I don’t really take sugar but April fools it salt yeah uh I guess I’ll rinse this out and got normal coffee he loved it and the salt is sugar April fools sugar eggs actually this could work sorry there’s some other way to eat eggs April fools I put a rubber band on the
Sprayer trigger spray it ain’t so am I right yep wo does this FL look normal to you ah I’ll just get it back in there ail fools it’s jelly mixed with ketchup perfect fake bloody flim combo look at my family of Merry Pranks just oh uh
Mother aren’t you going to have a sip of that orange juice I brought you yeah sure why not I put mac and cheese powder in there I’m sorry I’m sorry a jean honey it’s not really a prank if you tell me about it beforehand a I like
April Fool’s pranks just not the part where someone is confused or uncomfortable yeah that’s the prank part of the prank and it’s just fun we prank cuz we love ah I don’t get this holiday I’m with Jean April Fool’s Day isn’t really a holiday it’s more of just a
Dumb day how dare you Bob you’re such an April Scrooge sorry maybe it’s because Mr Fisher has pranked me every April fools for years and it’s kind of horrible we prank you every year too Dad yeah but he’s got a lot more money than you guys also he might be the devil
April fools April fools April fools April fools April fools April fools I know what’s Mr fisho going to cook up this year I can’t wait it’s like Christmas in April well you know who’s not a fool Jimmy junr he has a buy 1 get one free coupon and he invited me to get
Frozen yogurt later wait he asked you out for today April Fool’s Day first of April Uno de fio yeah so what it’s just that no I I won’t say it what what it’s just that my prank D is pinging an April Fool’s date it’s it’s risky oh stop it
Louise my prank Do’s got nothing wait oh no that’s scar we should get downstairs assuming all the fun breakfast pranks are over uh I think that’s everything after breakfast me mint is that a piece of chalk mint M okay looks normal which isn’t normal huh yeah a well don’t sound disappointed
I’m not I’m not a but how could Jimmy junor prank me just by having frozen yogurt with me only about a thousand different ways you show up thinking you’re the get one free turns out you’re the buy one April fools monster or he gives you a spoon with a hole in it oh
Look now you’ve got a banana mango chin beard ooh I want that yay open hi teddy you’re here early well it’s a major holiday right I’m pretty excited April fools I sat on the wrong stool oh I had you Bob y I had you just see the look on
Your face April stool I love it you know that other stool is way more comfortable this one’s all flattened down for some reason okay here we go I am preparing to be low hello Bob lady bob lesser Bobs Freddy hey Mr Fish you seem tense Bob do
You have an impacted colon no just waiting for the prank it could be some call and stuff too I could just be here for the rent you know it is the first of the month oh that would be great do you have it no but we’ll get it probably Bob
There’s a bear in your kitchen you put a bear in my kitchen No what the April fools standing L for the record I also would have taken a bear wow Bob you see how realistic it looks yeah I I saw Len it’s Trump Loy that’s French for gotcha
Bob I commissioned it from a starving Boardwalk artist and Freddy here used my landlord key to install it before Dawn I’m so sorry Bob he made me do it by paying me money forgive me why AR you forgiving me Teddy uh it’s fine oh good Mr Fisher I’ll be over soon to finish
Painting your Mansion yes Freddy about that is all the unsightly scaffolding necessary that’s kind of how I reached the higher floors can you just sort of catapult yourself up and paint paint paint before you crash to the ground uh I could try good man well uh I guess
That’s it so see you next year Bob we need to talk in our prank pranking relationship I feel that I do all the work you’ve never pranked me back once except for the bounced rent checks you don’t like those they’re okay not great Bob I feel a little taken for granted
It’s not working us us I wish I didn’t even have to say this but here goes Bob this year will you prank me a I’m sorry prank me amuse and enchant me as I do for you every year Mr Fisher I I’m flattered but you’re a millionaire with
A lot of time on your hands possibly too much and I’m not I have a restaurant to run you do that’s exciting y Dad where oh this place anyway uh no thank you well I guess you can’t force these things right but it’s still early maybe you’ll change your [Laughter]
Mind a what a merry scary laugh aren’t you being a little bit of a pranky poopa Bob no pranking our landlord is a terrible idea I’m not going to do it and no one can make me that’s how I handle my math homework and it works mostly
We’ll talk later oh my God he’s back right now it’s sort of a quasi Hamburger Stand but picture it without the greasy uh people what what’s going on I’m getting out there Bob meeting prospective new tenants for here mhm and you met him in the last 15 minutes it
All happens online these days I like this one younger lots of energy super pranky oh my God so what kind of store you opening uh chainsa every kind of chain key bicycle neck you just saved me two stops actually the store next door is vacant oh that space is nothing
Compared to this oh yeah much better light here and just a better flow in general thanks guys I am definitely interested good I should know by the end of the day if the space is available end of the day is Mr Fisher really going to kick us out for another tenant if we
Don’t prank him he’d be crazy not to all those amazing chains I honestly am not sure how serious he is so I guess we’re pranking our landlord I pity the April Fool how about this for a prank creep up behind him and slowly move Mr fish’s eye
Padge until it covers his good eye uh oh give him a fake scar while he’s sleeping and tell him he stole his pancreas he’s probably got a great rich guy pancreas I bet no ask Jimmy junor how he’s going to prank Tina on their frozen yogurt date
And just do that wait what move all the clocks in his house ahead by 1 minute so he’ll be 1 minute early for everything ah Jean sweetie that’s still not quite a prank it’s really helpful actually darn it I just want something simple like what if I sent him a pizza with weird
Toppings weird toppings that’s your prank yeah things that don’t go together like shrimp with hot dogs go on yeah that’s making me hungry should we eat one first and decide can we throw some pineapple on there stop wanting to eat the prank pizza everybody’s overthinking it Bob’s Burgers Bob about the prank I
Hope you aren’t underthinking it and planning something super wimpy go big I want to feel something otherwise it doesn’t count bye you down there catch this knife kidding kidding kidding it’s a fools sheesh he wants to feel something okay Dad to do this right you got to go deep talk to people dig
Through some garbage find out what makes Mr Fish odor tick what does he care about most find that and you’ll know how to prank them fine but I am not looking through garbage and I’m looking through garbage I’m sorry but how else are we going to find Mr Fisher’s dark Dirty
Secrets without going through his dark dirty trash I just want this to be over what are you so excited to give back to ooh Felix let’s talk to Felix oh uh no yes he knows things about his brother and I’m sure he’ll be happy to help us I’m not helping you especially with
Prank stuff go away but I’m going upstairs now and you can’t follow cuz you’re too uncoordinated to go up a spiral staircase what no I can I think don’t you just keep turning come on we need the info okay fine uh you followed me well do not criticize my form Felix
Please just tell us what Mr Fisher cares about so we can prank him all we’re asking is for you to violate your brother’s trust and tell us his deepest most Intimate Secrets uh what about me maybe I’d like to be pranked by my brother sometime uh but he only has time
For Bob Bob Bob wait what’s that photo oh that’s just Calvin and my father on Dad’s precious golf cart they would Patrol Wonder WARF in it throwing firecrackers at Carneys who were slacking you know father son stuff I wasn’t allowed to ride in it because I
Had what at the time was called sneaky bladder why do you have this photo no reason I don’t pee on it for Revenge sometimes okay is this the golf cart Mr Fisher still uses my father passed it on to him along with a lot of money and property and everything it’s fine that’s
It we prank his golf cart that’s what he cares about I told you I’m not helping you prank now excuse me I have to pee yes there he is Mr Fisher gets his haircut while he’s on his rent collecting route so we got an hour for the prank I still don’t understand
Understand why it takes that long for a haircut he has it cut one hair at a time I guess he thinks that makes it fancier how do you know this Mr fota talks about it a lot hey you should get your one haircut that way I’m calling Tedy to tell him where to
Go how much longer we wiring an old golf card horn to play a fart sound is not a job you can Rush Bob we got different voltages a lot of weird colored wires I don’t want to get philosophical on you but it’s like a beautiful chaos under
Here as fast as you can I love novelty horns my truck horn used to Play the song Tequila great tude got pulled over for a lot of sobriety checks but it was worth it okay we’re ready to connect the horn button to our fart device Jane so
What are we in the mood for there’s flirty shy brooding Whimsical doesn’t matter just give it to Teddy please I guess someone doesn’t care about Artistry okay so I left a message for Mr fishot to come by for the rent we have the rent no of course not but he’ll come
From that way where the barber shop is and he’ll honk his annoying horn like he always does and a big fart will come out instead FY gave a party and Mr Fish oder came I’m starting to get April Fool’s Day this is kind of fun look at you
Pranky goes to Hollywood maybe I’ll do more pranks after this everything could be a prank not everything sometimes it’s just a romantic and economical trip to a frozen yogurt place right yeah I mean no way is Jimmy junr trying to get you there so he can sneak back and Rob your
Room right I agree or get you to eat so fast so you get brain freeze and make that weird sound no no it’s more of a what the hell Lise yeah knock it off honey these are the things I hope don’t happen like instead of Jimmy junr it’s
Andy on olie’s shoulders in a trench coat oh he’s coming what the AIL no breakes no breakes wa what what’s happening I think he said no breaks no breakes oh my God is my megaphone okay is what Tina was wondering Tina now’s not the time so not a Great Prank Bob I don’t
Know what happened this is why I didn’t want to prank our landlord do you think Mr Fisher is all right Bob tried to kill me what you all saw it Bob cut my brake line no it was an accident he wanted me to prank him we didn’t cut his brake
Line it was a a fart horn thing I think Bob used April fools as a cover for murder maybe because he’s resentful of being the ridiculous butt of my genius pranks he does have a ridiculous butt you know I think you went a little too far here Bob me you you disconnected
Something he did it this guy did it novelty horn wiring isn’t an exact sign and you kept distracting me when I was trying to work as you do murderer you’re black balled at Reflections your glitter account is closed Tyra pranked we have a glitter account uh yeah we use a lot of
Glitter Bob I don’t know what to tell you oh my oh uh hi Mr darling this isn’t what it looks like it is what it looks like Bob tried to murder Mr Fish owner I wouldn’t bank with Bob if I were you and I sure as heck wouldn’t let him work on
Your car we already have so many reasons not to bank with Bob I’ll throw it on the list I don’t like that list Bob I’m going to take the kids inside I’m not saying this is an angry mob that might attack you but if it is I don’t want the
Kids to see it mom will come back out with a broken bottle if you need her though I’m so sorry Mr Fisher sh I’m listening to his heart with this thing your stethoscope are you a doctor yep his heart sounds weird all right let’s put him in the cargo area cargo area
Wait I know you aren’t you the tenant Mr fisha brought over this morning no cuz I’m this you had that dumb chain store idea you’re jump wait we’re driving off fast now bye what’s going on I swear it was the same guy and definitely not a great paramedic Bob a
Lot of people look like other people like Jesse Eisenberg and that other guy wait they’re different people and you do call me Jean sometimes a lot parents do that Tina and you pretty much always pick up the wrong remote and keep jabbing it at the TV when it doesn’t
Work it’s rough to watch that’s why I almost stopped coming to movie night they look a lot alike dad maybe you’re a little out of sorts because you almost on purpose killed someone kids Mr fishot is going to be fine probably oh by the way Bob Jo will called he can’t deliver
Our buns today oh that’s kind of a problem and then our meat guy called and he can’t deliver either so problem solved they probably both got sick or kidnapped or something on the same day it happens but what if word has gotten out and we’re blackballed no Bob you’re
Upset it’s been a crazy day why don’t you take the garbage out and get some air some back alley air fine hey maybe the police will look through our trash later like we look through Mr Fish oders h what the Hell oh my God oh my God this is Mr Fisher’s golf cart but I saw I get wrecked um no I didn’t that was a decoy golf card was isn’t it uh I go now bye kisses after we left the Treehouse you told Calvin I was going to prank him with the cart so he was one
Step ahead of me no dum dum he told me what I said do you like the beaches wait when I saw the photo all your weird lunges were pointing right at it not weird athletic you wanted me to notice the golf cart picture H yes Bob and it
Took so many lunges Calvin planned everything he even wore a padded suit for the accident the brakes were fine he faked the whole whole thing none of it was real the par manic tanic guy a Carney in a costume oh my God am I still being pranked all I know is Calvin is
Going to come by tonight in a full body cast and burst out of it and say April fools act surprised he’s also rented 50 doves to fly out of the cast when it breaks open wait is you telling me this also part of the prank probably let’s
Say yes oh I hate April Fool’s Day now excuse me I’m off to buy Dove food I’m guessing tacos or Dove bars I just wanted a simple frozen yogurt date with some light hand holding or heavy depending on how sticky your hands were I know but the safest move now is
Simply not to show up you’re saying bro yo no show but am I being paranoid he’s after me you mean like you okay Bob you seemed great just checking I found out that Mr Fisher is still messing with me the prank I thought I was pranking him with was really him
Pranking me with my own prank the whole time you see I see that you see something we all love you Bob I don’t even know how many people are in on it the paramedic Edith Mr Dowling are meeting bun people okay still not really sure what you’re talking about but
Probably not that many people are in on it right Bob spurgers I can’t talk now bye that was Fisher wasn’t it you can’t talk because I’m here you’re in on it Lynn it was a telemarketer you’re a liar marketer Bobby no but what about Teddy
Ready to pitch in cuz you happen to have a novelty car horn in the ’90s most people did back dead Bob Rush Hour was a lot of fun or maybe Louise who led me straight to Felix wait am I in on it I kind of want to be in on it Ora with
Your water spraying you look nice but you’re not damn jeane dear sweet innocent Jean so pure so simple I know you’re not in on it you couldn’t be simple you know what I’m going to go see Mr Fish and demand my life back why not ask for a better one instead and I’m
Taking Jean he’s the only one I can trust I’m flattered and terrified flatteri can I go to the bathroom before we leave no maybe what kind I don’t want to put a label on it I have to go too can I go first you definitely Should I hear them they’re up there you ready to do this no are you I think so I mean we’ve come this far we haven’t gone up the ladder yet I did it earlier it’s really hard should we give up no let’s start climbing but we’ll we’ll take
Breaks I love breaks bit more cocoa in your rum Calvin oh I shouldn’t I still have to fit inside my body cast and leave room for 50 doves well well isn’t this cozy and cocoy Bob uh close your eyes and imagine I’m in a cast no no no
The Jig Is up I want the pranking to stop and I’m not leaving until you promise me we’re done or until we get some cocoa at the very least Bob calm down the pranking is done now you’ve ruined the last bit also I don’t know
Why you’re mad I’m the one who’s out all the dove money why Mr Fisher why did you put me through this I I did what you wanted I pranked you I mean I tried yes but did you Bob did you really try first I had to beg you then I had to threaten
You I manipulated you and all I was going to get for my trouble was a fart horn hey Bob you up here Linda we were worried so we decided to follow you we saw you and Jean climbing up here not at all awkwardly lot of breaks come on
Let’s go home before you do say anything to our very nicest landlord that you’ll regret yes Bob go home and rest up for next April fools it’s never going to stop is it I don’t see why it would the question you should be asking is how will I keep topping myself unrelated how
Many cubic feet of jello would 10,000 boxes make we owe it to ourselves to find out no no or different direction I wonder what the restaurant actually weighs if one were to rent a really big crane with us in it or not oh why isn’t it next year already stop talking about
Pranks easy po what no no my dear bom gotcha April fools Mr Fish owner the unsightly scaffolding it held which was not a guarantee how’d you do it well an hour ago I was about to come here and yell at you but I cooled down and then
It came to me the thing you care about most on April fools seems to be me brag so I should make myself the prank you’ve got a lot to work with thank you first I asked Teddy to move his scaffolding from the main house to here I got lucky
Because you were playing with your doves in the Avary so to speak then I called Felix and asked him for a second time to help prank you and this time he said Yes I suggested murder you as a joke but Bob said it was too big his job was to lure
You over here with cocktails it was going to be cocktails and belly dancing but I couldn’t find my finger Bells Linda’s job was to bring the girls and act sad when I died I didn’t know it was going to look so scary little pee came
Out and I told Dad exactly how to scream his natural scream is much higher and Jean knew everything and never gave it away it was hard not to shout it out but I just concentrated on the cocoa which I still haven’t Deed by the way Jean your
First April Fool’s prank well done Bob I felt something a see we prank cuz we love next year you and me same time different pranks you know we could just have a beer sometime I don’t think so ah Bob now that I see it from this angle
The scaffolding might be missing a few bolts what you want to hop back up on the balcony here hper fools oh my God ah I love this day I’d like to go home yeah goodbye Burger mongers don’t touch it anything on the way out hey we need to drop Tina
Off for her frozen yogurt date wait what about all the stuff you said I was kind of April fooling with you I mean what’s the worst that can happen it can’t be as bad as dad’s day huh I guess not and like Mom said sometimes you prank the
