Yeah hey Charlie where are you going hello I could get used to this it’s not bad not bad sorry guys must have been something I ate something you ate yeah you know I noticed something back there in the van www.tmi way way too much information speaking of
Information I know why I’m here but are you guys winners doing exactly what does that mean and how does that work If I could have your attention please I think I can answer all of your questions first of all hello hi and on behalf of Winfrey the new films International digital download service welcome my name is Miss Maureen and I’m the house manager you may also recognize me from the Winner’s notification download well
First of all let’s welcome you all uh Charles I hear that you’re interested in technology and computers a little okay and Johnny you’re a college athlete yes ma’am Vincent pre-med yes absolutely all right Lola have you decided on your Masters yet not yet Maggie how’s your fashion line coming
Along fantastic you should check it out and Jenna I’m so glad you could get time off your teaching job to be with us well as you can see we’ve all researched you thoroughly as a prerequisite so you’re being invited to this beach house I’m here to make sure everything during
Your prize winning stay runs smoothly as all expense paid Prize winners each of you is entitled to your run of the house anything you want from the fridge freezer or bar access to all the games toys pool fire pit and 40 feet of the best beachfront property the United
States has to offer for the next seven days two rules one you all have to share in the prize if one of you goes home early you all have to go home early and two no ocean swimming after Dark so anything you want to know about the house
Ask me anything you want to know about the beach ask Joe the Lifeguard you’ll find him on the beach from sunrise to sun down at the Lifeguard Shack those are the rules any questions great well room assignments are on the board all right I say let’s stash all of our
Stuff in our rooms heat up the hot tub and The Liquor Cabinet let’s get this party started shall we have me at liquor cabinet hell’s of the [ __ ] yeah you can do this wow Okay so I haven’t decided which bikini I want to wear yet see when there’s options of course on me or on you uh these are my designs uh these are like samples so I figured it’d be a perfect time to test them out okay but I think he left your steamer
Trunk in the hallway oh yeah I’ll get it later dude look it’s the girl’s bedroom you want to watch what you can see everything Charlotte you’re such a pervert man so do you want to watch or not I’m down maybe defense is getting undressed all right ladies let’s strip down and suit up We’ll give it a few minutes and it’ll be all of them there you go wait before you take anything else off wait what’s up you know how on those reality shows they have like hidden cameras all over feeling about that techno art you might have come in here and snuck a camera
Somewhere you know he absolutely was the first one in the house yeah but I don’t know about you but I’m not about to be recorded without my knowledge check out this app on my phone it recognizes remote camera frequencies as if it were the receiver what what oh
Yeah if there’s a camera in here it’ll pick it up what are they doing who cares okay when it’s on right now those perverts are watching us right now yeah foreign but if we report it we might all have to go home oh no no that’s not happening we
Just got here okay okay first detection then Revenge okay I can work with that you know what they’re watching let’s give them something to watch and talk about music please okay oh look at everything just bouncing it’s oh it’s just like having clouds beautiful yeah man cheese damn
Hey Hypno boy transfixation lad you in there hey problem is I’m the same just so you know if you’re talking about Jenna I’m gonna have to kill you no I’m more of a Maggie type man no oh no oh um do you think they knew that we were
Watching them uh yeah I’m pretty sure there’s a big [ __ ] you from her right there this is not good gentlemen I mean luckily I can rewind this and we could I could replay everything but you guys probably don’t want to be in the room because
I mean if you do that’s fine I really don’t want to be in there I can always use an extra I would gladly leave the room I’ve been practicing these guys alone time rub one out thank you Oh man I can’t take it which one Maggie the brunette hmm good taste but you know there’s not a bad apple in that whole bunch there buddy it’s so frustrating I don’t think she even knows I exist well then you have to make sure she does
Wait no offense you think I’m gonna take romantic advice from an old lifeguard oh nice I’ll answer that in two parts number one I’m hung like a orangutan hey big guy got enough air down there number two all this talk about how men think that women think that size doesn’t
Matter it’s BS man I mean look at me I’m an okay looking guy I mean I got a pretty good physique natural tan and everything but all I do is sit up there in that Tower and wait for them to come to me I don’t mind saying so myself I have
