stands for freedom and that that’s a masonic eye

Now those two come together in only one ADV what’s happening I can’t move your DNA communes with the Apple you have activated it it’s a b let me go on the 72nd day before the moment of Awakening you birth from our loins and the loins of our enemies the end and the beginning

Who we abore and honor the final Journey commences there is one who would accompany you through the gate she lies not with in our sight the cross darkens the Horizon what are you doing the path must be opened you cannot Escape your part in this the scales shall be

Balanced um oh okay I’m supposed to be doing something right now fair enough stop please you know very little we must guide you apparently cease your struggle No come on Desmond put it in there it is done just like that the way lies all before you only she remains to be found awaken the sixth go alone yay oh and then it ends look at that all righty and that is the end of Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood

It’s been interesting pretty good game overall but you know mechanics still give me the [ __ ] that kind of thing happens a lot though anyway uh Assassin’s Creed Revelations coming up next finish off this uh Etso Trilogy until then uh take it Easy just

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