People you like the most seriously it’s April Fool’s Day I thought that wasn’t until May no it’s today April 1st oh is that why you’re so late cha were you pranking me yes April fools oh man you got me all right my Bob’s going off to
College I’m not going off to college Lyn you don’t have the grades I’m I’m just going to the college to fill in for Pepe cooking at the fraternity house for a week a you’re going to have so much fun yeah I don’t really see what’s fun about
Being ordered around by a bunch of Frat Boys I can explain it that’s okay Tina all I know is we need the cash so I’m doing it well you’re going to miss me host in one of Gretchen’s lady Goods parties what are lady Goods I don’t know makeup tampons and pony Saddles rest
Organizers okay well guess I better go feed Chad and trip and Chip and Skip and all the other Rich Kids you say that like we’re not rich wait Dad are we not rich hi I’m the cook I’m filling in for Pepe uh looks like you guys got tpd yeah
The AL house likes to prank us jokes on them though free toilet paper for us oh yeah tough to roll it back up though I’m the beta president they call me PUD oh okay PUD I’m Bob that’s Hefty Jeff he’s the fraternity historian oh uh that’s a
Thing ask me anything about the history of this fret uh okay when was it founded crap ask me something else I’m turd put her there hey turd so turd PUD um Hefty Jeff this is a nice place you got here thank you I mean the sofa is upside down
But that’s for hiding and forts yeah okay so I’m guessing this isn’t the top fraternity on campus oh oh no our Mel is if you rushed us you’d be pledged by now hey worked on me we Haze with hugs some good Huggers in this group girls never
Come here how we doing ladies let’s give it up for Linda for hosting tonight’s lady Goods party stop it now that everyone’s Hammer let’s look at the product line do you think it’s appropriate to have the children here why wouldn’t it be appropriate our money is as great as
Yours TTS our first lady good is called theah the vibe which we all know is French for fun I don’t know what what that thing is but the look on mom’s face is hilarious I’ll buy it okay kids come on go to your room now yeah go to your room guys you
Too Missy what come on out oh man up St going on okay I want a magic vibrating Club just like any other boy all right Bob this burger is superb what’ you put in there spices uh a few you deserve a beer follow me to the fellowship room Fellowship room
Fellowship room so Fellowship basically means drinking and drinking games like beer beer Goose what’s the slow hand kuner corner o slow hand yeah seriously someone’s got to tell him he graduated a million years ago and now Hefty jef turd slow hand is a very generous beta Alum
He buys his stuff like that karaoke machine and what’s that betaa that’s beta yeah I got that beta was the house of Guana from’ 67 to 86 only a true brother may drink from him you drink from him I ate Indian food out of him once you’re not supposed
To we’re out upstairs oh hey Bob did you drive here uh yeah why maybe it’s time to go to the library tonight we’re supposed to wait Bob can drive and we’re the perfect level of drunk to go to the library yeah could you give us a ride to
Campus I can’t drive at night cuz I don’t have a car okay moving on this one is called Here Comes The Sun It’s solar powered so you leave it on your porch all day any takers no okay Linda Linda I’m dying here this crowd is all married boring people who
Suck you got to help me why I no I can’t s f you’ll be fine Linda swears by this thing don’t you Linda you know because of your problems with your husband yeah uh Bob’s got a condition that makes him a sex bad my husband’s got that it’s called being married for 20
Years being married for 20 years she that’s be B A I’ll take the one with a hand crank for camping Okay who wants more wine so where is the library yeah it’s just up ahead M I’m really nervous the library must be different than how I’m imagining it stop here okay this isn’t
The library at all hey would you mind waiting here and keep the engine running what are they doing with that fish in that air conditioner oh they’re putting the fish in the air conditioner that’s a good prank kind of no it’s not yeah yeah we did
It oh no oh no oh no oh no everybody oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God evening sir evening uh officer I’m uh teaching a class on um creative driving creative driving yeah it’s a special uh elective elective pass fail it’s pass fail but that’s unnecessary information you’re an
Adjunct professor I got it all right right have a good class Professor really go go go go Bob you’re a hero you made the prank you’re a sick old man is that a good thing yes gentlemen I think Bob deserves a beer uh you just gave me one
So I’m good I didn’t finish Bob deserves a beer out of beta wow really are you sure I mean that’s disgusting but uh which end do I drink from De choice I guess I’ll I’ll do mouth you don’t know what you’re missing from the butt bom all right I’ll do
Butt oh my God I just drank from a lizard’s butt reload no no no I’m good guys I’m good well maybe one more and every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it do you feel it w yeah give me the legend again go get It you’re off to the frat house ored yeah the guys are playing beer beer Goose so I’m going to make lunch you know now I kind of regret not going to college you regret not going to college come on it’s sound like you ended up flipping burgers oh wait why didn’t you
Take the kids with you a house full of boys I can’t go I have plans just kidding let’s go hey there he is everybody Bob’s here hey guys I brought my kids this is great I can’t not step on cold pizza upside down couch for hiding and forts
This is the biggest man cave ever and Tina’s going spelunking no Tina no hey Bob word of warning Slow Hands here slow hand oh oh the Alum yeah he’s in the bathroom sh guys I think he’s coming coming back from the bathroom entrance Dr Yap I thought I’d never see
You again until my next dental appointment your slow hand Bob what are you doing here I’m filling in for the cook oh great great hi kids how are you doing are you musing beina yep yep yep yep uh hey you sign up for the slow hand memories tour actually I should get into
The kitchen leaving now keep up and that’s where I had my first French hug that’s where you feel a girls armpits we done yep we’ve hit every room in the house not every room behind this very door are beta’s greatest treasures our darkest Mysteries and our washer dryer
Pause for laughter only Brothers may enter the room of secret secret secret secrets you K want to see inside huh sure no what did I tell you Brothers only okay yep we get it moving on last stop that was the last stop you said that was the last stop one more there’s
One more thing yeah the best way to keep your secrets H is to put them in a room labeled room of Secrets damn it and finally the beta house wall of Honor hey wait a second what’s this whoa Hefty Jeff you frame that already I’m the house historian his
Dad owns a frame shop are you freaking kidding me slow hand calm down no you calm down PUD you let a non brother drink out of beta and he cred in my kunic corner b to the S it’s okay Bob helped us prank the crap out of the
Alphas you’ll prank with these guys but you won’t prank with us you put the dead fish in their AC what that was my prank why wasn’t I in on my prank you should have called me I put my number in all of your cell phones Bob had a car the fish
Was starting to smell I bought that fish that’s why when I have a fish I write my name on it in permanent marker sorry upep I I didn’t know it was your fish you’re right slow hand we screwed up if you want to take time off from hanging
Out here we would understand no that won’t be necessary the important thing is you guys finally sacked up and pranked those Alphas yeah operation bobfish was a huge success yat fish it was a yat fish history will say it was a bob fish I’m so proud of my dad that
Stuff about Bob’s problems in the bedroom was great you are a natural saleswoman d than selling’s easy you just tell lies about your husband and you’re all set yeah yeah yeah throw it all out different crowd see that woman crying over there yeah the one with twoo
Much ey Shadow oh it’s awful no I know anyway she just got dumped you tell me why a her friends threw with this party think you got an angle for her maybe yes I don’t know good save it let’s go sell some sex toys and Linda ow ow here what
Your own pleasure olist coat a welcome to the pleasure olist family Hey listen sweetie I just broke up too huh yeah I broke up with my husb my boyfriend Bob jerk but guess what I found somebody better the Sneaky Pete oh hi it’s nice to meet you what’s your name I’m Susan
Susan hi hi Pete I like you Susan I got a crutch on you I never felt this way before I want to go home to you with your bedside drawer and live there forever oh now she’s smiling woo we got another one tell her about the holster
Dad what do you think the Frapp boys keep in their realm of Secrets I don’t know Tina but whatever it is it attracts ants well don’t you worry today we’re getting in where Jean dies trying you got it guys you heard Dr Yap that room is off limits to non Brothers you’re not
A brother I’m basically a brother I’m more of a brother than you are Jean you’ve never even touched the Iguana I drank from its ass are you okay Dad I just I like those guys and and they like me and it’s not just because we’re always
Drunk oh my God God Dr Y what happened here the elas hit us man they got us man it’s pretty hard bro this could be payback for operation Bob Fish yeah fish and the worst thing is they took they took a long hard look at your lifestyle no they took beta
Beta no I want everyone to see what the alphas did to me what happened slow hand I just came by the house with a new Karaoke CD steady rocking booty jams volume two suddenly the alpha president barged in with his foot soldiers first they held me down and shaved me then
They flung me over here and shove me over there and beat up my face and then they took beta and they left this no no no no no freaking Alphas they have no respect for anything I’m going to go pee out the window you pee out the window that
Settles it I’m going to college poor beta you drank out of his butt what are the standards here in my day if the alphas hit us we hit him back twice as hard Brothers This Is War and if that means I need to move back into the house
For the foreseeable future so be it and it does mean that oh okay get my room ready turd I’m in not I mean not to move in but to help we won’t probably won’t need you at all Bob I’ll do whatever I’m in it for the BL haul Brothers yeah we
Need Bob now more than ever yeah Bob’s one of us all right it’s all right it’s fine thanks Bob you’re in let’s get him yeah yeah go get him take your time don’t come back for a while Bas room of Secrets time to spill your guts bre break break bre break break bre
Breing break Bre No due to reports of property damage beta oilon Pi Fraternity is hereby placed on probation signed Dean Dixon stupid Dean Dixon I hate that guy guy is it a guy he’s the dean he’s nice well probation or not this isn’t over until we show the alphas they can’t get away
With disrespecting our lizard what about Dean Dixon’s letter shouldn’t we lay low turd’s got a point thank you I’m one semester away from graduating oh PUD there are no jobs out there you know that right listen to Bob even though he’s technically not even a brother well
If Bob’s on board you know I’m on board T-bird yeah bibo the BT Express shoot shoot we’re coming to awesome town just two passengers today turd and Bob wo brothers and not really brothers I give you operation spit take wow if I can’t get the secrets out I’m
Going to put my secrets in I have a cat under my bed I’ve had it for 8 months I know about Jean’s secret cat can’t believe we’ll never know it secrets are in the room of Secrets or what laundry is in the room of Secrets wait a minute if the building’s old and
Crappy there might be a laundry shoe oh that’s weird I was correct ladies w w let’s check out some secrets I’m good Tia yeah those aren’t yours oh how how’ these get on tonight none other than Dean Dixon is hosting a banquet recognizing Campus Community Service and
Their guest of honor guess who it’s the president of those uana thieving Alphas getting a special award for their so-called dedication to raising thousands of dollars for for cancer research oh come on what this douche bot doesn’t know is that an award for fighting cancer isn’t all he’s going to
Get tonight yeah not if the betas have anything to do with it yeah to the Beta mobile we’ve got Alphas to crush oh crap the kids uh you guys go ahead I’ll meet you there uh betas check out the past Brothers M if those sideburns could talk here’s a magazine about jugs they’re
Secret as they love Pottery did I misar them is this actually called the room of suets no I think we heard them correctly it’s the room of Secrets well these secrets suck oh here’s Dr yap’s class it’s beta and a bunch of tiny clothes oh beta’s starting his own fashion line no
Dummy this means the alphas never stole the Iguana hey you guys aren’t supposed to be in beta we found him in the wall behind Dr yap’s class photo why would beta be here in the house unless y made up that whole story he wouldn’t he would he would he would who would Dr
Yap oh yeah he would oh my God we have to stop him before he gets those kids kicked out of school it’s all right they can move in with us dibs on turd I can’t believe it y made up the whole thing he’s been pranking his own
Frat it’s the ones you least suspect sometimes not this time oh good Bob I thought you might have whed out you’re just in time to see the alphas pay for taking beta I Know What You Did yep it’s over recognize this iguana recognize this iguana tail or
These briefs just curious they mind now okay Bob you got me I took beta I thought a prank war would bring the brothers together and show them how much I mean to them so it wasn’t the alphas at all those damn Alphas don’t even know we exist yeah they seem pretty focused
On their charity work I’ve been teeing our house for years just to get this thing going okay this fake prank war ends now the brothers are already on probation Yap prank the alphas here and you’ll get the house shut down so what there’ll be Legends oh no what’s the
Prank yep well since you’re too late to stop it I’ll tell you first I dressed as a waiter and snuck into the banquet while they were setting up oh my God how long is this story then I drilled a hole in the stage and underneath I planted
The splatter Master saliva cake the what are you insane I don’t know is it insane to collect the spit of every patient who’s passed through my office for the past 6 months and put it in a pony keg absolutely not necessarily right now all the Bas are under the stage with the keg
Waiting for that Dean Dixon to introduce his Alpha lap dog and when the alpha president steps up to the podium spuce this is a great plan we’re doing this no we’re not Louise come on yep no it’s all so easy for you isn’t it Bob you just
Mosed into the Beta house and stole their hearts with your hamburgers and your perfect body yep I’m sorry okay and I get it the fraternity is great it’s like being in a family of guys with beer and karaoke suck a punch oh we’re definitely switching dentists no you’ll
Never get a better family dentist who’s in your provider Network hello I’m I’m Dean Dixon and you’re all expelled just kidding except for you you’re expelled just Kidd oh God he started his intro I I’ve got to do something you’re too late dad you’ll never stop it now I’ve got to
Try uh now I’d like to introduce a truly outstanding young man me hello I am the honores uh twin brother not identical twins obviously but I’m 20 years old excuse me um that’s okay Dean thanks have a seat you know what I like about my brother he’s nice he he wouldn’t hurt
A fly much less I don’t know I’m just naming animals here an iguana please have her removed I want everyone in the room to know even people who might be under the stage right now that the alpha president would not hurt or kidnap an iguana right maybe he would
No he wouldn’t those are the kind of things our crazy oldest brother would do though you know our crazy Asian dentist older brother I point him out but I have a slow hand a slow hand Dad should leave the jokes to Dean Dixon haha ha come on
Help that out are you talking to us don’t set off the spit keg um let’s go out and ask him what he means Hi how are you excuse me who are these young men I probably should have come to rehearsal but no y No dad um you’ve got a little on your right here I did it B yep yep yep yep yep yep yep y yep y yep y y yep yep yep yep yep I what what are we working with here what’s going on are these cougar cougar
Cougar couga kind of a cougar poodle mix cougar doodle a wow cougar doodle open the sample case yeah they’re very smart Bobby why are you all West wow hi guys I brought the guys for burgers I’ve kind of been forgetting to feed them sorry Dean Dixon
Banned you in slow hand from campus but thank you cuz you know you deified us with that guy banned from the Frat my GPA might go up yeah sorry Yap called you a nerd for doing homework and that I said I agreed with Him what is what is happening right now what is this go for it man I don’t know what to do from here b R how do you like that why are none of these guys interested wo tonight everybody gets HED my sisters are my brothers I’m going to go PE out a window wait why is everybody holding vibrators or is it so cool that I will shut you down 163
164 165 hot Patty it’s safe damn it yay yay grade a ground beef meaning we dropped it on the ground Louise are we done here Hugo almost there’s just the little matter of your handwashing certification I don’t see it prominently displayed anywhere come on nobody needs to be certified in handwashing yeah
Hands off my hands government if you wish to remain open you will attend at one seminar exploring the 32 steps of proper hand sanitation am I taking that seminar not before you watch the introductory DVD you’re not oh come on Hugo and here’s your C rating which will
Remain in your window until you graduate what Hugo you’re an awful man uh wrong Bob I’m a Lael man fle man waffle man omelets am I doing it right we should get going Hugo who you going to harass next guys well Bob if you must know perhaps you’ve heard our town is now
Home to a disgust gusting nude beach there have been reports of vendors there serving food while naked that’s how the vendor served food in the Bible don’t drag religion into this sorry so long bob get certified or that c will stand for closed hi I’m Andre voyo I played
Bubbles on the critically acclaimed series The Wire today I’m here to talk about a different kind of bubbles soap bubbles remember when washing your hands do it for the time it takes to count to a th000 1 2 3 H Bobby when are you and me going to go
To that nude beach that Hugo was talking about nude beaches are full of overweight out of shape old bodies and I don’t want to go there and realize I look exactly like that I’ll go with you mom mother daughter nudity day fun I’m pretty sure it’s no kids allowed no kids allowed
H look through here and tell me what you see it’s a cliff my turn that’s a cliff all right Tina you nailed it no it’s a cliff that overlooks the nude beach and if we figure out how to get up there we could sell tours nudity tours to teenage boys it’s like
The internet but outside yes hey wow God we’re not even at the newe beach yet you guess my boobs didn’t get them ammo it’s like we’re in Paris I love it I know say love let’s go Wo keep hacking come on guys we’re going to be the Lewis and Clark of nudism I’ll be the sack of jaia of sacks this is fun you already took your bottoms off wow W what kind of shape is that I don’t know it started out to be a