Saved my fair share of relationships because when I’m not up in that Tower I’m a marriage counselor in Santa Monica Dr Joe The Lifeguard marriage counselor McKay At Your Service you’re kidding right about which Park the marriage counseling part no about the part getting more sex than a man can
Handle in a lifetime it’s true man it’s true but I’ll be honest with you it’s not enough that you want them they have to pick you so how do we make that happen here okay now listen up because I’m only going to tell you this
Once all right I want you to go down the pier get a candle and then tonight I want you to stand outside of our bedroom window not too close mind you yeah don’t want to creep her out are you sure about this just stand outside of her window okay with your lit
Candle selfless in your vigil through rain or shine Awesome Bye-bye ladies I know uh well I’m gonna turn in I will see you in the morning ladies good night good night what about your tractor keep it so I can recognize you next time I see you Thank you mind if I join you of course of course and uh this is one of the perks of the job next to meeting nice new people like you so what exactly do you do oh I’m a lot of different things uh house manager sometimes cook yoga instructor tour
Guide friend if someone ever needs one I’d like to try the yoga if I can 7 A.M out here tomorrow morning oh and when’s the second class if anyone would know second class I do like floor plan especially who knows what he’s doing class Okay so I have a confession to make
I haven’t actually done it you’ve got to be kidding me I know I’m a nasty little teaser girl but I was raised old-fashioned so yeah I’m a virgin and I’m okay with that but I do everything else not really everything so are you waiting for the honeymoon no
Nothing like that when I meet the great guy I’ll know it what about you Lola lover boyfriend ex-husband Ax Murderer I’ve actually never been in love I I don’t even know what love feels like Miss Murray oh just Maureen let’s just say that love and I are old and dear friends
But there’s nothing quite like the feeling of being in love or giving to someone or the high of being in love I guess I don’t have a clue trust yourself you’ll know well I guess I’m gonna call it a night or take a long walk on the beach I
Haven’t decided yet yeah well bedtime for me and then yoga at the ass crack and Dawn me too thank you advice man foreign Come out it’s okay sorry if I creaked you out um I was I was looking at Maggie she’s so beautiful and well now you there’s nothing wrong with looking have you tried telling her yeah I could never do that We’ll Never Say Never I think you can
Man up quite nicely if given the chance could you hand me my robe on your way out yeah um That’s your robe the blue one you could just leave it here I’m just gonna come on foreign Hey it’s you I thought I’d seen all I was going to see you for tonight what are you doing out here I couldn’t sleep why not thinking about you oh Jenna Jenna wherefore our thou with loves like wings these Stony limits cannot hold the love out will doubt leave me so unsatisfied
And what satisfaction can’t thou have tonight well he didn’t write it like this but uh Shakespeare I would say come down to me um yeah give me a minute come on I got you I’ll catch you are you sure yeah come down okay ready ready ready go are you okay
Was that catch me or catch me fish constantly got it wait you like that wait stop somebody’s coming he’s coming what do you have to say for yourself thank you I guess [Laughter] [Applause] To do We can do most anything Seriously Rogue sharks are not a real thing they’re just people get mistaken for seals all the time that’s why shark attacks what are you doing lounging around for I need your help first of all I’m not lounging around I’m cooling down after my yoga workout okay you caught me I’m icing my cooch
Trying to see if it’ll ever work again I think I split something in half I need to work on my downward dog you know what I mean yeah okay help me up help me up no not you all right you’re done what do you need my help with well Lolo
Was jogging on the beach and she found a baby seal in distress all right she went and got Joe the Lifeguard and he called the vet really nice guy he took the seal to The Marine Mammal Institute and now Lola wants to throw a benefit party to help raise money to
Heal the seal how’d I do not bad party hell yeah I’m in well Maggie’s in so am I you’re already in really yep I’m thinking we can do it here out here yeah yeah I’m seeing a live band maybe a couple hundred people cocktails a rave
Oh yes it’s gonna be good I mean there is a whole stipulation about them trying not to break anything rule sure we can talk that over with Maureen so you’ve done this before oh yeah this is like a runway show without the models left bitching involved and who knows what else I can
Wrangle up by Friday night by the way I decided the parts on Friday Not you Hey excuse me you got a quick second um sure what’s up nice to meet you man Randy West friends call me Andy West Coast it’s a little joke I’m a talent agent it’s literally my job go around scouting people look for Fresh Faces like yourself my car yeah yeah
I’m sure you hear this all the time for you my friend you’ve got that face for filming TV so so what if I was interested do you have any headshots know what’s that a drink anybody go with us pictures man usually done by a professional you got those
