[Applause] yeah so you’re probably wondering how did I get here well let me take you back to my very first day on campus how do we do it It’s right here my name is Ty and I attend North Carolina a t and school northward is expansive history and culture well at least that’s what I read on the website I’m only here because it’s supposed to be known as the best HPC in the country so you know what that means
We first out of high school man with unlimited Freedom you think I’m here for a school man no I know my Pop’s coming to annoy the Greeks in the in the Geeks or whatever and the females but are you serious like look look at this how am I supposed to ignore
That how am I supposed to stay focused when there’s all this stuff be doing me at the same time I don’t know how I do but look hey I got four years to figure this out man so without further Ado let’s get into it oh Big Fellas Okay I forgot to tell you what I just got my class job and my refund just hit all right so this is my roommate Clinton he’s supposed to be like crazy plugged in with the financial aid office so you’ve been helping me out along this process at the same time
Oh my God’s first I’m disconnected [Applause] how much confidence hello financial aid can you please hold it get abroad I’ll hold for a second [Applause] they got me on hold on All right please okay [Applause] Hey man you need to pay attention Okay so the guy you saw in the laundry room that’s West apparently he’s my Aggie success conscience or whatever it says he promotes me to do the right thing whatever that means I didn’t know I signed up for one of those but I guess
It was in the final print of my syllabus and I told you it’s syllabus day I’m good hey man I tried to warn you man want me about what he needs some milk all right class when y’all get done writing this down uh we’ll move on to the necklace
I can bring no paper oh that my new schedule I might just look up uh I have a fun class man Thank you Oh you have a bad advisor too yeah what bro I’ll be looking for classes for like 30 minutes bro yeah I’ve been up here for every week it’s crazy ridiculous bro it’s crazy All right bro bad shorty bro look look she in my class too I didn’t see each other like three times I’ve seen in the laundry room I seen her in class and I seen her again get my Huggy one okay bro yeah am I still hope I might just get ready for this pregame yo hey bro what time you trying to slide all right that’s a bit I’m about to get ready right now all right for sure [Applause] A honey yeah it’s got to hang them up Man it’s my kind of party oh okay what you staring at man you scared of something all right go run down player hey hold it right yeah a-g-g-i-e fine So basically everything has happened so far has lit up to this point right here so now that we caught up let’s get back to it wait wait come on you know I could increase the J’s yo your shoes later they’re here yeah I’m still here we apologize for the delay did you ever
Make it to your classes and did you get the email about your schedule hey bro I am never going back to that first floor washroom but they stole all my clothes bro I might go take me a knob I’m about to take a nap oh yes you tripping with your
Clothes get into it bro look [ __ ] know how to take my clothes you see what I got on what that mean oh CJ did that then wait you’re Tyler ready yeah what’s up so I’ve seen you on campus yeah what’s that for me for sure Scene Seven take 21 action yeah pay attention [Applause] Yeah on top of that we doing all we can we never ever stop and we’re gone scene Seven takes six right [Applause] All right I don’t know already action Stand up yes sir man I’m going back we don’t see I’m ready we’ll see thank you
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