Triangle but then I had to do it myself and then I don’t know it’s like a flower or something check out the hot guys in the drum circle hi hey that looks like oh my God Bobby you’re not going to believe this he was at the new beach Wait who was there you
Go yeah he was trying to shut the place down no he’s one of them now one of what a nudist nudy he was playing in the way he’s dancing around he looked like a Madonna in the cherish video that’s not possible he said he took a leave of
Absence to be nude so Hugo’s not our health inspector anymore do you know what this means we’re free no more surprise inspections no more stupid violations and I am not going to the handwashing class f I wash my hands unbelievable Hugo the health inspector is a nudist I know can you
Believe it Gretchen and I spotted him from across the Sands out with the bad air in with the nude air don’t be embarrassed Linda yes we were once an item and true we never saw each other nude back then unfortunately but better late than never what happened I thought
You were going to shut this place down oh my investigation let’s just say what I uncovered in that investigation was my very own soul wow the old Hugo would have seen this man as a health hazard pure and simple the new Hugo sees only a man a nude man selling blondies three
Blondies please whoa wait wait where’d you pull that from my fanny pack where’s your fanny pack ah there it is what kind of makes sense I mean the guy was wound so tight he was like a tubby little time bomb tety Time Bomb kids come in here I
Have amazing news can it wait we’re tired and rashy where were you bushwacking a trail to the nude Overlook dad before you say anything know that we’re going to come out of this steal stinking rich and we’re going to put a roof over you and Ma well good luck I’d
Pay not to have to look at those people hey Dad whoa whoa whoa rewind I’d like to hear your amazing news everyone Hugo is not a health inspector anymore he’s a nudest Ron I think I know why you’re here go ahead I’ll pretend I haven’t heard it’s true Hugo has taken a leave
Of absence we miss him terribly and hope for a speedy return right all right well I’d like you to meet Hugo’s replacement hey hello Tommy Geron a pleasure to meet you hi uh what you’re the new Hugo well there’s only one Hugo well I’m here so
Let’s get into it oh um listen inspector geranda I know you’re just doing your job but we got inspected two days ago so yeah it’s cool Bob yeah you know what call me Tommy okay Tommy all right seeing a lot of ticky tacky fouls here what it made you go to a handwashing
Seminar some maj your BS pardon my language kids how are you hello no sweat off our ass yeah that Hugo he kind of had it out for us I can’t stand inspectors like that you know makes us look like turds no one can make you look like a turd without your permission
Elanor Roosevelt ha this kid’s a trip funny stuff funny stuff you know what I’m actually uh I’m starving you hungry ronon you mean eat one of Bob’s Burgers Hugo would never come on Ron this how tall is this guy he’s pretty tall you’re leaning tower of tall guy giving you a h
Time come here hey Bob can you grill us up a couple um is this part of the inspection uh yeah something I like to call the mouth inspection okay wa this is incredible Wow first time I ever got a compliment from a health inspector Bob question you like
Rock um yeah I like rock music is that what you’re talking about yes okay you know I play almost every night over at pistol mwi’s basketball and Brew you should come by that that’d be great absolutely what your burger to my mouth my music is going to do to your ears
That’s great come here here get out of here man what you do come here you punching I think Dad just got to second base with that guy what are you doing this weekend brother I would like to visit the nude beach and see the naked people you only
Live once right my sister haven’t you heard kids aren’t allowed on the nude beach no unfair isn’t it well what if I told told you that you could see the nude beach all the dingles all the dongles all for one low price I want to see the dongles hell yeah cocoa buttered boobies
Sign up here to see the buff from the bluff don’t be shy they certainly aren’t hello Louise Daryl you interested you strike me as more of an indoor nerd I am interested but not as a customer as a key member of your team for a piece of
The action oh is that so it is so if you’re nudie watching from the top of a bluff I’ve got something that’ll double your money basically this is the Hubble for boobies I’ve seen my neighbor across the street put her bra and girdle on hundreds of times aren’t girdles for old
People they are and she is nice how come we’re doing all the lugging you’re also doing all the yapping nudes ho starting tomorrow we’re going to be flush with ass cash what you doing pops hitting the streets for some Hooch now he’s off to Pistol MC swishes to see the new health
Inspector play his Rock I have to go we want to keep this guy on our side Tommy I was just heading out to catch your set Bob you’re never going to believe it that idiot who owns pistol MC squishes told me I can’t play there anymore what
How come cuz he don’t know nothing about good rock that’s how come a wait hey I could play here here what yeah nah yeah no the Acoustics in here are not no the Acoustics in here are great oh yeah yeah yeah sounds good in here eing clapping
Ech stop Echo stop Echo Jean stop Jean oh it’s done I’m grabbing my amp maybe it won’t be so bad I’m a bad man with the master plan and the ladies call me text and the one thing all the ladies know is I’m good at having uh uh uh uh
Sex sex I leave my shirt on that’s okay don’t make me feel self-conscious babe sex SE sex sex sex when you’re done say that was fun we might have made a little son I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m
Good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex Tommy’s music is terrible he’s driving out all the customers you told him he could play here all week I don’t
Think I did I did but this is still way better than dealing with Hugo you got to say something what about that song elderly prostitutes da da da da elderly prostitute da elderly prostitute all right I’ll say something so what you guys think you like my rock oh Tommy
That uh rocked yeah yeah yeah yeah Linda what’ you think did it speak to you as a lady now be honest screamed in my face as a lady oh mom loved it sell her a CD done yeah listen Tommy can I talk to you about something let’s go backstage let’s go what oh
Okay woo man well people don’t know about rock it’s a very physical experience you know it’s very athletic you’re moving around a lot yeah yeah you noticed that it’s almost like you moved around too much yeah I’ve gotten all kinds of comments you know you move
Around a lot you seem to be having a hard time yeah I could see that one a little bit jumping around for no reason you know your eyes are bulging weird it’s off ping this and that but that’s what they said about Queen yeah did they
In rock in general hey uh Tommy uh you know our place is sort of a family restaurant and some of your songs are a little risque so I was thinking maybe don’t wait hold on a second before I forget I got a little something here for you it’s your inspection file there’s
Nothing on here that’s right clean slate you’re welcome wow really yeah come on shut up well thanks Tommy oh man I still got all that Mojo flowing through me you know I I I got to get it out I’m going to take this van to the beach and peel
Kill off some Beres you want to come um what’s a what’s a Bernie I want to go home what this is fun oh no more Beres all right people line up you’ll see we have many noteworthy specimens on the beach today only a dollar to get a closer look at
The action step right up look through this tube see some boob give me the green see some peen hi this is is gross we came all this way to see old people nasty you tricked us I want my money back uh-oh W wo wait you guys you’re looking at this
The wrong way you want to see nice bodies get a magazine this is real people check out that guy what is that is that a liver spot is that a birth mark is that a third nipple who knows you can’t write this crap hold up hold up hold up let me
See I get it yeah just un second look it’s Better this uh first song goes pretty deep it’s called daddy um at least it’s a a family song Daddy you abandon me Daddy you s drugs to me punches are not hugs to me it’s no elderly prostitute Bobby you said you talk to him um I did
Kind of but then he wiped our record clean Daddy on my enemy my enemy my enemy you are my enemy my enemy it’s just me just me just me my enemy y ity byy stripp climbed up the brassy pole down came her legs and wrapped around my soul we your web with
Your sexy we with your sexy web around me with your web with if you’re naughty well around my body my beautiful body my beautiful legs beautiful torso we that we around me hurdles on a beach what are those silly little skin bags up to now wait a
Second this can’t be ow uh guys you might want to buy seats now for tomorrow’s event new cathlon that sounds like the cathlon but nude they’re naked and old and they’re bringing home the gold go you go talk to him all right Tommy there’s listen there’s something I
Need to talk to you about I was thinking maybe um you could take some time off from performing uh here what what you what are you talking about Bobby boy it’s just that um you know you can be performing at way different places huh it’s almost like you’re saying you don’t
Want me to play here anymore no not no you’ve took that the wrong way what I meant was you’re great um but just not maybe for for here tell you what’s funny you know that’s what the manager over at pistol M swishes said too did he yeah
Kind of exactly and it’s a shame about that guy you know he got shut down by me what are you doing you know I hate to say this but you you got rat turds on your floor man and I yeah I got to write that up unfortunately what Tommy that’s
Crazy you just carry around bags of rat turds in your pocket yeah I don’t know what you’re talking about yeah look over see I see some more right over here see you didn’t even empty that one you’re saying a rat just came in here and
Tossed a bag of its poop on my floor yeah that’s the thing that happens and look you know it can all go away just let me do an encore and then come back and play every night no Tommy you’re not going to hold us hostage with your
Crappy music and your threats CRA so get out of my restaurant Tommy okay of course you know what this means until further notice you are shut down my man fine why don’t you get out my man oh gladly my man oh and guess what you do
Have bulging eyes and it is footing so uh how did uh how’d it go Great we’re hungry Bobby open up I can’t Teddy Tommy closed us down if I serve you I could go to jail we’re willing to take that chance if Tommy doesn’t let us open we’ll be broke by next week we got to fix this Bobby there’s only one person who can help us
Now oh God oh don’t be so nervous it’s natural what’s going on here anyway naked Field Day fun bu bub there he is I can’t believe I’m going to gravel to a naked Hugo Bob Linda you’re just in time to see me excel at nude tetherball Hugo
Look I’ve come to ask for your help the guy who replaced you shut down the restaurant oh Bob that’s a Pity but the health inspecting world doesn’t interest me anymore come on this guy’s nuts Hugo he he planted rat poop you wouldn’t even do that listen to you Bob it’s all about
Things with you restaurants rat feces underwear oh God today is the nude cathlon so either you join me in nude Brotherhood or kindly return to your clothed country all right all right what what if I did join you the the more the matter here but what if I competed and
Beat you uh you won’t but if I did would you help us out then is this some kind of bet Bob yeah it’s a bet and what what do I get if I win well what do you want you have to cater the N cathlon closing
Ceremony for free if this This Is What It Takes This Is What It Takes Bob you do realize what you’re getting yourself into a nude cathlon has 27 events not including warm-up freeze tag I quit no Bobby come on you can do it parlays exactas trifect does we’re
Taking all action people Louise you’re going to want to see This we played with fire and this is what we get fire in our eyes I think dad looks pretty good considering he’s had three kids hey Dad stop stretching like that oh my God Zeke here calling the action for you on this sunny afternoon there can only
Be one winner today but many floppy wiers and they’re off go boys out to an early Le historys itself try and you’ll suceed you’ve got a tough day ahead of you Bob the one and you can have your dream you’re the best like his hourglass you’re the
Best nothing’s going to ever keep you down you’re the best nothing’s going to ever keep you down big fatty wins a tug bad luck little fatty three legs four thighs and two Ding Dongs now that’s one nasty bucket of chicken you try your best to win them
All and one day time will tell when you’re the best that’s standing there you’ll reach the final Bell I’m the best around nothing’s going to ever keep me down I’m the best how are we holding up Bob fine this great well I must say you’ve proven yourself a worthy naked
Adversary but this last event is for all the marbles don’t say marbles line up for Greco Roman wrestling go barie you’re my big naked knife I’m dying gentlemen enter the Ring May the best nude win May the best nude Win not there there you go take this one go sweep the leg dad sweep the leg treat him like a naked pinata dad break him open for some candy okay time to do that not today Bob oh the little guy flips the fatty like a Patty we’ve got a p no
Yes I win you took Linda from me you are the scourge of my professional life but this time I win you can get off me now Hugo never I win let go home l i win win win win wow that was rough naked and defeated just the way he entered this world
Bobby you put your pants on backwards honey doesn’t matter none of it matters we lost the restaurant Lynn Tina let’s put our pants on backwards too let’s do it for Dad I’m wearing a skirt but okay Hugo what are you doing here and why are you wearing clothes or is that
Just body paint today at the beach you tasted my sweet victory but I realize something it wasn’t enough what does that mean I want to shut you down I do not some dirty Duty dropper me until then you’re open for business Haron you got it buddy all right well thanks Hugo
All right everyone loaded what’s going on the closing ceremony Bob remember you have to cater it disrobe it will don’t bother with courtesy tissues on the seats get nude for food I love it hold the Buns am I right well better clean up the gum under
The tables I’ll get to it Tina no I hate you Hugo wait what about Tommy Gera how we doing Jimmy pesto whoa whoa wo why aren’t you guys in costume no one’s going to give you candy without a costume oh is that how trick-or-treating Works Daryl yes how do
We get the candy you put on a costume and you go door to door oh no we put on a costume relax we’ve got the costume of costumes no need for the attitude Louise I just don’t want you to not have candy I know D concerns coming from a good
Place going as a Chinese dragon there’ll be five of us inside but we’ll say there’s 10 of us it’s a trick to get more treats we’ll be swimming in nougat I remember when I thought group costumes were a good idea too much work and not enough friends I’ll admit it’s ambitious
But we have our best people on it why do we even have to do this come on is it so hard to glue things and run a restaurant yeah it is well this is what parents do they glue crap on stuff for their kids
So glue we got a lot of stuff glue glue glue glue please don’t chant glue and glue CL I think I’m too old to trick-or treat next year I’m going cold turkey when you go from tween to teen you say goodbye to Halloween you’re never too old for trick-or-treating or holding
Hands with Dad when I say Lou you say eeve Lou oh God when I say you say eeve who’s that it’s smly frock she wants to be my friend or be me or be a rap duo with me that’s nice no it’s not nice Tina it’s not nice at all
Lou oh hi Louise tickle tickle tickle tickle stop it what are you dressed as remember remember our plan you don’t remember our plan you be dust I’ll be bunny D bunny that is not our plan Millie we didn’t have a plan and even if we did
Even if we did get together sit down get some blueprints out have a cup of coffee why would I want to be dust dust so you could be bunny why that’s exactly what dust would say goodbye Can’t help but notice you’re not playing the Halloween scream CD I gave you uh you know I didn’t want to wear it out before the kids started coming around where is it oh it’s right there behind you oh great well I can’t play itself
Bob you got to put it on and hit play Bobby come on play the sounds of the holiday well we don’t need to right now Teddy why not we will wait till the kids come why fine I’ll just put it in oh I’m spooked now you’re all set for
Trick or- treaties in a couple of hours wait what time is it oh my God Bobby the kids will be home any minute and the costume’s not even close to finish what are we going to do I don’t know how about let them finish it m Teddy what
Are you doing right now adjusting myself without anyone noticing watching M adjust himself grab some glue you’re going to be a Halloween elves come on you don’t have to be good you just have to be fast why can’t all women want that all right we’ll go home finish the
Costume and hit the streets oh I need to grab the Dragon Eyes from the fort why are they in the fort I spray p Ed them in there fine we’ll swing by the fort fort fort fort fort fort for I didn’t Peg you guys as the forting type
Oh we Fort we Fort big time after you uh I don’t know I got this thing about being in small spaces oh you’re going to be fine Daryl trust me when you come out of here you’re going to be afraid of this small space that is the world hey Lulu where are you
You oh no no no no no she’s right here I’m looking at her shut up quick inside hey are we going to play in the for before we go trick-or-treating cuz uh Louise you you shut the door before I could even get in oh sorry Millie we’re
At capacity so you always say that now come on let me in yeah I God I sure wish I could but it’s kind of a onein one out situation the fire Marshall’s on our ass you understand Milly well I’ll wait or or or you could come back later too
We’ll be here a while it’ll thin out in a bit I’ll get some more dust for our costumes Dust Bunny think about it seriously think about it okay yeah I’m knocking around in my head right now I think it’s going to be awesome all right Bly it’s going to be great Bye
B that was close hurry up and get the dragonize before crazy comes back this fort is amazing I only feel a little claustrophobic this would be a great place to go when my mom tells me to go play outside all right come on we’ll give you the quickie tour this is Jean’s
Room there’s some odor yes found them and now the upstairs there’s an upstairs oh yeah this is Tina’s room you can really feel the insecurity I think it’s nice you don’t think it’s nice no no it’s nice it’s nice voila paror de laise lovely view the light’s bad for the upholstery
True fading it is an issue yeah so what house will be the first op antina’s farewell trick-or-treating tour leave that to me this town might suck at Halloween but not if you have this I give you the Treasure Trail W it took phone polling mailing list and