I don’t look here’s what I’m gonna do man I’m gonna get my guy on this he’s gonna take care of you all right just do me a favor just be here tomorrow same place same time sure awesome do me a favor right wear some of the little fancier white shirt
It might be the commission man got to take this tomorrow right yeah that yeah yeah foreign foreign selfless in your vigil selfless through rain or shine through rain or shine sailors some rainstorm we had last night huh what you doing well you’ve all been such good boys
I decided to make you my special irresistible almost instant chocolate pudding really it’s very nice of you oh no it’s nothing and you guys really deserve it thank you What you got there some free samples for absolutely not not until it’s finished Are those Dolphins no right out there I love Dolphins huh no I think so I think I really see them pudding can I have some you know actually it’s just for the boys oh really yeah it’s a special guy pudding diet pudding I’ve never heard of that you
Know I was wondering about some of those yoga poses you mind showing me some sure awesome eat up boys oh yeah that’s the stuff this is some of the best pudding I’ve ever eaten the best no thanks what’s the uh special ingredient what are you what do you mean
What makes it tastes so good well my mom taught me how to make it and she always said that the special ingredient was love oh love it’s nice isn’t it well I’ll catch you guys later I hope it all comes out all right I know what you meant by that women they always say things that don’t even make sense awesome it’s like an orgasm in your mouth okay let’s try to get every bit it’s a good idea Oh that’s so good laughs Revenge is sweet especially when it’s pudding Battle Stations Battle Stations so she’s on the phone yep okay it’s only a matter of time okay now we wait what are you two up to nothing really uh-huh out with it or I’ll tickle it out of you devil dog dare you really really
Are you gonna tell me yes yes okay so Lola wanted to get back at the boys for their little camera gags so so she planted their camera on their own toilet I modified it no why ew is right but I use gloves sanitary okay so here’s the best part
Then I may or may not have fed them chocolate pudding with laxative oh my God yes it’s only a matter of time before we be able to see and hear the results of our little experiment guys guys let’s go play some Sam football huh yeah maybe we can get the girls to join
Oh no oh oh my gosh it must have been something he ate you guys have the weakest stomachs [Laughter] Oh baby blue whales oh oh is good on the internet right yeah how many YouTube hits do you think we’re gonna get for that shitload [ __ ] Must Die group meeting group meeting what the hell is that thing oh this is um my special little surveillance camera I found it in our bathroom and in my other hand I have hard evidence that we were poisoned by That [ __ ] Witch whatever fish to add in the trash myself the
Proof gentleman is in the pudding so they hid your little little creeper cam on us then they took these laxatives and stuck them in our delicious chocolate pudding you know it was actually pretty funny I mean yeah it’s probably on the web by now if I know that Lola damn her if she
Wants to declare war then so be it I doubt she put it on the internet and come on man you need lighten up funny is funny you you hid the damn spy cam in the room when you started this just the same look we need to make them feel a
Lot guiltier about this and maybe I can get guilt sex out of Maggie or I mean I’ll even settle for a video that I can view on my on my own in my spare time or I’ll take even a single picture I’m a pretty reasonable guy Jenna I’m so sorry
Yeah not half the Stars we all are that was wicked yeah they were gonna do it had I known I would have warned you Laughs Hey this is Annie West sorry I can’t take your call please leave me your info and I’ll call you back ciao you have to admit it was kind of thing no no I don’t have to you make great noises yeah come on let’s say cool and what are you three up to now
Well to be honest we all feel really bad about what happens especially Jenna since we deliberately kept her out of it so what we’re up to is a sorry we gave you diarrhea makeup dinner it’s Thai food uh no the guys aren’t gonna believe you and
I’m not sure if I believe you either after last night’s little [ __ ] show please please please accept our apology I accept your apology only speaking for myself though the other guys you have to work on yourselves right you know there is something honest and sincere about that guy
Not to mention the movie star good looks it’s the part of the package I guess hola I don’t know what love is taking an interest in the opposite sex all I said was that he’s a nice guy and that’s all there is to it you know I’ve been around long enough to know
That when somebody says and that’s all there is to it that’s not all there is to it believe what you want nobody’s stopping you Lola likes Johnny Lola likes Johnny I don’t want him to hear you so you do like him do not do not do two two uh