A Blog I follow called candy Randy so houses with stars are those are must visits and houses with an X must avoids I’m talking raisins pencils hand sanitizer baby apples cyanara raisins old grapes aren’t candy do you guys hear that what the hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey kids kids inside precious kids yeah Dino I’m coming I’m coming I just parked yeah I can leave it in the alley all night no one ever comes back here yeah I’m in costume they were all out of Draculas so I’m a fruit head or something did he just say he’s parking
Here all night that’s what he said oh my God we’re trapped hey a we spot find the weak spot we can’t be totally boxed in here concrete at all concrete and truck we’re screwed until that truck moves which it’s not until tomorrow oh man I’m starting to freak
Out here hello it’s later oh Millie Milly Milly Louise you in there I am Milly you have to get us out of here go for help the truck pend is in someone needs to move it what oh yeah get the fire department and the police just get
Everybody oh oh sure hey Louise hey I was thinking let’s get bunk beds and live in the forest um wow we’re matching murphy beds that fold up into trees Millie this is Jean hey could you go for help oh yeah I’m going to hey when I say Lou you say
Ease Lou ease okay that was fun you can go now Lou e okay that is enough of that blue e that’s plenty e go get some help you freaking nutcase you creepy stalker psycho C can you not understand a hint go get help oh
Wow I see I see you don’t like me huh of course I don’t who would who would shh what are you doing don’t listen to her this is Jean again we think you’re terrific did you do something with your hair you look great you seem real strong you’ve been working out
Louise can you tell me this if dust hits the ground and no one’s around to hear it does it make a sound I don’t know Millie no it doesn’t so I guess what I’m saying is have fun spending Halloween in a box good one Milly silly Milly that was good how’s it coming
Teddy greatl all done Teddy is that it yeah it’s a dragon Spike for the back yeah I know Teddy you’re supposed to have 20 done by now Bobby how’s that foot coming foot I’m working on the tail I’m doing the tail you’re supposed to do the foot
No you said Bob do the tail I know because I remember thinking you can’t tell me what to do Teddy that’s funny no it’s not and I’m doing the tail my Tail’s better than yours a yours is really good yeah I know it is all right fine I’ll do the foot
Pass me the sequence I would but we’re all out because someone that that’s my wife has no concept of how many sequins she’s using are you talking about me God yes just go get some more fine gr this might not be a great time but I also made a
Tail we cannot miss Halloween this is all your fault Louise you are mean to million now we’re stranded yeah she seems really cool okay I’m hearing a lot of BL being thrown around Loosey Goosey right now somebody’s in friend jail somebody in friend jail and friend jail
Last forever hey Millie oh don’t mind me I’m just collecting spiders for an experiment cool I collect porcelain horses I experiment with where I put them on my dresser well this experiment just called see how much you freak out when I release spiders into the fort you’re
Traing steal it up je steal it I have a s about spiders you have a thing about everything but especially spiders they’re scared Andy’s still in there let him out we can’t then we’d all get spidered I’ll never forget you Andy I’ll be with you every time you look in the mirror what
Cuz we look alike never mind oh no I get it now I didn’t want those to be my last Words wait a minute wait a minute what the hold on Andy get up they’re fake spiders oh thought I was a goner I felt you die my God we’re closed what no no no I’m I’m making a dragon for my kids we’re we’re halfway through we just need another bag
To finish when you wait until the last minute to buy art supplies you pay the price Harold you heard her Bob fussy we’re closed Bob fussy look I just need one bag that’s it oh Bob FY doesn’t need more than one bag I’m not FY I’m making
A costume for my I’m just taking this here’s money Mr run away oh no stop yes I hear you honking I’m just trying to make a costume for my kids it’s a Dragon trick or treat oh and what are you dressed as we switch shirts I’m Ollie I’m Andy here’s a rusted 9volt
Battery for you and a used coffee filter for you thanks happy Halloween want to trade yeah that’s is a mockery but I will take a coffee filter thanks this isn’t how I want to spend my last Halloween Louise I’m handing out batteries in a box full of jeans farts it’s not full yet
Uhoh ew why is my butt wet butts get wet Dina it’s what they do or maybe it’s from that H must be garbage juice from the dumpster next door I’m getting pinto beans some sandpaper craw guys we just found our way out out Jean is she out
There what do you hear nothing except for Tina’s breathing you’re picking that up loud and Loud all right Andy Ollie you two and me are the only ones small enough to fit through that hole in the dumpster I would go but I’m Master minding this so
One of you two should go which one of you was born first I was I came in second all right then Ollie squeeze into the dumpster burrow through the trash jump out and run for help just like when you came out of your mom got it what did
She mean by came out of her mom okay Ollie get in there go go go go we just got to get out of here man whatever it takes getting so cramped in here okay you really don’t need to take your pants off I wish you were right oh hi
Hi how could Millie have possibly known about our plan we whispered the whole time well there’s only one explanation isn’t there one of you in this room in this sacred Fort is a rat oh yeah yeah yeah yeah one of you is can you just tell me who it is no M so which one of you is the rat Tina this is your last Halloween ever you ratted us out to Millie so we’d never have to leave didn’t you what I want to get out more than anyone my childhood is slipping through my candless fingers maybe jeans the rat oh please let’s just
Calm down and take a spray paint nap Daryl why are you wearing your backpack um why are you wearing your backpack Daryl answer the question want to make sure I don’t lose it oh really you don’t want to lose it because you think you’re getting out of here I am Millie let me
Out of here I did my part you do yours she’s not letting you out Daryl you fool why would you do this I’m weak Louise I’m weak dear Millie I need candy also I will need to poo soon please please let me out Dear Daryl help me
Help you poop be my man on the inside love Millie I couldn’t let the Treasure Trail go to waste if you hadn’t told her about our Escape Plan we could have used our plan to escape oh that’s so obvious Now isn’t it I’m sorry it’s hard for me
To think when my pants are off I just want candy all right all right it’s okay Daryl you didn’t know what you were doing huh buddy oh my pants are off yeah so what do we do with a snitch you did the crime now you do the time Indi and Ollie burp and
Blow poor bastard that smells nice you guys eat sherbet cucumber soap I ate a flour this is the one day you don’t eat peanut butter and tuna for lunch you ruin perp blow torture it’s pretty bad it’s not it’s fun it’s festive no it looks like it’s from China no China
Would be furious about this Dragon they love dragons there Hey where’s the kids they should have been home by now oh my God they’re lost not on Halloween L easy they’re dead no they’re not dead they’re dead no I know it they’re dead no I bet
They’re in that Fort they built oh yeah g that Fort well it is pretty cool once you get inside what do you mean inside they let you in I thought we weren’t allowed I wasn’t supposed to say anything that’s great why can’t I go in
I I don’t know and there’s a ton of rules they have so I guess that was one of them right right whatever we’re going to go to that Fort and we’re getting those little should be trick-or-treaters and we’re shoving them inside this thing hey you guys I was just
Trick-or-treating this candy is so good oops I dropped some good thing there’s more where that came from you monster you can’t do this the uh it’s just down here yeah I know where it is Mister I’ve been in the fort before and you haven’t that’s right I have they were inside my
Fort for a long time that’s the original Fort Bob and Linda uh Millie frock Louise’s friend hey you know I just ran into Louise and Jean and Tina at trick-or-treating what the trick-or-treating with without their costume we’ve been slaving away all day where where are they I don’t know the
Name of the street cuz I’m a little kid but if you follow me I can show you skip like this I don’t want to skip I said skip who is this kid I like her she’s fun so last year is my last Halloween and I didn’t even know it I wish I could
Go back in time and tell myself to enjoy it more and also not to go into this fort I wish I could go back 10 seconds ago before I ate cardboard uh-oh I’m doing it again hm wait guys take a look at this what is it rat you see those buttons on the
Truck yeah we just have to find a way to hit the up button and boom the roof is lifted and how exactly are we going to hit the button huh you going to snitch on it no we use this Daryl you’re my favorite kind of rat a rat with a hanger where’d she
Go she’s a fast Skipper so where are the kids I don’t see them anywhere I’ll tell you where they are not wearing their costum costume on ungrateful Avenue jerks we work so hard on this thing I fought the people at the art supply store all that glue in my hair hate to
See it go to waste yeah Tri treat oh uh what are you supposed to be it’s a dragon duh it doesn’t look like any dragon I’ve ever seen before yeah your dorat stupid yeah yeah aren’t you a little bit old to be trick or-treating you’re old you’re
Probably 60 I am 6 hey we going to get any candy or not no you have to give it Bob no is that you no what Bob from the burger place no no way I’m not I recognize you anyway I’m not that is hilarious it’s still not me that is
Hilarious it’s not me honey come it’s Bob from the burger place I can’t we can’t just stay stay there stay there stay there it’s great great it’s Bob and Linda from the burger honey they’re pulling some sort of I don’t know it’s a Dave I can’t stand sorry to see you
Steady steady I can’t watch mostly because I can’t see you hear that it’s working y you hit the wrong button turn it off turn it off I can’t the Hanger’s Stuck we’re all going to die every meal I’ve ever eaten is flashes before my eyes oh my God my last meal was cboard this is not good for my claustrophobia wait there’s garbage we could use it we could stack it yes stack the strong stuff maybe we can stop this thing from
Crushing us ol Andy get in There it’s working isn’t It yes the door it’s open thr the Halloween craw the candy my shoe now our shoes will be together wo we’re done our woo we still got a few minutes left on the candy clock what about our costume screw the costume there’s no time we only got a few minutes left on
The candy clock did you not hear me but nobody will give us candy if we’re not wearing one congratulations you’re a robot hold on Candy I’m coming for you yeah Treasure Trail lead us to treas Oh come on no no turn them on turn them on we’re still here don’t you go off of me aha there you are you think you’re too good for your costume for us costume what am I even looking at Godzilla’s dingdong it’s a dragon Jean it’s not a
Dragon yes it is you asked us to make you a dragon we did what are you bean can head yeah no robot Bean can head to you well I bet we got more candy than you did so wait where is your candy long story actually I can tell it pretty fast
Well at least we can have some of yours now I being hats we get the candy no we get the candy it’s ours we’re eating it all right now I want your candy get out of our Dragon I thought I was done with Halloween but it turns out
Halloween’s not done with me ah get out of our Dragon okay Halloween’s over I’m going to eat more candy in front of you guys but you can eat the mini boxes of raisins I didn’t want you’ll need your strength to make it through
The oh my God I killed them oh my God oh my God oh my God people are going to be so mad at me I’m going to have to find a therapist oh jeez I hope I like my therapist you definitely won’t who said that the ghost of us this is Jean’s
Ghost we don’t appreciate being killed oo this is Tina’s ghost oh no oh I didn’t mean to kill you I was just going to keep you in there until you got old give us your candy you nutcase all of it or or do you just want some of it or do
You want to trade all of it here take it happy Halloween thanks for killing us Heaven um is it mustard uh ketchup we were looking for ketchup a kids stop playing what is it what do you expect us to do work yes no hello belchies hey Teddy question what do y’all do tomorrow
I’m going to be straight collan why do you ask you know that boat that I’ve been fixing up You’ mentioned it well I finally got her ship shape and I thought it’d be fun to take you all out kill us no take you out for a boat ride tomorrow
Oh family boat trip that sounds great Teddy if we can get back in time for the lunch rush absolutely so I’ll put you down for a soft maybe huh no no no we’re in great well just let me know for sure because I got a plan for drinks and
Stuff like that Teddy we’re coming we we said yes okay so hopefully you’ll be there I got to go I got to go that’s a mean joke to play on your friend dad what we’re going oh we’re going sing on I’m out about so Dad you’re probably wondering
Why I’m holding this chalkboard eraser from the restaurant what wait why are you holding the Eraser from the restaurant I’m glad you asked you see we’ve had some discussions about me having my own cell phone haven’t we father uhhuh some people say I shouldn’t have my own cell phone because I lose
Things sometimes that people is me because you lose things sometimes all the time well agree to disagree no has anyone seen my other shoe has anyone seen a burger on a plate does anyone see my toothbrush it was in my mouth a second ago okay so maybe I lose things
Sometimes but I wouldn’t lose a reasonably priced cell phone with a sensible data package and I’m going to prove it by not losing this eraser all day Tina I like that eraser I’m going to miss it yeah it was a good eraser rest in peace guys I’m not going to lose it
Oh my God where is it you just dropped it didn’t lose it not lost aoy beles wow look at you in a shirt on a boat a hoyy toyy yeah Teddy the boat looks amazing thanks was just an out house for seagulls when I got it just a floating bucket welcome aboard
The see me now so I tricked out everything as you can see custom drink holders all over the place I weatherproofed a couple of loungers secured some additional seating go ahead try it out super comfy so comfy are these from France maybe and this here Mission Control wait is that the steering wheel
From your truck it sure is hey what do I need two steering wheels for I can’t be two places at once right also I popped by this door and got some nibbles hello help yourself oh cheese and crackers just like on land yeah what do you say
Should we get this boat on the road toot toot boat on the Road we can go anywhere where do you want to go probably Mars Sacramento wherever Captain Phillips happened H oh here’s some place we could go you know how my ex-wife Denise left me for some guy that’s in the boats well he owns a bar on the docks on manm shaa
Island the East works there too we can swing by there and just really cool boat I have now that might be fun right I mean right that might be fun now that I think about it for the first time right uh yikes wa just an idea uh-huh uh-huh
Spitballing seems like maybe this isn’t the first time you thought of about it yeah I was picking up on that too huh what do you mean your ex-wife left you for a boat guy yeah and you’ve been fixing up a boat for like years and years ever since your divorce yeah and
You actually called your boat see me now I don’t I don’t get where you going with this Bob it’s a nautical pun Teddy is this whole day all about Denise maybe you shouldn’t try and impress her impress her Denise what huh that’s crazy we have both moved on also didn’t she
Treat you horribly didn’t she say the back of your head looks like a butt yes said that’s why I wear a hat and didn’t she make you go to the bathroom in the yard I was not doing a great job with yeah and I started to enjoy it and
Didn’t she cheat on you like a lot yes but I was working 7 8 hours a day 5 days a week sometimes of course you cheated on me all over the place I left the no choice Bobby uh-huh sure no yeah right great it’s settled setting a course for my ex-wife’s boyfriend’s Waterfront
Bar okay hey we’re getting close that’s the bar that uh her boyfriend owns the scoon Hound classy there Denise oh my God oh my God oh my God relax oh my God okay here we go big smiles everyone hold your plates up you’re having a great time and here we
Go great joke and did everyone get enough expensive fruit salad oh hey Denise crap oh no she didn’t see us well if at first you don’t succeed oh boy just got to bring her around we’re going starboard here everywhere a port or something okay here we go Teddy you
Really want to try again damn right I do jeez kind of a wide turn huh Teddy yeah it’s not a 10-speed bike Bob let me see you rebuild a boat sorry teddy sorry I got it I got it I got it okay there she is I think she can see us here we
Go great joke okay huh did everyone get enough expensive fruit salad we did it’s delicious it tastes like success nope not that time either why would she see me I’m only in a huge boat yelling your name who likes u-turns everyone like u-turns I’m learning to appreciate them
We’re doing a U-turn rightful Runner I’m going to bring her around starboard no P oh God uh how you doing buddy I’m doing wonderful I mean we’re on the ocean we’re enjoying the ocean Bobby we please sit down yep okay Smiles everyone we’re doing great it’s a divorce hey fruit
Salad I mean Denise I mean look at my boat I’m inside of a boat I mean it’s my boat py huh hey hi Denise when did you start waitressing at your boyfriend’s place I mean is that where your boyfriend owns that so uh good catching up this fruit salad oh my God the
Best oh god oh boy do you think that Denise noticed that I crashed the boat what no ah I’m not Teddy by the way that doesn’t sound good crap we’re still stuck I’m going to give it all she’s got we’re free crap oh boy and that’s
How you make an exit people great job Teddy there is blowing it and there is blowing it what if it was fine not too many people are taking videos with their phones I pretended to take one but don’t worry I won’t post it anywhere oh not how I imagin this going
Me my stupid butthead let’s get you home maybe by tomorrow and next Christmas you can laugh about the whole thing Teddy Linda’s right all of this is probably for the best so uh smooth sailing from here uh-huh uhhuh uh does that smoke look extra Smoky to you guys I mean it
Doesn’t look great coming from a motor that smoke is coming from the motor I thought we were slow roasting ribs oh wa yeesh that do sh did a number on it Teddy when’s a good time to tell you there’s water coming into the boat is
Now good time or should oh no no no no no that’s not ideal not an ideal time okay I’ll tell you later are we sinking uh I mean yes but uh but but we we can make it home right I mean we’re going to be fine of course though but just to be
Safe we should probably radio the Coast Guard and everyone put on a life f come on kids do it cuz it’s fun oh my God okay we just got to turn it to channel 16 where’s the thing that I talking to what what do you mean the thing that you
Pressed wait it’s not there oh boy oh what Teddy do you know that little mic thing that you’re supposed to plug in right here yeah well the good news is it was perfect for my policeman costume for Halloween the bad news is we don’t have a working radio are you serious I took