Liar Liar hot little bikini thong pants on fire well he is kind of gorgeous okay here’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna reel him in tonight before we eat you’re gonna go put on some notice me makeup and I have a top of my bag that combined with your
Tits will knock his eyes out literally all right can I trust you two to behave while I’m gone of course what are you doing now nothing just another little secret ingredient just be boys what is it this time a harmless gastro-erotic terrorism gastro erotic or someone who doesn’t do it you seem to
Have a purse full of party favors didn’t we promise um you promised technicality Dinner’s ready really good oh no Charlie um actually honey that seat’s taken well I don’t know we had a sign sitting in that I had to make reservations Charlie would you please just come sit like Johnny Eartha Johnny I’m sorry I’m sorry but thank you so what what is it
Asian fusion Muay Thai crop isn’t that a mixed martial art very funny so how do we know we can even trust you yeah how do we know I mean it all came out all right last time didn’t it hey father the doctor used to say
No poo poo talk at dinner guys guys look we’re really really sorry Maggie spent all day in the kitchen today working away so hard preparing this authentic meal to get back into your good graces so the least we can do just eat up oh here try the Special Sauce it really helps
Bring out the flavor so what’s coming up for tonight after we eat we’re gonna go to an event that the party planners have lined up they’re having a band and we can check it out before our benefit party all right let’s go clubbing Posse okay all right cool so I’ve obviously
Never used that word ever in my life nor will I ever use it again I swear just I’m sorry guys this is private party you’re not able to get inside have a good night guys have a good night let me handle this ladies I don’t think
So hi what’s up we’re looking for the big guy oh that would be me how can I help you tonight guys you look familiar have we met we’re friends in Miss Maureen you must be talking about my brother brother from another mother huh sweet Marie do you remember that song I
Think you’re talking about Sweet Melissa there’s a difference but you’re listening to me I know the difference do you want to make something out of it I’m capturing this on video right now so if you try to do don’t care so Marine oh sweet Marine of course guys everybody you
Guys take a look around you can help yourself enjoy your life you can stay as long as you want everybody all right everybody except him [Applause] Will forever [Applause] Oh nothing honey it’s harmless it’ll be fine in eight hours I am not amused at all do you know what we just went through we were just hitchhiking on the side of the road with our Rock Solid [ __ ] out nobody would pick us up nobody accept that weird old lady up the street from the Assisted Living place oh do you need ride
Oh yeah um thanks for the offer but it doesn’t look like you have any room in there so oh no problem we can sit on your laps he could sit on all oh no guys get out of here crazy for the beach we ran we ran to the beach
We thought we got rid of them oh boy the reels with this light you know of course let’s go whoa whoa hey [Applause] You’re good you’re welcome sweet old lady huh yeah yeah well she didn’t grab your dicks to shut the hell up are you gonna stay mad at me all night are we gonna put this thing it’s not very funny though she almost ripped our dicks off wow but if you don’t wanna
Use it as a hot rack wear shoes maybe a little bit of ring toss enough with the dick jokes laughs Oh my God what’s with all the Ratchet hey everybody good morning today you are in for a special treat I am making my famous smiley face whipped cream candied pancakes with hot maple syrup how big of a stack can you take oh after last night’s little dick experiment there’s just a big dick
Experiment we’re never eating anything you guys make ever again yeah you poked planets for the last time huh fine more for us I don’t know about you guys but all that dancing last night really worked up my appetite I’ll take a double stack pancake me coming right up yeah I need
To see all that food go to waste I think I’ll have a couple steps as well of course you will I will I’ll show you how to eat we’ll use the same thing no no we will not it’s okay oh darling was it something you ate or
I feel awful well not to butt in but I’m assuming you’re sexually active it’s not like I sleep around well is your period late or missing in action you don’t think it’s I just think you might want to try one of these foreign you know how to I’ve never had to before
If that’s what you’re asking well instructions are on the packet let me know if I can do anything If you’re down for some Malibu heat you beach girls you’re in for a treat live it up with my boys in our American beach house Hey this is Annie West sorry I can’t take your call please leave me your info and I’ll call you back ciao you’re going through something right now you had a turning point hey goodbye Joe bye honey call me from Paris promise yes okay all right have a safe flight honey bye-bye damn