Part of it to make I was third I 1/3 you took the part that we need to talk into right now cuz we’re sinking and now my phone’s not getting a signal me either nothing wait so we can’t call for help well there is a flare gun every boat
Should have one of these but that’s for like a real emergency yeah let’s all keep our eyes peeled for a real emergency H right I see what you’re saying well we’ve got one flare so this has to be the perfect shot huh maybe a fish will swim for help
Now what Teddy now what do we do okay calm down Bob why why why should I calm down can I talk to you over here for a sec Teddy messed up right he did blowing your top at him isn’t going to help anything we don’t know that Lynn it
Might look just don’t go nuts on the poor guy fine we’ll just calmly sink to the bottom of the ocean okay everybody I might be partially to blame for some stuff today but I’ve got a plan I think we can make it to this little Island
Right here the map says it’s a private island you know it could be Caffrey’s Island Mr Caffrey of caff’s Taffy and caff’s bootlegg lier I think we could all use a drink right yeah I could use a cordial I think one of these little Islands was his or still is I mean rich
People could own stuff even after they’re dead right dead raccoons act like they own the road is there a dock I’m not seeing a dock what was that you hit a rock a a couple of rocks no they had it coming yeah why not why not hit a couple of
Rocks oh I think this is as far as we’re going here we can’t get any closer to shore uh all right I guess we’re getting wet it’s okay it’s just like at the mall sometimes you got to park far away and hoof it dropping anchor still got my Eraser phone Dad and
I’m not letting it get wet that’s great Tina it’s super important right now tell me about it a land you sweet son of a [ __ ] get over Here Private Island no trespassing danger oh that’s not good You’ think if you had a private island you could afford to get rid of the danger maybe it’s luxury Danger sure D well we don’t have a choice we have to find help look on top of the hill there’s a house good
Ey Louise h i can notice things too look there’s an eraser on the ground damn it wa starting up few still works sh did you guys hear something do you mean ever or just now I didn’t hear anything what the tell them we don’t sell hamburgers tell them we don’t sell hamburgers
Oh God what do we do what do we do uh they keep moving closer they look so mad what’s their problem and why are they so hairy get a haircut in a job you hippies how’d you get out of Burlington Vermont okay everyone walk slowly to the right
And maybe don’t look them in the eyes all right looking at my feet very casual they still coming they’re not stopping oh no I don’t like their attitude right now yeah they are mad at us why are they mad at us I think we should run I think we should run toward
Those rocks good plan I I I I’m pretty sure cattle can’t climb rocks right and go go go go go oh no no getting cut off we’re going to go to those rocks okay we’ll keep going to these Rocks we made it climb up towards the house we’ll meet you there I think we’ll be okay if we stay off the grass yeah get off my lawn I can’t believe I got us in this mess See Me Now is right see me bring a bunch of kids to an island with deadly
Cattle not the day I pictured not how it looked on my vision board and not how I start going down with Denise but maybe it wasn’t the best plan I mean what were you even going to say to Denise if you didn’t crash the boat so loudly uh I
Guess I was going to say something like AO Denise uh uh-huh and then what that’s all I had I’m useless aw well maybe it would make you feel better if we do some role playing and uh we pretend it went great and I’ll be Denise and you be you
Okay and I’ll be Denise’s boyfriend proud owner of the schoon Hat uh Oho Denise uh did you did you see my boat Oho to you teddy wow look at your boat it’s just beautiful yeah I’m super jealous and that woman with you the one with the glasses she looks fun is she a
Girlfriend what who l no she’s a friend she’s she’s Bob’s wife hi you I’m Denise I’m Linda Linda I love that name you look so smart and who’s that cool teen with the Barret I assume she’s got her own cell phone H I think you guys are
Getting a little off track right right right Teddy you look great leaving you for this idiot was the dumbest thing I ever did really absolutely she’s right you should be with Denise not me I’ve got the scoon Hound I’ll be fine come on let’s give love a second chance what do
You say I say let’s do it let’s get back together I’m got to fix up my boat again and then we’ll fix up our marriage and scene oh my God I’m crying I just got chills can you we do one way you say it looks like you lost 10B how long should
We wait for him is he dead wait for who I forget who was behind us that wasn’t uh so so tough here we are good news everybody we did our role playing game and we came to the conclusion that as soon as we get off the island that e and
I are going to get back together what are you talking about what is he talking about um sounds worse when he says it you wen’t there Bob I was there I played that no good son of a [ __ ] boyfriend of hers oh my God hey look at us almost to
The house on the hill they better have cable and kettle corn oh no no no we’re supposed to go over that are you kidding me I’ll go and if I make it across I’ll call for help that was the Super Creek it’s super creaky I don’t know Teddy it seems like
That bridge might completely fall apart it might that’s a risk I got to take okay good luck you guys wait here I was born to be on team wait here okay here I go making progress careful Teddy wait till Denise he is about this this is going to make one very impressive story
If I don’t make it tell her I died a hero so you’ll be dead but you still want to impress her and kind of uh embellish it a little you know maybe I did a cool clip like a diver or something yeah I guess yeah well we
We’ll tell her okay boy this their Bridge does not feel sturdy guys guys guys behind you everybody over the bridge go go go easy easy I’m glad this is easy for you but I’ll bring it Out careful careful careful okay okay the cows are smarter than we are they’re not getting on this bridge just keep moving and try not to be heavy everybody hey I skip brunch no I didn’t okay step by step easy do let the Eraser go you you need both
Hands I haven’t lost it this whole time I’m not about to let go now you can have a phone all right just grab onto the rail oh okay cool that was a great eraser one of the best terrible reception we made it oh my babies who are you what are you doing
Here just kicking it well we’re not here on purpose get out of here this is private property we know it’s caf’s Island yes and it’s my job to protect it so get off this island we’d love to sir but we’re stranded here and we just want
To use your phone also please don’t weed whack us I might if you don’t scattle imagine this is your shins no we we got it just listen Teddy’s boat is all busted and crashed on the rocks out there I’m Teddy the guy with the boat that he used just talking
About right so can we borrow your phone to call for help all right I won’t whack you come on in I’ll give you a tour and I’ll see if I have any of my trespassers punch oh punch and this is the Parlor so uh is this where the phone is we’ll get there
Eventually I’m just guessing but is it just you out here by yourself Nathaniel oh oh yeah just me my Gardener tools and the cattle yeah you could put that down at any time no thanks and why are there terrifying cattle running wild on this island those are Highland Longhorns Mr
Caffrey imported them all the way from Scotland they were a gift to the love of his life gendin she was Scottish a but she did not return his affections oh hell he bought this island for her for gwendaline the Scott yep and he named it how about you love me Island and he
Built this house for her which he named the house that Caffrey built for gwendelyn that man had all the money in the world but he couldn’t get the woman he loved to love them back she left them for an Austrian count named lipshits and the cattle have overrun this island ever
Since wait Teddy you’re just like cafrey I am yes cafrey did all this stuff to impress this gendin lady uh-huh it’s just like you with your boat you’re right yes finally I should buy an island for Denise that’ll help me win her back oh my God why Teddy stop it stop it stop
It Teddy I think what Bob is trying to say is that you should forget about Denise and forget about our fun and creative role playing which maybe was not so helpful I’m still proud of the work I did you don’t have to let Denise know you’re doing all right you can just
Do all right and you are all right all right if you would just stop it okay okay okay Bobby let him go or shake them more or give him a raspberry on his belly that’ll teach him it’s just we love you teddy we want the best for you
Wow look at you people listen I don’t offer this to most trespassers but you folks seem odd okay hey you don’t need to use the phone I got a boat and a lot of time I could tow you home you you have a boat yes got a couple in the boat
House boat house we didn’t see a boat house cuz you came up on the wrong side of the island the front of the property’s beautiful have a look that’s the place to trespass oh yeah that’s good trespassing next time maybe jeez you didn’t get a pretty good nobody
Light a match or flick your butts over this way you’re leaking diesel all over the place did he say flick your butts excuse me where can we flick our butts cuz that needs to happen pretty soon dad I wanted to say thank you for thinking I’m responsible enough for my
Own cell phone which we both agree I am yes Tina you’ll be a great cell phone owner I know I will someday but I don’t want my own cell phone right now you don’t no I couldn’t take my eyes off the Eraser the whole day and if you’re
Always looking down then you’re missing what’s around you what’s around you oh okay Tina I guess that’s great cheaper too and I think you should read more dad I feel like I’ve never seen you read a book okay that’s enough Tina and have you ever sat down and talked to Mom just
Really talked huh Dad no more screen time for you we’re going to have to take your phone away Yep that’s de oh move oh that’s a fire Teddy did you do that I did you were right Bob okay but I mean I didn’t say set it on fire tell you the truth I never even like boats hey you know who likes boats guys that are try to impress
Their exes that’s who not me I like boats should we be Towing that still I mean maybe we cut her loose cuz it’s on fire cutting her loose Teddy you could have sold that boat for parts or something right or I mean I would have
Taken a free boat just saying ah a fresh start is good for me to live my life for me uh I’m pretty sure all of our wallets and stuff are on there oh yeah huh so a fresh start for all of us then huh oh guess this steering wheel from my
Trucks on there too can I get a ride home with you guys oh God the way H’s mostly straight I’ll probably make itan bam bullhorn Abandoned Ship four Bobs Burgers then Tina when people start coming ashore pow coupons 50% off to All crew CR ship passengers pow try poo that
Always gets attention oh yeah yeah no poo use the bullhorn no poo never mind just don’t say anything don’t say anything where is everybody did you hand out the coupons yes oh wait no what happened we practiced we choked Dad we planned on handing them out but then it
Was noon and then there was a bug that landed on the ground and anyway that they just got away from us oh God Bry toot toot someone’s wearing a white soit I think that’s the captain then white pants take a chance permission to come aboard permission given I’m captain
Flarty is this restaurant Sean friendly you know I’ve tried Burgers from Maine to Mexico but this is the best burger I’ve ever had Bob um thank you maybe you could encourage your passengers to try our Burgers I’ll do you one better join me as a guest Chef
On our cruise to Puerto Rico really your family will accompany you of course 10 days all expenses Paid wow that’s that’s quite an offer but we really can’t afford to leave this place for that long H also I’m I’m supposed to get IM delivery and the pickle gu coming too and you’re turning me down yeah sorry um well then would you at least do me
The honor of cooking just for tonight Bob at the Captain’s Table while we’re dock say yes say yes say yes um sure yes yay something we’ll take it outstanding and Meanwhile your family will have of course free run of the ship and I I do mean free take this VIP card bride of
Bob oo Women and Children First and VIPs everyone listen this ship isn’t fancy was he going to say fancy sexy pregnant a grand old Dame don’t tell us let it be a Surprise what’s so funny oh just a um funny fish I saw if it’s that one it’s hilarious if it’s that one it’s dead which isn’t funny welcome aboard the windbreaker belchers uh thank you Captain this is our first time on KiKi likes you go on
Oh don’t be afraid pet him um no thanks what what is I want you to pet him what is he he’s a Cy bar I Cy bar it’s the largest member of the rodent family after Jean mhm oh god oh Kiki that’s a big BM yes all
Right dinner’s at six bells my first mate here Mr Ash will show you to the galley and you’ll show the Captain’s Table how burgers are done all right Bobby have fun cooking yeah come on kids wo wo wo I want to see how far Kiki gets with dad’s leg
Yeah Bob this is our head chef Duval if you’ll excuse me duty calls my replacement I hope that you have your aut for your face and arms I’m not replacing you I’m just cooking one meal for one night for the Captain’s Table you remind me of me back when I was the
Captain’s special guest Chef for just one night 56 voyages ago there’s the dinner rolls why does your timer sound like that it’s frenh okay over there is the movie theater and beyond that is the rock climbing wall a talking manity I don’t know what that is but I got to see it
All right right us girls are going to go hit the spa pass I’m going to go write dirty words on sunbathers backs and sunscreen yeah I’d rather not spend all day In I can go to the spa look at you making hamburgers with your fancy beef for the fancy Captain’s Table Mr squishy squashy mhm the regular passengers will be enjoying my fresh vegetable stool um none of those vegetables are fresh the passengers don’t care they only complain
If we run out and when they complain the captain gets angry is he a little crazy shh he can hear you he put a microphone in the cheese crater at normal come on hum hum okay uh that’s huming like normal people he’s a former Regional Star sech
Finalist she’s the sexiest sea cow on the ocean together they’re fman and marily why were you out so late last night Marilyn listen to this one always up my Butt this is so much safer than the sun come on cook me I can’t work on miners ship’s regulations I could lose my job Marco what if I told you I’m holding a life-threatening amount of tension in my glutes no glutes calves no hones no
Muffin Top no back fat no top of head only deal don’t Stop Franchesca I don’t want to be here you don’t want to be here so let’s make the best of it can you do this oh cancel the rest of my appointments nailed it why don’t you jump into the ocean and see metime what’s your name handsome no it’s
Jean hi Jean hi Jean something something this one could use a little more of well at least my jokes are fresh jokes what jokes you’re the straight man I use the term loosely well you know loose I prefer to be called flexible my pants feel funny
Goodbye I need a summer drink to go with my new summer glow hey Isaac decer me who on UPS I’ll take them all hi Jean my scalp massage was fantastic than for asking how’s the puppet show weird I felt like I had to pee the whole time but I didn’t woo
Throw a ripped wedding dress on this stackery cuz it is not a virgin go ahead and give yourself a big tip on Goldie and this is my son you can’t tell cuz he’s pale and I’m so do but take care of him all right looks like the boy who’s
Sweet on you has a silver spoon sticking out of his mouth mhm I think we just found our meal ticket dval you’re sweating into your stew H saves on salt oh God I’m glad I’m leaving after this meal it’s like 100° in here oh sorry I was hugging the
Fun okay that doesn’t work thanks cool off thank you cool off take it away here you are ouch it’s on my Face come on lady let her play it you’ve had plenty H oysters yes they’re for the branch tomorrow dual these oysters are spoiled you’re spoiled okay I don’t know why I thought you’d be interested in that but uh don’t serve those I am serving them don’t serve those I’m
Serving them Captain would like to thank the chef oh I meant Bob oh huh hm urgent whisper meet me later cin 308 me no the other handsome young man I’m whispering to I wish I could but we’re leaving after dessert well if you’re looking for something sweet who
Are you whispering to him I’ll leave him alone you leave him alone I think you’ve embarrassed yourself enough for one night remember cabin 38 honored guests let’s give a big windbreaker salute to guest Chef Bob beler that’s my man he made your burgers and he made my babies G oh okay kids
Come on time to go are we moving Bob beler everyone where’s the land where’s the land where’s the land next stop WTO Rico what looks like you’ll be my private Chef after all no you can’t Linda we’re being shanghaied shanghaied ooh ancient Chinese vacation yay booies what
Nothing all right Steady As She Goes Bob I wouldn’t call a 10day all expense paid Crews being Shanghai but you can’t force my family to be on this crazy boat for 10 days oh come on Bobby it’s a vacation you deserve it we all do stop fighting
Yet this isn’t a vacation Linda it’s a kidnapping this is a slave ship you’re disoriented Bob it happens to some people when they’re at Sea you’ll adjust once you let yourself relx yeah Bob give in we’re not missing anything at home hey Bob it’s Dimitri
I’m got to leave you meet outside uh you and Linda are probably upstairs back in 5 minutes right buddy ooh Ooh Ahh all right let’s discuss your concerns on the bridge Bob where there’s a ship toore radio you’re free to use you can call someone and make arrangements all right
All right good man I’m going to let him steer the boat that always works you’ll get your vacation kids looks like we’re on this Puerto Rican cruise for the whole enchilada so now I can go to room 308 what’s in room 308 I don’t know I
Wonder if Marco has a 9:00 scalp shiatsu I’ll massag your scalp Tina ow ow ow so how does this work the Coast Guard sends a boat for us or wait this isn’t the bridge this is the galley and your home for the next 10 days you’re out of your
Mind yes with Hunger now get cooking cuz I’ve got room for another burger and oh oh it looks like Kiki does too let finish yes sir go ahead Bob go ahead run unless he can run on water there’s nowhere for you to go damn it you’re right who’s crazy
Now Bob you still are Bob attention crew this is your captain our Mustachio guest Chef has gone missing first one to find him gets their passport back all right let’s see what these babies can do no no no no no no no no no no Francesca hey Marco I’m 4 hours older
Maybe you could rub my neck now don’t Tire him out do you have penny slots yes we do give me a whole roll of pennies cuz I feel lucky who is it it’s Jean I can’t talk long he’s in the shower I got you this mug I hope you heart cruising heck
Marilyn who are you talking to room service he’s jealous he never lets be out of his sight I just need a 100 bucks for new head shot then I can go solo but where or where will I get $100 well maybe you ohene thank you it’ll just be a loan I promise here’s
Your first interest payment Marilyn you never wipe the seat there’s sea water everywhere run my little cabbage run to $100 yes help SOS we’ve been kidnapped sorry please repeat we’ve been is everything okay or is there a problem that the captain is crazy help us all I hear is a funky Baseline I Know haha very funny screw you what’s the matter b you don’t like high energy dance music killer wh killer wh killer wh yeah a Bobby Bobby have you kid seeing your father you mean that creepy guy with the mustache yeah no hey we’re trying to sleep in here
Sorry Penny Angel feels good oh feels good in my face Penny penny mom we talked about this mom stop you’re better than this come out come out wherever you are you made one mistake flarty you let me live passengers join us tomorrow morning for Poseidon’s brunch featuring Chef deval’s famous oysters Onasis Kiki
Loves them and you will too oh crap the oysters R roll roll tual is that you in there no one’s in this spot go away I am the spaghetti tuval you’re not the spaghetti spaghetti let go with the lid just spaghetti in here tuval stop I’m trying
To get off this ship all right but first you have to throw out those oysters if I don’t serve the oysters flarty will make me Teach pole dancing to seniors but if you serve them people can get really sick it’s like the hypocritic oath of chefs tual to not make people sick on
Purpose Bob yes kiss me what you know you want to no I don’t you didn’t just want to kiss me just now I didn’t all right but you’re right come let’s throw out those harble oysters right now Bob now you’re talking you first White in the back what the hell dubal open the
Door you spend the night in there the captain is complicated but he knows what’s best dual dual I will kiss you to later the moment’s gone Bob dual we can do more than kiss other things Dual thanks for serving canned meat toal good morning windbreakers looking forward to seeing you all at Poseidon brunch featuring oysters Onasis as well as the Catch of the Day that one is a little shout out for you know who H he’s gone oh damn it you get the
Bruns ready you you find Bob when he runs it only makes me want him more right Kiki Kiki Kiki KY oh help oh sorry Louise come here over here oh hey Dad floridity is absolutely insane he locked me in his Walkin overnight he’s going to serve rotten
Oysters we’ve got to stop him oh dad watch this cl cl cl Louise are you going to help me or not okay I’ll help all right good good first we need to distract flarty and his crew while I take the oysters from the brunch well I am a master of distraction ow
See I’m going to get you that 100 bucks baby no those are for Marilyn no drop it we have Personnel on every deck looking for Bobs sir I got your wrecked my KY again So long Stepen where are you taking the oysters trust me you don’t want these there’s plenty of other things to eat don’t tell me what to eat let go I’m trying to help yeah help yourself they must be running out I did it I did the D distraction typically Louise when you do a
Distraction you don’t lead everybody to me right right okay next time how dare you use Kiki in your sadistic game my sadistic game that’s right Buster you kidnapped us thank you again I’m having a wonderful time Captain Linda are you kidding what you shouldn’t be Captain anyone would be a better Captain than
You sounds to me what’s Happening Here is a mutiny oh Mutiny this SP is so many activities go ahead Bob you want a mutiny proceed okay come on all right let’s go I will go ahead here we go everybody here we go all right let me
Call a mutiny I’m doing it all right but if you fail I’m putting you in a dinghy with nothing but a compass and a biscuit okay fine so who’s with me how about you shorts and binoculars guy you hate it here or you prisoner guy I saw you locked in that room right
You’ve got to be on my side don’t look away oh Dad oh you’re bombing oh forget it get the thingy I wanted to say that Captain there seems to be a problem with the buffet oh boy uh yep oh I love this Song Marilyn Marilyn Marilyn are you okay I found your eye but I couldn’t get the money but I will kid forget it it’s just a scam what oh god listen you’re a sweet kid and you deserve better than an old an old SE cow like me but but save your
Butts some things just aren’t meant to be keep the eye he’s got a whole box of them somewhere what the hell was that about I know she was a puppet but she put her hand right up my heart a sick don’t don’t worry Jean there’s plenty of
Manatees in the sea but there’s not really because they’re endangered now can we go to some land these people need a hospital give it up Bob your Mutiny failed Deval make Bob a doggy bag for his dinghy no Captain I’m sorry did you say no yes I did I gave
You the best cooking years of my life and now on behalf of all cooks and all oysters I demand that you give up your command there you go Duval there you go B you’re relieved of your position cook Ash remove Bob and Duval from the dining
Room Ash Ash Duval is right sir I’m with him I’ve cleaned up enough of your messes escort the captain to his stateroom all right you’re doing great kiss me not now not a good time then when French kiss that Frenchman well you’ve won Bob but remember this what’d he say nothing he just
Burped ah I miss you Jean I really really miss you anyone need a mole removed ah peel my back look Marilyn it’s a meat farm it’s beautiful oh you’ve got to be kidding me I’m going to bed I’m not dealing with this right now or maybe ever well I’ve never felt more rested
Like a protein Sunset it’s nice son I never even did the R tanning session that they offered me maybe don’t make this about you Dad sorry think if I run out there they’ll give me some of the lotions my calves are pared oh and can you also ask for that cutout of the
Tan man in a swimsuit no reason guys no a now that space is just going to sit empty again hey remember how a long time ago we said maybe we’d expand into that space someday if we got real busy remember that Bob yeah I don’t think we
Knew how um hard it would be to be a restaurant that gets busy there was that guy who came in yesterday okay it’s probably good that we never tried to expand I mean I think this was the first month we paid rent on time in years look
At us Big Shots oh hey Tina it’s the first Friday of the month so you know what that means it’s time to sharpen the knives yay or how about me please I will sharpen the heck out of those knives no Louise you’re you’re not old enough yet
You you can do it in a couple years years you need more hand strength to get the angles right your hands are a little small it could turn out really bad and I just couldn’t live with myself I’ll be oh so careful I won’t get hurt oh no I
Was worried about the knives but it would be sad if something happened to you too Louise I’m happy with my restaurant chores I enjoy fluffing the napkins even though no one asked me to and it’s not hygienic Jean I’ve told you to stop that we get a lot of Compliments there you go when you do it just right Tina you can get your knife sharp enough to cut a tomato just by being near it I mean not really but it feels that way oh uh what the come to me baby my queen burger belur oh hi Mr Fish sh uh
We’re caught up on rant just a reminder oh I know Bob that was quite a shock but that’s not why I’m here I’m here because I have a little proposition for you want to buy Jean three bucks hey five bucks yeah actually this proposal involves
Felix and a betrayal H you lost me at Felix but you got me back with betrayal you see many years ago my father the real estate magnate and entrepreneur that he was won the Best businessing Of The Bay award and he received a trophy which featured a very sensual goldplated
Lion with his Claw on a stack of money classy I love that Trophy and papa knew it and so he gave it to me on his deathbed Felix consumed by jealousy insisted that he was giving it to me to hold while he died but I know he was
Giving it to me to keep while he was dead then 10 years ago I’m pretty damn sure Felix stole it from me in the dark of night so what does this have to do with please Bob do not interrupt okay and so every year on the date of The trophy’s
Disappearance which happens to be 3 days from now I do something to try to get Felix to tell me where the damn thing is I’ve tried hypnosis I’ve tried spanking I laced his food with LSD but that little TWP won even admit he stole it
And that’s where you all come in want me to rough him up Yes actually but not physically psychologically you see I recently accidentally attended a performance of the play Hamlet wait accidentally yes I thought it was a burlesque show called hamls that I’d been to before yum ah you’ve seen it too
And though I found the lack of ham and legs disappoints I did enjoy the part where they used a play within a play to get whoever it was to admit to killing uh whoever the other guy was that’s what Hamlet’s about I thought it was about
Romeo and Juliet and also there was a ghost anyway that gave me the idea to use the empty storefront next door to put on my own version of Hamlet about Felix stealing the trophy Felix has always been deeply affected by Live Theater after he saw a fanom with the
Opera he couldn’t stop dropping chandeliers on me so I think this may be my ticket to getting the trophy back and I need you to be my actors I don’t want to use real actors because they just talk about acting all the time and their hair product is almost always too
Pungent I want to do a play of course you do oh and I’ll need a director too I’ll be focused on Felix during the performance and also drinking I’ll be the director I want to yell make me feel something uh I don’t know I mean we’re
Kind of occupied here where we work yes I see what if I pay you in the form of you not paying me rent next month give us a space next store to expand the restaurant what no for like a month or something see how it goes all right it’s
A deal no I mean no thanks come on Bob don’t you want to be a business lion like my dear old Papa I mean I I am kind of already a business lion I I have a restaurant yes you do yes you do uh but it’s so small and so slow that’s more
Like a business snail it is a little slimy in here this part is anyway I’m not sure what that is e well I guess I’m off to hire actual actors I’ll go looking for people holding 8 by1 photographs of themselves down by the docks Bob are you sure you don’t want to
Do Mr fish ‘s thing and expand next door I thought yes I mean no I mean yes that’s my confident Boy uh hey Louise what are you doing oh just watching you brush your teeth with your big knife sharpening Ms but don’t worry I won’t switch our hands while you’re asleep then why did you asked me if I knew someone who could do a face off but for hands wait do you know
Someone nah but I’m making some calls okay just going to go to sleep now sleep with one hand open Uh oh ghost oh uh am I am I dreaming seems like I am you you you you want me to come with you um okay you don’t talk or oh now we’re down here wait is this because of the Hamlet Co stuff from earlier did someone murder you no oh you
Do talk shush I’m going to show you who’s been murdering your business behold oh I get it like it’s me because I said I didn’t want to expand well if the boo fits sorry I love ghost puns that’s funny so you’re saying I should have said yes to Fisher’s offer I don’t
Know ghost I’ll think about it I mean I guess I am thinking about it since this is you know my dream okay but Hamlet thought about stuff too much then that led to a whole thing I think I’m not a big reader oh me me neither look I have
To go now Bob but remember a avenge me wait why sorry I think it’s a hamlet thing you say it when you exit Okay avenge me huh lot of GRS today Bob grown Crawford over here uh wait Mr Fisher uh-oh why is Dad running Dad no don’t run you could go in
The shock Mr Fisher wait what is it Bob I don’t have any spare change um we’ll do it the the the play uh and the extra restaurant space goody cuz I couldn’t find any actors yesterday they must have all made it big kids did you hear that we doing the play Encore
Right okay at this point you’ve all had a chance to read my script entitled Hamlet but good this time yep loved it lot of fun typos it said queef instead of queen that wasn’t a typo anyway we need to perform it tomorrow night on the anniversary of the theft so that gives
Us what I assume is a normal amount of time to put on a play one day uh-huh sure I think they did Lay Miz in a day ly I I I don’t think that’s true well I’m going to have to drive you guys
Pretty hard oh 1 2 3 4 what did you why are you stop Bob I thought you could play The Ghost of my papa since you remind me of him I mean sort of Papa was more I don’t know symmetrical okay and this one can play the character that represents
Me calvinus fisheron because she’s the tallest child yep Louise it’s true but only if you actually measure us and the middle-sized one could play my Buxom German made Inga but in the place she’s called iner filia I feel you and the tiny one can play fixus not tiny thank
You and only if fixus can have a lot of knives no no no no no no no that wouldn’t be accurate Felix isn’t allowed to have knives or sure sugar after 6:00 p.m. I myself won’t be acting no I’ll be staring meaningfully at my brother during the play waiting for his full
Confession like this fun all right everyone up on your feet we will start by loosening up and doing some acting exercises pretend you’re an actor go Lyn we have to open the restaurant in 20 minutes all right you listened up let’s rehearse okay in this scene it’s night time and calvinus
Is asle Tina that’s you with the super cute eye patch I made last night so uh lay down on those chairs sorry without my glasses and with the eye patch I’m kind of blind I loved it I fall out of bed all the time from drinking too much
Lemon cello Tina put your glasses on over the patch it’ll be a fun look now it says here enter the ghost of Papa fish otin Bob that’s you you want to say your line come my largest and best son and I will show you a hideous crime Bob
Can you say that more ghostly maybe a little more ghostly right uh come no no I was wrong do it the first way back to it okay all right so Bob you make a pointy gesture towards Louise so Point give it some flare don’t just point yeah
Bob give it some flare behold my smaller yucky child he will commit an Abomination now Louise you come in and steal the trophy off the mantle yep got it oh good prompt thank you and jeane this is your big line is the German ma oh hello fixus what is under your jacket some
Chocolats give me yum yum okay and now everyone freezes and Bob you step into the spotlight for you ghostly monologue Calin a kiss this very night there not like that okay we should go open the restaurant are you happy with it Mr fishot it’s really dead there huh well I
Was asleep during the last part but I assume it was what it was putting on a play having a really great day Linda’s in a good mood huh yeah we’re doing a very weird play thing for Mr Fish Out a play oh wow can I come
Uh of course you can come Teddy it’s tomorrow night next door and did Bob tell you the big news we’re going to expand into the space next door oh wow that is big news which side should I go to do you think I’d fit in over there or
I I don’t know what the vibe is oh we’re going to be Bob still but bigger like Bob’s Biggers and Bob’s going to do all his fancy restaurant ideas he’s got a million of them like lights sauces meat that’s not round I mean we haven’t
Figured it out yet at all oh we might even get one of those Michelin ties you mean Stars yeah those too boo oh you’re you’re back it’s like I’m haunting you is that a good pun I I I I don’t think so because you know you are
Literally Haunting Me Maybe it works on a lot of levels no just one I think or zero W wa is this us expanded into the space next door yes and you got a really good deal on lighting look at those fixtures look at them yeah oh uh I look pretty
Good too and we all look weirdly good at our jobs and Jean wearing that okay that that’s fine I guess expanding was a good idea huh but what about me who who said that me said that hey dream me uh you need to clip that burger right now he
Can’t hear you I guess this Bob isn’t as focused on Burgers all those years together Bob don’t you love me anymore I I do love you but businesses are supposed to get bigger I think I mean I didn’t go to business school but I bet they have exams where they ask questions
Like should you grow a business and I’m pretty sure the answer is yes ouch I’m burning I’m burning help me bom I I I need to do something where’s my spatula burger no I thought you said the restaurant thing was a good idea and now he’s saying it’s not can’t talk uh
Fading wait wait don’t go should did I expand the restaurant or not me okay so you’re not telling me great and fade what is it what is it I I just had a bad dream um or or a good one I I can’t tell was it the dream about the
Soccer ball with penises all over it what no I I’ve never had that dream oh I have it all the time too many penises on that thing right get some sleep up we got a big day tomorrow going to do a play and then all our dreams are going
To come true oh our dreams right right our dreams hey uh Linda yep okay you’re asleep oh danis Basketball all right have a seat my little Merl streps I put some hot water with Lam and honey out with your breakfast and Protec your voices for tonight I’ll just take a cup of honey honey Louise why are you wearing Tina’s eye patch oh you know I was thinking
Maybe Tina and I should switch roles in the play and also in real life and I sharpen the knives no now now switching rolls everyone barely knows their lines as it is mother that’s not fair we don’t know them at all yeah that’s true you all got to read from the scripts on
Stage I guess but make it seem like it was an edgy choice we made as a theater company okay okay hey sleepy head you want some Eggies no actually I’m just going to head down and get some cleaning done since we also have to do a whole
Play later and you know I’ll start making a list of some stuff we need for the expansion I guess which I know we’re both really excited about uh oh kids I think your dad’s nervous to act I’m not nervous to act I act I am a man of
Action it’s just this is a big deal we’re making like a huge life-changing decision without really thinking about it at all uh I meant act like acting on stage Bob oh yeah no I that’s what I meant too I I I’ll I’ll see you all in a
Little while oh let’s do some vocal warm-ups follow me Matthew Perry’s brother Gary killed an pink Canary Matthew Perry’s brother Gary kill you aren’t worried about this whole expansion thing right I I won’t let you burn I’m not worried if you’re not worried Bob are you worried no no not at
All cuz you know it’s it’s going to be great it’s going to be great it’s going to be great it’s going to be the best okay you keep saying that how could you know that you’re a different Burger than the one before we all have the same Soul
Dum dum seriously just kidding I was over there I overheard well I like I said it’s going to be great whatever is Say good turnout Mr Fish shoda people love the Arts nah I told my tenants if they didn’t come I’d cancel their leases oh and there’s Felix he has no idea what’s coming Calvin I’m here and I know what’s coming Dam and it’s not going to work I don’t know what you’re talking
About dear brother oh please you try this every year some plot to get me to confess to taking Papa’s award but it’s not going to work because I didn’t take his award this play is in no way related to that topic it’s just a fun play I
Wrote enjoy I will good good good good I already like this well Bob big night for you huh tonight your restaurant becomes a man and you become a business lion yeah that’s uh that’s good I’m I’m supposed to want that right of course you want that every business person