I I guess you can say I’m at a turning point you you must be Joe lifeguard Johnny right yeah how’d you know that nice to meet you oh you know I read up on all the winners I like to know who’s on my Beach so what’s going on
Oh I’m not sure I mean everything’s just happening so fast and more different than I’ve ever I would have ever expected well then you’re just like everybody else well I mean you’re from around here did people just come up to you on the beach and
You know give you a chance to get into movies and TV is that a guy or a girl it was a guy did he Touch Your Penis with any part of his body I just wanted to get that out of the way well that’s good listen I guess it happens you know sometimes
And if that business is something you’re interested in then I think you should go do it thank you Joe hey you’re welcome hey good luck with that thank you let me know what happens So long ago I mean well he must have been good for something that’s what we need right now and the worst part is things were going so great with Vincent he would have been that one in a million guy and when I tell him it’ll ruin everything maybe don’t tell him
You can make it like your little secret that could never be that immoral and unethical I could never do that to a guy that I care about what are you gonna do about the baby either I’m a you don’t have to justify yourself to anyone anybody do what’s good for you maybe
What you and Vincent have is strong enough no it’s not it’s I can’t I can’t do it to him I can’t I can’t what she needs is time Foreign hey Johnny hey Lola nice suit thank you so I’m about to get in the hot tub would you care to join me I guess so don’t take it the wrong way but I guess not a lot of searches have in the greatest day what have you heard
Nothing I’ve heard nothing from nobody that’s the problem can your situation I’ll make an exception well aren’t you a sweetheart you know I’m not just some highly successful College athlete you know I have hopes and feelings and dreams too and even a degree what exactly did you study well it was a
Phys Ed major and then one day I had a Moment of clarity you could say as I was walking by the theater building change it around a little bit oh they didn’t go for the hunt type said I’m willing to make an exception you didn’t put anything in the water did
You I mean after the last couple times I gotta asked all right so A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says light a long face get it I guess I needed that I guess I’m just at a crossroads right now and where I’m from it’s it’s
Flatland as far as the eye can see in every direction I’ve never even seen the ocean before until a week ago and now I’m swimming in it and just a few days ago a complete stranger walked up to me and gave me a chance to live my dreams
And how often does that happen of course he hasn’t called or done [ __ ] since then but you know I can already see that it’s a much bigger world than I ever thought I have more choices than I ever imagined I think I’m gonna move here Cults of wouldn’t you say maybe but
I don’t got anything Tommy down back home I’m already here now I don’t know what to say anything if you don’t want to hey Jenna sure made yourself hard to find and you found me anyway what does that say a lot actually I have kind of been avoiding you and we
Do need to talk This is all moving way too fast for me and I can’t I I need it needs to stop I can’t uh we’re we’re moving too fast I mean okay so we so we slow down I mean I’m okay with that we can just no standing me I don’t want to slow it down
I need I think I made a huge mistake and I need to break it off I in fact I don’t think I’m gonna be here tomorrow I’m leaving what no you can’t leave if you leave it it’s over for us it’s over for everybody everybody in the
House you really want to do that and you can’t be serious you’ve got a great thing going you and I right I built my world around you yeah I can’t just let you walk out of my life no goodbye Vincent I hope I never see your face again
No I know where I’m not wanted I’m just gonna leave well you said I’m gonna go laughs you know you’re not so secret Myers back again yeah I know it’s kind of cute are you at least a little Charmed by his show of affection what do you want me to
Do give him a Pity BJ just because he’s holding a candle no one’s ever held the camera for me before well if you think it’s so sweet why don’t you go give him a Pity [ __ ] for the both of us however if I did do it it would be the [ __ ]
He’d jack off to for the rest of his life I would be on his mental Wall of Shame the nasty girl who swallowed his whole load of the crazy beach house you remember me forever Sorry Charlie oh hi I’ll be back later have fun I plan to
Hi what are you doing here I came to pick you up you want to go to the beach I mean yeah okay let’s go okay Thank you hey close the chair could you use a beer yeah please and thank you so what’s happening that okay what you know Jenna’s thinking about leaving tomorrow any idea why no what what’s the deal man um I mean I can get Lola to go talk to her but what’s going on Jenna
You want to come down from up there look we both know that you’re being up there isn’t going to solve anything in your life so come down or I’m coming up you’re a really nice lady and I appreciate you coming all the way out here in the dark where I didn’t think
Anyone would find me and for the second time this week but just because you did find me doesn’t mean that you know me if you don’t know me at all and you don’t know anything about what my life has been like all right that’s it I’m coming up
Look I know you well enough to know that you love children and you wouldn’t do anything to endanger a child’s life I was just thinking things over I broke it off with Vincent and I don’t think you’re gonna like it but I don’t think that I can stay here any longer
I don’t know how much more fun I can I can take it happens and hey you don’t have to make any decisions tonight why don’t you sleep on it look who it is yeah yeah sure to love hey [ __ ] you what happened to you guys I thought you
Guys were on top of the world what happened the hell do you do that can I get another brother yeah do you really want one Trooper killing it wow have you seen this before I’ve never seen anything like that before yeah dude why why are you doing that doing what drinking like that
I hate beer I hate the taste of it I hate the smell of it I hate the texture it’s the only way I can keep it down it’s a pleasant trick I learned at a college fraternity huh a trick that you learned at a fraternity you don’t you don’t even
Look like a frat guy at all it turns out I wasn’t I put it with her nonsense and they uh they blackballed me on the first round said I didn’t fit the mold only thing I did get out of those guys was that stupid trick and a different sense of who I was
And wasn’t let’s change that new business this mean you know the Brotherhood is now in session I nominate Charlie as the new president on favor say aye aye aye it’s unanimous Charlie is a new president of the Brotherhood speech speech speech beverage first and then speech I would like to thank the Brotherhood for recognizing my leadership potential I also want to say that this honor maybe the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me to Brotherhood Brotherhood [ __ ] do you think he’s all right yeah yeah I think the grass cushion is full no that’s that’s probably the best he’s ever been no That’s a nice gesture oh my God this fucker’s heavy you know what dude you’re a pretty decent guy the Brotherhood never leaves a man behind all right Charlie time for bed oh today’s a big day and tonight’s the big night what what oh later after yoga we need to go make
Sure everything’s going smoothly for the benefit party and I want to call the vet and check on little Stanley actually today we have a bigger problem than that Jenna has broken things off with Vincent OMG but they’re so good together last night at the beach she was talking about
Going home early and if she leaves the beach house then you all have to go home we can’t let her leave like this it ruins it for her and for the rest of us I can’t stop her only you guys can and might not have a lot of time
I know your mind’s already made up on this but can we talk I have made up my mind I don’t really think there’s much you can say to make me change it well that’s what friends are for you and Vincent made such a powerful connection don’t you think you at least
Owed to him to tell the truth um I love him so much but I can’t do that to him he’s got his whole life planned out it’s not fair you got to admit so much has already happened this week good things we don’t want to lose that we don’t want to lose you
We’re just trying to keep you from making what could be the biggest mistake of your life in case you missed it it’s kind of already happened I mean this is me trying to deal with the consequences of it all there’s not always one right answer sit down I’ll make you some tea foreign You don’t make a decision that’s going to affect the rest of your life In the Heat of the Moment every decision we make sets into motion a powerful chain of events everything you’ve ever done and a lot of what you will do is based on these decisions and all of them lead to
Different possible outcomes so I need to choose you don’t just have to choose you have to choose wisely what do you think you would do if you told him what like hey lover I’m pregnant it’s not yours still want to get married and live the rest of our lives together is it him
Commitment doesn’t he even deserve a chance to be a part of that morning I hope I’m not interrupting no we’re just nice PJs thanks I guess look I’ve got to be honest I was standing in the hall were you spying on us again no no no I
Didn’t mean to I I just I got up to take a big piss wtmi a WTF way too much information again and well hurt it all I guess well then come here you’re just gonna have to be one of the girls and we’ll swear you to see Chrissy
I’m okay with the secrecy but do I need to be one of the girls yes it’s a Sisterhood swear it so I’m a brother and a sister just promise you won’t say anything to anyone I promise okay now go pee Mind if I join you please so what brings the other way out here I come out here every day if I can I think just so magical about the ocean if you let yourself feel that it can heal you I’m trying to decide what I feel I’m proud of you you know