Wants that probably see some results in the bedroom too should we do the traditional pre-show headbutt your head my butt I don’t want to do that pre-show pat on the back um okay ow um thank you that that helped oh I’m the housekeeper in gailia and I
Have a tale to tell you please sit back and hear me sing of the seat and betraying oh boo buddy boo buddy boo buddy boo Our Father hath died he ha is a bummer and I know he asked you to hold Yan trophy as he was deceasing but now
We shall share it nonsense thou speaks is mine farewell a pox upon you it shall be mine someday because I am a grubby little spoiled rat I have come to take my father’s trophy I don’t deserve it but then again this is exactly what a rotten turd like
Me would do here we go I have made my choice I have set upon my path and I can’t look back now I will no longer be just the smaller weaker Dumber brother with bad fashioned sense and an UNT forunate chin here it comes here it
Comes a tiny little man who cannot even come close to my big brother who is smart and strong and so good at business like his daddy I got him now I can’t take it anymore I don’t want to expand the restaurant no what’s small one go on
Do your line we’ve almost got him fine and I want to sharpen the kns even though I’m small that’s not the line sorry Linda I don’t want to expand the restaurant I’m friends with that actor what are you doing Bob you weren’t supposed to blurt out some secret truth
Felix was supposed to blurt out secret truths you ruined it see now that’s how you point with flair I knew it like I’d ever confessed to taking the trophy cuz I totally didn’t do it cuz why would I I don’t even care at all just cuz Daddy
Thought you were better than me and cuz you’re bigger than me and think you’re so great I am bigger and I am great and you are a trophy stealing boy shap man oh boy well if you’re so great Calvin how come you never figured out where I stashed the trophy huh oops well
It’s not in the swan pond so don’t look there gotcha to the swan Pond oh shoots at ladders well uh and everybody lived happily ever after H the end garbage hi Edith when I’m sorry for ruining the play I I I guess I am scared to act I’m
Not a business lion I I know you wanted to expand the restaurant like we always said we would a long time ago but what no I don’t care about that what do you mean you seem so excited about expanding you were in such a good mood I was only
Excited because I thought you were excited and because I got to direct a hit play take that Steven Spielberg I don’t think he directs plays anyway I guess what I’m saying is I already love what our restaurant is and I feel like I have everything I want and I don’t don’t
Need more a except money we we could use a little more money yeah hey sorry I’ve been so weird about the knives thing I was a little jealous I know but I do not want to end up like the fish odors me neither although I wouldn’t mind a swan
Pond but just so you know I think Dad should let you sharpen the knives I really hate doing it it feels judgy towards the knives like maybe they’re comfortable being dull I know the play is over but I’m keeping these bazongas forever a booy boo boo a my pretty little booby
Boy I’m telling you Linda best play I’ve ever seen in a store with Not actors written by a guy who you know doesn’t care about structure thanks Teddy father we present to you the first ever tomato trophy for best dad who is also pretty good at business congrats
Wow is that is that supposed to be me yeah red and lumpy and mold you’re the stem thank you I I love it and I cut the mustache into it that’s really impressive it’s hard to carve a tomato unless the knives are really sharp cuz I
Know how to do that now cuz Tito showed me how secretly behind your back and I hope that is okay oh no no no no relax dad most of the knives are fine if you don’t look at them too closely oh my knives they are sharp but some of them
In places you wouldn’t expect and I don’t think I do need stitches and I don’t need them either a I’m going to put this tomato right here on the Shelf what sweet kids we have family hug I want him coming over the counter Teddy no just stay there we’ll
Come to you teddy you’re going to fall oh Teddy Teddy I don’t get why they’re so happy they’re about to be eaten and then worse I kind of want to slap the smile off them aw when you guys were little you loved Mr Flapjack now you
Just a bunch of pancake Poopers dad get it it could be the president of breakfast calling to congratulate us hello Bob it’s me Critter oh hey Critter hey so how are you oh can’t complain except for the fact that I’m in jail you’re in jail Critter got pinched what
Happened oh it’s silly really I got stopped for a broken tail light and it turns out I owed $9,000 in unpaid parking tickets wow that’s a lot of unpaid parking tickets Bob I’m in an outlaw motorcycle club we don’t pay parking tickets and fact we make kind of
A whole big thing about throwing them Out but I got to pay off this fine and get out of jail that’s where you come in wait wait you want me to help you get out of jail jailbreak tell them we’re in I’ll put on a dress and distract the guard Yoo just practicing listen Bob I
Need you to sell my bike for me so I can pay off this fine and get out of here can’t you call mud flap no mud flap’s on a Wilderness retreat called women of the wild they teach you how to survive in the woods which dirt’s edible how to
Confuse a bear stuff like that oh who’s watching your baby side cars with the sitter look I got a buy lined up he’ll give you 10 grand for that’ll cover my fine oh I I can’t really help you sell a motorcycle that’s probably stolen I assuming n Bob the bike’s not stolen
It’s made from stolen parts once you put them all together it’s a brand new bike here’s what you got to do go to my apartment get my bike go to the buyer another Outlaw Biker guy no no no no no an investment banker guy named Kenny
He’s super straight lce kind of a big nerd he thinks this biker stuff will make him cool so when you drop off the bike make him feel cool he’ll give you the money you pay my fine I get out of jail we high five crter I I really wish
We could help it Bob my phone time’s up I need a yes or no answer here no damn it I don’t know why I gave you that option so let me get this straight Critter asked you for help and you told him to rot in jail Louise that’s not
What happened exactly I just hope when we call you from jail you’ll help us out yeah of course we will and bring us a cake with a smaller cake smuggled inside it so we could stay here at our boring restaurant all day or we could help an
Outla biker sell his motorcycle this is a nobider no come on we never do fun activities together this family is falling apart we’re all just strangers under the same roof guys selling a probably stolen bike isn’t a fun family activity going to the zoo is a fun
Family activity a I love the zoo so many animals yeah yeah I don’t know this number that’s exciting hello Bob it’s me again I’m talking on a butt phone what’s a butt phone well it’s a cell phone somebody smuggled in here in an orice of his body oh okay come on I’m desperate
Here you’re the only one I can ask for help why don’t you just ask the oneeyed snakes the biker gang that you’re the leader of I’m kind of on a break from the oneeyed snakes what I I can’t understand you I’m on a break from the oneeyed snakes I still can’t make out
What you’re saying I’m on a break from the oneeyed snakes oh really you left the oneeyed snakes what great now everybody in jail knows I’m probably going to get picked last for riots and stuff like that what what happened I’m a dad now I can’t go out till 6:00 in the
Morning and then get up at 6:00 in the morning I get it everything changes when you have kids I heard your penis gets stretched out and it’s never the same Jane also I got a straight job at what the tech it’s an electronic Superstore Critter that’s great I know I know right
Thing blah blah blah but here’s why I got to get out of jail ASAP I start today at 4: if I don’t show up I don’t have a job and if I don’t have a job I can’t provide for my family but I guess I could always go back to Robin oh come
On Critter looting Critter coming up with more and more interesting ways to sell crystal methamphetamine crit but maybe you could live with that maybe I had you wrong okay fine I’ll help you oh thank you Bob I’m eternally grateful see you soon love you bye love you too what
Happened you love him I guess I’m going to help Critter sell his bike yay Lynn will you and the kids watch the restaurant I’m going to go to Critters no I know you guys want to go but Lynn someone has to watch the restaurant I
Want to see the baby come on dad it’s either this or the zoo and nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom I love the zoo fine I guess we’re closing the restaurant so we can help sell a mostly stolen bike yay close the restaurant baby zoo Tina oh right
Bye hi baby boop boop CR just texted from the butt phone I’m waiting for a fart fact he said to look for his garage key next to the skull which skull there are like 20 of them this one’s cool Hi how are you I don’t know I just have a
Headache so S car just ate and I have to go wait what no no no no Critter didn’t say anything about watching the baby well I have an exam and the professor says I have to start going to those it’s okay I can watch the baby ly no give me
The baby oh I got the baby he needs his nap soon and he’s a little difficult to put down and if he doesn’t get his nap he’s I don’t want to say a horrifying monster but um have you seen that movie monster oh I could put him down I have
Three kids I can still Rock Jean to sleep Jean come here no stay away you sleep witch okay so call if you need anything but also so don’t call because I’ll be in my exam found the key I’m supposed to take the motorcycle to a guy
Named Kenny on Water Street Great how we supposed to get it all the way over there I’ll drive it no Louise I guess I’ll roll it over that’s badass dad you know what I’m just going to put him in the stroller walk around the block and I
Bet he falls asleep right away he just needs an experienced mom come on baby look your baby I’m killing it with this kid I’m glad mom has someone else to smother so I can finally grow up and ooh rattle shake shake shake w oh whoops you got away from me I got you
Back you’re safey thanks I’m a fun mommy side card do you like your name oh no yeah I like it too it’s really pretty oh hotan I used to take the kids here when they were babies H you’re supposed to be napping right now
But you know what would be good to go in there and get your tired out you want to go in just look at me and say nothing if you want to go in I I said say nothing say nothing all right great we’re going in this bike doesn’t sound well yeah it
Doesn’t handle well either you know you guys are making this much harder and it kind of has an attitude hey that guy keeps turning when we turn he’s wearing loafers you know what that means he’s got pennies maybe he should use them to buy socks am I right let’s see a prey
Pete turns two he is following us no he’s not Louise he’s is just coincidentally turning when we turn maybe he’s never seen a man’s back sweat as much as yours my back’s not oh my God it is MHM a that’s nice they get along don’t they yeah they’re Baby Buddies what’s
This one’s name Sao what s Simon Simon says well that’s a nice name thank you this is Jacob hi jaob I’m Linda and I’m Bethany mama hey he called me Mama he’s never done that before uh no well this is a special moment yeah it sure is
Because uh I I’m Simon’s Mama yeah mhm me and Simon getting through the world together huh just us two right now till we go home later are you married yeah now yeah well this is the address looks like we lost our stalker Louise no one is
Stalking us yeah cuz we lost them are you Bob uh yeah Kenny right Critter’s bike wow you guys don’t look like onee snakes how dare you you don’t look like a Kenny yeah you look like an Ethan or a Chad nice jacket a lot of zippers not
Too many right no no no no wait are you being sarcastic cuz I’m really sensitive right now I just bought this give us a twirl twirling okay let’s fire her up but not without my Mandana oh okay yeah time to go Hog Wild time to go okay time to go
Okay time to H time to go let’s try that again ready time to go H ow time to go a h that’s not it it’s starting to feel bad for the bike maybe it’s just not time to go Hog Wild there we go wow nothing like the
Sound of a 1200c engine in the body of an outlaw hog huh hey we got a split Man The Meth house is going to blow I’m just kidding no I’m not we got to go man we got to go uh Kenny maybe we should finish our transaction so we can leave
And then you can keep doing that oh yeah yeah sorry sure I’ll go get the money I’m leaving it running because I love the sound and not because you’re not strong enough to start it again right no stop what the where’s my bike pre Pete just stole it the stalker well
Great now I can’t trust stalkers see that guy was stalking us this stinks this sucks language oh God I have to tell Critter that someone stole his bike the bike that was going to get him out of jail and put his life on the right track would it be rude if I just
Texted him that no I should call you’re going to call the butt phone yes Tina please stop saying butt phone can I have one more okay one more butt phone actually wait can I save it for later fine yes hi can I uh please speak with
Critter hold please hey Bob are you here you got the money hey I talked to Candace thanks for taking care of side car he’s a sweet little fella let’s he doesn’t get a nap then he gets extremely violent he just starts swinging takes after his mother uh listen Critter um
Someone uh kind of stole your motorcycle Bob I sincerely hope you didn’t say what I think you just said someone stocked us stole it he was wearing Fancy Pants oh oh hold on did Jean just say fancy pants yeah I he did have nice pants loafers
Yeah socks or no socks um no socks that sounds like Carl Carl yeah I called Carl first before Kenny he’s another nerdy Finance guy who collects Outlaw bocker stuff another one what’s with these guys I don’t know I kind of get it they’re trapped in a world of numbers but their
Lives don’t add up all bills no thrills break your heart really Carl tried to lowball me so I told him I was going to sell the somebody else that no sock son of a [ __ ] must have been pissed off enough to steal it well should we call
The police whoa no no no no no no no no popo this bike has some stolen qualities remember right right right Bob I’m supposed to start work in a few hours I don’t want to put pressure on you but this is my entire life in your hands I
Know I know you got to find Carl Lumpkin and get my motorcycle back how am I supposed to find Carl Lumpkin well I Know Carl lumpin you do oh yeah sure we play Squash he stole your bike he did what oh oh that is classic Carl he also
Cheats at squash is that Kenny yeah Kenny knows Carl put him on he wants to talk to you oh boy um how do I look amazing this is Kenny you know where Carl lumpin Lives why are you going to kill him no you are no I’m just
Yan I got you got you you got me so good now what you’re going to do is you’re going to go to his house get your bike and give my money to Bob okay okay cool plan yeah put Bob back home really enjoy talking to you Bob listen if Carl gives
You any trouble you’re the muscle be tough um how do I do that intimidate them make a threat maybe something in the stabbing Department ever stab anybody no well don’t tell him that oh Bop got to go you don’t get a lot of minutes on these prepaid cavity phones
Go get them please tell me he told you we had to stab somebody he did yes let’s get stabby flabby ow look at him might be too many baby Cooks in the baby kitchen right yeah if you can’t stand the baby heat get out of baby baby oven
It’s s oh oh it’s my husband hi babe we’re going to be a little late I think Simon’s still awake I’m trying to tire him out who’s Simon side car I’m at hot totties with some fun young moms and they think side car’s my son and he
Called me Mama and I call him Simon and we’re just going with it okay well Critter’s bike got stolen and I’m supposed to threaten to stab this guy so we’re going to be a little late too well I guess my day is going a little better
Than yours oh oh oh God stor fake food everywhere oh right they said he gets violent if he doesn’t na so good luck with that oh Linda Bob I got to go the other mom’s are watching ow ow remember dad your biker name is mustache Manny and he once ate somebody’s eyebrows for
Looking at you funny and you hate cilantro give me a mustache Manny face chills yeah oh yeah look at you Dad you’re having fun aren’t you no just trying to get into character wait wait sh do you hear that you look at my bike again and you’re dead from the backyard
I don’t play by the rules uhoh hi uh can I help you oh hey Kenny Carl super duper cool to see you but uh I cannot hang out right now I’ve got something on the stove and I don’t want it to burn oh what a coincidence cuz you
Know what else is burning your pants because you’re a liar and that jacket looks ridiculous on you uh I’ve gotten a lot of compliments bye uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Carl we know you have Critter’s bike in there give it back now or I’m
Going to eat your eyebrows what I mean I’m going to St I’ll stab you what mustache Manny the dangerous Outlaw Biker is trying to say is hand over the bike pal uh I don’t know what bike you guys are talking about oh yeah then what’s the motorcycle shaped lump in
Your backyard Ah that’s not a motorcycle oh it’s not what is it then my uh horse go on that is my Outlaw hog hey where’ my horse go butterscotch butterscotch that’s how you do it Kenny no get off get off you’re spraying my face get off me get off don’t stop it
Get off don’t do that again again are you guys okay yeah just tell me one thing did I look cool I think you know the answer to That he’s fine he’s okay you’re okay okay oh God oh my God this is bad and we’re running out of time Kenny you’ve got to give us the money we got to go no I’m not buying damag bank but you damaged it you know what Carl really
Seems to want it I’m going to step back and graciously allow him to have it no no no no no no no no no you should have it you you know what really go know it goes great with your whole backyard tarp thing you’ve got going on here hey
Should we just forget this whole thing and take it out on the squash court yes squash it out listen somebody’s fixing and buying this bike and we’re getting Critter out of jail I Carl or you I second you I third oh my god dad quick sidebar I know who can fix it the
Oneeyed snakes Louise we can’t go to the oneeyed snakes we don’t really have a choice here if these squares aren’t going to pay to fix it the oneeyed snakes are our only hope fine Kenny if the oneeyed snakes are willing to fix the motorcycle would you buy it then do
I get to meet them yes yes well now I want it well except that I want it well I want it though I I stop Kenny you come with us car go back inside and don’t steal things you’re not my mom what if he is all right let’s roll this bike to the
Oneeyed snakes wait I just want to say goodbye to butterscotch butterscotch isn’t real right right right right bye butterscotch just in Case uh maybe a kid should wait out here uh-uh we started this together we’re ending it together yeah like when we got that 15t party sub all right fine just stay near me that goes for you too Kenny M M M hold up you want us to help fix
Crit’s bike so you can sell it to Wolf of Wall Street over here Kenny hi no one introduced us big F I’m sorry I nervous laugh when I’m nervous but don’t you want to help get Critter out of jail no Critter hasn’t talked to us in weeks yeah yeah and when