I’m just trying to do the right thing you didn’t have to tell us you were there I thought about not doing the right thing but couldn’t you remind me a lot of Someone I Used to Know what was it my guy so where is he he was a career Soldier an officer
He didn’t make it back from Afghanistan sorry you know I loved him because he stood up for what he believed in I see a little bit of that in you you know you’re a good guy Charlie you didn’t deserve to be treated the way Maggie treated you it’s confusing because I wanted her
And now I feel sorry for her you know I guess for her anyway but the one well maybe you are the one just like you said not for her Do you want to finish what you were thinking about that first night at the hot tub does she want me to jerk off on the drapes look you are an amazing person and you have no idea what he’s going to say don’t you think you should give him a chance
You don’t know how hard it can be I mean my parents never got married I was a so-called love child but there was never any love around in my early life they didn’t stay together I don’t even think I saw my dad any time after I was five
You can say I’m a little sensitive I had no idea that’s not like I walk around with a signer on my neck wow unless you read through the lines and then the sign says beautiful intelligent caring woman with a painful childhood spends her life taking care of other people’s
Issue kids hoping that the man of her dreams will walk through the door and when he does and it’s not exactly perfect throws it all away and chickens out on her own happiness nice moves oh thanks you should take this one So You Think You Can Dance you think
And what would you do Miss never really been there never really done that just drag him to the altar try to convince him that it’s his Yeah probably sounds like me the woman I’ve come to know would want to give her baby a chance that she didn’t quite get two people two parents who love her and care for her and would want to raise a family with her I mean don’t you think you at least owe
It to him to tell him the truth and let him make that decision on his own I feel like that’s what you’d want someone to do for you thank you everybody for coming tonight we’re nylon pink you please have Lola and Maggie come join us on stage [Applause] hi guys
Hi everybody what’s up welcome to the heal our seal benefit party thank you all so much for coming for a great cause I’d like to welcome Miss Maureen who knows everyone also I’d like to thank big guy and the Staffing crew here at the party they are awesome you mean everyone please welcome
Humanitarian and veterinarian the man who is actually healing our seal Dr Spencer thanks guys uh unfortunately Stan Lee couldn’t make it tonight but he did send this as a token of his appreciation all right everyone enjoy your night the band is nylon pink Let’s Get It On [Applause] Johnny Johnny I’ve been looking everywhere for you where have you been the past three days you could have just called me back no bro I couldn’t my phone fell in the toilet I lost all of my contacts on the phone with the company it was a nightmare man but I am
Seriously so glad I ran into you oh Charlie this is this is Andy West Andy West Charlie yeah Charlie and West Coast man nice to meet you thank you all right Johnny seriously man I am glad I ran into you remember how had you wear the white shirt yeah well I had my
Photographer come took some pictures of you they were great I got you an audition man that’s amazing huh how do I get in touch with you no we’re gonna make it easy I’m gonna get in touch with you all right and because of the great brand new hookup
You Gotta Dance with Me One Time excuse me big guy um the lady’s with me tonight every song All Night Long right Miss Maureen is it true Maureen well you know I’ll always hold a special place for you but I am with this guy tonight so if he says
Every song all night long then that’s it wow good for you my little buddy give me a five very nice see you later look just do me a favor have a fun time I need you there tomorrow afternoon tomorrow afternoon I’ll be there yeah man no joke no joke
Look I don’t want to ruin your Buzz all right you gotta have a great party I’m running through just a little bit all right it’s gonna be a good night man all right man take care Hey guys you really had us going there for a while yeah we did it’s so relaxed we just had a few things that we had to kind of sort through I guess but uh great party I mean it’s perfect time for a little announcements translation All right So we have a lot to talk about we have our whole lives just want to talk about it now You know you spend a lot of time putting that thing in other people’s faces it’s okay to get internet and easier without a camera in your hand S Have you seen Vincent oh no does something happen no nothing bad I just woke up and he was gone and I can’t find him he really is oh well we haven’t lost one yet I’m sure he’ll turn it how am I this morning is freaking amazing does anybody having food I looked at
Quite an appetite I need carbs bad pizza donuts pancakes so much would work actually oh thank you oh yeah well you can sleep it off on the plane coffee good morning guys do you know where Vincent is actually yeah you should come out here think this is for you
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