We do see him he looks sleepy he just feels like he’s never present with me yeah he hardly wants any met but he has to get out of jail he’s starting his new job today at what the heck see this is what I’m talking about oh wait I I don’t
Think I was supposed to tell anyone that loose lips wide hips listen Bob it’s not going to happen we’ll that out of here before you kick us out can I just get a couple of selfies with you guys okay just don’t get my double chin well then
Hold I hold the camera up like you hold it up and goose neck and click sleepy baby I did it I freaking did it he’s asleep oh Bethany you’re bleeding oh yeah just a little Jacob was throwing stuff too right oh it was a whirlwind no it was mostly Simon Jacob
Was just covering himself he learned the word help today help sh Jacob shush sh please don’t trush my son okay look you know so side car got a little crazy they said it would be hard to put down and it’s true who’s they yeah who side car
Who said that what’s going on I uh okay okay okay yes I I renamed this kid Simon and I told you he was my son he’s not your son let me clarify I did not kidnap him okay his father’s in jail and his mother’s in the woods I she’s alive
She’s fine I’m just going to make a quick call no no no no no no phone oh look at that Jacob get into presol what where which one delete delete delete oh oh wait wait wait wait wait I like that one send me that one send it to me too look at us
Laughing together guys will you please just tell Kenny you’ll fix the bike so he’ll give me the money Bob I said no we clearly don’t mean anything to Critter so he doesn’t mean anything to us of course you got guys mean something to him you know what I’ll bet he misses
Raising hell with all of you uh lovable scamps right so why don’t you try to meet him in the middle what do you mean well like maybe you could wake up early with Critter and raise hell before he has to go to work or after work but before sidecars bedtime like commit a
Crime or whatever you like to do crime right so you do that before bedtime right guys I do my crimes before bedtime Tuckers me right out ah I guess we could be a little more tolerant a crit situation and other races also for the record having kids isn’t that bad I mean
I’ve spent all day doing this extremely inconvenient favor for Critter but being with my kids actually made it kind of fun oh that’s that’s you’re welcome haha you like your kids so the motorcycle fix it please yeah we we’ll fix it up and then you could sell it to the square
Over here it’s Kenny or whatever you want hey are you guys on LinkedIn ah Kenny yeah I am me to are you sure you want to work today dad cuz we could find another biker to help get out of jail like a naughty unicyclist no I think I’m good look it’s
Critter and mud flap oh and my buddy side car G I can’t look at you like that I know I can’t look at myself yeah at least got the sleeves off I tried my manager’s a 19-year-old boy named Randy and he Reed me for it a well it is what
It is we wanted to bring you a thank you gift for helping me out yesterday it’s a phone charger from what the tech it might be broken it was in a discount bin this is a printer it’s not a phone charges are like really small but thanks
Damn where were you yesterday when I was in training and I brought you this from my women of the wild weekend it’s a pine cone a give it well we got to go uh we got to meet the snakes back at headquarters we got a nursing student
Coming by to teach a infant CPR class to the club she’s also going to sell us a bunch of ox gon that’s um uh huh well I’m glad things are better between you guys yeah me me too Bob me too and Linda you got sard a nap yesterday I did
Incredible question will you watch him next weekend while we drive up to Lone New Hampshire for back week and go absolutely nuts uh no please no no please wor the shot I can do it hi side car party tonight I went all out this year uh actually I’m taking the kids
Trick-or-treating tonight Teddy so I probably can’t make it oh I noticed here that you uh rsvpd online and you clicked maybe right um that was kind of a soft maybe maybe means maybe Bob it doesn’t mean I’m too scared to say no I got 42 maybe Bob who can plan for that there’s
My little candy corns oh sad Wolverine scary and sad I’m Edward Scissor Hands mom uh I’m not sure about you walking around with scissors all night Louise why don’t you be Edward Spoon hands get real it’s Halloween not hallow wuss and Tina’s a mommy sexy last year I was a
Mommy this year I’m a mommy mom momy and I’m single and I’m working two jobs and I’m just trying to get back out there Tina you have to put your costume back on the roll tomorrow I’m not losing that much TP okay oh and Jean looks great too wait
What are you hun I’m rapper SL actress Queen Latifa from her unit y pH oh God so specific and political I love it all right kids help me close up shop and we can all go trick-or-treating dad we’ve decided that this year we’d like to go trick-or-treating alone alone we’re born
Alone we die alone and in between we trick or treat alone but you kids love trick-or-treating with me that’s the best part yeah it’s the best part that’s the best part shush you shush I don’t know I mean it’s it’s Halloween you know things can get a little weird out there
Oh just let him go barie come on fine you can trick or treat by yourselves this year y but you stick to our regular route and I want you home by 9: hooray you can come to my party oh right great yay I want this to be the sugar high I never
Come down from okay bad start bad start let’s keep moving trick treat uh here’s some oyster crackers now get out of here trick or treat is it Halloween era take some dely numbers you’ll be the first in line tomorrow trick or treat some delicious seaweed candy from my solo vacation in
Singapore wrap it up Charles Dickens you’re not being paid by the word I was walking in the graveyard l Bobby Linda hi teddy welcome to my black and orange Party Teddy you really went all out I spray painted everything this morning yeah it’s uh a little strong maybe we
Should open a window or something yeah I would but they’re painted shut can I offer you a hardboiled egg I call it the black and orange with a marker Who ah whoa hey wo what was that not need to be scared everybody just my guinea pig Francis you can call her Frankie but
Just don’t call her friend she hates that what about Francy pants St pants HH what’s wrong with you what hey you’re not wearing a costume Bob I didn’t think I needed to wear a costume it’s not a kids’s party hey everybody we got a party violation over here what are you
Doing Bob is not wearing a costume Mike the mailman’s not wearing a costume Mike’s a bunny he’s not a bunny I’m a bunny you have a cotton ball he has a cotton ball on your uniform it’s a great idea now we’re going to get you to the costume
Closet we got some sort of Chewbacca no the sun Sumer Frankenstein that’s not a thing and uh oh I think we got a winner here no no no there all better now you don’t look so ridiculous I’ll trade you two packets of hot sauce for a fortune cookie throw
In some cough traps and you got a deal Soul this town is horrible at Halloween we’re trick-or-treating by ourselves for the first time ever we need to get some real Candy follow me I know where we can go we’re going where the rich people live rich people are better at Halloween and
Skin care that’s why we’re going to King’s Head Island I should have worn more toilet paper okay okay I admit it’s a little colder than I thought it would be I don’t want to die I’m not wearing my good Underpants and I’d be so embarrassed did it just get 10° warmer I think that seagull just winked at me
Hello King’s Head Island nice to meet you now let’s trick-or treat you wow look how clean it is I can drink from the puddles I’m going to hey guys sweet tombs costumes Edward scor hands cool Queen Latifa also cool finally somebody gets it toilet paper roll
Nailed it mommy hey I’m Milo I’m Ned wo whoo wo wo is that all all candy yeah we already dropped one bag off at home now we’re going to head down Spencer Street that’s where all the good houses are funny coincidence we were also going to go down Spencer Street oh great I’m
Going to eat like a queen come on LY Teddy went to the bathroom now’s our chance let’s sneak out of here but you look so cute you want to spank the cake right out of your face uh no come on oh my God oh my God somebody stepped
On Francis oh my God oh my God she’s not breathing she’s not breathing live damn it live Teddy let me try I have good lungs somebody do something Mike do something what do you want me to do I’m a mailman Mike’s a mailman oh God come on
Move those legs Francis move those legs I saw it I saw it move move those she’s Alive come on oh no she’s dead no she’s dead somebody stepped on Frances and they did nothing nothing Teddy how do you know someone stepped on her guinea pigs AR flat Bob they don’t just look
Like this in the wild all right well uh we’re going to go uh Lynn get your stuff yeah yeah yeah great party seriously I hope that uh Francis comes is gets better oh no you don’t what nobody’s leaving the Killer is inside this room no one leaves until
I find him or her sorry I’m late whoa who died chck oh you kids look great here you go one for you here you are oh Africa hey is Bill puking in my bedet Again full bars full bars full bars she just gave a fulls siiz chocolate bars did she know
Oh my God was it an accident what just happened how does this not topple your your economy everything I knew to be true just went out the window candy C Cy candy candy candy candy candy candy Wagers are on vacation in St Barts you know what good for them those Wagers
Were looking run down please take one what happens when you take two help oh wait wait a minute nothing happens I’ll take three thanks Wagner family have fun at church or whatever St Barts is oh it’s got my hand just kidding it is funnier when Louise did it
Ma ma’am I’m speaking now I let you speak now let me speak you don’t tell me when to call 911 the police AR coming looks like I have to do this investigation myself Teddy I really don’t think anyone at your party purposely killed Francis every man is
Capable of murder if he’s pushed far enough mhm even you Bob you’ve been stewing in the corner all night what are you talking about Teddy you can get a little testy Bob don’t buy him a v-neck t-shirt whatever you do he goes berserk you’re not in the clear either Linda you
Couldn’t share the spotlight with Francis could you you had to stop her out don’t accuse me Teddy you’re the spouse it’s always the spouse passion of murder passion Teddy you’re going crazy I mean you’re kind of ruining your own party or did Dennis ruin my party by killing Francis I didn’t kill you
Freaking rat maybe you didn’t denn but I know you get dirty massages W and let’s not forget about Mike the mailman me what about me it’s your walk your menacing walk slamming your feet all over town Left Right kill kill it’s a limp Tedy you know Mike has uneven legs
That’s why I wear my special shoes don’t you mean murder weapons you know what I actually want to see everyone’s potential murder weapons yeah shoes in the chip Bowl now oh those were good chips yeah they were Linda they were good chips okay guys it’s getting pretty late
Better get off the streets huh we’re pushing it a little don’t you think yeah what do you mean we’re just getting started there’s a whole other Street here full of sugar just waiting to course through our veins hell hunt what does that mean yeah why did you just
Whisper hell hunt you guys don’t know about hell hunt you’re not from King’s Head Island are you we come from the mainland America every Halloween after all the parents get drunk the teenagers come out and they go freaking crazy they ride around town on their bikes vandalize stuff and if any little
Kids are still out I heard they I heard they heard they they say it I heard they shave your head I heard they throw balloons fall off be 3 years ago my brother’s friend stayed out too late and he came home covered in syrup without any eyebrows yeah I don’t know about all
This that’s a lot of different stories I like syrup look it’s not safe we’ve got to get indoors and you guys need to get get to the dock cool tip Milo come on guys let’s go get some more candy what was that huh did you hear that
No h h hide oh Kids come out and play that’s Helen Hunt hey way B do you like eggs how do you like these eggs I don’t like them please don’t cry please don’t cry a quick question does anyone here know how to get back to the ferry oh uh hey Amanda hey Bryce what’s up oh not much just uh hanging out with
My budsies I remember when I was a sophomore hell Hunt’s so lame yeah I mean it’s like grow up right I guess it’s cool you guys are keeping up the tradition though oh totally yeah hell Hunt’s the best so are you what um that’s a car that
You’re driving that’s your car that you drive this guy is dying out there he just needs to be himself no no he should pretend to be someone else what the freak was that what I I thought I heard something I got 2020 hearing anyway you should cruise by my lacrosse game no thanks
Bye there’s one let’s go where are we I think it’s a country club it’s like a huge miniature golf course the windmills are going to be enormous look I see a light maybe that’s the docks tennis courts I don’t think those kids are playing tennis or they’re playing it very Wrong H they all kind of fit like she got stopped a couple of times can I have my shoes back now I’m the only one here with uneven legs quit milking that leg wobbles well that’s not funny teddy it’s okay it’s my last name fine you can have
Your life left one back thank you maybe we should ask Francis who killed her are you mocking me Gretchen no I’m a medium Teddy I can talk to Danny animals what your tupe says hi good joke she’s pretending I wear a tupe so funny okay we’re leaving now
Maybe I can still catch up with the kids but Gretchen’s on to something Lynn she’s just drunk let’s go before she asks us for a ride home Bobby wait wait wait wait what what is it you have fire on the back of your costume pop what and tiny little scratch
Marks oh God oh God I killed Francis Milo I’m so glad you guys are here they’re going to pee balloon us any minute now oh yeah we’re glad we’re here too so uh yeah you know what oh this just came to mind how do you get to the fairy oh uh okay just follow this road
Down the hill and turn right at the stop sign now help us break out of here this kid loose let’s get him Run you’re in trouble get it yes you can’t out run number one yes we can three please let’s get off this godforsaken island and back to the armpit we call home I can’t wait to be back in my own house in my own pajamas and my own Dutch oven So Long Island
Oh those kids are really getting it I remember Hell hunt still can’t stand the sight of eggs won’t eat them won’t touch them what about a nice egg salad no more egg talk yes more egg talk eggs let’s go Jean Tina come on but Milo and Ned are back there and they need us do they though Tina this isn’t our fight do you really want to stay here and get pee ballooned yeah I can pee on myself I don’t need any any handouts listen this town gave us the best candy
We’ve ever seen we owe it to them to go back great now my candy tastes like guilt ah fine we’ll go back and save Milo and what’s his face but I get to slap Jean that’s fair I banish you from the land of Latifa okay so all we have to do is
Sneak up to the tennis courts take out the guy guarding the gate fight off four teenagers and free the kids now zoned out say that again we just need some kind of distraction I’ll be right there I’m just stopping to get gum and some teap pons distraction located all right who
Wants the first pee balloon you no you no and send hell yeah I just got a text from Amanda pool party at the Wagner house with with me and the girls what that’s awesome it’s kind of cold to go pool hopping the Wagner’s pool is not cold
That’s weird okay let’s go what about hell hunt are you crazy these girls are seniors I heard Amanda’s got a belly button ring well I heard she could tie a cherry stem with her butt I heard she has to special order her brass this thing is like a remote control they’ll
Do whatever I say tell them to push their butts together give them French accents she says hurry and that really cute when we hurry hey get all your farts out now before we get There Queen Latifa give me strength thanks guys oh oh thank you I’m not a big fan of pee right Ned well we’ve got a boat to catch hold on I’m not done with this yet these teams messed with the wrong kids us sorry we are late we are getting our
Boobs ready you boys go skinny dipping see you soon a Skinny Dip all right let’s pop off our pants there’s a lot of carrots in that stew woo this is awesome we’re skinny dipping it’s going to be even better with girls I bet okay let’s get to the
Fair this candy is not going to eat itself we should steal their clothes and throw them in the ocean or we could take pictures of them and then later we can look at them that would show them fine I’m going to get started chocolate caramel lollipop hot sauce yes that’s it
Let’s put hot sauce in their underwear does that even do anything yeah if there’s one thing a wiener hates it’s hot sauce I learned that the hard way M Taco on the toilet why doesn’t everybody do this 11 years old and still learning every every day and that’s amazing
Grace who would like to pay tribute to Francis Mike every time I delivered mail to Teddy Francis greeted me with a friendly something like that what do I do Teddy’s going to kill me for killing Francis you got to tell him a guinea pig what is it anyway I’m Dennis thank you
Guys that was beautiful Bob you want to say anything yes um Francis was a great animal she went through her life with such Poise I can’t do this Teddy I killed Francis what I didn’t even know I did it I couldn’t feel her underneath this stupid fat suit that you made me
Wear oh God damn it you could have been summer Frankenstein summer Frankenstein wasn’t good enough for you I’m really sorry teddy she gave me the best 14 years of my life wait she was 14 years old how long do they usually live I don’t know 3
To 5 years H she was 154 in guinea pig years uh you probably shouldn’t have painted her black and orange man yeah she got real Dizzy she kept trying to eat her paw wait why would you spray paint your guinea pig Teddy for the party cuz it went with everything I know
Lynn I know that but why Teddy would you do that it’s pretty stupid I got caught up in the party okay Bob we both killed her fair enough well now I can get a feret anyway thanks for coming everybody sorry I called youall murderers if
Anyone wants me to burn them a copy of that spooky sound CD just let me know they’re not coming I’m getting pruny let’s get out of here chill out with your Dills out man don’t be lame I’ll call her what the Hey I should have just taken one those full bars are weighing me Down no Louise How many pairs of underwear did E hot sauce only one of them wore Underwear oh you are dead my baby come here PE and so the hell Hunters become the ones who are being hell hunted well put thanks guys mess them up bye Milo bye Milo’s friend we’ll probably come back next Halloween no we won’t gross can you guys see my phone
Actually some kid forget it Bye Ooh So Close no fair I lost all my full bars you can lick my rappers or I can eat your rappers nothing will ever replace my baby but these full bars are coming pretty close there’s my little cavities yeah how was your first Halloween without me pretty boring I bet
Uh your father killed the guinea pig he squashes oh tell us about that was it in self defense did he disrespect your woman no I just rolled onto him here’s what happened M it was a dark and spooky night I Oh Man E He A He La N Oh Oh Oh
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